Open the blast doors 3PO!

This week’s episode, apparently entitled “Lockdown” featured heavy elements of reason numbers 1, 3, 5 and 7 of why the show sucks.  It was hugely #1 type show; nothing happening.  We thought oh boy, these hatch doors are closing and there is a secret map.  Also the three intrepid explorers were hinted to be ambushed in the previous episode, but alas, by the end of the show nothing really happened with all this.  We were left back where we started; a bunch of people in the hatch yelling at the balloon dude. 

We also got to learn that Locke, other than having his kidney stolen by his father, now had his father fake his own death in order to avoid some bad gents who he stole money from.  Then he proceeded to foil Locke’s attempt to propose to his girlfriend and Locke ends up losing her too.   That all goes along with #5, in that it really didn’t add much to his character.  Ya, the guy had a messed up life, we got that much already.  We still don’t know how he got paralyzed, but we are now safe in the knowledge that he was one heck of a good home inspector.

Lastly, we were treated to the World Poker Tour of coconuts.  There was staring a-plenty (#3) during this tension filled match.  Especially Sawyers patented crooked head, half eyebrow raised, smirking pissed off stare.  It made for some riveting TV. 

We can only hope that next week’s episode lives up to the previews and someone is actually shot, but my guess is no one will be.

Written by Tyler on April 4th, 2006 with 9 comments.
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Comment by Spaz
2006-04-05 04:57:56

This was a great episode. Tons of stuff happened! Of course that to more mysteries, but thats the great thing about LOST!

 
Comment by Amy22
2006-04-05 06:41:32

You sure know a lot about a show that you claims to suck so bad! Why even watch it?

 
Comment by Tyler
2006-04-05 11:07:17

Check the FAQ Amy22 :)

 
Comment by Bashveank
2006-04-10 22:48:34

Now come on, staring is a crucial part of a poker game, you can’t complain that there was too much staring going on during the poker game.

 
Comment by David Griffin
2006-05-09 23:21:29

>You sure know a lot about a show that you claims to suck so bad! Why even watch it?

 
Comment by David Griffin
2006-05-09 23:23:19

..Answer to above: To distinguish the sheep from the people who see right through Lost With No Plot’s flaws

Comment by jake
2008-02-21 15:45:34

Haha, you act like these producers and writers are out to get you. How victimizing. “Ooh, those producers, they can’t fool me! I see right through them! Won’t they be disappointed when I sit down and watch every episode of a show I hate, increasing their viewers and ratings. I’m so clever.”

 
 
Comment by victoria
2006-07-25 01:09:19

“..Answer to above: To distinguish the sheep from the people who see right through Lost With No Plot’s flaws”

And this is important because…..?

 
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