The Dharma Initiative REVEALED!

After months of study here at whylostsucks.com we have finally blown the lid off the biggest mystery of the show Lost: The Dharma Initiative.  We have reviewed each and every episode countless times with very sophisticated technologies to uncover all the hidden clues to help unravel the secrecy of this complex organization.  All of this research has led us to uncover the truth which will not be told until the end of the series.  Consider yourself warned if you don’t want to ruin the surprise, because the identity and purpose of the Dharma Initiative and the whole island is now revealed !!

The Dharma Initiative is: KRAFT FOODS!!!!

It all makes perfect sense.  Only a large, multinational corporation could have R&D budget and financial backing to conduct the ongoing operations on the island.  This “shadow wing” of the Kraft foods conglomerate was started under heavy secrecy in order to conduct advanced food testing on their unknowing test subjects.  With their enormous budget and lust to take over the emerging pre-packaged food market, they began placing subjects on the island through various unfortunate “accidents”.  Once the test subjects were in place, they would deploy their cargo of generically packaged food products via parachute.  The unaware test subjects would then consume these foods for a long period of time.  Eventually they are removed from the island and forced to participate in a 1 month long focus group describing what they liked and disliked about each food product and/or the packaging.  This will all be revealed in the final episode which will be called “The Focus Group”.  We hope this spoiler will not stop you from continuing to watch the show and see the mystery unravel for yourself. 

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Written by on April 13th, 2006 with 82 comments.
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“Last chance for Love”

Last night’s episode was probably the most painful I have ever watched.  Who was the demographic that ABC was targeting with that episode; the 65-80 year old retirement community crowd?   I felt like I was watching a Lifetime Original Movie of the Week. Can an aging dentist find love find love with a terminally ill woman? – Find out this week on the Lifetime Original movie “Last chance for Love”.  Oh man, it was excruciating to watch.  They could have pointed the cameras at the beach for the entire hour so we could watch the waves rolling in, and it would have been more entertaining than that episode.  If that doesn’t prove the #1 premise of this blog, that nothing ever happens on the show, then I don’t know what does.  The side story about the Dr. and Kate off on yet another wild jungle adventure hike was not much better.  I failed to see the point of them getting trapped in the net for five minutes.  Ok, we get it; you want to build the sexual tension between these two characters.  This scene has been played out at least three other times with these guys in similar situations.  Either let them hook up already, or move on to something else!  It’s become like a bad soap opera now, but instead of being set in a suburban hospital, it’s on a tropical island.

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