The Dharma Initiative REVEALED!

After months of study here at whylostsucks.com we have finally blown the lid off the biggest mystery of the show Lost: The Dharma Initiative.  We have reviewed each and every episode countless times with very sophisticated technologies to uncover all the hidden clues to help unravel the secrecy of this complex organization.  All of this research has led us to uncover the truth which will not be told until the end of the series.  Consider yourself warned if you don’t want to ruin the surprise, because the identity and purpose of the Dharma Initiative and the whole island is now revealed !!

 

The Dharma Initiative is: KRAFT FOODS!!!!

It all makes perfect sense.  Only a large, multinational corporation could have R&D budget and financial backing to conduct the ongoing operations on the island.  This “shadow wing” of the Kraft foods conglomerate was started under heavy secrecy in order to conduct advanced food testing on their unknowing test subjects.  With their enormous budget and lust to take over the emerging pre-packaged food market, they began placing subjects on the island through various unfortunate “accidents”.  Once the test subjects were in place, they would deploy their cargo of generically packaged food products via parachute.  The unaware test subjects would then consume these foods for a long period of time.  Eventually they are removed from the island and forced to participate in a 1 month long focus group describing what they liked and disliked about each food product and/or the packaging.  This will all be revealed in the final episode which will be called “The Focus Group”.  We hope this spoiler will not stop you from continuing to watch the show and see the mystery unravel for yourself. 

 

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Written by Tyler on April 13th, 2006 with 66 comments.
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Comment by Kevin
2006-04-13 12:54:06

2 words:

Simply Awesome!

Comment by babii.bella
2007-08-22 06:54:21

ok, seriously… what are you on?? A food company is going to be the reason behind LOST? What kind of show is that? And how much do you think that LOST sucks, because you obviously watch it, to create a website based on it, and to say that

QUOTE:
After months of study here at whylostsucks.com we have finally blown the lid off the biggest mystery of the show Lost: The Dharma Initiative. We have reviewed each and every episode countless times with very sophisticated technologies to uncover all the hidden clues to help unravel the secrecy of this complex organization.

you obviously don’t think it’s a waste of time! So I think that you actually like the show, but are too frustrated because you can’t think of anything more intelligent to explain it than ‘the DHARMA Initiative is: Kraft Foods!’

Just admit it.

Comment by dude...
2007-12-27 04:23:17

You have no comprehension of sarcastic humor.
do you?……

Comment by leslie
2008-01-22 10:24:46

Kraft is owned by Philip Morris, which really just proves this theory.

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Comment by hahaha
2008-05-29 15:22:33

Wow. You are retarded. I’m not even going to ask you what you’re on because no drug could ever make anyone that stupid. You are just a naturally stupid human being wasting away in a sea of hatred for a T.V. SHOW!!! COME ONNN!!! The end.

 
 
Comment by JT
2006-04-13 16:52:38

Damn, now you ruined the ending for me!

Comment by wtf
2008-03-07 22:33:59

You fucking peace of shit! Lost doesn’t suck!!

Comment by LOST Rules
2008-10-15 09:13:25

Fuck yeah LOST is one of th best things on TV and if you think that is the reason that LOST sucks your all fucking idiots. I think that you just couldn’t actually keep up with what was going on

 
 
 
Comment by ??
2006-05-17 03:53:14

youre on drugs. how do you explain all the mystery occurances if its a food company. do you really think all the twists and turns we have had so far are going to lead to a question and answers group food. i suppose the next thing you will say is that walt was taken by the others to produce mass amounts of cheese. fool.

Comment by Chloe
2007-04-27 14:36:59

you are an idiot and have no tongue-in-cheek sensibilities.

 
 
Comment by ??
2006-05-17 04:09:05

i aint getting on no plane fool.

 
Comment by Rachael Wilber
2006-05-17 22:17:07

I love Lost, but you know what? I loved that frickin thing! I thought it was halarious… I have to show my mom. Thanks for the giggles!

 
Comment by ??
2006-05-19 07:29:41

hey i have another theory you mite want to check out. maybe the water they find in the caves is actually clear, flavourless beer that is being supplied by an under-sea brewery controlled by sea-horses and squids. everytime they drink the water they get really drunk and a panda bear with an unfeasably large left paw comes and covers the lost people in bamboo and infests them with strange alien panda’s, and then in season three all the lost cast will start transforming into a cross breed of alien and panda and then take over the world and then the universe.

Comment by Dan
2007-02-08 17:53:17

That was hilariously man! This guy with the Kraft food theory is an idiot!

 
 
Comment by Bill
2006-06-08 10:44:56

Okay, well unfortunatley most of that does make sense, but you never did explain the smoke monster, why the food would have anything to do with electormagnetic energy (despite what tests may take place), Why there are such a wide and differing range of animals on the island, and why you can’t leave the island.

(A lot more questions but not enough room.)

Answer those and then people just may take you seriously.

Comment by Chloe
2007-04-27 14:49:41

I believe the whole point is that he doesn’t want to be taken seriously. That’s what a joke is.

 
 
Comment by gurtrude portion
2006-07-04 12:57:37

i really think that jack bower should be shot in the next season of 24 because he smells of the small piece of poo that has been stuck between my toes for the last 10 days.

 
Comment by ??
2006-11-14 06:13:37

PENIS

 
Comment by Tim
2006-11-16 15:32:45

This is an interesting theory and will make the show more interesting to find out what is happening. But you are still only speculating.

 
Comment by ??
2006-11-19 05:59:16

omg ur just attention seeking thats a load of bollocks all the twists and deaths cant be over food!!! and u said about the packaging all of it is the same!!!!
m8 ur definately on something. go see a doctor.

 
Comment by gertrude portion
2006-11-22 13:42:43

i am not a penis. i think u will find that i do not grow in height or width when i am excited and i do not grow hair around my feet. now if i were to call you, say, a cock sucker, that would be valid because i reckon you lurve de cock. and jack bower still smells, but i have removed the peice of poo from my toes. nanu.

 
Comment by sam smith
2006-11-28 08:40:11

hi my names sam, im way kool, i got 7a*s for gcse, yeah beat that mo’fos! peace out honkys

 
Comment by andrew quinn
2006-11-28 08:40:56

hi my names andrew…im really picky and don’t eat fruit

 
Comment by oliver
2006-11-28 08:41:55

im a dirty virgin everyone, and im spotty

 
Comment by lostfan
2006-12-09 13:43:49

you suck lost rules

 
Comment by bernadette
2006-12-09 17:19:18

what a bunch of wan….s you are, get a life…….losers

 
Comment by bernadette
2006-12-09 17:35:56

so……got nothing to say???? LOSERS

 
Comment by BOBBYDASSLER
2006-12-09 17:39:09

come on bernadette, some of us are living on the edge with this programme, what the fu.. are doing to us?? We need this, we want this and if we don’t have this we will be LOST… get it …. HA HA HA…..

 
Comment by gertrude portion
2006-12-13 17:18:14

bernadette, are u forgetting that not only did u tell us all to get a life, but u actually left a second comment. in other words, get a life u damn fool. or at least some intelligence u muppet.

 
Comment by willy wonka
2006-12-15 16:51:53

LOST SUCKS!!!! 24 SUCKS!! ALL THE DAMN SHOW SUCK!!!!!!
I used to be a fan of Lost but after sooooooo much crap I got sick and tired of the same damn thing. It’s not that I don’t get the show it’s that they keep putting these Flashbacks and other Crap Which don’t have ANYTHING to do with the MAIN THEME (or whatever they’re going for).
As for F*^#. 24, the damn show was supposed to be A MINI SERIES not last for FIVE sesons. The F***^ing show is ALWAYS about the same CRAP!!!!
I F*^#@ING HATE LOST F&*# 24 AND STOP WITH F^**ING AMERICAN IDOL.
JUST END THE SHOWS ALL READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Comment by frankline
2006-12-30 14:44:14

you are a faggot.

 
Comment by __ __ __
2007-01-02 11:54:48

With all due respect, I think you are all faggots.

 
Comment by __ __ __
2007-01-02 11:55:53

KRAFT? Really…Intelligent ideas only, please.

 
Comment by Fish
2007-01-08 15:58:20

OH DEAR!!! That’s a little SAD!!

 
Comment by Crazy initiative
2007-01-26 05:23:20

wow! imagine how trying to explain Lost can incite agression….from a commentary to a crazy theory to an exchange of harsh words.hehehe…and willy wonka i like so totally agree. them shows get suckier the longer the stay running

 
Comment by nuts
2007-01-26 15:39:35

Yeah okay buddy. whatever!! I doubt this is true, but 10 out of 10 for giving it a crack

 
Comment by Van_lexuz
2007-01-30 15:39:36

That’s ridiculous!! hahhaha
Cos it isn’t the Kraft Foods…is the Unilever company!!!
They are buying a many industries here in South America!!!
By the way…There aren’t a island…they are lost in Amazonia…

 
Comment by Grrrrrrr.
2007-02-02 20:46:45

This whole theory on Kraft foods is crap. Get a life you losers.

yall are crazy, call this number for your therapist: 18009237456

Comment by King
2007-04-03 15:56:32

Should the 8 be 9 in the numbers.. I mean the phone number..

 
 
Comment by Andreas
2007-02-06 11:55:28

Hehe, funny post, but what’s even funnier is that some people here seem to think you’re actually being serious.

 
Comment by Tyler
2007-02-06 15:26:59

Note to all, it’s called sacrasm.

Comment by Lmeister
2007-05-26 07:06:44

You know, coming back to this fist post is very revealing. First, what a bunch of total losers the first posters were - nearly completely devoid of any understanding of what you are trying to do. Just proves that the fanboys have never changed since the moment you opened this site, Tyler. Second, just how far LostSucks has come. Its amazing to see just how great the posters are now. I really think this is the best Lost board on the net. All the other loser sites filled with starry eyed blind people who only know how to hail this show as the second coming as such crap. This is the only balanced board there is. Thanks for setting it up!

 
 
Comment by flopy's
2007-02-25 08:39:52

hello,i’m a fan of lost.i thinkin wich the serie it’s a thing in the head of rabbit.namaste,and good locking

 
Comment by ?????????
2007-03-03 18:26:54

i am a fan of lost and i think the people who wrote this thing are attention sickers and loalives (get a jop asswipes) and the whole food thing is a load of bolloks so up urs sad ass

Comment by nutbag27
2008-04-03 19:53:10

sickers?

loalives?

jop?

Man you is dumb, or trying to be dumb

 
 
Trackback by side effects tramadol
2007-03-07 13:39:58

side effects tramadol…

 
Comment by Mal
2007-03-13 09:43:41

You people are stupid. Were half of you dropped at birth or something? Sure this is written word and all, but if you can’t detect the sarcastic humor… jesus. I can’t even bring myself to bother flaming you, you might think I’m being nice.

 
Comment by King
2007-04-03 15:54:58

Wow!!! Some nice food.. this food will also take over some of the Viagara or some other med market… as Sun got preg by Jin after eating this stuff..

 
Comment by lostis betterthanyoumum
2007-05-12 07:55:37

lol a food company ROFL!

 
Comment by Erin
2007-05-26 13:01:54

Ha ha, the biggest load of b****** I have ever read!

Comment by Lmeister
2007-05-26 21:36:43

Probably because you are an ass

 
 
Comment by frede
2007-06-25 11:14:10

u suck! lost is the best show ever? what the hell is the matter with u?

Comment by Lmeister
2007-06-25 12:50:42

You swallow. Go away fan-boy.

 
 
Comment by babii.bella
2007-08-22 06:55:48

Sorry didn’t mean to comment Kevin.

My bad :D

 
Comment by Mistacular
2007-10-02 20:19:25

We hate lost so he rented high technology tools and we watched the episodes over and over and over…… that doesn’t make any sense to me … why do the Kraft theory would make any sense then?

 
Comment by Mistacular
2007-10-02 20:23:04

Next they’re going to say there will be a hatch with a dried food can symbol

 
Comment by ???
2007-11-13 17:46:58

look at all these peeps suckered by an advert for kraft!

 
Comment by mike
2008-02-05 03:40:13

We are all just a little dumber for reading this website, its a joke people. try going out and voting for an intelligent president rather then debate the hidden meaning of an entertaining, but fictional tv show. How long, 50 60 years before the end of the world???? if we are lucky. our poor kids.

 
Comment by mpathy
2008-02-09 06:46:23

hey?
Excellent promotional idea….are you working for craft?
does it paywell???:P

oh you advertisers are such weard bunch of people!snap out of it for like 30mints…to relax a bit!!!

 
Comment by xzfbnhdzsn
2008-05-09 19:58:31

this website sucks

 
Comment by Rich P
2008-05-29 16:16:24

DAMN i was gonna guess it was Howard Johnsons but it all makes sense now

 
Comment by taylor
2008-05-31 22:46:09

then why would there be a time machine on the show?

what’s the point of jacob?

and then what is going on with all these tests on pergnant women…
and wouldn’t they be paying CHEFS to work on the island and not DOCTORS who major in ABSOLUTLY NOTHING related to food?

chew on that one for a while…

 
Comment by stevie shortt
2008-06-02 22:38:49

What do you know about the Octagon global recruiting? I mean come on how is going to belive that? And when Ben Linus when under grownd, were did he go? And were you eating mack and cheese when you came up with this? Untell you I see the last epesode I do not beleve you!!

 
Comment by stevie shortt
2008-06-02 22:40:33

what is up with the Octagon global recruiting?

 
Comment by john
2008-09-03 16:48:34

Fuck you.

 
Comment by Rhsmiths
2008-10-16 18:01:37

Holy crap, send me w/e your smoking.

 
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