The Dharma Initiative REVEALED!
After months of study here at whylostsucks.com we have finally blown the lid off the biggest mystery of the show Lost: The Dharma Initiative. We have reviewed each and every episode countless times with very sophisticated technologies to uncover all the hidden clues to help unravel the secrecy of this complex organization. All of this research has led us to uncover the truth which will not be told until the end of the series. Consider yourself warned if you don’t want to ruin the surprise, because the identity and purpose of the Dharma Initiative and the whole island is now revealed !!
The Dharma Initiative is: KRAFT FOODS!!!!
It all makes perfect sense. Only a large, multinational corporation could have R&D budget and financial backing to conduct the ongoing operations on the island. This “shadow wing” of the Kraft foods conglomerate was started under heavy secrecy in order to conduct advanced food testing on their unknowing test subjects. With their enormous budget and lust to take over the emerging pre-packaged food market, they began placing subjects on the island through various unfortunate “accidents”. Once the test subjects were in place, they would deploy their cargo of generically packaged food products via parachute. The unaware test subjects would then consume these foods for a long period of time. Eventually they are removed from the island and forced to participate in a 1 month long focus group describing what they liked and disliked about each food product and/or the packaging. This will all be revealed in the final episode which will be called “The Focus Group”. We hope this spoiler will not stop you from continuing to watch the show and see the mystery unravel for yourself.
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Written by Tyler on April 13th, 2006 with
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ok, seriously… what are you on?? A food company is going to be the reason behind LOST? What kind of show is that? And how much do you think that LOST sucks, because you obviously watch it, to create a website based on it, and to say that
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After months of study here at whylostsucks.com we have finally blown the lid off the biggest mystery of the show Lost: The Dharma Initiative. We have reviewed each and every episode countless times with very sophisticated technologies to uncover all the hidden clues to help unravel the secrecy of this complex organization.
you obviously don’t think it’s a waste of time! So I think that you actually like the show, but are too frustrated because you can’t think of anything more intelligent to explain it than ‘the DHARMA Initiative is: Kraft Foods!’
Just admit it.
You have no comprehension of sarcastic humor.
do you?……
Kraft is owned by Philip Morris, which really just proves this theory.
Wow. You are retarded. I’m not even going to ask you what you’re on because no drug could ever make anyone that stupid. You are just a naturally stupid human being wasting away in a sea of hatred for a T.V. SHOW!!! COME ONNN!!! The end.
Damn, now you ruined the ending for me!
You fucking peace of shit! Lost doesn’t suck!!
Fuck yeah LOST is one of th best things on TV and if you think that is the reason that LOST sucks your all fucking idiots. I think that you just couldn’t actually keep up with what was going on
youre on drugs. how do you explain all the mystery occurances if its a food company. do you really think all the twists and turns we have had so far are going to lead to a question and answers group food. i suppose the next thing you will say is that walt was taken by the others to produce mass amounts of cheese. fool.
you are an idiot and have no tongue-in-cheek sensibilities.
i aint getting on no plane fool.
I love Lost, but you know what? I loved that frickin thing! I thought it was halarious… I have to show my mom. Thanks for the giggles!
hey i have another theory you mite want to check out. maybe the water they find in the caves is actually clear, flavourless beer that is being supplied by an under-sea brewery controlled by sea-horses and squids. everytime they drink the water they get really drunk and a panda bear with an unfeasably large left paw comes and covers the lost people in bamboo and infests them with strange alien panda’s, and then in season three all the lost cast will start transforming into a cross breed of alien and panda and then take over the world and then the universe.
That was hilariously man! This guy with the Kraft food theory is an idiot!
Okay, well unfortunatley most of that does make sense, but you never did explain the smoke monster, why the food would have anything to do with electormagnetic energy (despite what tests may take place), Why there are such a wide and differing range of animals on the island, and why you can’t leave the island.
(A lot more questions but not enough room.)
Answer those and then people just may take you seriously.
I believe the whole point is that he doesn’t want to be taken seriously. That’s what a joke is.
i really think that jack bower should be shot in the next season of 24 because he smells of the small piece of poo that has been stuck between my toes for the last 10 days.
PENIS
This is an interesting theory and will make the show more interesting to find out what is happening. But you are still only speculating.
omg ur just attention seeking thats a load of bollocks all the twists and deaths cant be over food!!! and u said about the packaging all of it is the same!!!!
m8 ur definately on something. go see a doctor.
i am not a penis. i think u will find that i do not grow in height or width when i am excited and i do not grow hair around my feet. now if i were to call you, say, a cock sucker, that would be valid because i reckon you lurve de cock. and jack bower still smells, but i have removed the peice of poo from my toes. nanu.
hi my names sam, im way kool, i got 7a*s for gcse, yeah beat that mo’fos! peace out honkys
hi my names andrew…im really picky and don’t eat fruit
im a dirty virgin everyone, and im spotty
you suck lost rules
what a bunch of wan….s you are, get a life…….losers
so……got nothing to say???? LOSERS
come on bernadette, some of us are living on the edge with this programme, what the fu.. are doing to us?? We need this, we want this and if we don’t have this we will be LOST… get it …. HA HA HA…..
bernadette, are u forgetting that not only did u tell us all to get a life, but u actually left a second comment. in other words, get a life u damn fool. or at least some intelligence u muppet.
LOST SUCKS!!!! 24 SUCKS!! ALL THE DAMN SHOW SUCK!!!!!!
I used to be a fan of Lost but after sooooooo much crap I got sick and tired of the same damn thing. It’s not that I don’t get the show it’s that they keep putting these Flashbacks and other Crap Which don’t have ANYTHING to do with the MAIN THEME (or whatever they’re going for).
As for F*^#. 24, the damn show was supposed to be A MINI SERIES not last for FIVE sesons. The F***^ing show is ALWAYS about the same CRAP!!!!
I F*^#@ING HATE LOST F&*# 24 AND STOP WITH F^**ING AMERICAN IDOL.
JUST END THE SHOWS ALL READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are a faggot.
With all due respect, I think you are all faggots.
KRAFT? Really…Intelligent ideas only, please.
OH DEAR!!! That’s a little SAD!!
wow! imagine how trying to explain Lost can incite agression….from a commentary to a crazy theory to an exchange of harsh words.hehehe…and willy wonka i like so totally agree. them shows get suckier the longer the stay running
Yeah okay buddy. whatever!! I doubt this is true, but 10 out of 10 for giving it a crack
That’s ridiculous!! hahhaha
Cos it isn’t the Kraft Foods…is the Unilever company!!!
They are buying a many industries here in South America!!!
By the way…There aren’t a island…they are lost in Amazonia…
This whole theory on Kraft foods is crap. Get a life you losers.
yall are crazy, call this number for your therapist: 18009237456
Should the 8 be 9 in the numbers.. I mean the phone number..
Hehe, funny post, but what’s even funnier is that some people here seem to think you’re actually being serious.
Note to all, it’s called sacrasm.
You know, coming back to this fist post is very revealing. First, what a bunch of total losers the first posters were - nearly completely devoid of any understanding of what you are trying to do. Just proves that the fanboys have never changed since the moment you opened this site, Tyler. Second, just how far LostSucks has come. Its amazing to see just how great the posters are now. I really think this is the best Lost board on the net. All the other loser sites filled with starry eyed blind people who only know how to hail this show as the second coming as such crap. This is the only balanced board there is. Thanks for setting it up!
hello,i’m a fan of lost.i thinkin wich the serie it’s a thing in the head of rabbit.namaste,and good locking
i am a fan of lost and i think the people who wrote this thing are attention sickers and loalives (get a jop asswipes) and the whole food thing is a load of bolloks so up urs sad ass
sickers?
loalives?
jop?
Man you is dumb, or trying to be dumb
side effects tramadol…
…
You people are stupid. Were half of you dropped at birth or something? Sure this is written word and all, but if you can’t detect the sarcastic humor… jesus. I can’t even bring myself to bother flaming you, you might think I’m being nice.
Wow!!! Some nice food.. this food will also take over some of the Viagara or some other med market… as Sun got preg by Jin after eating this stuff..
lol a food company ROFL!
Ha ha, the biggest load of b****** I have ever read!
Probably because you are an ass
u suck! lost is the best show ever? what the hell is the matter with u?
You swallow. Go away fan-boy.
Sorry didn’t mean to comment Kevin.
My bad
We hate lost so he rented high technology tools and we watched the episodes over and over and over…… that doesn’t make any sense to me … why do the Kraft theory would make any sense then?
Next they’re going to say there will be a hatch with a dried food can symbol
look at all these peeps suckered by an advert for kraft!
We are all just a little dumber for reading this website, its a joke people. try going out and voting for an intelligent president rather then debate the hidden meaning of an entertaining, but fictional tv show. How long, 50 60 years before the end of the world???? if we are lucky. our poor kids.
hey?
Excellent promotional idea….are you working for craft?
does it paywell???:P
oh you advertisers are such weard bunch of people!snap out of it for like 30mints…to relax a bit!!!
this website sucks
DAMN i was gonna guess it was Howard Johnsons but it all makes sense now
then why would there be a time machine on the show?
what’s the point of jacob?
and then what is going on with all these tests on pergnant women…
and wouldn’t they be paying CHEFS to work on the island and not DOCTORS who major in ABSOLUTLY NOTHING related to food?
chew on that one for a while…
What do you know about the Octagon global recruiting? I mean come on how is going to belive that? And when Ben Linus when under grownd, were did he go? And were you eating mack and cheese when you came up with this? Untell you I see the last epesode I do not beleve you!!
what is up with the Octagon global recruiting?
Fuck you.
Holy crap, send me w/e your smoking.