Can you take over writing this blog for me? Seriously, that was the best comment ever on this board. Great stuff! I’d go ride with you anytime.

-Tyler

Four of my closest friends LOVE that show and have asked me to watch it with them. Every time I do, I get the dismal feeling that NOTHING is actually happening in this show, and it is just a bunch of boring, over-dramatic vignettes strung together. Then, to make it interesting, they set it on a tropical island so that 300 million Americans can safely and easily relate it to another boring, pointless show - Survivor.

I might be ignorant but since I was made to watch it the first time (which admittedly was not the FIRST episode that EVERYONE JUST HAS to see in order to GET IT!) I’ve yet to see anything interesting, thought-provoking or intellect-stimulating occur that would entice me to find that first episode and perform my first injection of Lost, complete with a cooking spoon and tourniquet, and join thousands of Lost addicts.

This show has developed an elite clique of quazi-intellectuals amongst it’s viewers and this is what frosts my fern the most, because no matter what amount of curiosity you express about the show, they all say the same, uninformative thing, “Oh, well YOU have to see the VERY FIRST ONE to REALLY know what’s going on”. That’s just like when you ask your girlfriend where she got her handbag from and she selfishly replies, for fear that you might COPY her, “In L.A.”

God this show sucks.

I’ll tell you what show I DO like, though - M*A*S*H! That show was dramatic, funny, applied to life, 11 seasons long and had amazing writers, and yet EVERYONE, but I, HATES M*A*S*H.

TV is such shit. Let’s go out and ride bicycles, right now!