Comments on: Please, make it stop. http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/ Why the ABC TV show Lost sucks Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:56:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Anal Sex Videos http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-23507 Fri, 14 Sep 2007 19:19:02 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-23507 <strong>Anal Sex Videos...</strong> Sorry, it just sounds like a crazy idea for me :)... Anal Sex Videos…

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]]> by: james http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1906 Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:45:52 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1906 I'm thinking we need a quitting lost support group maybe someone could get on that :) we could have a 3 step program and a sponser from LOST survivors. And a slogan we need a slogan. Here's one: There's hope on the other side... I’m thinking we need a quitting lost support group maybe someone could get on that :) we could have a 3 step program and a sponser from LOST survivors. And a slogan we need a slogan. Here’s one: There’s hope on the other side…

]]> by: TheLostSkeptic http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1668 Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:56:02 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1668 ha! funny! don't piss off trek fans too, you'll be in BIG trouble then. ha! funny! don’t piss off trek fans too, you’ll be in BIG trouble then.

]]> by: Donkey Mong http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1557 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:04:08 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1557 So I take it "Lost" refers to the script? Or the writing team? Perhaps there's a team of five to ten year olds scribbling furiously to come up with the next (or utter-lack-of) twist in the tale! It would also explain the Polar Bears. Kids love 'em apparently. What it wouldn't explain is how do they a) breed Polar Bears that look suspiciously like CGI? and b) how the polar bears got to such a poorly suited island for their habitat? The poor buggers must be sweating like trick-or-treaters outside Neverland Ranch. Perhaps they're genetically enhanced to swim like billy-o but with an horrendous sense of direction? Perhaps their genetic enhancements include rudimentary shipyard construction and nautical skills? Wouldn't take much enhancement to outsmart pillocks like Sawyer, would it? I wonder if thousands of people are suddenly contacting the World Wildlife Fund offering to "Sponsor A Sawyer"? Nerg. So I take it “Lost” refers to the script? Or the writing team? Perhaps there’s a team of five to ten year olds scribbling furiously to come up with the next (or utter-lack-of) twist in the tale!

It would also explain the Polar Bears. Kids love ‘em apparently. What it wouldn’t explain is how do they

a) breed Polar Bears that look suspiciously like CGI? and
b) how the polar bears got to such a poorly suited island for their habitat? The poor buggers must be sweating like trick-or-treaters outside Neverland Ranch.

Perhaps they’re genetically enhanced to swim like billy-o but with an horrendous sense of direction? Perhaps their genetic enhancements include rudimentary shipyard construction and nautical skills? Wouldn’t take much enhancement to outsmart pillocks like Sawyer, would it?

I wonder if thousands of people are suddenly contacting the World Wildlife Fund offering to “Sponsor A Sawyer”?

Nerg.

]]> by: Chris D http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1523 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:46:56 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1523 Heard about this too, apparently the film starts with the Enterprise having engine problems and crashing on a mysterious planet inhabited by the even more mysterious others. The film apparently lasts for 7 hours containing 3 hours of back-story, 2 hours of staring and 1 hour of running around a beach. The title for this is Star Trek:WTF. You know maybe the series creators have been so busy whoring themselves out to do this film to be bothered writing decent scripts for lost. Heard about this too, apparently the film starts with the Enterprise having engine problems and crashing on a mysterious planet inhabited by the even more mysterious others. The film apparently lasts for 7 hours containing 3 hours of back-story, 2 hours of staring and 1 hour of running around a beach. The title for this is Star Trek:WTF.

You know maybe the series creators have been so busy whoring themselves out to do this film to be bothered writing decent scripts for lost.

]]> by: Johnny P http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1522 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:26:02 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1522 you guys heard that the producer/director of LOST is going to do the new star trek movie? the first fight scene will be between Spock Vs The Polar Bear the second will be a water fight between Picard Vs Shark #1 the third will be a flash back to fight 1, cut to fight 2, then to fight 1 again and then a kirk flash back to what sort of cheese he likes on a cheese toastie.... ...cut to Worff shagging a vietnamese girl and getting strange tattoo's.... you guys heard that the producer/director of LOST is going to do the new star trek movie?

the first fight scene will be between Spock Vs The Polar Bear

the second will be a water fight between Picard Vs Shark #1

the third will be a flash back to fight 1, cut to fight 2, then to fight 1 again and then a kirk flash back to what sort of cheese he likes on a cheese toastie….

…cut to Worff shagging a vietnamese girl and getting strange tattoo’s….

]]> by: Johnny P http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1511 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:26:57 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1511 ...down with smokey.... …down with smokey….

]]> by: Johnny P http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1510 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:26:05 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1510 yeah...what he said....and 6.How many polar bears it took to outsmart sawyer? yeah…what he said….and 6.How many polar bears it took to outsmart sawyer?

]]> by: DEAN BRONSON http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1508 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:30:08 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1508 ALRIGHT THATS IT DUDE!Who the fuck cares that Hurley had a piece of shit dad and the damn hobbit Charle is gonna die.I give two shits and da damn jigle about those two.All Ive been wanting to know for the last two fucking years of my life is who the Others are and what the hell is the damn darpa group.If any writers actually read this(while counting their money)All i want to know is 1.Who are the others2.Where do they live exactly3.Why do they fuck with the miracle survirors of a freaking planecrash instead of just offering help and assistance4.Who the hell is that chick in da woods that lives in dirt and makes nets to capture people5.What the FUCK was that blackcloud that killed Mr Echo Thats all I need to know and then I cant stop wacthing your cloneshoes storyline show DB ALRIGHT THATS IT DUDE!Who the fuck cares that Hurley had a piece of shit dad and the damn hobbit Charle is gonna die.I give two shits and da damn jigle about those two.All Ive been wanting to know for the last two fucking years of my life is who the Others are and what the hell is the damn darpa group.If any writers actually read this(while counting their money)All i want to know is 1.Who are the others2.Where do they live exactly3.Why do they fuck with the miracle survirors of a freaking planecrash instead of just offering help and assistance4.Who the hell is that chick in da woods that lives in dirt and makes nets to capture people5.What the FUCK was that blackcloud that killed Mr Echo

Thats all I need to know and then I cant stop wacthing your cloneshoes storyline show

DB

]]> by: DEAN BRONSON http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1507 Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:21:40 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/02/22/please-make-it-stop/#comment-1507 I mean what the fuck!What idiot said to him or herself let me create an interesting story,make it wild and creative and then stop and make the rest of the story just sidebars that drag alone and dont help in the climax or conclusion in anyway or form of the first great ideas and mysteries I created.Especially since im making cloneshoe amounts of money by dragging shit along with just downright bullshit side stories!!!yeaaaaaa MONEY I mean what the fuck!What idiot said to him or herself let me create an interesting story,make it wild and creative and then stop and make the rest of the story just sidebars that drag alone and dont help in the climax or conclusion in anyway or form of the first great ideas and mysteries I created.Especially since im making cloneshoe amounts of money by dragging shit along with just downright bullshit side stories!!!yeaaaaaa MONEY

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