Table Tennis Anyone?

Rather than posting my take on the latest episode every week, I have enlisted the faithful readers of this blog to help out.  For the next few weeks I will be asking active commenters for their impression on the latest episodes.  First up is the ever present - Nico Tosconi.

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Ping- pong?  They decided to have an island ping- pong tourney?  Riiiiiiiight…  Because if I was being menaced by killer Polar Bears, evil black smoke, a purple sky & a band of murderous, child kidnapping, deranged former scientists that’s what I’d be doing.  There’s no way I would be organizing hunting parties, or exploring the island, or waging war on the psychotic “others”.  Nope, I’d play ping- pong!  The only slightly funny moment was when the increasingly Gene Simmons haired Sawyer asked the new guy: “who the hell are you?”  My sentiments exactly…

As far as the return of “Patchy” (as he’s been so lovingly named around these parts, although I prefer Boris Badinov): All I can say is Sayid sure picked a lousy time to develop feelings.  If I was him I would have done things to Patchy out of shear frustration that would’ve made what he did in the past look like a tea party.  I’m talking “pair of pliers and a blow torch” type shit.  I figure by now the survivors must be at least as pissed off as the audience about the severe lack of information they’ve been getting recently.  Well, I can’t say nothing happened this week, unfortunately what did happen sucked.

-Nico Toscani

Written by on March 8th, 2007 with 167 comments.
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