Comments on: Darling Nikki http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/ Why the ABC TV show Lost sucks Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:38:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Nico Toscani http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4558 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:01:42 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4558 I can tell you why- because like most actresses that can't act she probably slept with somebody to get her job. Or it could just be that since most men are for some reason enamored with her rodent- like face & curveless body the producers figure they can't afford to lose any more viewers by knocking her off. I can tell you why- because like most actresses that can’t act she probably slept with somebody to get her job. Or it could just be that since most men are for some reason enamored with her rodent- like face & curveless body the producers figure they can’t afford to lose any more viewers by knocking her off.

]]> by: JT http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4554 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:25:57 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4554 Tonight's ep, though, is unfortunately a Kate episode. Which means that even I, who can find something positive about every episode, will probably fucking hate it. Because I hate Kate. As does, apparently, everybody else, which makes me wonder why the hell SHE hasn't been killed off. Tonight’s ep, though, is unfortunately a Kate episode. Which means that even I, who can find something positive about every episode, will probably fucking hate it. Because I hate Kate. As does, apparently, everybody else, which makes me wonder why the hell SHE hasn’t been killed off.

]]> by: The Acoustic Rhyme Master Of San Diego http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4553 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:12:11 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4553 i'm excited. as usual. i can't wait. as usual. 7 hours & 49 minutes acording to my watch. i've still got faith. i've been let down time & again this season. & last week's episode was a slap in the face. i don't think that they can do worse then expose. whateva. we'll see what happens. sigh... i’m excited. as usual. i can’t wait. as usual. 7 hours & 49 minutes acording to my watch. i’ve still got faith. i’ve been let down time & again this season. & last week’s episode was a slap in the face. i don’t think that they can do worse then expose. whateva. we’ll see what happens. sigh…

]]> by: Nico Toscani http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4551 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 21:03:47 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4551 That's some heavy shit man... put down the jah stick & chill out. Seriously though, sometimes I wonder about the whole Bible V2.0 thing. The writers of the show seem a bit obsessed with the quasi-religious aspects of the show. Be it in the form of the New Testament (Jack SHEPARD, get it?) or Buddhist musings (DHARMA (TM), get it?). That’s some heavy shit man… put down the jah stick & chill out. Seriously though, sometimes I wonder about the whole Bible V2.0 thing. The writers of the show seem a bit obsessed with the quasi-religious aspects of the show. Be it in the form of the New Testament (Jack SHEPARD, get it?) or Buddhist musings (DHARMA ™, get it?).

]]> by: John P http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4550 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:55:20 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4550 tonight you will meet a flashback involving kate getting it on with ecko, she can't remember because of the islands magical powers, oooooo, but ecko's dad, who happens to be one of the others, was befriended by ben who was a close friend of jacks dad, who is still alive and eating KFC on the other island with the smoke monster making a 10% tip on orders delivered within 8.5 minutes, but hurley smells the food (fat git) and decides to investigate only to be captured by the sayid's ol army general who happens to be the father of a magical turtle. you then go into another flashback involving micheals escape only to end up on yet ANOTHER island with another set of others and a bunch of cannibals - serves him right for abandoning jack, kate and sawyer - meanwhile - it turns out that the polar bears where infact previous crash survivors - locke turns out to be jesus but gets bit on his ass by a spider and is buried alive...ready for the resurrection...they all think its a miracle and begin writing The Bible v2.0 tonight you will meet a flashback involving kate getting it on with ecko, she can’t remember because of the islands magical powers, oooooo, but ecko’s dad, who happens to be one of the others, was befriended by ben who was a close friend of jacks dad, who is still alive and eating KFC on the other island with the smoke monster making a 10% tip on orders delivered within 8.5 minutes, but hurley smells the food (fat git) and decides to investigate only to be captured by the sayid’s ol army general who happens to be the father of a magical turtle. you then go into another flashback involving micheals escape only to end up on yet ANOTHER island with another set of others and a bunch of cannibals - serves him right for abandoning jack, kate and sawyer - meanwhile - it turns out that the polar bears where infact previous crash survivors - locke turns out to be jesus but gets bit on his ass by a spider and is buried alive…ready for the resurrection…they all think its a miracle and begin writing The Bible v2.0

]]> by: Nico Toscani http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4543 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:18:07 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4543 I NOW shudder, not "know shudder"... Dangit Tyler- how 'bout a freakin' edit function up in here? I NOW shudder, not “know shudder”… Dangit Tyler- how ’bout a freakin’ edit function up in here?

]]> by: Nico Toscani http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4542 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:16:47 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4542 Well, here we are on the brink of another Wednesday evening. That can only mean one thing: it's Prince spahgetti night... just kidding... it's time for Lost. While I used to look forward to this event (a nice bowl of popcorn for me & my financee- some quality couch time together); I know shudder at the very thought of what horrors will unfold with each passing episode. What former favorite character will be defiled? What new, useless characters will be introduced (remember "the sheriff"? wtf happened to her old, wrinkly ass? already forgotten)? What new "exciting" mystery will be posed, only to be forgotten before the start of season 4? Man, we really are a bunch of sich, masochistic puppies aren't we? Well, here we are on the brink of another Wednesday evening. That can only mean one thing: it’s Prince spahgetti night… just kidding… it’s time for Lost. While I used to look forward to this event (a nice bowl of popcorn for me & my financee- some quality couch time together); I know shudder at the very thought of what horrors will unfold with each passing episode. What former favorite character will be defiled? What new, useless characters will be introduced (remember “the sheriff”? wtf happened to her old, wrinkly ass? already forgotten)? What new “exciting” mystery will be posed, only to be forgotten before the start of season 4?

Man, we really are a bunch of sich, masochistic puppies aren’t we?

]]> by: Stickman http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4464 Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:21:58 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4464 Outstanding!!! Could not have laughed harder. Best part: "Let's do the dog thing" Almost as classic as the Family Guy writing staff made up of manatees on Southpark. "Ok, but in 2.5 years, we have to get serious about this thing...promise?" Outstanding!!! Could not have laughed harder.

Best part: “Let’s do the dog thing”

Almost as classic as the Family Guy writing staff made up of manatees on Southpark.

“Ok, but in 2.5 years, we have to get serious about this thing…promise?”

]]> by: TheLostSkeptic http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4430 Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:13:51 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4430 "And if that chick survives four feet of dirt on top of her I might just lose it. Anyone ever gone to the beach and even just been buried up their neck for funsies? " no way...if either of them survive, i call bull shit. a cubic foot of sand probably weighs...50lbs? (I'm basing that on a cubic foot of H2O weighing 65lbs or so) they had her a few feet in the ground, and piled the sand on above ground level. must be several hundred pounds (or more) of sand each of them. no way they don't suffocate. no way they could claw their way out. this is a pre-emptive BULL SHIT call. “And if that chick survives four feet of dirt on top of her I might just lose it. Anyone ever gone to the beach and even just been buried up their neck for funsies? ”

no way…if either of them survive, i call bull shit. a cubic foot of sand probably weighs…50lbs? (I’m basing that on a cubic foot of H2O weighing 65lbs or so)

they had her a few feet in the ground, and piled the sand on above ground level. must be several hundred pounds (or more) of sand each of them. no way they don’t suffocate. no way they could claw their way out.

this is a pre-emptive BULL SHIT call.

]]> by: JT http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4428 Tue, 03 Apr 2007 21:05:52 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2007/03/29/darling-nikki/#comment-4428 I think you guys might dig this one, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZuFvsTVxY I think you guys might dig this one, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyZuFvsTVxY

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