A light at the end of the tunnel
Tonight was another yawner with the standard Lost fare. A mini jungle trek, someone getting sick and cured, Sayid making empty threats, and in the end, an “Other” making our intrepid beach dwellers look like total chumps. Yep, same old same old.
One interesting point I noticed. Not only do we now have the normal flashbacks, but increasingly we have flashbacks of previous episodes. They must be desperate for time fillers. So they just pop in an already aired sequence. Brilliant. I thought the plane crash was bad the first time around, it was even worse the second.
By far the best part of the episode was the preview for next week. “The beginning of the end” says the dramatic announcer dude. Only 5 episodes left in the season! Woohoo! Now that is something that made me really happy!
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How fucking gay is this show now. In the beginning of the episode where Sayid starts asking questions of Juliette, I said “Yeah, right–like she is going to give us any fucking info.” Then Sayid throws down one of his gay-ass “I might maybe think about possibly torturing you maybe kind of…” Then the bit at the end, where we find out that she’s still on of the Others–was anyone even slightly surprised? This show leaves me sooo pissed…
Yes, Sayid used to be one of my favourite characters. Now he is a useless, whiny cry-baby; basically Jack without the medical expertise. If I was one of these survivors I would’ve gone Lord of the Flies by about day 45. Stalking the jungle with a big, bloody spear & wearing Other body parts as decoration- quite frankly, that seems a quite logical reaction to the situation.
So let me get this straight? All u people on here watch “LOST”(which gives them great ratings by the way) and then U come on this site and bitch about it every week? What’s the point of watching if U don’t like the show?
“All u people on here watch “LOST”(which gives them great ratings by the way)”
I’m not sure if barely beating out (and sometimes losing to) re-runs of CSI: NY counts as “great ratings.”
For the love of god not csi new york id rather chop my head off and get mixed up in the dumb storyline than watch a friggin crime scene show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-peace
actually it only gives them good ratings if you are a Nielson family
*sigh* I positively refuse to go through the whole spiel again… Read the FAQ’s sir, just the FAQ’s…
This is a fanboy, right?
Ya think?
>>>What’s the point of watching if U don’t like the show?
Here is a recap of the show if you have missed a couple….
Kate loves jack kate loves sawyer kate stares at sawyer kate stares at jack sawyer rejects kate kate gets sad kate looks at jack jack stares at kate kate gets sad kate looks at sawyer sawyer and kate sleep together outside in a jungle on a black and white closed-circuit tv that jack sees live on secruity monitor jack frowns jack gets mad jack sees julliete kate sees sawyer kate looks sad sawyer gets tough and kate gets sad ben’s eyes get bigger julliete stares kate pouts bens eyes get bigger jack stares at kate sawyer acts tough kate gets sad bens eyes get bigger new character has a line kate gets sad julliete smirks at jack kate pouts ben’s eyes get bigger new character has another line meaningless flashback 10 minute commercial ben’s eyes get bigger flashback kate pouts locke blows up a building jack frowns sawer acts tough ben’s eyes get bigger new character has another line julliete stares flashback ping pong ben’s eyes get bigger jack plays football kate frowns kate stares at sawyer…………
whatever. fuckin show.
Oops. I came to LostSucks before watching my episode download
Feh, this is better than that anyway.
You know it’s a bad sign when a television program has to repeat a previously used plot device. In this case, it is the Others planting one of their own into the Losties’ camp. And the resolution is coming right down Broadway, as it were. Juliet will turn on Ben and foil whatever plan (involving gas masks apparently) that he has hatched. It was palpably out of character for the Lost writers to answer a mystery so quickly (revealing that Juliet was working against the Losties) — they must be responding to some of the criticism of the increasingly frustrated fan base. At least we won’t have to wait another year before finding that one out — good job writers, now please tell us what Smokey is.
I laughed out loud at the beginning when Sayid confronted Juliet, imploring her that he wanted to know “everything, why the others have been terrorizing us, kidnapping us, etc . . .” and then finishes with “Who are you?” My goodness, if I were Sayid, who Juliet is would be one of the last things I’d want to know. But oh, they had to set up Juliet’s flashback. At least the flashback took place on the island and wasn’t another redundant rehashing of one of the original Losties’ backstories (e.g. Kate or Hurley). It did actually feel like a full episode, such as it was. The musical selection (Petula Clark’s “Downtown”) was a huge disappointment, mostly because I have been bombarded with that song lately thanks to some TV commercial that has been airing ad nauseum (for a product I don’t even remember).
And we get another “in joke” from the writers of course. Jack to Juliet: “They’re good people, but eventually they’re gonna want answers”. I guess this serves as the writers’ apology to the audience. And there is another clue (if you needed anymore) that the writers did not have it all planned out. Juliet, in response to Hurley mentioning that she wasn’t on the dock at the end of season 2, says with a straight face “It was my day off”. Not even I was wondering about that bit of discontinuity, but the writers saw fit to include an awkward explanation anyway.
I will admit that, after the Nikki/Paolo and Kate episodes, this was an improvement, but, in offering that backhanded compliment, I feel like Simon Cowell calling Sanjaya’s American Idol performance “not awful”.
“And we get another “in joke” from the writers of course. Jack to Juliet: “They’re good people, but eventually they’re gonna want answers”.
I groaned and rolled my eyes so far back in my head that I may never see straight. he may as well have looked into the camera and winked after saying that…ridiculous
- Speaking of contrived dialogue, how about the prep session between Juliet and Ben. That was loathsome.
Ben: “Let’s go over this again for the benefit of the lobotomized tools who watch this show”
Juliet: “But we’ve been over it already”
Ben: “I don’t care; I agree that it is incredibly contrived and personally humiliating for us as actors, but we must make things explicit for those poor idiots lest they get totally confused.
Juliet: [sighs] ok. “I will handcuff myself to Kate… blah blah… administer the serum in order to make them think that I saved Claire’s life… blah blah.”
- Was that really necessary?! I just wanted to take a shot gun to my TV screen!
That said, it wasn’t all bad last night…
is this site ran/ read by Jews?
eh? i’m an advent polar bearist! swine!
wtf? is this borat?
No, it’s Mel Gibson…
oooooooo – yes, the votes are in and that was bitchy…nice one nico…
Funny that someone named Aaron – the younger brother of Moses – would make an anti-semitic comment.
You should come into the 21st Century, fool. It’s better than the 12th.
well…this may be against the grain (and I won’t be around to defend myself for a few days) but…
there were a few redeeming points in this epi I thought, though even as I write about them here, they seem pretty damn trivial…
first, I have to say the episode didn’t begin well for me (dawg). I laughed out loud when jack said to sayid something like “[juliet] is under my protection”. ha! are they in a scorsese film all of a sudden? “you can’t whack a made member of the Others!”…seriously…and why should we, the audience, believe sayid’s threat to kill Juliet for any reason?!?!? he’s a pussy[cat]! why bother having him say lines like that anymore????
now for 2 small things that were…improvements…I guess…
1. jack explaining about juliet back at the beach; the group was all gathered to discuss; gay? sure. but I’ve slammed the show since the beginning for essentially ignoring that 40+ people were supposedly still on the beach! at least this made sense, that they’d gather from time to time to discuss things important to their survival. still I admit, it’s a very minor point…
2. I actually didn’t see juliet’s turn at the end coming. though, that’s probably a backhanded compliment b/c I think I figured the show had already covered that ground many times and they couldn’t POSSIBLY try to create tension by having an Other infiltrate the beach camp yet again…::sigh::…they did do it again and maybe I was caught off guard. but I didn’t see it coming. perhaps I’m an optimist after all, I was sure they wouldn’t pull something like that again…and again…and again…
3. let me add a third…when sayid and sawyer cornered juliet in the jungle, sort of a creepy/dark set up. of course, all it took was a little tug on the old conscience and they folded, way too easily. I think the set up was ok, but they didn’t follow through…eh…
I agree with all those points, Skeptic. They got me with the little twist at the end also, although I should have known better. While it is true that we were served yet more flashbacks in this episode, there was some significant movement and a few answered questions. I actually liked the whole creepy pharmaceutical firm recruiting Juliet angle and the infertility storyline is an intringuing one. You have to admit that it at least somewhat elucidates the mystery of the child kidnappings. Isn’t this pharmaceutical/infertility angle part of the answer to the mystery of the Others? More support for the dystopia theory, in any event.
I did have a problem with the suggestion that Juliet is also Ben’s victim because it is simply not consistent with her past behavior (i.e. her complicity with the Others). Juliet is extremely well trained at manipulation and, as we have seen, can handle a weapon and throw a punch. Did she acquire these skills in the lab or during her doctoral thesis? Give me a break. Are we to assume, for instance, that she has made a Faustian pact with Ben and infiltrated the camp in order to get off the island? I suspect the writers did not know themselves up to that point in the story. Ultimately, an entertaining episode with the usual now chronic plot, character and plausibility problems. BTW, did I miss the episode when Sayid and Sawyer get their balls cut off by the French chick? WTF happened to those two?! That scene where they “corner” Juliet was nonesense. They should now be intimately familiar and inured to the mental games and emotional manipulation of the Others. And Jack should know better. He is now first on my list of most despised Lost characters.
peed off! peed off! peed off!
flashbacks to aired episodes – FFS!!!! get some new material losers!
I found not much to complain about last night, which must be a good indicator of the recent upward trend of this show. OK, so Juliet is still a bad guy. Not much of a twist there, I hated that character from the get go. But my only lingering question is, why does the Bug Eyed Weasel need to infiltrate the camp one more time? What else does he need to learn? He had Jack, Kate and Sawyer in his clutches for all that time, and Jack would have rolled over and told him anything before getting onto the sub. Now Locke is sleeping with the enemy, and would likely spill his guts if asked.
The only thing that seems clear is that the Others don’t know Sun is pregnant, and given last night’s developments, that seems like something that would interest them. Again, why not just ask Jack or Locke? Why all the subterfuge?
Ho hum — so the Dharma Initiative is all about a fertility program. What about the Anomaly? What about Smokey? Sheesh, what about the bears? The writers pick the least interesting question thread and place that front and center.
i say juliet agreed to ben’s plan & saved claire. however i think when it comes down to it she will shove ben’s plan up his ass. but unfortunately i think ben already suspects that. so there’s another episode right there. & i think ben is the son of dharma folks. dharma no longer exists. so the fertility program is the ben & the other’s own thing. HOLLA!
“The only thing that seems clear is that the Others don’t know Sun is pregnant, and given last night’s developments, that seems like something that would interest them.”
That complete eluded me. Good point.
Crap, crap, crap… Not only was it pretty clear from the get-go that Juliet was still working for the Others (see my first post from last week); but to once again portray these characters as being so dumb as to give her ANY kind of trust is ridiculous. Jack: “she’s under my protection”. Sayid: “derrr, ok boss…”. I mean, COME ON MAN!!! Why on earth would any of them even ever trust Jack again? The ever present *wink* at the audience in-jokes are getting really tedious as well for sure. Also Irratating: why would Ben & Juliet have private conversations (during the flashbacks) using such vague terms? That’s not how people talk! Not to mention, after thinking MAYBE we were getting some answers about the whole reason why the Others had kidnapped Claire it turns out to be just a bullshit story that Juliet made up to weasel her way into everybody’s good graces. So, the writers essentialy spent the episode PRETENDING to answer a question & then thumbed their noses at us in the last 30 seconds of the episode.
You mean, there was NOTHING you liked about this episode? Come on, you must admit that the whole pharmaceutical and infertility angle was intriguing even if they have gutted Sayid and Sawyer’s characters. I thought the Sawyer-Kate reunion was quite touching. I shed a tear, I did.
I’m honestly telling you, there wasn’t anything redeeming about this episode at all. I can’t stand staring at Dr. Botox’s wax face, I can’t stand the submarine (ever see the Simpson’s with the faux James Bond villian that lives in the volcano? Yeah, that’s what the Others have been reduced to). Not to mention the continuing decline of once loved characters. Even if I believe that our survivors have been so changed by the island that they have left their previous lives behind; I still can’t dumb myslef down enough to accept the way they let themselves be treated by Juliet or any of the Others. As for the infertility (or death in childbirth) angle: it’s territory that has been covered by every entertainment medium since Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein (& even before that).
Sawyer has been castrated. Sayid declawed. Juliet is SO boring I can hardly keep my eyes open when she is on screen. Kate was never that interesting to being with, but now all she does is stare longingly at Jack. And Jack…ugh. Hopefully Claire will die anyway. Is there one interesting character left on this show?
i’m with you here, if the polar bears where on it picking these lameoids off then it would be picking up….they could feast off hurley for about a month…
you never know… maybe rose will show up randomly dragging a log or something across the beach. that was probably the most interesting thing she did
What do you mean, MF? That gripping scene where Juliet is falling apart as “Downtown” plays in the background was pure gold!
Oh my gosh, I couldn’t agree with you more. It’s horrible what they’ve done to all the interesting charecters…
I sort of like Desmond, but that’ll probably change in time. I’m an old-timer and this show reminds me of Twin Peaks. Such high hopes at first and then the big decline. Keep hoping it’ll get better and keep hating myself for that hope. Ah well…
I give up. Not going to try to convince anyone, nor will I say anything aside from this: it was a good episode. A really good one. Sorry you guys seem to think it wasn’t. The critiques I’m seeing today almost made me a little sad, because it’s obvious that no matter what this show does, people are going to hate it. I mean, that sucks, especially because some of the complaints I’m seeing are as stale and repetitive as some people claim the show to be.
This is not a flame. I just wish that you guys would set the vitriol aside for a second instead of leaping all over yourselves to be the first person to post some criticism of the show. I mean, Christ, stop complaining about the in-jokes. Are they seriously diminishing your enjoyment of the show that much that you have to comment on them every single time there is one?
God. I’m glad I’m not a writer for this show, because I would have killed myself trying to please everyone by now.
I understand your point JT, it’s a damned if they do- damned if they don’t situation. However, the writers have to take responsibility for their actions. They have written themselves into a corner & now have no way to get out of it.
I stand firmly behind every criticism I levelled at this weeks (& every other weeks) show. The in-jokes ARE annoying, because that kind of talk to the camera, nod & wink, breaking the 4th wall humour belongs in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off & Bugs Bunny cartoons. The characters have become one dimensional, pale shadows of their former selves. The dialogue is stilted and unrealistic to intentionally confuse the audience. They do constantly promise to answer questions only to pose more (inane & boring) questions.
I know you personally don’t see it this way, but “meh”- what are ya’ gonna’ do, right? Having you around keeps things interesting & it’s a nice counterpoint to the usual posts. I certainly will never begrudge you your opinions, nor do I think anyone else here will (except maybe Big Jim, but he’s kind of a dick…jk there Jim). I do agree that I’m getting sick of complaining about the same shit, but they keep pawning off these crappy episodes on me. Still, unless something miraculous happens in the next five episodes- I’m out. There won’t be a season four for this fella’.
Nah, I hear ya, Nico. It’s just frustrating for me — I know that I’m not going to really change anyone’s mind here, nor am I going to expect that everyone’s going to blindly say “Shit, he’s right! We’re idiots! This show rules!” (not that I think anyone here’s an idiot). It’s just that I felt last night’s ep was an important step in finally getting some of this shit answered. I also thought it was a phenomenal episode, acting-wise — I think Elizabeth Mitchell’s supremely talented, and I felt so sympathetic with her through the entire episode that I didn’t see her betrayal coming. I was also further annoyed by the fact that on another site, a bunch of people (women mostly, not to be sexist) were slamming the actress, ostensibly because she’s good-looking and has some talent. That annoyed me too, but at least there’s none of that crap here.
I’ll concede that Jack was acting like a douche this episode, but nothing’s really changed, there. He’s always been kind of a jerkoff, but that doesn’t necessarily make his character unrealistic for me, for example — there are lots of people in the real world who act just like him. Trust me. And I feel we can’t really use a traditional sense of realism with these Lost characters — I mean, they’re marooned on a tropical island. Who’s to say they’re not acting realistic? Ya know?
See, there’s where our opinions diverge again- I think Elizabeth Mitchell is an overly botoxed, wax mannequin who belongs in Madame Tousseau’s museum. How can a person whose facial expression NEVER changes be considered a good actress? Now, you want to see her one good performance- check out Gia, & see her & Angelina Jolie get down & dirty.
What I dig about this site is that you and I can respectfully disagree with each other without trying to shit all over each other’s opinions.
But yeah, Botoxed? Cmon, dude. Her facial expression certainly does change, quite often — I think what you’re referencing is her scene at the end, where she has that creepy, dead look in her eyes. That’s why I commend her acting: it was a complete 180 from the character we saw before.
Then again, perhaps I’m commending her because I’ve had to deal with Evangeline Lilly’s faux acting for the last three seasons (yes, she still sucks), so the presence of any actress who doesn’t sit around looking pensive all the time are very welcome, in my book.
That being said, I suddenly want to watch Gia.
You do, trust me… you do!
Elizabeth who? Who are you? Her agent?
Her range consists of botoxed permanent smirk to botoxed slight snicker.
She sits around and looks smug with that clown’s smile etched into her face.
She always looks creepy because her face has been stretched and stitched at the hairline.
Poor aging actress getting her first big break and all…
Thank you!
gia was great, well that scene anyway. i think her face was plastic then too but her tits lookgreat
” i think her face was plastic then too but her tits lookgreat”
Aw man, you had to take something so sublimely beautiful & make into something crass & meaningless. I told everybody (meaning the fella’s) to take a gander for obvious reasons but I could’ve lived without the summary. I think I did a fine job with the euphomisms myself without resorting to using the word “tits”. Oh shit, now I’ve gone & done it… *runs out of office screaming*
you’ll have to watch the 4thseason…if for no other reason then to join in on the bashing of it.
I don’t know if my cranial nerves can handle the silliness… maybe after a summer off? Which reminds me- we’re going to have to bug Tyler to start an alternative blog over the summer so we have something to do during our down time!
maybe a girl would be a better alternative. asians girls are nice, ne?
I don’t think my fiancee would appreciate it if I brought home an asian girl…
Oh, trust me, my friend. You will still be glued to your TV set for season 4 no matter how ludicrous the show becomes. Every week I tell myself. Okay, that’s it for me. I can’t possibly waste yet another hour of my life. But then, I watch at least some of the episode no longer in the dim hope that things will turn around but rather in the same way that you can’t turn away from a car wreck on the highway. Morbid fascination is in our nature. And it is how we pay homage to what has been lost (sorry) for ever. [Turkey exits stage with very sad expression as "Downtown" plays in the background.]
Shout out to Nico.
the show has become a parody of itself from season 1. Its predictable and slow-paced. I think its time to update this site: http://www.whylostisgay.com; we are way past sucking.
I watched Lost last night (only because I had already thrown back a six pack of cheap beer and I couldn’t concentrate long enough to watch the discovery channel).
I was confused for a moment as to whether or not I had the right channel on: the first Juliet flashback was strikingly similar to an old ep of x-files or a current Art Bell broadcast. So similar, that I laughed. The show that is so “deep” only “intelligent” people can watch it, borrows plot devices from an old show and a late night radio show.
(I must now invoke the “not that there’s anything wrong with that” clause from Seinfeld): Lost is Gay. It was a good show, that started to suck (hence the website), now its just Gay (for a lack of a better term).
Reasons for gayness:
1) in real life, a guy like Jack would never talk back to Sayid.
2) in real life, a bitch like Juliette would never talk back to Sayid/Sawyer
3) #1 and #2 show a high level of feminization of the two toughest characters on the show.
4) if #1 and #2 happenned in real life, someone would have gotten there ass kicked.
5) Kate is a 30-ish whore. Why didn’t they cast a babe in early 20s to play the role? Does anyone else think that the whole slut angle doesn’t work on a woman who looks 30+? Im not saying she isn’t hot, but its hard for me to feel the love triangle when all the women on the show should have already settled down. Its 30something, the must decadent and pompous show ever.
6) the encounter between Jack and Sawyer after Jack’s return was two shades away from gay porn. I felt uncomfortable in my home.
7) how does claire wake up from a life-threatening coma or whatever the fuck it was, and have perfect makeup on, and look hot?
9)finally, and most importantly: If I, a huge fan from seaon 1, no longer cares about any of the characters, how will the show ever attract new fans?
*uck Lost
*uck ABC
*uck JJ Abrams (he’ll kill StarTrek before he’s done with it)
heh, heh… no Jim- tell us how you REALLY feel about the show.
Re: No. 5
Kate DID settle down.
She just can’t do “Taco Night” so she left her hubby.
Taco’s? Fish biscuits? I think one of the writers is having a bit of fun with us at Ms. Austin’s expense. With apologies to the ladies & men folk of a more sensitive nature…
Thanks for the nod, Nico.
WOW, best sum up ever.
HAH!
Thank you for that inspired contribution, BigCock, but can you tone down the hate speech just a notch. It undermines some of the good points that you make and it’s just plain tiresome to read.
Lordy, Lordy… While it’s not how I talk either- I still say there is plenty of room here for people like Jim. He just calls ‘em like he sees ‘em & there is something refreshing about that no matter how much my jaw drops while reading his posts. I’m coming to you from a bastion of liberal, Democratic values: Chicago, & I’ll admit Big Jim rubbed me the wrong way at first too. However, the diversity of posters is what keeps me coming back here; so I’ve decided to respect his opinions as well.
I know that you’re a BigCock worshipper, Nico. That’s your perogative. I assume I also belong to the refreshingly diverse community of posters that you refer to? Well, I’m simply adding my voice to the fray by expressing a personal opinion. He’s a “big” boy. He can take it or leave it. And I suspect he will come out swinging (no pun intended). But I’m damn well gonna have my say in the name of all the whores, gays and saggy-breasted women over 30 who dare not protest. If he puts that kinda shit out there (and I have never suggested that he is not entitled to continue to spew his venom), it should be fair game. The dude is can be funny but often he’s just crass and he should know that we are not all adoring BigCock suckers.
Holy snap, Turkey! Them’s some harsh words!
And I essentially agree. More or less. My reasoning, though, is that I don’t particularly dig the idea of people coming to WhyLostSucks.com, reading a post filled with vitriol, and writing the entire site off as a bunch of crass asshats.
Then again, freedom of speech, right?
I’m not writing off the entire site, dude. Just reacting to a single post. It’s a matter of personal taste. As you say: free speech. That includes BigCock, you me and my cuddly little muffin Nico.
Awwww…that’s the first time I’ve ever been called cuddly or little in my life.
Of course unless you find a younger, thinner version of James Gandolfini cuddly & little I probably don’t actually fit the bill. I guess I just have a really demented sense of humour & since I have absolutely NO sensiblities of my own to offend I just kind of assume nobody else is that sensitive either. I would also remind you: I’m the only person that BigCock has attacked personally & I really just thought it was funny to tell you the truth.
Having said all that: I wouldn’t trade you in for the world either Turk & if we were ever to meet I’m sure we’d get along just fine ‘n’ dandy.
Its funny…the posts that say they are tired of my choice of words actually use worse words to describe me than those that they say bothered them. My name was changed from BigJim to something not very nice. Also, if you are tired of reading my posts you can scroll past them. Instead, you write a paragraph about how my paragraph is a waste of space, thus adding even more material to scroll through. Let’s keep it real on here. No Al Sharptons please.
See? All it takes to make me an instant BigJim fan is the line “No Al Sharptons.” Love it.
Well at least when I was pissed at you I just called you BJ for short (with the obvious implications)… I don’t know what Tyler thinks about this type of thing, but I used to deal with it as a mod on some anime boards I used to help out with. It’s very hard to make everybody comfortable any one given time when you have people from all over the world (let alone our country with its red state/blue state divisons), of all races, creeds, sexualities & genders posting in one place. Personally, I always take things with a grain of salt, but that’s who I am. I’ll give everybody the benefit of the doubt until they REALLY screw up. I respect you Jim, I also respect Turk’s decision to call you out. I really doubt anybody’s feelings are going to get hurt over this stuff regardless.
i hate it when you guys fight!(sob sob) i’m going to my room!(sob)
SLAM!!!
Damn it! Now you’ve upset the boy! *slams door & goes down street to get tanked at local pub*
the episode started out great… Sayid: “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THIS ISLAND” since that happened in the first two minutes of the episode, naturally i thought they would somehow be able to answer the question. but once again, congrats lost writers, you manage to give it to us up the ass in that special way that only you know how to do. what was the big damn deal about this episode? once again, the most stupid miniscuel details are revealed with complete ignoring to the main plotlines. somebody said that the last five episodes look good… well yah, every spoiler looks good, but don’t get your hopes up.
I read this site every week after struggling through the epi, but this week I actually had to log on while watching the show. “Come on!” (said like Gob Bluth). We once loved Lost, but now we watch and shout out comments like MST3K or Rocky Horror. My husband and I actually laughed out loud at Jack’s under my protection line. … ah… still chuckling a little.
Who did not see the Juliette thing coming? So Jack is too trusting, what a new development.
How could Juliette possibly talk her way out of being corned by Sayid and Sawyer? I am so sick of seeing the Losties wuss out. We are invested now, like reading too far into that awful novel, and thus will continue to watch it. That doesnt mean we have to like it.
And just a point for the fan boys… remember that we are or were actually lost fans and in some ways hope that maybe the writers would read comments like these and actually make some changes.
Cheers.
Could someone please explain to Sherry that I’m not a fanboy? I’m getting tired of cutting and pasting my messages in to explain to people why I post here. Christ almighty.
Also, Sherry, please keep in mind that I don’t subscribe to groupthink, meaning that I don’t have the exact same opinion as you. Guess that makes me a fanboy, huh?
I don’t think any of the regular posters here consider you a “fan-boy” at all JT. Not in the true sense of the word anyhow. Anybody new will figure it out once they take the time to read a few of your posts.
It should be clarified, as someone close to Sherry (read:husband), that she was in fact not referring to J.T. at all, rather the trolls who tend to wander in here from week to week calling people names and questioning this site’s right to exist. Because it is still early in the comments section, and you, J.T., were likely one of the only dissenting voices prior to her post, you took it personally; but if you would read it again, there is no reference to you specifically. This site would be boring if people didn’t argue for the show as well. Besides, if Nico recognizes you as a respectful poster, he should know, and we would defer to that. Cheers!
I didn’t really think she was talking about JT either. As our lone sensible voice of dissent he can get a touch over-sensitive at times…
I didn’t think she was talking about JT either.
“Besides, if Nico recognizes you as a respectful poster, he should know, and we would defer to that. Cheers!”
I wasn’t aware I held such cache’ around these parts… Thanks though!
Easy now big feller. I don’t think the little lady was pointing at you specifically…
Hehe…just covered that…she wasn’t. Sorry for any confusion there, but thanks for recognizing that. Keep posting JT, no worries here!
Thanks for the clarification, man — please forward my apologies along to Sherry.
Ha! Now, I’m laughing diabolically.
A few weeks ago a certain gobbler was crying in hysterics and threatening to abandon the site on account of some perceived slight.
This is a site dedicated to bashing a network TV show for crissakes! Have some thick skin, and put things into perspective. We’re not critiquing your thesis. There are enough whiney wusseys on Lost, don’t need more here. I feel like I’m in a Real World episode around here sometimes.
Yes, then Big Jim comes around to help us “keep it real”.
relax josephine. no need to assume that she was calling YOU a fanboy. she was probably refering to someone more like “sparlkle” who made a comment near the top of the page that said…
“So let me get this straight? All u people on here watch “LOST”(which gives them great ratings by the way) and then U come on this site and bitch about it every week? What’s the point of watching if U don’t like the show?”
not you. you’re not a fan boy. perhaps a sensitive boy. but that’s cool though. chicks dig it…or so i’ve heard.
deez
I still don’t understand. Were you guys talking about me?
Kidding! Sorry about the oversensitivity — as you guys know, I’m overly defensive on this site, perhaps because some douchebag flamed me over my thoughts on last week’s episode, or maybe because I just want to believe that Lost is really getting back on track. It seems to be. Besides that, though, you guys rock.
Lots of good points to respond to this week, too, which means I’ll be pretty much getting nothing done at work today. Awesome! See my post to Stickman for some of my counterpoints.
In response to JT:
I think there’s alot to be said for the “the writers have made their bed and now they have to lie in it” attitude behind everyone’s venom. You are correct that if they changed course 180 degrees tomorrow and started getting back to the show Lost originally was, it would still take people a LONG time to be wooed back to believing in it. But, it’s not like that is actually happening. I can’t agree that last night’s ep was a signal of a trend back toward greatness.
What I saw was more of the same (without even mentioning the trivial things like “they stared too much” or “Hurley should be losing weight”)
1. Actions by characters that are unbelievable and not in keeping with even a small bit of their previous self: Sawyer and Sayid are such bad asses that they tortured people in the past or killed a man the very day before getting on the plane but can be talked out of turning the screws on Jul with a lame guilt trip and appeal to their moral consciousness. That was one of the biggest “Oh come on!!” moments of the night for me.
2. Pretending to be on a road toward answering questions and coming up with contrived dodges at the last moment to avoid it and end up with more mystery when all is said and done: Claire is dying because of my (Jul’s) work but I can fix it…we all bite and go “ohhh, okay, this is starting to get somewhere”…and then…Psych!! Gotcha…actually we implanted a small nanotechnology robot into claire that we can activate via remote at any point we want to jerk your chains.
3. Rehashing flashbacks…no explanation needed on this one. The only reason the level of annoyance on this one has been raised to defcon 5 is because they’ve started using actual footage from previous episodes.
4. Rehashing plot mechanisms and downright stealing other plots. As others have said, we’ve seen the whole “let’s have an other infiltrate the camp” idea.
And in terms of stealing other plots, at this point, isn’t the plot speculation that they are trying instill with Jul (oh wait, she’s actually working for the others still…OR IS SHE?) just a major component of the plot arc from J.J.’s last craptastic piece of work? I never watched Alias but people I know who did were enthralled with the whole “who’s a double agent? who’s a triple agent? who’s a super duper secret double dog dare you agent?”
Sorry JT. I WANT to believe. I really truly do. I think in the continuum of the grieving process, I’ve moved on from the denial and bargaining stages and have made it to anger (as it appears most of the rest of the group here is). Maybe you’re still just in the denial stage
Not all of the flashbacks were useless. The Juliet stroll down memory lane was somewhat informative. It has been confirmed that the Others have significant resources in the real world. Thus, another submarine could and should easily be provided. We also know that the Others are infertile. I find the biblical undertones somewhat distasteful but this thematic at least explains the kidnappings. I found the episode extremely confusing however in terms of providing an explanation of what was actually done with Claire. The obvious answer, as proposed by JT(?) or someone else above, is that she was implanted with an extremely precise time-delayed virus capsule. But that doesn’t even appear to be internally consistent with the writers own Juliet fertility experiment plotline. We do know that Jin (or is it Sun?) is in danger and that Claire is a walking test-tube but the episode but again Juliet’s past behavior gives us no clear indication of whether she is whole-heartedly complicit with the Others and the writers don’t seem to know how they want the audience to feel about her.
“The obvious answer, as proposed by JT(?) or someone else above, is that she was implanted with an extremely precise time-delayed virus capsule.”
I think you’re ready to write a craptastic hollywood blockbuster of your own.
Hey, I’m just stating the facts as I see them.
Phenomenal post, Stickman. I’ve got a couple of responses.
For #1, I can kind of see where you’re coming from, particularly if I think back to season two. I specifically mean Locke and Charlie, who both behaved so utterly out-of-character during that season that my hate for the show rivaled (or might have actually been greater) than some of the bitterness here. Charlie was/is one of my favorite characters (yes, I know I’m the only one), and it irked me to no end that they were assassinating his character for no good reason (I’m referring to the Fire + Water episode)
However, I don’t think Sayid or Sawyer were really acting out of character in the example you specified above. Sayid recently, in a previous episode, was having serious moral issues about his past as a torturer, which is why I think Juliet’s comment hit him so hard. As for Sawyer, I believe he might legitimately becoming a softer, gentler dude: they’ve been demonstrating that in the last couple of episodes. I’m just of the belief that people can change: if these characters remained static throughout the series, I’d be pretty bored.
As far as #2 goes, I think that’s a tactic to keep viewers hooked and get them to come back the next week. Twists are typically very successful when it comes to television or movies — I mean, look at The Sixth Sense when it first came out. People ate that shit up. And I think, to some extent, the writers’ hands are tied, because the bigwigs at ABC probably think it’s a good business move to keep the viewers hooked by way of these twisty storylines. I also try to keep in mind that the producers realize there are two seasons of this show left — they need to leave a couple of answers, at least, for seasons four and five. Of course, I don’t mean they should necessarily create *more* mysteries and questions to answer, beause we already have too many.
I concur with you on #3, but I think this week was a step in the right direction. Flashbacks can be useful when they’re delivering pertinent story information, and Lost has gotten kind of bad with that.
And as for #4, I didn’t watch Alias either, so I can’t comment on the regurgitated plots. I just didn’t have a problem with this development .
Good Christ this was long. Sorry.
You’re all going to kill me, but I thought this episode was less craplicious than the others: mainly because we did find out what the fuck the others were working on in some derivative form, and that Juliette is a prisoner, and Ben is a total pussy. It was a very sloppily done backfill on the part of the writers (oh, Ethan was there to give an injection????? didn’t that guy like, spring up tries with superhuman strength and shit??) But the part where they showed her sister alive was somewhat interesting.
I turned off the sound for the “reunion” section which prevented me from destroying the TV, because as usual, the music carries the show. It is evident how BAD the acting is when you turn off the sound.
But yes, crapicity continues. The writers have determined to make the Others a giant In Vitro clinic. Speaking of which, CLAIRE ALREADY HAD THE BABY. So how could she be having an immune reaction????? And it’s been 60 days, you think addiction would be showing itself already.
Well, that’s just the thing- I thought “oh shit, Sun’s pregnant!” when Juliet told the story about the mothers dying for no apparent reason. Then at the end we learn that Claire was intentionally made into a human time bomb by the Others when she was in captivity (which shows she was let go intentionally anyhow…). So since pretty much everything Juliet told the survivors was BS, we in fact learned pretty much nothing. The only thing we can be sure of is that the Others women can’t have babies, but I’m thinking it doesn’t have anything to do with the island itself but rather the people.
“Well, that’s just the thing- I thought “oh shit, Sun’s pregnant!” when Juliet told the story about the mothers dying for no apparent reason. ”
Wow Nico, that sounds like emotional investment in the storyline. Sounds like caring about the characters in the show. Is their something your not telling us?
Over on the website “whylostsucksdotcomtheories.com” I read a theory that Nico and JT were really the same person…Nico being the Lost loathing rational thinker and JT his fan boy alter ego. Perhaps we are seeing “Nico” letting his other half show through. Some sort of Identity thing going on where Nico is killing off John Cusack and rest of his Lost loving personalities. Hmmm…I guess you don’t have to be a Lost writer to rip off that crappy movie.
And of course, no one is ACTUALLY calling you a fan boy JT.
Oops..”Is THERE something YOU’RE not telling us”
Sign my name on the petition to institute an edit feature.
Very clever… I must have missed that one on losttheories while I was busy pissing on myself laughing at the “flame” theory. If I’m being honest, Jin & Sun are probably the only two (main)characters that haven’t been completely ruined for me, because they haven’t been in it at all this season. While Jin’s crappy George Takai english is annoying (funny, people in Korea probably think his Korean is bad since English is his first language), I don’t hate him because of it.
hmm normally i wouldn’t comment but oh… again, alot of promises from the producers, and again nothing really important revealed. i’m not asking for MAJOR answers, but if you lost producers have so little mysteries to cover, give us more damn mysteries instead of those annoying flashbacks.
Am i the only one who noticed some massive foot fetishism in this ep? normally i wouldnt notice, but c’mon it’s lost. the previous one had mud wrestling lesbians, so what’s next? i guess this is an attempt to attract more viewers. umm, i agree mitchell is a talented actress, if you don’t believe me, just watch Gia how she makes out with Angelina Jolie.
well, and it was still a decent episode.
“…if you don’t believe me, just watch Gia how she makes out with Angelina Jolie.”
SEE!!! I told ya!!
this sums up this entire site:
“in episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to
believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? “
indeed…
& for the record…
we’re nice people fat person…
no need to hide…
Hey, I think their making fun of us!!
erk- that’s: “they’re making fun…” not “their”
*gets on knees & screams a’la Bill Shatner in Star Trek 2*
“EEEEDDDDIIIIITT!!!!”
You know what the end of this episode reminded me of? It was like when you were kids and you used to play space rangers or cowboys or whatever, and you used to make up shit in the middle of it.
“I shoot you!”
“Well i use my laser shield!”
“Well i use my dinosaur gun! And they eat lasers!”
Can this show just ever give straight answers to anything?
I’m more of a lurker than a commenter here – I can’t usually come up with anything to add that hasn’t been said by wittier folks than me – but bravo. That’s some funny shite. Take a bow.
^ “straight answers?”
Hell, this is absolutely the first time in the ENTIRE HISTORY of the show any attempt at answers was even offered up! :p
Right up until the last 5 minutes, I was actually thinking to myself, “Wow! They might actually be able to breathe new life back into this show after all! Maybe I should keep this on the DVR for my wife to check out later.” (she gave up on Lost back in the middle of season 2)
Then came the last 5 minutes, and I promptly deleted the recording afterward.
I’d swear they’re TRYING to kill it.
i’ve deleted everything this series, i’d probably re-watch the first series…but i’d get worked up knowing what it could’ve been…
Why do you whiny bitches, watch the show and complain about it? Get over your sad pathetic lives. Why don’t you guys take your “all knowing” writing skills and make a better show? Just let the show be it what it is. If it sucks it will get canceled simple as that you ignorant twits.
it’s hard not to laugh when a retard makes a funny sound.
so immature and so ignorant…..
“I’m rubber & you’re glue…” oh, sorry I thought I was back in the sandbox for a sec there.
“it’s hard not to laugh when a retard makes a funny sound.”
This is probably the best thing I have ever seen. I will be stealing this and using it in my daily vernacular.
Me first.
Is it just me or are there more haters posting this week than normal? Seems like it.
At least the bashes are still the same as always. Well, with the exception of the guy who quoted Itchy and Scratchy. That one made me laugh. Bonus points for an original method of calling us all losers and no clear indication in his post that he wasn’t smart enough to consult the FAQ before posting. I salute you.
Why do you whiny bitches, “come to this web site” and complain about it? Get over your sad pathetic lives. Why don’t you guys take your “all knowing” writing skills and make a better “web site”? Just let this “web site” be it what it is. If it sucks it will “lose traffic” simple as that you ignorant “twit”.
As long as it’s not that Carlton Cuse asshole again…
Yeah, that tool was decidedly unfunny.
wow! apparantly the ?’s IP address was linked to ABC studios…some guy called J J Abrams or something….
Quick question why have you activley sort out a sight which trashes episodes of lost because of there ever decreasing quality? I mean how sad is your life that you have to go and seek out sites like this. Oh and takes real guts to post as ?, whats the matter afraid to state your name and be counted as a lost fanboy? Come back when you grow a pair, or in the words of my country and my generation ‘come and have a go if your think your hard enough!’
>>in the words of my country and my generation ‘come and have a go if your think your hard enough!’
Did anyone wonder about why pregnant women die on the island yet last season (or maybe this one) Ben said he was born on the island? Sorry if this is mentioned before, but I don’t have the time to read everything on this site. Point is, if the pregnant woman dying is a ruse, then what’s going to happen to Sun? Will Juliette find out about Sun? I’m sure we’ll ge the answer in episode 145. I watch this show for the enjoyment, yeah, I would like to know all the answers, but if I did, I wouldn’t watch anymore. It’s kind of like the news, when they air a blurb before a show starts something like “Man drives wrong way on I-95, see what happens at 11″. DAMNIT! Can’t you just tell me? Oh that’s right, I wouldn’t watch otherwise. So yes, I’ll watch this to the 120 episode end point or whatever 5 years is as the producers have pegged that as the end point. Does it suck? Yep, will I still watch? Yep. Baaaa, baaaaa.
A common affliction around here… it sucks, yet we are compelled to watch. I bet if we did psychological profiles on all the regular posters here you would find out we are all deeply & profoundly scarred in some common way. Repressed memories of being molested by a polar bear perhaps?
You know what kills me is that on one site they have a list of spoilers, yet, since nothing really ever happens, how can you spoil it? This is my first visit to the site and it’s enjoyable, I gave up on the other “fan” sites long ago because they are caught up in it too much to realize they are being strung along. My wife also gave up after about 6 episodes, and I update her but she constantly says “why do still watch it?” It’s my Wednesday night S&M break I guess. Alright, I’ll shut up and just read now.
Rob (not afraid to give real name)
It wasn’t a polar bear; it was a smoke creature… and afterwards it would always force me to spoon. Thank you for providing a safe place to share.
So according to a story I saw on Attack of the Show: when you figure in people who are watching Lost after the initial broadcast on their DVR’s the # of viewers jumps up by almost 25%. I can see why people would want to avoid the ungodly amount of commercials during any TV broadcast, but it still sounds like spin control to me.
I read a similar story, and it doesn’t sound too far off the mark. Besides the commercials, some people don’t like getting sucked into an hourlong drama at 10 p.m., which might be why people are running to their DVRs. Keep in mind, too, that ABC broadcasts the most recent episodes of the show on their web page (which, in my mind, is a really braindead move. They’re obviously going to lose Nielsen viewers that way)
Ok, maybe one more comment. I used to do the nielsen thing, but I think they didn’t like the programs I watched so after about a year I was told “thank you” and no more. They do this same DVR spin with the Sopranos, figure there’s a large percentage who watch later in the week. But then again, there aren’t adverti$ing dollar$ at stake.
OK, now shutting up.
No need to shut up my friend, we’re all rather long winded here (especially me & JT, heh). This is a fun site to spend some time at, the posts are often hillarious & always entertaining. If it wasn’t for this place I’d probably get caught just straight up napping at my desk.
The funny thing is that you and I are almost always diametrically opposed in our opinions, but we don’t go back and forth calling each other fucktards just because we disagree. That’s what makes this place so unique.
I’ll admit that I still get a little pissy sometimes, but who doesn’t?
Yeah, it’s a yin/yang thing I guess- kind of like the… Dharma(TM) Initiative!
Hey, I’m long winded too, dammit.
You ain’t kiddin’ my friend…
What’s funny is that I DVR it now so that I have something to check out when my other shows are depleted, usually a few days (sometimes weeks) after it’s original broadcast.
Not exactly the “must see” show it used to be. And, as I stated earlier, my wife won’t watch it with me anymore.
I miss Galactica.
They answered the sub (more or less).
They answered ‘the flame’ (more or less).
They answered Claire’s kidnapping.
They answered the deep files on the survivors.
They answered why ‘Downtown’ was played in the hatch (more or less).
They answered the book club.
They answered why the imposters were sent.
They answered Hurley’s weightloss problem (cauldrons of mushy porridge).
They answered that Scientologists produce the show thus explaining why Tom Cruise’s cousin never goes away.
They alluded to Juliet’s impending treachery (I relished the final shot where she ties up the loose ends, that wasn’t lost on me genious director).
They alluded to Ben’s karmic tumor (he cures cancer, he gets cancer, no?)
They alluded to Juliet’s motives (a murdered lover, no?)
At least this one provided more answers. It started off horribly, until they made camp and Sayid started (finally) to ask questions.
I was surprised, unhappy of sir-smirks-a-lot being the star, but pleasantly surprised nonehteless.
You’re right, they did explain a lot. Which was a little satisfying.
But they did it in a predictably sloppy way, passing off past implied superpowers with mundanity.
Example: they knew everything about people, so ben had ESP or something. But no, they just googled them using their giant satellite dish and the Russian.
But whatever, I mean, I couldn’t have done a better job piecing Humpty Dumpty back together. It just proves they don’t have a point to the show if it takes such ridiculous mundanity to explain things that were clearly originally intended as Super natural.
Yeah, I want to see how they’re going to explain everything in a scientifically plausible way. That ought to be REAL riveting, eh?
I agree with Laurent and I don’t know why some people are still complaining that nothing was explained in this last episode. Some answers were indeed provided even if there was some ambiguity in the end about what they injected Claire with. To Evil’s point, I said last week that whatever they come with as a final answer to the BIG question will be mundane and disappointing so it is not surprising that the answers to the smaller mysteries and questions in the show turn out to be quite banal or mundane.
The sub…oi vey! Next we’ll find out that Jacob is really Hank Scorpio, wannabe James Bond super villian & former employer of Homer Simpson.
I don’t know why so many people have trouble with the sub. It’s well known that many smuggling operations, especially narcos, use subs to move product in the Pacific off California and in the Med. There is an entire market of luxury submarines catering to the super wealthy who have tired of yachts.
I can easily believe the sub, the smoke monster HAS already (this episode), or willl be, dismissed as an unknown aberration. Now, that is a problem.
Everything you say in your post is true. It’s just to me the idea of the villians trolling around in a submarine to their secret island base seems a bit cliched. It sounds like something out of Thunderbirds, or a bad James Bond parody.
I see your point in the context of a 60’s era James Bond film where a sub would be a thrilling anomaly, however, in today’s world the private ownership of a sub is more mundane than perhaps the general public is aware of. In relation to the plausability of an uncharted island, time-travel, smoke-beasts, gigantic polar bears, and so on, the sub seems more easy to believe. Now, if Ben starts traveling around the island with a jet pack, and Rosa Klebb, I mean, “the Sheriff”, poisons Jack with shoe darts I’ll be ready to eat my words.
Rosa Klebb- nice one!
Anyone know the username that posted “The Flame Theory” on Lost-theories.com? They don’t have a search function that I could find and that seems to be the only way to track it down. I want to be able to read it and piss my pants too!!!
While looking for it though I saw some pretty funny stuff. My favorite was the person who suggested that WE the viewers are the actual experiment and they are trying to see how long we will put up with mindless plotlines that get nowhere, like the world’s biggest reality TV show.
The flame theory is courtesy of our friend tommyj. I don’t know it that will help, but it is worth reading this extended version of the silly, yet controversial theory.
To show my appreciation for tommyj’s way out theory, here it is in its whacky entirety reprinted from Losttheories.com (note: a somewhat abridged version appeared on this site a while back):
Did you notice that the latest station found by the Losties was called “The Flame”? That is a major clue to the Others and their motivations in their interaction with the Losties.
What does the word “flame” mean.? Oh it has many meanings, but one, in today’s common parlance, is to call someone who is homosexual “flaming”. Patchy said that the station was meant to provide for contact with the outside world — which is technically true. It is a cry for help in the sense that, now that all the “others” are gay or lesbian, they cannot procreate. Remember when Tom (aka Mr. Friendly) said that Kate was not “his type”. Only a man attracted to other men would say that. This explains why they need to kidnap kids (it is difficult for homosexuals to procreate without medical technology that facilitates artificial insemination). It also explains why the others recruited Juliet who conducted research on impregnating a male mouse (research that must have failed). And why do you think Alex and her doped out boyfriend are such outcasts among the others? Because they are attempting to have a heterosexual love affair — an island taboo. The four toed statue is also a clue — sometime in the past, there were a few hetero’s left who all happened to be closely related. They attempted to have children together and the result were freak babies with various deformities (e.g. four toes, three arms, one eye (Patchy?)). This was a sign to the others that heterosexual copulation was evil and that their God disapproved. Their mission is to find a way to maintain their divinely sanctioned homosexual lifestyle while at the same time avoiding dying out as a result of a zero percent birthrate.
The ultimate message is that we are all human beings and we should learn to live with each other. By imagining a society in which homosexuals are considered normal and not “queer” while the heterosexuals are ostracized, the story serves as an allegory for contemporary society — a society in which we continue to grapple with the issues of race, religion, and gender identification. By changing our perspective on what is “normal,” perhaps we can all become more tolerant of those segments of society that have been historically marginalized.
Thanks for the lead nico. I found it. I had read his theory previously and wanted to see how well his theory was recieved by the fanatics. The question is, does tommyj believe his own theory or is he messing with them (and us)
No clue, he’s probably just entertaining himself. I really hope he thinks it’s true though! Well… tommyj? Any comments?
this is like a forum for little babies. picking on things. you need to go out and get some sexy asain chicks or someething instead of watching a show and picking on it on a regular basis.
fyi, none of you can think of anything like lost, because lost is a one of a kind, best written thing out there.
u ppl boggle my mind, just give it up! stop complaining! ppl hate ppl like you guys. u like the show? then watch, you dont like? then dont watch… but maybe this is too hard for u ppl to understand
ppl hate ppl like YOU…
too hard for YOU to understand…
idiot.
“you need to go out and get some sexy asain chicks or someething.”
This guys needs a REAL girlfriend
maybe ‘people’ is too hard for you to spell…???
Apparently so is “Asian”.
I’m guessing this fella’ is about 12 years old. Call me crazy…
ppl hate ppl like YOU guys…
too hard for YOU ppl to understand…
idiot.
oops…that belongs in the comment above…
its not like we dislike the show here. we used to like it and with the current season suckiness we are worried that the producers will completely ruin it, we miss season 1 style lost. still , there isn’t really any decent alternative on tv, unless maybe you like criminal dramas. so some of us, like me are kinda forced to watch lost.
i hope i sumed it all up well.
Guess what next week’s episode is about?
Desmond takes a few of the guys with him on another jungle trek…
LOST NEEDS MORE COWBELL!
“LOST NEEDS MORE COWBELL!”
LOL
I nominate this for comment of the week.
The “cowbell” for me is Desmond’s tagline, “bruthha”.
If I can get an episode where he says “bruthha” a handful of times, I’m satisfied.
Forget the cowbell, they blew up the cow a few episodes back. Can you believe that? They fling quarantine doors into the air, replay the same airplane being pulled from the sky, etc. Boring…They have a perfectly good cow and what do they do with it??? Blow it up… no, no, no you Hollywood hacks. Hint: You fling it with a catapult. It’s Monty Python 101. If Gilliam was writing LOST, Shannon and Ana Lucia would have had far classier deaths via the incoming bovine or a killer rabbit for that matter.
The last thing ‘Lost’ needs is English humoUr.
It’s barely viewable as it is, and think of all the nerds who will be quoting away like they do with the ‘Holy Grail’. Ughhhh… it gives me shivers.
HA! You must be French. Maybe you’d prefer if it was written by Jerry Lewis or the old guy who makes the “pop” sound with his mouth & plays the maitre de in History of the World pt 1.
Or perhaps we can bring in Paul Belmondo or channel Luis de Funes? Ha. Is there anything less funny than French comedy?
Just ironic that in Holy Grail they’re always fighting, who else? The French of course. “I fart in your general direction!”
Btw, I don’t think I need to say this to Laurent being that he’s not overly sensitive; but just in case: I would’t trade in your unique sense of humour for anything brutha’!
Yes, Laurent. Your acerbic wit is always welcome even when I’m its target.
Don’t be absurd, of course I do not mind. If I’m going to toss about strong and wrong opinions, as I so often do, I come to expect equally strong retorts. Of course, one should stick to knocking down opinions and not their fellow posters. Obviously, I relish the discourse in this forum and the colorful and insightful comments provided by the (Insert Descriptive Adjective) Turkey, Nico, Skeptic, Evil and others. I have this site on a tab throughout the day and randomly check in between activity. I’m a little worried about the end of the season. Perhaps, this forum can take up a new topic of discussion.
As for French comedy, it presents itself more subtly in today’s form, as exemplified by Amelie and l’Auberge Espagnole (both mildly popular in USA), which are more lighthearted dramas rather than blatant comedy. Most French comedies don’t make it outside of the French speaking world. Alas, the French excel at the more pensive form, especially dark fiction pieces, which are my favorite.
However, the popularity of British comedies in the US are rare, and are usually appreciated by Anglopiles, and I do not know of a greater Anglophile nation than Canada. Finally Mr. Bean is not an improvement upon Jerry lewis, and I find his popularity equally perplexing and slightly abhorrent. You must admit that there are few things more unsettling than being among a pack of rabid nerds fighting to be first with riffs from “The Holy Grail”. To see normally somber and dour social recluses foam at the mouth in laughter whilst spitting out lines from this film is horrifying. This phenomenon should be YouTubed and studied.
Yet again French jealously of the superior English wit. Also keep in mind France is the country which invented the mime as a source of comedy so they can’t really have a go at anyone else.
Wit makes for sudden sharp retorts, but little else. French tend to give things a little more thought before jawing or jumping in.
By the way, how’s your superior illegal war coming along? So happy to see little Arty Batchelor and his ship of fools making the HMSRoyal Navy so proud. Now that’s a comedian.
The illegal wars doing fine thanks (without a few of these how are we supposed to sell a few weapons abroard). I’ll give you the one on the navy nothing to say about them except the British navy is now about as scary as a large ball of string. But if your on about militray assets how is the French white flag factory doing?
“French tend to give things a little more thought before jawing or jumping in”
most white flag flying nations say that…how’s that racist white farmer killing mugabe these days?
What does this have to do with ‘Lost’. Secondly, what is your point exactly? I seem to remember Zimbabwe being a former UK colony. I also seem to remember the Brits putting landed British lords in control of large tracts of land there and forcing the indiginous to work the fief. Mugabe has done many horrible things, but giving the land back to the Africans from the British overlords, in my view, is one of the lesser ones.
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The old white flag canard. How’s it that the US has not won a war, out of the innumerable she has started/fought in, since WWII? (Oh yes, there’s Granada and Panama
France lost her glory long ago, the US has been losing it in the last half century. Enjoy the sunset. We all know where it rises!
Well, I like French science fiction a lot anyhow. I grew up reading Heavy Metal & have always been fascinated my Mobeus. I mean- robots, space pirates & hot nekkid girls… sounds like a perfect combo to me.
Did u know that it didn’t matter whether u where british or african? if you where white and owned land it was taken…I’d rather live under a british lord who knows how to properly instigate shifting cultivation in an african environment and have food on the plate then to die of starvation….yeah…i’m from the UK…
nuff said…
This has turned into a very odd discussion. Some kind of agricultural/political debate between the British & the French. Reminds me of some boring history class from HS. Lets get back to talking about polar bears & smoke monsters & how much Lost sucks…
Yes, Giraud’s imagery is legendary and has influenced many. I am not a comic devotee (well, Astérix as a child), but I do recognize its impact on the other more popular artforms, particularly film. An example may be the increasing popularity of Frank Miller’s noirish work. Again as always, the arts unite people despite the devisiveness of politicians and the fools who follow them.
Yeah, that’s why I was perhaps the only person in town to go see The 5th Element. I mean, sci-fi designed by Giraud & Gautier…what’s not to like?
Although I enjoy British humor now and then; Red Dwarf, Some Monty Python, Little Britain, and yes even Mr. Bean, I wholeheartedly agree with Laurent in regards to the twits who quote these comedies.
I remember talking with my brother’s ex-girlfriend who was extolling the superiority of All British humor.
From what I could gather from her ramblings, in her mind all British comedy is masterful simply because it was British. And, if you don’t get it you are dumb.
Was I happy when he finally dump that nerdy quoter.
John P, you are displaying idiocy of boundless magnitude. If you want to rant about Zimbabwe go to the BBC boards and whinge away. I don’t know why you are bringing this tangent my way. But perhaps that is what flaming bags of troll douche enjoy.
What’s that? Don’t forget we Yanks saved both your bacon during “dubbya dubbya eye eye”… *falls on floor in convulsive fit of laughter*
I think we’re about to have an international incident. Don’t make me invade either of you (ok, I don’t even know what that means)!
He keeps going on to me about Robert Mugabe (????). Very strange. I think he’s Lost, and I think he sucks.
Mom, Dad
Stop Fighting
(Sorry American Joke)
What is it with putting down french humor?
They invented mimes? Must I mention we have Carrot Top! We are no better.
I think Carrot Top has been in Barry Bonds’ bathroom cabinet. Ha has pumped himself full of roids to make people, like you mike, think twice. At least Jerry Lewis has a prescription.
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG
whylostsucks.com is great.
“flaming bags of troll douche” make it great.
Sure, pick on Carrot Top at your own peril:
http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/carrot_top_buff2.JPG
Maybe his Boeing C-17 stuffed with props will crash on the ‘Lost’ island.
i merely pointed out the fact that france support a monster, as laurent was blabbing his holier than thou routine…and lets face it, you attacked english humour and mr bean…major mistake…
Careful I think Laurent’s on the verge of surrender or maybe it’s collaboration I always get confused between those two when it comes to the French.
Surrender what? I think not. It’s more like what one does when one sees a mongoloid boy out for a late afternoon stroll with his mother. You acknowledge his presence as you pass, but respectfully ignore the fact that he’s vigorously clutching at his pud.
I’ll leave you two to be.
what about the spoilers for the next 5 episodes?
1. new character parachuteing in? deus ex machina
2. next two episodes no revelations
3. sawyer and cooper? honk-shuuuu
Is “honk-shuuu”, the sound of a Shemp style snore? If so, that’s positively brilliant!
It’s “honk-shuuuuuu me-me-me-me-me-me”
The Three Stoogess.
Now THAT is comedy.
Here is a recap of the show if you have missed a couple….
Kate loves jack kate loves sawyer kate stares at sawyer kate stares at jack sawyer rejects kate kate gets sad kate looks at jack jack stares at kate kate gets sad kate looks at sawyer sawyer and kate sleep together outside in a jungle on a black and white closed-circuit tv that jack sees live on secruity monitor jack frowns jack gets mad jack sees julliete kate sees sawyer kate looks sad sawyer gets tough and kate gets sad ben’s eyes get bigger julliete stares kate pouts bens eyes get bigger jack stares at kate sawyer acts tough kate gets sad bens eyes get bigger new character has a line kate gets sad julliete smirks at jack kate pouts ben’s eyes get bigger new character has another line meaningless flashback 10 minute commercial ben’s eyes get bigger flashback kate pouts locke blows up a building jack frowns sawer acts tough ben’s eyes get bigger new character has another line julliete stares flashback ping pong ben’s eyes get bigger jack plays football kate frowns kate stares at sawyer…………
This post was so brilliant he had to post it twice. Sorry, that was snarky.
HEHEHE
I’m glad he did. Didn’t see it the first time.
Totally unrelated to any discussions at hand: there is a very strong possibility this blog post could snag 200 comments by Wednesday. Yesssss!
We should just let the Mexican Viagra spammers (as in cheap Viagra from Mexico, not the spammers themselves…you know) run wild & get the count up to a solid K.
But, can we count this discussion, started by JT, in the tally?
abso-freakin-lutely. ya know why?
tell me why?
(as I shamelessly try to increase comments)
well my friend…it’s quite simple really…ya see…
hold on…just remembered…i gotta take out the trash!
doh!
don’t leave me in suspense.
GO FOR 250!
JT,
Are you NEVER satisfied?
J/K
Heh!
I thaught this was an important topic to discuss: Lost sucks
Just wanted to make sure we all knew that!
Bringing it on back home, eh? Here’s a topic for discussion:
What is the LAMEST Lost theory you’ve heard so far? Maybe at Losttheories.com, or on the fan boards. I’m not talking Purgatory, or stuff we all know about either. I’m talking “flame theory” stuff.
Mine is all the “it’s a virtual reality therapy session” theories.
The lamest theory?
There is no theory, just the writers quickly running out of creative gas as the hype for the show fades away. This show has not only jumped the shark, it has jumped 100 sharks parked side-by-side in Evel Knievel style.
But if I had to pick, my top 4:
- the apollo candy bar conspiracy theories – come’on, sometimes a chocolate bar is just that, a chocolate bar
- any scientific theory that relies heavily on cut and paste links to WIKIPEDIA sprinkled with healthy doses of technobabble. Hey, I used to cut and paste too but that was way back in grade 2…
- any juliet buttcheek brand theory
- any of the older threads that have been around since 2005 and clam to know all the “mysteries of the island”. Geez, spit it out will you… you’ve been posting for going on 3 years and you’re nowhere closer than a fresh newbie.
I admire the dedication but holy cow, after 3 years you’d think the guy would take a sh*t and get off the pot?
“any juliet buttcheek brand theory”
(By the way, I just cut ‘n’ pasted that quote…)
What exactly does that mean? I have to admit you piqued my curiosity with that one.
I was referring to the mark on her buttcheek, Nico. Yes, there are threads on it.
It indicates a direction, is an occult symbol, etc. The latest is that the mark matches the Cadbury Easter Creme Egg candybar. Barf…
Ohhh, you mean the brand she got during her initiation into the Tri-Lambs… I see…
One word….
Langoliers
My last comment didn’t post. What I meant to say was:
(snickers at thought of Langoliers swarming the island)
I bet it will end with a “Cut!” and a cut/clap board, and it’s a show within a show about a pot smoking and womanizing chimp with straightened hair and designer jeans (kind of like that ‘Redline’ film producer) who’s really not a chimp, but a missing link from ape to man and his first primetime gig.
That’s too funny man! I like it- I’m telling you we should all go to Losttheories.com & post all our bullshit bogus theories all over that joint. In fact, why stop there? We should go all Project Mayhem on all the Lost fan sights… mwahahahahahah!!! *rolls mustahce in fingers*
Sawyer cons Hurley into chugging down Dharma brand mentos and diet cola at the same time…
He then explodes Krakatoa style wiping out the entire island, except for the polar bears of course…
I thought the latest entertainment weekly was interesting, hinting that a thing promised in season 1 will be revealed. Not sure what they mean, but will happen this season. They also mentioned season 4 could be it, I think they see (and ABC sees) that they convoluded this good thing to just get a select few watching, and although it’s a top 20 show, if they don’t start reavealing what’s going on soon (like before the end of this season), they’re going to end up out of the top 20, and season 4 will be it. Also interesting to note they think the reason numbers are down is because it’s on so late and people tape it to watch the next day. That’s good news for the sponsors.
Anyone wonder what happened to Michael and Walt? If they show up anywhere, I’m sure someone would know they were on Oceanic 815, and wonder why they’ve survived, and where the other survivors are or just where the plane went down. If the sub was the only way off, how come Michael and Walt could just take a boat on a heading and get off?
Or why if the explosion caused a huge tremor why no one has located the island yet? How do they explain that?
Sorry, shouldn’t ask questions I know the producers can’t even answer and probably won’t, distract us with some big “others” battle this season, come back in January with 24 straight episodes of crap, potentially wrap up the series and probably won’t explain much beyond the others reason for being there, and leave all the little things for “Losties” to banter over for the next 50 years like “trekkie” do now.
F**k… the thought of all of us meeting up at a “Lost convention” (dressed like our favorite characters of course) 30 years from now is more terrifying than Hurley’s butt-cheese.
“Also interesting to note they think the reason numbers are down is because it’s on so late and people tape it to watch the next day. ”
I read that too. bullshit. they’re in denial, all of ‘em (fan, producers, etc) b/c they think ratings are down simply b/c more poeple are DVR’ing the show. bullroar! I’ve not heard of a run on TiVo machines b/c of LOST…bunch of homo’s.
hey, watched the first 10 minues of tonight’s epi…desmond is now the coolest character on the show. the rest are just…gay.
Don’t get your fucking Dharma suits in a wad if you don’t like the damn show, stop watching it you fucking losers. Get laid or something.