Summer Time
Well it’s the off season, so to speak, so here is the place to post all your random thoughts until we crank back up for season 4. I won’t be around much so I’ll leave it up to you all to police yourselves like good boys and girls. Try to keep some semblance of order if you can…
Written by Tyler on June 4th, 2007 with
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Aye Captain! I think we all learned some valuable lessons about etiquette last week. Have a fanfuckingtastic summer.
Have a great summer. Don’t let the ocean disappear on you.
Can someone suggest some craptacular TV to watch over the summer?
New episodes of Man VS. Wild starting in July on Discovery Channel. New episodes of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares starting in July on BBCA.
man vs. wild GRRRRR
My name is Evil. I served with the British Special Forces, climbed K2, and survived several seasons of “Lost.” Now, I’m going to parachute into Gary Indiana wearing gang colors, and show YOU how to survive.
I fuckin’ love that guy. I have such a straight-boy crush on him.
Me too buddy, me too… Plus, after an hour of watching him running around all sweaty & shirtless my fiancee gets all frisky! Niiiiiice…
Man vs. Wild starts next Friday- I highly encourage everybody to watch!
Watching the antics of Miss Hilton might be fun. Check out the latest.
She’s in jail.
She’s out.
She’s in again.
In, out, in out, in, out… I think I saw that video of hers.
She’s in again!
i’m enjoying hell’s kitchen oh and the invention show will be on soon oooooh and last comic standing yayyyy!
Gordon Ramsey is brilliant. If you get BBCAmerica check out Kitchen Nightmares- it’s even better.
I don’t watch television. It is a tool of the liberal establishment to promote degenerative anti-social behavior that will eventually force our once great republic to its knees. In its place will rise an new, more “enlightened”, yet less free, and more perverted society.
Have a nice summer.
Hey, you & Mr Meister should have FoxNews viewing party over the summer. Just kidding there Big fella, I would agree that too much tube rots the brain for sure.
ha ha ha, big insult, hang out with Mr. Meister and watch Fox news. Come on Nico, can’t you let it drop? And FYI, we don’t have cable or satelite TV, so we don’t EVER watch Fox News.
Mrs. Meister
You don’t perhaps live in a 12′ X 15′ shack in Montana?
;)
no, I know it is odd to only have network, but it works for us. We are in Maryland, Raven country!! Besides Lost, we watch Heroes and Idol, all of which come on network. Now football season is a little tougher. Since Sunday & Monday night football are both on cable, we either miss them, unless the Raven’s are playing, or upon rare occasion, acquire a babysitter and actually go out to see a game. Last year’s playoff against Indianapolis was fun, but a long, depressing, quiet ride home on the metro.
Mrs. Meister
I recalled your previous comment about the Ravens, so I figured the homestead was somewhere in the vacinity of Baltimore.
I was REALLY just cracking a not very funny joke there MrsM. Not trying to stir the pot. Besides, we should embrace our differences.
Embrace our differences hugh? I assume your tongue is planted in your cheek since we know the huge success that was last week.
But, about your “not very funny joke”, perhaps I’m too sensitive after last week, BUT it seemed to me your “Just kidding there Big fella” was directed at Big Jim solely, further insinuating that hanging with the Meisters was an insult.
The last thing I want to do is stir up dissension (unless @ Lost), nor am I too thin skinned to take friendly teasing, however, I didn’t interpret your jocular post as Meister friendly.
Mrs. Meister
I see, personally if I was you I would’ve been more offended my the shack in Montana crack- but that’s just me.
Since your husband has clearly presented himself as a “conservative” & openly branded me as a “liberal” I figured the joke would be obvious.
Just to keep things equal, here’s one at my expense: Tonight I’m going to sit down in front of CNN with a cup of herbal tea & my cat & watch Anderson Cooper weep openly about some war orphans in Darfur (sp?).
See- I’m an equal opportunity stereotypist.
Hey the Kazinski reference was funny!
Being a liberal isn’t a bad thing, being a democrat, though, that’s another thing.
I’d hate to hit the obvious but cats are for women, Nico, I hope it’s your fiancee’s cat. Real men don’t own cats.
In the immortal words of Rodney King, “Can’t we all just…get along?”
Preev, my man, you just haven’t met the right cat yet.
Actually I no longer own a cat (it just sounded right), but I did have one for many years. I was always a dog guy until I found this stray cat back in 1995. She was declawed on all 4 paws & fixed, so you’d think she’d be timid. Instead she dominated all the other stray cats like she was the Queen of the freakin’ jungle. I figured it was only a matter of time before she ran into a big Raccoon though, so I took her home & named her Bunny (cause she looked like a rabbit when she crouched in the grass). She passed away at the ripe old age (estimated) of about 17 last month & is sorely missed.
PS) Yes, the Democratic party are a bunch of pussies who refuse to differentiate themselves from their opposition. The only guy in the whole party with a set of balls is Ted Kennedy & what the fuck good is a dinosaur like him going to do? When it comes to politics in this country I like to quote The Who: “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…”.
Well, if I lived in a shack I might be offended, but I live in a house with central air and indoor plumbing and all the other modern day luxuries one would expect to find, lacking only in cable television. Preev was being funny, not taking a potshot. There is a difference.
Preev, cats aren’t for ALL women. I’ve had 3 lab mixes and 0 cats. We do have a couple we take target practice at though when they trespass onto our yard.
Mrs. Meister
Hey, you don’t watch FoxNews either right? I fail to see the difference. C’mon, don’t be so sensitive! You know BigJim & I are as different as can be & we started off hating each other. Now we always have each other’s backs & get along fine. I can be kind of ass sometimes, it’s just who I am. I promise you it’s nothing personal & I don’t mean any disrespect by it.
peace brotha, we cool.
Mrs.Meister
The only good cat is a dead one. They make great baseballs, though. My former best friend was a cat lover until I turned him to the dark side. Got two psycho dogs and treated them like cats, told him you can’t do that, but did it his way and last I heard they were freaking out of control.
Point about cats, the guy who stalked and raped women in Philadelphia years back would always know where the single women lived by looking for cats in the windows. He actually joined the AF, and while stationed in Wyoming got caught doing what he did in Philly. I think they made a Cold Case episode about it or movie of the week. Just watch your cornhole Nico.
GROSS!! Well that’s the last cat I’ll ever own.
I only understand “perverted”.
My summer will be filled with Last Comic Standing (13 June), Eureka (10 July), and probably some Hell’s Kitchen. Just bought a 50″ DLP HD TV so I’ll be up for anything HD this summer. Usually half the summer is spent watching stuff we PVR’d from the regular season, then get to the other crap, then next thing you know it’s September. Lot’s of reality TV also.
One show I love to watch now is Big Spender, if you haven’t seen it, try an episode (I think it’s on A&E Saturday mornings, 1100 EDT). It’s amazing how someone can be nearly $100K in debt, yet not think about how they are going to pay off bills. The people are so stupid about finances it’s funny.
Saving my latest Sopranos until I have the finale recorded. Who the hell am I kidding? I’ll watch tonight.
‘Twas a very good Sopranos episode. They’re pulling out all the stops for the series finale, it appears.
All I saw was “bloodbath” on Foxnews.com and have stayed away from it (or any news site). Can’t wait to see it, I might hold out another night but if I don’t watch it soon I’ll see a spoiler.
Ok, saw it. I wouldn’t say bloodbath, but more than it has been. Can’t wait until next week, might actually watch live.
I saw josh blue from last comic standing walking down the street today while i was driving.
Did you throw something at him?
I felt bad. I was like “who is that drunk guy!? god damn it’s only 2 pm. oh wait that guy’s retarded. whoa that’s josh blue!!!! but then i found out he was doing a tour here so i knew i wasn’t seeing things. he kinda reminds me of timmy from south park.
oh i meant jimmy
I don’t have cable or satellite either, so it’ll mostly be the scary outside real world for me. I was sort of tempted to try Pirate Master on CBS; that really looked like a big steaming pile. Managed to resist though. Be safe and pleasant, everyone.
I watched 3 minutes of it and couldn’t take it anymore. Manufactured drama, “reality” stars that are all really inspiring actors. Not since Survivor 1 has a reality show really been reality. Big steaming pile is the nicest thing I’d call it.
I’m gonna go ahead and say that EVERYONE here needs to watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia when it comes on this summer. Trust me on this one.
I will keep watch for it. Thanks for the tip.
Mrs. Meister
I was just about to say that.
ASIP is one of the funniest things on TV
then I must watch ASIP ASAP
Mrs.Meister
Good call, I love that show. It truly is worthy of holding the title of the “new Seinfeld”.
what channel?
FX network, home of another damned good show, The Shield. Nip/Tuck, too.
oh well, guess I won’t be watching. Maybe it’ll come out on DVD.
Mrs. Meister
Well, seeing as how there’s nothing to do while we wait for February…
Hit up this site: spoilerslost . blogspot . com
Without the spaces, obviously. Read the top entry. In short, the ensemble on Lost no longer likes one of their fellow cast members. At least it’ll give us something to talk about that’s kind of on-topic.
I wouldn’t say it was specifically Lost, it was just some “Diva” that other cast members didn’t like. My guess would be they were talking about Desperate Housewives, but no one at this point knows for sure. I thought it was interesting, though, that Harrold Perrineau was offered a regular position, theory being he’ll be featured in flash forwards maybe helping to find the island and rescue everyone. That’s how they’ll get away with Walt being so big.
IF it’s Lost I’m guessing it’s Emily DeRavine
My guess would be Evangeline Lilly, mostly because they say she is “crucial” to the plot of the show.
I think it said she was a blonde.
Mrs. Meister
OK, went back to check cause I thought I missed the blonde thing. All it says was “pretty and privileged white female entitlement”, so this could be anyone female. I really don’t think they were talking about lost but there was a comment about something on the beach. I would think that if anyone was coming across that way it would be Elizabeth Mitchell, because she’s had big screen success (Gia). EL and EdR are up and coming and don’t have the success prior to Lost to be be prima donnas. Just my thoughts.
Didn’t I say I’d stay away? Crap, got to stop doing this!
ok, you’re right. I don’t know where I got the blonde thing.
Mrs. Meister
Latest report is it is not Elizabeth Mitchell nor is it a Grey’s Anatomy or Ugly Betty star, looking more like a Lost character. This could be interesting, but you know it will leak out eventually.
I’m predicting an expanded role for Cheech in the next season. Bare knuckles between him and Bennard for the right to mate with Rose. (They’re going after the “Murder She Wrote” demographic seeing as all other attempts have failed.)
Hey, whatever happened to that mangy mutt, Vincent?
I predict he’ll finally dig up smokie and spend the season chewing on its left shoe/tentacle thingie.
Jin will finally become fluent in english but in a bitter twist of fate he will accidently slice off his tongue with the lid from a dharma peach can. Of course, Desmond will have foreseen it.(What an asshole). Ironically, Desmond not much later chokes to death on canned dharma haggis. They harvest his hair and make a wig for Locke.
Jack, Sawyer and Kate will have the long overdue 3way but Hurley will stumble upon them in the act. He suddenly starts losing weight but remains silent as to the true cause. Sayid gives Hurley military training. The Kung Fu grip is featured in a new brainwashing film. Foreshadowing of things to happen?
Ben’s retinas will detach (long overdue IMO). The writers will limp along for a few episodes with Ben wearing eye bandages and stumbling around and falling off cliffs, etc. His character goes from mad/evil to sad/pathetic. Claire adopts him as a surrogate husband (she is a widow afterall). Eyebrows will be raised because Charlie is less than 5 hours dead. Sayid will ease concerns with a brilliant time dilation-general relativity speech. General calm returns to the island…
At this point, viewership for LOST is down to 3million. Cheech is free between “projects” as they say in LA and ABC goes for broke by signing him back. Don Johnson makes guest cameos as Nash Bridges. Much more than the usual amount of gun play ensues. Many island crimes will get solved in hip fashion. The now tanned and slimmed Hurley paints the VW microbus bright ‘Cuda yellow as per Johnson’s request. Sawyer makes an off comment and pays the ultimate price via the now strong-sinewy Hurley death grip.
Phillip Michael Thomas will join the cast at this point. Johnson and Thomas’ characters will have shared flashbacks to previous lives as two ’80’s undercover narcs in Florida. All hell breaks loose when they discover dead-Charlie’s smack. Glen Frey lands a plane, rescues all the cute women and the smack in a finale titled, “Smuggler’s Blues”. Jack and Hurley wave tearfully to the departing plane.
thanks, that started my morning with a laugh. All very plausible theories.
Mrs. Meister
My bet on the “Diva” is Sun. She has been giving off that certain vibe towards the other losties. Check out the last few episodes. She has this snotty smirk.
All is not a loss for Jin. Although Vincent runs off with the tongue, they wrestle it away and Jack reattachs it just in the nic-of-time… good excuse for an extended jungle trek and some tense medical moments?
You forgot the part about Hurley stealing Johnson’s Ferrari Testarossa and barreling through the jungle with it.
Hurley runs Locke down with it.
Rousseau dynamites the car the same way it was done in Miami Vice the first time around.
BTW - Terry O’Quinn was in Miami Vice - played Richard Cain (ep #1.10).
The circle is complete.
WOW, Terry O’Quinn was in Miami Vice wasn’t he? I thought Kevin Spacey was the only good actor that ever appeared on that show.
If you remember Nash Bridges, Daniel Roebuck who played Dr. Leslie Arzt (blew himself up with the dynamite) was a regular.
Other lost - Nash Bridges tie ins:
Andrew Divoff - Mikhail is listed as doing 2 episodes.
Michael Bowen - Danny Pickett (Juliet shoots him 3 times) also did 1 episode.
Forgot to add: M.C. Gainey - big Tom is listed for 1 episode of Nash too.
Cheech Marin
Jeff Perry (Frank “Sawyer” Duckett) - the guy Sawyer shoots while in Australia
were both regular cast on Nash.
Yikes! How do you both know so much about Nash Bridges? Wasn’t that on CBS? I didn’t think anybody under 70 watched that network…
Ouch!
Watch out, I hear Bob Barker from The Price is Right is retired and full of piss & vinegar. He’ll poke you with the corner of his pillow and drool on your shirt.
As long as he doesn’t try to neuter me it’s fine.
Spaying is not an option?
Not for a boy…
So Bob is retired. Does he get to take those Barker Beauties as part of the deal? He does come across as a bit of a Hefner clone… he needs someone to chase around in his pad.
Yes, Vice and Nash were cool shows in their time. Pitty the fool who don’t know his Don Johnsonology.
What the hell is going on around here?
Presidential politics?
Cat stories?
Nico believing that a show could possibly be on the same level as Seinfeld?
It gets kind of scary when there isn’t a horrible episode of Lost to tear apart.
Maybe this will get another good thread going:
Its 5:40am, I have to be at work at 7am, and I just finished watching a 2-hour episode of Columbo from season 2 (1972). There is no alcohol involved.
Its great being a teacher.
Columbo is the shit. The shows always had great title cards back in the day like: “Sex, Murder & the Single Divorcee” or something.
By the way, I wouldn’t say IASIP is on the “same level” as Seinfeld (ask me again if it’s on the air in another 8 years). I would say it has a kind of modern version of the same type of humour. They’re all very self centered characters (much like Seinfeld) who you can’t help but like anyway (sound familiar?). Plus the stories are about just weird, random shit (again, like Seinfeld).
Is it a show about nothing?
Pretty much… The characters don’t lead very rich lives, lets put it that way. The stories always end horribly with the characters left in the worst possible position. It’s darker than Seinfeld, but just as irrelevant.
Ive always said that if Magyver and Columbo would have been on Lost the show would be over. Those two could have figured everything out and gotten off the island. They just don’t make good characters like that any more…
Yep, they could’ve used Quincy ME to find the cause of death on Mr. Ecko too.
Don’t forget Ironsides being magically cured a la Locke, and solving all the mysteries of the island.
Sure, then Barnaby Jones can come in a wax all philisophical for us.
Maybe it’s time for Commander Magnum to make a comeback, he’s on Hawaii isnt’ he?
Anyone see this on other “fan” sites?
Dont know if this was posted but here is what the newspaper cliping says:
“The body of John Lantham of New York was found shortly after 4 am in the 4300 block of Grand Avenue.
Ted Worden, a doorman at the Tower Lofts complex, heard loud noises coming from the victim’s loft.
Concerned for tenants’ safety, he entered the loft and found the body hanging from a beam in the living room.
According to Jaime Ortiz, a police spokesman, the incident was deemed a suicide after medical tests. Latham (sic) is survived by one teenaged son.
Memorial services will be held at the Hoffs-Drawlar Funeral Home tomorrow evening.”
Source: The Fuselage
Who the fudge is John Lantham?
Jeremy Lantham is a philosopher, dawg. I think.
Isn’t it Bentham? He’s that Pantopticon fella.
Bentham, true. Good call. That Panopticon shit is pretty interesting, by the way.
Fuck. There is really nothing on television during the summer. Any more recommendations from anyone?
Take a gander at my response to Evil’s post up top. Hey JT, did we lose some posts from this thread since this am?
There’s a bunch of posts missing, I know me and you had a bunch about Michael Moore a couple days ago that got dumped. Thinking maybe I imagined it all, but we did talk about that correct?
I think the mystery of John Lantham (if that’s who it is) will be solved in episode 6.14.
As for recommendations, besides what I have recommended, I watch Pimp my ride, trick my truck, how it’s made, John Ratzenberger’s America, and many other cool reality shows, if I have time.
I’ll find out today (hopefully) if I’m going to the sandbox, so that will fill up 4 months just prior to Lost starting.
More & more I think it’s Michael using an alias. Not only is he coming back to the show but so is Walt (the teenage son that is mentioned?). Walt & Michael will be featured in the flash forwards which will explain why Walt looks older.
I think you are right, I thought initially it was him, which would explain Kate’s disdain for the person, but why is Jack so upset about it, enough to go kill himself? Obviously they’ve got some gaps to fill. I have said somewhere previously that since Michael and Walt returned, why had no one come to rescue them? Since he would have been a know survivor of Oceanic 815, if the claim is they are all dead, then what happened? It’s plausible he changed his name, or was given new identity, upon his return. Also, it appears Locke saw a future manifestation of Walt, though they were careful to not say that, but that he was filmed at an angle so you wouldn’t notice.
This is a good discussion but there is no way of knowing if that is in fact what the article said. Two things bug me about it, first, if that was the text of the story, why hide it? Since no one knows who J- -antham is, why obscure it? I think there might be more to the article than that. Second, if it was Michael, why didn’t Walt come to the funeral/viewing? Or if it wasn’t him, why didn’t anyone come at all?
Maybe Walt didn’t come because he found out what his father did to get him back?
& of course we all knew that the funeral home…Hoffs-Drawlar…is an anagram for Flash-Forward…
Am I hallucinating or did some of this thread vanish? I could have sworn there was a post about Knocked Up that has gone bye-bye. Or am I just going blind?
yes, I saw that yesterday. It is gone now.
That IS odd… either Tyler is a huge Michael Moore fan, or he REALLY hates him. Either that or Disney is producing his new flick (Disney also owns ABC). I said MODERATE not censor!
Yeah I just commented above about that. It disappeared a couple days ago, wonder if there was a server crash and the backups didn’t get the Knocked up/Michael Moore threads.
Well, to your earlier “Lost” Michael Moore thread I’ll say this: I don’t quite think he’s Satan Incarnate like you do. However I think people need to realize his films are editorial & not journalism; there’s a big difference. Roger & Me was a very good movie. Everything since then has been heavy handed to say the least.
I wouldn’t say he’s Satan Incarnate, but he certainly lost a huge base of fans when he did the Fahrenheit 9/11 farce, which has been shown to have many (59 I believe) inaccurate parts. I agreed Roger and me was good, as was Canadian Bacon, but you are right, since then it’s been this personal vendetta to slam and make anything conservative look bad. It’s not documentaries, it’s his opinion on the subject and filled with half truths and inaccuracies. He’s misusing his celebrity and people should ignore his crappy films, they’re not documentaries, but opnionated films. Ok, back to Lost bashing!
Pshaw!
Ignore? That tends to be the American way, or at least the way of the plebs in America, No?
Listen, the festival series in España are off, and I’m having a dandy of a time. So many señoritas, and only one Laurent.
Mr. Moore tends to rattle the cages, this is a good thing. Healthcare in the US is beyond appaling. If only people would wake up to the enormous profits being generated by HMOs and Pharmaceutic corps at the expense of their health, their LIVES! Don’t swallow the R&D spin BS, take a look at their earnings. Nowhere is healthcare perfect, but America, is very far from it. Let the markets decide wether you need a new pancreas! Ha! You’re dead.
I left the trust fund-hippy bars in Granada and sat on a roof of some white walled Carmen house, gypsies on the hillsides above, strumming my mandolina and swigging some tinto verano, very nice, though I should have shagged that Swiss college student caught in a comfortable (the one wealth affords) rebellious phase, yet I went back to my abode and borrowed a laptop to post my au revoir.
I’m back for a while and after an afternoon of pintxos and txakolins I’m here, before siesta, reading this crap. The final episode was fine, Locke is right of course, why leave, nobody has anything to go back to besides Rose’s husbands dental practice! That struck a cord with me. Why leave? I’ll leave you back to your gladhanding and as Harvey Keitel, as Mr. Wolf, stated, “Don’t go suckin’ each other’s dicks yet”, Laurent’s watching.
Ciao.
Nicko, you’re commitment is impressive, but you’re a fair and even handed fellow, not like I. So sad that the turkey left, rather enjoyed his witticisms.
Turk is still around, just kind of taking a break it seems. I try to be fair, but sometimes fail miserably. American health care does stink (I’m lucky enough to have good insurance through work, but it hasn’t always been like that). However, socialized medicine isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. A friend of mine since HS is a Canadian citizen (lives in Nova Scotia) & he has told me some real horror stories about the state of Canada’s health system. The wait to see a doctor can be lengthy & every year there are stories about people croaking while waiting 2 months for an appointment. To me there has to be some kind of happy medium between the government funded & private sector.
I blame the health care problem on lawyers. If we could take the liability out of healthcare, and I’m not saying make it a free for all, but take out the frivolous (sp?) lawsuits and let doctors be doctors, who are human and make mistakes. Shit happens, and if a doctor misses a critical diagnoses, then tough titties. If you rely on one human’s diagnosis and have something, then you should have gotten a second opinion. If we can do this, and then shake the insurance companies down, and get away from $3 Tylenol pills when you can buy a 100 for $5 in the store, then we can get cheaper more accessible Healthcare. Also, there are some cash only doctors that are cropping up and they are very affordable, imagine that, take the liability and insurance out of the equation and people can afford it.
Laurent, welcome back, I figured like most French people you had thrown in the white flag and surrendered when the going got tough.
I think you hit the nail on the head there about liability problems. I dated a girl years ago whose step dad was a brilliant neurosurgeon. He had saved countless lives; yet one lawsuit filed by the family of somebody who died on the table (during a VERY complex brain surgery) almost forced him to retire.
That is exactly right, now if he was drunk or was clearly in the wrong, then that’s another story, but even then I say “shit happens.” I guess I’m a little cynical, but if I get bad healthcare (remember I’m in the military - managed healthcare at it’s finest) and I can’t do anything about it. They could chop off a limb, and I have no recourse. I like that though, because I think it frees up the doctors to not worry that every little mistake they make will be rehashed in a courtroom.
I think of Jack’s story he told kate about fear, where he cut the nerve sack on his first solo op, count to five, let the fear take over, then let it go. He made a mistake, and even the best surgeon in the world (not referring to Jack here) could make a mistake and get sued.
I just realized that the island doesn’t have a lawyer, why is that?
there is nothing to gain.
Mrs. Meister
We have watched up to epi 11, and I have only 3 comments:
1. In epi 7, The Moth, Charlie is in Confession for his 3-some, he felt badly about the affect the rocker life was having on him and very soon after told Liam he wanted out. This explains, for all ya dudes, why it did not make his top 5.
2. In epi 10, Raised by Another, Claire is at a table with the couple that want to adopt her baby. She asks the woman about a lullaby and says her father sung it to her when she was a child. But, Claire didn’t know her father, as we all learned later that he is also Jack’s dad.
3. The 1st season is FAR superior to the 3rd.
Mrs. Meister
I’ve gotten sidetracked on my quest to watch season