March 2008
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That really sucked. A 97% flashback episode. Wow. Just wow. Frankly, finding out how Michael came to be on the boat was the least of the mysteries I ever wanted revealed. And what’s with the gay other? Is lost trying to go after a new demographic? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but it just seemed out of place in the episode. Then in the last 30 seconds Carl and frenchie die? That’s the big cliffhanger? Who the hell cares. I would have been more upset if the Korean panda salesman had died. Thank God we have a month off from this crap. 9.9 on the suck-o-meter.
Written by Tyler on March 21st, 2008 with 190 comments.
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You know I have a feeling some people might actually have liked that episode, but frankly - it sucked. It jumped around way to much from the boat, the beach, the past, the future, blah blah. The whole flash forward/backward scheme was just a lame writers trick. They even rolled out Bernard for this POS! Ya, we found out about Michael, but we all knew that last week. So we know the Oceanic 6 - yawn. Did anyone really care about the Oceanic 6? Show me who Jacob is or why the smoke monster can’t go over the fence and I’ll be impressed. It just felt like another filler episode to click off until the mid-season last episode. 8 out 10 on the suck-o-meter
Written by Tyler on March 14th, 2008 with 142 comments.
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What do you do when your a writer and have no idea how to resolve the giant mess you have made of a show. Easy, you fall back to your original crappy playbook. You introduce more characters that add nothing to the plot, you send people on another jungle trek. You start another pathetic love triangle. Classic stuff. So what really happened in this episode? We find out Juliet is the island whore. Ok, who cares. Watching Ben prance around in the kitchen like and episode of queer eye for the straight guy was about as painful as it can get. Seriously, can it get any worse? I kept yelling at the TV “release the gas, release the gas!” Please, put this island out of its misery. Folks, we have our new “ping pong episode” for this season. The tide has rolled out and a new lower water mark has been set. The only mystery left is, how will anyone possible be able to defend this heaping pile of a show any more? I actually feel physically violated by how bad that episode sucked.
On the suck-o-meter this one is a staggering 9.9!
Written by Tyler on March 7th, 2008 with 236 comments.
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