For the love of God - Release the gas!

What do you do when your a writer and have no idea how to resolve the giant mess you have made of a show.  Easy, you fall back to your original crappy playbook.  You introduce more characters that add nothing to the plot, you send people on another jungle trek. You start another pathetic love triangle.  Classic stuff.  So what really happened in this episode?  We find out Juliet is the island whore.  Ok, who cares.  Watching Ben prance around in the kitchen like and episode of queer eye for the straight guy was about as painful as it can get. Seriously, can it get any worse?  I kept yelling at the TV “release the gas, release the gas!” Please, put this island out of its misery.  Folks, we have our new “ping pong episode” for this season.  The tide has rolled out and a new lower water mark has been set.  The only mystery left is, how will anyone possible be able to defend this heaping pile of a show any more?  I actually feel physically violated by how bad that episode sucked.

On the suck-o-meter this one is a staggering 9.9!

Written by Tyler on March 7th, 2008 with 236 comments.
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