Comments on: The sun doesn’t rise http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/ Why the ABC TV show Lost sucks Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:12:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Lostfanboy http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-49292 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:47:02 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-49292 You people complain because you have no attenion spans. Why watch the show if you don't like it? You people complain because you have no attenion spans. Why watch the show if you don’t like it?

]]> by: frank n stein http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47240 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:31:07 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47240 When will that FAT FUCK HURLEY DIE?????? Wish he chocked on a Pizza will giving head to Juilliana. When will that FAT FUCK HURLEY DIE??????

Wish he chocked on a Pizza will giving head to Juilliana.

]]> by: artistformerlyknownasKellogg/scuttles http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47002 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:26:21 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47002 It was funny as hell when they delivered the pizza. Hurley sees that it doesnt have any pepperoni and sends Desmond back in time to get it made corectly. Then when Gilligan causes the life raft to sink I almost tossed my cookies laughing. Michale is doing a really good job mopping the floors of the boat. The black chik on the boat is kinda hot too. I was however surprised when Ben got eaten by the Polar Bears when he went to take a shit. It was funny as hell when they delivered the pizza. Hurley sees that it doesnt have any pepperoni and sends Desmond back in time to get it made corectly. Then when Gilligan causes the life raft to sink I almost tossed my cookies laughing. Michale is doing a really good job mopping the floors of the boat. The black chik on the boat is kinda hot too. I was however surprised when Ben got eaten by the Polar Bears when he went to take a shit.

]]> by: frank n stein http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47001 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:25:07 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-47001 JJ Abrams should be brought up on charges. What garbage. And there is nothing COMPLEX about this show. It's written by a bunch of second stringers from THE PARKING LOT, you PEOPLE!!!!!!! What is more surprising, is that everyone here continues to watch this CRAP. That is, except for the chap who just posted. I'd like everyone here to stop watching this garbage right now. That's right. Just stop. It seems the webmaster is hooked, so let's let HIM waste HIS time devoting God only knows how much time, energy, fancy graphics etc etc to this lame-ass Hollywood PAP for the masses. Think about it. Those FUCKING BASTARDS are getting rich off all this attention. And THEN it goes into syndication (reruns) FOREVER. FOREVER LOST. What Crappy programming we have been led into? Since we don't have the BALLS to boycott the Iraq war, let's all Boycott ABC and all their SHIT PROGRAMMING RIGHT NOW. I would rate this entire program (except for the first episode) 110% on the Shitometer. Why haven't you completely shit canned this TURKEY Mr. Webmaster? Huh??? Your constituents who support you want to know. JJ Abrams should be brought up on charges. What garbage. And there is nothing COMPLEX about this show. It’s written by a bunch of second stringers from THE PARKING LOT, you PEOPLE!!!!!!!

What is more surprising, is that everyone here continues to watch this CRAP. That is, except for the chap who just posted. I’d like everyone here to stop watching this garbage right now. That’s right. Just stop. It seems the webmaster is hooked, so let’s let HIM waste HIS time devoting God only knows how much time, energy, fancy graphics etc etc to this lame-ass Hollywood PAP for the masses.

Think about it. Those FUCKING BASTARDS are getting rich off all this attention. And THEN it goes into syndication (reruns) FOREVER.

FOREVER LOST.

What Crappy programming we have been led into? Since we don’t have the BALLS to boycott the Iraq war, let’s all Boycott ABC and all their SHIT PROGRAMMING RIGHT NOW.

I would rate this entire program (except for the first episode) 110% on the Shitometer.

Why haven’t you completely shit canned this TURKEY Mr. Webmaster? Huh??? Your constituents who support you want to know.

]]> by: iHateTheTViHateThePresident http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46989 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:09:54 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46989 I was gonna say something like, ‘man I haven’t seen Claire in awhile, I hope she’s finally dead,’ but then I realized she was in this last episode with the only realistic and reasonable dialogue, mainly because it consisted of telling another character how retarded and unrealistic he’s behaving. (on second thought, don’t die Claire) However it does make me think again how the writers have seemed to abandon following through with one of the main themes of the show, fate vs. free will (ok, i know i might be reaching and projecting with giving this show overarching themes but whatev) and whether they both exist and in what type of harmonious balance. The whole thing with the numbers, how all the characters were somehow linked in at least semi-profound ways prior to boarding the plane, how Locke and some others declaring things were meant to be against protest, etc… And now, fuck all that. Some might think there has been follow through due to desmond’s time traveling and Jack’s insistence that they never were meant to leave, but that’s not building on the idea, it’s just rehashing the same idea and just leaving it out there with no follow through. (Think of the Desmond getting unstuck episode to ’swell now everything is back to normal!’ Don’t you think a serious conversation about the nature of things {with Sayid, a surely educated and capable enough conversationalist on such matters} was in order after that little ordeal?!?) I was gonna say something like, ‘man I haven’t seen Claire in awhile, I hope she’s finally dead,’ but then I realized she was in this last episode with the only realistic and reasonable dialogue, mainly because it consisted of telling another character how retarded and unrealistic he’s behaving. (on second thought, don’t die Claire)

However it does make me think again how the writers have seemed to abandon following through with one of the main themes of the show, fate vs. free will (ok, i know i might be reaching and projecting with giving this show overarching themes but whatev) and whether they both exist and in what type of harmonious balance. The whole thing with the numbers, how all the characters were somehow linked in at least semi-profound ways prior to boarding the plane, how Locke and some others declaring things were meant to be against protest, etc… And now, fuck all that.

Some might think there has been follow through due to desmond’s time traveling and Jack’s insistence that they never were meant to leave, but that’s not building on the idea, it’s just rehashing the same idea and just leaving it out there with no follow through. (Think of the Desmond getting unstuck episode to ’swell now everything is back to normal!’ Don’t you think a serious conversation about the nature of things {with Sayid, a surely educated and capable enough conversationalist on such matters} was in order after that little ordeal?!?)

]]> by: iHateTheTViHateThePresident http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46988 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:09:17 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46988 I was gonna say something like, 'man I haven't seen Claire in awhile, I hope she's finally dead,' but then I realized she was in this last episode with the only realistic and reasonable dialogue, mainly because it consisted of telling another character how retarded and unrealistic he's behaving. (on second thought, don't die Claire) However it does make me think again how the writers have seemed to abandon following through with one of the main themes of the show, fate vs. free will (ok, i know i might be reaching and projecting with giving this show overarching themes but whatev) and whether they both exist and in what type of harmonious balance. The whole thing with the numbers, how all the characters were somehow linked in at least semi-profound ways prior to boarding the plane, how Locke and some others declaring things were meant to be against protest, etc... And now, fuck all that. Some might think there has been follow through due to desmond's time traveling and Jack's insistence that they never were meant to leave, but that's not building on the idea, it's just rehashing the same idea and just leaving it out there with no follow through. (Think of the Desmond getting unstuck episode to 'swell now everything is back to normal!' Don't you think a serious conversation about the nature of things {with Sayid, a surely educated and capable enough conversationalist on such matters} was in order after that little ordeal?!?) I was gonna say something like, ‘man I haven’t seen Claire in awhile, I hope she’s finally dead,’ but then I realized she was in this last episode with the only realistic and reasonable dialogue, mainly because it consisted of telling another character how retarded and unrealistic he’s behaving. (on second thought, don’t die Claire)

However it does make me think again how the writers have seemed to abandon following through with one of the main themes of the show, fate vs. free will (ok, i know i might be reaching and projecting with giving this show overarching themes but whatev) and whether they both exist and in what type of harmonious balance. The whole thing with the numbers, how all the characters were somehow linked in at least semi-profound ways prior to boarding the plane, how Locke and some others declaring things were meant to be against protest, etc… And now, fuck all that.

Some might think there has been follow through due to desmond’s time traveling and Jack’s insistence that they never were meant to leave, but that’s not building on the idea, it’s just rehashing the same idea and just leaving it out there with no follow through. (Think of the Desmond getting unstuck episode to ’swell now everything is back to normal!’ Don’t you think a serious conversation about the nature of things {with Sayid, a surely educated and capable enough conversationalist on such matters} was in order after that little ordeal?!?)

]]> by: iHateTheTViHateThePresident http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46987 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:42:43 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46987 That's bullshit, they easily could've tied him in and gave him a speaking role for his troubles. Like, he grinds a wave so gnarly that it caused a tear in the fabric of space-time into which he fell and got deposited on the island. He could be the pro-active hip young urban comic relief, like Poochy from the simpsons. That’s bullshit, they easily could’ve tied him in and gave him a speaking role for his troubles. Like, he grinds a wave so gnarly that it caused a tear in the fabric of space-time into which he fell and got deposited on the island. He could be the pro-active hip young urban comic relief, like Poochy from the simpsons.

]]> by: Artistformerlyknownaskellogg/scuttles http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46984 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:56:39 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46984 NO. this is no longer a TV show. This is a mission. This is a scientific experiment. Tonight I start a new tradition. During the viewing of LOST I shall wear my gas mask and Mickey Mouse ears. I will cover my hands with socks and eat chocolate bars during every commercial break. Everytime Locke appears on screen I will have my assistant insert a pickle into my ear. Everytime someone points a gun I will bathe my feet in mashed pumpkin. This is how it will be in the generations to come. those of us who will be the true survivors of LOST. Live long and prosper, nanoo nanoo. NO. this is no longer a TV show. This is a mission. This is a scientific experiment. Tonight I start a new tradition. During the viewing of LOST I shall wear my gas mask and Mickey Mouse ears. I will cover my hands with socks and eat chocolate bars during every commercial break. Everytime Locke appears on screen I will have my assistant insert a pickle into my ear. Everytime someone points a gun I will bathe my feet in mashed pumpkin. This is how it will be in the generations to come. those of us who will be the true survivors of LOST. Live long and prosper, nanoo nanoo.

]]> by: Lmeister http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46952 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:19:19 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46952 I feel compelled if for no other reason than my own catharsis, to write my feelings as we now approach another yack-fest episode of the once-great show, Lost. It occurred to me on my drive into work this morning that the show was on tonight-almost as a complete after-thought. I began to reflect on how I once anticipated the show each week with a kind of excitement on what cool thing would happen next. Now, I yawn and wonder if I should keep painting my daughter’s room tonight, or take a break to watch. Gone are the days of wonder and eagerness. Its almost not even worth talking about the show sucking anymore. I mean, it was great when the board here were the elite, free-thinkers (that we still are, of course). But now, the show so OBVIOUSLY sucks that even complete morons should be able to determine this conclusion (except for, apparently, Condor et al). So, as the evening approaches I will probably, reluctantly put down my paint brush and settle in, only to regret it later. Sigh…. What has happened to this show? Thanks for letting me vent I feel compelled if for no other reason than my own catharsis, to write my feelings as we now approach another yack-fest episode of the once-great show, Lost.

It occurred to me on my drive into work this morning that the show was on tonight-almost as a complete after-thought. I began to reflect on how I once anticipated the show each week with a kind of excitement on what cool thing would happen next. Now, I yawn and wonder if I should keep painting my daughter’s room tonight, or take a break to watch. Gone are the days of wonder and eagerness.

Its almost not even worth talking about the show sucking anymore. I mean, it was great when the board here were the elite, free-thinkers (that we still are, of course). But now, the show so OBVIOUSLY sucks that even complete morons should be able to determine this conclusion (except for, apparently, Condor et al). So, as the evening approaches I will probably, reluctantly put down my paint brush and settle in, only to regret it later.

Sigh…. What has happened to this show? Thanks for letting me vent

]]> by: Stickman http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46923 Thu, 20 Mar 2008 05:25:37 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2008/03/14/the-sun-doesnt-rise/#comment-46923 Yes, I was astonished by Preevyet this week as well. He's been on our side for years. Are we sure it was really Preev? Maybe one of this years trolls using his name...can we do an IP check on that one. Maybe he took a rifle butt to the head during his recent training. Yes, I was astonished by Preevyet this week as well. He’s been on our side for years. Are we sure it was really Preev? Maybe one of this years trolls using his name…can we do an IP check on that one.

Maybe he took a rifle butt to the head during his recent training.

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