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I missed Lost tonite, discuss amongst yourselves please. I’ll catch it online later.
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LaFleur ended where 316 ended. By the way, this episode has been hyped as “the one you can’t miss”. Did anyone really fall for that?
“the one you can’t miss”?
They mean that all the other episodes we can miss?
I guess so, boss. Like someone else said, you can always watch the “previously on Lost” next week then watch Life or whatever.
Lost would be so much better if they added a laugh track.
that would make it a lot more enjoyable. Can you imagine the last scene when Sawyer sees Kate and the track does that “ooooooohhhh” sound from those old sitcoms.
That old “wup wup wuuuup” trombone sound from old cartoons would be much better than that lost sound effect they use before each commercial break.
Must add reward challenges and a panel of 3 judges. A dance-off would be good too. That Shit Sue guy needs to shed some weight.
This was a pointless episode. Stall. Filler.
It was on at 7:00pm in my area.
Are you guys serious?
I can’t believe this website has been going on since 2006!
What are your favorite shows if you hate Lost soooo much?
And plus there are regulars to this site to complain and fuss over how bad of a show this is?
And it is REALLY funny how all of you actually watch the show because you come back EVERY week to talk about how stupid it is?
You would probably get more respect if you didnt know everthing about the show!
what the “regulars” here don’t realize is that roughly 50 percent of the posts here are from people trolling them for being retards. but they don’t care, because they are busy feasting on their superiority complexes!
Hahahahahahahahaha!! Trolls respond to trolls here because they can’t get attention anywhere else.
Funny trolls.
Oh. Ok.
“Can’t get attention anywhere else”?
Ok you guys remember that and watch the season finale of Lost.
Then tell me I can’t get attention anywhere else.
Flyin in to Honolulu tomorrow.
See you guys!
The reason people come on here and complain is because they have been deceived. The first two seasons were really cool but required you to suspend your disbelief. You had to have faith that the writers had answers and a plan for the show. Then the show went downhill from there. And now it is just insane with so many plot holes, and its obvious that the writers had no idea where they were taking the show. So we watch it because we have already invested too much to not find out what is going on. But the show makes us mad because it is has just gotten crazy stupid.
Ya I mean I actually had faith in the show at first. Eventually I started wanting sensible answers to what the fuck is going on. Unfortunately I am unenthusiastically still around trying to piece together some small tidbits of anything logical…
I guess we were all just in love with the show at first and are bitter that it SUCKKKKKKSssss now but idk, I wish it would actually get better. Just saying.
I was the same… dragged along by the first series, waiting expectantly for an explanation… nothing.
Very much like the old 70’s mystery shows like The Prisoner. Whathafuq?
But…. I KNOW THE TRUTH.
We ARE the losties.. we have been secretly turned into islanders, typing in the code periodically to prevent the world from blowing up. Or rather, tuning into a ridiculous show each week in a misplaced belief that by missing an episode, we might actually miss the point.
Turns out that the best and most entertaining thing about the show is this very thread.
Or possibly reading the comments from the weirdo in the lost ‘fan’ blogs. All very amusing.
I think exactly like ‘lost their marbles’, the show is a real dissapointment (-at least with heroes you know it’s going to be lame after just 3/4 episodes of not being sure-).
With Lost we really thought that it was something different, like an old twilight zone kind of mystery, but it just started to go everywhere and nowhere with season 3 and the writer clearly didn’t know where they were going… Now most of writers and producers have left the show, they’re just trying to fill up until they find a lame conclusion to finally set people free from what will be remembered for the best way to destroy a strong ploted serie and turn it into ‘the bold and the beautiful’ …. And please why don’t they stop with the ’scary/suspens’ music !!!! they use it so often now it doesn’t make any sense anymore… it almost always in the background with volume going up every time they swith scene :/
Umm…title of this Blog suggests slander of a worthy sitcom.
I was hoping for something fun like, whole page content, “STOP WATCHING AND SUPPORTING THIS GARBAGE!”
The wife just decided to rent the box set? for, I suppose the first season, from the library. We have it on currently, second part of the wasted 14million+$ pilot series, and I want to head back to burn the place down for having this near the literature.
Death to waste…LOST! = reasons for cancelling cable.
Well, I’m young, which also means I’m stupid, but I thought that this episode wasn’t too bad. I kind of liked it. That being said, I wish that Richard and Sawyer had battled to the death with lightsabers and rubber chickens. I think that this would have effectively added some spice to the show while simultaneously displaying certain doom and sandwiches. Which leads me to my next question: was that statue Egyptian or something? From the back it looked like some kind of Pharaoh. That is silly. No, but seriously, when the characters travel through time, what exactly goes with them? Does whatever they are touching, such as clothing, only go with them, or is there some kind of rule? Does the air that they are touching travel with them through time, or just matter in solid form? I guess it’s a stupid question but if someone might know the answer please let me know. Thanks.
Yeah…I guess “whatever is on them or whatever they are touching” goes with the time travelers. I know…it doesn’t make sense. There is no reason WHY this occurs…just that the Lost writers introduced a lame plot device (time travel) and made us suffer for half a season. Hopefully time traveling is done for now and we can “enjoy” more of the “love square” Lost has presented for us.
Other than that at least the show was unpredictable at times.
“I wish that Richard and Sawyer had battled to the death with lightsabers and rubber chickens.”
LOL.
Well done.
Who cares about that stupid statue! Just another “mystery” that in most likelihood goes by unanswered.
And the fact that the “statue” was just a bit of lame-ass CGI now puts Lost on the same level as those awful SciFi Channel original movies.
Congratulations Lost.
Not Egyptian, but close. It’s most likely from the Archaic period of Greek art, whose sculptures were influenced by Egyptian art in terms of the rigidness (Notice the straight arms, etc.) It is similar to the Kouros sculptures. However, Lost knows nothing about this so….
Dude,
Why are you even indulging him?
The site is called Why Lost Sucks. Let’s get on it.
So the writers in all their brilliance decided to open up another love story…combining the Sawyer/Kate/Jack love triange with the Juliet/Jack/Kate love triangle to now have a Sawyer/Kate/Jack/Juliet love “square” that will include more episodes of mixed feelings for our characters. Great…just what I want to watch. I propose Jack and Sawyer flip a coin to see who gets who.
Of course we don’t see HOW Sawyer/Juliet/Jin became a part of Dharma. They just stay there and are accepted? Did the sub blow up again? Wouldn’t suprise me…when the writers can’t think of a new plot device they rehash old ideas…think of Jin floating back to shore after a boat blowing up.
I did like how Miles addressed the jungle treks. He asked Sawyer if they were gonna just trek back to the beach and back through the jungle forever. But luckily for the group and the audiece Sawyer’s group ran into the hostiles so the plot could be advanced…if ever so slowly.
More gun cocks as well. Can’t say I’m surprised.
This episode didn’t add anything to the story other than to please the teenage fans by bringing back the love trapezoid. I thought to myself about who would really give a damn about who ended up with who because the characters are so unlikeable that it’s hard to focus on them. I see however that Lost fans are going nuts over the whole ’skate’ and ‘jate’ shite all over again. Yeah so much for Lost being a “highly intellectual” show… nothing more than a daytime soap with some rifles thrown in.
I mean the whole build up with Sawyer and Juliet made it so predictable that Kate would show up in the last minute and throw a wrench at his loins. It’s pretty obvious now that the writers just toss in any garbage in each episode just so they can have the little moment of suspense in the last minute to end the show on.
Once again more characters and more backstory to make fans ponder over. Another birth scene thrown in too. Another wasted hour.
Yeah, Jackie Chan is now my favorite charecter…
Jackie Chan: “You people only have two plans… Go to the beach and then hike to the station and when that doesn’t work it’s back to the beach again.”
Voice from “The Dukes Of Hazzard”: “And with that line Jackie Chan summed up the last four seasons… But THEN… Ahhh screw this crap, I’m gonna go get drunk. The end.”
“Of course we don’t see HOW Sawyer/Juliet/Jin became a part of Dharma. They just stay there and are accepted?”
They’re saving that breathtaking plot development, whose outcome is already known, for next week! You can’t miss it!
Or maybe they won’t ever bother with that.
Unfortunately, another passable episode. The show is actually at an interesting point in the plot, but that doesn’t change the fact that the writers completely BS’d their way there. Touche, ABC.
well said
This epi is a 9.8 in my suck-o-meter. Juliet not looking grimey like usual and showing off the twins a bit saved it from being a perfect 10.
It was a bit too much Juliet for one episode. I did wonder who that dude spooning with Sawyer was until I realized it was ms botox.
Ha!
Shut the fuck up.
Ha!!!
This is my first post here. I was hoping tonight’s episode was just a bad joke on the writer’s part. So… the losties are stuck back in the time of Dharma circa 70s?? And they now work for Dharma?? Why? And Sawyer gave himself a fake name and is now called Jim??Why? And Sawyer/Juliette are a couple?? Why? And we’re watching the birth of a baby we don’t know, they’re adding more characters we don’t know, or care about…..whyyyyyyyyyyy??….I don’t know how much more of this I can take!!
So I guess the main thrust of the show is to manipulate the losties back in time to save Dharma from ever being destroyed by Ben and his merry band of others?? I guess now the losties will now have to choose sides…Dharma vs Others?? The other WAR that Widmore mentioned. Good god, Darlton MUST be trying to get this show cancelled so they can move on to other projects!! They really should never be allowed to work in Hollywood again!!
I saw the Sawyer/Juliet pairing a mile away. More specifically, the S4 finale with Juliet’s lascivious stare on a wet and shirtless Sawyer as he heads for dry land. This, despite the more pressing predicament about the freighter exploding.
Same here.
Also, what bonehed didn’t realize what the phone call to Sawyer, which he doesn’t explain to Juliet to save the “suspense” was about?
First episode with that much Sawyer or Juliet in it that I didn’t feel nauseated watching. The two of them had more chemistry together in one episode than Jake or Kate have had with any characters in four and a half seasons. Combined.
Of course it was only temporary and the nausea returned. The writers haven’t forgotten what LOST is all about. It’s DEAR ABBY for television.
Dear Abby…
…I knew a girl once but I didn’t tell her how I felt…
…A friend of mine likes to blow things up…
…A guy I know is always walking back and forth through the jungle…
…It’s like my friends are all stuck in the 1970’s…
…A baby was born today and no one cared…
…I’ve worked at this place for three years and still don’t know what we do…
…Our neighbor installed a sonic fence. Do you think he’s trying to tell us something?
…I’m sleeping with a woman who used to keep me locked up in a cage…
I used to dislike it when new characters were added at the expense of the story, but the way they’re telling the story sucks, so it doesn’t really matter.
Haha your point about Sawyer not knowing what’s going on after three years of working there might be the best point I’ve heard on this website.
Do you think Jack is going to leave his suit on for the rest of the series? I mean you’re on a fucking island traveling through time, who’s he trying to impress? I know they said the conditions should be similar to get back on the island. I get that, but I also think that now that they’re back on the island he could loosen his tie up without much backlash. Now I realize that I’m just nitpicking so nobody needs to remind me but I’ve just grown to dislike all the characters so much on the show that I can’t help myself. I mean who are we even supposed to be pulling for? It’s like when famous athletes go back to their old shitty neighborhoods after they’ve made it and get robbed. I don’t feel sorry for them. I think they’re stupid for doing so. The same applies to lost. I don’t care what happens to them now because I think it was completely stupid to go back to the island after you safely got away.
Yeah, what a bunch of morons.
They should have just told the entire world about the island and got the rest of the survivors off of it.
I wouldn’t go back to that shit, and even if I did, It certaintly would’ve taken more persuading then some old lady saying, “God help us all.”
Not to mention, that old bitch had a whole shitload of information about the island and how it was found in the first. “Why don’t you fucking tell us WHY we should go back; Why the fuck should we risk our lives AGAIN?!?”
fuck this show
i’d like to congratulate everyone’s post on sucking again. way to go!
As is the case with any episode that is actually pretty good, you fags literally start drooling in anticipation of ripping on it. Your posts, as usual, suck, but you fuckwits will probably have a great time high-fiving each other and fingering your assholes over your perceived wittiness. I look forward to the day you all kill yourselves.
oh boo hoo, little troll sad that people don’t like his favorite show. He lash out a mean people, he get even with them with his cunning wit.
Moron.
i could randomly strike the keyboard with my testicles and come up with something infinitely more clever than anything you or your wife could come up with. please go play in the shallow end of the pool. you’re out of your fucking league.
Please do continue striking your keyboard with your testicles.
That will reduce your chances of reproducing.
Dude…no offense, but if you’re going to try and defend me from the troll, could you do it without sounding dumber than him?
Dude…no offense but…bite me!
I did not write the above comment about the defense, careful for falling for gay trolls. I do not write rude comments about anyone for no reason.
I figured that’s what happened.
What happened to the family friendly environment here? Why are you all picking on the Meisters? What has happened since I’ve been gone? Marvin, I’m assuming you are a greasy faced adolescent who probably has posters of Fall Out Boy on his wall, when you actually reach puberty and that voice breaks, then you might be able to better tell someone off. If, on the off chance you are older, then change that to not quite a man living in his mom’s basement with Avenged Sevenfold posters. Either way, mentioning your balls (balls that haven’t felt a woman’s touch since your mom wiped your ass) is very infantile and indicates just how immature you really are. I think you are out of your league, Lost lover, so go jerk off to your pictures of Kate and post on a site that cares about your wit or more appropriately lack thereof. Go ahead and bash back at me, I face real danger everyday here in Iraq fighting for your peace, but the fact of what I do gives you the right and privilege to freely say what you want.
CPT Preevyet on duty in Iraq
your post is fucking asinine. you guys sit around and talk about Lost cliches all the time, yet your entire post is a giant cliche.
basement dwellers? assuming someone hasn’t hit puberty yet? bizarrely throwing out the possibility that someone is unable to fuck chicks because he trolls a message board frequented by retards? real clever post, hoser.
by the way, while it’s absolutely swell that you’re in iraq, stop bringing it up all the fucking time. you’re not impressing anyone.
“while it’s absolutely swell that you’re in iraq, stop bringing it up all the fucking time. ”
Why do you hate America?
that was a dumb fucking response, dude clearly doesn’t hate america and is targeting the poster, idiot. lost my interest clearly voted for bush
Then sign up and get your sorry ass over here. Or will mommy let you? Yeah, I’m in Iraq, deal with it. What is your greatest accomplishment, employee of the month at KFC?
“…a message board frequented by retards” Uhh, guess what, retard?
BTW, you might want to look up the definition of asinine, your post is exactly that.
CPT Preevyet on duty in IRAQ!!
Hi Preev. The Mrs. doesn’t post here anymore since there are so many dickheads. I still post from time to time, you just have to ignore the jackass trolls. Its great to hear from you. We are praying for you.
Am I even supposed to care anymore?
This show has dragged on for so long now that I don’t like the vast majority of characters. Is Jack gonna end up with Kate? Is Sawyer gonna stay with the blonde chick? The answer: I don’t give a shit. There was a time when I thought Sawyer was hands down the best character on the show but over the last two seasons he’s just gotten old. I can’t stand listening to him talk in a voice that makes him sound like he’s a dubbing for Christian Bale in the Dark Knight. Nobody talks with their voice at that level for extended periods of time unless you’re wearing a bat suit. On top of that why the fuck would Sawyer stay on the island if he was in love with the blonde chick and over Kate?
If someone where to tell me that I could hop on a submarine which would take me back to 1974 I’d be the first guy signing up. Especially Sawyer, he calls himself a con man? How about you get off the stupid island and go place some bets, listen to Earth Wind & Fire, take some drugs, bang some chicks raw dog without the fear of disease, and enjoy the 70s in all their greatness. But no Sawyer has gone soft like the rest of the stupid cast. Even Jin is becoming hard to watch because they have yet to explain why he speaks better english than most of us. I’m pretty sure Rosetta Stone wasn’t created until the 2000s. The only guy I’m still pulling for is Desmond, brother. He’s been the man from start to finish and acts like a normal human being would. I’m begging the lost writers to not fumble the last character I actually still give a shit about in the fourth quarter. I’m clinging to him because if all the other characters died next episode it wouldn’t even bother me at this point.
Yes people cannot learn another language it is a huge mystery they need to explain how do people do this I don’t even
Didn’t say it was impossible deusche bag. However, Jin’s wife took lessons for an extended period of time to learn English. She should get a refund since it took Jin about ten minutes on the island to master it.
Three years in fact.
“douche bag”.
That’s the least of Lost’s worries. Maybe “LaFleur” can learn french before somebody realizes how absurd it is that he speaks with a southern accent. No big deal though, let’s make the sketchiest guy we can find the head of security with no apparent background check. I mean they’re only conducting top secret experiments on the island why bother looking into him a bit before putting him in charge.
Let’s see you come up with an explanation for that one?
Blow me microsoft.
haha. dont feed the troll guys. im reading this blog, and its hard to believe that anyone actually believes this guy. lost is a masterpiece, really. oh then again we have shows like life on mars, two and a half men, and desperate housewifes, i forgot about those. THOSE are the masterpieces
hmm on second thought, maybe u guys can feed this troll until he dies. have fun!
I liked the Jackie Chan’s line after the last flash, the one going like “this time it was different… like a earthquake”. I mean, it made no sense whatsoever to say what was painfully obvious (literally) to the others, but at least he told us, the viewers, what was really going on, and that deserves a pat on the shoulder.
The air around them DOES NOT travel through time also. They have to get new air every time they change dimensions and its a bitch. Another small technical issue is that if they have changed the past then the future they came from wouldnt exist. Sawyer and crew didnt know where they were at in “time” but Jack and Co. with the help of a magical plane ride and Locke’s special shoes were able to materialize almost directly in front of “Dharma Jin” from the past. and I watch this shit every week.
Where are Rose & Bernard? Still wandering around, 3 years later? And I guess there weren’t any smart Black folks back in the 70s because I did not see a single one at Dharmothertown.
Let me take that back – the Black folks ARE smarter because they know better than to get involved with any of these dumbasses.
And I guess having Charlotte disappear conveniently answers the question of what happened to the children from 2006. Since they weren’t born yet, they just disappeared. Nice save there Demon & Curse. Except not.
I do admit I like Sawyer with Ms. Botox way better than with Kate’s whiny, non-badass. It was funny that S&J have been happy while Dumb & Dumber Jack & Kate have been miserable. Sucks to be them.
please feel free to go back to television without pity, loser.
Get back under your bridge, troll. You have no powers here.
I am actually deathly afraid of trolls.
Previously on Lost
New mysteries!!!
Why is Sawyer so emotionally vested in Finding Locke whom he didn’t seem to like very much last week (in the show’s timeline…3 years ago in ours)?
Wouldn’t Percy from the Green Mile believe that they are time travelers since Dharma’s on the island to “discover” time travel anyway?
Why was the porcupine mutant from X-Men 3 the only one to notice that all they do is walk back and forth to the beach?
How do you bury two guys in twenty minutes and come out with your hands and clothes spotless without any digging tools?
Does Richard wear the same eyeliner as mayor of Gotham City?
How does one manage to slip in brightly colored ear plugs without four people noticing when they are all staring directly at you?
LOST
dude, your post sucked
“Why is Sawyer so emotionally vested in Finding Locke whom he didn’t seem to like very much last week?”
I was asking the exact same question during that scene. I think the writers just come up with a particular type of scene that has worked in the past – in this case one similar to the “keep doing CPR on a loved one even though it’s futile until someone drags you off crying” scene. (see Jack/Boone.) – and decide to throw it in again, coherence be damned. Who cares if Sawyer hates Locke, or if the entire point was for Locke to go down the well and not come back – that scene is money!
Actually, they probably have like a wheel of scenes in their office that they spin when they run out of ideas.
“Actually, they probably have like a wheel of scenes in their office that they spin when they run out of ideas.”
Heh, or manatees that pick balls out of a tank
Apparently, the sonic fence in previous seasons fries your brain and makes you bleed from every orifice and froth at the mouth. Now, apparently, all you need to circumvent it is a pair of ear plugs. Also, if you happen to walk thru without this incredible technology, you simply pass out.
Well she did to something at the control panel. Perhaps she set it to a lower, non-lethal setting. Also, if you remember, Mikhail didn’t die in the fence.
Please, please don’t use Patchy as an example of not dying. The dude was HARPOONED and didn’t die. Give me a break.
I didn’t get the magical ear plugs bit either. Wait they must be special Dharma initiative ear plugs that some how block out the sonic waves. Why didn’t they just put their fingers in their ears?
“How does one manage to slip in brightly colored ear plugs without four people noticing when they are all staring directly at you?”
Hehe, I found that odd too.
What the fuck? Three years passed for Sawyer and the rest? A stranger wanders in Dharma land and gets the “Head of security” rank? What the fuck?
And where the fuck are Rose and Bernard and thew stupid dog?
Once again you fools fail to see the underlying beauty of the show.
Dude I kill you! What the fuck!
Whenever you see Elizabeth Sarnoff as one of the writers you can expect lots and lots of the same tired soap opera shit that she used to peddle on Crossing Jordan.
I don’t know if this was the worst episode of the season, but it was close. More gun-cocking? Check. More new characters? Check. A birthing scene? Check. The return of the love quadrangle? Check.
And that final scene where Sawyer and Kate “reunite” with their patented thousand-yard-stares? Whoop-de-frickin-doo.
Thanks to the upthread poster for pointing out that the creepy new Dharma guy was Percy in The Freen Mile. I knew he looked familiar, but I guess I couldn’t place him since he’s really porked up.
It’s the Green Mile moron. And your post sucked.
Amen to that. Wow, yet another complaint about “gun-cocking.” Really insightful. Please seriously consider shooting yourself in the face.
Fuck off freddy. I don’t need help from douchebags like you.
Blow me, fake Harold.
Hah! Trolls fighting Trolls! You boys make sure to turn off the light in the basement when you’re done.
that was a pretty dumb response.
New Dharma guy was a previously introduced character.
Doesn’t Juliette know anything about ‘the others’ that is worth sharing? But only on Lost, you can spend months and years with someone, and not ask them what any normal person would. You remember how Sawyer asked her how old was Richard and she said ‘old’ and that’s it?
Is that how their relationship goes?
I imagine the first time they had sex:
Sawyer (S) : …So we’re finally naked, let me see you… hey I see that you didn’t have sex for a long time, is that?…
Juliette (J) : Mold.
S: Let me brush it off, here we go; how about some foreplay, you want me to stick my fingers in you? here we go… how does it feel?
J: Cold.
S: O.k. ‘nough with that, let me enter, oh yes, oh yes, say Juliette, what happened to your apartment in the states?
J: Sold
S: You know, I like to play poker while I do it, it’s fun… o.k. I raise you a hundred, what’s your move?
J: Fold.
S: oops my penis went limp, you need to resuscitate it, you know what to do?
J: Hold?
S: Yes, hold it and kiss it back to life. Oh yeah that’s it. let’s continue… …oh yeah oh yeah I’m coming… That was great. say Juliette, if there was a competition between all the guys that fucked you, what medal would I get?
J: Gold.
That was good, but you needed to throw in some blank and pouty stares in between there.
Ahahahah now I remember why I became a regular on this site. Fantastic.
if laughing at high school dreck is the reason you became a regular to this site, you should probably consider suicide.
Another hour wasted…
So can somebody explain to me how Jin is able to make a phone call to Sawyer about the returned O3 since he (Jin) is still hanging around with the guys in his cool Dharma van? Is he Cannon? Does he have a first-generation operator-assisted mobile phone wired into the dashboard?
If Rose and Bernard ever return I’m calling a major foul. And if they do return, the writers will just have them say something stupid like “we hiked over that rise to pick some fruit. For three years.”
L – O – S – T S – U – C – K – S
Rose and Bernard are kept by Richard as sex slaves.
so of course when they return they’ll lie about it, what’d ya want them to say? we were anally raped by a bisexual Zombie?
and they didn’t pick some fruit – some fruit picked them.
Oddly enough, that would make sense on this show.
Ha! Cannon, Mannix, and Kojack combined didn’t have as much gun-cocking as Lost.
Dude, this show makes me feel lost. Get it, Lost!
YIPEE more new characters!
Hmm I wonder what the new baby’s name is – John? or maybe Richard – oops lets save that twist for later, no sense in naming a baby when its born.
I wonder why they won’t show me what the name on Miles uniform is – I bet its Candle or whatever the hell the other Asian guy’s name is – you guys are too clever for me.
Hmmm that thing with the well where Locke falls down go boom – didnt we already see that scene but the rope was just going into the dirt? oh wait now there’s a well. Huh? what the eff is going on.
Hey look a statue – don’t show its face – that’s more twist for later.
Horace is a drunken fat bastard – I wouldn’t let him lead shit – he was much better in that new Punisher flick maybe he should eat someone’s face.
Hmmm if that fence doesn’t stop Richard or “us” then what the fuck good is it?
Hey I saw you just pull something out of that box on the fence – WAIT I SAW THAT! Nobody else saw that? Ok nevermind lets all cross the fence line together. DARN YA GOT US …. ALL!
Hmmm reclusive scientific socio-biological-experiments on a remote island – Fuck it who needs doctors!? I betcha they have vets for the polar bears though.
The chick with the brownies is hot.
This show is garbage – are we still at in Iraq?
That pretty much sums up the whole episode in a neat little package.
btw how did Juliet manage to learn auto repair so quickly?
Yeah, that was great too. Let’s see, where will a baby doctor fit in….. I know, let her do oil changes!
JJ Abrams should make a gameshow where they just ask trivia questions. No answers – just questions – and then cock some guns.
brilliant
Sawyer is awesome he can see Richard’s eyeliner from 20 yards but can’t see this check putting in ear plugs two feet away from him.
Hey I thought Miles talked to the dead – maybe Paul was a mute?
Awww Daniel lost his mind – that sucks I used to count on him being smart and honest about the plot – so much for that! Wait why were you in love with Charlotte? Did you guys ever date, no? it damn sure ain’t for her looks.
Great Jin speaks english – I guess somebody taught him, somebody who apparently knew Chinese. Damn sure wasn’t Charlotte.
woah woah woah
Daniel being honest about the plot?
First of all, he’s only honest when someone eventually, (after much fucking around) asks him a pertinent question.
Second, he never (as with every other knoweledgable person on the island) says anything of importance. He knows way more than he lets on. Fuck all those stupid characters who are apparently “in the know.”
Ben put on that he was the fucking Albert Einstein of the island; like everyone else was an idiot for not believing him. Yet, he NEVER GAVE ANYBODY A FUCKING REASON TO!!!
Why do people buy into other people’s bullshit on this show???
So after they buried those guys with their bare hands and stick shovels, some of the dialogue between Sawyer and Dr. Botox: “Any plan is better than no plan. I just hope you come up with something better before we get there.” (Later) “Are you sure you know what you’re doing?” “No, but I’ll think of something.” That HAD to be some of the writers talking to the other writer(s) who think they have a way to bring this slow motion trainwreck to a conclusion. They could just as easily run the series finale next time as in April 2010 or whenever it’s supposed to be. Until then they’re just continuing to throw these filler paint balloons at the garage and hoping that eventually part of it will sorta kinda look like the Mona Lisa or a picture of Jesus or something to some people.
I think the whole show is an in-joke of the writers,
And ABC gave them a contract to keep that joke funny for 6 seasons.
The fanboys must have gotten stiff seeing that trailer for the upcoming movie “Knowing.” “Ohmygod! It has recurring number patterns in it! It has to be genius! I’m camping out at the theatre!!” Wonder if JJ is involved with that one too. They sure picked the right show for the ad.
yeah, fuckhead. people probably got erections from a trailer. you still getting stuffed in the locker at school?
You still getting “stuffed” in the shower room?
Reminds me of the simple display of any of the ‘numbers’ in any given episodes sends most fanboys into a mad frenzy. How gullible can these fans be?
yeah! i love it when those fanboys get all riled up! FUCK FANBOYS!
Haha – you can bet the “Lost” writing crew will be there to see if there are any ideas they can “borrow and modify.”
LaFleur? OH yea I forgot the great French explorer who speaks with a southern accent. Those two randoms made sure to wake him bc if they didn’t he might “kill us.” Really? Sawyer has apparently become so feared in his three year stint that if the workers from the dharma initiative don’t report into him then he will simply kill them. Not to mention no one was curious as to why those two “others” killed one person and were about to kill that girl. Don’t you think Sawyer could have had a legitimate beef with Richard? Na, just didn’t mention it.
LOL I liked Miles reference to how lame the trekking scenes are.
Also, did those sonic emitters just pop out of nowhere so that Juliet had to surprisedly shout for Daniel to stop?
are you fags going to mention the ratings? no?
Lost went up against a repeat of Criminal Minds and the only real competition was a new episode of Lie To Me which exactly isn’t great either. Yet Lost managed only a 10.6 compared to Lie To Me’s 10.2.
Are you sure you want to boast about that? Sorry try again next time.
WHOA! YOU TOLD HIM! GO MONKEY! YES!
I’m just kidding! I’m another troll who thinks you’re a total fucking loser whose mouth is so firmly wrapped around Tyler’s cock that it’s coming out the back of your skull.
Yep, Lost finally won the night. But now they can’t even get 11 million viewers even with a repeat of Criminal Minds. No new show next week, then massive competition from AI for the rest of the season. I’ll put the over/under for the next ep at 9.75 mil.
Suck it trolls.
Haha “Your buddy out there with the eyelniner.” Did Sawyer ever actually see Richard up close to be able to tell he’s got eyeliner?
WHOA! Awesome comment!
No need to look, Sawyer has gaydar…
Wow.
Even on his worst day, Kilgore Trout could have created a better plot than the Lost writers have.
No one cares that you’ve read Kurt Vonnegut, idiot. Stop trying to make friends. No one likes you.
But if a lost writer would have made that reference, it would be hailed as genious
Who the hell is Kurt Vonnegut?
Yup, just like with the missing children, fans of Lost will believe we’re going to get our answer regarding the meaning and origin of the big statue. However, we never will. Why? Because that train has already left the station. Since we’ve NEVER SEEN ANYONE ask about the statue, discuss it, study it, muse over its meaning and origin to this point, any answers given us from this point forth can be considered filler and phony. Again, just as no one asks about the children (because the writers don’t care about them), even if their final disposition is revealed, letting us find out about the big statue won’t prove, or mean anything now, because it’s just TOO FUCKING LATE!!!
OMG, watching online and 6 minutes in… Has the trappings of worst episode ever potential… Trying to avoid reading the thread until i’m finished…
I must’ve missed the statue, when was it?
Plus, it strikes me as more of a love rhombus than anything.
This is perfect. Everyone back together in the 70’s. Now the writers can simply explain away all of the plot holes….kids, Rose and Bernard, the rest of the Others etc. etc. etc. by just saying “Hey, were in the 70’s now and none of that ever happened”. Bet me the rest of the show is just a lead up to spinning the donkey wheel and everyone is just back at the beginning. They kill Ben vs he kills everybody and the Dharma initiative cures shingles or something and saves the world from AIDS or whatever and then they are just back at the airport. Then Bob Newhart wakes up next to his hot wife and it never happened. Or Bobby comes out of the shower.
I have tired head.
Why is the show on hiatus next week? I thought they were going to run the whole season consecutively?
Spoiler – Aaron is Richard! Suck it. Don’t ever ask me about Aaron.
Ummm… they lied perhaps? L-O-S-T T-I-M-E. OOOO! Make mystery sounds. Cue up the violinist.
Or need they need an extra week to tweak the CGI for the next episode. They are perfectionists after all… none of that cheap 1960’s special effects stuff. No sir. Top notch all the way.
Or just nothing special and what’s a skipped week here or there?
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people thought that the show was actually going to start making sense and explaining “mysteries” at some point. There must be a “white flash” coming next week that knocks the episode a week ahead in time.
So what is it exactly that the Dharma Initiative are supposed to be doing on the island? In the first few seasons we saw a bunch of hatches where it looked like they were carrying out some bad ass experiments and research, but now we see that they are just a bunch of know-nothing boobs chilling out at HQ like they’re at summer camp.
For such a secretive, know everything group, they seem to let people join them quite easily. Joe Dirt and his people show up and all of a sudden they are working for the DI, and he’s made the head of security. It’s a shame how even the writers are so confused that they can’t even keep track of their own plot and characters.
Lost is a great show. It is our favorite drinking game to play.
Try this game.
Pour a shot of you favorite liqour and a six ounce glass of beer.
Everytime a new question is asked drink the beer
Everytime a question is answered drink a shot
Everytime a question is answered with a question or not answered
drink a shot and a beer.
We are always hammered by the end of the show.
PS – Lost is best for 4/20 friendly folks.
congrats on another batch of shitty posts, losers
Go hump Rudolph.
This may have been the worst episode yet. I’m so disappointed by this show. I was a huge fan until the end of the fourth season and either because of the writer’s running out of ideas or a lack of budget it’s not only jumped the shark, it’s leaped over the whole damn ocean. If they didn’t take so long answering questions they could’ve capped this show off with the fifth season. Instead they’ve gone back to the seventies in some Quantum Leap inspired storytelling, now with bad effects. It reminds me of how much of a drop ALIA[S] was in quality for its fifth season. The effects are bad now too and everything’s just become a car crash that I just can’t stop watching.
Having said that, I wouldn’t be surprised if the baby is Ben Linus. That would make sense since he said he used to be part of the Dharma Initiative before he turned on his people. I’m placing my bets on that. There will be much filler with Sawyer/Kate/Jack/Juliette that no one other then Lost forum members will care about. In fact I think this whole season is filler, like a bridge to the sixth and final season that will barely offer any satisfying conclusions.
So if the baby is Ben, then they’ll fight the war, reversing everything that happened in the future and saving all time. Then everybody will be happy. The end.
“In fact I think this whole season is filler, like a bridge to the sixth and final season that will barely offer any satisfying conclusions.”
Even so, Entertainment Weakly will still run 25 or 30 more Lost cover stories, declare it the Greatest TV Show of All Time, publish a special limited edition keepsake edition that will Explain Everything, and then start leg-humping the next piece of shit from Abrams, Demon, and Curse.
We pay them to write hype for us.
“The ABC lot was filled with surplus WWII props and we got a heck of a deal. Just wait until the time travelling NAZI’s pop up next. Hoa! There’s gonna be gun’cocking galore.”
This season is essentially rerun old ideas mixed with lots of new filler. Going nowhere. Purposeless. Repackaged as new with some budget-strapped CGI work to tart it up. But don’t tell Entertainment Weakly that.
YOU IDIOT… WE ALREADY SAW BEN’S BACK STORY… HE WAS BORN OFF THE ISLAND. WE SAW BOTH HIS MOM AND HIS DAD, WHO ONLY GOT RECRUITED TO THE ISLAND AFTER HE COULDNT FIND WORK AFTER BEN’S MOM DIED IN CHILDBIRTH….
PLEASE…. WE GET ENOUGH STUPID THEORIES ON LOST-FORUM.COM (WHICH I STILL ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO GO OVER THERE AND SPAM). WE DON’T NEED THAT SHIT HERE.
I’ve been looking for this website for a long time. I was a huge fan of lost until 4×5, when I realized that this show will be about time travel(even though the producers denied it in s2), which is not good. I knew that it would turn into a piece of insane bullshit, and then the island moved, and lost became officialy the most ridicolous show on TV. Season 5 is a joke..last episode also sucked . to start with, this 3 years earlier, later thing is really corny. and when Botox Juli said ” I love you” I laughed so hard.
So thank you guys for this site, I will be a rgular visitor.
LOST
Hi my names Bob and I used to have a problem, like many here I used to watch Lost. At first I did it because it felt good to watch it, I liked it and each new episode was better than the last. But like any good dealer JJ Abrams started swapping out the good stuff (season 1) for less good second season. Figuring that like so many I’d be well and truly hooked he stopped caring all together and just gave me the generic, dull, boring, lame stuff (season 3). During the 4th season (by this point I had been driven to the point of insanity by endless plot devices which went nowhere) I was able to break free and I can proudly say since the end of season 4 I have not watched a single episode. My addiction cost me much (at least 50 IQ points), but now I’m on the road to recovery, friends this is a plee, stop watching Lost. Don’t worry you won’t be alone there are others just like you and together we will break the hold of Lost and JJ Abrams (who may or may not be the anti-christ).
Signed Bob founder of Lostaholics Anonymous
‘Together we can cure you’
We love you Bob.
“stop watching Lost”?
No way! Since I’ve discovered that the show is really a situation comedy I love watching it.
I almost gave up on it until I realized how damn funny it is.
HA HA HA! Good one, Lost My Interest!
Tyler, I hereby move that we create a WLS board of directors. I’d like to nominate Lost My Interest to the position of CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD! My reasoning? He is HILARRRRRRRRRRIOUS!
Lost has to be one of the best satire’s on tv. It would also explain the shoddy CG effects, cheap props, and having a guy as lame as Ben being your evil villain.
I can’t stop watching it, because it is now funny. At the beginning it was unpleasant that my fav show was ridiculous, but now it ’s pretty funny and I want to know how the show will end so that I can laugh..I hope that the end will be so bad that even the fanboys will realize what a piece of shit thhis show became.I know it won’t happen.
IF YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO PISS OFF SOME ASSHOLE LOST FANS, PLEASE GO TO LOST-FORUM.COM, REGISTER, AND THEN START BREAKING ALL OF THEIR ANAL, SELF-IMPORTANT, OVER-BEARING, NON-SENSICAL RULES… NEVER HAVE A GREATER COLLECTION OF ARROGANT, RETARDED LOST FANS EVER ASSEMBLED IN THE SAME PLACE.
DUDE, THAT IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA! LET’S GO DO IT, GANG!
those mods… that motherfucker named shred especially… are such a bunch of jerkoffs… imagine the crowning achievement of your life is a message board devoted to LOST… what will those fanboy nerds do when the show ends? we can only hope the kill themselves. in a recent thread about the love paralellogram a couple mod-assholes had to post a reply threatening anyone who dissed the acting or the writers with a ban…
Look at the episode re-cap for this week.
You can get banned for asking where Rose and Bernard are.
I just visited the site for the first time. “Super Moderator” Exie helpfully points out in one of this week’s threads that “fleur” is French for “flower.” Thanks chief. I guess it’s that kind of above-average intelligence for words ‘n’ stuff that makes you a “Super Moderator.”
And yeah, the whole fucking site is filled with links like “Read This First” and “Must Reads” and “Forum Rules.” Here’s the gist of it all: you will get banned if you post anything that doesn’t brown-nose either Lost or the mods. Totally pathetic.
yep- there is exactly one thred for “negative critical analysis” on LOST-FORUM. not surprisingly is has by far the most posts of any other thread there.
but when a show is a stupid as lost, why should someone who wants to point out a specific instance of stupidity have to bury it in a 5 year old thread that already has 1000 responses to it. So you come up with yet another indisputable reason why LOST gargles balls, but your “negative critical analysys” gets shoved all the way down to page 100 in the thread…. definitely a sure way to make sure no one ever sees it… what a bunch of toolboxes the mods on lost-forum are…. they, more than the show itself, are the main reasons i started realising what a piece of nutsack the show really is. Any group of fuknutz that are so defensive about anything clearly know they are arguing from a point of weakness.
SO AGAIN I BEG YOU ALL, PLEASE, GO OVER TO LOST-FORUM.NET, REGISTER, AND SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BOARD… KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE “WHERE’S CLAIRE”, WHO’S TAKING CARE OF VINCENT” AND “WHY COULDN’T CHARLIE AND DESOMOND JUST CUT THE POWER CABLE ON THE BEACH TO THE UNDERWATER JAMMING STATION –THEREBY RENDERING IT USELESS– INSTEAD OF SWIMMING TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND GETTING BLOWN UP BY THE ONE-EYED RUSSIAN ***WHICH WAS FURTHER UNNECESSARY SINCE ALL CHARLIE HAD TO DO WAS SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND HIM, LET THE GRENADE GO OFF DESTROYING THE TRANSMITTER, AND THEN SWIM TO THE SAFETY***
I admit I used to be a member there during the first season, and would go there after each episode to ponder over the ‘theories’ and see what easter eggs anyone picked up.
Then somewhere around season 2 I started to notice flaws with the show (along with others) and would post them there, only to get flamed by countless teenagers about how we were stupid to question the show. The mods and members there, like any other Lost blog or forum can’t take any sort of criticism or negativity directed at the show. Any time you questioned the show you’d get a ban warning and the mods did their best to curb the negativity by not allowing it, aside from one thread.
Trolling that place is just not worth it. Just let those fools drool over the garbage and proclaim continuously about how it’s the greatest show evar. I mean just go look at the episode rating threads and see all the 9 and 10/10 ratings.
Some douchebag over there got all excited about the Dharma wine on the table, ran to Wikipedia, and copypasta’d his big find about Chateau LaFleur wine.
I hope he had some tissues handy to clean up his spooge after he finished posting.
I am a memeber on lost-forum, but I post very rarely because I always got flamed even though I posted a few mildly negative comment. I said that I was disappointed that the show turned into sci-fi…and the fanboys always come up with smoke monster in the pilot and that lost was sci-fi from the start..look at the 1st season mothefuckers, how was that sci-fi???? there was the smoke monster and that’s it. we didn’t know what is was and Suckton said they could explain everything scientifically…but now they admit the lost was a long con so fuck yourselves damon and carlton, the biggest liars . Here is the article:
Lindelof laughed that, “We sort of suckered people into this show but not presenting it as a science fiction show right out of the gate,” noting that there were elements early on that were, “like a Rorschach test”, saying that when Flight 815’s pilot is killed, someone who didn’t like sci-fi would think, “there has to be a rational explanation.” Even the reveal that Locke could walk on the island was tempered by the fact that they still hadn’t revealed why he was in the chair in the first place, leaving the opportunity that, “it could be psychosomatic.” Lindelof said Raiders of the Lost Ark was a great example of a story that has blatantly science fiction elements, noting, “Nazis melt and ghost fly out of this ark,” but that it waits a long time before presenting these elements, allowing the audience to fall in love with Indiana Jones first. Lindelof said he felt shows like Invasion probably had a harder time finding a wide audience because, “They said ‘Alien!’, right out of the gate.’”
Lindelof said that when it came to slowly building into more science fiction, “Lost has really been about the long con, because by the time we get to season 6, it’s going to be f**king crazy!”
WHAT AN ASSHOLE! FUCK YOU!
I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FUCKING FUCKKKKKK!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
In almost every interview Darlton contradict themselves about what the show is about and what’s going to happen. If you were to read all of their quotes about the show starting from season 1 til now, it will become very clear that they obviously have no clue about where the show is headed, and are just making this shite up as they go along.
They act very smug, and are basically jerking the fans around every step of the way, but the idiot fans keep treating them like they are a bunch of geniuses. It’s a shame that ignorant teenagers who have no clue about what good programming is are the ones who speak most loudly these days thanks to the internet. If it wasn’t for them this show would have been dead long ago.
YES! I hate Darlton SO SO MUCH! They FUCK each other in the ASSES! I HATE THEM! FUCK YOU DARLTON!
Another thing Demon & Curse like to do is compare their shit to classic movies or TV shows in hopes that they will benefit from the halo effect.
“See how Raiders did that? We do it too!”
“See how Spielberg pulled that off in Close Encounters? We do it too!”
The fanboys, of course, eat it all up and beg for more.
I got goosebumps watching the botox Juliet pasta cooking scene. It reminded me of Aunt Beru cooking pasta for Luke back in the original Star Wars movie…
that’s true, pathetic fanboys. I even read that some of them want darlton to make their own sit-com because they are so funny in the podcasts. They fail to realize that lost is a sit-com already.
POST
I wish JJ were in Willy Wonka’s and the chocolate factory, so we could hear the following song from the Umpa Lumpa:
Umpa Lumpa doompa dee doo
We demand some ’splaining from you
Umpa lumpa doompa dee dee
you lousy producer now listen to me.
why are they always cocking their guns?
and so many questions but answers none?
why do they always trek through the wood?
JJ you’re no fucking good.
you want dough, you want dough, dough from the commercials.
Umpa lumpa doompa dee dam
Lost is just a gigantic scam
Lindelof is just a shameless hack
and JJ – you’re just a fuckety fuck
fuckety fuck
ooooo.
What drives me the most crazy is that they all went back to the island without an explanation. Its just we need to go there, or there are people there. How about the fact that they lied about the island. Why? Jack says that they need to protect their friends from Whitmore. But even Hugo says that Whitmore will be looking for the island anyway, and no one knows where it is. But then they all ignore it, and agree to lie. So if more people were looking for it, wouldnt their friends have a better chance at survival. Jack not reading Lockes note. SOooo stupid! Maybe its important. Its a suicide note. The shoes, God that is dumb. Anyone notice how the characters used to have personalities on this show. Now, all of a sudden, Sawyer is just a nice guy. This has become an awful B scifi movie. At one point they decide to return to the beach to get their raft, even though they are well aware that they are moving through time. Its painful to watch
yes. there is no logic in this show anymore.things just happen without reason. eg: Juliet botox wanted to go home with the sub..but Sawyes says that gimme 2 weeks, maybe we can have sex and it ‘ll be cool..OK then Juli, stays. But they don’t go home after 2 weeks..they stay for 3 years. Why ??? we don’t know,
this show is up its own asshole almost as much as that faggot who posts under a different name each week telling everyone how much their comments sucked
HA!
Actually, he posts under several names every week to look like he has more support. That’s spelled L-O-S-E-R.
and i guess that makes you guys–a bunch of imbeciles who really, really won’t stop watching a show that they bash week after week after week after fucking week–the awesome ones, right cockboy?
think it’s time to stop deluding yourself there, fucko!
Oh, you mean what you do when you come to this site week after fucking week to bash people for their comments?
good point, fucko
is that the best you can do? parrot my post back at me? pretty pathetic, my man!
Ignore the angry fanboy troll who always likes to talk about “cocks” and “testicles” in his posts. I think we all know where his interests lie.
Hahaha if by “parrot” you mean using similar language to convey the hypocrisy of your original statement, then yes
and i think it’s slightly less pathetic than constantly saying “your posts sucked”
Actually many people of fame have expressed their opinion about ‘Lost’, I’ve meticulously scoured the net and found you some of their comments:
‘You give us 60 minutes, and we’ll give you absolutely nothing”
JJ Abrahms
‘We do by 10 o’clock what most shows do by 9:03′
Damon Lindelof
‘Nothing you wanted to know about anything, and don’t you dare to ask!’
Woody Allen.
‘If the story stays at one place long enough, eventually the entire plot will pass through your T.V.”
Confucius.
“Holy smoke batman, The Janus-faced Joker (JJ) has pulled the scam of the century!”
Robin
” I think, therefore I ain’t (a Lost fan)”
Rene Descartes
“The crumble in the jungle; the mismatch in the hatch, the stall all through the fall, a snoozer for the loser; fancrapstic superdubioulicious spectacacale.”
Don King
‘No they can’t’
‘Change’ (the channel)
President Obama
‘The degeneration of the imperialistic infidel dogs has reached a new low’
Osama Bin Laden
“Schizzle this drivel”
Snoop dogg
I pity the fool who loves this show
Mister T
“I hate this motherfucking show, we should kick the shit out of its creators”
The Dalai Lama
“What’s the deal with ‘Lost’? Who are the “geniuses” that came up with it?
I hate it more than I hate airline food”
Jerry Seinfeld
“I’m turning in my grave”
John Locke, David Hume, Jeremy Bentham, Michael Faraday,
Rod Serling.
“Guilty, Guilty, Guilty”
The tribunal from ‘Superman II’
‘Hulk mad’
Bruce Banner
I want to cut his balls, he talks down to sci-fi fans like they’re stupid.
Jesse Jackson
This is surely a sign of the impending apocalypse’
Jerry Fallwell
Good grief, the red-haired girl died before he could shag her, how much like my life.
Charlie Brown.
LOL Very good!
Seconded.
Thirded.
It sucks. And your all fucking retarded.
officialy the most retarded people on this planet are the lost-fanboys.
Brilliant rerun last night. Lost keeps getting better and better.
Has anyone thought about the little problem of the plane being able to travel back in time to the island? I get the whole, the island can travel in time chit, but how would the plane with Jack and company travel back in time. Wouldn’t they be on the current time on the island by themselves with the other people on the plane?
I can already guess the end of this show. Ben came back to the island to try and take back the other for some stupid reason after he gave control to Locke. Locke will battle with Ben for control and try and stop him. Meanwhile Jack and company will team up with the DI. The DI will then help Locke battle Ben. Locke takes over the others and DI never gets killed off by Ben and the others so the button will continue to be pushed by a DI member instead of the guy that came on the sail boat…Remember he stopped pushing the button that one day which caused the original plane to crash. Since DI maintains the button pushing, the original plane never crashes. The Losties, everyone that was on the plane then pops back to the plane pre-crash and arrive at their destination. Everyone looks at each other weird as they all remember each other and their island adventures, but now it seems that it never happened.
THE END!
Also a general complaint that seems to apply to a bunch of shows I watch, what’s with the two week breaks all of these shows are giving. Soaps are able to put out an hour a day for 5 days a week, crappy story line but not much better than Heroes, The Office, and Lost. Why do they need a break for an hour a week show that was shot back to back 6 months ago? And the Office is only 30 minutes a week….GESSH!
I hate to keep replying to my own topic, but anyone remember the fact that they found the original plane at the bottom of the ocean with everyone dead? Whatever happened with that? What caused that or were the writers just wanting to f**k with us?
they said it was fake.but Í’m pretty sure that it is the actual plane, it was duplicated by the time travel bullshit..and it will be a huge wtf for the fanboys..omg, this was the plane etc..
about the end, I think you’re right.something stupid like that will happen..and the fanboys will be amazed.
fuck lost
you’re wrong. widmore got another plane and stuffed it with a bunch of dead bodies from thailand or somewhere like that and dumped it in a part of the ocean that was too deep to send a salvage crew.. time travel had nothing do do with it..
yes, we are led to believe that widmore put it there. but why the hell would he do that? yes, nothing on lost make sense, so you might be right, but listen carefully and don’t be surprised if it turns out that the “fake” plane is actually a duplication of flight 815. Do you remember the 2 bunny”15? And the dead doc on the island and an alive doc on the freighter?
Still How did the plane with Hugo, Jack etc travel back in time when they came to the island, wouldn’t they have gone to the current time island? That is pure garbage storyline… They should be in two timelines right now.
actually they are. at least it seems that locke et al. are in another timeline. which makes this show even more stupid.
That is lame enough ending to be plausible, yes.
I think you better delete this, the writers might actually get “inspired”, LOL
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Yes Lost is crap, wake up ..tards!!!
have you seen the new sneekpeak? Jin is running in the jungle,and then he bumps into SAyid lol. we are supposed to be surprised ? so ridiculous..
I think this episode will be full of gun cocking and jungle trek..
so you hate lost so much that you watch the sneak peeks? buy a fucking clue, loser.
ok,tarzan
Hearye Hearye Hearye
The Fatt Man Cometh…
Sharpen your pencils and your wits.
Fattrucker will shortly be entering the arena…
One subject i have not seen mentiontion, but warrants discussion…
Juliet’s tits… real of stuffed?
(as the faggots on lost-forum.come say, please use this thread to discusss)
i vote for ‘real’ . I like them.
Juliet does have a nice MILF body, but her expressionless-as-a-frying-pan face is a huge turn-off.
Still, I could see myself bending her over a pile of air-dropped Dharma rice sacks…
GUYS! on tonite’s episode we will se flight 316 landing on the island, and I can assure you that you’re gonna laugh your asses off!
I’m glad i quit this show this season, i just couldn’t take it anymore. What a year: dropped Heroes, Lost and Nip Tuck..3 X CRAP A LA CREME. Three shows that started great and just became horrible hyped up shit. The worst thing is, those that hate it keep supporting the show by watching it (me too, well used too). Send a message, dumb this shit.
You can say that again. It’s astounding how quickly and badly Heroes fell from grace. I’m still watching though. I need to judge who wins the Twin Peaks award for screwing up a hit show. sigh…I’m still not over that Laura Palmer thing.
This has been a terribly shitty year for television, in particular Lost. The worst part is that there aren’t even any replacement shows to pick up. Especially when they try to start Life without Mars the second the last word is muttered on Lost. I mean I’m literally just not going to watch lost anymore. This website gave me a haven the past couple of weeks to vent but I can not go on supporting the show even if it is just to rip on it. At this point we’re just kicking a dead horse because it’s the same shit over and over followed by the same complaints. Long pauses, gun’s being cocked, questions asked that could be answered with one sentence but instead the characters choose to reply with “it doesn’t matter,” and then at the end of the agonizing hour they unveil a character that you’re not supposed to see coming. Rinse and repeat.
I’m looking forward to the new post, because the new episode really sucked.
thank god
by the way, I don’t think it will be more incoherent than lost
Looks like ol Tyler packed his bags and gave up. Idiots, the show has been waiting to come back in a major way and now this site looks like a puddle of shit that some nasty janitor had better clean up.
If you think Lost made a comeback last night then you’re a complete moron. Of the past five episodes it was easily the worst. “LaFleur” (the french boat captain whose only accent is Southern) just fudged the books quick and added four extra people to the newcomers? It makes sense that they wouldn’t do a head count before the sub left for the island… or that the people that unload the sub wouldn’t notice four people they’ve never seen before. Nah, no big deal. I mean “LaFleur” has only been living on the island for three years working at the dharma initiative, as head of security I remind you, and still doesn’t have the slightest clue as to what the fuck is going on. I mean I’m no genius but doesn’t the head of security typically get security clearance? Maybe he would ask a few questions over the past 36 months, you know in between books however that wouldn’t happen becuase it would make too much sense. I mean what can Sawyer, Juliet, and the Chinese dude even talk about with the rest of the people on the island. They have no reference to France so that can’t possibly tell stories from before the island. Is it too much to assume that before you put a complete stranger in charge of the safety of everyone that you might ask him a few background questions? Give me a fucking break.
Yearp.
Is Lost turning into That ’70s Show?
The “American Idol” results show delivered a 13.5/21 — as well as the first surprise cut of the season in Alexis Grace — at 9 p.m. “Criminal Minds,” 8.5/13, kept CBS in second. “Lost” scored a lower-than-usual 5.4/8 for ABC. “Life,” 2.8/4, moved NBC ahead of The CW, which aired a “90210″ repeat.
The only puddle of shit around here are the troll(s) who keep coming back here to seek attention. Must suck that the other fanboys and fangirls don’t give you attention so you end up coming here.
or maybe these evil trolls just like seeing your furious, seething responses, you fucking little pussy.
The only furious one around here is you. We all know that the existence of this site burns you up inside, hence why you return here week after week to try to annoy us.
Why do you want our attention so badly? Is it because everyone at the fuselage laughed about your theories about the show? Aww poor guy must be so lonely.
the reason that i mock you is that you think everyone who disagrees with your infantile worldview is, in your retarded mind, a drooling fanboy who posts on the fuselage, which i have never personally visited. i would, however, like to congratulate you on what might possibly be the weakest insult i have ever seen across the entire internet.
in addition, i really want your attention because it is fun to point out how much of a schlub you tools truly are. that’s seriously all it is. it has nothing to do with the show–it has to do, mostly, with your lameness. it is entertaining to see your defensive, weak-kneed replies.
that, i think, is what really burns YOU up inside, doesn’t it?
yes, lost rating was the worst ever.
It nearly reached 9 million .
It seems that they have to lower the budget next year.Or they should cancel it in spite of the contract!
I think the cancel option will only come into effect if they hit 7 million. Other than that, another slice to the budget will suffice.
They reportedly did have to cut their budget this season, so there is no reason why they cannot do that again.
Damn! I put the over/under on this week’s Lost at 9.75 mil and they barely cracked 9! That’s down 14% from their last new episode and a full 20% from the season opener.
No way Lost makes double-digits again until this season’s finale. And they may not make that unless ABC moves it to “a special night and time!”
Idol will continue to gain viewers as the competition tightens, so I’m putting the over/under for next week at 9.5. I won’t be surprise if they drop to the 8s.
Suck it trolls.
the world is wondering why you are following the ratings so closely, loser.
HaHa. Fanboy makes a funny. You are such a funny fanboy, you should write for sitcom Lost.
you should really give up on trying to write coherent replies if all you do is write a few half-assed sentences and bandy the word “fanboy” around, with a liberal dose of “EPIC FAIL!”
^ Epic Fail.
WTF why didnt Lapetus jump like the other freighter people.
And Sun?
gaw this grows ever more retardedly arbitrary.
Why is Sun so damn stupid. When Ben walks away she shouldve shouted “hey everybody, that guy looks like a creepy douche. Let’s beat answers out of him.
Why cant they just tell the Dharma people theyre from the future.
Haha, Sun’s oar wack was a good scene, the only one so far.
Another good scene: Jack’s aptitude causes him to get a janitor’s job.
Haha of course. Now take away Jack for a minute and just imagine whatever guy was really supposed to fill that position. I mean how big of a piece of shit, with no future, do you have to be in order to leave civilization as you know it and travel to an island where you will live out your life cleaning up the shit of others. It’s just so stupid.
Lol the sneaky bitch Juliet gives kate trouble.
Lame, she didn’t.
Sawyer doesnt know little Ben is on the island`?
Of course not – he’s only the head of security – not the watcher of creepy kids who he already knows hangs out with the others and kills all the Dharmites. Sheesh – you act like Sawyer actually has a job to do; give him a break, reading and looking pretty is hard work.
It makes him “think”!!! Now we know how Darlton “thinks” – read books and get ideas :-p.
where the fuck is the new post? I’m frustrated!
Oh at least the special effects were good! Weren’t they?
Fucking fuck!
what? the plane landing? it was like a video game..
Hey Simon…your a very stupid person!..bye
bye, little fanboy
Everyone on here seems pretty fired up. Hopefully this clip can lighten up the mood since we’ve established how much Lost sucks about fifty times over. It’s titled “reporter turns ghetto in 3 seconds.”
youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec
Enjoy
Tyler you’re a coward. Finish what you started or it will be proven that you are backing off your claims that Lost sucks and you are too much of a bitch to admit you were wrong. Coward.
I actually enjoyed the scene last night where Sawyer pwned Jack and let Dr. Douchebag know that he wasn’t in charge any more. The only thing that could’ve made it better is when Jackass was walking off into the night—Sawyer should have called out to him: “Workman janitors have to clock in at 6 a.m. Better get some sleep so you’re not late on your first day.”
The rest of the show was the usual sucky nonsense. For instance, how is Sawyer going to have ANY clothes in his closet that will fit Hurley!!?? No way is our pretty-boy security chief keeping 6-XL t-shirts on a hanger next to his jumpsuits.
Dumbest sound effect of the night was when teen-Ben carried a sandwich to Sayid. Teen-Ben is wearing generic 70s sneakers, but the sound we hear is hard-soled shoes on a concrete floor. Good job guys.
I guess Christian Shepard is going to be the “go-to mystery element” from now on whenever the writers feel the need to tweak the fanboys. Great. He’s just the latest in a long line of pointless “enigmatic” characters upon whom the basement dwellers can affix their pointless (and endless) fantasy theories. Well have at it kids. And don’t forget: spelling and grammar count even in fan fiction. Why don’t you post some of it here? I’m sure we’d all love to read your multiple interpretations of Christian’s paranormal journey.
anyone who uses the word “pwned” is a fucking zit popping dork faggot. there, i said it. you’re all loses… go back to playing doom, homos.
There are so many things wrong with this post—spelling, grammar,content—that it deserves some kind of special retard award for special retards.
I think we should discuss the new episode here.
Firts of all, it was fucking boring. Nothinh happened. Again. The first five minutes re-used scenes from previous episodes…ok, the budget is lower so we can understand it. The landing of the plane was really funny, it’ hard to express how much it sucked. The big “reunion” was lame: “we’re back , we’re in 77′”. “Ok then”. “Locke is dead , but it doesn’t matter ” -”ok”.
I think we will never know how sawyer an co. became an important part of
dharma..a group of strangers just joined them , they don’t even want to go home , they ‘d rather stay on a mysterious island.of course.
And then the oldy story started: Botox hates KAte, Sawyer hates JAck, buts Sawyers still likes KAte etc. Darlton confirmed that a big part of the remaining episodes will be the “love triangle”. So we are back to the old days. And the last scene..were we supposed to be surprised again? really ? young ben vs. sayid? omg what a shock.
It seems that even the fanboys didn’t like this episode so much, it means that it really sucked. I’d give a 9.7 on the suck-o-meter.
there could be very easy a blog on ”why PB sucks” or ”why matrix sucks” or why ”Smallville sucks”…you can litterly abolish any show based on production errors or story longevity,but i would never watch a show I wouldn’t like and come to a blog to make fun of it…it’s just not normal ,especially if you have an active life!
Lost has many flaws and bad writing…and is not the greatest show,but I do not find it boring(my opinion) as I find other Tv show’s ,still OZ is my favorite,along side with ”Bundy familly”
don’t cry little fanboy! Lost has this site because it ’s even worse than PB etc. and because the lost-fanboys are the worst creature on this earth.
“i would never watch a show I wouldn’t like and come to a blog to make fun of it…it’s just not normal”
No, you have a show you kinda like, you seek out a web site that really dislikes it, and you lecture the people who post here.
Congratulations troll. Epic fail.
And how “active” is your life when this is what you do?
said the pot to the kettle, idiot.
How am I an idiot? I never said I have an “active life” as a means to support my post, unlike the original troll who kicked things off. And now the usual troll comes to the defense.
Epic fail troll.
i was wondering if you could, perhaps, use the words “epic fail” a few more times. my original point still stands, despite your dumbass reply.
why the hell should we care what some childish fanboy thinks of our posts?
It’s funny how you take the high road, when in fact all you ever do is posting 4th grade stuff like “this post sucks”.
Fanboy Fail!
“i was wondering if you could, perhaps, use the words “epic fail” a few more times.”
Here you go jonathan troll:
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Now change your name to something else and come back again with your typical fanboy retort.
your a fag
Tyler is still hiding.
Ben is still a dork
Simon,what’s your favorite tv show and still airing? just a thought
I find the haters the worst creatures,you can find them here,on imdb section with…” oh my god,this is the worst movie i’ve seen” and on sport related comments with ”your team sucks ,my team the best in the world” and ronaldo vs messi arguments…etc
I would say ‘rescue me’ or ‘ nip/tuck’ . And does nip/tuck suck nowadays? Yes it really does.
Ok. Then why are you here? In case you haven’t noticed this site is for people who think lost sucks. As you are here I think that something in your mind tells you that in fact lost sucks. Why else would you be here? If you like the show so much, go to lost-forum, or lostpedia. there you can find your friends. But you can stay, because it ‘ good to know that fanboys are reading us and they are really pissed off.
by the way , you seemed tom be misinformed. nobody on this site hates lost. we actually like it. it gives us pleasure every week. even it is guilty pleasure. that’s the difference between us. you are here to hate us..
Top 42 reasons this episode sucked.
1. “Locke’s dead? How?” “It doesn’t matter.” “I am completely OK with that lack of an answer and won’t press any more.”
2. A dramatic plane emergency landing scene with no actual tension because we already found out the plane landed safely.
3. A dramatic jungle trek scene involving Sun, Ben and Frank with no actual tension because we already found out Sun and Frank left while Ben got left behind.
4. Why is Frank lying to the Ajira 316 passengers?
5. Hey it’s the smoke monster! Let’s go into the dark jungle anyway!
6. Jack gets to be a janitor! Har har har!
7. They missed the opportunity for the funny moment when Hurley gets assigned to the role of Food Drop Inventory Technician.
8. LaFleur’s been with the DI for three years waiting for everyone to come back and looking for them, but he’s spent zero time thinking about what will happen when they do. (I’m not calling him by his other pseudonym until he goes back to not sucking.)
9. ZOMG the baby is Ethan! Wait, his last name used to be Rom, not Goodspeed. I get the feeling they’re making this all up as they go.
10. ZOMG it’s Christian! They way they shot the scene we were obviously supposed to be amazed and bewildered to see him, despite the fact that this is like the 4th or 5th time he’s mysteriously appeared.
11. ZOMG it’s young Ben! They way they shot the scene we were obviously supposed to be amazed and bewildered to see him, despite the fact that an entire episode was devoted to establishing that Ben was a member of the DI when he was a boy.
12. Not to mention that it makes zero sense that they would send a boy in to bring a sandwich to a dangerous Hostile in a jail cell, except that the writers wanted to set up a BOOM LOST episode-ending moment.
13. Jack has the hots for Kate and Juliet. Sawyer has the hots for Kate and Juliet. They’re obviously going to drag this stupid tension out for the rest of the show. Hey morans! You’re in the 1970’s now! The solution to your problem is obvious.
14. Non-ass-kicking Sayid.
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how much time did you spend on this looser? you should suck my ballz.
13a. Jack and Juliet aren’t supposed to know each other. Jack and Juliet hug in the doorway even though they’re in full view of entire Dharma compound. Jack, especially, is a fucking moron since suspicious, rat-faced Dharma clipboard drone could easily be spying on them.
17. The Others took over the Dharma compound after the purge, but they leave all the Dharma yearbook photos on the wall. Yeah, and when I move into a new house, I ask the previous owners to leave all their pictures so that I can look at them every day.
I think that the picture was a big clue. The future CAN be changed, I think it was an altered timline. Do we really think that that ‘whatever happened, happened’ is true? Will we see things that already happened? I think that it will be a huge’shock’ that things can be changed, Faragay will find a way to change things(DEsmond already did, but he is specila lol)..
I think you are giving the Lost writers waaaaaaaay too much credit. They needed a way for Christian to show Sun where Jack et al are, so they smoked a bowl and came up with the wall pictures—never mind that it defies all common sense. That’s just par for the course where Lost is concerned.
I also forgot
19. “Hey LaFleur, what happened to Faraday?” “He ain’t here no more.” “OK, that answer completely satisfies my curiosity and I don’t have a follow up question. I’m sure I’ll find out naturally in some future episode.”
“3. A dramatic jungle trek scene involving Sun, Ben and Frank with no actual tension because we already found out Sun and Frank left while Ben got left behind.”
In which episode did we see Sun and Frank on the main island after the crash?
In 316 we found out that the pilot and “some woman” had taken off on a canoe, while Ben was unconscious still on Hydra island.
Thanks for your reply.
Nip tuck is great ,for some and sucks for others,just like lost…I’m not pissed of
with this blog,..I mean you can find anything nowadays with the internet.I’m here cuz like i said I find it very interesting that a bunch of people hate it ,but still watch it and even knows it by detail; also some of you are right with a couple of things(and not production errors) but with bad writing,but others really strugles to find any minor detail ,wich i find it silly.
Negative analysis is good ,but not over-reacted
tell me Simon,…as i imagine you’d been a lost fan in the begining,…what have you changed if you were the manager ; and keep in mind were talking here about 6 seasons wanted by ABC ,not less.please give me a resonable answer and not a silly like ” all dead by plane crash, in the pilot , still locke survives and killed of, in the second episode by the big bad monster ”
I don’t know , I’m not a writer, I’m not paid millions of dollars for writing piece of shit like lost. And I’m not the one who said that “everthing on the show can be explained by science/rationally”
I ‘m not the one who says that lost was a long con because it presented a show as if it were drama but eventually it turned out to be a bad sci-fi.
About the 6 season. Yes it is a great problem. The writers should have said to abc that we ideas for 60 episodes, and that’s it. But of course, money talks, so they had to come up with nonsense things like donkey balls, time travel, dharma years..
Little Alexey. I have graded your infintile post and expect that in the future, you will use correct grammer, punctuation and spelling when you come to a web site with the big people. Now go study!
Nip tuck is great ,(-1 no space before a comma, you actually put it after the comma) for some and sucks for others,just (-1 space issue again) like lost…I’m not pissed of (-1 you are not pissed of, your are pissed off) with this blog,..I mean (-1 use a comma here) you can find anything nowadays (-1 what the f is nowadays?) with the internet.I’m (-1 you use two spaces after a sentence) here cuz (-1 cuz is not a word) like (-1 like….too many like.. retarded kids crushing the…like English language with the word like) i (-1 I should be capitalized) said I find it very interesting that a bunch of people hate it ,but (-1 you just don’t get the space thing do you) still watch it and even knows (-1 gee whiz.. “even knows”…did you actually attend primary school) it by detail; (-1 this should be a new sentence and not a semi-colon) also some of you are right with a couple of things(and not production errors) (-1 run on sentence that makes no sense) but with bad writing,but (-1 you have to put a space after a friggin comma you dumbass) others really strugles (-1 holy shit, you are retarded, strugles????get a dictionary) to find any minor detail ,wich (-1 which is not spelled like something you eat) i (-1 Remember earlier when I said you are supposed to capitalize I you idiot) find it silly.
Negative analysis is good ,but (-1 for the love of God and all that is holy, why can’t you correctly use the damn space button) not over-reacted
tell me Simon,…as i (-1 CAPITALIZE the I you dork!) imagine you’d (-1 you’d….nice contraction genious) been a lost fan in the begining, (-1 spell check..holy crap my head hurts reading this)…what have you changed if you were the manager ; (-1 space issue again) and keep in mind were (-1 we’re with the apostrophe)talking here about 6 seasons wanted by ABC ,not less.please (-1 space, -1 no capital at the beginning of a sentence) give me a resonable (-1 learn how to spell) answer and not a silly like (-1 see comment above about the use of the word like…stupid ass kid) ‘’ all dead by plane crash, in the pilot , still locke survives and killed of, in the second episode by the big bad monster ”
Let’s see my little public education ward of the state, that is 27 mistakes from a generous proof reader. This used to be a site where intelligent life mused about a ridiculous show. I remember when I first started reading this forum and was apprehensive about posting because of the high level of interaction. We used to bash dips like this for sport. What has happened?!
Now we have Alexey, the English language destroying, dumbed down by text messaging idiot who can’t complete a sentence without a spelling, typing, spacing, grammer etc. error. We are doomed if little people like Alexey are the future.
Oh well, as they say in Idiocracy “this post kicks ass!”
“I have graded your infintile post and expect that in the future, you will use correct grammer, punctuation and spelling when you come to a web site with the big people.”
There are two spelling mistakes in that single sentence, you pedant.
he also forgot a comma and misspelled “proofreader.” large beer, i would strongly advise you to give up posting messages.
Comments from just this weeks posts:
Dude…no offense but…bite me!
i could randomly strike the keyboard with my testicles
dude, your post sucked
What are you doing here douche bag?
how much time did you spend on this looser? you should suck my ballz.
I apologize for the two words that were not correctly spelled. For those of you who are impressed with Lostards dictionary skills: The term pedant in English is typically used with a negative connotation, indicating someone overly concerned with minutiae and whose tone is perceived as condescending,
Sounds good to me you stupid fucks! I like this new way of posting, suck my ballzzz douche bag. Idiocracy is here! Kick ASS!
I almost forgot that Ethan should be 27 years old(!!!!!!!), as he was born in 1977. Don’t forget that he was an amazing surgeon by the age of about 23.. of course darlton. By the way, these two stupid fucks confirmed that they messed up Charlotte’ s age. This is called lazy writing.
the time travel thing is ok…however a drama based show like season 1 to the end ,it would have been very boring…imagine all season about love triangles.
I like it better this way with jacob and the wheel,but i don’t like the bad writing and unfinished business with magical walt, food drop and other stuff.
lost is better with the scfi ,like it or not…and is better then other tv show’s…cuz you are still watching it,even if you say it sucks,it’s still interesting enough to kill one hour of your life,if you have one.
think about what you can do in that hour,why would you please just not watch it and be a normal person
do you like star trek,.. buy or pirate the seasons and watch good scfi,or watch
six feet under for good drama
the reason I still watch because it is funny. I can laugh a lot about it. It funnier than most sit-coms.
You hit the nail on the head. Now lost is not good as a drama and not good as sci-fi either.
Lost is like an old girlfriend. Did I start out loving it? Could I not wait to see it every Weds? Did I think about it when it wasn’t on? Absolutely. However, like a relationship gone bad the things I liked in the beginning are now the things I can’t stand. I’ve come to dread it because I know it’s going to disappoint. The suspense at the end of the episode used to get me excited for the following week. Now it just seems forced and it’s not surprising when some random ass character pops up at the end. I pretty much expect it. And once a few things start bothering you about a person, or a show in this case, soon everything starts bothering you. That’s why this site exists. Because we all liked it at some point but its gotten so shitty that we’re pissed off for being strung a long.
yeah but you still like some character’s…and you wanne find out what’s going on with the island\jacob\monster
Yes I still like some characters. Yes, I’d like to find out where this is all going. But it doesn’t mean that I don’t have the right to crib about the parts I don’t think are right. If a show sucks 75% and doesn’t suck 25%, overall it still sucks.
More than anything, what riles me is that it was soooooooo good in the beginning. I didn’t watch the first 2-3 seasons on TV, I caught up with DVD. And I just couldn’t wait to see the next episode. I think I did quite a marathon run with few of the episodes. Nowadays its like, ok I don’t see one, I can see it anytime…
Wanted to add that, we are certainly not upset about production errors here. Please don’t jump to conclusions after reading one post.
And another thing I hate is that Darlton keep making comments on how there’s going to be more of the love quadrangle in the future episodes. And I find it really insulting that they keep hinting that women might enjoy a shirtless Sawyer coming up in the next episode. As if we women don’t have any other better work to do! Gimme a break! If I wanted love quadrangles or shirtless men/women, I’d watch the soap operas galore everywhere. Or surf the internet, thats easier!
I’m often a lurker on this site but I have been a reformed Lost viewer since a quarter of the way through season two (when I figured they were pulling it all out of their asses). I still drop by every week to hear what the folks here have to say about the show. Sure, I don’t watch the show anymore, but I do enjoy the affirmation that I was right to stop watching.
Anywho, I came across this portion of an article (apologies if this has been posted before) in which J.J. seems to admit that he never gave any thought to answering the mysteries that the show posed. To paraphrase: the mysteries are more interesting than the answers and the journey is the point, blah, blah, blah…
So if you care, here is the excerpt:
Lost co-creator J.J. Abrams, who has been dividing his time doing the Star Trek movie and his Fox series Fringe, still has a magic box filled with tricks that he bought as a kid and never opened.
“It’s the idea of what’s inside more than what’s actually there that interests me,” Abrams said during a recent conversation. “You can never make anything that is as good as what someone can imagine it can be.”
You do realize, I say, that you are writing TV shows for people who would rip that box open in a heartbeat with their bare teeth just to find out what’s inside, right?
“I never thought about it that way,” Abrams confesses.
If JJ were a woman, (s)he would be known as a cock-tease.
thanks for the grammar lesson! english is my second language.
You were to hard on me, analyzing it to the detail! whatever
FYI, English is my second language too and I didn’t even know I was talking about grammar. Just wanted to tell you frankly, why I’m upset with the show.
Well, this is what I get for trying to be nice.
He was talking to/about LargeBeer for making that ridiculous post earlier, not you.
Oops my mistake. Didn’t see large beer’s post. And wish Alexey would reply to the comment to which he needs to :-/.
lost is a puzzle and different show, and this is why it lack’s realistic writing.It could have easily told us what happened to Aaron, but they didn’t, just to keep us guessing. In the upcoming episodes we will find out, for example what determined Hurley to join the flight, or what happened to Sayd,Ben before the crash. I mean if they show us, it will be ”filler” , if they don’t it will become plot hole.
This is the problem with having a show without a linear story, but with a puzzle, flash-foward, next 3 years, 30 years ago a-like show…all to keep us guessing!
Tell me Dee, what parts do you thing are wrong?
Hey Guys,
Yes it has been 2 weeks since I posted. I am still alive and reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated. Any posts in here claiming to be me were in fact NOT ME. If you guys are going to impersonate me, please do a little better than that. I deleted the imposter comments and we are good to go. I am still 2 episodes behind but I am going to catch up this weekend, then stay on the ball with a new post every week.
-T
by “do a little better than that”, do you actually mean “please write more poorly”? because i thought i was doing a passable job of making your posts sound a little more intelligent than they actually do.
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welcome back, brortha!
Basically a filler episode but the part where “LaFleur” owns Jack like the little bitch he is was worth watching twice.
What’s the point of all that timetravel’n if the end result is the same old shit? Lost is a very tired and lazy soap opera. A tired hooker on the tv street corner.
LOST should be renamed SOS – same old shit
24 and Jack Bauer is where the real tv action is at these days. All Jack and Tony need is 2 hrs to figure out the “secret” of the island (there is none, it’s a hoax, a Darlton circlejerk), shoot all the whiny turds (99.5% of the cast) and then time’travel back to LA to torture the writers for the sheer fun of it.
They’d win Emmys for that episode.
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Ha! What a silly name for a show…
Actually, it’s better than anything I could ever come up with.
Wow… that didn’t turn out good. All the lines got screwed up… I’m such an idiot!
Yea, you’re an idiot.
Ha!
Time travel’n cat fight shaping up between Juliet & Kate, or the hate in their eyes was actually … love… same comments for Jack’n'Jim.
Dharmaville? That was so gay I had to chug my beer and hit some 4/20. That is some funny shit. I liked when the geek monitor was telling the “Head of Security” what to do with a prisoner. Lost is the best show ever, I love that stupid shit. Anyone who don’t like it can Lick’Me’Ballz. Later Bitches
Now that I’ve lowered my expectations substantially, I’m starting to enjoy the show again. You have to love the sheer absurdity of the great French explorer with the Southern accent, and the thoughtlessly poor writing of the numbnut writers. They consistently fail to appreciate the ramifications of their own handiwork. Their scripts are starting to seem like something out of a bad writers workshop. Now that the budget has been slashed, maybe they can return to a dialogue oriented drama. The plot “twists” are asinine. You have a bunch of people on a deserted island, running away from their pasts, trying to remake their lives. That in itself has so much dramatic potential. Unlike most, I actually enjoyed a lot of the episodes where nothing much happened and the actors were actually inhabiting the characters and just shooting the shit. But then we had to have all sorts of extraneous bullshit – the others, time travel, an irregular pendulum, tons and tons of new characters, and ridiculous plot devices.
I guess you do what you have to to get ratings and keep people “on the edge of their seats” but this show is rapidly turning into a parody of itself and is a lesson on the disintegration of a good premise. I’m going to keep watching it as a lesson on what not to do as a writer and an education on the potential pitfalls of a poorly considered narrative. Plus, come on….Dr. Jack…the “shepherd” is now a janitor. Jesus Locke still has no idea why he does what he does and is no closer to spiritual fulfillment while motherhood was snatched away from Kate by the whims of a cruel writer. Juliet seems as confused as ever and Sayid has the vacant look of a man who honestly believes he is better than this tripe. Jin’s english is flawless. No omitted prepositions even. Sawyer’s on the road to being an intellectual. Demon and Curse, your careers are already destroyed. How about you stop chasing the ratings, and try, good and honest, to really write. And if you find you can’t. There are people on this board who would love to take a crack at it.
yes, you are right! look at the characters! They are the opposite of what they once were. This is not character development. This is nonsense.
Well… Jack hasn’t changed. He was a douchebag in Episode 1, and he’s still a douchebag.
And just let me reiterate how much I LOVED Sawyer assigning Jack to the janitorial detail and letting the good doctor know that he’s not in charge anymore. Best thing to happen in this series since Season 2.
I think Tyler has decided to call it quits. maybe the dharma initiative got him?
Still around, I’ve just shifted to a different time period so it looks like I’m gone.
What a hysterical fucking joke.
Part II
Here are some more quotes from famous people about Lost:
-”I’m glad to see they agree with our “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy”
The U. S. Army spokesman
-It’s truly a ‘cock & stall’ story.
Baron von Munchhausen
-Clod is my Shephard’
Pope Benedictus
-”Quoth the Damon – more more more”
Edgar Allen Poe
-Lost: recounts of the turd kind”
Steven Spielberg
-My show is about ‘Q&A’; Theirs is just ‘Q & Nay’
Alex Trebek
- Someone should waterboard that s.o.b Ben. I’d have him talk in 5 seconds.
Dick Chaney
-If the clues don’t fit, the show must be shit.
Johnnie Cochran
-Mister Lindelof, shut down by fall.
President Reagan
-I stand 100% behind Jar-Jar… I mean JJ.
George Lucas
-I’ve seen some big pricks in my life, but the Lost writers… well…
Jenna Jameson
-I’ve seen some big cunts in my life, but the Lost writers… well…
Lexington Steele
-Lost’ is a systemic failure, an unchecked equation trying to manifest its dominance over the T.V matrix, facilitating a chain reaction resulting in widespread disturbance to the congnitive subcurrents of its intended victims.
Ergo, the ones, namely, those who endeavor to counterbalance the vitriolic manifestation endemic to such grotesqueries, must endure a prolonged perturbation induced by their adversaries who are motivated by their innate inabilites to grasp their own predicament inasmuch as to render them an unwitting agents of the programers. But, rest assured that following an epistemic engagement the ones shall be proven triumphant.
The Architect.
-I suggest you inverst heavily in Lost – inverst emotionally, invest your time, and buy all the DVD’s, because at the end, your investment will yield a great profit.
Bernard Madoff
“-Lost’ is a systemic failure, an unchecked equation trying to manifest its dominance over the T.V matrix, facilitating a chain reaction resulting in widespread disturbance to the congnitive subcurrents of its intended victims. Ergo, the ones, namely, those who endeavor to counterbalance the vitriolic manifestation endemic to such grotesqueries, must endure a prolonged perturbation induced by their adversaries who are motivated by their innate inabilites to grasp their own predicament inasmuch as to render them an unwitting agents of the programers. But, rest assured that following an epistemic engagement the ones shall be proven triumphant.
The Architect.”
Ha! Very good, my friend.
some of these were ok,,, cheney, cochran, madoff…. most of them were for shit tho… don’t be like the lost writers… if you dont have enough quality material dont cram in a bunch of shit and call it ice cream.
Locke’s a moron
If he simply assists the freighties in bringing in Linus (hell all he has to do is turn him over; Linus is already tied up for goodness’ sake) Linus would be gone, the island would never have gone thru its time shifts, no one would have died, and locke would be leading “his people” the way he thinks he should be. But he chooses to do Ben’s bidding by killing Naomi, just as when he destroys the sub; another example of him being Ben’s little bitch
Later Whidmore convinces him that the freighter was sent there solely to remove Linus so that “locke could lead”. So when Locke ultimately buys what is Whiddy lately is selling, Locke this represents a conscious repudiation of his Linus-inspired actions while Locke was under Ben’s “influence”.
This means, among other things, he murders Naomi for no reason. What surprises me is that he doesn’t murder Charlotte. Maybe he would have eventually and Ben just (attmepts) to her fiirst.
One last thing, now that we know much of what happens later: I cannot believe Locke Locke puts any trust whatsoever in Ben Linus. The guy already leaves him for dead once, but fine, this time he talks him down from hanging himself… what a great guy…. but for Locke to just start [I]babbling[/I] to Ben about Jin and Hawking is freakin retarded. How about gettin on the uptake a little bit here… Locke has to be one of the most easily maleable characters in all of popular fiction. The guy really is an idiot.
this is what was supposed to happen .It’ destiny, u know.
I just pooted out my booty hole.
Got some more for your top 42.
Prick of a Candle has a uniform with the Swan logo on it. It’s not even built yet…
In S2 Razinsky drew a magic map on the wall with all the hatches on it. It were all questionmarks. But he worked in DHARMA times and fucking knew all the stations.
But that was before the BUTT department.
What do you meeeaaaan?
hey guys.look at this. another proof that these two motherfuckers are liars.
“Pissed
I just wanted to say that I NEVER changed my age on the set of LOST as Damon and Carlton accused me of on the most recent LOST podcast.
Charlotte Lewis was ALWAYS meant to be 28 and born in 1979.
It was written in the script EP # 402 of which I have a copy and I can prove this!
They made a mistake.
They are making it MY fault.
NOT COOL.
Rebecca Mader. “
From an March 23rd Entertainment Weekly story titled, ‘Lost’ exclusive: War erupts over Charlotte’s real age!
“…Reached for comment this evening, D&C now concede that they got their facts wrong. “Rebecca is absolutely right and we apologize to both her and the entire fan community for screwing up the story,” the pair said in a joint email. “By way of explanation, here’s what happened:
There were a gazillion questions about the timeline discrepancy in that young Charlotte clearly exists in 1974, but wasn’t supposed to be born until 1979, per a single line of dialogue courtesy of Ben back in episode #402. When we inquired as to how this happened, the intel came back that we used Rebecca Mader’s birthday, July 2, 1979 because she was actually eight years YOUNGER than the character as originally conceived/scripted. We misremembered this as having come from Rebecca herself on the set, but in fact, it came several days earlier when our continuity expert Gregg Nations pointed it out and suggested using Rebecca’s actual birthday for Charlotte. And so, the mistake was OURS. Rebecca’s production draft DID have the date as being 1979″
These guys are a bunch of jackasses. This is just one of many things that will be proven wrong once the series raps up, if it makes it there before cancellation, and there won’t be anymore room for idiots to believe they’re somehow gonna tie all the elements of the show together. This is the first concrete proof that these guys don’t have a clue. Fuck this show.
and look at the fanboys’ reaction. They try to defend these two stupid fucks! This time they really screwed up.They tried to hide their stupidness by blaming an actor. How could they even lie that an actress can change the script??WTF??
Fuck you assholes!
again, for people who supposedly hate this show, you certainly are fucking obsessed with following the every move of the people creating it, huh?
fucking apes.
lol even D&C can’t keep track of their own ridculous plot.
“it came several days earlier when our continuity expert Gregg Nations pointed it out…”
Continuity expert for Lost??? This guy is getting paid to do jack because everyone knows continuity is the last thing that this show has.
of course the fanboys like our regular troll here will lap it all up.
again, i’m not going to “lap it up,” as you retardedly put it. rather, i’m going to shrug, because i seriously care way less about this shit than you guys clearly do.
i am seriously having a lot of trouble figuring out how you aren’t self-aware of how big a fucking loser you are. i mean, you get it, right?
you don’t care about this site, and don’t like the opinions here yet you’re always here checking up on the latest comments on daily basis. You also never have a proper rebuttal for any of the legitimate problems that people have for the show, but instead just toss around the childish insults.
i don’t know how big of a loser i am, but i know one thing – you’re an even bigger one.
btw i love how when i toss in the word ‘fanboy’ you get so irritated! you’re just like clockwork. the mere existence of this site burns you up. I love it and thanks for the entertainment! You just live up to the stereotype of a typical lost fanboy quite well.
keep getting angry… fanboy!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’M FANBOY AND I CAN’T GET UP WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The monkey beat me to it! Lost has a continuity expert!? Really!!?? REALLY!!?? What the fuck does he do all day long? He must be a continuity expert on another show, in another timeline, because Lost has more loose ends and continuity errors than any other five shows combined.
I was also shocked that lost has a continuity expert.
Epic Fail!
Imagine the poor guy’s situation. These idiot writers keeping jumping all over time and space. One day the continuity expert will just say “what the heck!” and quit
. Then the fun would begin – wonder who darlton will blame then? 
If that’s your rebuttal fanboy, you’re embarrassing yourself. It’s called game over there’s no comebacks for you homos anymore. I thought we’d have to wait two years for clear proof but due to their stupidity they sped it up for all of us with this most recent flub.
jesus christ. you guys sit around and hump tyler’s leg and talk about how asinine it is that everyone at the “fuselage”–or whatever fucking website-of-the-day you’re babbling about–is so fucking passionate about the show. but you guys spaz out whenever the creators flub something or fuck something up. i cannot possibly convey, in words, how utterly lame that is. i’m pretty sure you guys already know, deep down, how much you suck. so have fun with that. at least i’m awesome.
So awesome that you spend your time religiously following a website that you don’t believe in? We’re at “whylostsucks” because we hate the show. What are you doing here douche bag?
he is here because he feels the same way about lost as we do. He just can’t admit it, as he is a true and faithful fanboy.I think he will later realise how pathetic he was as a fanboy.
This may have been brought up in a long-ago thread, but Ethan’s age is also a huge Lost joke. According to the writers’ own timeline, Ethan was 27 years old in 2004. But the actor who plays Ethan turns 44 next month. Remember the first time you saw Ethan on the first episode? He looked mid-to-late 30s easily. But the writers want you to believe that he’s in his twenties. Complete. Fucking. Nonsense.
Yes , I’ve already mentioned it. And by the age of 23 He was an excellent surgeon. Fanboys say that the others don’t need a degree and things like that, and anyway LaBron James looks much older than he actually is. lol
Good pickup. Another fanboy on another site tries to explain Ethan’s age by saying that he could also be travelling in time, popping up in the past when he’s much older just to interact with the Losties for some as-yet-unknown reason. Never mind that this adds a whole ‘nother layer of insanity to the script.
These fanboys are like the battered wife who tells the police that she just keeps walking into her husband’s fist.
Although I get an enormous amount of pleasure from ripping what has become a terrible show. l have decided to boycott Lost. I can’t watch anymore, even if it is to point out flaws, because then the creators are making money off of me when they’ve obviously shit the bed as of late. I urge everyone else to boycott as well. Fuck this show.
I agree with what you are saying, but I do believe that the producers of this show are NOT purposely trying to toy with the fans, and I don’t think they are laughing at the people who watch it.
No, I believe they truly think they are producing a work of art and have the best thing on TV today. I’ve been on the set and I’ve heard these guys talk.
They are not snickering at us….they think they can walk on water.
you may be right. it seems that they takes this nonsense show seriously. they are sick.
chut up. show is awesome.
lol … are you seeing a doctor ?
PERSONAL OPINION they got to big for their britches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!