Faraday’s day
Big filler/snoozer as usual. In the first minute I think Faraday actually said, “its not important” and “there’s no time for that right now” in the same sentence. That has to be an all time record. If you weren’t keeping track there we 3 shoulder/neck shots. Good thing Faraday’s mom is the one person who can aim a gun on the island, even if it was to shoot her and Widmore’s jungle love child. Don’t worry though, I’m sure he is still alive in some other time period. It kind of kills the point of the dramatic death scene when everyone comes back.
One last thing, enough with the Star Trek already! Shatner must be rolling over in his Priceline suit.
BOOM.
Lost.
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Damn, those armed security suck at shooting the targets. Ghetto thugs have better aim, all the while shooting farther away while halfway leaning out of a moving car.
One more thing, if you’re still not thoroughly convinced that these ass clowns are plotting the storyline season by season, just watch this episode. They were not destined to leave, then they had to go baaaaack, then doc was really not supposed to be there, when last season they put such great emphasis on that fact, then they hatched a plan to bail on the island for good.
Good grief.
testing
My goodness that episode was terrible. music is stupid, dialogue is stupid, premise is stupid.
Once Faraday alters the course of time this website will have never existed.
Boom
WhyLostSucks.com
Ha. Awesome!
Not gonna happen! Idiot got shot by his mommie.
100th episode depressed me, i can’t believe i’ve spent 4200 minutes watching this show. this show sucks more and more every week. I love my wife tho.
previously on crap
This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my whole life.
hi
first of all i would like to agree with frizard. i was really expecting more for the 100th episode. like at least one really cool thing wold have been enough.
but at least my husband is still entertaining after 4200 minutes
i love you
i hate this show, i need to say it.
i love you too but lost sucks like the sandwiches you bring back from your work sometimes.
Interesting.
Both you and your wife hate capital letters.
It’s almost like you’re the same person.
No, we are different and I am perfectly capable of using capitals.
PS
I love my husband but Lost still needs improvements.
caps are boring though
i hate my wife and i hate myself.
i hate you too
no some impersonater wrote that and i really love my husband
lies
no i just ate two of those sandwiches and they were really good like lost first few seasons
Episode of Law and Order:
Dude walks his dog through park. Finds dead body.
Crime scene investigated.
Autopsy performed; murder determined.
Police interview people, some redundantly.
Suspect apprehended.
Case goes to trial.
Suspect found guilty.
Suspect sentenced.
That’s basically a couple years of real life crammed into one hour.
Episode of Lost:
Meaningless talk for a couple minutes.
Trek to that one fence pole that has the on/off switch.
Dude gets shot by his mom.
Ten minutes of real life stretched into one hour.
lost is homosexual
Fell asleep after watching 10 minutes of this episode. Can’t bear another minute, EVER! Goodbye and good luck, diehards.
Y’all need to look at the bright side… at least there will be a new exciting episode of “24″ next week!
There’s not even any stupid fun in this show anymore.
Just stupid.
This episode was excruciating.
Best/worst moment was after a thirty second gunfight and huge gasoline tank explosion Radzinsky yells “Sound the alarm!”
WTF?! That compound is what, two acres big and nobody heard the gunfire or the explosion?
Baldzinsky is as irritating as Mrs. Botox. The dude needs to lay off the jungle maryjay. Way too paranoid and trigger happy.
Dharma shoots about as bad as Stormtroopers.
Who would have guessed that the guns would be locked up outside in the garage and that the new janitor would have the key?
High speed jungle trek with gunfire! Kate drives like grandma coming home from church on Sunday.
Jack looks haggard and gaunt. Needs more botox, less alcohol.
OMG what a boring piece of shit! the 100th episode? And that’s what they got? I feel for Darlton. Even fanboys will stop watching this crap after this horrible season.
1. pointless flashback again
2. Pointless character killed agian. Who cares? Oh wait. They are gonna take Dan to the magic temple,and he will live again.
3. Des brotha is alive and he will never leave Penny again
4. We saw at least 3 scenes from previous episodes, or season.
It is hard to say anything about this show anymore. It is so bad that words cannot express it.
BOOOM
LOST
omg just seen the promo of next week’s epi. They want to change the future, not to crash flight 815..this is totally ridiculous..fans have talked about this for years and now they play this cheap trick..
I posted this premise awhile back. Said that they would use the donkey wheel to just go back to the airport in Australia right before the plane takes off. They just have a big group hug and that is that. Lost sucks.
Hi…my name is Large Beer and I have been Lost sober for five weeks now! Haven’t missed it brothas.
About the comic-con video:
“I think some people believe that they hear Faraday’s voice in the Comic-Con experience. These events are sort of partially canon but more promotional than they are canon. Giving the audience a sneak peak as to what the season is about. ”
These two fucks are pretty disgusting.They try to cover their every mistake.
The worst part of this episode is also the worst part of all of season 5, and it’s how stupid LaFleur has become. He used to be smart, inventive, and one step ahead of everyone. Now in the face of realizing his con is falling apart around him, his grand plan is to just go live on the beach forever? As if Dharma and the Hostile will just allow that to happen?
OK, let’s accept that this was the best plan LaFleur could think of. Is there any excuse for wasting valuable time by packing up all their belongings?
No.No more excuses from these stupid fucks!They failed in every way!
Faragay’s behaviour was laughable. He cocked his gun instead of talking reasonably with the eyeliner gay dude. But u know it is destiny.
Desmond’s story seems to be over. Anticlimatic? Absolutely.
The whole season based on the concept of WHH. But suddenly faragay realized that he might change the past because he discovered the variable. WTF?
Why is faragay American while he has 2 Britsh parents. He even attended Oxford University. Why is his name faraday? Why not widmore or hawking?
Sorry but I don’t have time to explain it right now.
He cocked his gun instead of talking reasonably with the eyeliner gay dude.
Exactly!
I mean the guy is supposedly hasn’t even touched a gun. He needs help from his mom (a girl who doesn’t even know he’s her son + a very violent one at that – as discovered by faraday himself in one of the flashes) and what does he do? He goes into a camp full of “hostiles” with a gun instead of lifting his hands up in the air! And this is apparently character “logic”.
Cool how Dan manages to change his uniform incl. Tshirt during the jeep drive to Orchid. No time to answer Jack but to organise a new uniform!
(I just thought I concentrate on “exterior” optical continuity flaws, as “interior” logic and storytelling continuity now finally doesn’t exist anymore. Therefor a flaw is, when something actually makes sense. That’s indeed a great overall writers’ concept for the show, that really explains all this longtime bullshit on LOST. Really imaginative
, I obviously misjudged Abrams!)
It’s now officially Nickeloden, aiming at age 11-14.
It’s definitely over,
Auf Wiedersehen
Don’t give up! I know it is hard!
As Mr Eko said:
“We are being tested”
“Cool how Dan manages to change his uniform incl. Tshirt during the jeep drive to Orchid. No time to answer Jack but to organise a new uniform!”
I noticed that too! From jet black jumpsuit to charcoal grey! How is that kind of mistake even possible?
They must have laid off their script supervisor.
Or maybe he was drunk that day.
or maybe that silly Mr. Wardrobe Guy passed out the wrong costume that day….oh Rollo, you go girl!
Cool too how Jack was holding the bandage to put on Faraday’s neck wound before their trek into the jungle.
The scene switched to Kate for about two seconds at most then Dan is jumping out of the jeep with the bandage on his neck. Not even close to enough time for the bandage to be applied.
I laughed out loud.
God Almighty! The new meme for Lost this week was all about “resetting,” “starting over,” and “going back to square one.” Which means that everything from the pilot episode to now has been filler.
They’re going to start over (AGAIN), but this time around Darlton can no longer lie about the fact that Lost is all about time travel. And just to put things into perspective: The ENTIRE story arc of Lost—from the pilot to the series finale—is what Star Trek TNG or Star Trek Voyager used to do (and do quite well) in special 2-part episodes. That’s 2 hours compared to, what, about 120 hours of Lost? Shows what you can accomplish when you don’t have to back-story 500 characters who have weekly stare-downs while not sharing information.
AND NOW, A POSITIVE COMMENT ABOUT LOST: Once again this week, Jack and Sawyer have been talking to each other and behaving almost like normal people would in a desperate situation.
BUT THEN THERE’S THIS: Faraday has mommy issues, and I guess daddy issues too. Shocking. The next time the Dharma sub makes one if its half-hourly runs, it ought to bring over some kind of family therapist. (S)he would get more work than Botox’s plastic surgeon.
AND NOW, A POSITIVE COMMENT ABOUT LOST: Once again this week, Jack and Sawyer have been talking to each other and behaving almost like normal people would in a desperate situation
Wanted to point that out too. Jack is surprisingly communicative
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Though Sawyer did at one point tell Faraday “I’d love to swap theories with you but no time” or something of that sort :-p.
Ya know, Charles Manson didnt really go over the edge until he saw the first season of “The Brady Bunch.” Now one has to wonder how many deeply disturbed indiddles LOST has pushewd over the edge. Yes, you definitely write like you are kinda gay and I am changing my name 2 “Ja Ja Nipples.”
I have no idea what you r talking about but I really enjoyed the sandwiches you brought home from work.
Now I know your gay…
I think you must be gay!!!
What the fuck does pushing a button have to do with keeping the “energy” at bay. It doesn’t even make since from the start. Let’s use concrete, steel, whatever else to lock this energy back up but only if we attach a trap door that will open is we don’t type in a code to some relic of a computer. It’s the fucking 70s for God’s sake, computers weren’t even reliable back then. Why would anyone put their fate in the hands of the Apple II. Why not just completely seal the energy in without incorporating the need for a computer to be pushed every 100 minutes or so? If a computer is absolutely a must why not have it enter the code on its own, isn’t that the point of computers? to make things easier not more difficult.
Last, let’s change the course of history so that our plane never crashes? How about you just stay off the island after you got off a few seasons ago. It’s not like they’ve come back to answer any one of the impending questions. Instead, the writers have actually brought all the characters back to avoid answering any of the mysteries they’ve created.
Give me a fucking break.
“Why would anyone put their fate in the hands of the Apple II?”
I think the hatch has a TI-99/4A running PASCAL with a smokin’ 256 bytes of RAM, 32K memory, and a bitchin’ 5 1/4″ floppy drive.
In addition to pushing the button to keep the energy from being released, Desmond had to reboot every 45 minutes to keep the system from crashing.
I had one. I know.
You did not have a TI-994A with a 5 -1/4″ floppy drive. There was no such attachment available, ever. I know, because I had one with a cassette tape backup.
Wikipedia, and legions of people like myself who had the TI-99/4A with the 5 1/4″ floppy as a peripheral, beg to disagree.
Haha everyone needs to relax. I just used the oldest computer that came to mind. I have no idea what’s good and what is bad, I was just trying to make the point that there is no reason to have a computer that needs to be pressed every 45 minutes for something as “important” as keeping the energy boxed in.
It still wouldn’t make since even if they were using a mac book.
“I was just trying to make the point that there is no reason to have a computer that needs to be pressed every 45 minutes for something as “important” as keeping the energy boxed in.”
Exactamundo. Like you said in the original post, computers exist to make things EASIER not HARDER. You could write about 2 lines of code that would accomplish the same thing as a human pushing a button, but of course this would never occur to the Lost writers.
This is the episode Darlton held back from last week. An extra week to tweak it didn’t seem to help much. Convoluted mess.
Mega gun cocking.
Faraday getting his moves on with little redhaired girl.
Man oh man, that Hurley is fat.
They can use his blubber for lamps once they get back to the beach.
Once again Lost disappoints. This piece of turd stinks more than a 5 day old piece of ham which has been lying dormant in the Egyptian sun.
One question, was does Faragay always have to whisper? Everytime he talks I have to turn the volume up on my television. Doesn’t that homo have a normal tone to his voice?
I know. When he said “I’m going to blow up a hyrdogen bomb” I seriously had to tivo back and forth 8 times to understand that. There were 3 of us watching an no one could get it.
Try to use CC, it’s not just Faraday (Faggyday, Faragay, etc) it’s just about everyone. As bad as this season is apparently sucking I am seriously jonesing to see it.
CPT Preevyet on duty you know where (7 more months to go)
LOST RATINGS STABILIZE
They got 8.81 mil, down just a little over 2% from two weeks ago. They are still #3 for the night in total viewers (Criminal Minds got about 4.5 mil more), but it could’ve been a lot worse.
On the other hand, Darlton has been hyping this as one of those “major” episodes (you know, the ones where they say “hey, we’ll be ’splainin’ stuff”), but this couldn’t bump them over 9 mil or 4.0 in the demo.
Yes, folks, as you can see, my only contributions to the site are my tedious diatribes on ratings.
Somebody has to do it.
The fact that these posts annoy you so much is almost as enjoyable to me as seeing Lost’s ratings nosedive as people finally wise up.
Even bad Lost episodes can be somewhat entertaining. As bad as last season’s finale was, with the whole island disappearing, it was still interesting considering nothing like that had been seen on the show. But Faragay’s episode was just the worse, easily eclipsing any previously bad Lost epi.
It was literally 60 minutes of Dan crying. Not only is he the 57th character to have a pointless flashback, we really didn’t learn anything we already knew. He is Eloise and Widmore’s son? No way? Another connection? The gas tank exploding from a single bullet is piss-poor writing. Also, where are all the Dharma-folk? I swear the compound is made up of our few main characters, Radzinksi, Ben’s dad who is now no longer concerned with Ben, and a few other workers. Thank god this season is drawing to a close.
The worse thing was that the gas tank was conveniently named “Fuel” for jack to shoot at it
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You know that scene at the end of “V” where the hybrid human/alien child saves the day with her mystical powers?
If LOST ever actually follows threw with the whole mysterious Aaron storyline (the psychic, the visions, etc), brings him back to the island and has him walk up and absorb the magnetic power of the island in a mysterious purple aura, I’m going to shoot a puppy.
Did anyone wish that Faraday and Jack had done a classic LOST stare at each other when he first knocked at the door? Instead, he barges in there screaming at Jack out of the blue…it was downhill from there.
The “sound the alarm” point brought up earlier was spot on. I thought about this when Sawyer *hears* the alarm…what, he couldn’t hear the firefight?
The Miles/Daddy/Daniel confrontation at the orchid was hilariously bad.
that should have been “through” but maybe threw–as in “threw away the plotline”–is an appropriate typo
Clearly Jack is not over being anally raped by Sawyer. And no, it didn’t help that Kate witnessed the whole thing and keeps dropping hints to Jack thereby emascualting him. The only good thing about the brutal attack on Jack is that rape often leads to romance on most TV shows. I’m sure soon we’ll see Sawyer doing something nice like sharing a peach with Jack who is hungry and eventually it will blossom into something beautiful. Kate of course will be there to just hold the camera.
Yeah, but the funniest bit was when Sawyer was anally raped by Juliet… now we know who has the balls in that relationship. Besides, nobody listens to Sawyer. The fact that the writers gave him more screen time this season just show how shitty these episodes have been (Sawyer exists for the sole purpose of bringing those desperate women who need to watch a man without his shirt… Steamy!.. Not) That hillbilly inbred has no balls and is one of the stupidest characters on the show, thank God he just showed what a coward and pussy he is. And it doesn’t help the guy portraying him is a fucking horrid actor.
Was that Marty McFly in the background in a Dharma jumpsuit. Should’ve known he and Doc Brown were involved in this wacky shit.
Go Johnny go go! Johnny be good!!!
Yeah they are trying to figure out how to get the Dharma van up to 88 mph just as lightning strikes the Dharma clock tower.
No joke, I actually laughed out loud. That is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
Faraday’s mom has the hots for him.
Jealous of the girlfriend + time travel + guns = bad news
That would be the only thing that could save the show at this point. I would change the name of this site to “whylostrules.com”
Previously on Lost…
I have no clue.
If there is any good to come from the recession it is the fact that cable is no longer in my budget. I can’t find my rabbit ears to save my life so I haven’t seen this tripe in weeks. The curse has been lifted. I’m sure that I could watch it online but I could also drink a bottle of bleach. Just because you can do something doesn’t mean that you should.
“Ladies and gentlemen I’m about to travel through time, I bid you adieu.”
Bring back some more sandwiches, but NO MORE CHEESE.
watch out for the nose bleeds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you arrive at your time travel destination do something useful there:
- amass $$$ by placing bets on sports, lotteries and stockmarket
- file patents on pc, cellphone, portable mp3 player, viagra, etc.
- warn Al Gore about Florida and chads
- warn govt about natural disasters & terrorists
In other words, don’t sit on your ass in a hut on an island doing sweetfuckall with the golden goose.
Well said!
Something else rreally stupid that proves the writers have no idea what they’re doing and never have:
Twitchy’s big revelation for this episode was that he spent so much time thinking about the “Constants” that he failed to realize that there were important “Variables”, which are people. Except that the only two “Constants” we’ve seen have both been “people”, one of which he already realized was a “Variable” with the ability to change the past.
Go back and watch Twitchy explain how time travel works in “The Constant” and there is no way to conclude that it fits with what he says in this episode.
It’s like a math professor saying he’s spent so much time on addition that he completely forgot about subtraction. It’s so fucking stupid. How do you possibly overlook variables when you’ve “been studying this your entire life?”
Maybe all the jungle treks payed off and jogged his memory. Either that or this show completely blows.
That was idiotic beyond belief.
A whole life spent studying physics at Oxford and all he has to show for it is two elementary school buzzwords – constants and variables?
I can’t wait for next season where Darlton will cozy up to higher mathematical concepts such as numerators, denominators and fractions.
Darlton should stop blowing science up the viewing public’s ass. They’re coming across as rubes and frauds. Total posers. Using baking soda and vinegar in a paper mache volcano won’t cut it.
What’s with the WIRED magazine cover, Darlton? No one reads that lameass hasbeen ad infested rag that poses as a tech publication. It’s the MAXIM of science mags. Try DISCOVERY, SCIAM, AMERICAN SCIENTIST, PHYSICS TODAY, SYMMETRY, IEEE next time.
Learn to use the search function on ARXIV.ORG Darlton.
Oh man, you guys are killing me with this stuff! Faragay’s speech only proves that he has no idea what constants are, what variables are, and how they differ. I could almost forgive the writers for screwing up hypothesis vs. theory since most people think they’re interchangeable anyway, but they’ve made Faragay look like a complete retard. He’ll be operating under his standard set of assumptions, then it’s “wait a minute, let me check my magical notebook of doodles,” then he completely revises his life’s work. And he does this about three times an episode.
Boom.
NO CLUE
In the real academic world Faragay wouldn’t have made it past TA (teaching assistant). Too annoying. Too twitchy.
He needs to decrease the size of his doodles and cursive. He can’t seem to fit all that much onto a page. That’s usually a sign of a slow, lazy mind behind the pen. If you’ve been buried in general relativity and time travel for most of your life, I’d expect a notebook jampacked with notes, equations, charts, diagrams and maybe a clipping or two from a computer printout? I’d also expect more than one notebook in all that time?
His notebook is a TO DO list at best.
I really hated this actor in Saving Private Ryan. Tom Hanks or Tom Sizemore should have fragged his miserable ass. He played a twitchy coward hiding in a foxhole to the nth degree then and he’s doing it now as well.
And if truly was a PhD at Oxford, his “notes” would constitute several dozen hard-bound Composition notebooks. He’d be hauling around a freaking library of notes.
OMG! Her son is Daniel Faraday! Quick! Cue the dramatic music because nobody had a fuckin clue!
why is daniel’s last name faraday when his mom’s last name is hawking and his dad’s last name is widmore?
i love my husband
Hmmmmm.
Good catch. I hadn’t even thought about it.
That and, as Simon pointed out, his parents are both British, he was educated at an English university, but Dan himself has a solid American accent.
None of it makes any sense.
I’m sure Darlton has a secret answer to that. It is very mysterious, something like he was raised in foster care in the US. Though we saw Hawking raising him but that doesn’t matter right now.
Which they’ll obviously dedicate an entire episode to..
Why did Juliet need to tell them the code for the sonic fence? Didn’t LaFleur and her cross it already to deliver Ben to the Others?
He’s only the head of security. Why would he know the security codes? It makes sense that that information is restricted to only people in the motor pool.
I was mistaken. Sawyer knew the code in the Ben-epissode, not Kate or Jack.
I’m sure this question has been asked many times over. I have asked myself it in the first episode “the button” appeared: Why don’t they just write a simple script that pushes the button for them?
I’ve wondered about that since the beginning of the show.
A script or batch file or whatever would have totally easy.
Hell, they didn’t really even need a computer. A mechanical device with a big wind up clock that would vent whatever it vents every 90 minutes would have been better. Wind it up every morning and let it go till the next morning.
Because then we couldn’t have spent an entire useful season inside the hatch.
Also, if you would have told Desmond god-knows how many years earlier that the only thing that would happen if he stops pushing the button is a plane crash where most the passengers survive the guy wouldn’t have spent a fucking day inside the hatch.
Better yet, you should have just told him that he would be able to see bits of the future if he turned the fail-safe key instead of pushing the button, and nothing would happen other than the hatch imploding. Remember, he believed that the world would end if he didn’t push the button.
Faraday hasn’t learned his 1st law of thermodynamics: energy can’t be destroyed.
Don’t hospitals usually call the fuzz when someone with a gunshot wound comes in?
The humbling Dr Shepherd received from being demoted to a janitor makes him a better character, summing up Lost: “We disappeared out of an airplane in mid air and reappeared in 1977. I’m kinda gettin used to insane.”
Much like “this is ridiculous!”
Faratard getting shot was telegraphed. I mean he stood there, surrounded by others, pointing a gun at one and threatening him.
I gotta say, young Eluise is quite hot.
what happened to sayid?
“That’s not important right now!”
We don’t have time to answer that!
” It doesn’t matter”
Never ask me that AGAIN!!!
Boom.
LOST
Test
Ben+Eloise+Widmore equals the original Jack+Kate+Sawyer. Eloise and Widmore had a kid together, we see they still are in contact, seemingly working together…Eloise seems to be ther guardian of the lampost station, which is capable of finding the island….Widmore says he has “spent 20 years trying to get back to the island”….eloise helps Ben, Widmore’s enemy, get back to the island via the Lampost.
Oh, and exactly when and how did Faraday determine the date and time of the incident?
Guys! Do you realize that after 80 posts there is not even one fanboy? Please, don’t give up!
Daniel is a boring character, and a whole episode revolving around him spazzing out in the past and present has to be one of the worst ideas that darlton have come up with. This season has had some terribly boring episodes and this one probably ranks up there in the top three.
The biggest problem with this episode was his lame attempt at explaining time travel, variables and constants. So let me get this straight – he first says in a previous episode that the future can’t be changed by events in the past. Of course the only ones who can change anything would be PEOPLE! But now in this episode he says that he didn’t consider the variables, i.e. PEOPLE. WTF?? The way the writers jerk their fans around is hilarious. They dig themselves into a big hole, and then in an attempt to get out of the hole they dig themselves even further down… “no no dig up stupid!”.
There was nothing else worthwhile in this episode. More and more gun cocking and shoot outs (some how the losties have become expert marksmen with handguns), another jungle trek and a useless flashback having to do with dan’s mom and dad.
And then there was that out of place seen with the perv desmond. Once again reassuring Penny that he’s not going back. Yup you guessed where we will see him next.
I can’t wait for next week when somehow daniel’s gun shot wound is on another part of his body, and some how he’s in great health again.
oh and did anyone notice how much gun cocking they managed to fit in to the the preview for next week?
yes, at leat 5 gun cockings in the promo.maybe a new record?
Not a single Lost fanboy in here defending the episode?
lol, if thats not a sign that this one was a stinker, idk what is.
I feel like I’m going through the stages of grief with this show.
At first I was angry at the show, now it’s just depressing to watch.
I can’t believe that 2 years ago, I was a raving fan, reading pages upon pages
of theories trying to explain the show.
BTW JJ abrams stopped writing for the show a long time ago. He left it up to these two clowns who have completely no idea where to go with this show. Its a damn shame, watch season 1 and you’ll see what I mean.
This is JJ Abrams’ modus operandi. He’ll start off with a killer premise and pilot (at least he used to), then he just walks away. Look at that p.o.s. Cloverfield. He warmed over some Lost concepts, then got his lackeys to write and direct it.
And now he’s going to put one of the final nails in the Star Trek coffin.
The guy’s a one trick pony, and he’s got no second act.
Don’t worry. Current Lost fan who lurks here for entertainment : Loved the episode quite a bit.
Also, JJ Abrams didn’t do anything for season 1 other than directing and co-writing the pilot. Oh, and coming up with the title theme.
You’re not really a Lost fan.
Lost fans who post here are aggressive, abrasive, irritating inane assholes!
and as always, lost my interest continues to contribute absolutely nothing worthwhile to discussions at this site. it was awesome when Riley owned your ass in the last blog post and told you to take off your panties. i see you’re using bad words now. very nice!
Define “bad word”.
This is exactly what happens when you let a freakin rightwinger stay in the Whitehouse for 8 years.
Sawyer SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS! Oh My, what a pussy! He is a worthless piece of shit who wasn’t smart enough to hide the fucking loser guy elsewhere so everyone found out. I shit on mr. LeFleur!!!
Through the whole episode, whenever someone who wasn’t a threat to him knocked on his door, he answered the door with a gun in his hand, ready to shoot.
When people who were obviously a threat to him pounded on his door….he decided to open the door…without a gun in his hand.
What a dumbass!
I call him ”Hillbilly Joe meets Cheap Sci-Fi Show”… and he is the ”hero” and ‘’saint” most fans adore… how pathetic!!!
Get rid of the loser this season… at least to watch most female fans crying and cutting their own wrists!!!
I figured out what LOST is about this season:
Two seperate circuses visiting the island. One group lives in tents and the other in small huts.
Carny folk are notoriously competitive and distrustful of each other. They do battle in jumpsuits occassionly to sort out misunderstandings and transgressions.
THUD!
LOST
“LaFleur” should have never even lasted that long. I’ve said this before but don’t you think that the people of the DI would become slightly suspicious over three years that Sawyer has never even uttered a single word in French, the fact that he would have no idea where anything is or the history of the country, and that he speaks with a Southern accent? Nah, let’s put this random shadeball that looks like a whitetrash mechanic in charge of security without doing the most basic of background checks.
It’s not that weird, he could be from Louisiana.
He said he was a “French explorer,” that’s like an American with Gaelic ancestry presenting himself as an “Irish explorer” when questioned, nobody would do that. You’re an idiot.
your mother…is an other?
no, no, thats your brother from an other mother…
Let’s talk about something far more important than Lost…
How about the fucking Chicago Bulls. I was at the game tonight vs the Celtics and I gotta say it was unreal. I mean this is a series of a lifetime and feel blessed to witness it. Now let me hate on the fucking scumbag Celtics:
1.) Kevin Garnett: Loud-mouth extra from the movie Blood Diamond.
2.) Paul Pierce: a beatle juice from the Howard Stern look-a-like that complains about every single call, every single play. Even when a call goes his way he’s still bitching to the refs about the previous play.
3.) Rajon Rondo: Juwanna Mann
4.) Ray Allen: when you drop 51 on nine 3s there’s not much room to talk shit. Good game.
However, none of this matters because the Bulls got it done tonight. Rose is on another level but most importantly is humble. Brad Miller made up for his missed free throws last game in a big way. And I never thought I’d see the day but I’m actually becoming a fan of Joakim Noah. As douchey as he might be the kid’s got heart.
Chicago in 7!!!!!!!
Ya, its been one crazy series. I dont even like either team but that’s some quality entertainment.
omg on the fuselage the’ didn’t like it” section is full of commnets.
omg, someone from an anti-lost site is, unsurprisingly, repeatedly visiting lost fansites due to some deep-seated OCD issues.
I’ve always did say, when lost is over simon is over. they complete each other! crazy world we live in…
welcome back, fanboys!
So says someone from a Lost-site who is, unsurprisingly, repeatedly visiting lost-sucks sites due to some deep-seated OCD issues.
look who’s talking …you dislike it, still you watch it..it is very old, but it’s a clasic.i bet you watch spoilers also..haha disgusting lifes you all have
Same old record, for the umpteenth time. Poor you, your brain must be tired from processing all the “brilliant” things Faraday talked about..
you just don t get it do you..you did watch faraday also…why?..because you don’t have others things to do..as i said disgusting
If I “disgust” you so much, then why do you even reply to me? Nobody is forcing you to stay on this website and read the comments/wait for replies. There’s a big cross mark on the top-right corner of your web-browser that you are welcome to use anytime.
don’t hurt alexy, we need him. Without fanboys, this site wouldn’t be so interesting.
But sad thing: Not even one(!) post tried to tell us why this episode didn’t suck.
Simon, thats what I wanted ask Alex next. I mean he’s read some 120-odd comments and all he can think of replying to our reasoning is the same old if-you-dislike-it-why-watch-it crap.
its not crap its fact.i don’t want to post a defending post, because simon will reply with an idiotic post
greatest argument evah!
any time for you simon, my friend
that was a weak response, which is about what i’d expect from you. i come here to make fun of your guys for being fuckheads. that loser simon visits both here AND the fucking fuselage because he’s literally obsessed with the show. christ, most of the effing “fanboys” you retards try and fail to mock half the time don’t obsess over the show nearly as much as you assholes.
also, eat shit.
Wow.
Looks like I made someone so angry that they are posting as me.
Not my style though which is obvious.
Which Lost fan is it?
It must be gay alexy or lostNlost. They must be very angry as they can’t tell us a single statement why this eisode didn’t suck. They feel frustrated as even they feel that it was a pile of shit.
Heh.
I went through some of the comments in another thread there and found this:
“Well, from what was hinted at in the preview… It looks like some of them will be emerging from a pool of water into what appears to be part of the Temple. And the Altar of Anubis is located deep in the Temple. Whatever happens in these last few episodes may very well be the catalyst that wakes it up considering their vicinity to its ‘home’.”
Sounds like next week has the potential to be the worst episode ever.
yeah probably we are gonna see some magic next week , maybe the black fart smoke returns?
I thought from comments I read here that people criticizing episodes or uttering discontent were banned from the fuselage.
Think about what a complete asshole Faraday is:
His mother, who obviously doesn’t realize that he is her son, mortally shoots him. Rather than taking this secret with him to his grave, he chooses to tell her who he is, ensuring that she will live with the torment for the rest of her life of knowing that she will have a son and will have to send him to this island so that she can kill him in the past.
The one fucking time when a Lost character decides to share an important secret with someone, it was the worst possible time.
it would be much awesomer if he fucked his mother so he’d be his own dad. that would explain why his last name is faraday instead of widmore or hawking- cause his father’s last name was faraday! yay!
Agreed. 1970s Eluise did look very fuckable.
Great observation!
OMFG: omg, someone from an anti-lost site is, unsurprisingly, repeatedly visiting lost fansites due to some deep-seated OCD issues.
Alexey: I’ve always did say, when lost is over simon is over. they complete each other! crazy world we live in…
Ben: Good job!!…..um, good job. Well done. Listen you guys, don’t give up, give us your very best until the end! Don’t be a quitter now, without the fanboys the show just simply fades away for me, omg, the picture of my family, my BROTHER, he’s fading awaaaaaay! OMG my hand! It’s fading!! Kiss her George dammit , frickin kiss her!!!
What?
Back to the Future reference. (again)
In the final episode of the final season it will be revealed that Widmore has been working for Bif this entire time.
Heh, I feel like Stan in the DeLorean episode of American Dad.
I feel like the BTTF fan who wants the Delorean door even more badly than Stan.
Lost worst the television on show is.
-Damon Lindelof
Unlike many people who dislike the fact that lost is scifi now, I don’t really mind it. In fact I have always loved time travel. I adore 12 monkeys and Donnie Darko. So when time travel was introduced I was fascinated. I love reading the theories and speculating how things happen. But now i don’t know what to think.
I loved “The Constant” episode of Lost. It did nothing in terms of story-line, but the way the story was told in that particular episode was really enjoyable. Or maybe it was Desmond
. When I heard about “The variable”, 100th episode, blah, blah I expected a lot out of it. Well, I should learn by now not to expect too much of the mess that Lost has become.
Leave alone the way supposedly-sane Faraday was behaving (an inexperienced waving a gun first at Radzinsky and then at the “Hostiles”), his explanations made no sense at all. As some people have said earlier, its like Einstein disproving the theory of relativity. You believed in something, dammit, follow it through.
Now either the Losties will do everything they can and jump into an alternate time-line by changing things, or no matter what they do, things will still remain the same. And I know that I won’t be satisfied with either of those solutions. Its all been there seen that. Time travel movies have always had this problem, because they have to conform to either of these, but well, I was still hoping that Lost would come up with something radical. I don’t want to let go of the hope. Lost is one of the 5 shows that I actually watch on primetime, but maybe I’m better of with Seinfeld re-runs.
Darlton, only about 20 episodes to prove me wrong!
sorry to tell you but there is absolutely no hope for this trainwreck show.
I know man, I’m doomed.
“You believed in something, dammit, follow it through.”
That would be extremely unscientific.
I dig the idea of getting a Dharma van up to 88 MPH and am guessing that Faraday will invent the flux capaciter in the season finale, based on his past “relativistic physics” research with an immenent colleague, Professor Brown. And thus prompt Hurley to write the original synopsis of Back to the Future, that he later trades with Robert Zemeckis for a delicious sandwich.
That’s why the Libyan terrorists are driving that van in BTTF. A little goofy reference to Dharma.
But the frozen wheel leads to Tunisia.
Or SINISTER reference.
So Dans plan is:
eliminate the EM problem
so flight 815 won’t crash
so he won’t be sent to the island
so he won’t travel back in time
so the EM thing won’t be eliminated
so flight 815 will crash
so he will be sent to the island
and travel back in time
and eliminate the EM problem
so flight 815 won’t crash
so he won’t be sent to the island
so he won’t travel back in time
so the EM thing won’t be eliminated
so flight 815 will crash
so he will be sent to the island
and travel back in time
and eliminate the EM problem
so flight 815 won’t crash
et cetera.
et cetera.
et cetera.
I hope there’s some part of that plan that I just don’t get.
I also hope that he didn’t just lay out the course for the end of the show:
A big, hydrogen-powered reset button gets pushed and all the original passengers deplane in Fiji in 2003 like nothing happened.
That would be the worst possible resolution to this story, IMO.
the series won’t end with the passengers making it to their destination safely. the reason being that this outcome wouldn’t have been so explicitly explained by daniel so early on. i could see them making it to their destination without having crashed on the island as the season 5 finale, but then all of season 6 will be used to “fix” what’s now wrong with the island because they never made it there.
what i want to know is, besides these fuckers being the main characters, what’s so important about the oceanic 815 passengers anyway? if their plane never crashes on the island, all that fucked up shit will still be going on there, they just won’t be a part of it. and considering that they basically contribute nothing to the events on the island, their presence or absence wouldn’t change much of the outcome anyway.
sure, they do a lot of stuff, but nothing that ever results in anything. sure lockes been killed a few times and is well enough to fuck al bundy’s wife. during surgery, jack slit ben’s kidney or was it spleen? i don’t even remember. oh yeah he has a tattoo too. they all lie to each other constantly. kate killed some folks, but is not guilty cause jack says she’s a nice gal. ben gets the shit kicked out of him every episode. rose and bernard are sitting in their hotel suites waiting for their contracts to be renewed. michael kills two dumb cunts so they can’t drink and drive anymore, gets blown up and then becomes reincarnated as a cop on a different show. walt went the way of urkel and isn’t cute anymore, so they ditched him even though he’s so special. sure lots of stuff happens- that’s how the writers fill up time. but nothing ever really results from it. hell i did a lot of stuff yesterday, but it’s nothing you’d hear about on the news and you sure as hell wouldn’t wanna make 6 seasons of my life. i’ve never seen so much pointless shit happen on a tv show that wasn’t seinfeld, yet seinfeld was actually somewhat clever in its execution.
All good points, but I’m not being so quick to rule out that possible ending scenario.
Has ANY of the relationships between the characters had ANY impact on the story? Or even on the characters?
It wasn’t Jack who wanted to go back after finding out Claire was his half-sister.
Miles’ character doesn’t seem any different since learning who his father is.
Eloise had 30 years to figure out how to NOT kill her son.
Faraday does EXACTLY what Charlotte remembered him doing.
Where was little Dan btw? He can’t be more than 6 years younger than Charlotte. Shouldn’t he be running around the hostiles’ camp somewhere?
“They make it safely to their destination via weird time travel” is the finale of The Langoliers, which the Lost writers have already stolen from repeatedly, so I expect this to be a big part of how Lost ends.
The writers will then add some “cool” twist after they arrive (probably involving Ben or Walt or the statue or the numbers or any other nonsense), all the fanboys will simultaneously orgasm, THE END.
Boom.
LOST
I love time travel stories too…and I can’t believe how “ost has done nothing interesting with it. In my mind, the season has had only two interesting ideas so far, and they ruined them both. The first was Sayid shooting Ben… This would have made so much sense…this could be the reason why Ben was hostile to 815 in the first place (as opposed to just introducing himself the day of the crash, thus saving countless lives, others included). This could also have accounted for how he always knew so much. Who’s to say he didn’t recognize Sayid in season 2? That would have been cheap, but not as cheap as “we took him to the magic temple and now he doesn’t remember anything.”
Erm, you forgot to mention the 2nd interesting idea. And I liked the Sayid episode, he didn’t give too many speeches on time travel. Knew Ben was bad, wanted to get rid of him and went for it. But well, the only mistake is not making sure he was really dead.
Well now we are sure to see that goofy prop hydrogen bomb again.
The bomb never went away. We see it every week. Richard hid the bomb inside Hurley.
Why the fuck is there a hyrdrogen bomb on the island in the first place? Did I miss something or is it safe to assume the Dharma Initiative brought it? I just don’t see these people going through the trouble of building an atomic bomb and then transporting it on a submarine to some weirdo island where best case scenario it kills everyone. I put it up there with building a zoo with polar bears just to look at them. Nothing these fucking retards do is worth the trouble or even begins to scratch the surface of making sense.
It’s like this group of “scientists,” and I use the term loosely, gets together to figure out what the most pointless and difficult thing they could be doing with their time at the current moment is and then goes out and does it.
No the Dharma guys didn’t bring it, it was supposedly brought over by the military to test/detonate or something. I know, equally absurd!
yeah, this h-bomb is so ridiculous. I only miss one thing from lost: a dinosaour. but maybe some stupid fuck turns the donkey ball again and we will go back to that age.
In one of the first episodes this season they travel to the 50s, where the Others have just killed some U.S. mlitary personnel who were going to detonate a nuke on the island and captured said weapon. Faraday helped them stabilize it or something.
Yeah, I do remember about some military/government storyline and the bomb. What I most remember, though, is that the bomb was hanging by a piece of rope(!) on a rickety wooden scaffold(!!)—which would give “Boom…LOST” a whole new meaning and a great finale.
That’s a good one.
The idea of Faraday being sacraficed by his mother is actually interesting (although a bit of a 12 Monkeys rip-off) but the f’ed that one up too. Consider this…he never DID anything! All of his scientific knowledge was wasted…his mother might as well have pushed him to be a janitor, mechanic or construction worker and he could have gone to the island to e killed just the same! If I knew my son’s whole life that I’d just be sending him to his death, I’d probly say, “go ahead honey, play the piano all you want, and go get laid this weekend…life’s short you know!”
Totally agree! If she was sooo into “sacrifice”, she might as well let her son have the time of his life..
I know quite a bit about time travel, seeing as how I went from 1985 to 1955, then back to 1985, then to 2015, then back to 1985, which actually turned out to be an alternate 1985 and not the real 1985, then back to 1955 to fix the 1985 alternate reality problem, then I went to 1885 and finally back to the original 1985.
As pointless as my traveling may have seemed, it makes a ton more sense than the time traveling on Lost.
Another thing, if Daniel Faraday’s mom starts to get amorously infatuated with Daniel instead of Charles Widmore I’m calling this show out for ripping off my life. My mom having the hots for me was heavy. I don’t think Daniel would want to experience that.
hahahahaha
that WAS heavy Marty
How are you even able to type with your time-travel-disease, Mr J. Fox, is my question.
this is my first day reading this site and i must say, thank god i found it.
for the last month, i’ve searched “why does lost suck now? what happened to lost? i hate lost” on google desperately looking for anyone who also thinks lost sucks…. i thought it was just me.
ah, and as a noobie to this site, ima say the things many of you guys have probably all thought
what happened to the glory that was lost
why do i keep watching this week after week knowing i will just confuse myself more
why do i torture myself week after week
why don’t i just cut myself instead of watching lost
i hate lost.
goodbye.
Welcome.
-”why do i keep watching this week after week knowing i will just confuse myself more
why do i torture myself week after week
why don’t i just cut myself instead of watching lost”
Same reason the rest of us do. It’s like driving by a car wreck on the freeway. You don’t want to look but you can’t help yourself so you gawk as you drive by just like all the other people in traffic do.
It’s horrible to see but it’s irresistible too.
Unlike an auto collision though, watching Lost crash and burn is funny! And it’s hard to feel sorry for the victims of the show.
Look at Matthew Fox for instance. He seems like he’s just barely going through the motions now. Like he’s treading water because even he knows the show sucks and he’s bored with it.
But he has told the entertainment world that when Lost is over he’s not going to do anymore TV shows. He’s going to go straight to feature films!
Hey Matt! Ya dumb bastard. I got two words for ya! DAVID CARUSO! Think about it.
It’s just so bad it’s good.
I don’t feel bad for the actors… maybe because a lot of them aren’t talented and shouldn’t be called actors (maybe glorified stereotypes). But yes, they are practically rolling their eyes when they’re saying their lines.
As for Matthew Fox, never say never. There are always great shows on HBO, but i don’t think the last seasons of LOST on Fox’s resume are going to blow the mind of any producer from that network! He’d better shut up and keep shaking that ass and grabbing that cash.
ps, you guys are hilario.
Welcome, Christine!
I was buying on Amazon and suddenly I saw the ad for Lost Season 5 on DVD/BluRay. Wow, even the artwork of the boxset is horrid! You have to check it out… it’s so bad.
yeah I saw it. Even the fanboys think that it is fake ! Ha!
An ode to Widmore:
For reasons that haven’t been explained this guy is apparently rich. In order to fund the ridiculousness known as the Dharma Initiative he must be FILTHY rich. And for reasons completely unexplainable this douche bag is willing to throw away all that money to “explore science” or whatever the fuck they are supposed to be doing there.
None of his lawyers, financial advisors, business partners, and or bankers find it peciluar that he is draining his life savings by sponsoring submarine ships, full of supplies, to unknown remote islands. Not one of them would question him as to what the hell he’s doing? Now I haven’t watched probably the last six episodes so maybe they’ve explained it but what is the point or is that supposed to another one of the “mysteries” on this godforsaken show.
“Now I haven’t watched probably the last six episodes so maybe they’ve explained it but what is the point or is that supposed to another one of the “mysteries” on this godforsaken show.”
Don’t worry, they haven’t.
I don’t understand something. Widmore and Hawking knew each other for ages they even fucked.So widmore was looking for the island for 20 years and his girlfriend knew how to go back (she lived above the lampost, the dharma station.I don’t know how she even got there.She was an other not dharma). So widmore could track down anybody but he didn’t know that his ex knew how to get back to the myterious island(he even knew her adress)
Am I missing something?
You love this show, you’re so fucking obssesed with it
That’s all you’ve got?
In this show, you don’t know when somebody is lying. The writers have a very convenient way of negating things, the character will just say “I lied” and thats the end of it. Ofcourse you again don’t know whether he is lying when he says he lied :-O.
Also you forget, characters know each other doesn’t mean they tell each other everything
. For all you know, the all-knowing Widmore might not even know his girlfriend’s superpower 
.
“Am I missing something?”
No, but the show is.
i can bet that when they “make it to the beach” the mysterious serial killer Saeed will show up behind the grass makin some sounds and they will raise their guns and stare to each others like whores and then when he show up the usual stalling camera stuck at any stupid face saying
“Hello –insert any fucken previous lostie dude’s name–”
that famous fcuken sentence that appears in every fucken episode in a very fucken series called lost.
Danke schun
Ahmed
man i could continue writing the scripts for this stupid show
i mean anyone of you could write anything that does these things
1-bring any fucken dead mate alive
2-bring any fucken dude back to the island
3-make all the characters that apperaed on the show from season 1 till now make them relatives and fucken couples that know each other from 20 years
4-make every character that met before meet again with the famous sentence and famous camera stucking “Hello -insert your mother name here–”
Two questions answered this episode:
Q. Why don’t the Losties ever stop to discuss what’s going on and what they should do.
A. Because they can’t agree on anything.
Q. Why doesn’t anyone on that island ever answer questions or explain anything?
A. Because if they do everyone will think they’re crazy. Then they’ll be shot. By their mother. In the back.
So why couldn’t they do all those things the previous 99 episodes?
Not enough mothers to go around?
Real Madrid-Barcelona : 2-6
Chelsea will beat Barca in Champions league
on Tuesday you’ll have to qoute a classic:
“I was wrong”
Lost is the most pointless show evah!
1. 2nd season was about the tailies.All of them were killed.Except for Bernard, but he is pointless anyway.
2. The 3rd season was about the others.Most of them were killed in the camp fight.Even Patchy and Mr.Gay Frindly.
3. The 4th season was about the freighter folks. Most of them were killed. The commando team, Faragay, Ginger. Miles is totally pointless, Frank is barely seen.
4. The 5th season is partially about the ajira 316 people(Ilana etc.) Cézar has already been killed. But you can figure out what’s gonna happen to the rest.
BOOOM
You know, I’m rewatching season 2 right now and the comparisons as to where the show is right now are just painful. To be honest I really liked seasons 1-2, I enjoyed the last episodes of season 3, and someof season 4 (I know most of you hate it, but what the hell!)
My point is that by watching season 2, that as you said introduced the Tailies I realized that there must have been A LOT of problems with production and the cast and the writers and their logic and the mental problems of the producers because the premise was about another group of survivors who could’ve been great to explore but they were killed off as soon they had problems in Hawaii (Michelle Rodriguez and the Libby actress and then the Mr. Eko actor… something that all of us know). The problem is WHY DIDN’T THE PRODUCERS TRIED TO SOLVE THESE PROBLEMS SO THE STORYLINES WOULDN’T BECOME WORSE AND WORSE, because you’re right, they did the same to season 3 and 4. Season 3 was an Other Salughterfest and Season 4 with the Freighter storyline was just excruciating. The stupid producers have said that every season deals with something different… it doesn’t matter if the transition makes no sense or if appaeling characters are tossed to the garbage… I’d trade Ana-Lucia, Libby and Eko for inbred Sawyer, whore Kate and stupid indestructible Jin anyday now.
I’m pretty sure the retarded duo are serious when they say next season will be the Zombie season.
I agree with you .I loved the first 3 seasons and the season finale of s3 was amazing, that was real a cliffhanger not like Jin popping up in the jungle. But looking back , this “leaving the island” shit was a fatal mistake from the show. They should’ve never left the island or in the last episode of the show. It totally killed the the mystery of the show..and they went back without any reason..But it doesn’t matter anyway, because time travel would have destroyed the show, so this show was doomed when they introduced time travel. And now it is a great joke.
In responce to Simon’s comment, I also think the season 3 cliffhanger was incredible. I was still a fanboy at that point. To me the kiss of death was not them leaving the island, but this going back to the island bullshit. I would have been happy if seasons 4-6 were about some characters trying to get home, intertwined with flashforwards about how miserable they became after leaving. I remember hoping it wasn’t Locke in that coffin as he was my favorite character…but now – wish he had stayed dead…wouldn’t that have been tragicly poetic? -If Jack had gotten Locke ‘rescued’ and Locke killed himself because he was once again paralyzed in the real world (was anyone else bothered that Locke could use his legs on the mainland in “Life and Death of Bentham.?) Now THAT would have been a reason for Jack to attempt suicide. It’s not like being ressurected has gotten Locke much camera time…he’s been in what, 3 episodes this season?
If I were a writer, here’s why Jack would “need to go back”…it turns out he has some fatal malignant tumor that the island was healing… Would have been a hell of a lot better reason than “I’m not sure yet”, eh?
Anything would have been better than this. It should have ended with season 3 without answers. Because these 2 clowns don’t have answers, just magic. I read a lot of theories that are much better than Darlton’s “great plan”.
It’s like the storywriters browse the lostpedia theories pages and go ahead and use the lamest ones.
Ginger was hot nevertheless! That’s another reason I keep watching this turd… The women are hot and in some way I expect they would take their clothes off, but I know they’re not gonna do it… this is Family Friendly (moral double standard) ABC network!
First of all, there are only two girls that are remotely attractive on this show so saying “the women are hot” is a bit of stretch. They’re also so stupid that its hard to focus on their looks.
Instead of subjecting yourself to this hour-long suckfest, for the women, I urge you to visit pornhub. The story lines are actually better.
I know it sounds like a lame excuse to watch the show, but what can I do? In my daily life there are not even ”remotely unnatractive” women, so I have to take anything I can, i.e. porn, magazines, beautiful women on good TV shows and movies, and attractive women on bad movies and awful TV shows, such as LOST.
Haha can’t hate you for that.
1) Get Bread
2) Get Cheese
3) Take two slices of bread and lay them side by side
4) Take slice of cheese and lay on one slice of bread
5) Cover cheese slice and bread with other piece of bread
6) Make about 600 of these
7) Stand beside road and throw cheese sandwiches at passing Policemen
DAMN! I’ve waited long enough and LOST has finally arrived to the place that I wished it never would (back when I liked it) and prayed to God it would at the same time (Now that I hate the damn show).
“I’m from the future.”
The writers have resorted to just having character after character explain their own ridiculous, convuluted story about what’s happened to them, and what they think is going on with time travel; which time travel is something you could fuck around with all you want. Now we’ve got to the point that characters are telling each other that they’re from the future.
And WHY THE FUCK DON’T THEY GET THE FUCK OFF THE ISLAND! Faragay has told them now that they don’t have to be here after all (oh wow, big development). So why don’t they hitch the first ride on the submarine and get the fuck off that damn island?!?!?! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
A person with a subnormal IQ would leave on the sub, but we’re talking about the characters of LOST here. Some of them could’ve been moderately intelligent in the past, but now they just believe things like: ”The Island will make you go back”, ”The Island won’t let you do that” or ”It’s not your destiny”.
I think LOST deserves a special mention with something like ”Drama series that transformed itself into a Comedy Show that run for too long”. I truly believe there should be a equivalent of the Razzies for TV (I don’t Razzies are idiotic, but they’re fun nonetheless)… LOST would swept those with season 5!
I’m looking forward to the next episode of “24″ already.
If Jack Bauer was a passenger on that Oceanic flight… he would have had everything resolved in 24 hours… guaranteed!
The way Pacquiao destroyed Hatton is just the way common sense knocks the shit out of Lost.
-Who are you ? (with painfully fake accent)
-I’m your son!
BOOOM
What a cliffhanger! Haha
O.K. here we go, I have not been much of a tv fan for quite a lot of years now. (more then twenty) A few years back my wife was telling me about this new show that had just come out, and I remember growling something at her and that was that, My computer is in the bedroom and hers is in the front room. She has a tax business and I don’t get on hers very often because I like to go to alot of porn sites and wind up bringing something back with me. One night I was doing a virus scan on my computer, so I was out using hers. Something caught my interest on the tv. It was John Locke telling this tour director to not tell him what he can’t do. I thought after watching the episode that it might be something to check out. I check out the wheather and a little news usually not more then 10 minutes and that is just every now and then. Television in my opinion is boring, stupid and full of gay faggots that I refuse to waist my time watching. Well I watched on and I do have to admit sometimes, I did get kind of anxious for next weeks show. I just don’t understand what happened, but all of the sudden I started thinking, wow that episode kind of sucked, and at first didn’t think much of it because their were so many interesting twists and angles I thought maybe there going to make up for it next week. The thing about it is, is it never got any better, it just got worse. This last episode was just about as lame as it gets. These stupid bastards can’t come up with anything better than this SHIT!!! All I can hope for is the season ender will give me something to make me go ahead and watch the last season. If not LOST CAN SUCK MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody gives a flying fuck lmao
There you are. I thought that cry baby shit would bring you out of your cave. So whats the scoop dude, fanboy vacation or what????????????????
Well at least this episode answered one question. That is, what T.V show am I never watching again?
Congrats lostNlost you just keep kicking ass all over the place.
SLACKER!!
FRINGE renewed for a 2nd season.
I can’t believe that JJ Asshole gonna make more money from that crapfest show.
There have to be shitty shows (LOST, Fringe) that work as a counterpart to the quality ones. I think ´´According to Jim´´ is still on… and ´´Grey´s Anatomy´´ is too. So, there´s crap everywhere.
But relax, not even all the money in the world will make intelligent people remember Abrahams as an accomplished writer or ´´movie director´´. I went to the bathroom to take a crap because I saw that Star Trek trailer… it was liberating.
A friend of mine who happens to be a major lost homer (though he’s getting annoyed with the show now too) mentioned to me that many people over at the fuselage are pretty upset with the show too after the last few episodes.
I decided to pop over there and have a look and it’s funny how even they are finding so many flaws with the show now (some good points there which we haven’t touched on here yet).
Now the only idiots left are those stupid kids over at lost-forum who keep rating every episode a 9 or a 10 including last week’s crapfest.
Yeah, that’s what I always say, that even a lot of fanboys are dissapointed with s5…But if we look at the ratings..the numbers don’t lie..
I’ve led a double life for some time. I post here to this day but I also posted quite a bit over at fuselage. I gave up with the fuse mainly because people there are repetitive dolts. They post and repost generally the same comment over and over. The excitement has died at the fuselage in conjunction with the absolutely horrible episodes shown. The exact moment when Lost went DOA is in the 316 episode where Jack uttered that “This is ridiculous” line, in case anyone is wondering.
So there’s no reason to go there. Just a last few of the diehard dolts there rehashing to the nth degree.
I posted technical theories there but since it is painfully obvious that Darlton are hacks in that dept, I’m over here indulging my funnybone.
besy show ever with incredible plot not suitable for the average brain. NOT. Excellent extreme close-up
Love the reference. Party on.
O.k. so what did we have here?
1. According to my cable box this episode was about “Faraday revealing everything he knows about the island”, in actuality he revealed everything we already knew about the island.
2. Apparently changing one’s hair style makes him look younger;
3. the youngest PhD in the history of the university? we always hear about some genius kid who receives his PhD at 16 or something. well, Faraday didn’t look 16. (but I guess that none of the writers was/is a child genius)
4. The one true revelation is that Widmore planted the fake airplane. But this is just one of the additional “secrets” artificially manufactured by the writers for the sole sake of having a mystery.
5. Again we find some familial relation between two characters. Lost is really becoming a soap opera; At this point I just think that the writers have a list of all the characters above 60 and those below 40 and they just draw random lines between them and declare paternal or maternal connection. What next an evil twin? wait… didn’t
Ben actually became his own evil twin? yup, Lost is a soap opera.
6. Father issue, actually, it is a reference to the Jesus story where a father and mother sacrifice their own child, and we also have an anti Jesus story, where a child has to sacrifice his own father (Locke). so it’s seems like parents against kids theme.
That is actually not bad, IF it had some connection to the actual story, but like naming all the characters after philosophers and scientist, or referencing books and so on is just for showboating and does not have a deeper purpose.
This is not a smart writing, it’s “look how smart we are” writing. which mean it isn’t.
“Tracy in El Paso, Texas: What can you tease about the Lost finale?
Look for another game-changing finale. Based on the rumors we’re hearing about what happens, you may find yourself wondering how they could still even do the same show after this.”
I am so fucking excited.Another game-changing finale..What will happen? The whole island explodes or what the fuck?
BOOOOOOOOOOOM
“game changing finale” – that phrase annoys the hell out of me after hearing it for the past few season finales for this crap. Last year it was the frozen donkey wheel, and I’m amazed that they have probably thought of even something more ridiculous than that.
I bet they will somehow screw up resetting the island in the finale, and spend all of next season trying to fix it. Of course fixing it would probably take an episode or two, but somehow they will make it drag on for a whole season thanks to plenty of garbage filler.
The rumor is that the Oceanic 815 is going to land safely on 2004 because the Island wasn’t there to bring the plane down… HOW RETARDED!
But anyway, what can we else expect from the minds (term used loosely) that brought us gems like ”The Frozen Donkey Wheel”, ”Gay Dharma Initiative”, ”The Snoke Monster From the Toilet”, ”Uber retarded Sawyer/LaFleur/ James Ford (or whatever that fucking hillbilly’s name is)” and of course, ”Resurrection (what in the fuck’s fuck?) from a characters who are becoming more and more stupid with each passing episode”.
The ”Losturds” (fanboys) will love this ending and they’ll give commentaries like a ”The Best episode ever”, ”pure awesomeness”, ”incredible characters, dialogue, and twists”, ”multiple geek ejaculations”, etc…
Come to think about it… OF COURSE THERE’S NO WAY WE’LL HAVE A SATISFYING ENDING TO THIS SHIT. NOT EVEN IF SAWYER IS RAPED BY A POLAR BEAR AND JACK KILLS, KATE, JULIET, LOCKE, BEN, AND THE REST OF THE CAST AND THEN HE DIES OF AN OD… HE’S STILL A DRUG ADDICT, RIGHT?
I’ll laugh at the ratings tomorrow…
OK, OK, Their is one way that the stupid fuckers could get out of this shitfest they have written themselves into. But I also know that they are not in no way, shape or form smart enough to do it. I think that if they were to end this shit right now, no, no, right now, just throw the whole thing in the shit can and go the fuck home and never show themselves again. EVER!!! I believe this to be the only way out…
The carver has no penis!
And neither does LaFleur!
Has anyone else noticed how desperately JJ Abrams is trying to separate himself from Lost as of late? Every time I see him on TV he talks about how he handed the show over to Carlton and Lindelof after the first season but that they’re “brilliant” writers. Another crutch he uses is the bullshit discussion on how the mysteries are a way of allowing the audience to get to know the characters by basing episodes around them. No douche bag, the mysteries are what you’ve been feeding us as a way to keep us interested. We thought it was crucial to the story you were trying to tell. Apparently they’re only necessary to help us understand why Hurley is such a fat piece of shit, Kate is allowed to get away with involuntary manslaughter bc of Jack’s gay speech, and spending the first four seasons showing us why Sawyer was such a rebel without a cause only to make him a complete pussy in the fifth season.
Sorry JJ we’re not letting you pass the buck.
I don’t actually mind JJ, I think he’s much more creative than the two dweebs running the show now. The problem is JJ can come up with a good idea for a show where mysterious events happen, use unique story telling methods for a while, but then it all turns to crap when answers are to be given.
It happened with Alias, its happening with Lost. Fringe got repetitive like Lost where the answers were non-sequiturs and the show just wasn’t interesting.
On the other hand I actually liked Cloverfield mainly because we DIDN’T get the answers. The monster was much too rediculous to be “explained” by anything and the answers would have sounded douchey anyways.
Back to Lost…In order to suck less:
–They need to get RID of the flashbacks. This upcoming episode apparently is a Richard flashback, so it might provide some answe….Oooooo who am I kidding? Just more bullshit “There isn’t enought time right now….” Flashbacks provide useless information to characters whose personality we know all too well and are tired of (Kate, for instance)
–The crew must get reunited. Nothing is douchier than having some people in 1977, Sayid running around God knows where, Locke/Ben/Sun in 2008, Rose/Bernard doing God knows what…etc.
–The number of storylines must be reduced. This kinda goes along with the top. Each character is up to something completely different and unrelated. Half don’t even know WHAT to do anymore and the other half (Locke) don’t explain what they are doing. I don’t give a flying fuck about Miles and his daddy issues. Ditto with Faragay. Get on with the show.
–There is no antagonist anymore. In season 1 it was the island, battling for food/shelter/each other, etc. In season 2/3, the others. In season 4, the freighters. In season 5, time travel? Dharma is kind of antagonistic, but only because Kate/Jack/Faragay tried to kill 3 D.I. members. The hostiles are only bad if you go into their camp with a loaded gun, pointing at their leader. We dont’ even know who that Ilana chick who said the “shadow of the statue” is yet, nor do we care.
–the production level needs to get better. Anyone who saw Season 4’s finale of: the freighter blowing up, the helecopter ride, the island disappearing will know what I’m saying. The CG was piss-poor. This season “smokey” and the Ben scene in the temple was equally appaling. I’m also sick and tired of the dharma barracks.
If a few of the things are improved, I might be a little less critical of the show.
It was actually painful watching JJ on The Colbert Report. There was a great moment when the word “Lost” was first mentioned—i.e. it was one of those moments where the audience usually applauds in recognition—but instead there was dead silence. No shout-outs, no whoo-hoos, nothing. That was really cool.
Then JJ and Colbert got into this thing about how there were “clues” scattered all around the set relating to something about Star Trek, and this bombed as well. JJ looked really uncomfortable, and Colbert wasn’t funny at all (and I think that Colbert is usually great; this one bit was just misguided and incredibly lame).
I almost felt sorry for JJ, but that passed pretty quick.
Remember back in February when all the lostards were hot for clues over at the ajiraairways website? Hype and fizzle.
Last week it was JJ wizzing up Wired magazine. So this week he’s stinking up Colbert. Talk about a guy going well past his 15 minutes of fame. Watched it too. The guy is boring…
Can’t wait for Bill Shatner to hunt him down and bitchslap him for making an unnecessary new Star Trek: Mission Impossible. JJ sure likes Tom Cruisie lookalikes on ninja bikes in all his films.
Does JJ wear the same “Men In Black” outfit on all his interviews? I’ve only seen two (Colbert and one of those Access Hollywood thingies), and he’s wearing the same black suit / black tie combo. It didn’t look like they were filmed on the same day, so I’m wondering if this is the guy’s standard douchebag uniform.
I suppose tonite we’re gonna see another crapfest episode!
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOM
Soft or hard turd and how many flushes needed to make it go away are the only real questions.
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
BARCA IN THE FINAL
BOOOM
Coming soon. Another spectacular lost review.
BOOM
They talk about Star Wars, not Star Trek genius.
Do you actually watch the show?
Just to piss you all OFF !! – I am on my fourth season DVD set.
LOST RULES !!
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