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Tyler,
Thanks for creating this new entry. I appreciate it.
So, everyone, let’s spend the whole summer talking about why Lost sucks.
I hate it because I think the characters are stupid. I also think that Elizabeth Mitchell uses Botox. LOL.
What does everyone else think?
Sincerely,
Lost My Interest
I don’t think its Botox, she has the look of a fullblown facelift to me…
She looks related to Joan Rivers.
uncleM,
I totally agree. She looks like Joan Rivers.
Also, I was rewatching season 4 yesterday. Hurley is so fat. I think he gained weight since season 3. LOL!
Sincerely,
Lost My Interest
I actually wish Elizabeth Mitchell no ill will and I had a former co-worker that insisted Mitchell was a very down-to-earth, nice person.
And I have to say that she must be a fine actress, because she did not make it on her looks, that’s for sure.
C’mon.
I don’t do fat jokes.
And Joan Rivers? Please.
And I don’t sign my comments.
Good punctuation and spelling I must say. Probably better than mine.
Flattering though that you pretended to be me.
I propose that, starting next season, we formally refer to Botox as Ms. Blinksalot.
That is, of course, IF she survived effects of a 500 foot drop AND being inches away from a nuclear explosion.
Being that I coined the sobriquet of “Ms. Botox Clownsmiles” I will have to vote nay.
au revoir,
Laurent
Wow Tyler.
5 seasons.
I applaud your stamina.
(A bailed like season 3).
I heard Damon cried after the pilot because it was so popular they HAD to go on with it. Damon didn’t want to.
But don’t blame JJ, he only made the Pilot and stopped after that and now he makes some solid movies and tv series. So don’t say that Fringe or Star trek sucks because they don’t.
Actually Star Trek did suck. Shaky cameras and flashy CGI are no match for good plot progression. Its popularity is just proof how easy it is to spoon feed entertainment tothe masses.
Haven’t seen it yet. But the promos did nothing to excite me to go watch it. Typically, if the promos are bad the movie is even worse so I’ll wait for the DvD with low expectations..
The whole time travel bit with Spock was really irritating for me. J.J. Abrams simply cannot do good science fiction.
Or good anything, for that matter.
Yes, Star Trek did suck. I’m no JJ hater, and I was quite looking forward to it, but it’s just a mindless popcorn muncher.
SPOILER
The film ends with a black hole being created right next to earth. Quite a cliffhanger ending, right? Except it’s not a cliffhanger, our heroes just fly away like that wouldn’t be a problem.
Damon was crying because he couldn’t suck JJ’s dick was all.
1. How did Penny know that Desmond was on the island? How did anyone know?
2. What happened when Des turned the failsafe key?
3. Why did they push a button ?
Does it matter?
NO! It does not matter. Never ask me that again!!!
I got a question for Tyler and everybody else: When did you start to realize that Lost sucks?
I’m guessing Tyler started thinking it sucks since season 2 episode 16, “The Whole Truth”, because his second blog entry is about the following episode, “Lockdown”.
I started getting slightly annoyed at around that time due to Ana Lucia, the “button”-plot not developing, lack of answers and more mysteries and people not following through with sensible ideas (building an army).
This annoyance increased slowly but steadily into season 3 and was increased by Desmond seeing the future.
I didn’t think Lost totally sucked until 2 or 3 episodes into season 4.
4×05
so you hate the show purely because of time travel?
Thats the episode that went head first into it right?
Btw 4×05 “The Constant” is considered by most critics to be one of the greatest episodes of any show ever.
Get lost!
And how many times do we have to tell you that time travel is just a little problem of the show! I liked Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Terminator 1-2. All contained time travel… The main problem is the poor writing, bad acting etc..
poor writing, bad acting?
gtfo
Yes, that’s why you are a true fanboy . You can’t see how poorly written this show is.
LostnLost always gives us sweeping statements without any supporting evidence
“Most critics think it’s the best show ever”
“Most Lost fans are very smart”
“Lost is universally considered as a masterpiece”
“Most of my lovers were not trannies”
“Most of what I say, I pull out of my ass”
How about backing your statements up? (except for the last one)
critics who a bunch of fanboys is all.
Season one, seventh? episode, the one where Ethan? Nathan? you know, the first bad guy gets killed.
Sorry, sorry episode. Stupid plotline, botched editing, got the characters name wrong and it still managed to air. Last fight scene was not dramatic, it was hilarious. I was stunned how bad that episode was and realized the writers were not very good after all.
“got the characters name wrong and it still managed to air”
what?
Unfortunately, I can’t remember much of that episode now, except I found it pretty good at the time. I also liked the character development of Charlie, who used to be a bit of a pussy becomes a murderer of those who threatened his loved ones.
That infamous jungle mayo scene with Hurley and Libby that the writer’s used to explain why Hurley wasn’t dropping weight…
Early on in the first season. It was obvious then that they weren’t answering questions. The main problem was in the beginning the show was about the characters “losing their way” in life and I frankly didn’t give a crap about that. The flash backs were annoying. The plot going no where was even more annoying. But it was so stupid it was funny so I’ve watching and laughing ever since.
I watched season 1 and most of 2 in quick successione and then watched the rest as it aired, so I probably didn’t feel the lack of plot advancement as much as others did. I for one did like “the characters “losing their way” in life”, because that was character development, which is an important part of any drama series. I noticed the lack of answers but in the first 2 seasons I still believed there was a master plan. However, I did realize that the new mysteries and lack of answers were there to sucker people into watching. I considered it an “acceptable evil” though.
Kate and Jack flashbacks started to get very annoying very soon.
I was a die hard fan longer than most here…I didn’t find this site until season 4.
I started watching the show about halfway through season 1, and liked S2 even more. Though I thought there were lousy episodes/moments from the beggining (Kate robbed a bank for a toy airplane? C’mon. Desmond survived the hatch implosion?)
I didn’t think an episode flat-out sucked until S4’s The Constant.That episode was the definition of deus ex machina storytelling-where things just happen for no reason. As much as I like time-travel fiction, I thought it was poorly done, and feared where the show was going with it. I’m actually surprised, I thought for sure all our characters would be conscious-traveling into their old flashbacks-glad they didn’t go that direction.
I continued to watch season 4 with hope, but characters just started appearing just to die, or to throw down plot info (what about the Other lady who appeared just for one episode, or the Dharma gas chamber station that only existed so one episode could have a conflict? The ultimate betrayal was the return of Michael (one of my favorite characters just so he could blow up.
I didn’t enjoy an episode again until The Incident, which really wasn’t very good in hindsight (Jack and Sayid are running areound with a leaking nuclear warhead?) but for some reason I’m a sucker for that Jacob/other dude mystery. I honestly think Jack/Kate/et all should just be dead. All the fan-blogs seem to predict they’ll be magically transported to 2007 via the Fallout Express.
The Dharma gas station was ridiculous.
I realized it sucked a few episodes into season 4 and first googled “lost sucks” to see if there were other people, LOSTards as it were, who were addicted to the show but had grown to hate it after season 4, episode 10 “Something Nice Back Home”.
i wasnt very fond of “something nice back home” but i didnt hate the show for it, especially as the previous episode “The shape of things to come” was so friggin awesome
“Btw 4×05 “The Constant” is considered by most critics to be one of the greatest episodes of any show ever.”
Haha thanks for this unreferenced quote. If its considered by “most critics” then I guess there is no sense in debating with you. Especially when you’re gonna post rock solid proof like you did above.
Thanks, you have completely changed my opinion of the show with your insightful response…
Yeah, I know that it is a fan favourite episode, but c’mon. Constant? Totally ridiculous and unoriginal idea. Love can overcome the electromagnetic anomaly lol.
HIC is a good actor but that doesn’t make an episode good.
I realized the show sucked during the first season when the group didn’t beat Sawyer’s ass for taking all of their stuff. Begging for asthma medicine? Really?
It still makes no sense that the Dharmites lit a big bonfire to “declare war” on the losties and dressed up in makeup and shabby clothes. Did that come over on the sub as well?
Didn’t Sayid torture Sawyer?
lol I probably know who LOSTnLOST is. I’m 99% sure that he is SuperN_Lostie of imdb. He is one of the most idiotic fanboys on the net.
And this is his profile hxxp://www.imdb.com/user/ur7504688/boards/profile/
OMG . What a fucking faboy!
I do like the Picard fail ASCII art.
WOW Dude you must have hit the nail right on the head. I just know we are not rid of him though. I can feel him lurking somewhere deep where all the bile and nasty things go to hang out. yeah you know where I mean.
THE FUSEALODGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I knew immediately that Lost is not going to deliver, and I hated it from season 1 – I soon realized that all those flashback were not more than time-killers. and I suspected that this was a preview of things to come, was I wrong?
“Will it still be a blog or a new forum?”
My vote is for forum. Finding new responses to previous comments is a royal PITA in this blog format.
agree.
And consdider the fact that after season 6 , millions of people (fanbois) will visit this site regularly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixC0HTQgGB0
It’s not as cringeworthily hilarious as the real thing.
The fanboys are so deeply depressed that they all rewatch Lost at the same time to get some new genius easter eggs now they saw season 5. Hopefully this will get them to realize that the writers are sacks of shits that make up everything as they go along. As soon as they got that, they find an easter egg in the finale of season 5 in which Locke tells Richard that.
Look at Docarzt and Lostpedia. The ultimate rewatch! XD
stupid fanboys.
Yeah a lot of fanboys started to rewatch the whole series rom episode 1. Just lol
I tried watching a few past episodes myself. I seem to have had a hard time watching them. So I came to the same conclusion as I have had for some time now. LOST STILL SUCKS!!!!! It just doesent matter how many times you try and watch it.
The show started to go downhill after the characters started to lose their convictions, which is the writers fucking around with them. Ben was one example…his motives weren’t mysterious, he was just a waffle. Jack in Season 5 was incredibly disappointing…blowing up an island so he can get a girl? Why couldn’t he just TALK IT OUT like most people? Sawyer….ugh. Kate was revealed to be the airhead that she is. When did Hurley become such an idiot (the Star Wars idea)? He was never that moronic.
For me it started with all that Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllt shit.
1 fanboy 2 fanbois
thats killer.
OK here is some great writing for you from the true masterpiece LOST is. You have some fuck come up and take your baby from you and you can’t do nothing about it. Now in my mind your going to be some what upset about this and its going to leave a pretty good scar thats not going to go away any to soon. Now you have said fuck, in a snare, but your not going to kill this baby stealing piece of shit, oh heavens no, your going to go fetch Sayid, boy that will show him! WOW! This is some of the best creativaty that has eveh graced the tv screen.
Fortunately, I have only wasted about a month on watching Lost (I started with season one at the end of April, and have finally finished off season 5). I honestly feel sorry for the people who have been watching it since season one. I mean, you people have put years down on this piece of crap. With this show, it just gets worse and worse with each new season. Starting at season 2, that disappointment starts to sink in with the hairy guy in the hatch. Then season 3 introduces such masterpieces as “the Constant” and that one winner with Bai Ling and her parlor of magic tattoos/bad acting/sexually transmitted diseases (I almost gave up after that one). Then season 4, which I really thought was awful. I mean, leaving the island. Why would you make the characters of your show, who are supposed to be lost on an island, get “un-lost” and back to civilization, off of the island? I thought that was the show’s worst move, that it couldn’t possibly get any worse, and then I watch the beginning of season 5. Sweet christ. If you really cared about providing quality entertainment to the world, if you really cared about the show you were writing/producing, then you would make it a point to put effort into the show you were creating. Season 5 was proof that J.J. Abrams is a complete nihilistic douchebag who hates all of humanity.
Abrams aside, this is still a very entertaining website. I am glad there are people out there who are willing to acknowledge that this show had, for a very brief period, the opportunity to be great. And then it just turned into complete crap.
Anyway, I am definitely looking forward to this website and next season.
Welcome home!
Abrams only wrote 1×01 and 1×02 which is the Pilot. He didn’t do anything wrong.
The ones to blame are: Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
Oh, whatever. I’m assuming that all of the hate life.
I will agree to that. These two clowns are responsible for the content, and the arrogant attitude of the whole production.
I’m in the exact same boat as you. I started watching season one on April 26th, and finished season 5 on May 20th. I had actually already seen the premiere of season 5 (being the first time actually seeing the show) and considered it crap right away, but I decided to give it a second chance and watch the whole thing before critiquing because my girlfriend adored it.
I found the first episode of the show rather unbearable, and turned it off after 15 minutes. Once again giving the benefit of the doubt to my girlfriend, I rewatched it accepting all stupidity as comedic relief.
I tried to quit after season 2, but my watching the show wound up hooking my brother Josh. I decided to see the show out with him, watching each episode alongside my brother (and often my girlfriend as well). My biggest wish wasn’t to find out the purpose of the giant foot (which I just assumed was there to suggest that the island had been inhabited for a really long time) or any of the other MUST KNOW answers, it was just for the show to be over with.
When we finally got to the season five finale, the show had become a parody of itself. None of the characters even attempt to make any sort of real approach to situations. After the episode ended and the inverted LOST showed up, I actually burst out in laughter.
On a related note, when I first watched the premiere of season 5, the only character names I remembered were Jack and Locke. Because of the time travel, I took to mocking the show to my girlfriend by saying “Jack’s dad is Locke from the future.” After watching the entire show so far, I’m starting to fear I was right all along.
How come you found the first 15 minutes of the pilot episode unbearable?
I considered it to be too cheesy. There’s a plane crash, but Jack winds up landing completely away from everyone else, and completely unharmed. He sees a dog, gets up, and starts running directly towards the beach even though he’s probably never been there before. Then you see that girl just standing around screaming, and an idiot gets sucked into a still running plane turbine.
The show seemed to take itself too seriously and it was just agonizing to watch. But like I said, after assuming that the stupidity was placed there on purpose, it was a little more acceptable; though by the fifth season finale my laughter was not with, but at the show.
Jack probably heard the other people and ran towards them.
I dunno, I was willing to suspend disbelief of the unrealistic facts that anyone at all survived the plane’s breakup, and that the engine could still run even though it should not be receiving anymore fuel etc. The screaming girl and idiot were realistic.
Abrams only wrote 1×01 and 1×02 which is the Pilot. He didn’t do anything wrong.
The ones to blame are: Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse.
Abrams allowed this to horror to continue, though. Also, Abrams did Armageddon and is friends with Jennifer Garner. I think there is something very, very wrong with that.
She’s taken male hormones. Looks more and more like a man every day. She’ll beat the crap out of you if you don’t listen and agree when she’s talking about her kids.
Hey, I just looked it up, and you’re right…JJ was one of the writers of Armageddon! That’s another strike against JJ!
I remember seeing the teaser posters for that movie and thinking, cool! A movie about the end of the world !
Flagrant false advertising, man!
Armageddon – “Rig pigs in space”
Isn’t JJ also respnsible for the masterpiece mission impossible III ?
MI:III ‘Ethan Hunt: Superman’
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gone_Fishin’_(film)
Leonard Maltin gave the film a “BOMB” rating which is the worst rating a film can get from Maltin. He called it “an annoyingly unfunny gambit” and declared that it was a waste of Pesci and Glover’s talent, and “this film really smells”.
It sucks to be a Lost fanboy high on crystal meth,
h x x p://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/board/flat/139472087
In what kind of freak world do they live?
“If LOST doesnt get many Emmy Awards something is wrong”
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Right now, there are at least 5 reasons why I’m lost this season:
5. Too many new characters.
Really? Isn’t that why the red shirts got cut down by flaming arrows, so we could thin the herd a little and get back to basics? Instead, we’ve got to keep track of even more people. Getting out my handy chart now.
4. Ben kills Locke. Again.
How many times do we have to watch Ben kill Locke, only to have him be raised again from the dead for a higher purpose?
3. Jack suddenly gets cured of his addictions when he’s on the island.
Maybe this plays into how Locke can walk and why Rose no longer has cancer? If this works Lindsay Lohan or Brit Brit might want to check it out.
2. When you exit the island without the aid of a submarine or other sea craft, you get spit into the Sahara desert close to Tunisia.
Charles Widmore says he got dumped out there after his ouster from the island. Ben Linus got transported there, and later John Locke went down the wishing well and into the desert. Wait! This reminds me of The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. The character Charlotte S. Lewis is the writers’ homage to C.S. Lewis. Charlotte died after getting a nosebleed indicating cerebral hemorrhaging. As a child, she was warned by Faraday when he was spinning through time to never return to the island. The island is death. OK, now my head is hurting and I feel a nosebleed coming on.
1. A donkey wheel turns the island into a time tunnel.
I’ll buy a lot of snake oil from this crew, but when they came up with idea of a rickety wooden wheel that somehow can move the island through time, well, that’s just kooky talk. And when Locke popped it back into place to stabilize the erratic time jumping, which was like something out of Slaughterhouse Five, well, it brought a whole new meaning to the term “jiggle the handle.”
http://www.film.com/tv/lost/story/why-lost-sucks-this-season/26764805
OK I don’t know for sure but I could have swore I saw Ben see Charles off the island at the docks for the sub to take him away. Wikipedia has it as a DHARMA wheel. Not that any of this really matters. So, lets go down to the Orchid station, watch your step getting on the elevator now. The elevator door opens and “Hi, my name is Pat Sajack this is Vanna White and welcome to the FROZEN DHARMA WHEEL OF FORTUNE.” “Just step right up to the wheel here, pick a year, give it a spin here and Vanna who is our next contestant?”
Me recieving my EMMY, “Ummm I would like to thank the acadamy.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thank you, thank you very much!!!!
OH yeah I also like a lot of your music.
Writers blowing smoke up fan’s buttocks
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/smoke_monster_from_lost_given_own
WOW! I just don’t know what to think about this besides, is this a crock of shit or what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Onion is a news parody just like the Daily Show so I wouldn’t lose sleep over it unless you are a fanboy, in which case I’d advise therapy to prevent trauma.
Had me going for a minute. Thinking about it though I can’t believe I was suckered that easily. I felt so ashamed, I called my shrink and he laughed at me and told me to get over it. So yeah lost still sucks!!!!!!!!!
LOL great article!
“Of course, you’ll be hearing more of his classic catchphrase ‘Brrr, chk-chk-chk-chk, muuuuuuurrrrrhhhhhh!”
“Representatives of the actor are worried that he’d be typecast as ‘just a smokemonster’ if he continues the character into another series.”
The Onion is always funny.
LOL!
Hilarious. They went to some trouble to write this, and even invoked the name of Jack Bender.
The vast majority of Lost fans don’t even know who Jack Bender is.
I am in no way, shape or form a fan of LOST (now in black letters) but still have no idea who this is. PLEASE FEED ME oh umm sorry, any information would be helpful thanks.
A good writer who left the show early on.
Thanks, just figures they would run off the good ones early on and boy it sure shows…
Actually Bender is the producer in charge of the show on Oahu. He still directs some of the episodes, but there are others who now do most of the directing. I think he still holds the title of co-exec producer of Lost, along with Jean Higgins.
See what I mean? Why mention his name when nobody knows (or cares) who the hell he is?
A legend in his own mind. Head expanded to size of a small island and floated off.
Boozy Bender from Futurama, now you’re talking…
LOST sucks!
Season 5 was a nightmare… it was more like a soap, with all the drama in Dharmaville and the faggy relationship between Locke and Benjamin Linus.
Besides, the show is becoming really gay… they only have like three female characters now (that is if Juliet died -logic resolution- and if they don’t bring Claire back) and they have like 10-12 male regulars. What the fuck is this? OZ? Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse are two closeted Tom Cruise, what’s with all the men and practically no women????
Why are you doing this? Lost is the best work of fiction ever created in the history of men! Please stop doing this! I’m beggin’
http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/18/lost-star-locked-down-by-tom-cruise/
If you play the 6 degrees of Kevin Bavcon seperation game you can link Lost back to Tom Cruise and Mission Impossible:III without too much effort.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Mapother
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-How deep is the station?
-Deep
-How old is Ricardus?
-Old
-What do you mean getting back?
-What do I mean?
-How did he die?
- It doesn’t matter
Lost sucks
WHITE BOOOM
Don’t those rapid exchanges of Q&A remind you of a poor-man’s version of ‘The Prisoner’ (whose ending most people didn’t like)
Number 6: Where am I?
Number 2: In the Village.
Number 6: What do you want?
Number 2: We want information.
Number 6: Whose side are you on?
Number 2: That would be telling. We want information… information… information.
Number 6: You won’t get it.
Number 2: By hook or by crook, we will.
Number 6: Who are you?
Number 2: The new Number 2.
Number 6: Who is Number 1?
Number 2: You are Number 6.
Number 6: I am not a number, I am a free man.
No wonder Mcgoohan died this year. He couldn’t take it anymore.
-Where am I?
- A stupid island dreamt by the one called JJ
-What do you want?
- To waste your time, and make a lot of money.
- What side are you on?
- That would be telling, and we never tell anything. we want your time, and money, and blind adoration.
- You won’t get it
- There’s enough people who will.
- Who are you?
- We are all number 2, actually we are number 1 mixed with number 2 so that would make us number 3
- Who is number one?
- All the fans. more accurately their heads are filled with number 1 material.
- I am not a fan I am a thinking man!
Ain’t their heads filles with number 2 material?
The Air France crash is looking more and more like Lost.
The Brazilian Navy has now reported that the debris they found wasn’t from the plane.
Yeah, kinda interesting.
I was sure that the story of flight 815 stinked from the first day, as a plane can’t just disappear today with all the modern stuff..
I was wrong!
I’m still waiting for the explanation as to why Widmore went through the trouble of spending millions on a Boeing in order to “trick” the world into thinking that everyone on flight 815 died. Wouldn’t the media launch an investigation when douche Jack & Company showed back up on the mainland unexpected? Nah, standard Lost move.
absolutely illogical
OMG.
Claire will be back in season 6 as a regular
Another reason why lost will suck !
My baaaaybyyy
With all the time travelling going on, how will the audience react to Claire breast feeding a 30 year old Aaron?
I’m 28 and she can breastfeed me.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
boom
suckfest all over again!
Yeah I don’t know what she will do without her BY-BI
She left her baby in season 4 remember, Mr. Pissballs?
Now leave LOST, the greatest work of fiction in the history of men alone!
Hello Ben!
TOO FUNNY!!!!
Can I ask what your name means? It is kinda myterious.Like lost.
Frozen dokey wheel ?? Fuck
Boom
It stands for FROZEN DHARMA WHEEL OF FORTUNE “Hi my name is Pat Sajack and this is the lovely Vanna White.” (not related to Betty White) “We are conveniently located on the bottom floor of the orchid station.” “Come on by any time you feel like doing a little time traveling. or just feel like waking up somewhere in the middle of Tunisia.”
What??????? Where did you read this?
Oh gawd, De Ravin to be back on Oahu again?
Does she like it in Hawaii?
We are not exactly crazy about her.
Queen bitch.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa’s_Slay
Before Lost, Claire was acting in D-list movies filmed out of Edmonton Alberta.
I didn’t know that.
Edmonton???? You don’t say…
Hmmm, if that is the case it’s curious to why De Ravin and Lilly kept getting into catfights on the set. They both lived in Edmonton at the same time. You would have thought they would have been friends.
Battle of the Jungle Divas – they both lost.
Sucking up to JJ or Darlton, or acting opposite a CGI black smudge and the mysterious frozen wheel of fortune is not the fast track to the big time.
So far Charlie the ex-Hobbit was the only actor with some film cred to waltz around on the show. After him it was Ana Lucia (Blue Crush).
Hey don’t forget de ravin was in the new hills have eyes
Sayid from Lost Bombs at Stand-Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfxPk8Kcb18
It is no coincidence that there are more and more lost parodies. This show got more and more stupid..
BOOM
The exchange between Sayid and Hurley is the best part.
LOL
Star-Trek
JJ Abrams.
Time-travel
This guy is a fu$%ing hack!
Wake-up world!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirk is a 21st century Tom Cruise Maverick- bad-boy on a bike, getting in bar fights and flyin’ fast airborne objects.
Derivative.
Next blog:
Why JJ Abrams sucks.
And spare me the success of Star-Trek.
MCG could direct it and it would be a hit… well maybe not McG, the only director suckier than JJ.
He ruined Terminator.
sacredieu!!!!
Heureux de te revoir, Laurent. ’bout time some of the veterans return.
OK now, I don’t get this time travel bullshit. It can’t be the island doing the traveling. Because then everyone on it would be going with it. So that means (I guess) that the certain few are doing it. I sure can’t figure out why. What makes them so special? How is the Dharma wheel and that electricity, electromagnetical or whatever, just having an effect on these certain few people? I believe that anyone with just even a couple of brain cells left in his or her head would see the utter bogas bunch of bullshit here. Now for christ sake even I would think that their has to be certain principals involved with this. The people imvolved in putting the show together obviously don’t have any idea, or for that matter, even care about what they are shoving down the peoples throat. What I think is that they are shoving there dicks down these fanbois throats, and they in turn are swallowing the whole load!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because it is their destiny. To move in time.
But I don’t get one thing. Why did they move the island with that stupid wheel, if the island is ALWAYS moving in time and space? What did the donkey wheel? Can you feel the contradiction?
OK now thatsthe part I really don’t get and why didn’t the others go back when the nose bleed section went back because they were all looking at locke when the first flash went down. Also what about when the french gal was shooting at Jin and then all the sudden here is old locked and loaded Sawyer point blank range cocking his gun at him. Don’t you think he would have asked him “hay where is your rik shaw and whats all this shooting about.” Or is everybody in a differant time zone or what? Well it sure is hard to think that these writers make six figure salerys off of this suckfest!!!!!!!!
Haha, i heard this in the podcast. some guy in the netherlands asked it. Demon’s answer:
“That’s because the island is always DRIFTING in time and space, the wheel makes it move!”
They just maked that up in the podcast cuz it’s NEVER been mentioned on the show.
And in what universe does drifting not constitute a movement?
Yet Faraday discovered, by unscientific means, that it wasn’t their destiny to be in 1977.
THIS!!!
When I try to make this clear to the fans (the wheel have effect on a few people) they don’t understand me and they just say
“stop complaining and let TPPTBPTB let do there woooork!”
the wheel nukes the fridge.
Botox hit the nuke with a rock.
guys !
Do you watch Harper’s Island? It is even more stupid than lost. The dialogues are terrible just like on lost and the characters are also very stupid. But it lasts only for 13 episodes, just like lost should have.
Yes, I have tried to sit through an epasode of this and I just couldn’t do it. It was way to much for me. With Lost I can at least laugh at it if nothing else.
hahahahahaha, same old fanboy story
h t t p://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411008/board/nest/140216732
good one.
“Maybe because they’re idiots who watch one random episode in the show, not understand what’s going on and then assume that it “doesn’t make sense” or is stupid. ”
We watched ALL the episodes and still think that Lost is stupid and doesn’t make sense.
You forgot sucked!!!!!!!
I can’t wait for the SmokeMonster’s flashback episode next season, sure to satisfyingly explain his perfectly logical origin and motivation.
And what’s the funnier, more farfetched concept – the idea of the SmokeMonster getting his own spin-off series, or LOST, as a whole, stumbling on into its last, sure to be ridiculous, season?
Many members of the church of Scientology were disappointed after they found out the great secret behind the church – those devoted people were members for years, and were promised that if the stay the course and pay their dues and rise through the ranks, then they’ll be privy to a great truth about life, earth and reality in general, I can imagine the expression on (some of) their faces, when they discovered that it’s all about Xenu, and volcanoes and dead alien spirits, what a laugh.
Enter Lost:
The “best” show ever, with its devoted fans who wait for years for the big revelation of some transformative truth. reminds you of something?
Didn’t JJ make MI3 with Cruise, who is notorious for trying to convert people to his religion?
Could that what had happened to JJ? so now he wants to proselytize people to it via a T.V show? (Jacob as a good deity, and his rival as Xenu?)
Or (More likely) After seeing that the biggest moviestars in the world can buy this nonsense, and come back for more, he decided to concoct his own mythology, with a promised revelation at the end of the rainbow, and meanwhile he’ll rake in money (Pure Scientology M.O)
Just food for thought.
Scientology was started in the early 70s by a science fiction writer. Unfortunately, the dimwit celebrities of the time followed this douche bag blindly without looking into his background. Shoot forward to the 90s where the internet emerges and exposes all the bullshit L. Ron Hubbard was creating. Dumbfounded celebrities, Cruise Travolta etc, had wasted the last two decades when the rug was pulled out. Instead, of admitting they have been duped they continue to preach scientology so don’t plan on all these idiots seeing the light either. Denial is the only remedy when you’ve been made to look like a fool.
you are so right! It is just human nature. You killed the poor bastard, put him in the shallow grave only his hand is still sticking out. The police show up and you say oh no I just got here myself, but you still got dirt all over your hands. Same shit, the writers and producers hand are still dirty. I say they are guilty as charged!!!! Somebody please get a rope!!!!!
Ben: “What about me?”
Jacob: “Sorry, no love triangles here.”
Oh man thats beautiful.
Ben: “What about me?”
Jacob: “Stay away you wackjob. Didn’t you have the crazy hots for Juliet?”
Ben: “What about me?”
Jacob: “I’m not into Richard’s temple boys. Got any spare stolen babies?”
Check this engrish funny out:
http://www.engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/lost-engrish-synopsis.jpg?w=500&h=375
What is engrish funny?
It’s a website. http://www.engrishfunny.com
So where do the dipshit writers go from here? We got botox boom black letters white background, Changs arm, Jacks stupid expressions, Kate still fucking up everything she touches, hurley getting fatter, and by the way just what is in the guitar case??? My guess it is Charlie, hell yes bring him back too, let him do some more annoying shit. Then ya got your dreadlockes, goldylockes, deadlockes and notlockes because he is smokie the buttfucked clownlockes. I guess we will never find out about the tunesian polarbear with the dharma badge. Is Jin gonna be mad at the beautiful Sun for leaving kid with the nasty killer grandparents? They have their rights to ya know. Maybe he gonna grow up and be a cleaner too. And now the most impotant question of all>>> Is Sawyer still the new sheriff in town???? Yes folks these and many more questions that will never be answered righr here on the next suckierthan any season before,
BOOM……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..LOST..
And you thought season 5 sucked well let me tell ya what brothas and sistas YOU AINT SEEN NOTHING YET…..
In their defense: The Dharma bears are fairly straight-forward (relatively speaking). They somehow found their way into the Orchid and into the frozen wheel cave, nudged the wheel a little to scratch their fur, and ended up in Tunisia, like Ben and John.
Who is Dreadlocke? Mr Eko?
where did you get this information or is this just your speculation.
It’s an educated guess. Polar bears like the cold, so they should be naturally attracted to the frozen wheelcave.
You still haven’t answered my question.
but of course. and okay.
Bur how did they get to it? Couldn’t go down the well because it wasn’t there and Ben had to blow the back out of the time chamber.I just don’t see how they could have just stumbled upon it…..
This is funny.
There are rumors that the following characters are returning:
Charlie, Eko, Shannon, Boone, Claire. Even some tiny rumors about Michael
Claire returns for sure. But I doubt the others..
Fuck man! I’ve just read that AAA (Eko, Adebisi) is willing to go back to Hawaii. That ‘d be awesome! There would be at least one good character on the show!
BOOOM
I just googled your name. Oz sounds like an interesting sries.
A good character on the show? Please, have a little faith. The writers will surely find a way to fuck him up.
Oz is one of the greatest show ever. It is very brutal but great and well written. Of course it has some flaws, but overall it is my top 3 for sure.
and Adebisi is best character on the show.
kinda spoiler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZ1s-iiQXY
sorry but Oz sucks compared to LOST, maybe next time yeah brah
I have seen the first two episodes and am quite intrigued thus far, although I don’t think Adebisi is that interesting (he’s not been given much screen time yet, to be fair). The Muslim preacher (Karim Sayid? Sayid Karim? or something) is pretty cool. Some of the actors I recognized (besides Adebisi) is the Aryan brotherhood leader who is the U.S. president in Red Alert 3 (in the Allied campaign he goes nuts and you actually have to kill him), and the prison doctor, who is police chief Laguerta in Dexter.
I’m sure I’ve also seen the tall kitchen guy who murdered two newlyweds in other stufff too.
You’ll see that Adebisi is the man!You’ll see a lot of familiar faces. But I suppose you’ve already recognized WAAALT’a father.
WTF, I hadn’t recognized him with the dreadlocks, without the walking and without the “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!”
I’m up to episode 7 of season 1. Love Beechers double payback. And the group who appeared the most peaceful so far, the Muslims are about a shitstorm. Looking forward to it.
I was disappointed at the cannibal’s execution. He seemed like a nice guy.
The character I like the least and who I want to die next is the Catholic priest with the shitty haircut.
I recognize Angel Batista from Dexter as one of the mail guys.
So obvious that the woman on death row would shun Simon because he was a “nigger”.
The ending of season 6 will be
Locke sees dead Locke, the un-Locke gets to him. “Sucks to be you.”
And what happens to the time-travelling undead Locke?
1) He accidentally freezes his tongue to the FDW.
2) He dies of trichinosis from all the raw pork he has eaten.
3) He starts a love quadrangle with Rose, Bernard and Vincent.
4) Since he’s a god now, he starts his own religion where (OBGWSFP) old bald guys with stooping forward posture (btw Terry O’Q, great method acting: it de-emphasizes the moobs) can have as many wives as they want. The wives butcher and cook pork for the husbands and darn the holes in their t-shirts. They must never allow the camp fires to burn strong and clean, weak smokey fires only. They also must keep the hunting knives nice and sharp.
The men must have one young boy as a apprentice at all times which they are allowed to name either Boone or Walt. Knife throwing, board games such as Othello and airplane radio answering skills are to be taught and mastered by the apprentice. To keep the apprentice in check, he is allowed to have an incestous relationship with a half sister who may or may not be a wife of the old bald guy.
Universal Karma is achieved from a harmonious balance of love triangles and quadrangles.
If shit happens in any of the above, the OBGWSFP can always time travel himself out of the shit or dupe a botox blonde to set off a nuke and start a new loop over.
you write like you are kinda gay…
Stickster sounds kinda like a gay name.
i thought it was some funny shit myself so maybe i kinda gay maybe not.
“you write like you are kinda gay…” is a meme that originated on whylostsucks and has so thus far been confined to here, as far as I know.
Congratulations LOSTard! You have helped form a quadrangle with Stickster, botox, FDWOF.
WOW I wonder if we can start our own show??? ………………………BOOM…………………………………………………………………………FOUND……………………
Thanks, uncleD.
Our own show would be awesome. I feel compelled to detonate a nuke because I don’t like how botox and I started off.
Yes, and can I die like 5 times and be brought back to life???
You know it. If you want you can die 6 times…
in every episode!
Oh man, you guys are the greatest I love you all thank you, thank you all so much. So when do we get started???
Check out this Bolivian News Fail from failblog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4UiLVpw4_U
Apparently, multiple news outlets around the world propagated a screenshot from the Lost pilot as originating from the doomed Air France flight.
Wonderful news! Season 6 is going to have 18 HOURS according to multiple sources!
1 more hour of the greatest good ever in the history of men!
I am really surprised at this. The ratings for this coming year will be even lower than last season. If the production is going south financially, why prolong the agony?
More like 15 hours if you ignore those anal recap shows. At that few episodes, it’s not that far away from being classified as a mid-season replacement show.
Pretty sad when you consider that serious shows get a full 24 episode run. Jack Bauer anyone?
The proof will be to see if they actually have anything exciting planned for those final 15 episodes. I’m sure we’ll get the usual middle batch of filler episodes that are only there to stall and serve as set-up for the finale.
I can’t wait for the finale to see who in the O6 wins the 3.2million bucks from Jeff Probst?
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a163300/exclusive-team-darlton-talk-lost.html
the assclowns are back. They are preparing the fanboys for the disappointment of the last episode.
No they’re not. Even if they literally just show a still image of a dog turd for 45 minutes, the die-hard fans will consider it the best episode everforever.
If there’s no explanation whatsoever to any of the illogical mysteries, that will be awesome because it’s mysteriously awesome to keep mysteries mysterious until after the very end.
Well they are not motivated to say at the least.
In the finale Jacob seemed to live in the statue and only Richard was allowed to see him.
BUT! In season 3 Ben referred many times to Richard that Jacob wanted this and Jacob wanted that. But Richard couldn’t care less and did the things anyway. In Follow the leader Ben said too that only Richard could see him. Sure… Is that why he moved the island?!?!?!?! WTF…
Also nice that the foot statue in season 2 was a left foot and in season 5 a right foot. XD
The lazy assclowns are messing with us, really, come on!
They also say in that interview that the fans will be very angry after the series finale and that they will go hide themselves. XD
After the last episode they will go hide eh? Kind of funny that the people who have made the best show evah have to run and hide. I guess thats why Matt Fox said he won’t do any more TV shows. It is only right though, the cowards go hide and leave all the fanbois standing there with finger up the butt wondering what just happened. THAT IS SO COOL!!!!!
Amazingly, LOST still got nominated for a Best Drama Emmy. It must be coasting on reputation. Michael Emerson got another nomination for Supporting Actor, which he didn’t really deserve since he, like everyone else, phoned in this season.
Honestly, what were the highlights of the season, in terms of acting? The guy who played Roger Linus surprised me with a few well-done moments. Terry O’Quinn was great as usual. And that’s about it.
1) Parallel with S1 and S6 – DL confirms many characters from season one!
We won’t see much DHARMA in S6
CC: Says there is a way of discovery that they will have in play in S6
2) Faraday confirmed for S6!!
3) Will we see flashbacks to characters’ childhood? CC says S6 will be different. CC won’t describe what that point of difference is.
4) Richard Alpert’s backstory is “involved”
5) DL: Juliet WILL be in final season.
6) Q: Is Man in Black’s name “Esau?” Emerson: Might be too literal–but I like the way your mind works.
7) Food drop in S2 finale might be covered… DL: “Something we’ll try to address.”
9) Jacob has NOT appeared as another character on the show.
10) Dominic Monaghan appeared on the panel!!!!
omg I can’t believe this
4.bp.blogspot.com/_RrObyQ3XzcY/SmyjUQFkcJI/AAAAAAAAvgA/lQF1yin1xZs/s1600-h/s6poster.jpg
The assclowns claim that s6 will be very similar to s1, a lot of old characters will come back etc..
They realized how much Lost sucked since s3 and now they go back to old things..
Does that mean we will finally get the return of Nikki?
Nikki and Shannon plus cheesy porn music done with violins.
I just hope the time traveling continues.
Time traveling is cool
I like food drops.
“Lost”
Worst Episode: “Stranger in a Strange Land”
Why: Just knowing that Bai Ling was the guest star should have prepared us for the awfulness that was about to unfold before our very eyes. Nearly the entire episode was a flashback about Jack’s time in Thailand where he met a tattooer/prostitute who could see into his soul and brand him appropriately, except she didn’t really want to do it and he basically forced her, and then he got beaten up by some locals. The end. We’re still shaking our heads about this one.
Damon and Carlton once said that that episode was the worst episode of LOST and if there was one episode that should never have existed, it was that one.
Are you kidding?
That episode finally revealed what Jack’s tattoo is all about. Ain’t an episode more revealing in the entire series than that.
Google “gun-in-waistband-tattoo” and have a look. They all get one. That’s the big spoiler for season 6!!!
OMG That’s gonna be bitchin awesome!
any episode of season 5 is worse than SIASL
Poor kid writing crazy whacked out shit, just to get attention
I never get tired of lost fanbois
Am on season 3 of Oz.
Man, is Alvarez retarded, gouging out that hacks eyes with no plan on how to remain anonymous or escape, just so he could maintain a relatively high up position in his gang, which he wouldn’t get anyway, because he’d be in isolation.
I like the new crazy Beecher and the O’Reilleys.
Here is the big spoiler duded and dudettes if you want to read season sixes first episode go to the misfit is here website. Some say its a spoof but to me it appeared to be the real thing because there is little plot movement and overall generally sucked. See what you think…
It’s fan made, dumbass.
Even if steven spielberg wrote the script you guys still say it sucks because if you say it rocks your not popular here apparently…
…
Well there ya go dude the only intellegent thing you wrote was calling me a dumbass because it is very obvious you have no idea where you are at so I ask. Just how smart are you smartass???
I think if they start bringing back old cast members (Echo, Nikki, Paolo, Charlie) things are going to be hard to keep straight. I don’t think they are going to explain anything rather leave it to the viewer’s imaginations. In other words, it will suck on a grandiose proportions.
CPT Preevyet still in Baghdad, Iraq
WOW!!! Are they ever gonna let you come home???
Bummer…
Still sooooo long to wait for the suck-fest season that’ll wrap up this epic turd of a show.
gotta love the people hating on popular things, just to be different, poor kids
I “hate ” on it because it Sucks. Simple as that.
All the myriad reasons Why it sucks have been expressed in thorough detail on this site.
But what it boils down to is- Bad writing Sucks!
And LOST is a badly written show.
It’s a bad sci-fi, cheesy time-travel, convoluted soap-opera melodrama.
But, you bet your ass i’ll be there when it’s back in 2010, immensely enjoying what brilliance the writers give us as they stumble toward somehow wrapping it all up.
why is it popular and critically acclaimed then?
Bad taste in the masses and poor critical reviews.
Baffling, but nothing new.
Shitty TV shows and movies are popular all the time.
enlighten me please at what you think is good
Hey man, if you enjoy the damn show and it makes you happy, then Enjoy It! I sincerely mean that. I know I’ve enjoyed the occasional show that’s really sucked-eggs as well. To each his own, right? Just chalk it up to different tastes and experiences.
There’s no need for me to enlighten you to what I think is Good because we’re likely to just pointlessly disagree anyway, I’m sure.
I will just always enjoy LOST for different reasons than you do, reasons shared so eloquently by so many others on this site.
Reasons why this site is called WhyLostSucks.
If you understand that its just an opinion and everyone has different tastes. Why are you here?
I ask you the same thing.
Personally, I just thought it was cool to find a site where I could read about what others of a like mind, who really think that LOST just SUCKS, could express their opinions openly and in detail about all the different ways why they thought the show really blows.
You know we’re going to keep on saying it sucks, and for good reasons, no matter how much you defend the show so why are You here offering Your opinions in favor of it?
Rob, arguing with trolls like him is useless, and notice his classic troll tactic – say one provocative sentence and watch the residents get angry and write many lines answering them, and then give another one line answer, and so on.
If you do want to argue with him here is my opinion about him:
That troll thinks that we are little kids who want to be different, so he comes to a site with a majority of people who hate Lost just to expresses a DIFFERENT opinion, a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
The troll also asked:
‘why is it popular and critically acclaimed then?’
First, that guy always pulls things out of his ass, making sweeping, uncorroborated statement, like
‘Most critics think it’s the best show ever’
‘Most Lost fans are very smart’
‘Lost is universally considered as a masterpiece’
‘Most of my lovers were not trannies’
Second, American Idol is the most popular show ever, I guess it’s the best ever, right? Oh wait, I forgot, it’s Lost.
It is said in Ecclesiastes
‘That which is crooked cannot be made straight’
So don’t bother, Rob.
Cheers Jelson-
I agree with you wholeheartedly and am bothering no longer.
I really did know better not respond to the first comment he left me, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t suck me right into an aimless argument.
But I think I left an overall, undeniable point in my posts, a point already posted so well, in so many other ways, by so many other people on this site.
Point being-
Lost Sucks!
By the way that you write, it is a distinct posibility that you may be kind of gay…
Wrong there man. Just writing that sounds kind of gay to you I guess. Write a fucking paragraph and we’ll analyze how queer you are, dickhead.
With the name Sticksterino i’m guessing you’re most definitely kind of gay.
Rob, dude, relax take a deep breath and come to the realization this stupid fanboy is trying to get your goat. He does this to everybody just to get some kind of recognition to get his rocks off. I personally enjoy reading your posts so dont let these freaky fanbois run you off. Hold on to that goat!!!
Thanks man.
Though, when you say “Hold onto that goat”, you’re not at all infering that I may be kind of into screwing goats too. Does my writing sound like I may be kind of into that? I guess I’d better start watching this shit and try not to get too kind of gay in my prose. Does prose sound kind of gay? Shit.
I was just speaking in metaphores (or how ever you spell it) I really haven’t read into anything you have wrote as making you out as gay. I do though, think the freak that keeps on writing that probably busts a nut every time we give him recognition. I just don’t kmow how he is able to see around all the cum stains on his computer screen. This reply will ad some more I bet.
Yeah, I knew you werent implying anything, and I appreciate your comments. I was just kidding around trying to be a smart-ass.
And I think you may very well be dead-on right about that dude.
Later.
I just decided to check back on this blog even though I haven’t seen any of the past season of Lost. Reading the posts and the comments made me nostalgic for a moment — all the good times watching that bad show and bashing it.
But then I remembered how bad the show was.
Now over to whyheroessucks.com.
Umm… if you hate Lost so much why the fuck do you watch it.
There’s no point in watching a show for 40 minutes a week that you describe as a waste of time.
The last thing I’d do if I hated a show is watch it. You giving ABC and that show you depise more viewers.
This site is absolute bullshit and every single person on here who slags off Lost but still fucking watches it is a fucking stupid arsehole who needs to get a fucking life.
I find it hilarious that you guys could actually continue to watch a show that you deteste so much you feel the need to post your bullshit on line in a stupidest fucking blog I’ve ever seen.
Though I do feel like a hypocrite because I previously mentioned that you shouldn’t give something you hate more popularity and I’ve just give this piece of crap site another hit.
Oh well.
Fuck you all!
p.s. I know! I’ve had a great idea, friends. Why don’t you spend forty minutes a week, rather than watching LOST, fucking your mother, you stupid fucking wankers.
Now run along, you child like retards, and go suck your mothers hairy balls.
Looks like this site’s wasted some of you’re goddamn valuable time too, the way it’s goddamn pulled you into wasting your life writing a few goddamn paragraphs to tell us all what hilarious goddamn douchebags we all are for wasting 40 minutes of our goddamn lives each goddamn week then goddamn having fun poking fun at the goddamn show. AAUUGGHHH!
I’m sure you’re not such a dick in real life.
Settle down dipshit.
“I’m sure you’re not such a dick in real life.”
I REALLY wish I could say the same about you, Robert.
Regards,
Your good friend GAFL.
HE IS A GODDAMN FANBOY WITHOUT A GODDAMN CLUE OF WHERE HE GODDAMN IS SO THATS GODDAMN PROOF HE IS A GODDAMN DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh. That makes sense.
I assume you meant WHO rather than WHERE as I signed my comment GAFL (Get A Fucking Life) when it says my name is You’re All Fucking Idiots. The answer is simple, YAFL is simply a username where as GAFL is my real name… I guess my parents named me with you in mind.
GALF
…
Or YAFL if you prefer.
Have a good one GALF.
Robert
WOW What a dumbass this clown is the dude ment where by what site you are at not who as the dumbass you really are!!!!!
DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So like Halloween is not too far off.
I’m going as a dork.
What’s everyone here going to pick for a costume?
I like candy and jack’o'lanterns.
I am going as the FROZEN DONKEY WHEEL OF FORTUNE!!!!
Hey fuckers!
It seems that the last season will be about WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
See? There 1500 unanswered “questions” on the show, but we are gonna see what would have happpned if the plane had never crashed. Yeah, totally useless and filler.
WHITE BOOOM
I’ve just watched Flashforward. Yes, it is the new Lost..very similar..But I wont be conned again. I know that millions of fans want to figure what was that balck out and who was on the footage..same old tricks..
WOW I am in Arizona and we wont get to see it untill Thursday Sept. 24. So I ask have others seen the preview, where you at and or am I just missing something here with the latter more probable.
It is another show by other creators. Its ABC who promoted it as the new Lost.
Was it a good episode?
It wasn’t bad, but it is too similar to Lost and if the ratings are good, it can have too many episodes and seasons just like Lost
Hmm, okay. I follow it anyway together with Fringe. Fringe was bad it’s first 9 eps but after that it got incredibly good.
So according to spoilers season 6 begins with everyone on flight 815 landing in Los Angeles thus negating the first 5 seasons. Just when I thought Lost couldn’t get any worse it bottoms out to a whole new level.
yes, but I thik they will lead us to belive that they land, but then a lame twist comes and it turns out that that is just an altenative future..
BOOM
Okay, I watched the EMMY’s and low and behold I see Michael Emerson get the award. I watch the little bug-eyed little freak collect it up say something I could not even hear because i was screaming “WHAT THE HELL”. Don’t get me wrong now, I do like him and think he is a very good actor and one of the reasons why I will watch lost. But, just how many episodes was he on last year????? I do think he is an award winning actor but NOT LAST YEAR!!!!!!!!! If anybody deserved that award it was Hugh Laurie from HOUSE. Now that makes me wonder do these awards go to the highest bidder or what??? In my opinion LOST can’t even hold a candle to HOUSE. Just my opinion, but there ya go fanbois SUCK IT UP because thats what it be like. HOUSE, BREAKING BAD and FRINGE make LOST look like a kiddie show!!!!!!!!!!
Fringe?? It is a piece of crap with the worst actress evah.
Breaking Bad is brilliant btw.
Just in my own defense I did say it was just my own opinion but I will say Fringe at least keeps the plot moving and thats more than I can say about Lost. Also the old man cracks me up.
WOW I guess I really need to get a life!!!!!!!!!!!
Like TOUT says, you need to watch PAST ep9 (safe), if you still don’t like it then, it’s your opinion not a fact…
For your convenience, here’s a little site I’ve put up in case you get confused:
http://www.doeslostsuck.com
You my friend are a true genius!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! funny!
We’re not worthy!
I’m fairly certain that the the last season ends with a retarded kid waking up. Coincidentally Megan Fox will be making a cameo.
Anyone catch Lost–The Next Generation aka “Flash Forward?” When I saw the preview for the show I thought, “A whole show dedicated to flash forwards…now that’s creative.” At some point during the beginning of the show, the two FBI agents were sitting in front of a billboard for “Oceanic Airlines.”
I thought it would be cute if during the finale (after it gets cancelled) we learn that everyone blacked out because no one pushed the button in the hatch and the sky turned purple while they were all asleep for 2 minutes or however long it was. I don’t give anyone at ABC that much credit though.
I warched it this evening and at first was kind of impressed but after 10 or 15 minutes was ready to turn the channel. In my mind or lack of, it was typical ABC bullshit, start out strong then go south for the remaining time left. With this being the premire it should have been 2 hrs long. They should have showed way more devistation from around the world which should have taken the majority of the time for more believeability. I think just like LOST the production and writing staff are very lacking in there ability to keep the viewer glued to the set.
Tried to watch FlashForward. Seems to be a mix of 1/4 Lost, 1/4 Law & Order, 1/4 Numbers and 1/4 Without a Trace. Courtney B Vance is miscast in this show.
The action and suspense was wooden – FBI emergencies and operating room emergencies. Why? No jungle to run around in?
If that’s what this show will be about – lots of meaningless – action then I don’t give it much more than another 3 or 4 episodes before it flash forwards into cancellation
Note to JJ Abrams: The world is a tad more complex and multicolored than just people coding on operating tables and Doctors saving the patient and the universe.
On the plus side, there was plenty’o gun cock’n!
“I just saw my marriage ending… in a flash forward.” AHHHH!!!!!
That should suck in the female demographic in.
note to idiot above: JJ Abrams had nothing whatsoever to do with flash forward. it’s okay, because you guys are morons and no one expects anything more from you.
We’re all pretty sure ABC went to JJ for an official blessing and permission to before greenlighting Lost:TNG
Penelope-ona-Cruise is a waste of time.
there is enough gay sounding writing going on here to start a gay orchestra…some of you should really try to “man up” a litle bit…so of you have clearly “manned up” enough…
“manned up” is are gay codewords
I guess you gotta be a ghost to see around the cum stains…
Fringe’s ratings are very poor. Goof chance of cancellation.
JJ! You failed again!
Idiot, did you watch past episode 9? Then tell us again it’s bad.
It is bad. And JJ sucks my cock. So do you!
Oh don’t get me started on Fringe. I jumped ship in the episode where they used someone’s retina to pull off the last image that they saw before they died (a la Will Smith’s Wild Wild West) which happened to be a bridge. They then took that image and put it into a computer that could take y t he angle and position of the sun to match against satellite data and determine where in the US that bridge was. I think they then went to the database for the satellite to find photos taken of earth at that exact moment and found the car they were looking for.
I typed all of that just to see if it looked better on paper. Still doesn’t. Stupid show.
Okay, but can you say that season 5 of LOST wasn’t stupid and didn’t really suck?????
Idiot, did you watch past episode 9? Then tell us again it’s bad.
almighty JJ! Please give me your blessing to do FlashForwaaaard!
JJ: Yessssssssss, but only if I make it in for a guest spottttttt
People need to watch further then their nose is log around here…
nothing worse than a nose log…
If anyone really thinks that Lost is going to end this year, he is deluded. Yes, the show will end, and there is zero chance for it to become a hit on syndication. BUT they’re not going to give too many answers at the end – if any at all (Cloverfield anyone?), and probably will just pile up new questions (message to all Lost fanboys – questions are EZ, good answers are difficult). I suspect they’ll make few movies (TV movies probably) that will “tie” up the knots and shed more light (Stargate or X-files anyone?), they’ll probably come up with “The Lost guide”; which will set you (you the fanboy lamer, not you the smart denizen of this wonderful site) at least a hundred bucks. What about ‘Lost origins’? they do it now constantly nowadays, like in Batman or Starwars or ‘Jemma Jameson – the college years’ and so on.
The next ones I’m not sure about, but who knows:
I wouldn’t put it past them coming up with some kind of Locke dildos (’Let the smooth bald head of Locke, replace your husband’s puny cock ),
or ‘The Shepperd chest waxing solution’. But I do think they’ll stop short of launching ‘Lost airlines’.
Lost is a ponzi scheme, you put time and money, for the promise of huge reward in the future, and after many years – BOOM, everything crushes under its own weight.
So don’t be surprised that they’ll want to string us along as long as possible.
You got a point there, but I read where even Jorge Garcia did not like that idea. He said if the bozos that make this show (Ok, he didn’t say “bozos”, that was my interpretation…), try to extend the show into a movie, to provide the answers, it would be nothing less than a rip-off of all the Lost fans.
Here is the thing. All of us who have been keeping track of this suckfest, or whatever you want to call it. We all know that they said that there will be no spin offs, no movies when the show is over its over. Now we all know that they would never lie to us. They have never lied to us in the past so why would they ever think to start now? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rip off the fans?! Never! They wouldn’t do that.
…Of course, if enough fans demand it… well… they will humbly oblige and make that movie or that book, After all, they are all about the fans.
So if they get 12 letters demanding that, and as we know, every letter represents a billion people* then of course they’ll do it for the sake of twice the earth’s population.
* I’m stealing shamelessly from ‘Family guy’…
Its not really stealing if its funny, so there ya go!!!!!
Noticed that this week, both Fringe and Flash Forward were essentially lame ass scifi mixed with huge gobs of “police procedural” like an episode of Law & Order. WTF? Is mimicking Law & Order the game plan for this season? Can’t see either of those shows going too far if that’s the game plan.
“In the island’s criminal justice system, Dharma is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Losties, who investigate the jungle, and the Others, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.”
BOOM! LOST!
again, idiot, no one on the planet knows why you’re connecting flash forward with lost, but you appear to have a vendetta against a television channel
ex-lost alumni appear in flash forward. that’s good enough for me.
pretty dumb response that fools no one, but you guys are definitely idiots if you are going to take any show that has a mysterious premise and hate it because you hate a show that has a similar overarching mythology
Big yawn on the mythology… predestination vs. free will and love triangles… been there, bought the t-shirt. Now ABC is trying to sell us a new pig with lipstick, Flash Forward. They’ve already begun the process of weaning the tv audience off the Lost teat and onto the FF teat.
How Lost ends is not of interest. A new teat is being waved at us.
Step back from the teats, timmy and get some solid food.
I watched both also, LOST-The Next Generation was not very impressive at all, but I did like the part about the mouth to mouth with the guy who had his head in the toilet. That was pretty funny. I did think FRINGE was OK but I like the old man. As far as your LAW & ORDER interpretation of LOST, I give you a thumbs up dude thats some funny shit there. Keep up the good work!!!!!
After the 3rd episode of Flashforward, I’m pretty sure that it will turn out to be as stupid as Lost. The whole blackout thing is very forced, and the actors are aweful.
I didn’t even bother to watch FF or Fringed this week.
Only watched about 5 minutes of each last week. Both are incredibly boring shows.
Flash “Bore”-ward
FlashForward makes no sense: During the FlashForward people should have been thinking “Hey this is what happened when I had that flash forward.”, because they should have remembered having had it.
It didn’t take three because it sucked from the start and they really shouldn’t even bring it back. LOST-TNG What a laugh!!!!!
Well we are under 3 months away now and with all this time that has gone by I seem to have forgotten quite a bit about the show. I guess this is proof it wasn’t so great a show after all. I know I had at one time a million questions, but now I will be damned if i can remember hardly any of them. I know being kind of stupid and a hillbilly, under educated and a bit thick skulled don’t help. Still it makes me wonder if taking such a long hiatus if they were not hoping this would be true for most of the viewing public. I would not put this past them. What do you think?
Lost has been filming here for a couple of months now and it is being done very, very quietly. No press, no hoopla, no interest. In fact, there is some speculation that for the first time, some of the filming is in fact, being done in LA.
I was talking to a guy that worked on the show for awhile, he was telling me stories about Matthew Fox, as well as some others. OMG, I really wonder if there is anybody on the cast that likes working with this guy?
Many shops/ chain-stores award you some kind of prize if you happen to be their one millionth customer; So maybe we should do it here and give a prize to the one millionth troll who comes here and says “If you guys hate that show so much, then STOP WATCHING IT, you fuckheads” (even though I suspect it’ll be the same troll saying it for the one millionth time).
But what should his prize be? mmm…. Maybe we should hook him up with a smooth 18 year old whore who will let him eat her pussy – after all, as a Lost fan, this guy is in a serious need of a good taste.
i’m a regular here and even I think that your post was pretty retarded.
Pretty retarded? That’s ironic given that your father thought his sister was pretty, and got a retarded child.
jesus, i had no idea this site has devolved so much that people are throwing out asinine incest jokes
Childish attacks, call for childish replies.
and I’ve read some of your posts; Man, you’re drier than the face of Mars.
As an aficionado of humor, dear uncle, please share some of your great wit with us, and I’ll be more than happy to comment.
Actually you did “Botox looks like Joan Rivers”, Wow, a Rivers’ face joke, no one has done it before! You simply must invite me some day and show me your Mark Twain award.
I’ll better alert Jay Leno that someone is rummaging through his garbage can.
Bell,
I don’t know who you are, but you are certainly not funny.
Botox is a very good joke that we often use here to describe Elizabeth Mitchell. I am sorry you didn’t understand that.
Well well, some idiot is impersonating me and using my handle again.
Put her face on a Halloween mask.
Bell.
Danny(?) boy and the guy impersonating uncleM – prob. the same guy – are stupid trolls, don’t get sucked in. He is a regular here – a regular troll.
You can always identify a troll when his comment about anything is “it’s stupid”, “you’re a moron”, “dreck”.
basically you need 5 things to give a troll answer:
1. Be a douche
2. Have an access to an Internet thesaurus.
3. find synonyms for ‘bad’, ’stupid’, ‘awful’, ‘pitiful’ etc.
4. cut and paste it to your comment.
5. Click ‘Add Comment’.
Thanks, Jelson! I get it now. Thanks so much for your handy numbered list! It really provides a great deal of psychological insight into the inner machinations of a troll’s brain. You seem really smart, and are probably incredibly handsome, too.
Can I call you?
Oh I forgot – trolls like to write under other people’s name and think it is incredibly funny,
Does this description ring a “Bell”?
I wouldn’t post so frequently if you idiots posted shit that was actually funny. But you don’t. This blog is a mishmash of self-congratulatory fuckwits like yourself. The garbage you write isn’t humor. It’s nothing. It’s devoid of any redeeming qualities. Much like yourself.
You write like you are kinda Gay…
The only way to write like you’re kinda gay, is to hold the pen in your asshole and write, or press the keys with it. There are people who do that: they are called JJ, Damon and Carlton.
Botox is back in “V”. lol
Rumor is that the series may end up airing Wednesdays at 8PM before Lost in 2010.
“V”agina dialogues.
did u see the new stargate-universe? man, you could call it ” ‘Lost’ in space”. here’s for y’all – another bastard child of JJ & Darlton – me knows they’ve gots nothing to do with it, but the other monkeys on TV saw and then cloned.
This blog is a dead parasite. Come to where the action is “mightyfeldspar.com” ….
Nothing redeeming there except for the link back to here.
Botox is back!
And she said: “It doesn’t matter” hahaha
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOST OR THIS SITE.
Botox has a lot to do with lost and this site.
FRINGE: it is almost sure that it will be cancelled. I ‘m happy that JJ. failed again.
You’re a loser
haha.
Who are you? A JJ fanboi?
No one likes you.
Your mother and father failed failed because you don’t like the shows. Most people do… Go start a whyfringesucks or something but talk about lost here please… Your opinion isn’t universal or something.
Amen. Fuck off, Simon. My feces are more interesting than your posts
Calm down, fanbois!
I don’t know about all that because I personally have found alot of your posts quite amusing. So keep up the good work.
JJ produces idiotic claptrap. Felicity, Alias? Lost? File them all under mental masturbation. So any “stars” from those shows doing anything noticeable these days? (Only Botox and Desmochick.) Maybe I need to watch latenite infommercials to catch the rest of them on the tv dial.
Cancellation of Fringe is long overdue. Low budget fluff for those that still endure watching it. But ABC will keep trying to reinflate that turkey. Leonard Nimoy will take shirt off in next episode.
There are (not so many) shows or movies that are bad in a unique way, i.e. they are good-bad; two perfect examples are “Plan 9 from outer space’, and “This planet Earth”
(featured in “MST3K the movie”). In a sense they are more difficult to make than many good movies, since the only way to get them is when someone really thinks he’s making a good movie, and that someone really believes he is talented, and the script is unintentionally funny, and pompous, and all of these elements (and many more) join together to create a perfect storm of a bad movie. (so it is impossible to make them on purpose).
‘Lost’ is a good-bad T.V show – it is so ambitious and pretentious, so full of itself and so sure of its own greatness, that it is one of the most beautiful car-wrecks in T.V history.
‘Fringe’ however, is just mediocre-bad, I don’t care about it enough to hate it, and I don’t really care if they get cancelled or if it airs till 2020. (in the last eight years it will air to zombies since in 2012 we all die, of course).
Yeah, to think Lost has done the best of all the ones you listed doesn’t speak well for the other shows.
I said I would never work on this ridiculous production again, but they called, and I agreed to do it one last time.
It’s the final season, maybe get a chance to say hello…and goodbye to other people that I’ve worked with in the past.
Actually, I have a secondary agenda for showing up on the set, but we’ll see if that pans out.
It is almost over… this long terrible voyage of shit. Circling the drain for 5 + years.
Now Miss Botox Clownsmiles is on “V”. An even more awful program. But at least she has let her jowls relax.
How I miss the chronicles of Sarah Connor.
Proof that there is no justice in this world or the next.
so happy this site exists. i actually give you guys credit for watching after episode 2. although for good reasons. maybe i should watch these final episodes for a laugh. so happy i stopped watching. this show LOST credibility by opening way too many doors, most of which i’m sure will be left open.
yet so many people feel like they are watching greatly written suspense entertainment. if you want real great sci-fi time travel writing, read the dune series by frank herbert.
this LOST series is just crappy writing in which the authors had no grand vision. that’s the secret of LOST in the end. you LOST more than a bunch of hours watching a badly written/planned TV show.
^^ i meant to say second season, not episode. it’s funny reading the trolls comments. you know why? because this site makes them feel stupid to what they otherwise honestly thought was intelligent programming.
some other time travle well done: donnie darko and the evil dead trilogy. the time travel in Harry Potter (books initially written for children) is about 20 times more intuitive than this crap.
It’s so coincidental that the writers are trying to write intelligent sci-fi but are also promising rewards to be told in future episodes. but their bad writing is the “tell” and the sheepish veiwer are the marks. this show is fool’s gold.
trolls to this site want examples, so there you have them above. i’ve given you plenty to work with.
the problem with lost is they NEVER give you enough relevent information to progress this island mystery any further. it’s all snails pace. the writers give you TONS of unneeded things, which I saw happening full bloom in season 3. this my friends, is the definition of directionless bad writing.
“but their bad writing is the “tell” and the sheepish veiwer are the marks. this show is fool’s gold.”
…are the marks….
Well put. I never thought of it that way. Just like pro-wrestling fans who are convinced that what they watch is “real”.
My observation is that reality is sinking in to a FEW of the actors. Their attitudes are starting to calm down, they are beginning to realize they don’t work on some epic production, and maybe also understanding that the gravy train is fast coming to the end of the tracks.
right. and you’re citing THE EVIL FUCKING DEAD as a show with a well thought-out time travel plot device. fuck off, imbecile. say all you want about the “trolls”, but i doubt you’re going to be coming up with a cure for cancer anytime soon.
i’m not citing anything. lost sucks.
evil dead trilogy > lost. in the time travel department. watch the end of evil dead 2. situationally speaking far superior than anything on your silly lost soap opera.
how many times have you watched jack whine? or sawyer act like a badass but not follow through. horrible character development.
BTW, evil dead is a series of movies, not a show, you stupid effing jackoff. you have no idea what you’re talking about, you think you’re watching some great cult TV show, a real intellect. they fooled you into watching a dumb TV show. guess why?
because you’re a stupid fool.
If you’re going to try and do something about the trolls on this site, please try to make your replies suck as little as possible.
i’m not trying to do anything. happy i found your site, but maybe i should get LOST.
this guy called me out. read my other posts if you want to know why i think lost sucks. but i’ll summarize it for you:
1) No general direction for the show
2) HORRIBLE character development with way too many necessary loose ends
3) Big offense: Introduction of many characters does nothing but prolong the thing
4) overall bad acting
i like your idea for the site, don’t like the way the jerk responded to my post, and i have no problem respectfully leaving if you think my “replies suck”.
*whiny voice* but why can’t we all just hate lost in peace.
)
I’m not Tyler, dipshit. I’m the same fucking troll who responded to you before. For someone who clearly thinks of himself as having supreme intellect, it took me five seconds to have you spazzing out because you thought the author of a fucking blog was insulting you.
Pull your head out of your ass. Idiot.
yeah, spazzing out. uh huh.
funny that you label yourself a troll haha! i do feel stupid i didn’t catch that, but you’ve only strengthened my cases in point because you’ve not retorted in any relevant way.
i really don’t care!
you know, i don’t know much about the actors and show anymore. i had issue with more than a few of the actors they started adding in.
the show in season one and season two had a sublime feeling of tension. but come the end of season 2 and season 3, and these new characters come in.
why?
adding characters into a script serves nothing more than to add to the length of the script. in the case of LOST, writers just got too carried away, but it comes down to money. networks saw the money potential after the first season or two. sign on for five more seasons? how? add characters and have then display relationships with each other.
LOST focus.
and this is the kind of money chappele turn down. why? integrity and creativity are at stake for that kind of money. chappele has integrity.
The money is not there anymore. Their budget was cut this year and I’m pretty sure it was cut last year too.
If you can’t keep the ratings up, you can’t expect to command the same budget.
The big shoots they used to have are a thing of the past. Now, the shoots are much smaller, and they routinely have to trim back those too.
The studio is paying much closer attention to the beans nowadays.
i’m pretty out of touch with Lost. Are the ratings really down from the first two, three seasons? the only thing i’ve noticed i guess to lead me to believe this is true is that no one really talks about it much anymore.
one of my friends still watches it and he has good taste. i’m surprised he’s still watching it. in the beginning i felt it was kind of david lynch style. now while david lynch sometimes annoys me, LOST is no where near the same level, nor should probably be said in the same sentence.
LOST is one of the most popular, critically acclaimed shows ever made.
Haters gonna hate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOW THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haters gonna hate
And Horny the Tiger is one of the best husbands ever, and the story-line and themes of `Avatar’ are the most original and unpredictable ever. And Juliette has the most expressive face ever. And Lost fans are the best TV aficionados ever.
On a serious note : how dare you lie on this time of year so close to the birth of baby Jesus – Remember he sees you and hears you. You make the baby Jesus cry by telling those awful lies about the quality of Lost. Shame on you.
Happy new year to everyone.
shut up
people can copy your name on this site?
what a shitty site
agreed, me
this site blows but the people who post here love themselves
you seem to post here alot lostnlost so does the same hold true for you???
Popularity doesn’t equal quality.
As evidenced by my site.
Touche.
31 DAYS AND COUNTING, DOES ANYONE REALLY EVEN REMEMBER THIS SHOW???
Ooops only 30 days sorry fanbois.
Everything is winding down, not much excitement anymore. Few care from what I notice.
I actually like the attitude now on the set nowadays. It’s better than before. I remember when Yun Jin Kim was a kinda I’m-a-hot-ass-Korean-household-name-diva-actress…and-you-peons-keep-getting-in-my-way!
Here in the last season, that chick stands in line to get coffee along with everyone else.
yeah, some things do improve over time.
29 DAYS AND COUNTING…
DIFFERENT TIME ZONE SO IT IS ONLY 28 MORE DAYS…
27 MORE DAYS…
Can’t wait for another year of the suckiest show on tv and another year of bashing its fanboys and fangirls.
Tyler you should have a forum up because i think there will be a lot of people jumping off the lost bandwagon this season. Even many friends of mine who were some of the biggest lost fanboys/girls are now doubting the show.
This pile of crap show is going to go out with a whimper. Probably some stupid cliche story of how they have to turn back time but make sure some event doesn’t happen causing the plane to crash. It shows them all at the airport and they have faint recolections of each other, shows them on the plane and the plane starts to have some problems… screen turns black… suck…
Another thing I can’t wait to do is play with myself as I continue writing my self-indulgent, asinine posts.
It’s kind of pathetic and infuriating what the directors will do to kick up the “action” in this stupid show. The stuntman who had to do a stunt for an episode was unloading on me afterwards (and anyone else who was nearby), he was swearing a bluestreak that he was being put in harm’s way. Even when Cusick came by to talk to him later, the guy was still ranting.
In fact, as we watched, it did look like a close shave…very close…too close for him, and he was no newbie either. But these directors really do take unnecessary risks with people, mainly because I don’t think they care.
That is arrogance.
Does this mean Desmond will have to push the button forever.
Desmond should find a clitoris if he’s going to be doing it forever.
“DAMON LINDELOF
Are you worried the show will jump the shark?
I think that the show has jumped the shark at least a dozen times now”
At least he admits.
Well guys it looks like the final season is almost upon us. I will watch of course, its hard to look away at this point. I’m not going to even try to come up with a witty post for each episode anymore. I’ll just throw up a new one with the title of the episode after each show and let the discussion begin. The regulars on this site have always provided much better insight than me anyways.
We need to do something to keep it interesting though. Maybe like “guess the number of gun cocks” per episode. Or “number of slow motion, montages over sappy music sequences”. Anyone have any ideas?
So does this mean it stays a blog??? If so it doesn’t really matter anyway. After nearly a year who can remember what because it doesn’t matter and don’t ask me that again. Two of my most loved lines on the whole show. Now I ask myself “just what do I really remember?” Well it damn sure ain’t much thats for sure, but I do have a few questions. Are we ever gonna find out the contents of the logbook Whidmore bought and paid a pretty shilling for at that? Why couldn”t Not locke kill Jacob??? What was the big idea with putting the plane with all those dead people in it at the bottom of the ocean? Have no idea what was up with that. Should Jacob be the white smoke monster??? What about the tail section I never understood the reasoning there? Nobody left outta that bunch except Bernard. And the biggest question of all is Sawyer still the new sheriff in town? And finally this time travel garbage i really can’t comprehend as to why the island and just a certain few on it did the traveling. It gors with nothing I have ever seen before or able to even understand. GO FIGURE!!!!!!! Well there is something to ponder on but please, not for to long because it just ain’t worth it…..
answer is simple: i’ts not well written or thought out time travel.
take a look at Donnie Darko or Harry Potter Prisoner of Askaban (book) for time travel better thought out.
the problem with time travle in lost for me at least, is that it doesn’t seem to be the original focus of the show. after the first few seasonsit’s as if the writers smoked something funny one nightsomething funny, talked about all the flashbacks in the show and came up with a half-baked idea to do flash fowards. probably sounded good while high, they ran with it, and it’s not adding ANYTHING to science fiction of time travel.
intelligent science fiction writing about time travel will have you wondering about the possibility of “what if?” LOST, because porrly written, does not make you wonder.
Oh yes I almost forgot JUST 17 MORE DAYS. Funny thing. I heard that it is the same night that Obama your mama is to give his state of the union address. Wonder how thats gonna work out???
Flashforward and V both on hiatus. Fringe about to be canceled. The great suck is on.
24 is rocking and rolling. Maybe JJ will get his gay Dharma van started and get that heap of a show onto the freeway. It’s the final season so expect a long goodbye. Lots of tears and fond nostalgia.
Maybe it will end with jack and smoke monster sitting down for a meal in an italian restaurant. Sinister looking Locke arrives and goes to the can to retrieve a hunting knife hidden in the toilet tank. He exits the can and the show fades to black…
but before that happens we’ll see plenty of jungle treks and guns-a-cockin. How fat do you think Hurley is this season? If he has sex with Libby (physically impossible, that’s why there’s no babies born on the island – morbid obesity compounded by lack of pocket pickle) does he crush her or pass out from the effort?
Never watched 24. Is it worth jumping in now or will I have no idea what is going on without watching previous seasons?
24 is like a Snickers bar. Get’s the blood sugar up and gives you a brief blast of energy.
24 hours. A series of bad things will happen. Reluctant govt superagent will attempt to prevent. No theorizing, background mythology, or astronomy-pyschology-literature degrees (middle-aged pony tail) required to understand.
Bonus is no jungle treks or kumbaya on a beach. Gun player is actually important to the plot (unlike Lost). 99.99% of the people shot on 24 stay stone dead and no one cares that they are dead.
100% Flashback free is the big draw for me.
Keep up the good work dude!
lol, Sopranos! ahahaha
Fat comment…not cool!
It’s Not Fat, it’s Muscle at rest. Plus dude, it’s Genetic, and you know man, he’s got big bones!
I’m sure he says to himself that it’s genetic everytime he’s packing his chowhole with potato chips and pop.
He should get rid of the “Shih Tzu” t-shirt and get one that says “Anorexia Survivor”
LOLROFLMAO FAT JOKES ARE FUNNY GUYZZZZZ
ROFL
The series ends with everyone having to pass through a wormhole except for Hurley. He’s too big to fit and gets left behind.
BOOM…LOST
Maybe he will take turns pushing the button with desmond for the rest of their lives!!!!!
Oh yeah forgot to add…
“Hi I’m Daryl. This is my brother Daryl. And this is my other brother Daryl.”
Now that’s the way to end a series! Don’t fuck with genius JJ.
To help everyone gear up….
Brilliant, everyone check out that link.
I love the Onion.
That’s awesome, They got it!
Remember last movie of Sergio Leone. Once Upon a time in America. The whole idea behind the 160 min movie is that Robert De Niro, main character, is a Opium Addict and the whole movie is a dream, a Opium Dream. Season Final 6 will probably something like that. Like The dream of a 17 yo Meth-user in withdrawl.
Tough Love!
Maybe Hurley finds some shrooms and it is his and Desmonds dream while pushing the button for the rest of their lives!!!!
OK, no more button pushing comments.
I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve started to watch that show because i’m a TV Fan and my sister was telling me how amazing this was. PLus all the people around me was bragging how this was one good show. Then I saw in an article that this was the most downloaded series of all time. So i said to myself, why not, I’m gonna try. Then at about season 2, i was already bored but hooked on this Crack. Really, if I was a Chemist and would be doing crack, mine would be called Lost.
I’ve been going through all seasons 1 by 1, watching 6 episodes a day and now I’m hitting a Wall. My friends and family thinks i’m nuts for watching it, but I think the only thing that makes me continue is when i’m going episode by episode and reading the hilarious critics you guys have been posting for years now. I’ve only started 2 weeks ago and end of season 3 crushed me HARDCORE. That was like the Super-Uber-Suprem Crappiest final I’ve ever seen. I’m kinda motivated cause premiere is in 2 weeks and looking foward for some Lost-bashing. I mean, if I may…
1: Electricity; doesn’t it come from somewhere?
2: Kraft/Dharma Initiative. the second drop…Wtf?
3: Some of the stuff must be pretty expensive. I mean, reconstructing Haiti will cost approximately 10 billions dollars. Can we agree that they don’t have half of what they got: a Submarine, an underwater base, a Sanctuary, towers, nobody works and somehow shits get done. I mean, are they secretly using cheap labours?
4: What’s that Ending we’re gonna have? Aliens? Jesus wanted to those people a lesson?
5: Do we really appologize killing that easy? I mean pretty much every dudes in that series killed a close friend but nobody seems to get under the skin of a spy mind game genius nerdy looking and mostly, one of the guy that get the most beaten in the entire show ever: Ben Linus! Come on!
6: Season 1 Jack was cool. You know, good looking dude, gentle, helping, saving life man! Then, becomes a stressed emo, always on the edge of crying. Jack is to me one of the most anoying character with Ben Linus
7: Human psychology; ok, now that, the writer can pretend to know a lot about it, but somehow, it’s kinda like Startrek, Non-Active Characters do everything…the cheap labour thing maybe! They don’t complain, or they don’t get annoyed, they just say Yes Boss. YEs Jack, Please have a Kleenex Jack. No one is just getting psycho.
8: Why nobody killed Ben Already? Ok, remember, I’m watching this fast forward. 6 boring episodes a day. What Leverage did he have in Season 4 to survive the first week of Locke’s new Possy? I mean, he said he had something. They’re not really good at making him talk. They say Waterboarding is like pretty easy and works all the time. It’s not a question on having a strong mind, the body takes over the mind and that, the mind can’t do anything about it. Or why not the Rat in a cage, and putting the face of Ben at 1 inch of an hungry rat? I mean am I the only one who read 1984? Why not keeping Linus druged, and in light, setting watch, no talking or physical punition, no sleeping, keeping him awake 4-5 days, druged, and forcing him to eat will make this super mastermind fall like a girl. No questions before that, no talking, just pure brutality. If you’re not able to get Ben Linus Talking after this little treatment, you’re a pussy…like Sayid.
9: Useless character and Boring «Days of our Lives» drama bullshit!
10: Flashback are meant to express something the Actor cannot physically enacted the ideas of the plot. I mean not only it’s SOOOOO 1980 but it’s also for a reason: Sergio Leone was a master at it and no flashback he used felt like he was taking us for an idiot. That’s the issue, in my humble opinion with the Flashback in Lost. Nothing is really important. I’ve started to watch it a X1.5 and X10 at some point, I’m kinda looking forward to see the last 4 minutes of each show. Would be great to see somebody doing a montage a of the last 4 minutes of the show. I’m pretty curious to see if it would be good or if it would suck. I’ve done it with Lord of the Ring. Skip every Frodo and Sam part. Trust me, it’s awesome!
Looking forward to get done in time for Season 6 with you guys
WOW dude six episodes at a time might make your head blow apart so be real careful with that. This isn’t just any suckfest ya know, its a highly intellectual suckfest. Are you crazy or just a glutton for punishment???
Both I guess, But Everytime I see Jack SHeppard, I know how useless he his so i skip it. I’ve become a fan of Number 3 reason of Tyler: NOTHING HAPPENS there is really staring for at least 17 minutes. Also, the Writer has just come up with 25 minutes of shit-chat; OH Jack, I’m sorry!
Don’t worry Kate, i’m gonna be alright! *turns around and let go 2-3 tears*
But I’m a professional when it comes to «power-watch» tv series and there’s trick to make it faster: Skip generic and What happen in Last Episode and you’re already getting rid off 5-7 minutes out of a 40-43 minutes episode. Then all Staring and Sub-plot I fast forward on my ps3 at x10 until. I can watch a whole episode in 30 minutes by skiping the useless stuff and has people have been discussing it in the last 4 years here; there’s a lot of nothing.
I mean the show will literally take the merit off crying as an actor. I mean they cry on demand and it’s impressive when you see a Jack Nickolson cry ’cause the guy DONT CRY. But in that series, it’s the opposite. I haven’t watch the bonus on each boxset and probably won’t since I’m so anxious to get over with it. But I’m sure the Set has a big smell of Vick or Extra Strong Tiger Bond for our Asian pals, ’cause those bitches always cry!
One thing, and I know, I Knooowww it’s a familly show that play on large audience time, but why not even one time, Sawyer never said the word Fuck!? Like Hey fucking midget get out of my fucking way fucker! like this one time, we could pretend he’s posseses by CGI Smoke and That Jacob is acctually John Locke Subconscient That got absorb by the «strange electro-magnetic field» on the Island?
I’m telling you guys, those Writers aren’t on Weed like any normal writer, no man, they’re on Magic Mushroom and Purple Drink Listening to Philip Glass.
Nah man … Dat writa mi brotha…he cool… they just be doing the island bud. Rasta real fine, drinking dat Marley wine….Dat Kate pretty lakka money. She laka mi dawta. Ass lak nice eee?
Missa Rose dawg bite mi.
11 days till happy trolls start coming out of the woodwork once again. Gotta love it!!!!!
Hotels here are offering special package deals for those that want to fly in for the premiere this Saturday! You can watch it on the beach, then go to your hotel room afterwards.
LOL!!
I’m betting not more than 5 of the actors even bother to show up.
Get ready for alternate reality! Season 6 will begin with Oceanic 815 landing safely in L.A. We will then see a sloppy, mangled getaway scene with Kate escaping the marshal, which is of course so easy to do, and other Losties interacting with each other in some way. The other story lines will deal with Sun and a bunch of people we don’t know the names of because there are too many damn characters in this show; and the other “alternate reality” of Jackass and Dumbass (Kate) and Fatass and Chinkass and “Lafleur” still in 1977 cuz Juliet’s tits and the bomb didn’t change a thing in one alternate reality. And then the show will wind down a road where Jack’s group will try to “get back” or whatever and all the time lines and realities will merge into one story line. We will hear how brilliant the writers are for combining all story lines, yet all we will get are more questions are few answers along the way.
We won’t find out why:
* there was a food drop by Dharma in 2004. Dharma was “purged” bug eyes and the eye shadowed ageless wonder back in the early 90s (I think, the writers never gave us an exact year, which would be too revealing, apparently)
* Walt was special. The writers have already admitted that Walt’s story is all but over, basically because the actor grew about 10 inches. So forget learning what he did during his time with the others.
* Widmore wants the island so bad. Ben vs. Widmore would have actually been interesting if we knew what was so damn special about the island anyways. By my count, the island has a death rate rivaling most concentration camps and is nearly impossible to find or communicate with. Widmore is extremely wealthy from Widmore Industries, with chauffers and Bentleys.
* How Widmore got so rich. From the epic 5th season, we found out Widmore used to be the leader of the hostiles, and was in fact on the island both in 1954 and 1977 and after the purge (1990ish). So when did he start Widmore Industries in London? When everyone was at the temple?
* Logistics. Electricity, running water, plumbing, moon pool oxygen/pressure, etc.
There are more, I just got tired of thinking about them. I still think the ending will be okay, maybe even clever. But the route we take getting there will be full of ten-second stares, unanswered questions, gun-cocks, and inane fight scenes akin to Sawyer kicking Jack in the balls then helping him one minute later.
Boom.
LOST my patience.
Pretty funny, dawg! I especially love that racist joke about “chinks.” Super classy!
You love offensive jokes? good
because I have a “dirty prostitute” joke about your sista
Ha ha! You tell him, JJ! Can’t wait to hear that funny joke!
For being the only dog on the island, Vincent sure doesn’t act “lonely”or depressed. Just saying…
I’m looking forward to it! They showed the end of season 5 last night. I had forgotten how much it sucked.
Against my better judgement I watched it too. That show does not age well. So let me see… for two hours it’s one group off to do a suicide bombing and another group to stop it. Jungle version of 24. And at the pivotal moment the 2nd group pussies out and changes its mind. Is that about it?
More logic to be found in a bugs bunny cartoon. A three stooges b/w short is rocket science compared to JJ’s Laugh In.
How ’bout Jack and Sawyer’s ‘fight’ scene. It looked like a 60s batman movie. And did Sawyer really kick Jack in the nuts? WTF? And what exactly made the hick and botox and longface change their minds anyway? The only reason they left the sub that was taking them back to civilization was because they were afraid Jack was going to kill everyone by blowing up the bomb. And then, after another jungle trek and another cheesy fight scene, they’re on board to do exactly what they had intended on trying to stop!!!!
but the epitome of how bad this show has become was the grand finale. First you have the stupidest gun fight scene. I’m sorry, but when did botox and gopher tooth learn to participate in armed conflict? Did they participate in some military or police training I’m unaware of ? Next you have everything metallic being sucked into the hole. This bit of plot twist saved Sawyer’s life in the nick of time (cause we actually thought he was going to be shot and killed by an extra) when the guy holding the gun to Sawyer’s head got impaled. then tits mcgee falls down a shaft 100 feet down without dying and is still conscious and has enough energy to detonate the bomb!
Whatever.
Those fights are looking more and more like choreographed S&M sessions. Done not for expanding the plot but just for filling in blank minutes with the pleasure of watching the gratuitous delivery of pain.
Lots of blood and welts but no deep cuts or lasting wounds or bruises. They wash and clean up real fine and then it’s the long agonizing wait until the next session… who will it be and what part of the body will they above. Please not the face. Not the face. Ben’s really into it. He’s been pretty much everyone’s bitch. Jack and Sawyer and their homoerotic slapfests are getting annoying. But they do it because Kate’s into it…
I watched too. I can’t believe how crude and make shift the whole episode was, talk about sone low budget shit. As a matter of fact the last three seasons have been so low budget that I have seen porn flicks that spent more on production than these dipshits. I think season five is solid proof of this. So why take on more lousy actors that I am sure get paid way to much instead of putting that money to better use in the production itself??? I think its so funny that they tried real hard to answer a few of the questions but they were questions that were not of any real consequence to anything anybody really cared about, Then they give us all this hype about the dharma intitave what a real let down. I sure hope for the sake of just a little entertainment that they can do a little better job than what they been doing.
only four more days.
So you can watch the first 4 minutes of s6e1. Yes, flight815 doesn’t crash, but it seems that jack remembers. Yes it is very surprising. So we will watch through the whole last season what would have happened if the plane hadn’t crashed. Very exciting right?
ROFL SIMON IS FUNNY
ROFL
The plane lands… but they’re all dead. They don’t know it (but they will by the end of S6). Death in his black robe comes and visits each one of them. It all comes down to the lunch snack served back on the flight – salmon sandwiches!!!!
That bitch Cindy had a union grievance brewing with Oceanic…
BOOM LOST.
Basically, it seems to me that the writers are trying to create some sort of a mythology (the hieroglyphs are a clear tell) concerning the island so the ending is not going to be some sort of a twilight zone kind of twist, like they’re all dead or in purgatory, but is going to be about the history of the island and the forces involved.
What is it going to be? Here is a list of few dozen words and concepts. At you spare time you can write an ending around those. What you get will be at least as good as any ending the writers came up with.
Time travel, Demigods, hieroglyphs, runes, nanobots, predestination, good Vs. evil, aliens, parallel universe, energy field, weaving, secret societies, resurrection, god, devil, mathematical formula, teleportation, telepathy, space-time, pyramid, Artificial intelligence, magic healing, ancient civilizations, Atlantis, conspiracy, free will, genetic experimentation, hybrid, quantum mechanics, crystals, spirit, love conquers all, obsession, portal, dimension, secret codes, prophecy, Heaven, Hell, inner connection between all living things, oneness, purpose, philosophies, yin and yang, myths, ancient tome, the chosen one, mind control, chaos, reality, illusion, consciousness, redemption, Alien technology, cyclical, providence, karma, inner peace & double anal.
WOW!!! That hurt me in parts of my body that have never been hurt before…
Sounds to me like a bunch of sissy-assed literary grads having a circle jerk while doing free word association. Or maybe JJ is spiking their sissy-assed tazo chai tea low skim latte’s with extra sprinkles of crack cocaine. Either way, something sissy-assed is going on here…
You can watch 6×1
Has Hurley ever coked a gun? Well, he does in the first 10 minutes.
I’m so lonely…
Nobody cares anymore! ha ha ha. I was hoping this site was filled with comments about s06 again cause reading those is actually more fun then watching lost.
Greetz. Someone who jumped the shark after s03.
Tyler! Glad you’ve kept the site up and running. Sorry I missed the summer thread.
I can’t believe how much of the Lost shit I’ve forgotten. I’m sure tomorrow night’s ep will give me lots more to forget.
How’s it going Troll? I know, my comments are retarded and I’m probably gay, but I trust you’re doing well.
See you tomorrow everybody.
Correct on both counts. Nice hackneyed post, as usual.
Thanks. I worked really hard on it.
Watched 6×01 and it sucks, there is an “alternate timeline”/”what if” timeline which I’m sure it’s just a flashforward of the ending of the show, at the finale something will happen that will make this alternate dumbass plot.. real.
fuck its ridiculous.
Haha. Loved your post! Is Hurley still fat?
Good one Troll. That never gets old–misappropriating someone else’s name and posting angry shit. You should write for Lost.
I really have a problem with “If we detonate the bomb all of this (will?) never happened” – There are 2 approaches to what happens if you time travel, one is that you return to the REAL past, and the second is that you travel to a parallel universe that looks exactly like your past. In the first case you can create paradoxes like killiing your own grandma when she was a child, or avoid paradoxes by assuming that somehow the past will prevent you from changing it (which might imply that Free Will is an illusion). The second case is more resistant to paradoxes, but it has the disadvantage that it’s not “really” your past. It seems to me that the writers (or at least the characters they wrote) believe in both options (or neither) – somehow they think that only one timeline can exist, but there are many possible ones, and so you can “destroy” one timeline and create/restore an alternative one instead (but no two can exist simultaneously).
That’s seems odd to me – where does this timeline disappear to? What does it mean for it not to exist if you actually EXIST(ed) in it? How can they live and breathe and think in a certain timeline and then make it never exist??
And isn’t what they’re trying is kind of a grandma paradox? If they prevent the flight from crashing, then they didn’t reach the island, if they didn’t reach the island they didn’t go back in time to prevent the incident, if they didn’t prevent the incident their plane crashed, if their plane crashed, then they could go back in time and… so on.
o.k. I’m out of time, got to go.
Never ask these questions again. The writers are smart as fuck!
…and they tell each other that every day.
I know more about time travel than the average person. Once I travelled back to 1955 but all I was trying to do was escape some Lybian terrorists. Then I had to have my good friend Doc Brown help me get back to 1985. Then I had to travel forward to 2025 to make sure my kid didn’t get sent to prison. Then I had to go back to 1955 and finally I had to go back to 1885.
So you can see I’ve done quite a bit of time traveling. The two timeline parallel situation you described is what really happens. See when I went to 2025 and then came back to 1985 it was actually an alternate 1985, the time line had split at some point. So I had to go back to 1955 and change the past so this new time line never existed in the first place.
In summary, I know a ton about time travel and the two timeline situation is what really happens when you time travel. Now where is Jennifer, I’m feeling a little frisky…
Sorry I forgot that. After all, the writers work in mysterious ways. who are we, mere mortals, to questions their actions and words? be certain that at the end all shall be revealed to us, and we will witness their infinite widsom. and for those who deny or belittle their genius, an endless torture awaits (which means be called stupid,masturbatory and pedestrian by a troll).
You guys have some truly bizarre issues. Did a Lost fan beat you up or have sex with your mother or something?
At the end of Lost will be two guys smoking weed and will say “man I can’tbelieve we made up all this shit, do you know where the potato chips are?”
LOST IDOL – BOOM!
Season 6 = 2 simultaneous realities
The audience will be presented with two alternate realities to chose from. The realities will perform for the studio audience and the at home audience will get to phone in their vote for their favorite.
Contestant#1 Sarah Boyle – made it out to LAX reality
Contestant#2 William Hung – still stuck on the island reality
The perpetually drunk hillbilly chick judge (Paula-botox-Juliet) will be supportive in her own bubbleheaded way. Talks and stutters in her own secret language.
Sawyer Simon will piss on everything but secretly has the hots for anything Scottish (run Desmond run).
Oh my gosh u guys I’m so ready. Maybe Sawyer will finally find true love?
Tyler, no preview thread? Have you lost all hope (no pun intended)? I crammed in Lost season 5 in about a week after returning from Iraq and after hours of viewing, I felt like I didn’t miss anything. All they did was throw in the Jacob/MIB characters to absolve themselves of actually coming up with a clever explanation of the island. What’s with Jacob visiting the characters years prior to the crash? Seems Ben’s question a few seasons back about the plane crashing and just happening to have a spinal surgeon seems they thought some of it out. Or are madly trying to cover their asses for explanations.
I didn’t have time to parse through season 5 threads to see if there was any good morsels but think I am ready for season 6 and the end to be done with it. You know that they will probably make a sequel with Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley and possibly throw in Jin and Sun. I guess Botox is out and Desmond seems destined to die or go to a mental institution; Claire is coming back but where the hell was she? Walt Chamberlain might cameo every year and he grows another 6″.
OK, I’m ready for the namecallers and baiters and the 500 posts of “why do you watch a show you hate? Just don’t watch it” which of course the reply is “why do you seek out a lost hating board if you’re a 12 year old fanboy?” Bring it on and remember, the best insults don’t include lame references to being gay (or any homosexual acts). If that’s all you got, then go back to playing WOW Leroy Jenkins.
CPT Preevyet on duty in Georgia, USA
Naw, no preview. I’ll have the new episode thread soon. Glad you are still alive and kickin.
It’s funny that the supposed “greatest show of all time” accoring to lost fans is limping away after only 6 seasons (where the last two seasons only have been like 1 season split in two).
Does anyone have the ratings for last season’s premier? I think this season will probably match that since it is the final season. However i’m sure the ratings will once again decline to the point where ABC will be glad to be rid of this piece of shit.
Preach on, fag!
That sounds about right. It will likely be about the same as last season, and then follow the same dwindling pattern.
Just saw a preview. Why is there more jungle trek. I thought Juliet blew up the bomb and none of that ever happened. For that matter, why is there still another season? Seems like it should have ended with the bomb. Guess she didn’t hit it hard enough and that white flash of light was a tease.
Maybe you didnt pay enough attenion to what’s in the white light STUPID.
STUPID is someone who spends his time ruining his parents DVR by looking for clues and then going to stupid fanboy site to brag about his great findings like he split the atom or something
…AND next time you see a white light please pay extra attention to it actually i want you to go into it and do not listen to any voices calling you back
I made a white light once when I bent over for a brewsky and let a big fart rip into the campfire. There was mushroom cloud too just like those ones those H-bombs make.
Maybe they will leave the island again. But if they come back it will be even better! BOOYAH! BOOYAH! BOOYA-BOOOM!