Episode 2: LAX part deux
Even more LAX…
Written by Tyler on February 9th, 2010 with
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Fuck you, Tyler. Your site sucks almost as much as the torrent of bullshit posts that we’ll see after the episode airs. Can’t wait to see the first gun-cocking comments, fags.
Actually you made the first comment?
Shut the fuck up, retard. Why did you end your dumbass comment with a question mark?
Bob, is that you? Do you have enough tissues and lubricant for tonight’s episode? Let me know hun, I’ll be upstairs.
Where are you sugarbuns. Don’t be late tonight.
Where’s Bob?. We’re ready for sloppy seconds.
Fuck all of you guys. Is it supposed to hurt my feelings that you’re attacking the name that I fucking made up to troll your posts? Lame, lame, lame. No surprise on this site.
You felt the need to reply, so it must hurt you. Does it hurt as much as the butthurt you get every night from JJ?
Typical bullshit response from one of this site’s fanboys. I post because I like to troll this site and the losers who frequent it. If you’re trying to hurt a troll’s feelings, then you’re failing miserably.
I’M A TROLL! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!
Bob/ukfdud would rather have people attack him than talk about how last night’s Kate-centric show was a steaming pile of shit and a complete waste of time.
You’re so frisky Bob?
To keep assholes like you in suspense? 99.9% are too smart to fall for it…? Happy gun cock’n you anus of suspense?
Hey wuts up guys
lost sucks. how is it at all believable that the john lennon dude understands japanese? He nods his head like a little dipshit.
Notice that between lines he strikes a pose by standing back on his heels and hooks his thumbs on his belt. That’s what Mickey Mouse does in all those old Disney cartoons. Hey look at me, I’m a reincarnated Beatle. I am the walrus. Goo Goo G’Joob.
Betcha we’ll see that yellow submarine soon enough.
You idiots are really reaching for shit to complain about here.
Nobody has to reach for shit to complain about the show. The shit gets spewed out on us from the show like hot, projectile diarrhea.
We’re actually wiping it off while we complain about it. We’re sure as hell not reaching for it.
He may have been doing a “Dennis Hopper” in Apocalypse Now. Lost has stolen from nearly every film and TV show ever made. In one of Kates get-a-way scenes wankford does the “I’m walkin here” from Midnight Cowboy…
I noticed that too. I bet the writers were just giggling like schoolgirls when then put that in. Shows how really cool they are.
I noticed he was making a heart shape when his put his forefingers and thumbs together on his belt or when his hands were in the open.
Fuck’n fruitloop is trying to hypnotize us.
what next? Kate says to Sawyer “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me”
nice Empire Strikes Back referrence
2nd episode of the season and we have this turd of a filler already. We have the standard issue good guys vs. bad guys standoff, a rogue Lostie going on a jungle trek, which leads to another Lostie tracking that person down but not without the prerequisite 10 minute pep-talk about the importance of bringing that Lostie back, the 1 minute stares into nothingness, Kate knocking guys out with such ease that it borders on absurdity (which got me thinking that maybe she should’ve dueled with Keamy instead of Sayid), tearful confessions, lying bad guys, bad guys that jump Losties, and one more thing none of you could’ve ever predicted – more questions!
You left out Kate being an excellent tracker who can tell the difference between real trails and false trails with just a glance.
a real trail looks minty fresh and a false cheaper trail has static cling..
I love how Jack thinks that everyone around him is only there to inform him about everything they know. Like he has level 5 clearance.
Also note how the other others went from being super sneaky to borderline retarded.
If Sayid was infected with The Darkness, why didn’t they just kill him instead of going through the pill hoopla? Because then we wouldn’t get the absurd re-entry of Claire in the jungle. It was one long jerkoff without letting you cum.
This was a bullshit episode. Boring filler. No more Kate-centric episodes, PLEASE!
I thought about this and I actually think there is a reason. The whole choice vs. destiny. I think smokey has taken over Sayid and the only way to kill him is if Sayid ‘chooses’ to take the pill that will kill him. Remember Jacob said there were rules on how they could die. I don’t think smokey can be murdered. I don’t think this is a complete explanation, but I do think it is possible. But then again, maybe I am giving them too much credit.
welcome back Mrs. M its good to see an old poster back. Lately this board has just been overrun with TROLLS who have nothing better to do than come here and flame and beg for attention. Its pathetic
Thanks! I have noticed the ever increasing troll posts. I come on every so often during the season just to see if there is something worth reading. Last week there was some good stuff, but mostly it was a lot of scrolling straight past the majority of it all. It is a shame, this sight was once one belly laugh after the other. It has deteriorated like the show.
I was thinking Jacob myself. As he is dead now and in need a of a body.
And what kind of a diagnosis involves electric shock and branding.
Best line of the episode…
“Where is that bitch?”
Finally someone calls Kate what she is. Filler, nonsensequal dreck. Pure garbage. Big “reveals”: Claire has been infected and is now setting traps ala Rousseau. Cuz that sounds plausible. Sawyer’s a pussy, just kill yourself already. Jack is too impatient to talk to Japanese guy for an extended period of time and get some answers. Kate the bloodhound makes Rambo look soft and knocks out 2 guys atleast twice her weight while still able to follow Sawyer to the barracks. Sayid is “infected” with “darkness” and needs to be killed so he doesn’t wind up killing everybody like the French science team did. Fine. I get that. But why don’t one of the 150 hostiles with guns just shoot him? Why do they have to try and trick Jack into giving him “medicine”?
I want to go back and count the times the main characters have guns pointed at their heads or get shot at. Yet the only people who ever die are unnamed extras who die due to a ricocheted bullet to the shoulder. So much for the season of “answers.”
not to mention the fact that Jacobs note said not to let Sayid die, then he dies and comes back to life and they try to kill him again.
As strange as it feels to speak in favor of Lost, one has to honor justice: It’s most likely poison only to ‘Goa’ould-Smokey’
More to the point, why don’t they have one of the 150 hostiles watch Sawyer or Jack so they don’t fuck shit up. Would somebody knock Jack down a peg or two already.
Oh quit your bitching guys. This episode was fucking great! I love it keep the questions coming! I mean shit I should’ve invited you all to my LOST party I had tonight it was so awesome. You guys want to come next week?
I’ll be there again. Hopefully I can share more tears with Sawyer and Kate. What a touching moment. And how about that baseball Ichiro had on his desk! What do you think that means? And I got really worried when Jack nearly died by that poison! More and more questions I care so much about!!!!
Ha ha! I like your style.
I think “Bob” will be there.
I bet you love more than his style, homo. Besides, a blind retarded child would be able to see that guy isn’t funny at all. It surprises no one, however, that you find unfunny shit to be funny.
Your not funny, I know that, you are pathetic, with no life. I mean NO life.
No wonder you are always here. You got no friends.
HA HA LOOK HOW PISSED OFF HE IS GETTING
WATCHING THIS DICKFACE GET PUNKED IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN MAKING FUN OF THIS STUPID SHOW
Calmer than you.
I personally think that the show was as pointless and plotless as any show I have ever seen. No plot movement what so ever I mean come on, somebody needs move the story along some kind of a path. Piss poor of an episode as you can get. BOOOOO BOOOO HISSS HISSS
I loved the episode! I was so high, I tried to think about what timeline they were in, and by the time I finished, the show was over.
Now Tyler doesn’t even put together snarky recaps ? That at least made it worth watching this show!
Are you still watching this trainwreck Tyler?
Yes, I am watching for the most part. Its just the show sucks so badly I am all out of snarky. I’m as demoralized as Sawyer sitting on the dock crying like a baby.
i know. i can’t even summon the gumption to watch it to ridicule it. i follow the hate-mail and poison pen letters to the show here and on gawker
i feel bad but i still haven’t been able to get through a whole eppie since season 5
it just isn’t the same show anymore
and it seems like they aren’t even trying
Smokie not Locke:
Fuckin A man, just look at the baseball in a screen cap man. If you look real close you shall find the answer. LOOK REAL HARD BROTHA
So what you are saying is I need to look at the baseball to find plot movement? Is this a trick or what?
Yes sir. Look at the whole thing close. In fact turn it fucking sideways until you get it right.
Thats some funny shit there…..
In fact, first move it backwards, then forward and only then look at it sideways
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with the way this steaming pile of show is going, I have a feeling that they will probably still introduce new mysteries, characters and plot lines in the series finale.
I don’t even know where to begin picking this latest episode apart. It’s reached a point where the entire show is so bad there is no fun in pointing out specific flaws.
Hi Monkey, I agree, there is just so much crap writing, it makes you feel like ‘what’s the point’ in pointing out the obvious.
Yet if you point them out in a Lost Fan Forum, you get them steadfastly defending them.
I don’t visit the ‘fan’ sights. And this sight would be a lot better if they stayed away from here. They just don’t ‘get’ this site and therefore unable to contribute in anything worthy of reading.
Midichlorians and the dark force getting too close to the heart… who’d of thunk it?
Is that what this season is going to be. A rehash of old scenes but flipped and flopped around. More moments like Ethan saying I don’t want to poke you needlessly with a needle. Har Har Har. Insider masturbation solely for the benefit of the insiders.
Not sure what to make with all those moments Claire and Kate were having. Lesbo moms raising a baby.
You are not getting the bigger picture yet. Watch it three or four times and you might see something dood. Go onto the lost fourms and give your BIG theory just like me!
There is no big picture. It’s all made up on the fly.
you got good stuff, very funny!
Jack’s tattoo episode was in a class of it’s own, but as a group I’ve always thought that the Kate episodes were the most useless; and they really outdid themselves with this one.
From Kate driving her stolen cab around all day, to the mechanic, to the carjack victim who gets BACK into the car with the crazy woman, to the “I guess I should have called” woman. All for a couple of continuity points?
Oh look, Kate’s mesmerized by the toy airpla- I mean stuffed whale.
Oh look, instead of kidnapping Claire on the island, Ethan’s a doctor in the delivery ward.
Wow?
And those others other others (Others cubed?). You can’t get anything over on them.
Unless the writers need to set up a jungle trek.
“…to the carjack victim who gets BACK into the car with the crazy woman…”
Seriously. What the fuck are these writers smoking all day long? Kate kidnaps Claire at gunpoint and threatens to kill her, then they just decide to be BFFs and start bonding with each other all over the place. Fucking ridiculous.
Ever heard of the Stockholm syndrome?
Yep, but not of the “Instant Stockholm Syndrom to go”
Me neither. As far as Lost character depiction goes, that was one of the less ludicrous scenes though.
right, Lmeister and I were actually shocked at the new low of ridiculous plot. Claire asking Kate to walk up to the door with her as if she is some sort of moral support. And Kate going in to the hospital and leaving the stolen (at gunpoint) cab sitting in the emergency entrance. Just absurd. A new low.
I was surprised that they passed up the opportunity to have someone we all know be at the door when Claire walked up.
MMM DO YOU AND MR MEISTER WATCH THE SHOW NAKED
MM DELICIOUS
The absurdity of it all is that they were chummin around town in a big ol’ taxi.
Thelma and Louise minus the cliff.
The so called mysteries have become so outlandish that they can’t even come up with anything that is even remotely simmilar to what we have already seen in the past. As flight 816 passed over the island it was completely underwater. So just what does this mean? In my thinking I assume that this means no island no Jacob no smokie no nothing. Now going back to the season ending episode we see John Locke come falling out of the window hitting the ground and then Jacob going up to him and touching him and what I took as bringing him back to life. Now just what the hell gives, if there is no island no Jacob how in the hell is John Locke even alive let alone on that plane, because with no islamd I would believe this to change everything. Oh well what do I know. Stupid fucking show any way you look at it. LOST SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manatee plot balls.
Family Park reference appreciated.
Lost needs an extended chicken fight sequence like out of Family Guy.
LOL They fallout of the plane, fight in the well, turn the wheel, the island goes underwater, kill the shark, fight in the statue…
I agree that Lost has gotten a little crazy, but the island didn’t completely cease to exist from the beginning of time. I understand it as being destroyed once the bomb went off in 1977, so anything that happened before that still happened. Jacob was around, the Dharma Initiative did exist and the Others too. I wonder if Charles Widmore died on the island in 1977 along with Eloise and everyone else…and did Jacob die too? Technically Ethan, Miles and all other women and children from Dharma should and are alive because they left the island when Sawyer convinced Dr. Chang (or whatever his name is) to send everyone away. I also wonder if Penney even exists, we never found out when Widmore conceived her and she was definetely older than Faraday, so he shouldn’t exist either.
I was high and we tried discussing this. My head almost exploded:
Some of the losties went back in time, some stayed in regular time, but time passed faster for them, then they met up back in time, but some were in the future, then they blew up time, creating more time, and they were in different times, but my question is, what happened to the people originally in the future when the bomb blew up. Did they cease to exist? Did they died? Did they fork()?
The more Kate cries the less I care.
Ha ha ha! Boy, I like your funny jokes! They make me feel wonderful–similar to how my anus feels when Tyler thrusts his tiny penis into my ass. Mmmm.
Still getting to you huh “bob”?
You are so easy.
I don’t think you’re really getting to my buddy Bob over there. I mean, is there any specific reason you respond to every single one of his posts?
Please don’t cry. I know you’re hurting.
I have noticed the negative effects that this show has caused in my home. My wife is oblivious to our child when watching.This addiction has became serious . Like a crack habit the fans chase a never achevable understanding of a bull shit pointless plot . it sickens me to even hear the showes sound track . such epic build up for the biggest steeming turd of a show ever created . on a more serious note . I truly belive there is more to us all hateing lost it is a negitive complex torture control simulation . you choose
’such epic build up for the biggest steeming turd of a show ever created’
-Like that pill scene, it was a watered red pill/blue pill scene.
I think I found the perfect way to watch Lost. I haven’t seen an episode since the season ending cliffhanger a couple of years ago. The only thing I remembered was Jack driving around with a fake beard in some POS car with Nirvana blaring on the stereo. So I watch tonight, and absolutely nothing makes sense — there are at least ten new characters I’ve never seen before whose motivations are totally mystifying. The flashback or flashforward or alternate universe scenes with Kate and Claire had no meaning whatsoever. But even with all that, all of this was more comprehensible than any episode I remember watching in years. I haven’t the foggiest notion of what any of it is leading to or why anyone is acting the way they are. So I just watch it like an old rerun of Mork and MIndy with a few chortles and I’ll forget about it tomorrow.
i have to try that
It would be better if they got rid of some of the more wannabe tough guy characters: kate, sawyer, and some other people. Just leave it as Jack, the asian guy(the one who talks to dead people), and the fat one versus the monster. I’m sort of neutral on Jin and Sayid, sometimes interesting and other times not so much.
“the fat one”
No body likes Jack. Even Jack doesn’t like Jack
I love this show, but that was the weakest episode in a long time, the haters are going to have a party with this one
You are so right!!!!!!!!!
This episode was retarded. I have so many gripes… Sayid is infected and he needs to be killed, so just put a bullet in his brain and move on with your life.
Sawyer is having a hissy fit and runs off into to jungle, he needs to be brought back to the temple. How come now all of a sudden, the badass others who used to run around the jungle barefoot, could kidnap people at will, and wreak havoc on the losties are incapable of bringing bitch ass sawyer back? Now its up to kate, and the two dumbfucks who go with her get taken out so easily and don’t know about decoy trails. Its ridiculous.
I HATE episodes centered around Kate, God are they boring and fucking pointless.
also, it never ceases to amaze me how good the Lost writers have gotten at making a 42 min episode without progressing the story, or plot, or answering any questions. For example, Jack talking to the all wise japanese guy…
Japanese guy: “I was brought here like everybody else”
Jack: “What do you mean?”
Japanese guy: “you know exactly what i mean”
FUCK!! I don’t know WHY you or anybody else was brought to the island, its been motherfucking 5 years and NOBODY knows why any of you fucks are on this goddamn island!! How about a little shread of a hint toward what is going on? How about when somebody asks a legitimate question, the answer could be something better than “we don’t have time for that now” or “I’m sorry, is this a press conference?” or just plain, “SHUT UP!”
1. exactly: Atlast these new old others could have been the original good old sneaky jungle commando stealth version from season 1 immediately setting up a terrifying atmosphere when entering the screen due to their far superior physique. Now the others are finally and irreversibly villain’s henchmen from Ateam! This show is indeed kindergarden’s summer revue of Hansel and Gretel.
2. even WHEN one single legitimate question gets finally asked, there are no straight answers since “this is mainly a character show, concentrating on characters’ relations, you ignorant morons”
, which means that even as a character-centered show LOST is awful, as no sane human being in this our world would behave that numb to events like these surrounding him and that brainlessly normal in interaction with each other under such most extraordinary circumstances!
But this episode Kate finally has an epiphany wondering legitimately “Sayid came back to life!? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE” after having accepted till now e.g. timetravelling and intelligent black smoke as something sufficiently normal (just like a rainy sunday afternoon for example) to go on bitching about everyday highschool relationship problems.
3. to close with a purely formal plothole:
- Kate got rid of the cabdriver
- He then must have gone to the police reporting his car stolen discribing them the offender (Kate) and her second hostage (Claire)
- therefor the police was able to do their math and to identify Kate as offender and started searching for the cab
- police finds cab in front of hospital
- two friendly detectives visit Claire, who is known to them for having been and assumably still being Kate’s hostage, instead of storming the hospital with a swat team
- they simply accept the fact that Claire obviously just hadn’t noticed this whole kidnapping stuff (easy to manage) and mistook Kate for the legitimate cabdriver (so no need to suspect claire to be covering up) and they leave…
Voila, a new high point in the art of writing (after Star Trek XI of course)!
Good analysises.
I couldn’t believe the part with the cops in the hospital either. That was some of the laziest writing I’ve ever seen. I literally turned to my fiance and said: “you’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me”.
I too remember the others being bad ass. Congradulations writers, you’ve managed to not only make Lock and Sawyer a pussy (Jack was pussy to begin with), but the others as well.
I always thought Jack was the biggest pussy on Lost, but now Sawyer has taken over. Those two ladies just need to start braiding each others’ hair and get it over with.
where the fuck is the third episode? it was about kate, so much to hate about that
waitaminute. are you guys talking about S06E03? don’t call it LAX part 2, i’m getting totally confused^^
You can always tell someone torrented a file when they refer to it as S0XE0Y
I think Jacob is watching over them to keep them from dieing. I also believe he is able to control multiple minds at a time. That’s the only way the others would have trusted Kate to get Sawyer. It really makes sense if you think about it. In Star Wars Obi Wan Kenobi sacrificed himself because he knew he could be of even greater help in spirit form. This show does make sense you just have to suspend your belief I mean it is sci-fi.
Au contraire! For this show to make sense you’ve got NOTHING ELSE to do BUT EXPLICITLY APPLY an incredible amount of BELIEF; the belief that this show has to make sense (’cause you want it to), so that you can create yourself enough confidence in a fictitious existence of writers’ righteousness and of their goodwill towards consistent storytelling to be able to come – without feeling like an idiot – to the conviction that “the only way the others would have trusted Kate to get Sawyer” logically has to be “Jacob is watching … multiple minds at a time.”, while actually the most likely and realistic explanation as based on fewest assumptions is “The writers don’t care for anything to make sense as long as viewers are willing to apply said belief, as long as they are willing to accept plotholes as ‘mysteries’ “, DUUUDE!
But to answers on the level of your post:
- Since when is Jacob able to CONTROL atleast one single mind?
- Even if he was, how would the others³ know he is in control of kate, so they could trust her, when on the other hand they need the torture test to identify a body snatcher?
…Oh yeah, don’t tell me: The Ankh told them, right?
- let aside that control-bullshit: Just because Jacob is keeping Kate from getting hurt, it doesn’t mean that while he does so she will therefor obey the others³’ wishes.
- All your hypotheses are wrong anyway as measured by Kate’s actions the others³’ trust in her was absolutely unjustified.
- What I’d like to know since last season’s posting period: Are you for real or an avatar badly created by a doctoral candidate of sociology, because I honestly don’t understand what you could possibly hope to gain by posting such naive simple minded fan talk unless your ultimate goal was trying to randomly induce posters’ reactions to study online interaction and group behavior?
cute, how’d you get that cubed symbol
so what are you basing your theory on? have the writers given you any indication that you’re on the right train of thought? or is everything just supposed to be one big guessing game?
‘Lost’ fans seem to use the same bizarre logic that Obama supporters use.
For the plot to make sense, you have to think about it:
“It really makes sense if you think about it.”
For the plot to make sense, you have to NOT think about it:
“This show does make sense you just have to suspend your belief”
“It really makes sense if you GUESS about it.”
Or just make stuff up to fill in the blanks. Like a ghost controlling multiple minds at once explains something.
I think magic, invisible unicorns are beaming their thoughts into the character’s heads and controlling their minds.
That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
“It really makes sense if you FANTASIZE about it.”
People don’t have gripes with the sci-fi which is lame anyways. It’s the fuckin’ characters, brah! They still act surprised when anything happens. Yet they’ve been thru time travel, white flashes, gun fights without being shot, black smoke monsters that can chase down and kill people, and witnessed Hurley not lose any weight despite reducing his caloric intake to 10% of normal.
After everything they’ve been thru, Kate still has time to track down Sawyer (who she hadn’t seen for 3 years yet still has “feelings” for), Jack demands answers and then is too impatient to get any, Hurley and Miles just stand around with their thumbs up each other’s asses.
And Demon Lindelof has the balls to call out people who say this episode was filler? What a bitch.
I loved Sawyer’s “I’m leaving”, but before i go, let me shoot this gun off instead of sneaking off quietly.
HAHAHA!! no doubt bro
fuckin brilliant!
There’s so much suck in this episode that I didn’t even notice that.
USA Today has run two big Lost articles on the last two Tuesdays, and the show-runners keep flogging this meme that Lost is all about “redemption.” Well it finally happened last night: Asian camp commander just came right out and told Jack that he can “redeem” himself by making Sayid take the pill. Real subtle guys. Please keep dropping these anvils as you avoid answering questions and write total crap filler episodes like last night’s.
I know you think you’re a literary genius, but your posts have about as much as this show, which you continue to watch every single week.
Also, go back to TWOP if you want to keep using your stupid fucking anvil jokes. Unless they banned you there due to your douchiness.
UncleM is a homo.
I don’t know but I think we have an evil twin on the loose here, so watch your backsides folks. Be scared be very scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suck it, Markos. My sexual orientation isn’t any of your business.
Also, I am a cum dumpster for JJ, Damon, and Carlton.
Ohh, “bob” is trying to get me by impersonating me. Or should I say Bobbie? Maybe it is Francine?
No, it is just plain LOSER!
The hilarious part is that half of the posts trolling you aren’t even me. Apparently other site visitors think you’re as much of a douche as I do.
penis vagina
“dropping the anvils” HA HA HA
so true
they have to spell it out for the simpletons that are so easy to please they are still religiously watching
That scene where Sawyer yells at Jack “YOU WERE WRONG” is the most outright illustration of spoon feeding I have ever seen. Conflict. Got It.
I LOVE TO TROLL! NO ONE RESPONDS TO ME ON THE FAN SITES, SO I COME HERE AND TROLL! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Were you crying when you posted that?
Besides, I would wager my left ball that you and your douchey ilk visit more Lost fansites in a week than I have in my entire life.
“The time for questions in OVER!”
Oh wait, maybe we can stretch it out a little longer.
five or six years… That’s not important right now.
Even msn is ripping Lost a new one today. But don’t worry Lost fanbois it’ll be okay they’ll make up for it next week with some answers.
Best episode EVAH!
Yes, it is not even worth making fun of this show anymore.
wow, so now Lost has become the movie ‘Pet Sematary’
Remember kids, if you bury your Sayid there, then he will live again, but now he’ll become EVIL!!!
Just as the fanbois will as they finally come to the realization that it was a complete and total suckfest all along.
Even the fanbois hate this episode! It is impressing.
Demon Lindlehoff is pissed because everyone calls this episode filler.
Here are the answers you’ve been waiting for 6 years: magic water, “claimed” bodies, parallel univerese, sunk island, growing darkness, japan other.
BOOM
wait till ep 15
I thought this episode was pretty good…could’ve been the weed….
And I just watched episode I’s ‘underwater island cgi’ and BWAHAHAHAHA! It was like an Nintendo 64 cutscene!
Ya I loved the episode, being stoned helped leaps and bounds. That way, you can chop the whole nothing-makes-sense effect to the weed.
“Is this a press conference?”
The writers must spend 90% of their time thinking of ‘clever’ ways to not answer questions.
Ok – so I’m smart enought to generally not look for internal consistency in this show, but can someone please remind me/explain what happened to all the other people on the island during the time traveling. For instance, did all the people in the temple time travel along with everone else? Did they all experience the explosion and wake up two days ago like everyone else? If not, why not?
Related question – have they established the date on the island in the last two episodes. Are they back in 2004, basically they day after they started time traveling or is it three years later now?
I obviously hate lost – its fucking terrible – but I want to at least give it a chance to make sense every once in a while.
LOST making sense, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now thats some real funny shit there. I would like to know just what these writers and producers think. Do they actually think this piece of crap is good? I can’t understand how the network itself even puts up with all this bullshit let alone pay these ass wipes for this garbage. If I had anything to do with it, I would tell these basturds, you either get your shit together or get the fuck on down the road!!!!!!!!!!!
To Dontaskmethat: I think the others3 or any others for that matter didn’t experience the time traveling. Only non-others were traveling in time, for example Sawyer, Jin, Freighter scientists, etc… I don’t know why it didnt affect the others, I’m thinking cause they are natives or at least been there long enough that they are part of Jacob’s regime.
Also, they have not established the date, I was thinking about that myself…I was assuming that they were in 2007 only because when the Japanese guy sent out the Roman Candle signal, the people on the beach, Richard, Sun, etc… saw it, so I think its safe to say that they are in 2007. Unlike the Alternate Universe which is taking place in 2004.
“I think the others3 or any others for that matter didn’t experience the time traveling”
That is THE problem. Is there any solid reason why we still have to just THINK something like this? Why don’t we simply KNOW by having one of the characters asking john Lennon “Did you timetravel with us” and getting a no or a yes?!?!?!?
“Why don’t we simply KNOW by having one of the characters asking john Lennon “Did you timetravel with us” and getting a no or a yes?!?!?!?”
I feel sorry for you in that you just can not appreciate fine art at its greatest. When Hamlet asks, “To be or not to be?” you probably wanted someone to yell out, “To be. Case closed.” You probably want the Mona Lisa to have a big shit-eating grin on her face.
Their going to hang Lost in the Louvre and have Lost festivals in Ashland some day, and you want yes or no answers.
Now you’ll have to excuse me so I can go beat off while watching the V promo on super slomotion.
what about Juliet, she is an other
You are so right, there are so many inconsistencies that you could drive a MACK truck through them. It really makes you wonder if they even have the faintest idea about what has already taken place. Then again maybe they are just retarded or just plain don’t give a shit.
hehe “As you can see, Hugo here has assumed the leadership position…so, that’s pretty great.”
Miles read that line like he just didn’t care if he was in the show or not anymore.
It seems like all the actors are all waiting for the work whistle to sound so they can go home for the day.
Seriously, there is no enthusiasm, like they just want it all to be over.
Except for Jorge Garcia probably. He seems bummed out because the show is ending. He’s a huge fat guy who plays the part of a huge fat guy. Hell, he’s the KING of huge, fat, TV actors now but how many parts will he get in the future? Probably not many.
Wait, it’s about time for a new John Candy
Katard just trusts the mechanic not to call the fuzz on her?
She offered him $200 bucks. Of course, for some reason he didn’t suggest that she perform felatio on him instead – at least that’s the way it works in bizzaro parallel lost universe.
Another lie by the producers of LOST: They claimed that the Other who was played by that guy from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia was dead.
why would that guy want to tarnish his career with this shit?
On the next “Whylostsucks”:
Half the whylosties’ names get possessed by the darkness and start posting troll comments out of character. It’s confusing, but who gives a shit?
More posts = more money for Tyler.
Yeah, Tyler’s making fucking millions from this site. How dumb are you, exactly?
The off-island action is even more ludicrous. Kate goes back to Claire in the same stolen cab to give her a ride, wtf.
What about the part where she took out an FBI agent, or two big dudes.
ROFL, how he convinces Shepard to give the “medicine” to Sayid.
Or Jack’s ingenious plan to get the Asian dude to tell the truth.
I don’t recall Claire having her baby in the pilot episode.
I don’t recall ever wanting to see Claire ever again yet there she is.
Yeah that makes sense. Ethan is both on the island and in LA.
like everything else that has made sense
Oh wait I retract that. There have already been a few differences with the original timeline, what with Desmond being on the plane (then disappearing).
it doesn’t matter
Where did Sawyer get that diamond ring?
Sawyer got the ring at the Indian casino gift shop on the other side of the island that hasn’t been revealed to the audience yet.
Don’t worry, as long as it has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, they’ll explain it.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
LOOOOL
“I cannot explain.”
“Try!”
“There isn’t any time.”
if you read above, that is also one of my main gripes about the show. 5 season of this dribble, but there is never “enough time” to explain why people do the shit they do. Doesn’t anybody consider if you’re just straightforward and honest, you might get other people to do shit and not waste even more time arguing with you??!?
What the hell do the characters talk about when they’re not on camera, fantasy football? You’d think at least once during all the hoopla Hurley would go up to one of the others… “Dude, like, what year is it?” or “Dude, see I’m kinda hungry, and what do you guys eat? I don’t see a Wendy’s next to the temple or anything.” or “Dude, who exactly is this Jacob guy anyway? I mean, he seems pretty important and gave me this guitar case and appeared to me saying he was dead.” or “Dude, since your standing around with a gun guarding the magic pool looking bored to tears, can you answer what exactly that black pillar of smoke thingy is?”
No. No. No. He just sits there next to Miles, cracking lame jokes that Darlton spent all night thinking up.
I actually think its harder to write in the “diversions” the characters have so that questions won’t get answered than to actually answer a few questions along the way. Like, perhaps BEGIN to give some of the background the temple others have with the smoke monster or Jacob.
Boom.
This pattern of screwing the intelligent viewer reached the peak of stupidity with Sawyer (implausibly) being HEAD OF SECURITY of Dharma for THREE YEARS, WITHOUT MANAGING TO GET THE LEAST CLUE OF WHAT HE’S PART OF OR WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m starting to understand why it’s called Lost. The audience is Lost in a sea of unanswered questions, and plot holes/plot craters.
I did like Jack’s move of swallowing the pill.
I liked the Japanese heimlicke move more.
Did you mean hemlock?
How many times has Jack been punched these past 2 episodes? Good gawd, he must be some sort of masochist to do the things he does…
As far as I’m concerned Jack can never be punched ENOUGH. He’s a douche.
Amen to that brother.
You liked that?? I thought it was stupid – and perfectly in character for Jack.
JUST WHAT DID KATE DO????????? CRY????????? SHE DID DO THAT!!!!!!!!!
SHE POOTED TOO.
Lost is a gimmick. I use to like the show but after Season 2 I decided the plot had “jumped the shark”. The whole plot was pretty ridiculous to being with but Season 3 was just awful. The writers just make shit up as they go along and we go along with it because deep down we think at some point everything will be explained to us. I’ll let you in a little secret. IT NEVER WILL. That’s the gimmick.
The writers have now added this disclaimer, at the beginning of season 6. [I'm paraphrasing] “Whatever questions that our characters care about, we’ll answer. Other things probably won’t be because we don’t want it to turn into a character just giving answers for answers sake.”
So, we will find out who Kate chooses!!!! we’ll find out if Jin/Sun ever get back together, we’ll find out if Hurley is still cursed, we’ll find out if Jack can ever stop being a punching bag, and we’ll find out if Ben will transmorph back into a ladybug.
All the other answers aren’t really necessary and would just distract from all the compelling characters Lost has run into the ground ever since, eh, midseason 2 for me.
Summary:
Giving answers just for answers sake = Bad
creating mysteries just for mysteries sake = Good
=> not avoiding plotholes just for resemblance’s to mysteries sake = $$$$$$$€€€€€€
Kind of funny, today I went trolling around the old lost sites. I haven’t done this in a couple of years because the show started sucking and I really never gave a shit that much about it, but back then I would troll a bit. Today though I found it quite funny that either the site was no longer there or there site was not even up to date with any new material. Does this mean even the majority of the fanbois have grown tired of this masterpiece as it was once hailed as??? Of course there will be the total diehard fanbois that will cling on for dear life to Sawyers hand while falling down the shithole. Also the trolls who like to come around every now and then and give us the business. As we all know though these type of people like to give shit to others because they probably don’t even like themselves. For the most part though it does add to the entertainment value of even this site. I am sure I would have quit watching LOST around the middle of season four if it wasn’t for the fact that coming here and enjoying the posts by fanboy and hater alike. So if I were to have a awards show I would have to give one to everyone here for keeping LOST at least some what entertaining…..
not really the cocksuckers at the fuselage are drinking up Darlton’s ejaculate by the bucketload. There really is nothing that can happen on Lost that they won’t find absolutely amazing. Its pathetic
I KNOW I AM TOTALLY ONE OF THEM!!
HA HA NO SERIOUSLY SO AM I
HOW DO YOU THINK I KNOW ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING AT THE FUSELAGE
BECAUSE I VISIT IT FREQUENTLY BECAUSE I AM A SECRET FANBOY
Seriously, losers, I’m a fan of the show and I don’t even visit the Fuselage. I’m not sure what I can say to help you fuckwads realize that you’re complete tools.
I don’t know what you can say, but you can always try killing yourself. Only then would I have some respect for you. Right now you’re just a complete loser who trolls websites because he can’t get attention any other way.
HA HA HA GOOD ONE BIG RED
THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
JUST KIDDING BECAUSE TROLLS ARE IMMUNE TO AD HOMINEM ATTACKS
why the fuck do you care so much that we watch a show that we don’t like? have you got nothing better to do with your pathetic life to fill the giant void that you have to come to this board why lost SUCKS and try to convince the people here that they are tools? guess what loser, you are here more than the regular posters, so that makes you an even bigger tool than anybody here. now do planet earth a favor, take big reds advice and just kill yourself. nobody will miss you
RARR JEROME
PLEASE DO NOT BE ANGRY BECAUSE YOU RESPOND SO EASILY TO TROLLS
HA HA YOU ARE A LITTLE PUPPET
DANCE PUPPET DANCE
Seriously, though. You are a tool.
may i join you in your revelries, uncle?
Poppin Jin meets his parallel universe twin – poppin Claire.
Jack meets his twin too – the Asian acupuncture-torture-pill quack.
I wonder who Hurley parallel twin is? Kirstie Alley is my bet.
So what was the big fuss with the barricades and the fireworks last week? He’s coming!!! Next minute they’re opening and closing the doors and taking jungle treks. So when’s the Moobster gonna show up? Or does he have to take a nap and eat his bran muffin before attacking the swamp temple?
It was very Star Trekkie when they were all planning their “away mission” to the jungle after Sawyer ran off.
Kate: Tracker expert reporting for duty, sir!
Jin: I’m coming too.
Hurley: I’m staying with Sayid on the bridge.
Jack to Kate: Are you up for this mission?
Kate: Yes, any last instructions?
Jack: No, be careful. Kiss. Kiss.
Lennon: Make it so #1. Engage.
Smokie just has to grease his mechanical pin-joints, which are a must have for today’s average supernatural ghosts by the way!
The others3 frikin live in the jungle, you’re telling me they have to use a convict to track a red neck?
See any women in that temple? They had plans for Kate. Or at least a normal man would. The fact they acted gay and hostile to her shows how out of touch with reality the writers are.
Yeah she butted you in the head with a rifle 3 years ago but the fact that she’s the only pussy within 5000 light years trumps that consideration.
Okay guys I know where the baseball came from! It was first given to richard back in 1954, but richard didn’t want it because it had some darkness to it, so he then passed to the other guy (who will be a big mystery in eps 9 through 18) in 1962, then darma took it, they passed it back and gave it to the guy at the swan. You follow me? So in an episode coming up Jack says to hurly and hurly tells kate well, instead of playing golf on the island we can now play baseball. “I think there’s a baseball bat in the van.” This is all making sence now! I am going to dicuss this at next week’s fan boy party at my house. C’mon by! If you have to work call in, you dont want to miss a single second of LOST.
That’s not half bad.
Sometimes a baseball is just a baseball. Real men throw it and hit it with a stick. They don’t ponder it.
I really think they should hire this fanboy to write for the show. He can at least make it interesting…..
This episode is called What Kate does.
LAX part 1 and 2 were of prevous week
I thought this episode was called Darlton Burns Off Another 45 Minutes On A Pointless Kate Episode.
That’s only the internal production title!
they’re gonna have 15 more
Borrowing plot devices from soap operas? check.
Having the pace of a soap opera about comatose sloths? check
Having more filler than Pamela Anderson’s tits? check
Borrowing plot devices from cheesy horror movies? check.
Having characters that ask less questions than a Borg? check.
Borrowing plot devices from 1950’s Alien/monster movies? check.
Having people cocking their guns more times than Larry Wachowski tried to gun his cock? check.
Coming to this site and seeing people taking the writers to task? priceless.
Those Losties are really not pushy when it comes to answers, aren’t they? I wonder what would happen if Jack returned home and found a guy shtooping his wife:
Jack: What is happening here?
Guy: I came for the same reason you did.
Jack: what does it mean?
Guy: There is something in this place I’m now at, that eventually makes you come.
Jack (cocks his gun, says weepingly ): Then we all die right now.
Guy: You must believe me, just open your mouth and swallow, it might taste bitter but it’s for your own good.
Jack: What?
Guy: Oh, I wasn’t talking to you. Jack! here are some random words: “Destiny” “redemption”, “belief”, “love”, “friendship” “Father”.
Jack (calms down): What do you want me to do, Master?
Guy: Tell your wife that an infection is coming (looks downward) the “cock monster” spreads sickness wherever it touches. Jack, you must trek through the park to the pharma-station and bring her the pill, or the darkness will spread to her brain.
Jack: o.k… wait a minute, Honey, I don’t see the kids here, are they with your mother?
Wife: Never ask me that again.
Jack: o.k. (leaves).
Don’t forget the “whoosh” sound, a cutaway to the “parallel reality” where Jack arrives to find out that in this reality, the guy banging his wife is the pool boy instead of the pizza guy like it was in the “real reality”.
Jack: I have a craving for…pizza.
Pool Boy: But I only know how to clean your pool – and your wife’s pipes.
Jack: I know how to fix pizza. I can fix a pizza for you. Here, take my card.
Pool Guy: Thanks. (Jack and Pool Guy exchange knowing looks).
HAHAHA!! thats brilliant… if you’re looking to make some extra money I know of some “tv writers” who have made millions with cranking out something to what you just wrote
THE SHIT THAT GUY WROTE WASNT EVEN FUNNY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LOSERS WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT
I swear that ever since I heard there was a polar bear I knew this show was a shit stain.
it’s worse than the smoke monster?
Anyone got the ratings for the last crappy episodes?
I posted the ratings in a comment below.
Second try.
From The HD Room:
February 10, 2010
“The sixth and final season of ABC’s Lost continues its improving trend over last season by weathering a minimal drop in viewers after the two-part season premiere, ‘LA X.’
The third episode, ‘What Kate Does,’ pulled in an estimated 11 million viewers last night (4.9 rating). The 10% drop from ‘LA X’ is still an 11% increase from the third episode of season five that aired last year on a Wednesday as opposed to this season’s Tuesday time slot.”
this episode won’t be as bad as ep 15 though
Boy howdy… As a hardcore fan of the show, even I have to say: This episode sucked balls.
And many, many peole on the, as you people like to call it, “fanboi sites” agree.
Just so you people know: We “fanbois” don’t praise every hour of the show. Just the ones we consider good. I thought LA X was great – but this?
Fucking horrible – as most Kate episodes are.
But next week’s a Locke epsiode and those are usually very good. Thank god.
What are you talking about, fanbois praise every aspect of the show. Check out what this chic wrote when I mentioned the episode sucked
“Even a bad episode of LOST is better than any thing else on that night. This shows how good of a show it really is. The bar is set high this last season, I still have faith that we are going to get so great episodes!”
Note how in the first sentence she is delusional, in the second she is illogical, and in the third she is in denial
Yeah well then I guess I’m not a fanboy…
But on the other hand, maybe I am, at least by the definitions of this forum.
Anyway, there were a lot of episodes that sucked really really hard… (Just try to look up opinions for “Fire + Water”, “Stranger in a strange land” or “Exposé” on LOST fan sites – even the producers are ashamed of “stranger in a strange land”, you know, the epsiode where they explained Jack’s tattoos…)
And no way was this last episode “still better than anything else on tv”. Trust me, there are enough LOST fans who aren’t blind fanboys
You mean “the epsiode where they DIDN’T explain Jack’s tattoos…”
yeah, you’re right
well, it’s all well and good we have both sides coexisting peacefully here, but i just remembered…i left the muffins on the burner. Silly me
btw, good ol’ cockman, while a fan of the show, must say that WKDoes was definitely the worst episode of Lost ever. good job, people, you guys are right for once. the only reason i sat through it was because i knew next week i’d be completely lost if i didn’t.
Well, I guess we’ll have to see. I honestly did not see how this episode was way worse than others.
Disappointment for the producers, they really thought the first 4 episodes were going to be smoking.
I forgot to mention that I have an extremely tiny penis.
I thought we had finally heard the last of “Muh BYE-BEEEEEEE!!! Muh BYE-BEEEEEE!!!,” but Lost always manages to bring back aspects of the show that even the fanbois are sick to death of.
Boom.
Muh BYE-BEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Expect them to also bring back “Mah Son”
These days when i watch the show I feel like repeating Sayid’s words when he was getting tortured to the writers of lost:
“Why are you doing this to me?? …. AAAHHHH”
pointless torture
Obsess much?
I was hoping the final season would be a so bad it’s funny season. Unfortunately, it’s been bad and boring
The whole Sayid torture scene was just stupid.
Let’s see, we’ll drag Sayid in, tie him down, shock him, burn him, all without a word. Then tell him he passed the test. Then because you acted like complete douche bags you need to get Jack to lie to him to willing take a poison pill.
Golly, that was so much more effective than explaining to Sayid that there are possible side effects to being brought back to life, that they need to test for them, and sorry the test is painful. After the test they can then say sorry but you have an infection take this pill to cure it. Worse case, Sayid could ask thay they explain the side effects and you could answer “not now” which he is sure to except.
For a show about “characters” they sure spend a lot of time making these characters look like complete morons for their contrived “mysteries”
wait till you get the answers
In my opinion the only mystery is that this show is still on. There is really no reason to go on if they can’t even come up with something half ass decent to watch. I would rather they never give answers and be a keep you on the edge of your seat wondering whats next show, than this crap that you can’t even hardly watch because its so god forsaken stupid that you are about to blow chunks at any minute. For christ sakes I really think you could put five monkeys in a room and they could come up with a better story line then these over paid bastards. Enough with the bringing on more high priced actors, you could put that money to better use in the production of the show. It’s pretty obvious that the writers have gone stale and really don’t know what to do so they put out this shit that is just meaningless garbage. It is just really sad that they took something with limitless things that could have been done and reduced it to this suckfest they call LOST. What a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re crying all the way to the bank.
And thats the biggest shame of it all…..
This season is has all the absurdity that we last saw in Alias and all that Rimbaldi hokum. Endless Mysteries within Mysteries. Badass martial arts chicks seem to be catnip for JJ whether it’s Alias or repeated now in Lost. And let’s not forget the super-sensitive weepy male douche character Vaughn and what Sawyer has morphed into.
Alias went down in flames with an overdose of The Vagina Monologues so shall Lost.
Ya I think the writers are secretly controlled by the society of women who rule the world.
yeah… that would explain why there are mostly male leads and the women are mostly either weak characters, assholes or die very quickly…
I can totally see the feminist agenda here. xD
Its just not believable that a 110 lb woman can kick through a door and knock out a 190 lb man. Or she can knock out a guy with one hit and then activate a trap while diving out of the way to knock out the other.
The woman superhero is the most laughable character on TV, and it occurs too often, espc in LOST>
OK lets get this straight here, we have this red puddle that brings the dead back to life. With this though you also get infected with some evil that you get from being brought back. Sounds kinda screwy to me but OK, As I remember, Claire just went on her own jungle trek one night and managed to skip out on her kid like she wanted to do all along. I don’t recall anything happening to her. The other others from a different mother said she was also infected with this evil what ever it is. What happened to her I wonder. Did she fall on a rock in the dark bust her head open and there ya have it? Did Christian rape her than kill her (he seems like the type)? We have seen her with himso maybe she is just his love slave. Holy God alive I sure hope they can’t reproduce. I can’t sit through her whiny as screaming about no more babies!!!! Anyway something must have happened to make her have to be born again in the puddle of life. So I figure the next big dipper in the old puddle will be old dead Locke. So we can listen to him piss and moan about not knowing what to do. Some leader ya got there boy. But I’m sure it will be something down right stupid to that effect anyway. Then lets see how we gonna end this, well I will have to think on this a bit, but I am sure it won’t be any worse then what they come up with……….
Its also interesting that nobody considered letting Juliet’s body go for a swim in the brown pool.
whatever happened to locke’s big bag of knives?
and what about the children?
oh wait they will probably trot the children out of some cave and say ‘oh they were chilling out here all along. mystery solved!”
they’re going to be in a temple that gets destroyed a few episodes later and doesn’t have anything to do with the rest of the season
-Sayed! Are you a zombie?
-No, I’m not a zombie.
Best conversation ever.
Yes, just what defines zombie. The body of a dead person given the semblance of life, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose. The others other from a different mother said he had some kind of infection of evil growing in him so I say, yes he is…..
“The numb mind of a person given the semblance of creativity, by the supernatural attraction of money, usually for some evil purpose”
…the only real zombies here are Abrams, Darlton and Lindeloff !!!
And thats the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, “No More Questions !!”…
..just plain hard fact answers, right?!
Only conversation where he didn’t use the word ‘dude’
decided to have a peek over at the fuselage forum and it looks like the “Didn’t Like It” threads are growing every week. Even the fanboys are getting close to seeing the light
Funny, I was over there too. Sure looks like a bunch of them fanbois are really starting to turn on the people putting on this so called masterpiece, as they used to call it…..
I’m pretty sure that when lost ends, this site will be the most popular lost-site. The will be the big twist.
And the fanbois will be surprised that we knew it all along what they”ll admit after the last episode of the shitfest.
I simply cannot believe the gullibility and just plain stupidity of these fanbois. I really had no idea that it was anything like this I mean I am totally flabbergasted. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING??? This is so pathetic I am wow I just can’t believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they’ll come to their senses by ep 15
It’s time to release the monkeys from the room full of typewriters..and just End This Nightmare…Let it be Forgotten! Yes, the ‘writers’ love all the controversy and eternal comments all over the net…they must know they are making nonsensical garbage, yet people watch it, and are rabid for it in many ways, so the ‘creators’ are happy, and rich.
But…..there are No answers that will be satisfactory to the masses. There will only be More Questions…especially if they decide to End The Nightmare with an unresolved cliff-hanger, with the intent of….shudder……a Movie!
I, too, get pissed at each and every episode, at every new tangent and twist…yet, I will continue to watch till it dies/ends, because I have invested so much of my time in it! But, once it does die/end, I will simply Forget It Ever Happened! Thank you, selective memory.
^^X^^
I predict there will be a revolution when the last episode doesn’t answer the fanboi’s questions.
yep we’ll have twice as many posts in the future
just interested here…what do you guys actually do?
i don’t mean here (i already know you spend all your time repeatedly bashing a show you do not like but then watch every week with just as much fervor as a “fanboi”.) no, i mean in real life
i can’t imagine you have time for anything other than this site
or do you just get that fuzzy-inside feeling by feeling united? enjoy being rebellious against whatever’s gotten even a smidget of praise? sure is cool to repeatedly criticize what is enjoyed by more.
Welcome CockMan.
I’ll go first. I run a boarding school for runaway, teenage girls with sex addictions. It’s hard work but very rewarding.
I’m a stunt pilot as a hobby too. Not as a job though. Flying coke up from the Caribbean is too dangerous these days. That’s what I hear anyway.
I like reading, cooking, needlepoint, skeet shooting and expanding my consciousness with psychedelic drugs.
I could go on but I’d rather know more about you. Please tell us all what you do and what brought you to the site.
since we are obviously not talking truthfully here, i’m president of a small island nation called Fuk’Mi Hada. nice place with lots of nude beaches.
i enjoy playing chess and connect 4 with my cock. actually, my cock does a bunch. it gives press conferences, holds meetings with the judiciary, and sees to the pleasure and contentment of visiting women.
i found this site while feeding hungry children, believe it or not. the boy had gotten a chicken bone stuck in his throat, so i performed the heimlich a couple of times. finally, in a last ditch effort, and reached down his throat and grabbed the bone. as i pulled it out, my elbow nudged the computer, and i realized there was a bomb strapped to it. to protect the children there, i followed the instructions that told me to come to this site. as long as i’m logged in here, I’ll be fine. i don’t have to like this place, though…
well, that’s my story. wanna learn more? there’s a fine tour set to depart in my asshole. ALL ABOARD
No, you sure don’t have to like this place but I suspect you really do like it.
Otherwise you wouldn’t be posting here would you?
No rational person would voluntarily participate in something they didn’t like.
You secretly think Lost sucks but you’re not quite ready to come out and admit it yet. That’s OK. We’re happy to help recovering Lost fanboys who are going through the pain of realizing just how bad the show really is. We’re here for you man. When you’re ready, just come out and say it: Lost Sucks!
sorry, i’m here to watch only. i’m not ready to participate in this huge circle jerk you got going here.
You already are participating.
am i?
Obviously.
well, obviously, if i don’t that bomb explodes. and children will die.
i consider myself a hero.
Some call me asshole. Does that count?
i call you a hypocrite for speculating at the fuselage and bashing here, but that’s just me
Never over there have I once said I liked the show. I speculate here to.
Its funny you call you me a hypocrite when you are doing the same thing. So practice what you preach. I at least know where I am at.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its funny cause he fat
I’m an adult actor.
Butt stain?
Rocco Siffredi is my brotha!
WOW He is my brother from another mother too!!!!!!!!
The he is another other other from the temple right?
you are good!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to know if the got any nore of them fireworks.
can’t wait to watch the episode tonight, guys, so we can all make fun of it later!
here’s what the FANBOIS don’t realize: we’re the really smart, cool people, and they’re not. who’s with me?
yeah fuck those assholes.
yeah haha..i can’t wait to watch it is going to be so funny!!!! i wonder if there will be GUN COCKING? rofl
you guys are great!! i was rereading all of these messages today and they are the funniest! you guys are really cool
Dammit my evil twin here is funnier than I am.
This show rocks!!!
SHUT UP FANBOI
HAHA
i don’t know why these stupid fanboys keep showing up here. lost is such a stupid show. i hate it. all of the writing is stupid. i hate the characters too, because they are stupid.
Are you kidding me? Watching these fanbois get ripped to shreds is why I come here
You tell him evil twin don’t let him get away with that shit. Evil twins are fun too!!!!!!!!!
Clearly this “fanboy” has no life and spends every waking moment thinking about LOST and wishing it was his reality… It’s slightly pathetic, well who am I kidding? It IS pathetic. I bet he owns every season, poster, and even action figures. I think he needs a girlfriend so he won’t have to focus all of his free time on some dumb show where and island time travels and mysterious smoke monsters kill people. The show HAD potiential to be a good realistic show… until season four when the writers got money striken. Que Triste.
I’m pretty sure the show went downhill in Season 2, I’ll stretch it to 3, but not 4
Wow…WTF happened to this site while I was gone? Instead of reasonable dialogue, all you guys do is bitch about minor shit and act like the Lost creators released the bubonic plague because someone cocks a gun.
This site used to be awesome. Thanks, guys, for fucking it up.
yeah it’s kinda boring now.
Hi guys! Just writing to say hello!
Wow–what a wonderful trip it’s been with all of you. I was just sitting by my computer–I’m usually there, hanging out with my online peeps–and thinking about how much Lost sucks.
I mean, it really sucks a lot, doesn’t it? It’s so dumb. Like this smoke monster thing, right? It’s made of smoke, but it makes weird, non-smokey sounds. It’s so strange! I bet the writers fucked it up. Especially “Demon and Curse”, as I used to call them at Television Without Pity! It used to be the coolest site ever, because they had this thing called the Bitterness Fiesta. It was kind of like here, but only it wasn’t! Ha ha!
Hmm, what else? There were some other dumb things. I wrote them all down in a special notebook that I keep by my bed. When I watch Lost (alone, in my bed–who needs chicks, right guys?) I write all this stuff down and then I post it here, because I know you guys all like it!
Anyway, guys, I just wanted to write and say hi. Sometimes I get a little bit lonely, then I come here and everything gets a lot better, because you are all smart like me and WE ALL HATE LOST!
Sincerely,
Raptus Regaliter
Hi Raptus,
You sound like a smart cookie to me! You sound so sad in your message, though. Please don’t be lonely. You have all of us to talk to! And plus, don’t worry. I betcha Tyler won’t take this blog down even when the show ends, so we can still log on together and talk about how much LOST SUCKS!
I’m going to stay on topic, though. Let’s see. What sucks about Lost? Hmm, here’s one. I haven’t seen anyone bring it up.
HURLEY! He NEVER LOSES WEIGHT! I mean, he’s fat, right? And he’s on an island, so you think he’d lose some weight. But he never does! SO STUPID! I mean, DUMB. It makes me SO ANGRY every time I see his stupid fatness on the screen. I usually say “YOU’RE SO FAT, HURLEY!” and then I laugh.
Does anyone else agree? Hurley is SO FAT.
WOW this fanboy is pretty funny, he should write for that comedy that comes on tuesday nights I think its called LOST.
Well evil twin or not the show must go on. I sure hope its better then last weeks suckfest. I guess I should have changed my name when I infiltrated the fuselage, but hey I aint that smart. So I guess there going to retaliate by posting lame remarks under our names. Not that most of my comments aren’t pretty lame amyways. Now I wonder if I might be more evil then my twin. I don’t know, but at least I stick with the name I gave myself and not post under yours to write something stupid. I do just fine with that using mine. SO THERE YA GO EVIL TWIN DO WHAT YA GOTTA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just be good at it though!!!!!!
“Hopped off the plane at LAX, with a dream and cuffs on my hands.
Welcome to the land of fame/excess , will I get arrested?
Jumped in a cab, held a gun to the cabbie’s head.
Told a pregnant girl to shut up or drop dead.
This is all so crazy… Everybody seems so famous!
My tummy’s turning and I’m feeling kind of homesick,
Too much pressure and I’m nervous.
That’s when the taxi man jumped out at the traffic light
And I began my life on the run, began my life on the run!
And I put my hands up, they’re reading my rights,
Oceanic flies away.
Movin’ forward in time, movin’ backward in time.
So I put my hands out, for Claire’s credit card,
I wonder, do I look ok?
Yeah-yeah-yeah, I’ma party in the USA!”
I really don’t know what made me decide to write this, and I’m sorry for knowing Miley Cyrus’ songs so well, but it’s still funny.