Episode 4 – The substitute
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Considering this is Locke/MIB centric, I’m hoping for SOMETHING – GODDAMNIT – ANYTHING worthwhile. I won’t hold my breath.
Since Locke seems to be a liar in this altaverse, how about ending the episode with him standing up from his wheelchair, showing us he’s been faking his paralysis. That would be a hoot.
This site is dead.
Names are not protected and there are no mods.
Have fun. Bye.
FUCK YOU FANBOY THIS SITE IS AWESOME AND YOU’RE NOT
YOU’RE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE YOUR SHOW SUCKS
HA HA STUPID FANBOI
GO BACK TO THE FUSELAGE
Funny fanboys! Fanboys are funny.
This is what happens when Tyler just decides not to post anything and relies, instead, on his brain dead site visitors to run the site for him.
It’s not dead, its just like the wild west. Can’t we all get along? Its just a TV show we are talking about here, not anything of actual importance.
can’t you delete some posts though? most are off-topic, superfluous crap. don’t think of it as censorship. think of it as making this site readable.
Perhaps you should just go play in traffic instead of telling the site’s moderator what to do. If you can’t hang with the big boys, go somewhere else.
Perhaps you should learn the difference between advice, requests and commands, you fuckwit.
Fuck you bitches like seriously this fuckin lost right here now has been horrible ya feel me! yall feel me!?! ok bitches this is what’s going to happeeenngghhhooo———————————————————————————————————————MALFUNCTION——————————————————————————————————————————————————
Glad that at least Tyler realizes that we’re just talking about a tv show here… unlike some of the users who seem to lead some personal djihad against the “fanboy” community.
That said, I liked the episode. Terry O Quinn is awesome in both his roles, I personally thought the numbers/candidates thing *was* a worty answer, and yeah… it’s yet to be shown how the whole flash sideways thing plays out. If its indeed a follow up to the storyline on the island, I will like it. I didn’t think seeing Locke and his gf again was “schmaltzy” or “useless”, because the character needed a resolution. He dealt with his paralysis, got over his delusions of grandeur and stopped ruining his own life. I liked it and I hope there are more episodes like this to follow. Unlike last week, this side story did seem to have some meaning for the character of Locke. Plus, there was no Kate in it.
Oh, and before I forget it… You may now start calling me a “dickface fanboy”.
all you are is a stupid FANBOY. why are you coming to WHY LOST SUCKS? there aren’t any FANBOYS here. maybe you should go back to the fuselage, fanboy.
Yeeees! YEEEES! Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Just kidding. I asked for it. Thanks, mate.
I like you.
tyler, get this fanboy out of here. i hate fanboys so much.
“get this fanboy out of here”?
Oh come on, man, this is getting pathetic.
And why would he “get me out of here”? I’m not even the one spewing all the hatred. I’m just here because it’s fucking hilarious that most of you brag about how “mad” the “fanboys” will get at your uninspired “oh yeah,
i’m a fanboy and I take it in the ass by JJ” comments, when in fact everyone is getting fucking pissed about me, just saying that I like the show.
That message was not written by me, the first person who used the name LOSTard. I don’t “hate” fanbois although I do sometimes comment on, or make hypotheses about them.
“Comment by LOSTard
2010-02-18 11:12:00
tyler, get this fanboy out of here. i hate fanboys so much.”
That troll got me good this time. You, sir, have my fullest respect.
Sorry, dude.
No one wants to wade through hundreds of shitty posts full of name-calling and personal attacks just to read a couple good ones with actual substance.
This is why all the dedicated posters from the past three years have stopped contributing.
Tyler, you’re the most laid-back admin I’ve ever met and I love you for it, but your site is being destroyed. Your apathy will be our apathy.
I agree. I read some of the older posts, just because so many people were complaining about how this site went downhill, and it’s gotten pretty bad. I actually read the sentence “everyone’s entitled to their own opinion” in one of the older threads. I guess something like that won’t happen anymore.
This site gets what it gives. It used to be a really good sounding board where people could reasonably debate without fear of being attacked or flamed by the people who take WLS way too seriously. There were people who liked the show who talked, in a civil way, with people who liked to mock it.
Then some assholes decided to show up and relentlessly attack anyone who held a viewpoint that was contrary to their own. The posters started trickling off, eighth-graders started joining the site and posting in all capital letters, the use of the word “fanboy” was used in nearly every post and honest debate stopped. Instead, people started posting shit like “Hurley is fat” and “look! they cocked a gun!” And the regulars left, because they weren’t assholes.
It’s not really Tyler’s fault, and I honestly feel a little bad that his site has devolved into this. It used to be a cool place. Now, it sucks. A shame.
I never would have thought it was Tylers fault, actually. From what I’ve seen so far he seems like a pretty reasonable guy – one of the few on this site.
I like Tyler; always have. But he could check in every now and then and mod this site which he owns and has ultimate responsibility for.
I’m not saying he should get rid of differing opinions. I’m saying he should get rid of the personal attack spamming.
Tyler’s a very reasonable and relatively cool dude. That’s why I actually feel a little bad trolling his site. Sorry, dude. Nothing personal.
The site is here for everybody hater and fanboy alike. If not then it should be members only. So the oldies couldn’t handle the heat so they got out of the kitchen well too bad for them. Its a fucking stupid show. The fanbois stole my name and used it countless times. Sometimes posting even dumber shit than what I usually post. But you didn’t see me go crying about it. As for the personal attacks well they don’t even know who the hell I am. So its all just stupid shit anyways, but in my opinion it just adds to the hilarity of the site. How can you take it personally when that stupid fuck don’t even know you? So let them do what they gotta do to get their frustrations out just like we do when we post about the show. Otherwise I suggest starting your own members only site. I can’t believe that I am actually sticking up for fanbois. But they are hilarious.
Tyler, I hate to be critical but one of the reasons this site has suffered is because of your lack of leadership. Again, no offense but you should really still be posting your own critique of the episodes to get things started each week. If you lack the time perhaps you could recruit a friend to “ghost write” for you. In any case, great to be back and hopefully with this being the last season and all this website will see a rebirth of sorts.
hey nico, you still trying to scam kids’ parents out of their hard earned money? it’s good to see you back. you were one of my favorites.
No, sadly I was lured away from that cushy (but creepy) job by offers of big money and headed for greener pastures just in time for the economy to tank. I then discovered that being a salesperson in VERY difficult when nobody is spending any money. I, like many got laid off and spent a while sucking on the government teat. Back to the family business now (Numismatics), but we’ll see how long that lasts…
You gay.
Last week was the shittiest episode, so I believe this season has hit rock bottom already and have nowhere else to go but up (regardless of how slow the move upwards may be).
Sure can’t argue with ya on that one…..
The episode was a little slow, but it wasn’t all bad. The end scene in the cave was actually pretty good – Locke and Sawyer actually COMMUNICATED for once.
The alt stuff continues to bore and take up way too much time.
didn’t watch it at all. Tuned in to the Olympics, never bothered to flip back.
It’s getting harder and harder to watch this show. Even just as background noise, I find myself hunting for the remote before the 10 minute mark.
Thanks for the update, but no one cares about your viewing habits.
We didn’t learn much, just that Sawyer is the only main character with a clue (he knew Locke was NOT locke). Plus no kate so i’d have to give this episdoe a solid D+.
on a side note, wasn’t Ben on the island when the bomb blew up thus sinking the island? So how is he off the island, all growed up? shouldn’t he be swimmin’ wit da fishes? You gotta love the continuity.
The absence of Kate really helped spice up the show. They should not show here more often.
And don’t try to think about the time line, you’ll just get a head ache
The whole side of the characters off the island adds nothing. We already got Locke was pathetic and unhappy before. Why waste more time going there?
Bottom line: nothing happened. I guess they are going to run this all the way to the final episode before anything is truly “resolved”
So you really think that something will be resolved eh? Well, I don’t know about all that. thats asking alot.
LOL ROFLMAO
Oh man, you’re too much, Smokie Not Locke. That was a really, really good joke. Man, I can’t stop laughing over here!
Another snooze fest. The sappy Locke story was useless and watching the last five minutes of the show probably would have been enough to get an idea of what happened. I can just hear the fanboys now…
“OMG OMG names crossed out on a cave wall!!! ”
“What do you think the scale represents???”
The camera shots from smokie’s point of view were comical. Almost predator like but just not there.
Once again they just crowbar other characters into another characters alt story. Hurley (still fat but with lamb chops…), Rose dying of cancer, and Ben teaching at the same school as Locke. They’re reaching a little here.
Introducing some creepy blond haired kid. Before it was Pet Cemetary, now they’ve been watching too many horror movies like Omen.
On a positive note there was no kate or jack (well not in the parts i was saw but i was flipping channels a lot).
How about when Locke fell outta his chair? Now that was fucking hilarious. I laughed my ass off especially when the sprinklers came on. I knew this show was a comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE FALL DOWN
I KNEW THIS SHOW WAS A COMEDY TOO ROFL
HA HA YEAH! Those fanboys are probably eating it up! I love it when they talk about stuff they liked about the show, because then I just make fun of them! Do you do that too?
Actually last weeks episode was a better. This one stunk to highheaven. Filler episode on steroids.
The writing is getting beyond sloppy. I think they’re cutting random words from newspapers and mixing them in a hat and then pulling the slips of paper out of the hat to generate the plot.
They have a cliff hanger last week, Jin says, “Claire”? and then this week rather than continuing from there it’s and now for something completely different.
What’s with the frightened man-child Richard? Grow some testicles before it’s too late.
The time-travelling-parallel-world-crossing adventures of Loser Locke. Not working for me. As they said on the beach, he’s getting a little ripe.
If he’s gonna marry Peg Bundie shouldn’t he get a job as a shoe salesman?
I think the blonde kid was young Jacob.
Nice to see that even the big ghostly supernatural energy smog cloud being is now starting to have visions
.
Maybe he will even be lured into a particle filter by an appereance of his dead mother ‘the exhaust pipe’.
Let’s hope so.
I think it was Aaron. Or perhaps Elvis, or Bigfoot, or the Chupacabra, or a Grey, or My Mother the Car…
I liked the episode. I agree with Jakolman, after the shitfest of last week, this show had nowhere to go besides up. Also one of the reasons I liked it was simply there was NO JACK/KATE!! (especially Kate). Locke has always been one of my favorite characters, and I didn’t mind watching his alternate universe story. I was happy to see him accept his fate and to start living his life. Its almost a direct analogy to the viewers of the show, we just need to accept that Lost is a huge dissapointment, and no amount of griping, or debating or analyzing will ever prove to bring happiness. Just accept the show overall just sucks, and like Locke, you might one day be happy.
Finally, atleast something, some small tiny little thing was revealed (scene at the end of the episode). I’m not gonna complain because I’ve been watching this show for so damn long, just waiting for an answer, and tonight I felt like I was given something, so I’m not gonna hate.
I think people who love this show are going to have to accept that not every answer they get will be satisfactory. They really took so much time building it up, with so many dead ends, so many non answers, so much gun clocking, so many longing stares into nothing, so much bullshit about what kate did and what jack’s tatoos mean, that many of us stopped caring. They detracted from the entire point of the show for so damn long, made us wait for so damn long, that we were all expecting to be blown away. I don’t think the writers could have ever come up with a story so mind blowing as to satisfy that. So in essence, what tiny tid bits they are going to give me, I’ll take it for now. It is only episode 4, so i’ll just sit back and watch and take it in stride from here on out
amen to most of that but i disagree with your claim (and theirs) that they answered a question; what, that these 6 people are “candidates?”
That’s a bullshit answer to a question that hadn’t been asked until 5 minutes before. Like you said, so many questions/loose ends/non-sequitors have taken up so much time that nobody really even cares what it all means. We are all fairly certain that none of this means anything.
Some viewers may consider this vague serpentine narrative clever but it just seems lazy and dishonest to me – it lacks integrity. Nobody would have bought this crap if they had said this show was about time-travel from the start; so they make you watch for 4 seasons and then just shoot it out there like a fart in a car – Oh you’re already along for the ride now, sucker – you can’t escape it. Suck it up and like it!
Some writers take responsibility for their narratives – meaning they justify their fiction – even the most ridiculous premises – with research, some identifiable or discernable portion of reality or at the very least logic. NOT THESE GUYS – these writers pander to ratings, ad revenue, and hype and keep spinning a promising saga into nothing. Just to keep you watching. It’s a challenging trick and they’ve pulled it off to admirable success – i admit that. Unfortunately I can’t say that ive seen anything better on tv since its inception (except for breaking bad – but i digress) and at this point the only reason I found myself watching is with an arms folded dare.
I dare them to make sense of this crap. I dare them to try to fill the void left in the wake of this monster. I dare them to accept the blame when viewers are so let down that they refuse to take serial dramas seriously for another ten years; remember Dallas?
Oh well – my ultimate issue is that I don’t even LIKE watching this show – and I used to. I don’t enjoy Lost but even moreso I dread what we’ll be left to watch once it’s over – Reality TV.
SPOILER AHEAD… if you haven’t watched the episode and still care to see it on your own, don’t read the next paragraph
i agree with a lot of what you said, and i definately think we are both on the same page about how they have dealt with giving answers. BUT… wasn’t one of the biggest points of the show to figure out what these people are on the island for? Tonight we learn that they might be there to take care of the island. We don’t learn anything else, what is special about the island, why these people were chosen, how any of this is happening, what about the others, and dharma, or why polar bears, or why jack needs to be punched in the face so many times, etc etc. It was just a tid bit of info, but it was something and thats partly the reason why i liked the episode.
you are totally right about how the writers have spun a promising saga into such trash, and even by giving tiny tid bits of info away, in the very last season mind you, it is enough to make people like me, initial fans, but then one who despised this show to their core, take a step back and say ‘hmm… i actually liked tonights episode”.
you’re right about there not being much to watch on the tele anymore. don’t be too quick to hate on reality tv, Survivor and The Amazing Race are quite entertaining to watch. Other than that, i’m completely out of options as well
I accept that “why they are on the on the island” is a question you found valid – but I don’t recall ever (personally) being concerned about that… see for me
I had accepted they were on the island cuz of a plane crash since episode 1.
Now from there they dug the hole deeper – well, why did the plane crash, then; why didnt desmond press that button, then; why was desmond there, etc etc. The problem being that for to care about those deeper questions – one critical question must be respected and you asked it yourself – what is so important about the island?
It seems to me that this question has been foresaken for the red herring of all others and at this point it is so trumped on bs like egyptian statues and supernatural beings that you couldn’t possibly answer the question without being silly. Ultimately it will suffer the only plausible explanation left – aliens.
Whatever- this isnt a debate it is a lament. A eulogy. My feeling on reality tv wont help cuz Im too cynical to believe that those shows arent contrived edits that create a contest in post moreso than filming an actual competition. I digress if you enjoy it – please do; I wouldn’t dare challenger your taste during such a famine.
Jack is a tool; that is why he needs punching so much. Thought that was obvious.
And the “candidates” all had numbers beside their names! And the numbers were the same as Hurley’s winning loto numbers! Whee! But wait–why should we care?
4 8 15 16 23 42
4. (John) Locke
8. (Hugo) Reyes
15. (James) Ford
16. (Sayid) Jarrah
23. (Jack) Shepherd
42. (Sun or Jin) Kwon
I may have gotten Ford and Locke mixed up, but I reiterate: who cares? Wow, Jacob assigned everyone numbers, how spooky! Also, note that Kate was not a “candidate”. Yay. But if Kwon is Sun, then all the candidates have made it off the island at least once before. Wow.
They’re here to take care of the island but why, well Locke tells you that actually there is no reason why. Glad we resolved that one.
Yes very typical for LOST. Because it dosen’t matter right now, I don’t have enough time to explain it to you right now (and never will) and never ask me that again. Or else I will pull out my gun point it at you, cock it and look at you profusely.
I couldn’t get past Peg Bundy living with Locke and kept expecting her to berate him for being less than a man — “Locke, let me know when you want to have sex, so I can set aside 20 seconds of my day” or some other golden nugget from “Married with Children”. And hey we did have Kate on a L’Oreal shampoo commercial! She looked 100 times better in the commercial than she ever has on “Lost” — I guess it’s not a given that she perpetually resembles a wet ferret. And the biggest reason not to watch “V — The Final Battle” or whatever they are calling that 80’s retread: Julette is in it with her annoying lemon face!
Okay, and why is it that whenever some character like Locke is living in a separate time line, he encouters people like Ben and Rose — why not Boone (with whom he had a significant history) or Mr. Eko? I know it’s too much to expect Ana Lucia to appear, given she’s part of the highest grossing box office movie in history and would never lower herself to something like “Lost”. But yeah, I doubt Shannon is doing anything important these days.
One other thing, when Locke and Sawyer were descending the obligatory rope ladders that led to the cave, did the ladder really have to snap and send Sawyer hurtling down the cliff? Was there really any suspense involved with that? It was like watching a He-Man cartoon in which Man at Arms has to save Orko.
Oh yeah, one other thing, was that Walt who delivered Locke’s luggage to him at his home in the Alterno-Flashback?
…no that wasn’t Walt – or at least it wasn’t the actor who played him.
I’m pretty sure you will never see Walt, Michael, Ecko, Anna Lucia, that chick that Hurley fell in Love with, or that bald guy that is on Fringe, Carl, or Jeb ever again.
i love peggy bundy
the only reason i could see for the ladder snapping incident is that it might have given Sawyer some kind of false hope that the new Locke is something that can be trusted
BS – and I direct that at the writers not at you personally…
Here’s what that logic proposes:
If I trust a guy enough to get in a car while he is driving drunk I’ll trust him more when we survive the crash…?
This logic only works for drunk people – which is actually the only reason Im willing to believe why Sawyer would go down that ladder in the first place.
See I don’t think that scene was to establish Sawyer’s trust – it was to establish that false sense of trust, suspense, and hope in the viewer. As a character Sawyer has never been able to trust anyone (unless he’s banging them – at the time), I think it’s ridiculous – he never trusted Locke but he trust’s the non-man who takes over his body. BULLSHIT
I have to digress-
put yourself in Sawyers shoes – you are standing on a cliff being asked to climb a ladder by a man who predates Mice and Men (perhaps even written history but at least to your knowledge…) – a man who himself is not afraid to or can’t die. Why on earth would you believe that this relic would support your weight and deliver you safely to a destination that had yet to be even hinted at.
Here’s my version of reality…
FLocke: climb down that ladder.
Me: hell no.
FLocke: ok I’ll go first.
Me: Ok go first and tell me what you see – in fact since you’ve already been down there tell me what you saw before cuz I doubt its changed. Oh and if its something like names on a cave you can just say that up here.
At the very least if I had gone as far as Sawyer I would have socked FLocke in his face for what he revealed. Fucker you could have just told me – now we gotta climb back up the ladder!
Thanks for your fucking inane post.
your welcome
But the ladder is broken and they can’t climb back up. Sawyer is now trapped there I presume smokey can just fly out.
But nevermind that they will be out next week with no explanation…..
Haha, indeed.
Yes I agree, seeing Peg again was the best part of the whole show. I was waiting for her to sit her ass on the couch, turn on the tv and start devouring some bon bons…..
I want to see more Nikki and Paolo. They added so much to the show to begin with, it’s unfair that they’re not brought back.
Possibly the greatest post ever in the history of this site. You should start a Nikki and Paolo fan site just for us.
I don’t think that’s the real jt
“It was like watching a He-Man cartoon in which Man at Arms has to save Orko.” Now THAT is a truly great reference.
I’m so glad I have this site. Two years ago I thought to myself, this is the worst show I’ve ever watched. I decided to look online to see if there were others out there, to my surprise there were. ..I’ve gotten so bored while watching this show on abc.com, that I have to switch back and fourth between the show, and to websites that have twilight posters and tshirts. I wish I was joking, but i’m trying to lower myself to the worst level of an american. I do have a dream, and that dream is that Twilight and Lost may come together, so the wolves, vampires, oceanic flight crew and the others, will live together in peace, is it possible?
I’m still waiting on a slow torrent.
I was wondering. Once this season has ended, what show would be next to deserve a “Why___Sucks” website.
‘Prison Break’ would have been an excellent candidate but I think it’s already finished.
I figure it has to be as show that starts off strong, builds a huge fan base, then tapers off in quality to the point that it’s just a sad joke…like ‘Lost’ (or ‘Prison Break’).
Any nominations?
Prison Break would have been a perfect substitute for Lost on this board. The first season kicked so much ass, then it just fell off. Every season got more and more ridiculous, I actually got so fed up with that show i just stopped watching it and never saw the series finale. i never did fall off watching lost though
My morbid premonition is that serial dramas from this point on will START at this forementioned lowpoint. Aside from being a remake of an older series you can see how V takes that same Lost-esque “what is going on?” attempt at establishing a phenomenon when anybody older than 20 or anybody who watches the SCIFI channel already knows the answer.
Flashback had the same angle and it seems good so far – I was actually pleasantly surprised that they were willing to identify supposed culprits within the first three episodes and then uh-oh we’re getting Losted for 5 months – see you in MARCH!
What I liked about FlashForward was that the pilot episode already revealed that the whole premise was fatally flawed, so I never watched any of it again.
During their flashforward they should’ve been thinking “Oh, I remember this from my flash forward.”
my favorite was the guy who had a flash forward of being on the toilet WHILE he was on the toilet!
Heroes?
Used to be that I watched the show, felt disappointed and visited this website. Now I watch the show so that I can derive entertainment from this website.
Exactly.
If not for this site I would have stopped watching ‘Lost’ a long time ago.
I have said this many times myself……
I think I have this site figured out now.
ABC hired Tyler to create the site in order to keep people from walking away from the show when they realize it sucks.
We’re still watching the show because of this site and the advertisers still get to put their Ads in front of our eyeballs which means higher ratings and more dough for ABC. And Tyler gets a cut of it.
Brilliant guerrilla marketing.
Tyler pays a few bucks to a couple of drones to come here posing as fanboys to insult us and get us riled up so we will be eager to watch the next episode so we can come back here to piss off the “fanboys” by posting our criticisms of the show.
We’re all working for the MAN! We’re all promoting this awful show just by posting here and Tyler is getting rich and ABC is getting more money and even the “fanboys” are getting paid from our work.
I feel so used. I feel dirty.
Lol, I wish this was true and someone actually paid me for something. This site doesn’t even make enough to cover the hosting bill.
Well, it was a fun idea anyway.
That was some great thinking and could be plausable but none the less funnier then hell!!!!!
LOL, far from the first time this theory has been floated around these parts. That would be a better plot twist than ANYTHING they’ve come up with on Lost so far!
Exactly. There is more creativity here than on lost. Even though we tend to requote and repeat ourselves, its nowhere near the amount of recycled shit shoved down our throats during the show.
one complaint i have about this episode is that Sawyer gave away the ending to Of Mice and Men. I never got around to reading that book in highschool, and its on top of my list of books to read when i get some free time, and now i know how it ends. I’m still going to read it, but it sucks to know how something ends before you know the begining
‘Grapes of Wrath’ is better.
In ‘Sixth Sense’, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.
oh and snape kills dumbledore
And the chick in The Crying Game is a dude.
And Finkle is Einhorn.
And Professor Van Nostrum is really Kramer.
And Art Vandelay is really George Costanza.
And the girl in Sleep Away Camp is really a dude.
Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
You guys are literally my only friends.
Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze the whole.
Westley is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Edward Norton IS Tyler Durdin.
And Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze.
And Nicole Kidman and her kids in The Others are ghosts.
Now I feel stupid for making that post just above… (I googled the name too)
I felt stupid writing my post, because I couldn’t think of a better movie with a huge twist.
On the other hand, I feel like I’ve done a good deed because said film, like Lost, pathetically tries to create suspense in each scene and then nothing happens. The only part I thought was really good was the final twist I just mentioned. So nobody who read this will ever have to watch it.
I tried to get the post show up in response to Studmuffin, but somehow managed to fail at that.
Thanks to this site, I don’t even watch the show any more. Reading this is a lot more entertaining.
OK, what we get is what we get, I have no idea why I keep expecting these ass wipes to come up with some thing compelling. Just the same old sluggish shit. Different timeline. I almost fell asleep twice during this yawner. I will say that it was better then last week but then again, I don’t think it can get any worse than last week. Still thats not saying much. I believe that they got to far ahead of themselves a long time ago and have no intention of filling in to many blanks. I believe in the beginning they were into it, done research for many plot angles, got bored with it, and now its, just get it over with already. I don’t think they remember even half of the mysteries and just don’t care. I guarantee they won’t go back and do research to tie up any loose ends. Just the ones on the top of there heads and thats asking alot, just in that itself. The show is over. Thats a wrap. Get your shit and get outta here!!! I personally did not think the episode was very good and hasen’t been any good for a long time now because I know what they were capable of, and should still be capable of doing. So any body who belives this show is going to do any better than what it is doing now, or has been doing for a long time now is delirious.
Hi! How is everyone today?
Boy, I just couldn’t wait to log on to this site today–because last night’s episode, well, it sucked! It was so stupid! Did you see Hurley? I can’t believe that he’s still fat, even in the alternate timeline! Have you ever heard of a diet, Hurley? Ha ha ha! I saw that my good friend Mr Monkey commented on that too. Good call, Mr Monkey! I HATE THIS SHOW!
And wow, that Tommy guy above…he’s one smart cookie! I liked what he said about “suspense”. Did they really have to add suspense to the episode by having the ladder break? THAT WAS SO STUPID!
I saw Mr. Monkey (hi!) above making fun of the fanboys about the names on the ceiling. Geez, he’s right! The fanboys are going to go CRAZY about that! I visited the Fuselage, the Tail Section and a bunch of other fansites, reading messages about Lost. And all I did was laugh and laugh, because these fanboys are so dumb and they think Lost is so great. But it’s not, and that’s what’s so funny about it!
There were LOTS of other things that sucked, gang, so let’s talk about them all! I can’t wait to hear your thoughts!
HAHA I WAS AT THE FUSELAGE BEFORE AND THAE FANBOIS WERE KISSING THE WRITERS BUTTS
HAHA I HATE FANBOIS THEY ARE SO DUMB
DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO! Oh my garsh you guys the real Locke said that in really real life and now Devil man Locke says it when the little kid(could it be Jacob?!!!!) told him he was trying to break the rules by killing Sawyer.
“He was a much better man than me and I’m so sorry I murdered him.” Doood this is like totally the weirdest funeral I’ve ever been to. Ooooooooooohh ho ho lol lol lol lol lol
ROFL ROFL LMAO GOOD ONE
I bet if the fanbois read these posts they would be so angry!!! LOL
ZOMG!!! Did you notice how fake Locke said that Of Mice and Men was AFTER his time!!?? AFTER his time!!! Did you get that!!?? That means he has to be, like, really old. REALLY old!!
I can’t impersonate raptus for the next several hours because I have to go to all my fanboy sites and post this amazing get. I bet they’ll pay attention to me now!!
Ha ha! Guys, that post labeled “the fake raptus” wasn’t actually me. It was someone pretending to me, sort of like how the evil smoke monster is pretending to be Locke.
Man, that really upsets me. You know. That someone would pretend to be me. I think my posts have their own vim, their own sort of magic to them — a magic that’s lost when someone just masquerades as me.
But guys, don’t worry. You can check out my post below, which — as usual — is total genius on my part. As you can see, I’m bringing up a great, wonderful complaint: that the episodes aren’t answering any questions. Because, as you know, that’s what television shows are all about — answering questions on demand. As you can see, I get a large erection whenever I talk about Terry O’Quinn, because I really love his excellent acting.
Guys, let’s talk about why Lost sucks! Here’s a few reasons:
1. It’s stupid!
2. They don’t answer any questions!
3. It’s not realistic — there’s no such thing as a smoke monster! Duh!
4. Hurley is fat. Does that guy ever lose weight?
5. Jackass (get it? JACKass?) is stupid.
HAHAHA! I love impersonating people. It makes up for the fact that I’m a coward and have no life. When this show is over I’ll just DIE!!!
Hi, poop stain! Thanks for your message — it really, really made me pretty happy to know that people out there care about me.
I agree with what you said. The person who is trolling this awesome site is indeed a coward, and is probably afraid of many things. He also has no life (but we do! There is a very important distinction there, because we are all very smart).
And yes, he will probably die, too, when the show ends. I will be a little upset myself, because this site is the only way I can actually interact with humans.
BTW, I really like your nickname! “Poop stain!” That’s really funny stuff. I am a big fan of feces, too, so it looks like we have that in common!
Fanboy makes a funny. Funny fanboy.
ROFLMAO
I hate fanboys too. Have you ever heard of the Fuselage? I heard they all hang out there
Fanboy has lots of time today because he stayed home from school with a tummyache. Funny fanboy is funny.
Hey…listen, that really hurts my feelings that you would make such a mean joke. Admittedly, it was very, very clever, especially the part where you said “tummyache” and sort of made that funny statement about my age.
You seem like a really smart gentleman who is, in addition, super cool and very socially apt. Could you give me some hints on how you make your posts so funny?
I really like you, Mr. Monkey. You say smart things. Bye!
Funny fanboy is still funny.
Funny fanboy is still incredibly funny.
Are you for real, Fanboy, or is that sarcasm? Cuz I gotta say, asking advice from someone who’s making fun of you is pretty messed up.
Or I’m new to the shenanigans of WhyLostSucks and do not understand your love-hate relationship with each other. Whatev.
When you go to the fanboys with the Mice and Men revelation ask them this…
You are ancient and trapped on an island – how the fuck do you know when Of Mice and Men was written?
Funny fanboy is still very funny.
Maybe Ben had to read it in Others’ high school.
Except for the fact that last night’s episode still didn’t answer any questions (that “candidates” stuff is just more bullshit to stretch things out), I like Terry O’Quinn so much that I don’t think the episode was half-bad. This guy elevates whatever he’s in no matter how shitty the writing. I hope he gets a decent series or some big-budget movie parts after Lost finally takes its last swirl down the crapper.
As long as they follow this same literary style (no Jack and no Kate), and use the same lighting and camera angles (no Hurley and no Sayid), the she will be fine.
This was hands down the best episode evah. Sawyer finds his happy place laying drunk in the ruins of a Dharma house. Then delivers the best line in Television history. Lock the Smoke Monster convinces Sawyer to go find some answers with him and Sawyer responds, “Well I guess I better put on some pants.” Thank you LOST writers, I am complete.
HAHA! Look, guys! A fanboy!
Hi, little fanboy! You are stupid and your show is stupid, too. Ha ha ha!
LOLOCAUST!!! OMGEEZ, U AR SO RITE!!! STUPID FANBOIZ, TEHY R SOOOOO STUPID 4 LIKING SUMTHING!!! STUPID TARDS!!! TEHY SHULD TOTTALY DO SUMTHING BETTAR WITH THER TIME LIKE DEDCATING A HOLE WEBSITEZ TO A SHOW TEHY ONLY WATCH HAF TEH TIME ANDTHEN BASH IT 4 NOT MAKNG SENTS!!! THEN TEHY SHULD MAKE FUN OF TEH ENDNG OF THA SHOW EVEN THO IT HASNT ENDED YET!!! LOLLERCOPTER!!! STUPID DUMBFUCKZ!!!
…I’m so terribly sorry about that. I needed to get that out of my system. I must say, as a Lost fan (note: not fanboy, just fan), I find this forum outrageously hilarious. Hilarious, in that dedicating all this time…and “intelligence” to a site such as this could be deemed a better use of time than actually watching the show itself. May I suggest rethinking your life if this is what seems to be the most important outlet to direct your energy into? I don’t say that to try and defend Lost; nay, I will even go so far as to admit that the show is not for everybody, and has it’s hangups as does any production. No, what I mean is that to put forth so much effort into completely and utterly trashing something on an internet forum is, more often than not, lower than enjoying whatever it is being trashed. Allow me to elaborate:
I hate Twilight. I hate it with every fiber in my being (and I imagine most of you do, as well). Yet it has never occurred to me to even once find a website committed to nothing more than to spectacularly tear the Twilight series, and subsequently anybody who enjoys it, to ribbons. I honestly don’t care, one way or the other. While it and of itself bothers me, the fact that some people enjoy it does not. Perhaps I sound pompous implying that I don’t let myself get bogged down into psychological masterbation on a scale such as that, but I’m much happier simply, and maturely, ignoring it. If I may quote a Magic the Gathering card (and I’m well aware the can of worms I’m opening by admitting I like MTG, in addition to Lost), “If it is weak, either ignore it or kill it. Anything else honors it.”
I believe that speaks volumes to the actions of this sites` participants. If anybody ever creates a forum dedicating to the open-minded discussion of the show, good or bad, for people who have seen it in it’s entirety and are simply willing to question what they see, not make preemptive accusations or hackneyed criticisms that miss the point, I will sign up in a heart beat.
In the mean time, you guys have fun. I can hope for that much, at least. Lost has brought a lot of happiness to a lot of people, just in different ways. I don’t expect a coherent and eloquent response to my post, especially as this isn’t the most opportune area to leave my critique of this forum as a whole. I was simply perusing the site, and this is where I finally decided to respond. If anybody’s up for a serious and mature conversation about the show, let me know (especially if there’s a better venue for it besides a follow-up comment to a post authored by “mr monkey.”) Thanks for reading.
I presume there is no real need nor interest to regather every well thought through and logically developed and deducted point of criticism that came to life on this side during the last years just because there finally SEEMS to be someone who is interested in open outcome discussion based on common human sense. Please just catch up on your reading of previous posts, yes? Sounds like a cheap way out, I presume, but be so kind.
Of course by now there is often just simple bashing, I admit. You see, most people are here long enough (most of them far longer than me) to have already discussed and analysed the basic working mechanisms and schemes of LOST’s sucking and the writers’ fooling techniques in sufficient quality and quantity, that it’s quite enough, instead of repeating those analyses over and over again everytime just a further example of them shows up during an episode, to just make a (partly exaggerated) joke about that particular stupid, uneccessary or unlogic occurence on the screen and everybody knows ‘Oh that’s being criticised as it fits according to sucking-scheme G / as it is a symptome for fooling-strategy 12′. It’s efficient but bears the risk of provoking the impression of a statement being over-the-top, random or pedantic. Of course in rare cases it’s just that to be considered collateral damage
My inner motivation considered: Personally I take seriously honest interest in the ‘intellectual state of mankind’, as being the key to everything. Therefor it literally hurts to see…
1. how willingly people are ready to be fooled by the prospect of mere loads of hollow shallow unsubstantial suspense and emotions, disguising or better being disguised as elementarily profound and “true” (what in the beginning they really seemed to actually be, maybe even they actually were, which is why I started to watch LOST),
2. how willingly they continue – dispite in the meantime better knowledge about that disguising going on open to everyone – to be fooled just for the sake of sustaining the illusion of further experiencing those ‘profound’ suspense and emotions, and…
3. how willingly some misanthropic others are ready to actively fool them this way for the mere prospect of money and to spoil and destroy something with potential en passant.
This pattern of fooling and being fooled is taking place all around us even with really important matters. ‘This is just a TVshow’, I know, But by being bottle-fed with this pattern under the cover of ‘Just a harmless TVshow’ our defenses are low and we are easily conditioned to except this pattern as normal and to suppress a throwing-up reaction even if it was forced down our throats in connection with significant topics.
Yes, I’m frustrated
PS: My being here is the only way within reason I see to “kill it”.
Oh and when you criticise this ‘our’ end of blocking “a serious and mature conversation about the show”, please explicitly direct your criticism as well towards the so called ‘fanbois’, also sabotaging a chance to start such a conversation with ‘us’ and to convince ‘us’ of the show’s geniality ‘we’ are just not able to perceive (unless of course the imitating intro of your post was honestly meant to do so)
For myself, and probably most others as well, the dedication of time and effort to criticizing such a show are a response to all the time and effort we feel was wasted when we were first sucked into this show during the first season, which held so much promise. It is like reading a book with a strong beginning that tapers into a mediocre middle and ends just plain badly. Take, for example, the Lovely Bones. Interesting concept and beginning, fair middle, horribly stupid ending. I heard so much praise for this book from people I trusted (friends, not reviewers), that when I was done with it I felt robbed of nine hours of my life that I could never get back.
It is as such with Lost. The first and even second season were amazing, and then everything just got confusing, even to the point where the creators had to air “enhanced” episodes with reminders of “Previously on” for every line, jot and tittle that every character uttered in a single episode. The strings are so crossed they’ve become woefully entangled and not even the writers know what they are doing anymore.
That said, I can never get back the 22 hours per season that I wasted just to see how it ends. I like to finish things, I like to know how things end–even in bad fiction. That’s why I choose new authors carefully. This forum is a ventilation system for all the bad vibes I feel towards the people behind Lost, who reeled me in like a fish only to gut me.
Very well said, pretty much sums up what I feel about Lost.
You know what? These days even if something happens on Lost, all I think is “What is the point? They are not going to answer it anyway”. I like to finish what I start, so I am watching it till the end. And I am resigned to the fact that the questions I have will never be answered (because I’m simply not interested in the questions important to the “characters” like whether “Jack and Kate” or “Sawyer and Kate” or “Jack and Sawyer” will get together
:-p).
Yet, somewhere there is a tiny hope that the writers will redeem themselves. Yes, as you can see, I’m hopeless
.
Of course personal disappointment and anger having been fooled myself is also a not all too weak motive for me, too
You got all of this from “I guess I better put on some pants” ?
Yeah kinda funny don’t ya think?????
It’s not exactly rocket science. For me personally, I just hated seeing something I used to look forward to every week being ruined by lazy writing and crass financial concerns (”Hey guys, how long do you think we can milk this show for?” “I dunno’, we should at least be able to get through the other, other, other, others…”). While it may seem silly to some to get that upset about a TV show; work is hard, life is hard, and a good, well written, well acted TV show can help brighten up an otherwise lackluster week. It’s that simple: people watch TV because it makes them happy. I personally have discriminating tastes and other than my continued self abuse in watching Lost, I don’t watch ANY other hour long network programming. So when the folks at Lost screwed up the ONE dramatic program I like on TV, I got a little pissed. Personally, I think you could have gleaned all this info by simply reading some of the posts without the built in feelings of denial and indignation that Lost fans seem to have, or maybe you’re just a tad thick.
I, as well watch very little television. Most of the programs anymore are just shoving being gay is OK right down our throats. I personally do not believe this and even though my kids are grown I don’t like them putting this shit in everybody elses childrens heads. I do though like HOUSE and THE MENTALIST. They rip LOST into shreads.
Considering every single episode of House is exactly like the one that aired the previous week, I guess this really says a lot about your viewing habits.
I hate to say it, but Joe is DEAD ON. Here is every single House episode:
1) Person shows up with strange symptoms, the gorier the better. Bleeding through various orifices, vomiting up weird shit, having seizures, etc.
2) House isn’t quite sure what is wrong, but tries a variety of bizarre treatments that all very nearly kill the patient.
3) House suddenly figures out what is wrong 5 minutes before end of show and miraculously cures patient.
4) The grateful patient leaves hospital like nothing happened, despite the fact that the day before they were shooting blood out of their eye sockets. Apparently, this type of trauma has a VERY short recovery time.
5) House cracks wise, twirls his cane and goes home to massage his blue balls since Linda Edelstein STILL won’t blow him.
Very true, but at least you can follow along with the plot anyways. It has substance to it and some parts are pretty funny. Thats a hell of a lot more than I can say about LOST…..
Did you notice the poop stain on his boxers after he gave Locke/MIB the drink?
That was a Dharma (TM) brand bacon strip.
Haven’t posted since season 3, where I was a major skeptic at TWOP’s Bitterness Fiesta – but have watched in dismay as the show disintegrated beyond my wildest imaginings.
I caught last night’s on a whim, and had to post. Back in the TWOP days, one of the much-repeated derisions was “the answer will be “a wizard did it’”. I was fairly stunned last night to see that, YUP, that DOES seem to be the answer. jacob the wizard did it. WOW. We were kidding, no one really thought they’d just.. it was magic?? That is really.. really.. lazy.
OMG OMG OMG
I’m so excited to see your post! I posted at the Bitterness Fiesta too. That place was so funny! This site is funny too. I really, really hope that you like it!
Do you remember when we used to call Damon and Carlton” Demon and Curse”? Those were the days! Boy, I really love that joke. Some people still use it here.
I’m so glad that you’re here! When TWOP shut down the Bitterness Fiesta, I was really sad. But then this site came around and boy, is it wonderful!
WHAT’S UP SEXY FRIENDS
WHERE ARE ALL MY DOGS TODAY THERE IS MUCH LOST TO BASH AND FANBOYS TO MAKE FUN OF
DOGS DOGS WHERE ARE YOU ALL
I’ve found the troll infestation on this site pretty off-putting, as they intend. Tough to work through the whole infantile curse-fests! Boy I did love TWOP’s BF.. where the seams of the show were first fully exposed. I still have a friend or two drinking the kool aid, sigh.. but wading through all this to watch the huge cry of WTF at the end? Ahhhh, priceless..
Good to find an old Lost-bashin bud.
Hey Torgo—how are the knees holding out? Don’t mind the fanboy troll. He’s just sad and angry that his favorite show is coming to a disastrous end.
You two are really gay.
Funny fanboy is still really funny.
Funny fanboys are still funny,
More than one Troll? Must be an other other troll.
HA HA THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE
ROFLMAO
I GET IT
DID YOU GUYS GET THE JOKE
HE WAS SAYING THAT IT IS AN OTHER OTHER TROLL KIND OF LIKE THE OTHERS IN LOST
HA HA HA HAH AHAHA
I BET IF YOU TELL THAT JOKE TO A FANBOY THEY WOULD BE SO MAD
HA HA
They are not meant to be mad, but to learn something
Did anybody notices that the writers are trying to lay a foundation for the idead that the island is nothing special per Smokey/Locke’s speech to Sawyer. How can Smokey/Locke even possibly say this considering the mere fact that the godamn island can travel through time with the simple turn of a donkey wheel!!!!! Rest assured, no questions will EVER be answered on this turd fest that tries to pose as a network television show.
Jesus, you idiots are really reaching on this one. Locke was obviously playing Sawyer. A rock, despite being inanimate, could have figured that out.
Hey Troll, So what you are saying is that we supposed to believe that Sawyer must be dumbest man on earth to accept the fact that the island is “nothing special” after having:
(1) travelled back in time on the island to 1975
(2) having seen his friends travel back time after crash-landing (for a SECOND TIME) on this island
(3) travelled forward in time to 2007 after Jack detonated a hydrogen bomb on a pocket of energy produced by the island
(4) seeing Locke brought back to life by god knows who/what
(5) seen countless other occurrences that defy any logical explanation
I guess Sawyer’s response after being played by Locke is to say “gosh golly gee, I think you are right Locke, nothing out of the ordinary has occurred here to make this island special or at the very least strange”. I think a rock could figure out that these writers are idiots – just like you.
Holy retard, Batman! I don’t think Troll over there meant that Locke succeeded in playing Sawyer, just that he was trying. But I guess that comprehension isn’t really your strong suit, is it?
Once again, for Locke to even try to “play” Sawyer presumes that he thinks Sawyer is the dumbest person on earth. Apparently you fanboys aren’t any smarter than Sawyer considering the fact that you actually believe that whole exchange was plausible.
Funny fanboy! Fanboy is funny.
Fanboy trolls are still funny.
Dude, enough, please. We get it. You’re getting a little annoying.
Jeez, guys, where are all the posts? This is depresing.
i’m gonna go read the comments for seasons 3 and 4, back when this site didn’t suck.
Yeah, this site sucks ass now.
Big Jim, I missed you! I miss everyone else too, even laurent. And nico and the meisters and preev.
I didn’t miss you because i have no fucking idea who you are
and it’s going to stay that way, whether you’re the real BigJim or not. my name is long gone. just like this site.
i, too, miss when this site was somewhere you could go for some pretty interesting conversation and not a bunch of putzes ceaselessly talking about how they visit the fuselage all the time.
also, i would guess that you’re either stickman or turkey
no, but i miss them too. i’ve posted tons since season 3 under a name that is just boring enough not for anyone to steal.
i miss them too, because they weren’t complete assholes like the schmucks that post here now. season 3 had a pretty great crew
Wait, this site was made because it thought LOST started to suck. Now the users of a site that thinks a show started to suck think it’s starting to suck. wut
Speak of the Devil and he appears… What was your original handle friend?
if i start trolling, i blame you.
How funny, I’ve been gone for over 2 years and return to find BigJim still harassing the locals, LOL. I for one wouldn’t have it any other way!
That’s not the real BigJim.
WTF? I seem to have wandered into a pit of freshly minted Replicants… Nexus 7 perhaps?
Around here even the trolls have evil twins…..
Hey Nico, long time no hear. I think I still have your e-mail on Hotmail. Hope all is well.
CPT Preevyet
you know what is funny I had a friend of mine, not a friend anymore, he is one of the biggest losers on teh planet and a HUGE lost fan, Lost apologist, I told him dude after season 3 this show started taking a huge crap and I told him ther writers didn’t know what they were doing, lo and behold if anyone has seen the interview with Naveen Andrews where he says the same thing but still does the show as long as they pay him hahhaah funny man.
Anyway this show is so baddddd its funnny, its hard for me to imagine that I actually was a hardcore Lost fan. My friend got so upset that I said Lost sucks now he started cursing me out needless to say that loser isnt a friend anymroe but the worst part is this…My wife HATED Season 4 and Season 5 but she likes season 6 and wants me to watch with her!!!! No way that is happening!
^^^^^
Hi Tyler — just wanted to point out an example of why your site has started sucking huge cock lately.
tyler?
What are you 8?
Again wasting at least half an episode on the side-flashes.
Don’t they know that the series is ending soon?! how will they answer all these question?! and they are going to answer them in a meaningful complete way. right? right?. Yeah right.
and wow, talk about an over-sentimental, sappy, maudlin schmaltzy side-flash. It’s almost as if they went to the cemetery at night, exhumed some female bodies, harvested their vaginas, put them in a blender to make ink, and used it to write this episode.
Congratulations on your stupid fucking comment. It’s always fun when you simpletons fall back on your “HOW ARE THEY GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS?” argument whenever you can’t come with something coherent to complain about.
What do you suggest we should complain about?
Even if not very inventive or interesting anymore “HOW ARE THEY GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS?” is still a valid argument whenever they can’t come up with something coherent to resolve something.
And what about the Reality-A, i.e. the plane-crashing-reality? Did we really learn something new? well, we might have obtained few bits of information, but those might have been few bits of disinformation since, and I know it’s not politically correct to say, smoke monsters are untrustworthy.
Basically SLockie claimed that he used to be a man, and of course Sawyer then grilled him about that (nah… kidding.), he said that he’s older then “Of Mice and Men” ( but since “Of Mice and Men” wasn’t written in hieroglyphics we basically suspected that). He said that Jacob wanted them on the Island which we knew from last season’s finale. He said that Jacob wanted someone to protect the island, which is a new bit of information, but it’s really a meta-answer and not an answer, since he’s just saying that Jacob wanted someone to guard the secret without actually saying what it is, and of course SLockie might be lying.
They also had something about “rules” about “not killing” which Widmore also related to Ben, so that is not new either. (now if they said that Widmore works for Smokie that would have been some sort of an answer).
and rules? Is it some kind of a video game? or some kind of a lame prime directive? sounds very MYSTERIOUS, oooh can’t wait to know what they mean by that.
C ya.
Another boring episode, not much to laugh at really. Okay, smokie cam was good for a chuckle. Then the “mysterious” numbers are revealed in the cave along side lostie name was good for a chuckle. Everything else inbetween was just more of the slow road to nowhere.
Kind of dissappointing, I was hoping for a so bad it’s funny season with all kinds of lame/contrived reveals. But so far it’s just been bad and boring…
You are stupid all of you guys are, i am smart! i wait all day near the screen to see a new post and then comment about how stupid y’all are. enough about complaining how darlton stall you dumbfucks. when i make an error in my english test which i already made in a previous test, and the teacher deducts points, i call her a lamefuck because she already took points for that in the last test so she is just repeating herself. and when she deducts points when i don’t answer at all, i call her shit for brains because answers are not important, and insisting on answers all the time is repetitive. and besides I am smart, she is stupid.
so you see you dumb moron fucks, you probably go to fan sites to post your MORONIC theories and when you get no answer you get angry and go here, and I know that because I have spent hours theorizing about what makes you lamaos tick, and finally i came with this theory and it’s true because me smart you dumb, and theorizing about what make lame people tick makes me not lame!!!
i will stay here untill the end because my mission is to prove to you that you are stupid fucks and moronic and i am smart, i am not a psycho! my mission is a holy one! i am like david carradine in kung fu – i go to sites with stupid people and takes them down a peg and show them that i have a superior brain! i realized first that i am like david carradine when i noticed that we both liked to deprived our brain of oxygen, and after years of doing that suddenly my calling became clear : i shall troll websites to show morons dumbfucks like you the light.
so all of you morons go fuck yourselves
from the genius troll.
Bad. Ass. I like this guy.
His post would have been easier to read with a few capital letters.
I am way better at trolling than you will ever be. Also, it must be tough to find the shift key on your keyboard with that wang stuffed up your anal cavity.
Methinks Fanboy Troll has openly declared war for no reason whatsoever. Have at it hoss
No shit, dude! What gave you that fucking idea? The fact that I made Mr. Monkey look like the walking, talking vagina that he is?
HAHA YA BECAUSE I KEPT POSTING UNDER THE NAME MR MONKEY I REALLY FUCKED HIM UP HAHA. THAT MY SECRET, I JUST KEEP POSTING UNDER THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME. GODDAMN I’M SO GAY. OK GUYS I GOTTA GET MY MOM TO SUCK MY DICK SOME MORE, SEE YOU A LITTLE LATER.
HA HA, YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT THIS! YOUR TROLLING IS WEAK AND SAD. YOU TREMBLE AT MY APPROACH. I ENJOY YOUR ATTEMPTS. BRING THEM FORTH!
Wow this guy has totally taken over this website and made it his own!
I know! He’s literally scared the shit out of me so badly that the only way I can respond to his posts is with something like “FUNNY FANBOY” or “HILARIOUS FANBOY”. I mean, it’s already tough enough for me to be taken seriously with a pussified nickname like “Mr. Monkey”, but it’s even tougher when I need a website troll to explain to me that I’m a complete fuckwit.
I think what hurts TroLLS feelings’ the most is calling him a cunt fanboy. Hey FANBOY TROLL, how is life on FANBOY TROLL ISLAND? The cunts at the Fuselage are missing you, so go back to being a cunt and join your cunt dickbuddies and have a great time circle jerking each other. BYE FANBOY TOLL
I enjoyed that, my dog! I’m glad you posted and want to enjoy some dialogue with me.
So, what’s crackin’, my man? How are you?
OH MAN MY ANUS REALLY HURTS. I GOTTA STOP LETTING TRANNYS FUCK ME BAREBACK SO I CAN SIT DOWN AT MY COMPUTER AND KEEP POSTING UNDER OTHER PEOPLES NAMES. OUCH, I GUESS I’M GOING TO HAVE TO START USING MORE LUBE
HA HA HA! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT THE TROLL BY TROLLING THE TROLL? YOU HAVE FAILED! I AM STRONGER THAN EVER! YOUR INSULT WAS DUMB AS BALLS ANYWAY!
No seriously guys… i think i went too far this time. The dude i’ve been fucking might have actully torn a hole in my rectum. what do i do? i can’t sit at my computer trolling anymore, and its my second favorite thing to do. now that my asshole is torn, i can’t do my favorite thing in the world. AHHH!! so frustrated
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME! CONTINUE YOUR HOMOEROTIC ATTACKS ON ME! THEY ACCOMPLISH NOTHING! HA HA HA!
HERE IS A SIDE NOTE FROM THE TROLL! YOU CANNOT MAKE FUN OF A TROLL OR CALL HIM GAY! TROLLS ARE IMPERVIOUS TO THESE INSULTS BECAUSE THEY ARE TROLLS, YOU IMBECILE!
does Dharma make a cream that can heal anal tears? that would really help me out right now… this sucks, i’ve been taking dick up the ass for a long time, but this time i got a little carried away. i’ll be back to troll tomorrow, right now i gotta shit fire, its always sloppy after i fucked like this
rofl hahaha! what’s up my friends? did you see what the fake troll is doing? hahah he is beating up the real troll with words because we all hate him!! hahah you lose troll we win because lost sucks and you are nothing but a stupid fanboy
hahah keep going fake troll the real troll is probably getting so upset at u
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5 AMERICAN IDOL-WEDNESDAY FOX Wed 9:00 PM 20,999,000
6 NCIS CBS Tue 8:00 PM 19,234,000
7 TWO AND A HALF MEN CBS Mon 9:00 PM 16,506,000
8 NCIS: LOS ANGELES CBS Tue 9:00 PM 16,422,000
9 THE BIG BANG THEORY CBS Mon 9:30 PM 15,506,000
10 CRIMINAL MINDS CBS Wed 9:00 PM 14,745,000
11 THE MENTALIST CBS Thu 10:00 PM 14,682,000
12 CSI CBS Thu 9:00 PM 14,491,000
13 CSI: NY CBS Wed 10:00 PM 14,158,000
14 CSI: MIAMI CBS Mon 10:00 PM 13,440,000
15 HOUSE FOX Mon 8:00 PM 13,378,000
16 THE GOOD WIFE CBS Tue 10:00 PM 12,808,000
17 GREY’S ANATOMY ABC Thu 9:00 PM 12,549,000
18 BONES FOX Thu 8:00 PM 12,372,000
19 LOST ABC Tue 9:00 PM 12,090,000
20 THE BACHELOR: ON THE WINGS OF LOVE ABC Mon 8:00 PM 11,734,000
That’s beautiful.
Thanks, fag. Those ratings are actually pretty good, so I’m not sure what you were going for with this one.
Funny fanboy!
Your name is a verb. ’nuff said.
LOST ABC Tue 9:00 PM 12,090,000
so what does that mean? 12,090,000 people are stupid as fuck?
Alert, Tyler, alert! That was not the actual troll. That was someone masquerading as the troll. Per the guidelines you specified earlier in the thread, you should delete this fuckhead’s post and instruct him to shoot himself in the face.
Don’t listen to the troll impersonator… SEE I WRITE IN CAPSLOCK. SO NOW YOU KNOW I’M THE ORIGINAL TROLL. YOU CAN DELETE THE ABOVE POST, TYLER
Apparently when you’re a magical, mystical being you don’t enter names into your Blackberry or have them floating around on little clouds or anything. Instead you make like Osama bin Laden and scratch them onto the roof of a cave. Of course we got more walkin’ through the jungle; where would this show be without that? “Well, here we are at the beach again. Okay, let’s go back to one of the temples or something.” What a heavy moment when fake Locke took the white rock off the balance and threw it away. That’s the type of deep symbolism a magical mystical being would go for too. He’s becoming quite a super antagonist; he has managed to recruit (maybe) one guy to his side. A satanic figure indeed. He’s “trapped” in Locke’s form now, and we are “trapped” with a bunch of hack writers. God help us all.
If this is the sort of shit you guys are fishing to complain about, perhaps it’s better that you don’t post at all.
Christ, what HAPPENED to this site?
Good solid rebuttal.
What the fuck am I supposed to rebut about what is clearly a subjective statement, retard? I’m supposed to defend the fact that they’re walking through a jungle? THEY’RE ON AN ISLAND WITH A JUNGLE ON IT.
Which means that we have to spend time every episode watching them walk around in it rather than – oh, I don’t know – maybe explaining some of the stuff that has gone on in the past few years? Good insults though; you may not actually win any debates but you effectively convey your belligerant personality and may frighten everyone into silence so you aren’t bothered by their viewpoints.
Shut the fuck up, Dirk.
No, You should “defend the fact that they’re walking AIMLESSLY and MEANINGLESSLY through a jungle” (Even if not pecisely now then in general) to avoid showing something of significance and to avoid them ‘having time’ atleast once to discuss things and to trade information by stopping, sitting down and talking.
And whynot doing so during one of those jungletracks, by the way? Therefor they’d be in the middle of nowhere and undisturbed by any external influences which could otherwise be used halfheartedly by the writers to stop them from ‘having time’ even when they actually have, like at the Toilette of Youth e.g., where ‘being loosely guarded by a special retard-version of the others³ (which are obviously somehow the standard version by now)’ was inofficially used by the writers… better said ..was officially left over to the guessing audience to be grabbed by them in despair as the only atleast a bit acceptable explanation for their un-communication.
What the fuck does your message even mean?
Time travel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe you pussies are letting this troll piss all over you. I’m glad I left this faggy site.
BigJim is a big homo. Always has been, always will be.
as a longtime visitor to this site, i would be inclined to agree, even though many old site visitors seem convinced that he is a deity
Funny fanboy is still very, very funny.
Oh my God, shut the fuck up, please, you’re just making him troll more
I’ll tell you WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SITE.
We are taking over. You oldies are no longer needed. You’re boring. This is our site now.
I would watch out, Ben! That Raptus Regaliter and his clever Latin handle are really scary! Mr. Monkey is scary, too. He hates fanboys, apparently.
No, apparently he thinks fanboys are very very very very funny. God save his sense of humour
).
Fanboys! Fanboys are funny. Funny fanboys!
What an incredible episode, LOST is clearly the best show ever created.
FUCK YOU, FANBOY! Maybe you should go back to THE FUSELAGE and drink the KOOL-AID THERE! FUCK YOU!
I bet the fanbois are creaming their pants at the fact that Locke’s alarm clock sounds just like the Hatch alarm siren.
Yeah dog stupid fanboys love shit like that. I hate fanboys so much
damn I didn’t even pick that up. thanks a lot mate! JIZZZZZZ
haha i bet you liked it, you stupid fanboy. you and the other fanboys are so stupid
you are very creative
Again, ” Comment by LOSTard
2010-02-18 11:02:58
haha i bet you liked it, you stupid fanboy. you and the other fanboys are so stupid”
was not written by me, “the first LOSTard”.
I’m sorry that this site is overtaken by the fanbois.
The other problem is that we can’t make fun of lost anymore. It is so boring and bad that it is not worth talking about it.
So here are the great answers:
-Why are you on this island?
-Because your name is written on a cave.
-Oke dokie.
BOOOM
Still better than the – as it is LOST only at a first glance – more satisfying and logic course of that conversation. We in fact should be thankfull for it not being:
-Why are you on this island?
-Because your name is written on a cave.
-WHY IS MY NAME WRITTEN ON A CAVE, GODDAMMIT ??!!??
-Stare and knowing smile : Cause your special !!!
-WHY AM I SPECIAL???!!!
-Stare and pitifull smile confronted with such slow pace of thinking:
Cause you’re on the list!!
-WHY AM I ON THE LIST!!!????
-Cause the island wants you to.
-Oke dokie.
I was half expecting MIB to say “what? Is this a press conference?” when they went underground
.
Wow what a deep inside joke. The white and black rock balance each other out, but then black smokie killed white Jacob.
I was thinking lady justice…but then again I was high.
Does getting high make Lost better for you?
I guess it does for me, because I actually laugh out when something ridiculously contrived happens as opposed to just chuckling,
Getting high makes pretty much anything better, but it’s particularly beneficial when watching crappy TV. I’ve sat through innumerable Brady Bunch episodes after my Sunday morning wake ‘n’ bake. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia…
You don’t quite strike me as the stoner type, Nico. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Well, I pick my spots these days. I am pushing 40 after all. I do still enjoy passing the dutchie on occasion though.
I should watch more of Oz. Am stuck somewhere in season 3.
you are such fucking losers.
Ha ha ha! My trollish behavior has drawn other trolls.
WOW I will say the infiltration of fanbois is to say the least, overwhelming!!!!! Its just to bad that its for the most part as lame as most of the shit I post. It is though quite hilarious. To think we can upset some so much is entertaining to no end. As for my evil twin. COME ON, SURELY YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!!!! I have faith in you…..
Well looks like some troll is a big fan of mine and has decided to spam the entire site using my name. This is why parents need to keep a better eye on their kids when they use the internet.
You can tell even the die hard fans are losing faith in this show. In the past our resident troll(s) here would probably spend the days after a new episode pausing and rewinding every bit of the show trying to find an easter egg. “Oh look locke’s danish looks like Ben!” … and “is it me or can i see the numbers in Hurley’s cellulite? You just have to squint a little and turn your head sideways”.
Sadly even they have lost interest now and come here right after each episode. It’s ok trolls we know how you feel about the show. Your very presence on this site tells us that you think it sucks too.
Yeah man, I saw they were spamming your name all over the place. I would be pissed if I were you
Fine, asshole, don’t respond to my comment. I was just trying to help. Maybe people wouldn’t troll you if you didn’t act like a fucking douchebag all the time.
Hey, as not responding to one another is the principal law LOST is entirely based on… Maybe over the years we all had to close contact to it’s radiation of numbness, we are being ‘infected’
Or maybe he’s just a complete dick who’s too busy attacking mysterious “fanboys” (seriously, there’s maybe two that visit this site, tops) to hold a conversation with someone. No wonder no one likes him.
You know, Rex, your comment didn’t exactly look like it needed a response. Just sayin’.
Previously on LOST:
That’s it JJ. A little lower… lower, now put it in. Oh yes… yes, YES… deeper JJ, deeper, DEEPER!! OH GOD YES… OH GOD… OH GOD… OH MY GOD… YES… YES, YES, YES…. YESSSSSS!!!!! I love you JJ in this universe and the next.
BOOM LOST…
hahahahahahhahahah lol
goodone
ROFL
omg so funny i hope the fanboys see this they are going to be so angry
grrrrrrrrrr… I’m so anry right now…
haha i bet that fanboy is so mad!! rofl i loved taht post about JJ…i bet lagomorph is having sex with jj abrams right now…lol
It may seem like sex but in reality they’re being screwed by JJ.
ROFL…that was a good joke! I really liked it alot. Thanks for telling it!
i really like this site
Yeah, me and JJ like it too. Right, hunny?
You betcha!
You can do better then this cant you? Don’t make me have to stop this car!!!!!!
Then I guess I better put on some pants.
Did anyone else ever realize that they never even tried to explain why Ben would bring Locke’s body back to the island in the first place? Do all the hardcore fans who think that everything is so well written have an explanation for that?
Ben was told by Hawking, he had to bring everyone along as best he could
One would think Locke being alive and willing to go back would be “as best he could”. So why killing him?
Because they needed someone dead to fill in for Jackass’s father’s body? But…
1. why had Christian to be one of those to be taken back, as he clearly had never left the island?
2. Why has this substitute to be played as a double role by one of the other must-returners as the island seems to be fooled very easily by just a pair of shoes anyway?
Oh yes, arbitrariness!!
No Ben killed Locke for his own greed of wanting to be the leader
How do you KNOW that?
You guys just gave me a revelation…Eloise told Ben that he needed to replicate the first crash as best as possible. Having said that, the first dead body that was on the plane was Christian, who I believe was another body that smokie became, Christian was the smoke monster on the island. Now the smoke monster is Locke, whose body was on the plane because of Eloise, so that leads me to believe that Eloise and possibly Whidmore are on smokies team…thanks guys!
I’m still trying to figure out how the 70’s losties blew up a damn H-bomb and them seamlessly merged with the 2007 losties. Has no one else picked up on this yet?
stranger things have happened on this show
bad enough
Stop makin fun of my show you bastards the answers are all coming, didnt you guys see the tv add? MIB= John Locke who traveled from the future, back to the present, to the future again, and then to the past duh! Make sence?
As the #1 fan boy could you please explain a couple things to me?
Were all the hatches connected to a sewer system or did they have septic tanks?
Was there a water treatment plant on the island or did the tap water come straight from a reservoir?
Where did the electricity come from? For the village and the hatches?
Thanks in advance.
That’s right fanbois kneel before your torturers. More lashes are incoming. Is that….Sayid? Oh my gosh you guys it’s Sayid. What up bro?
What up.
Is you still infected?
Chut up. I am not Sayid.
Oh my gosh oh my gosh you guys it’s not Sayid. Well who are you then?
Chut up. Follow me.
LOL…i hate those fanbois too…i was on the fuselage before and they were all talking about how they liked the episode…so i was like “ROFL you guys are so dumb” and they got SO MAD AT ME
Well I wasn’t on there yesterday, but you are getting a little better…..
“Chut up”… I love it.
when did this site become so pathetic? you guys are sort of a laughingstock. could you use the word fanboy a few more times?
wE HAVE TAKEN OVER. yOUR PRECIOUS SITE IS NOW OURS. jUST TRY AND TAKE IT BACK.
That sounds like a challenge. The “old timers” are making a comeback for the final season. We’ll try not to make you look too stupid, but you seem to do a fine job of that on your own.
I claim this site for my own. I drool in anticipation of next week, when I will destroy it even more.
what the fuck has happened to this site, alot of the haters have dissapeared
It’s barely worth the effort, given how imbecilic this final season – and fanbois rage – have turned out. The pleasure this season comes from reading the dismay at The Fuselage’s “didn’t love it” or “stupid plot points” forums. It’s a small percentage, but there’s not a DUMB comment in them. At least those jumping ship can form sentences, turn off the caps lock and use verbs.
YEAH MAN I GO TO THE FUSELAGE ALL THE TIME TO MAKE FUN OF THEM ALL THE TIME
IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY WHEN I SEE FANBOIS HATING THE SHOW ON THE FUSELAGE. I ALSO VISIT THE TAILSECTION AND OTHER LOST FAN SITES TO SEE WHAT HTEY THINK
hahahahahahah me too! it is the best part of my day. i’ll go to the fuselage and i’ll look aroudn for people who didn’t like the episode and then i’ll post “yeah, me too!” and then i’ve made a friend.
and when peopel on the fuselage say they don’t like the show, i’m like “you fanboys are so DUMB!” and they get SO MAD AT ME. have you guys ever done that before?
wow you guys are fucking losers lol, look at what your typing jesus christ
Hey tool – get your own name and use it. There is only one Ghengis and you ain’t it.
OK. Here is my problem with the answer fot the numbers. Why were they on the hatch? Why were they used to release the electromagnetic build up by pushing the button? I guess if your happy with this expination, well there ya go, but as far as I’m concerned, if thats it thats pretty lame!!!!!!!
I don’t think it’s humanly possible to link all of the clues together:
-insane guy repeating numbers to hurley in mental institution
-Hurley winning the lotto with that
-numbers on roof of cave
-numbers on hatch
-numbers for computer
-Rousaue (sp?) repeating the same numbers
-When Ajira crashed, those numbers were repeated
I will actually HOPE for further number explanation, but don’t expect it. “Jacob had a thing for numbers” is not, IMHO, much of a coherent explanation of why the 6 numbers were broadcast from the island, why they win lotteries, why they are on the hatch, or what numbers the other hundred people on the wall have. Even if i accept some magic numerology thingie-whatsis, magical numbers that do magical things, wheeee, I can’t see how that has anything to do with the broadcast, the looney bin and Hurleys’ number-talking co-inmate.
There are now 12 episodes left, and we will probably have one more Kate episode, one more Jack episode, one for Sayid, one (at least) for Jin and Sun, and one (at least) for Ben. There’s gonna be a lotta loose ends flying together when they get down to crunch time with only 3 or 4 episodes left.
actually theres 14 episodes left
OK guys and gals, I have heard your complaints and lets try this. Please choose one name and stick with it. If there are multiple names from the same IP, that IP will get flagged and all your future comments will be eaten by the smoke monster. We’ll try that for a while and seem if some civility returns here.
If that doesn’t work we may have to start logging in to leave comments, but I dont want to go there.
Is this the real Tyler? Why isn’t his name highlighted like it usually is?
Why would a fake Tyler post something totally innocuous about an IP-logging policy to avoid trolling, retard? Aren’t you supposed to be some kind of genius?
…Why would someone still like LOST?!
FYI, Tyler, I think that’s total horseshit, and there are about six thousand ways around this policy regardless. If I choose to troll the fuck out of Mr. fucking Monkey because the only thing he contributes to the site is his dumbass diatribes about fanboy ejaculate, then you should let me.
Besides: I’m the one who’s earning you those extra two bucks in advertising revenue.
Troll all you want, this is just an attempt to reduce the same people from posting comments under 10 different names a day. Just be consistent in your trolling and use the same name every time, own your trolldom.
I know there are tons of ways around it, but are people really that determined to spend extra time just to post under multiple names?
You are a class act to the very end. My counteroffer is that you allow me to troll as at least three different people. Please advise.
Thanks !!
Not sure why people would want to post under a bunch of different names; unless they’re nuttier than squirrel shit and like talking to themselves that is… I’d be more concerned about my handle being cloned and some ass clown spewing a bunch of drivel using my “good” name (no comments from the peanut gallery please).
That’s been one of the problems here for a long time. At least Tyler has taken a small step to correct it. The trolls can still get around it if they really want to, but you’ve gotta be really dedicated to start using various proxy servers just to spam a place. Life’s too short, brutha.
Your name has been trolled before, which is why I’m hesitant to believe this is actually you posting.
Well, I’m not sure how to prove it other than to tell you the email address I post with is the same as it’s always been. Tyler can feel free to confirm this if he’d like to.
So, six seasons of LOST and it turns out that the whole thing is just a rip off of “Charlie and Chocolate Factory”.
Jacob, like Willy Wonka, is seeking someone to assume ownership of a wonderful secret place. In order to find that person, a bunch of candidates are selected. Willy Wonka hid golden tickets in chocolate bars – Jacob even GAVE JACK A CANDY BAR when he “touched’ Jack to make Jack a “candidate”. Slugworth, like the “Man in Black” or “Smokie” is trying to subvert the process.
Willy Wonka tempted Veruca Salt, Johnny Teevee, Charlie, Violet, and Agustus Gloop with traps set up to reveal character flaws and remove them from the “candidate list”.
Johnny Teevee = Sawyer
Augustus Gloop = Hurley
Charlie = Jack (shouldn’t Charlie = Charlie?)
Violet = Sun/Jin
Veruca = Locke (ie. whiny bitch)
I got nothin’ for Sayid. An Oompa Loompa maybe?
Anyway, the first five seasons of LOST were about finding the golden ticket. To stretch it out, they show the same scenes OVER AND OVER again. Mark my words – you will see Jack and Jacob flying over the island in an elevator with Jacob telling Jack that he “passed the test”. More chocolate with extra nuts, please.
The Others = Oompa Loompas. Take Ben Linus, the Samurai Guy, and Ethan – pait their faces orange and tint their hair green and you’ve got Oompa Loompas.
In “Charlie and The Chocolate Factory” there’s a scary boat that takes the kids and their parents from the main “jungle” room with the chocolate waterfall and the edible flowers to another more mysterious part of the factory. “The Others” had a scary submarine to take them to “Othersville”.
This made me lol. It’s remarkably accurate too.
I really am enjoying “didn’t love it” posts. Here’s a line as good as any i’ve read here: “Lost started out like roller coaster, then became something of a tour bus, and now its a stationary bike — the pedals are going but the story isn’t moving.”
What is up with this rules garbage. Whats going to happen if you break them? Maybe your gonna have to stand up to the leader of the other others from a different mother. If Notlocke is such a bad ass what would he care about some rules bull shit. I think that there trying to get out of answering major plot points by leeding everyone on with different ones!!!!!!!
Wiily Wonka Theory – BRILLIANT parallel.
Way on back in the stone age of this show Locke was berated for playing some kind of “game’ while at work in his office. Then when “Locke the Smoke Monster” and Sawyer get into the magical cave he throws one stone, which was in the scale and seemed to be a game piece, into the wild surf. Then suddenly, without warning, this huge Jumanji vibe came over me. Jumanji, no it can’t be. It all ends with Jacob and wank number two sitting on the beach with one of them saying to the other, “Well that was a lot of fun, best two out of three?” Noooooooooooooooo, we are still playing the game we started in 1956, its not your roll……………………….
Great theory. I wouldn’t put nothing past them at this point.
Next weeks episode looks like a real winner. Looks like were going to get Claire back. We all know what that means. WHERES MY BAAAAAAAABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t know how to break this to the fanboys but they must hear the awful truth…
Lost is the Archie comic your little sister used to read when you were kids. You know the doofus guy named Archie who had to pick between two cockteases, Betty or Veronica?
It was always about him trying to choose which one.
Two cocktease islands. They get you all worked up, give you wood and your head spinning but they always fail to deliver the goods when it counts. Lost = Archie comic plot
Oh yeah, Archie had a slackass friend named Jughead… he sat around, ate cheeseburgers and did fuck all to advance the plot of the comic.
And if I remember correctly that comic had a character named Richard, a big guy named Moose and a bald school principal.
The sad irony for the fanboys to consider is that when you were a kid you had the common sense to avoid Archie comics like the plague. You giggled and sniggled at your sister’s girly poor taste. But a few decades later… guess what? You’re all grown up and you’ve been duped real good. JJ has slipped an Archie past you and you actually enjoyed it… you go to sites like this one to defend essentially what is an Archie comic.
So sad. I feel your pain and shame. Now bend over. Your sister has her dildo on and it’s payback time after all these years.
That was a really stupid fucking comparison, dude.
Truth hurts Archie fan.
I’m a troll, so I’m pretty dumb by definition, but I’m pretty sure that this entire Archie thing doesn’t make any sense. I’m also pretty sure that you may have some issues with your sister.
I actually feel a little bad, because you’re clearly proud of your post. I’m not trying to be a dick here, but you’re really not as clever as you think you are.
I guess he saw the Willy Wonka comparison (which was pretty funny actually) and decided to jump on the bandwagon.
This was a pretty good episode, I was actually surprised that they told us as much as they did. I thought it was just gonna be Sawyer and the Monster just walking around for a couple episodes. I would have preferred a sci-fi plot but it seems like the Lost writers are going towards a “magical” answer.
Yes, it’s been a fantasy show since at least season 3, a bad fantasy show, where magic is not subjected to any rules that the writers need to follow.
LOL just for the record, I am NOT a fanboy. I am using this to make fun of them. When I first came here, I hated it, but as I read more into what you guys are talking about I am starting to agree more and more. I mean yes they have made up a good chunk of this show from the start. They could do another two to three seasons of this and the real fan boys would stick right to it. What pisses me off though the most is the smoke monster, why does he have to be a fucking person now? The numbers was such a big fucking reveal to me… NOT! The creators are not even going to shed any more light on them what bullshit. As for Kate, I would’ve been happy if they killed her off in season 3 or 4. If I had my way, I’d have Ben push her off a cliff and then lie to everyone and say oh she mustive slipped.
As for the ending of this show, I am hearing rumors that the ending (in the spoilor groups) that this show is going to have an epic failure as an ending. Prepare for all the true lost fan boys that will soon flood this message board…
I believe as every episode unfurls the more fanbois will come to this side or really start trolling the site. Just for the simple fact they need to take it out on somebody because the show simply bites the big one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The two obvious endings: Fake Locke gets off the island (ooooooh scary! Now he’s in the real world with the rest of us!), or fake Locke is thwarted and the good guys win (yay! Jack and Kate can live happily ever after!) It’s a lose-lose either way based on what we thought this show was going to be during the first season.
Word, dog! I really enjoyed your post. It was great! Either way, those FANBOYS are going to be posting on the Fuselage about how awesome the ending was. I HATE FANBOYS.
I too really, really, REALLY wanted Kate to die. However, I would’ve preferred if she died in season 2, or the pilot episode.
BTW, a plot development in this episode, that made two previous plot developments illogical:
There are more names in the cave than there were on Jacob’s list in season 2.
Only Locke underwent, and apparently failed the Dalai Lama test as a kid. If the other Losties were candidates too, why did they not undergo the test?
Ben had already joined the others when the nuke went off. Why is he on the mainland now? I actually do believe that this last point will be addressed in the show. I give them that much credit.
They often mentioned that Jack, for example, wasn’t on Jacob’s list. I think Jacob’s list from season 2 had nothing to do with the candidates at all.
Why not??????
Are you an Archie fan?
maybe, maybe not!!!!!
How many names do you post under?
Here it is, Hugo packs this guitar case around with him for god knows how long, and whats in it? I thought it was gonna be Charlie but no its an ankh. And its not just any ankh its a special ankh with a note. Now how the hell did the leader of the other others from another mother know to bust it open? Do the rules go that whenever you see an ankh you break it and look for a note? If thats what Jacob told him to do why didn’t he just relay the message then and there? The best part about it is these bastards know the fanbois are gonna eat this shit up. So there ya go choke on that one for a minute. I figured I better get here early before my evil twin starts trolling again…..
LOL ROFL YOU’RE RIGHT THOSE STUPID FANBOYS
YO LISTEN I WENT TO THE FUSELAGE YESTERDAY AND I POSTED SOMETHING ABOUT HUGO BEING REALLY FAT AND THEY GOT SO MAD AT ME
BUT SERIOUSLY IT IS SO DUMB THAT HE IS STILL FAT. DO YOU AGREE?
His obesity is his problem not mine. I personally have never made a commen that refers to the mans weight…..
right sorry lol i was thinking about mr monkey, he makes fun of hurley’s fatness all the time, lol i just find it funny that he hasnt lost weight and i thought you would agree but i dunno if you nkow mr monkey, he posts here sometimes i like him
I have read many of his posts and if he thinks hurley’s hugeness is comical well, thats his business. As for him still being fat, well if he was in reality on a tropical island having to look out for himself, I am sure he would lose alot of weight…..
i agree with you, of course. this is my main sticking point with the series: hurley’s obesity. it really, really makes me angry…because every time i see him, i snarl in righteous fury and say “damn it, hurley, why are you so fat?”
look, this is a really sensitive subject with me. it just makes me SO ANGRY. and every time i bring it up to a FANBOY, they call me names and tell me i’m a jerk. that’s why i hate FANBOYS so much.
smokie not locke, i really think you’re stupid for not having a problem with hurley’s weight. maybe you should go somewhere else.
Well I have been around long enough to know how a lot of people post so your gonna hafta do better then that!!!!!
how about simply addressing the issue of the illogicality with jacob setting up all this complicated message relayin through timelines instead of simply showing up as a ghost and telling the others³ “Those folks are firends of mine, guys”!
Tiger Woods is pitiful. The poor pathetic bastard fells he needs to apologise for shit that aint nobodys business but him and his familys. He is as disgraceful as LOST has become…..
Filler episode. 30 minutes of the bullshit LAX stories (seriously, what exactly has the alternate time line added to the series? Anyone?), interspersed with Smokie Locke and Blubbering Sawyer walking, falling and talking in very serious and cryptic tones.
Is it possible to have an entire season of filler episodes? Wait…wait…hold it…what am I saying? We’ve had 4 seasons of filler episodes. Worse season to date. One of you ridiculous fanboys try to argue that.
No problem! It’s a good season and they’re not filler episodes, your opinion is completely subjective and there’s clearly no way to argue with you, so there’s really no reason for me to speak in anything other than generalities. Anything else?
Well atleast by ’speaking in nothing other than generalities’ we stick closely to the premise of this show:-)
I don’t think they do that good.
Well… I don’t think it’s filler either. I think that the alternaverse stories are giving the characters the resolution and redemption they failed to get for themselves in the “real” timeline. Like I said before: Locke didn’t get healed but he accepted his handicap and decided to live with it, without blabbering about destiny and yelling “don’t tell me what I can’t do!!!” all the time.
And I guess its a bit early to evaluate if this timeline is pointless or not. If the season ends and the alterna timeline doesn’t have an impact on the other universe or vice versa, then yes, you might say its pointless.
But I’m sure that won’t be the case.
But of course that’s only my opinion – if you don’t like the show, as the poster before me said, I can’t argue with that.
And by the way… the worst season to date was season 5. This season at least has some sort of character driven stories, even if its in an alternate universe.
The problem is nobody cares about the characters any more.
I could careless when Locke died, why would I possibly care if he accepted that he’s crippled?
Who end’s up with who in the end? Who cares? Too many love triangles /quadrangles to give a shit any more. Maybe Jack and Sawyer will go off together and tell Kate to find Vincent….
The reality is the characters suck at this point. The actors don’t even seem to give a crap about them any more. They are basically mailing in their performances.
The only thing anybody cares about are the “mysteries” of the island the “answers”. The problem is there isn’t any answers for these mysteries. There never was. They just throw out meaningless clues to get people to try to figure it all out.
Too true, too true. The thing that made the first two seasons of Lost good was the fine acting and characterizations. By the end of season two all the major characters had gone through a complete story arc (Think of Jin for example- what a great story) showing how the experience of being on the Island had changed them. After that- what’s left but a lot of mental masturbation by the writers?
Thats a very good point! They should never have left the island cause being seperated from their former life gave them the opportunity and the space to develop a new self, to undergo redemption not in the face of karma or similar supernatural esoteric ‘Bullshit’ but in the face of their own opinions about themselves.
All the writers should have done in adition to that mostly well drawn transformations would have been to let them also act like normal, deep, emotional yet intelligent and reasonable human beings while handling the mindblowing mysterys (”How is this possible? We have to do everything to find out! It could be important for whole mankind”) drawing power and motivation for their personal transformations from this great task.
This shows the true most inner problem of this show: The artifical construction of unnecessary antagonism and rivalry between the mysteries and their solutions to be found out and character development, instead of letting them go hand in hand supporting one another and pushing each other forward without flaws in logic, which is of course extremely difficult to do. Therefor LOST can never be ‘the greatest show evah’ as it has not achieved the final mastery of writing, in this case the combining of mystery and characters. That is the biggest shame about LOST since it had had the most ideal starting conditions of all to go for that mastery, a great foundation to start from, true potential to become the ZEN-Master of television. But having managed to create that great startup steering the ship up to Everest’s top was obviously to big a challenge to handle for the writers and the ship stranded in the plaine jungle. And no one can blame them for this. But I do blame them for heinously pretending that they are still in control of the ship with plenty of water beneath the keel just avoiding to admit their failure therefor fooling willingly loads of naive viewers.
How do they do this? They turn their weakness (Failing in combining mysterys and characterization in a logic, realistic therefor far more adventurously thrilling as well as thought provoking way) into a lightning rod atleast blinding the viewer with beautiful bright light everytime it attracts a new flash of failed, incoherent writing as they are not able to avoid its impact anyway.
They emphasize said mystery-character antagonism and sell it as a explicitly wanted main pillar of the show. That way they get rid of the obligation to solve the mysteries as their characters are not under the curse anymore of having the allto human, comprehensible need for inquiries and answers, which is necessary as they don’t have any clue how they can make those myriads of mysteries fit into one logically satisfying construct. By the way, before using the lightning rod as final exit strategy, when they completely didn’t know how to go on, in their despair they obviously tried to play for time by introducing further and further new layers of myteries therefore being able to postpone solution, hence this mess.
Finally the writers promote the thought that everybody who cannot overlook the illogicality in character-mystery relation and criticises them for it, is too dumb, stupid, unintelligent and primitive for character regarding entertainment in general. They promote the impression that depicting understandable and sane behavior confronted with and reactions to such mysteries is somehow betrayal against the purity of real characterdrawing and unworthy of true writing artists.
LOST had the opportunity to reach the top of the maximal possible. All that’s left you could manage to do is to successfully argue that LOST is the top in comparison with other contemporary TV stuff:
1. Good luck with that!
2. This would be nothing but evidence of incapacity for nowadays’ TV.
Noone wants to discredit someone else’s taste. But this is not about taste, it’s about quality. Everyone is entitled to still like LOST, but has altleast to state that he likes it ALTHOUGH it sucks (MORE or less). Redeem yourselves, take the idea of profoundness off LOST’s scale and throw it into the sea of letdown
I think you’re missing the point of this season. ABC and the show-runners know that Lost is not going to do well in syndication. Hour-long dramas NEVER do well in syndication unless they are one-off episodes (like Law & Order) that you can watch casually and have it all tied up at the end. That’s impossible with Lost.
To make the most money with this final season, Lost is doing a lot of relationship drama to bring in the chicks because that’s what the advertisers really like. Look at American Idol. It’s still huge, and it’s not getting those numbers because millions and millions of guys are worried about who’s gonna make it to the end. It’s all about the chicks. And chicks like relationship dramas. And that’s what Lost has become—with a little sci-fi thrown in. Locke and his wife, Jack and Kate, Sawyer and Juliet, Jin and Sun—I could give two shits about their problems. And the advertisers could give two shits about me because I’m not going to go out and buy their ultra-advanced Clairol shampoo. But ABC wants to make money, and so do the show-runners, so we get to see Sawyer crying on the pier like a little pussy.
When it’s all over, you can throw Lost on the same pile as Twin Peaks and chalk it up as great concepts that went on too long.
I must agree, Twin Peaks started out huge and then after awhile, just like LOST It started to suck and got all pussyfied. One of my favorite old shows was Northern Exposure. Not sci-fi but was still a pretty good show.
I also agree.
iF i WAS sAWYER i WOULD HAVE STARTED SHAKIN MY ASS WHEN i GOT IN THE CAVE. I see you baby……….SHAKIN DAT ASS
SHAKE THAT ASS, SAWYER. DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS ASS.
First off, kind of embarrassed to still be thinking about “the ending”, but this site makes such thought rewarding!
Could they still pull off and ending that explains all? YES. But it does mean they’d have to go with one of those dream/virtual reality/dark city/matrix/alternate reality thing because whatever the answer is, it has to disregard all known laws of physics. It has to be possible for the same location to be both 1 hours walking distance AND 1 days walking distance to the beach, depending on story needs. It requires that an island disappearing from the ocean leave a tiny ripple and no tsunami. It must explain why a handful of soldiers brought an atom bomb to an island and put it on a 10 foot tall “tower”.
All the time travel, disease and parallel universes aside, it was the basic idiocy of the jungle treks, bump intos, day for night for night for day, and the “no time to explains” that made it unwatchable.
I think a poster at The Fuselage has a good angle. Everything BUT the “alt timeline” is the time bubble of unreal events. YES, DEMON AND CURSE SAW DONNIE DARKO. what we’ve sufferred through for 5 seasons is the Donnie Darko-style alternate universe. The real world story is, plane flies uneventfully. But in a – what did Kelly call them, “pocket universe” – the plane crashes and the attempts to go back in time and the atom bomb they set off is the loop.
As in DD, if the pocket universe is not destroyed – by returning the artifact to the real timeline – all universes are destroyed.
If it’s NOT Donnie Darko, it probably is the simplst, lamest answer of all. The alt timeline will eventually showcase a Heroes-like catastrophe, one which in order to prevent, alt timeline Losties must go back-back to the island and die.
Or a wizard did it.
A wizard did it.
No seriously, I think you’re right. It’s Donnie Darko. But you know, I wouldn’t actually mind that.
I think you’re pretty much right on. I think it’s pretty clear that this will be another “WE HAVE TO BACK!” season – they’ve said already that the Smoke Monster is “recruiting” and in the final scene it was evident that the storyline this season will revolve around the Smoke Monster having to round up the “candidates” and convince them to leave so he can leave the island. Much like his alter efo – the real John Locke – had to do with the Oceanic six earlier to get them to go back to the fucking island.
I think if you were to remove all the redundant plot lines and replayed scenes, there would be about 90 minutes of original LOST content.
Donnie Darko actually made sense?
FUCK YOU, FANBOY.
you know, I could say that “yes, it does mostly make sense if you look at it from the right angle” – but by the logics of this forum I would be a screaming fanboy then who should go back to his donnie darko fansites, so… I guess if you would accept it to make sense and are not a raging donnie darko hater, then… yes it does. kind of.
Don’t be ashamed, I love Donnie Darko. Whatever you think of its logic, or whether or not it is really sci-fi; you can’t deny it’s an interesting film. Hell, I even liked Southland Tales just because it had the balls to be as fucking weird as it wanted to be.
Dude, I was just joking.
I love Donnie Darko, too, and I know lots and lots of people who like the movie as well.
But being a LOST fan on a haters site I guess I better play safe
Back in the day (God, that sounds retarded…) we warmly embraced Lost fans as long as they were willing to keep an open mind. We all for the most part, started out as fans ourselves. That was what set this site apart from other bash-fests you find on the net.
As you may have noticed, those days are, unfortunately, long gone.
Donnie Darko doesn’t make “sense” per se, not without alternate dimensions, string theory, blah blah. But the online material (another thing Lost seems to have imitated) went a long way to explain things, due to fake newspaper articles about “artifacts”, dissertations on how the pocket universes behave, how ceratin inhabitants of the pocket universe would have special abilities – and other items – some of which made their way into the director’s cut.
I’ve complained when Lost inserted “important” plot material into web sites or games i will never visit. With DD it was finite, though, soi it never reached the point of annoyance. DD was less than 2 hours; Lost has been going on, for what – 80, 90 hours?
yeah, Lost has not a shred of original thought in it; it’s cobbled together from bits of better attempts at inscrutable puzzles. Land of the Lost, Donnie Darko, Memento, The Limey, – all the way back in season one, they did a complete ripoff of Freidken’s “Sorcerer” re the dynamite-drips-nitro scene. Curse and Demon have all the creative skills of a xerox copier.
You forgot the wizard of OZ. I think Jack will click his heals together three times and poof everybodys home back in Kansas living happily ever after. OK people thats a wrap. Get your shit and get outta here!!!!!
You also forgot the entire Star Trek universe. Without TNG, Voyager, etc., all that time travel crap from laat season never would’ve happened.
Isn’t it weird how the resident troll here gets a lot of insults thrown his/her way but for some reason gets upset at fat jokes? methinks this troll here got teased as a child for being a fat kid and each hurley joke brings that pain back.
You may be on to something there… Anything is possible in this show!!!!!
It would certainly appear that no one gives a shit what you think.
You do. Or you wouldn’t have posted a reply.
I’M BACK BABY!!! Having caught up on the last 2 seasons of Lost thanks to the magic of DVD and watched the three episodes so far this season; I can now say without the slightest doubt: THE WRITERS HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS SHIT UP AS THEY GO ALONG. This final season seems to have its story more dictated by actor availability than plot demands (how convenient Maggie Grace’s character decided not to come back with her bro in the new time line). So basically they have ripped off the tangential universe idea from Donnie Darko and their idea of “no more questions” is a bunch more questions… It’s going to be a LONG season kiddies!
There’s no way in hell I believe that this is the real Nico posting.
I assure you, it’s the real me. I was just perusing my wonderful critique of the “ping-pong” episode from a few years back. I had a good laugh and couldn’t help but think I could’ve done a better job. Besides, people think twice about cloning a name as tough as Nico Toscani…
Hey Troll (if you are the real Troll and not the fake Troll — if you’re the fake Troll then please disregard this entire message as it doesn’t apply to you), I wanted to offer you my sincere thanks for breathing some much needed life, energy, and trenchant irony into this website (What does ‘trenchant’ mean? Vigorously effective and sharply insightful — props to the free online Thesaurus that I often consult when writing posts here to make myself appear erudite and intellectual when, in actuality, I have shit for brains)!!
Solely because of you blessed Troll (and really the fake Troll adds something too admittedly), I will now become a regular poster on this site again. In fact, I am completely gripped by the whole Troll vs. Fake Troll saga even more so than I am by any of the numerous mysteries on “Lost”. You know Troll, you might even have a possible idea for your own television show there — “Troll Versus Fake Troll” or something like that. I’m not sure exactly what the details of your new Troll TV program would be, but something involving a Troll would have a good chance to be a smash hit!
Mr. Troll, I just wanted to let you know that your work here is truly appreciated. You have certainly caused me to question my own assumed brilliance; we all need a Troll in our lives to help us be humble and not be pompous jerks. I know I will never watch “Lost” quite the same way again.
I was initially planning on unmasking myself after the series finale, but I may just fade into the shadows now that Nico Toscani has unexpectedly returned (though I’m still not entirely sure that it’s him, but his love of Donnie Darko is starting to convince me).
Welcome back bro!
Glad to have you back brotha!
The writers have stated that certain things would not be part of the show’s elements and then it ended up being so, correct? Time travel being the big one. They’ve said also that there is not really a biblical angle, haven’t they?
Perhaps that kid is ‘God’ and Slocke is Lucifer, the island IS hell, and Jacob is an opposing angel (or maybe a Christ figure).
I know those theories have been floated around before but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were true, and plus it would play to the meat and potatos of Nielson ratings, Middle America.
That shit would be one of the biggest let-downs I could imagine.
I know I started getting suspicious of this show the moment the numbers were introduced. I still thought it was great, so my doubts were washed away by everything else that was still so good about the show at the time. The numbers, though, introduced an element of mysticism that bugged me, and it was something that I thought couldn’t be explained away in conventional terms in the long run, because they came into play in so many disparate ways, and if they weren’t coincidences, then it had to be been controlled by, for lack of a better term, some sort of ‘magic’.
Yes, despite the writers constant claims that Lost is some sort of hard sci-fi show all the “magical” or “mystical” plot devices say otherwise.
Remember when Locke’s dad told him “were all in hell, how else can you explain it.” So just maybe they were giving away the show right there and nobody realised it because D & C said it wasn’t so. They would never lie to us would they?????
By the way, I happened to catch Silver Bullet a couple of weeks ago on cable. Appearing as the town sheriff is a relatively young Terry O’Quinn. He looks A LOT more intimidating with the shaved head and an extra 20 lbs on him.
These Fanboi’s and Fanboi haters cra-ack me up. They discuss LOST in a very serious gay manner like its a great intellectual pursuit. Such as, ” Oh, the writers said this and JJ Abrams Bowled a 280 and have you considered the “Magical” elements Monty, I don’t Hank, I was one the Fuselage and they think Sawyer is ass wanking King King, but they are all fat fanboi retarded troll lover/haters butt since Kate has gotten botox in her ass cheeks Jack is starting to act like Michael J. Fox in Donnie Darko does BLack To The Future, OBAMA.
By the way the explanation that destroying the hatch from being built makes everything go away is meaningless.
Does that mean that Jacob who has been pushing the original surivors all their life, was just relying on Desmond to cause them to crash on the island. I am sure he would have had lot of ways to make them come to the island.
The entire season 5 with the physicist Daniel was just made up and when they couldn’t stand the absurdity themselves, Daniel was killed off.
You know, while I DID like that MIB and Sawyer communicated while in that cave (they seem to be the only two characters left I can stomach), you gotta admit the whole “writing names on a cave wall” angle is stupid.
Jacob lives in that foot, which I presume is a VERY long hike from that cave. So, everytime a candidate dies, it’s gotta be an inconvenience for Jacob, who was stupid enough not to keep their names on a piece of paper, or at the very least, one of those old Dharma-charged WANG computers, to have to hike all the way to that cliff, climb down that rickety rope ladder, enter the cave, and cross out a name off the wall. And, now that he’s dead, I’m sure he’ll appear to Hurley and have him cross the names out for him. I mean, let’s face it: Hurley could use the hike. That sucker needs to lose a deuce or two.
God help him when he climbs down that ladder because the first steps a doosie!!!!!!!!
Or, watch it be MORE misdirection; MIB actually inhabits that cave, and is using those names to con James. Either it’s stupid, or it’s pointless. Almost five episodes in and they haven’t moved forward AT ALL.
but mayby jacob didn’t have to hike, as he seems to besupernatural himself, shown to us during his help-me invisibility performance on locke first time on cabin-stage. But then: how could he been killed like an ordinary human?
And with smokie turning out to be an intelligent and godly entity, its pretty amazing that such a higher being plays along being used by ben as a dumb security tool doing simple minded dirty work like cleaning streets of dharmaville from mercenaries on command. I’d say he’s a bit overqualified.
And how could it be that smokie in the form of christian was able to reside together with ‘claire the infected’ in jacobs cabin WITHIN the magical dust ban circle?
“No more questions!!” But it’s only a question when there’s an answer to it, hehe!
o.k. I know it’s about a previous episode. But, let’s think about that: we have a bunch of people, led by Ilana, who are supposed to be Jacob’s bodyguards, and they came to save him from the smoke monster, so clearly they received instructions from the big J.
But somehow they don’t know that shooting Smokie isn’t going to do much harm and actually might make him angry, even though they possessed (at least Ilana does) the less exigent information that Smokie is stuck looking as Locke, and they also know that creating a circle out of ash around themselves can keep him away (which proved useless since he can hurl things at them). Actually it was Richard who had to tell Ilana not to shoot smokie while she was visibly eager to do so.
So, did Jacob tell Richard about the futility of shooting smokie but forgot to tell his own bodyguards?! Now, Richard might have learned that from experience, but since he thinks that Smokie wants to kill everybody, he must have gotten some information from Jacob (so Jacob told him that but didn’t tell him not to shoot Smokie…)
Jacob deserves to die for being that obtuse.
Another thing, before the island moved the Others clearly knew how to get off and to the island, do they still know how to do that now? And if not why? And if yes then those bodyguards need not have boarded the plane. That raises another question: Did Jacob know how to leave and return to the island after it had moved? Apparently he did since he met with Hugo and not as an apparition since he gave Hugo the ankh. So if he knew how to leave and return to the island, why not tell his bodyguards how to do that, or better still tell the oceanic six? …But I guess Jacob is a “magical” being so he can just teleport or some arbitrary shit like that.
I think that a lot of bizarre actions taken by some people will be explained away by the Lostoholics by saying “these are the RULES”. and rules should never be questioned.
and regarding the lostoholics here, I hope that we’ll all
See Pest Out.
Clearly you have put a lot of thought into this. Are all gays like that or just you?
The sad thing is that one doesn’t have to put a lot of thought into this to come to those conclusions as all those inconsistencies Jelson pointed out are extremely obvious but still people expect a world-formula designed brilliantly by the writers behind LOST.
Man, I’m getting some weird scrolling effects on this site right now… Anyway, what’s up with all the cloning/trolling/name stealing? That is a major breach of etiquette and Tyler should be giving these bitches the smack down. I AM the real Nico, if Tyler would like to grace us with his presence he can confirm musty old AOL email account I use to log in as the original.
I’m pretty sure you are the real deal, but I’ll wait for Tyler to confirm.
As for the name cloning thing, I can personally say that I’ve never trolled any of the old-school regulars. Some shit is sacred. I troll assholes, because they are assholes. I think Tyler secretly thinks it’s hilarious. I also think he secretly knows my true identity, because I’m stunned that he hasn’t banned me yet.
Well, once the season ends I think you should do a dramatic unmasking. It’ll be more terrifying than Phantom of the Opera.
That reveal will be just as anticlimactic as the Lost finale. I already know who he is, and anybody who wants to find out who he is just needs to go back a couple of years and read some of the threads. You remember two years ago don’t you troll? That was back when you still had the balls to post under your original handle.
And yeah, Tyler could shitlist your IP and whatever proxies you come back under, but it looks like he’s pretty much checked out and is keeping this place open only out of a sense of obligation to see Lost through to the bitter end. Your constant trolling might make him an extra two cents a month, so he’s probably happy about that.
Finally, your affection for Nico is really quite touching. And gay. Hope your creepy man-crush doesn’t scare him off again.
If you (gasp!) know my true identity, then it doesn’t really matter if I post as Troll, you, Tyler or anyone else, does it? Besides, I’m reasonably sure that if I keep this up, I can make either you or Mr. Monkey literally start crying.
And yes, I remember two years ago. You were an asshole then, and you remain an asshole now.
As for Nico, I’m pretty sure he can speak for himself, as I note he did at the bottom of this page. If I’m friendly toward Nico, it’s because he demonstrated himself to not be an ignorant, close-minded fuckwit from the very start. I’m personally glad he’s back, and I’m sure other people are too.
You’re right. I doesn’t matter to me who you post as. I’m just saying that you used to have balls, and now you don’t. You’re a chickenshit. I’ve never changed my handle because I don’t care what people think about me or my posts. I’m still a big fat target, and you take the bait every time.
But you’re a chickenshit. You hide under multiple names, and all you do is post contrarian shit. You used to have the courage of your convictions, but now you don’t. Too bad.
And by the way, have you even read Nico’s posts? When he complains about people trolling and cloning others’ names, he’s not talking about me, he’s talking about you. This is the guy you have a man-crush on, and he’s telling you that you’re a loser. Try not to cry too hard into your pillow tonight.
Later, chickenshit.
make me literally start crying? Good one. The truth is this site means more to you than it does to the regulars here. The regulars here just post a few times about the episode that just aired, but you on the other hand spend entire days just posting your replies to every single comment with your lame, unfunny internet lingo.
Face it you are nothing more than this site’s little bitch and baiting you is simple.
At least other trolls in the past could actually make arguments to defend the show, while you on the other hand have nothing intelligent to add.
And like the little bitch you are you will be back tonight for more punishment.
My poor little chickenshit. Your argument would have more merit if you weren’t constantly stealing my handle (the very definition of an obsession) and posting lame shit.
Later, chickenshit.
This thread has gotten so long that my computer can’t scroll the top or bottom anymore. It keeps losing bits and pieces and spreading them about the page. I can’t even see what I’m typing right now, so forgive any errors.
Next week on LOST:
Kate is pregnant. Kate goes on a search through the jungle to find out who the daddy could be. She falls deep down into a hole. In this hole there is a baby crib, and baby toys. She looks up and there are Jack and sawyers name’s craved into the wall. A ghostly fiqure of a man tells her she has a long journey ahead of her if she wants to find out who the daddy is.
Meanwhile on the rest of the island. Hugo yet again finds another food stash in a station, but this time there’s a scale. When he tries to get on it, it starts flashing “system failure”. Charlie’s ghost apears and says “when ya gonna learn fat ass?!”
Last but not least, we now know what the darkness is in Sayid. He’s part of a teorrist group ploting to slam a plane into the statue…
Not bad, I liked the part about the statue. Asfor Kate her journey will wind her Jack and Sawer on the Maurey show doing DNA tests. Then right before Maurey says “_______ your not the father” the TV goes all snowy and we never find out nothing. WOW, sounds just like something LOST would do!!!!!
Thats a sticky wicket.
If there are regulars here that are sick of scrolling through endless childish posts from trolls then they should sign up at:
lostsucks.proboards.com
I don’t mean to take away from the traffic on this site but some mental midgets are ruining it for the rest of us. If trolls do sign up there then the banhammer will be out in full force.
An excerpt from this stunning site is below. LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE GOT SOME COMPETITION, TYLER!
From the synopsis this one looks like it will be a Hurley + Jack episode. Lookout for more jungle treks, new mysteries and of course unfunny comedic moments between Fatley and Jin. I can imagine it now….
Hurley: “Dude”
Jin: “wha?”
Hurley: “dude”
Jin: “doo-ood?”
(both laughing)”
Some pretty thoughtful commentary here. Looks like you’ve got your work cut out for you there, Hank!
squeal! there’s a topic thread dedicated to hurley’s weight! i’m glad you’re really blazing some new trails here, hank!
I would sooner slam my balls in a car door than jump ship on this site again.
It is kind of intense here. Hank should run away.
It seems to me that its kind of late to start a new site. I will check it out though. Still this should have been gone a couple of seasons ago…..
That should have been done not gone. Sometimes I even amaze myself…..
i checked it out… sorry bro your site sucks. i think i’ll deal with the posts that don’t have anything to do with lost, and stay here
If you play the third segment of the third show of the third season backwards it explains the concept behind the entire show.
I finally saw somebody troll my name in this very thread. Tyler, that is WRONG. I am going to run right over to the new Lost Sucks site that was apparently created two days ago and has no comments yet. Seriously, you need to make these long pages break at some point. I can’t read the top or bottom of the page anymore because they break up. Could you make multiple pages for each individual topic after a few hundred posts or would it be a total bitch? Just askin’…
Where’s this new Lost Sucks site you speak of?
This site is like an old car with one headlight, held together with duct tape, and rusted out floor that you can see the road going by in spots. We are riding it into the ground until it falls apart, as is. I just hope it makes it until the end.
Its one of them things wjere you just gotta have faith…..
Well I checked out the new site. Looks all brand new. Looks like you won’t have to scroll to find new posts. Pretty nice. I still say though that its awful late to start a new site like that. Not enough episodes left as I see it, and besides it looks like them fanbois sites do. I have grown accustomed to this place and call it home…..
I am not changing LOSTsux websites for the same reason I don’t change Banks. I don’t want to learn to hate an entirely new group of people.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUNNY SHIT!!!
thank you for showing us how a real joke is to be told !!!!!!
we only know how to tell hurly is fat jokes
He actually has a “fanboy encounters” thread. What a douche. Say what you will about the sites frequented by Lost fans, but even they aren’t arrogant enough to have a “hater encounters” thread.
Where is said new site?
I wouldn’t accuse any of the old posters of having “man crushes” on each other. This place used to be like a real community of sorts, which is what I liked about it. I don’t mind ball breaking of course. I kind odf thrive on it to tell you the truth.
Perfectly said! you always say those beautiful things! I love reading your posts and I love you for explaining it’s not a man crush. I really really love you for that. I love everybody here for that. really reallly love them.
(not a troll just being silly)
Did anyone watch The Cleveland Show?
Cleveland said he had to go back to the island followed by the 3D text “CLEVELAND” zooming through the camera.
The site
lostsucks.proboards.com
Looks o.k. but a bit too late in the game no? is he thinking that the end will suck so much [no argument here] that he’ll got visitors for at least a year? or maybe he’s just fed up with the trolls?
anyways thanks;
It would be kind of funny if only fanbois joined that dudes site!!!!!
Looks interesting and I might check it out but does seem late to start something new/
Thanks. I’ve posted a thread there.
“Jacob has a thing for numbers”
I’ll wager that’s gonna be the end of the ‘explanation’ of the numbers. Just like “turn a donkey wheel” is the answer to: How do you move an island?
Lot’s of hard work went in to those explanations.
Kinda liked the metaphore of the cave. “Can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground” has been said quite a few times about the LOST creative team. So where does it look like they’re pulling these answers from?
First Mrs Lmeister, then Nico? Man, before you know it Turkey will be back (or am I to assume Turkey is the Troll?) Either way, I am and always have been Preevyet and don’t know if anyone has bothered to troll my name, it’s a free world and all Nico or Mrs has to do is e-mail me for verification. Well, on to this episode. I missed last week’s initially, went on an ill-fated trip to Souther California and a 3 day trip turned into 5 (what happens when flurries his Atlanta? Answer, IT CLOSES DOWN THE ENTIRE SYSTEM!). Anyway, I digress. The Kate episode was shit, as per the usual. This episode wasn’t bad, but they’ve started a new timeline so what do I care that Locke through fate, runs into Ben again. Or Claire runs into Ethan. What happens to the people still on the island is the deal and they can only trek through so many jungles, cock so many guns, and stare blankly before they actually have to write something to explain it. But they won’t, the solution will be to gloss it over, let the originals fade as the new “present” becomes the reality. Like it never happened. If only I could get those hours of my life wasted back.
Welcome back Nico, hope your e-mail still works I dropped you a note from my hotmail. Can’t wait for another steaming pile of Lost tomorrow.
CPT Preevyet on duty in Georgia
Turkey doesn’t really strike me as the trolling type.
Well I guess I better put on some pants…
Got your email. Hope you got mine too. Glad to have you back! I was wondering if Troll was Johnny Truant, but who knows?
Got it, and agreed. I haven’t perused at all the embarrassing posts I have made in past years but glad to see some old friends pop back up. I tried going to Dharmasecrets dot com but got ill with the fanboy gushing about how great the show has become. This show really should be taken as 5 or 6 distinct parts, and maybe they can have a spinoff someday explaining all the crap they didn’t or won’t explain at the end. My short list of what will get forgotten:
- Why Hurley and Libby were in the mental institution
- What are the “others” and why are they there? Does anyone remember years back (Forget the season) where they found their fake beards and stuff, meaning these “others” are different than the Richard Alpert others.
- What were they doing experimenting with pregnancies and why was Julia there?
- Why was there a polar bear on the island (I know, partially explained but not really well IMHO)
Anyway, I have more just can’t think of them right now. I think the numbers explanation is BS, BTW. Also, if you haven’t seen it, Entertainment Weekly has a good Lost article this week, one thing I didn’t realize is Sayid was traveling on an Iranian Passport but it was the same one he used in S1.
Keep hoping the others come back (not hiding behind Troll names), have seen Laurent but never sure if it’s really him.
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Saw tomorrow’s promo a few minutes ago, saying that tomorrow night’s episode will have the World Watching and Questions Will be Over.
Meaning, as usual- bad, boring, bullcrap, cop-out, cliched, rip-off, writing.
Can Lost seriously have fans who still take it seriously?
Come on you bullshitters, you’re pulling our legs.
You know Lost has been an ABC prime time sitcom for a long time now, just like the rest of us.
The countdown to suckage has begun in earnest. I’ve got my six pack of Anchor Steam and my cheese doodles all ready to go! I can’t wait to see how many questions they answer this week! My only fear is that my eyeballs will LITERALLY pop out of my head from rolling them so much.
Right there with ya but I’m going to be drinking coffee so I don’t fall asleep.
‘Lost’ is about as stimulating at Thorazine.
I saw the promo for tonight’s episode. I am astonished that the skinny, little broads in the show are able to man-handle grown men, some of whom are quite burly.
Looks like Claire whoops the brother like he’s a little punk which could totally happen in real life right?
Boom! Lost!
Yeah, that Kate in particular is 95 lbs (soaking wet) of pure fighting ferocity. Never mind the fact I could kill her by sitting on her… Or blowing on her too hard.
PS) Did anybody else notice one of the Others in none other than Mac from It’s Always Sunny In Philidelphia? Now that’s a graet show!
Indeed. Apparently he’s a fan of Lost and therefore got the part. Until season 6, the producers of Lost claimed that Aldo, his character, had died.
You wanna know why LOST sucks, plain and simple? Here’s tonight’s episode description from Uverse.
“Hurley tries to get Jack to accompany him on a mission, but his efforts are hindered by the fact that he can’t tell jack what the mission is really for; Jin happens to stumble across an old friend while making his way across the island.”
If that isn’t a snapshot of every friggin episode since season 2 began, I don’t know what is. X asks Y to do Z but won’t tell him why; A runs into B while walking across island.
Well I for one am glad they have been saving this “good stuff” for the final season. What, 8 episodes to go? Can’t die soon enough.
How does anyone defend this steaming pile of feces??
So true, any character that wishes to find any other character, from any point in time, should simply start walking around in the Islands jungle. That is one busy freakin jungle.
I know your question is rhetorical, but some dumbass will defend it. What’s going on now has little to do with what happened in season 1.
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What’s rediculous after further thinking about this episode is that at one time Smokie was definitely presented as some sort of semi-sentient judicial minded entity or “security system” (as Danielle put it) and could even be summoned like “a semi-reliable leashed pitbull” (as Darlton put it) by Ben to kill the soldiers in S4 but is now not an “it” but a who, an actual person/”god” with a fully thinking free mind of his own who can turn into smoke. The writers do some heavy “revising” of their own “arc” yet again.