Episode 12: Everybody loves Hugo
Yes they do
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Finally! What happened Tyler? Were U in the other universe?
That doesn’t matter right now
Loooooooool
and 3 minutes later…
OMG she exploded just as she was gonna reveal what would happen if MIB left the Island… That’s so unlucky :p
they really need to end this fast !
You’re the smoke monster. You can turn into a pillar of black smoke and pick people up and throw them into things until they are dead. You are alone in the jungle with Desmond, whom your enemy Charles Widmore brought to the island for what must be a very good reason. Naturally your response is to kill Desmond. What do you do?
A: Turn into smoke monster and pummel the shit out of him until he’s dead
B: Push him down a well, turn into smoke monster to go down the well and make sure he died in the fall, and in case he’s still alive pummel the shit out of him until he’s really dead
C: Push him down the well and walk away because there’s no way he survived that fall, right?
D: I’m sorry, I don’t have time to answer that question right now
Umm its actually push him down a well thats supposedly full of electromagnetic effects
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A well that was built after the invention of the compass, but before the invention of the shovel.
Clearly a magical well.
Ya I picked up on that too. When he said the well was made by hand, did he mean that literally? I was unaware that the compass predated the shovel.
The way I see it, it had to be literal, as the mere fact they didn’t use some kind of “advanced” power tools to dig that well wouldn’t necessarily make it “very old”…
Hehe that’s what I thought too.
All’s WELL that ends WELL !
Same as the Smokielockenessmonster back to the future well?
Nothing makes me want to go eat some fast food more than an incredibly obese spokesperson.
That’s what I used to love about Grimace… Poor, poor Grimace…
What’s with that big ring of fat around his neck? Foreskin?
The man needs a neck circumcision.
ROFL
Bar Fatsvah
why lost sucks in e12:
1. The writers planned to use the Black Rock as a place to kill people. Whenever they want to kill a character, just say the character go to the Black Rock to get a dynamite….Boom!
2. Thanks for the writers brilliant mind to tell me that the whisper is the sound of the dead. Which has completely nothing to do with the story line.
OMFG the whispers are the dead people stuck in the island
…It’s all magic!
Where are the ghostbusters when you need them :-p.
I guess those flashes in the sky are what happens when you cross the streams.
So MIB is Gozer? I would’ve thought Hurley would’ve chosen him to come back as Mr. Stay Puft.
I wonder if they even have there phone number? Because who ya gonna call?????
I’m literally so retarded from watching this show, that I don’t know whether the explanation for the whispers is good or bad. It’s like I’m perpetually high.
Or comfortably numb…..
I want to get an answer. But a lame answer like that? why do they even start to film? the writers are just suckers.
Re: whispers, boy oh boy if I was one of the team of fans who have spent SIX YEARS recording and re-recording all the whispers to try and decipher them I would be just THRILLED at this point.
That kind of cruel treatment of the fanbois is what pisses me off. Leading people on to act out that sort of obsession is twisted. That’s not an ARG, that’s just fucking with the weak minded.
Another episode where the altverse is all about “love.” I start to turn the channel whenever something in the altverse happens. I just don’t f’n care at all. The on-island gave us a few answers, albeit they are long overdue. I just don’t f’n care what the whispers are anymore, I’m just glad I don’t have to bitch about not knowing what they are.
They’re the dead people who can’t leave! So?!? Why did you keep that a secret so long? It literally doesn’t matter in the overall end game!
i agree, although desmond trying to kill locke in the altverse is something i did not see coming…
That’s because Locke must go to the hospital, and there is a saying: all the roads lead to Jack-ass
Lost Lady, I think it is safe to say that you didn’t see it coming, because it made no sense at all. You probably wouldn’t see it coming if Ben ended up in bed with Sawyer, or if Charlotte turned into a giant scorpion either. At this point, I would say neither of those options are off the table.
Don’t forget running over a poor man in a wheelchair. Poor Alt Locke, he derserve some happiness.
This episode was a train wreck. From Ilana pointless death to Desmond falling down a well. This episode was over the top, i couldn’t stop laughing in disbelief.
The alt verse storyline, reminded me how bitter I was that they killed off Libby, without giving her a centric episode. The romance was too little too late. Four season later, I could less about Libby and Hurley being togeather.
Look on good side, lost continues its traditions of introducing new characters and then killing them off. Now if they can blow up that stupid Tina Fey look alike, i will be happy with this stupid show.
Yup, Hurley actually looks like he’s going toeather
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Think thats funny eh? I also caught that and thought it was funny too…..
Hugo’s kiss is so POWERFUL!
Yeah I find it hilarious that they weave the love theory between Hugo and his blonde cohort into the show. After all, they have not even gone on a date. They haven’t even had sex yet! Do you think blondie is gonna continue to “love” Hugo the fat hairy chicken loving beast when she sees his fat ass on top of her thrusting away. If she dosen’t die of asphysphixiation (spelling?) the heart attack alone will kill her. Or how about after walking into the crapper right after Huge-Oh has taken fried chicken induced paint peeling monster dump? Do you think she is gonna hang around much after that? Me thinks its straight back to the looney bin for her just to get some fresh air.
She will running nher ass ass off right the fuck back… HAHA
remember a few episodes when Jacob sent Jack and Hurley on a mission to get them far away from the Temple because “someone bad was coming?”
And Hurley leads them right to him?
Good thinking, Hugo.
Sorry, one of the prerequisites of watching Lost: long term memory impairments
BOOM
AMNESIA
I tuned out of the last 15 minutes so i don’t know how tonight’s POS ended but here is what i thought of what i saw tonight…
Nothing beats an episode full of Hurley eating himself out of depression.
Oh look daddy chang is the dude handing out the award.
Desmond just happens to be in the same fast food place. Do they live in a town where the population is 50?
So they build up Ilana like she is something important to the story, especially relating to Jacob, and then they just blow her up like a red shirt? Yup these writers are seriously retarded. “the island had no use for her” ARRGHH! STFU with that BS already.
Never gave a shit about Libby before, don’t know either.
The talk of the plane again reminded me how lame smokie is. This big bad evil thing can’t get off the island on it’s own power.
excuse me i need to club some meerkats….
Not only did he just happen to be in the same fast food place, but he happened to be peeping at the same beach.
Also, I like how the purgatory ghosts are constantly whispering, but they can’t even communicate with one another. “If you ever see Libby, tell her I’m sorry.”
Take a look at my post. Those weren’t meant to be coincidences. If you recall, at the end of last week Desmond was going to try and make contact with the other plane passengers.
I know that, I watched that episode as well. But was it really necessary for him to just sit in his car, waiting for Hurley and Libby to kiss?
He’s stalking people now.
A man wearing a kilt, parked in an expensive car, watching school kids. Gets spooked by Ben. Zooms away and runs down guy in wheelchair.
Scottish people are strange.
Desmond = Grant Morrison of LOST.
Most normal men drown out their sorrow over a bottle of whatever. Hugo lives up to his rotund appearance by doing so over a bucket of his own product. Yum!
I must applaud alt-Desmond for putting a closure on an important issue that we’ve been waiting an answer on- pricks do drive BMW’s.
P.S.
It’s been brought up countless times before but it doesn’t hurt to point out once more: So much for every answer having a logical, scientific explanation. Pfffft.
Comfort eating is actually not unheard of.
Sawyer in a state of depression: “Whiskey…Leave the bottle”
Hugo in a state of depression: “Bucket…Family size”
Big Lost reveal #45
The fat used to deepfry the chicken comes from Hurley…
“bucket of his own product”
Spunk bucket?
They do drive BMW’s, but only when the Benz takes the ultimate car wash!
First, some corrections to the above posts if I may: Desmond wasn’t trying to kill Locke, just to “open his eyes” to the a-universe through a traumatic experience (though why a kiss worked for Hugo goes against what Charlie told Desmond in the last episode). Also, Desmond went looking for Hurley. It wasn’t a coincidence he ran into him. Satisfied that Hugo was on the right path to “enlightenment” he went on, flight manifest no doubt in hand. Thirdly, I’m guessing Smoked Locke (mmm… w/bagels and creme cheese) can’t kill Desmond due to some kind of lame rule that he’s somehow protected. Sorry, just don’t want the fan-boys/girls saying we weren’t even paying attention (which we really weren’t anyway, but…).
NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW: “AAAARRRNNNNTTZZZZ!!!” *KABLOOEY!* Er, I mean… “IIIILLLLLAAAANNNNAAAA!!!! *KABLOOELY!” Now, where did I see that before?
Lots of jungle trekking, lots of shots of Locke playing with a knife. Lots of gun cocking and pointless bickering. People splitting into factions AGAIN. More jokes about Hurley REALLY liking fried chicken. Another character ACTUALLY saying the words: “…we don’t have time for that now”. Hugo brilliantly bringing Smoked Locke not only the other candidates but a bona-fide pilot to boot. More sappy “soul mate” bullshit. Another quasi-religious/metaphysical “answer” to a question nobody cares about anymore (ooh, the whispers are the souls of those who can’t move on after death… somebody call that snaggle-tooth Patricia Arquette) Me doubting my sanity for continuing to watch this drivel… I think you get the point.
Two final thoughts for this weeks post: Cynthia Watros looks BEAT. The only place I’ve seen bigger crow’s feet is on actual crows. On the flip side of that coin, even a 400 pound man looks pretty damn good in a well tailored suit.
BOOM!
pointless
Libby and Penny look like they’ve aged significantly since last we saw them. They really need to hit up Botox’s botox dealer.
Yes, and with Dr. Botox herself having lived among them you’d think they would have done something about it.
Here’s Libby lookin like trash
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Nico you got me thinking. We all bitch about the lack of answers, and rightfully so. But now that we have one, I’m scratching my head wondering if the answer was really worth it. The whispers wasn’t only a lame answer, it was delivered in such a lame way. Instead of having Hurley walk around some vine to Michael who was of course just standing there to tell Hurley what the whispers were, why couldn’t they have had an episode like this….
Since Hurley can see dead people, have Michael appear to Hurley with a request. “You have to help us out.” This request if of course vague and mysterious, but it leads to a logical ending. Now in Hurley’s quest to “help” out Michael and the other ghosts, we discover the whispers are ghosts who are trapped on the island until a candidate to replace Jacob can be found. This scene could mirror Sayid’s season 1 scene where he hears whispers in the jungle after escaping Rousseau. Hurley could go alone, thus adding suspense of being in a dark forest by yourself. He also could have run into Libby’s ghost to add to the altverse story. Anyway, have Hurley follow Michael’s vague directions to go to some magical cave (or whatever new place the writers need to dream up) and have him begin the process of finding the candidate to replace Jacob. This story would do a few things.
1) It would begin to decide which candidate is chosen
2) It would show NOT tell us the whispers are ghosts of people who died on the island
3) It would complicate Jacob’s character a bit more. “Why would he keep dead people’s ghosts on the island?”
4) It would be a rational way for Hurley to try and make sense of all the apparitions he’s been seeing since he returned
5) It would give an excuse for Jack/etc to find Locke. They are looking for Hurley and accidently run into Locke’s camp and are taken captive. Jack just following Hurley to go and “talk” to Locke was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a Lost character do, ever.
So what if I don’t know the reason WHY a candidate must be chosen before the ghosts are free to “leave.” I’ll make one up when I need to. That’s what the LOST writers do. But they bullshit you and tell you its all “planned” from the beginning.
Boom.
P.S.
Getting back to Sayid in season 1 w/ the whispers. Remember how badass that was? If the writers knew all along the whispers were ghosts (which I doubt), then do you think they would have ever imagined revealing the answer in the cheesy way they did? Hurley walking stage left through some prop vines to ghostMichael who bashfully replies, “yeah, the whispers are us ghosts who died here and are kind of in purgatory even tho the writers said the island isn’t hell or purgatory but thats alright because its still the best show EVER on TV”…. NO! When you bring in the whispers in such a dramatic way, you cannot have it answered as an aside, a brief lull in the “action” of the show.
Chih chih chih chih chih
BAD ROBOT!
You’ve pretty much summed up exactly how I felt about it too. Not to mention that the writers expect us to somehow feel bad for Michael, even though he murdered two women in cold blood. Awww, see how sad he looked when he apologized for all the bloody killing? Being in Purgatory must be rough…
I knew there was a reason I didn’t really like the answer. Thanx
“Hugo brilliantly bringing Smoked Locke not only the other candidates but a bona-fide pilot to boot.”
And I believed that Lapidus is on the island without a purpose. See how clever the writers are? I just can’t believe that MIB is planning to leave the island with the plane? Is it just me? Am I stupid?
No obviously he ran Locke over so he would go to hospital and get sorted out by Jack’ll Fix It.
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I was pissed that even though Ilana ended in a big explosion, they couldn’t even do it right by having her guts splattered all over the rest of the gang like that douche Arzt in Season 1. Anyone introduced from mid season 5 on has proven to be a complete waste of time.(with the one exception of MIB) Also, is anyone ese buying the “getting worse by the episode” sloppy writing that says the big fat guy runs ahead of the his entire crew unnoticed, and gets to the Disney pirate ship with enough time to sucessfully set, light, and get away from it? Wow, thats a bit of a stretch for me. One final thought that just crossed my mind. If the Black Rock is a spanish ship, why is her name painted on the back in English?
BOOM
Lazy!
I liked the answer about what the whispers are. Maybe I should have seen that coming but I really had forgotten that that was once one of the mysteries of the island.
On the other hand, it sure feels like we could have gotten from the Pilot episode to this episode in about six weeks. Just leave Oceanic 815 in one piece; Waaaalt and Rose get ‘lost’ on one of the jungle treks, kill Locke, Michael, Charlie, Boone & Shannon; and have Widmore return to kick Ben and Richard out of the Others’ Club so they have to join up with the Losties.
Boom!
LOST
(season 1)
It seems the general consensus around these parts is that Lost would have made a fine mini-series. It’s turned into a case of all filler, no killer.
I did NOT like the answer about what the whispers are. I completely stopped thinking about that by the end of season 2. The answer about spirits who “can’t move on” is too cliched and LAZY to be an acceptable answer anyway. I can’t recall the last time this show had something approaching an original idea of any kind.
A better answer for the whispers would have been that they were from the characters in the alt-verse talking to each other.
I think someone before also said it might’ve been the timetravellers. Either way, it would have at least been more original than the ‘dead ghosts who can’t move on’.
Most logical people assumed that the whispers were from time travelers. This show has become so ridiculous, that the majority of people aren’t bothered by ghosts!
Or monsters, or people having guns pointed at someone with it already cocked. Or criptic answers to logical questions. Or stupid glaring at each other. Or the stupid look that Jack-ass always has on his face…..
That’s’ what I thought. But, fuck me to second guess the great LOST gay writer dudes.
i think this show should have been three seasons. it seems the more time that goes by, they forgot what made the show cool in the first place. also, like every other mystery on this show, once the mystery is solved, it’s not nearly as cool as i’d hoped.
I think that’s partly because of bad answers and partly because of bad timing.
The longer you wait, the better the answer needs to be.
As far as the ‘whispers = dead people’ answer. It isn’t a great answer, not even a very good one, but it doesn’t bother me nearly as much as a number of other things.
I should have added that the reveal was truly as terrible as others have stated here. Both the execution of it and the timing of it.
Soooo if the whispers are dead people (that Jacob decided to lure to the island so they can get murdered… REAL NICE), why were the whispers always prior to a snatch attack by the others? And not just random?
Oh. I know why. The writers never planned on explaining it. So they made something up. But the explanation doesn’t make any sense.
Just like educated people think the only way to stop Smokie from escaping, is to blow up a plane. How about just drain the fuel? Or are they worried about a handy Darma cache of jet fuel? Shoot the tires (that are already stuck in sand)? I suppose you could just bash the controls with something really sophisticated, like, oh, I don’t know, A ROCK.
“I suppose you could just bash the controls with something really sophisticated, like, oh, I don’t know, A ROCK.”
I get tired of saying this, but: That’s WAY too good of an idea for this show. It is also WAY too simple and realistic, and would get in the way of the writers showing us how smart and deep they are.
SmokeMasterLocke’s get-a-way plane should probably pretty low on fuel anyways – or it would be in the alt-sideways-future-suggestive-proposed reality – I guess.
I thought that same thing. Take a rock to the controls and the plane will never fly again. Simple.
put sand in the engines =P
Or put a banana in the tailpipe…
That could also be an idea for the Lost porno.
Or maybe the fact the runway is too short to take off? Or is there even enough fuel to take off and fly away? Or don’t they have to hit a certain bearing to “escape” the island? You can just tell they are slopping shit together to get the series over in 6 episodes now. Gives new meaning to grasping at straws.
CPT(P) Preevyet
There would be a bunch of reasons why the plane wouldn’t be able to fly anyway. One of them being that the cockpit was pierced by a tree.
it HAS to be dynamite, or grenades… or if all fail A NUCLEAR BOMB
Boy, looks like this episode really generated just as much excitement as you’d expect. *crickets chirping*
Am I allowed to post spoilers here? Does anybody even care about spoilers anymore?
Don’t ruin it for us by telling us it sucks
Go ahead, it will piss off the trolls.
TROLL ALERT: Botox is Jack’’s son’s mom. OMFG. How clever!
So Botox is Dr. Laura?
I decided to write a spoiler every time a troll says that we don’t understand how smart the show is! Speaking of smart people…where is Infected?
Been there done that…..
I think I already predicted that a few episodes back.
CPT(P) Preevyet
I’m here with you Nico. Even up until last week, I’d still turn off all the lights, my computer, and my brain so that I could partake in another hour of suckfest which is LOST. But I atleast paid attention to the show. This week, I spent the 1st 20 minutes on my laptop commenting on blogs and political websites while checking up on what was going on in the show.
I started turning the altverse parts. Hurley is just as fat, whiny, and douchy in the altverse as he is in the normal timeline. What was up with him being “lucky” and happy (as he told Sawyer on the plane in the altverse)? He is just as miserable as normal, complaining about not being able to pull some ass. Hey Hurley, here’s a suggestion. Since your a multimillionaire, hire a personal trainer and stylist to help you lose some weight and tell you to shave your mutton chops/cut your hair. Then invite some friends (preferrably not total losers) who know decent looking girls over to your mansion for a pool party. Once the chicks know you’re a multimillionaire, all you have to do smile. Memo to writers: Have one of the chicks be Libby (ZOMG!!!)
Or gorge yourself at a Chicken joint and run into Libby (who is insane) by chance, bribe the doctor at the mental hospital, and then make your move on the beach. Of course LOST chose the latter option.
Yeah, there must be no gold-diggers in the Lost b-universe. A guy with that much cash would be up to his balls in pu-nana if he weighed twice that much.
Thats because they are way to busy sleeping with undercover cops on stakeouts with the rest of the fellow officers listening in..
Getting back to my first point in the previous post. I’ve become so apathetic I don’t know how I’ll finish this show. Even when I recognized the show sucked, I still had a desire to know what would happen next, but now I’m just watching out of habit, I think. I know there are 5 episodes left or whatever, but they just aren’t getting any better. Sure, Guyliners and Desmonds were better than Hurleys or Kates, but that ain’t saying much. But when over half of the show is filled with sh*t that I, someone who hasn’t missed in episode since season 1, don’t care about, then you as a writer have done something wrong.
What’s worse is that I made a rough outline of a Hurley-centric episode that is much better than the one we saw tonight in five minutes by pulling shit out of my ass. It incorporated the ghost whisperers into the story in a meaningful way (they are all trapped on the island until Hurley helps to find Jacob’s replacement). It also had Jack (re)connect w/ notLocke by having him accidently run into notLocke while looking for Hurley instead of having him blindly (and stupidly) follow Hurley into the metaphorical abyss.
Dude, a room full of monkeys jerking off, pooping and bashing on typewriters could write a better story than the folks at Lost.
“CHIMPANZEE THAT!… monkey news…”
Instead of counting sheep, I sometimes put myself to sleep by coming up with different ways the show could have not licked balls.
i nearly spit out my breakfast when i read that.
Easier, just go buy a hooker…..
Whispers are dead people – LMFAO
Obviously they made that shit up half way through this season after they read all the complaints from the earlier episodes. It’s not even consistent with the beginning of this season let alone season 1 when the whispers happened when the Others were around.
And Hurley you fucktard now what the fuck are they going to blow up all these useless characters with?
“And Hurley you fucktard now what the fuck are they going to blow up all these useless characters with?”
No more blowing up any characters. From now on they’re just going to chuck them in a well for storage.
*BARK, BARK!*
“What’s that Vincent? Little Desmond is trapped in the well?!”
Well, it so happens there were explosions in the “sneak peek” for next week’s ep.
Maybe the dead dynamite came back as ghosts and we can have explosive whispers….
LOL !!!!
lol x2
Good one
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Ben’s speech when they were walking through the forest to the black rock pretty much sum up the show right…
“Ilana. There she was. Handpicked by Jacob. Trained to come and protect you candidates. No sooner than she tells you who you are. Then she blows up”
Full of sarcasm and nothing really makes sense….
Thanks god for the Internet so I can watch this show without actually supporting the producers … if you know what I mean
Every time I hear some kind of self-reverential, meta, winking at the audience like Bugs Bunny, bullshit I want to throw my cat at the TV.
Better yet, find the writers and throw the cat at them – you save your TV and get a catfight all in one
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Damb dude what did the cat ever do to you that you hate it so bad, that you would throw it at this suckfest. If your gonna throw it at a TV show, it should be one with a little more class…..
It just shows you how illogical LOST is. Ben was spot on. But this is LOST’s formula. Introduce a mysterious character/group of characters and have them advance the story slowly and sloppily without ever giving any big answers and then…BOOM…kill them off “unexpectadly” so that the fans’ thirst for blood can be fulfilled.
Do the writers think the viewers are so idiotic to only be entertained whenever someone dies? Compare LOST to Breaking Bad, which I started watching regularly this season (3)…and thank God I did. Besides a few illegal immigrants that have been killed, the main characters have all stayed alive and done so without causing too much physical harm to each other or themselves (although watching Walt [not WAAAAAAAAALT] getting pepper sprayed was fuckin’ epic). And then you have the DEA agent that looks like Rick off PawnStars go postal on those drug dealers in the bar. Classic fight scene. Kind of like when Sawyer and Jack got into a fight at the end of season 5 and Jack actually kicked Sawyer in the balls. And then they were on the same team 1 minute later cuz Botox wanted to dump Sawyer by changing the past and never ever meeting him cuz she saw the way Sawyer looked at Kate.
I honestly can’t believe I’m still watching a show that makes me type the last sentence. Reread from “classic fight scene” for more shits and giggles.
The funny (or sad depending how you look at it) thing is that fan boys are eating this up like cake.
Fan Boy: “This is the best season ever. So many answers!!!”
Me: ” So a wooden ship can complete destroy a STONE statue?!?!
Fan Boy: ” It was a storm. Huge wave yo.”
Me: Facepalm
Dude you got to watch S1 & S2 of Breaking Bad. BB is by far the best show on TV.
“I fucked Ted.” – Skylar on BB
CPT(P) Preevyet
I AGREE WITH PREEVYET, THOUGH I AM UNFORTUNATELY AN EVIL TROLL AND MY OPINION IS NOT VALID TO ANYONE AT THIS SITE. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION. I SALUTE YOU.
This goes by really quick, but Hurley’s mom tells him that there’s another awards ceremony coming up where he’s going to receive something from The Human Fund. In case you don’t remember, The Human Fund was George Costanza’s made-up charity on Seinfeld.
Those writers! So clever! I guess it’s a whole lot easier to write lame-ass pop-cultural references than actually deal with the giant bubbling crap vat of Lost’s 19,000 loose threads.
WHAT THE FUCK RAPTUS
DO YOU EVER POST ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE
NO ONE LIKES YOU
K BYE
Well hell where to start eh? First things first. The car Dezmanudo is driving looks just like the one him and You All Everybody, Charley tuna went swimming in. Kinda funny eh? So now with only a few episodes to go we are gonna spend most of it with Hugo and crazy Libby, after watching him try to eat himself to death. I don’t know if there is enough chickens in the world for that to happen. All I could tell Libby is, don’t let him get on top honey because he gonna squish the crazy right out of you if you do. So Dizzy Dezzy comes with Sayid just as peaceful as you please, but we gonna tie him up anyways, just for shits and giggles I guess. Sure does seem like they spend a whole lotta time doing stupid shit. For instance after Hugeo huffs and puffs and blows the Blackrock down, Richard is running around in circles screaming about how they all gonna die. Well I just don’t get it, wasn’t he wanting to die just a couple of episodes back? Now count with me how many people have been splattered all over Hurley, oh hell I can’t count that high. Then we got the old Smokeness Lockster with old Dizzy Dezzy standing at the well having a nice little chat. Here I am, hollering at the TV, “push his lame ass in Smokie” and sure enough BOOM, first boom moment of the episode. My ole lady was laughing her ass off. Was kinda funny though!!! So back at Camp Lockster, we got the new sheriff in town Sawyer, thinking he aint got enough lines this week, trying to interrogate everybody as they come back to camp. Of course to no avail. Its LOST for Christs sake. So after all this time we finally find out what the whispers were all about!!! Oh boy, wasn’t that just special. I wish they would have kept that one to themselves. Who the fuck put Hugeo in charge anyways? I did like how Richard told him to fuck off and went his own way. In the alt, side-B sunken treasure island verse, everybody has to have something tragic happen before they can see side-A, except Hugeo, oh no, for him its just a kiss. Well aint that just to special. I almost spewed a few chunks. And old Dezzy Pervert all tommin out on them from a distance. If I was him I would at least be tommin out in Penny’s windows instead of at Hurley. Just leaves a bad taste in my mouth for some reason. Then we got old bugg eyed Ben a shootin the breeze with Dezzy the lezzy in the parking lot at the school. We see Johnny boy wheeling his crippled ass around and once again I am hollering at the TV, “run his cripple old ass down Dezzylu Who” and sure enough BOOM the second boom moment of the show. My ole lady looks at me in shock, asking me just how the hell I knew that? I told her I was psyco!!! She knows that already though. Finally I told her I had already seen it on the site. Needless to say, then she wasn’t so impressed with my abilities…..
I’d be willing to bet you could just as easily guess what is going to happen next during any of these episodes if you tried. It’s not that hard when the writers are apparently drunk/high, children, primates, or tards (all of the above?).
I too was wondering how b-universe Hugo got off so easy. Everybody else has to nearly buy the farm to catch a glimpse, but all Huge-O needed was a kiss. Was I supposed to be reminded of the Princess and the Frog? LAME!
I knew Ilana was going to blow Artzstyle from last week’s promo.
The show is beyond stoopid, but I keep a watchin’.
Shame on me.
What’s her name exploding was pretty decent.
I just can’t stop wondering what the Dezmond at the bottom of the well scene will be like next episode. We know he’s not dead. I hope he found a colony of Oompa Loompas down there making candy for the island gift shop.
Jack has become a boring little bitch. Well, he’s more boring and more of a bitch than he was before.
Sayid seems really, really gay. His new personality is supposed to evil but the way he swishes around now he’s like the queen of the island.
I hope they bury her meat chunks between Nikki and Paulo.
Remind me again how many meters away you have to be to avoid a dynamite blast?
At least they avoided the cliche of showing the explosion in slo-mo and having the characters run away from the expanding fireball.
LOL with the countdown and the AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
I haven’t seen yesterday’s ep yet, but here’s some discussion I carried over to the previous ep’s blog entry because they werent finished:
Comment by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
2010-04-13 14:37:22
I have had three names since I started posting here. NOSEBLEEDSECTION, FDWOF that stood for Frozen Donkey (or Dharma) Wheel Of Fortune, and SMOKIE NOT LOCKE. I didn’t like the other names after I had them for awhile for some reason. Also fanboy might not have came from this site but fanbois did. A couple of years back Simon Adbisi had misspelled fanboys on one of his posts and I called him on it and it just kinda stuck or so I have always thought.
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Comment by LOSTard
2010-04-13 13:17:25
Who here watches, or ever watched any other show they thought sucked regularly?
The only ones I can remember were Stargate SG-1 and the original Battlestar Galactica.
I watched Stargate because I found its universe, which was revealed bit by bit to be interesting, but didn’t much like the storylines, or the massive plot holes. Also, I hated the Goa’uld for being such utter retards.
I think I saw most episodes of the first 5 seasons.
I watched the original Battlestar for completeness sake, in between seasons of the remake. I never saw Galactica 1980.
Comment by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
2010-04-13 13:59:29
I don’t really watch that much TV because I have only antenna. I personally think almost all the programs on the regular networks sucks. I kinda like The Mentalist and the best show that any of them put out is Deadliest Catch. Of course what the hell do I know, but thats my opinion anyways…..
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Comment by ace
2010-04-13 13:25:55
I watch FASTFORWARD. It sucks, and I know it sucks, but I still watch it. I can’t however, watch V. It’s too difficult to figure out when it is on once they stopped putting that big Red V timer on the screen. Please bring it back!
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Comment by Yogsoggoth
2010-04-13 15:10:44
I’m about to give up on V. It just isn’t interesting. Battlestar Galactica was a good re-imagining of the series (even with the controversial end), but this just seems uninspired. They don’t seem to know what they want to do with the show. Characters act illogical. Hmmm…. sounds a lot like another show that sucks.
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Comment by Infected
2010-04-13 17:38:04
I’m gonna watch V until that monster baby is born! Gots to see how that plays out…Honestly though, I loved V as a kid…It’s one of those nostalgic things, so I’ll watch it until it shits on my memories…SO far so good…I mean I have no reason to believe it’s gonna go all Transformers Movie Franchise on me and destroy my childhood…
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Comment by Yogsoggoth
2010-04-13 18:01:35
I was a huge V fan too as a kid. This series just doesn’t do it for me. It isn’t bad, it just isn’t good. I just want to know where the show is going. I understand there were some creative issues in the beginning, but the show still seems unfocused.
Not to mention there are way too many people speaking in cryptic-ease.
“When will we tell him (the son) the truth about who he is?”
“You are essential to THE PLAN?”
I know lost milked 6 years off never letting the audience know anything, but we all know how well that seems to have turned out.
Comment by LOSTard
2010-04-14 04:37:16
Another idiocy in the overall premise of Jacob and smokie:
It has been established that
a) People only come to the island if Jacob wants them to.
b)Smokie needs a vehicle to leave the island.
So why does Jacob not just live off-island?
WOW!!! I stand corrected. I had no idea, and here all this time I thought we had come up with something clever. Well my first mistake was thinking. I do know better then that…..
Michael: If you give me some fried chicken, I’ll tell you what one of the answers is.”
Hurley: “Done, dude.”
Michael: (Reads off cue card) “The answer to the question regarding whispers is that they are the souls of people who died and cannot move on because of what they did.”
Hurley: “Whoa, dude. Anymore?” (Hands over a drumstick)
Michael: “Meet me next episode, dinner time.”
Just watching this episode. A slideshow opener? Are you shitting me? I thought this was supposed to be set on a tropical island. No one told me this shit 5 years ago. And what’s with Hugo’s mom? Is she made of puddy? what is wrong with her face.
I’VE GOT IT!!
Seasons 3-6 are in an alternate universe.
Season 2 is a bridge between the two universes.
The only thing that can save the show is true love. It’s up to the fanbois.
I definitely think you got it. Don’t exactly know what “it” is, but I do think you got it. That was hilarious…..
I’ll tell you what it is. No I won’t.
Awww c’mon Bee!!! I won’t tell nobody I swear…..
Here we go! We got to see that stupid looking kid again, with that stupid shit eating grin on his face. Don’t quite get what he is all about just yet, but I’m sure it will be some contrived inane story about the weird little kid that lived down the street from Jacob and Smokie’s house from way back when. Now about that well!!! Well hell I bet its the wishing well. Like this, I wish this show wasn’t so stupid. I wish the writers would some how wind up with slit throats. I wish Hugo would have been the one that got splattered from here to kingdom come. Ilana was much nicer to look at. I wish Kate’s head was on the end of a stick. I wish Claire was suckin my — ooops a little to far there. OK hope ya got your moneys worth out of the deal. there ya go…..
I wish Jack would fall off a cliff.
“Who is that?”
“Ignore him.”
“Do you see that boy?”
“Just ignore him.”
“Who is that boy over there?”
“IGNORE HIM.”
“Do you know that boy?”
“DON’T LOOK AT HIM.”
“Do you think he wants to play?”
“STOP”
Verdict: it actually wasn’t as shitty as I thought it would be
It appears the island has an inexhaustible supply of dynamite and which never expires. The episode opens up with a gay slide show, then transitions into a gay Hugo-Libby moment. No one gives shit about Libby, get over her dude. She deserved to die (fuckin drunk). They finally reintroduced the whispers, after, what? an entire season? Having to watch the same gay characters over and over again you actually look forward to things like Michael (WAAAAAAALT) and gun cocks.
Hugo: “Why should I listen to you dude? You killed Libby”
Michael: “That doesn’t matter right now”
I think that’s the first time the writers used that in a context that makes sense
Great, we have to spend the last few episodes revisiting everyone’s love life. Is that Libby? They let her out of jail after her DUI…she looks aged, and not in a good way. Put some make up on her, you have no excuse not to, now that you’re off the island. I almost puked when Libby claimed they were soul mates. There should be an unwritten rule that one can not use that term in a TV show.
On the plus side, when Ilana blew up, my reaction was “OOOOHH YEEAAHH”. Haven’t gotten that excited since Michael shot Ana Luci. By far worst dynamite CGI ever. Why don’t they just use the CryEngine 2? I also have come to love Sawyers one liners: “You talk to wood now?”. And that scene with Hurley running away from the Black Rock was so pathetic it was funny. Like that fat turn can run. And I loved the scene where Desmond ran over Lock. It was so funny seeing an old man in a wheel chair desperately working his way up a hill only to be run over. Expect him to be up and walking next episode.
Then you have your token Jack hubris moment:
Hugo: “I didn’t see Jacob back there”
Jack: “I know”
You tool, you don’t know shit.
Also, the Hurley-Desmond encounter was almost forced as the Charlie-Desmond encounter, but I am completely desensitized to this kind of trash at this point.
Fuck I was so hoping jacob would answer Richard’s question. Guess it serves me right for expecting answers on this show. IMO, Richard is such a more life like leader than retards like Jack or Hugo. Such a shame it took them 5.5 years to give him a leading role.
And finally we come to the whispers. At least they are starting to loosen their grip on all the answers. I don’t know how I feel about this answer. Lost has left me in such a persistent vegetative state that I am incapable of telling good from bad, but here goes. So the whispers are dead people trapped in Hell? How does that tie in to Ben warning Daniel to run the other way every time she hears whispers, or the Others showing up when there are whispers. Shouldn’t Hurley hear them as normal people instead of whispers? How come Sayid and Shanon saw WAAAAAAAALT, instead of just hearing him?
If this is the direction they are going to go with these so called answers, I would rather they didn’t even try…..
At this point I’ll be content with a ‘man behind the curtain’ answer.
“How does that tie in to Ben warning Daniel to run the other way every time she hears whispers, or the Others showing up when there are whispers. Shouldn’t Hurley hear them as normal people instead of whispers? How come Sayid and Shanon saw WAAAAAAAALT, instead of just hearing him?”
Or how come locke seeing walt while laying shot in dharma death pit? It wasn’t a ghost since walt was still alive and it wasn’t smokie-vision as as far as we know locke can only appear as someone dead. Atleast he never did otherwise.
Why was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT so special again?
Or what about the dreams/nightmares? They should’ve just stuck with the “the island made the whispers/dreams/strange dead people”.
And most irritatingly, “hallucinations” (which in good sci fi could turn out to be real) caused by insanely high levels of electromagnetism include strange whispers, visions, dreams etc.- as in real life high EM field areas like the gravity anomaly off of Bermuda. FFS, all they had to do was watch any sci fi show set on Earth and made in the years 1970-1975.
You know, deep down I always thought the whispers were The Langoliers coming to eat up time. Sigh…so disappointed.
I have a plot hole for you…
Smokie can’t leave the island while Jacob is alive. Jacob is now dead. Why doesn’t Smokie just turn the stupid Frozen Donkey Wheel? Would that not send him on his way?
If he really wants a plane that bad. Wasn’t there a plane hanging in a tree somewhere for ten years. If he can make a 747 take off in sand, then he can surely fix that Cessna.
I think introducing the plane element opened up a hole can of plot holes.
This whole deal with the plane is just beyond stupid. I’m waiting for the moment when they decide to retrofit the thing with bamboo pontoons so that they can take off from the water Gilligan’s Island-style.
“I’m waiting for the moment when they decide to retrofit the thing with bamboo pontoons so that they can take off from the water Gilligan’s Island-style.”
LMAO
So true. I am so sick of having to turn off logic to try to enjoy this show.
i.e. “We can just get on the plane and take off.”
No, you can’t. The wheels are stuck in the sand and the cockpit has a broken window. Is the runway long enough? Do you have enough fuel?
I think ole Smokie is just gonna smoke monster out with it by picking it up and throwing it like a paper airplane and hang on for dear life…..
Sorry guys…I totally wanted to troll you guys last night but I was busy doing my taxes…Yeah, troll’s have tax burden’s too…I haven’t even watched the ep, although I’m sure it was great considering the previous 3-4 episodes…Once again my badd, I hope I can earn your forgiveness…
I think god put you here to test me.
I’ll take my chances…I like to judge these things for myself…
But again, sorry for not trolling last night…I was actually in my accountant’s office kinda bummed out that I couldn’t troll you guys…I won’t miss next week, promise….Oh and thanx for the support
Sorry to let you down but it was FUBAR, a new low in comparison to the previous iffy epi’s.
I disagree. One person got blown up (albeit not Jack), and another got pushed down a well (again, sadly not Jack), finally an old man in a wheel chair got run over by a car (although Jack fits the profile, he wasn’t in the wheel chair at the time). Ergo, it was infinitely better than the previous sob fests we have had to endure. I will note that I am upset that Sayid did not snap any necks this time around.
*tongue in cheek*
Imagine Hurley and Libby on a memory foam mattress doing in missionary position.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Would Hurley’s mom be on the sidelines razzing him on?
I really don’t think Hurley can do it. I say this because he has dick do. Actually a whole lot of dick do. For anyone not knowing what this disease is, well to bad. Look it up. Oh wait a minute you probably won’t find it. It is common with a lot of men these days. Its where your belly dun stick out farther then your dick do…..
I think we can now dispense with opening a post with “this episode really sucked”. We’ll have that as a given unless it didn’t suck, then we can just say that it didn’t. Anyway, my thoughts are they are now running with the matrix theory alt world and eventually all the characters will be touched by Desmond at some point which will crash the alt world and cause them to realize where they really are. Couple of things no one has pointed out that I’ve seen yet:
1. If they blew up the island and the station where Desmond lived for three years, how did he push numbers? This indicates that the present they are in on the island is one of the plane still crashed and the station was functional, so how did they end up there (Jack, Kate, etc who were zapped to 1977)?
2. Wasn’t Marvin Candle near the explosion back in 77 and therefore dead or would be dead in the alternate world?
3. If “it worked” as Botox said, why is the alt universe starting to fall apart? What worked?
I know there are a million plot holes and such, but there has to be some rhyme or reason for some of it, Darlton can’t be this far off the reservation can they?
A word on Ilana’s departure, first, the whole time she had the dynamite I was thinking she was going to blow herself up a la physics teacher. I mean she’s slamming bottles in the bag on top of the dynamite and then slams it down? At least the other dude pretended to handle it carefully before he blew all over Hurley.
Only 5 more episodes, not sure if I can take it or not.
CPT(P) Preevyet
Just as an amendment I’d like to point out that first they wanted to get off the island, then get back to the island, then get off the island, and now get back to the island so they can get off the island.
Well, great Episode. I think we get it now. The island is a huge alien-ghost-spaceship, and poor lockmonster was the capt’n and jacob a crazy cast-away, who saw the spaceship crashing down next to his isle.
Poor smokie, jacob didn’t like the new neighbour, so he gave him a hard time.
Smokie only wished to call the alien-enterprise that he crashed, but mean jacob didn’t let him. I feel with smokie.
Meanwhile Jacob cruises through the world, and telling people that they are important, while laughing his ass off, when they get confused, raped or killed.
LOL raped ->Mr. Eko
Very plausible theory that should be documented on “Dark UFO” immediately, before someone else figures it out. LOL
Didn’t watch last night. But, I did cast the last few minutes. The only character I knew was Locke on Wheels. Pedo dude in the car checking out the kids and creepy teacher dude where new to me. Maybe you are desensitized to the acting but, to me, everyone seems bored.
Whisssss….purrrr…….
Pierre Chang
I would now like to present Hugo Reyes and the star advisor for his wonderful Human Fund…Mr George Costanza…”
Applause
George
Thank you. Thank you very much. when I met, umm, Hugo ha ha ha- he had a dream, a dream to really make a difference, and well, I had the Human Fund- so I quit my executive position at Vandelay Industries so Hugo could be a chicken wing man. ha ha ha
Hurley
Ya, I’m so glad I found the Human Fund. George is my mentor
George
ah well, before he met me he was lost
BOOM
Classic.
New Coke.
PEPSI…..
OK, but did you get a look at the award he was given. I am not really sure what it was because I was laughing to hard when I saw it…..
Another plot hole: why didn’t Richard go to get the dynamite since he can’t die by his own hand.
Brilliant!!
Again, waaaaaay too much sense !
That would require the losties actually thinking about something and not just behaving like lemmings under exstasy !
So where’s Infected? He usually posts on the night of the episode. Can’t wait to see him bend and contort himself into a pretzel trying to defend last night’s piece of FUBAR.
See comment made 2010-04-14 10:15:49
Yes I see. Subdued in his fanboi cockiness. A troll on the wane. Doing his taxes he says. Fan boi do taxes? Hmmm… I thought their parent’s or the tax fairy took care of those Earthly details.
Nope, as I pointed out the first day I trolled you guys I’m fairly successful for my age…I was all amped to troll the shit outta you guys and I got a call from my accountant and had to go take care of some issues on my taxes regarding some medical expenditures…As I said, I’m sorry…I will continue trolling Plimp a.k.a The Real Infected, and anyone else who wants it, momentarily…Again, thanx for thinking about me guys…I mean lets be honest, this site needs me, and I like being needed…
“I like being needed”
-Neglected as a child much?
^Don’t do that…
Don’t, don’t Oprah me…
Don’t render any individual comment I write as some obtuse ruler to Catholic School smack my hand with…
Dr. Phil needs you for his show and a new self-help book.
I notice you said something about age and medical expendatures. Do they allow fourteen year olds to get penis enlargements without there parents permission? WHAM SNL strikes again…..
LOL, I see you have no problem talking to my anti-clone in-kind…
That was meant for pukster BTW…
Oprah and the Catholics will forgive you.
Talk about an exaggerated sense of self importance he has. Now he comes here to tell us what he is doing, and why he can’t troll us.
I guess he thinks he’s the Elvis of trolland..
can’t wait for
‘Infected has left the site’.
‘Infected accountant (colonel Cash) stole all his money’
‘Infected had an overdose on the toilette’.
Next he’ll be reciting his grocery list to us. Trolls say the darndest things…
Medical expenditures? Lithium pills? Hormone replacement therapy?
I did stop at the store for some lemon-pepper roasted chicken deli slices yesterday and some Sara Lee sandwich buns…I also have a underground longing for BooBerry cereal…Count Chocula and Frankenberry get all the press, but BooBerry secretly outclasses them in taste and in overall buoyancy…
Ah, I see… the sugary snacks. It explains your lack of trolling energy as of late. Quick people, get this troll a Snickers bar, stat!
Overall buoyancy is an underrated characteristic of breakfast cereals.
See Nico understands…He’s so fucking cool..And i’m not trolling I mean that…He gets me, except he hates LOST and I still like it…Very odd…
LOL. 3 meals of red dripping meat per day. You herbivores can contemplate your floating plant matter in mammal milk.
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some animal carcass (tortured baby cow, aka: veal is among my faves). However, breakfast cereal is an integral part of any young American male’s diet.
Cornflakes. Cheerios. Wheeties. Raisan Bran. Yes, I’ve dabbled in them. I get your esthetic of cereal liftoff but for me it’s the other way around. The milk has to almost cover the cereal. I go for maximum soakage. And you have to eat the cereal fast before it gets soggy.
Given all that, there’s something to be said about nice crispy bacon and black coffee as a morning ritual.
Funny because I like my cereal all kinds of soggyed out. OK a lot of that is because I am a hillbilly godammit and I don’t have a lot of teeth left…..
As long as the fingers and toes are all there, the banjo music plays on and all is well…
Damn, that’s certainly some oldman shit SMOKIE (no offense)…That’s how my grampa and them eat cereal…All soggy because half the time they forget they made a bowl…But usually it’s because old people eat slow as shit and the cereal just gets sogged out…
You all are heroes. I watched the last five minutes of Lost last night and I thought it was intolerable garbage. You folks watch the whole show. What’s your secret? You all must have the finely hones mental skills of a Jedi night.
So, the smoke monster from season one is a big, bad evil God?
Yeah, the writers had this planned from the first episode.
Try watching it when you’ve got a virus and a migraine.
I intend to watch the final episode. I catch the last five minutes of Lost only because it is on the DVR before V. V sucks about as much as I can tolerate a show before I stop watching it.
That being said, could someone provide a brief synopsis of what has happened since the middle of season two? I know it’s asking a lot but I have no desire to read through episode synopsis.
Season 2: Ben (leader of the bad guys) captures Jack, Kate and Sawyer. Stated reason is to force Jack to remove Ben’s tumor. Real reason is Darlton cream theme selves while writing about the love triangle. Finally Desmond blows up the hatch, which strangely enough, implodes
Season 3: A bunch of useless shit happens, then Charlie drowns disabling a signal jammer in the hopes contacting a freighter just off shore
Season 4: The freighter guys come and start killing everyone (haha, Charlie died for nothing). Half the losties leave and go to LA. Ben turns a wheel and ends up in the desert, the other half stay and start traveling through time.
Season 5: Jack shit happens off island. On Island Sawyer et. al. wait for John Lock to return (he turned the wheel too). They join the Darma Initiative. All is peaceful. Soon as Jack comes back, turns out Lock is dead, Sayid shoots a kid, the Darma initiative catches on fire, he drags the DI into a war with the Others, gets Daniel Faraday killed, gets Juliette killed, gets Sayid shot. Man that guy is a tool. Oh and he detonates a nuke which destroys the hatch before Desmond causes 815 to crash, and somehow we have two time lines
Season 6: Aint jack shit happened in either time line. For real!
Sounds stupid and like I was wise to stop watching when I did. So, if you don’t mind providing a little bit more help.
1. What wheel?
2. Time travel? Really? Why did they have time travel?
3. If they got off the island, why did they go back?
4. What happened to Walt? I remember that he could kill birds with his mind or something like that?
5. And the dog? Where’s the dog?
Hugo ate the dog. He shard some with Sun and Jin, knowing that Koreans love to eat dog. I have however, heard that black dogs are more tender.
1) They find a well with huge wooden donkey/pirate wheel sticking out of wall.
2) When you turn the donkey wheel you start to magically travel through both time and space.
3) I have no fuckin clue. What’s more, they managed to get back to the island in season 5, only to get off of it in season 6 (alternate timeline), now they are trying to get back so that –get this– they can get off it again.
4)They dropped him without an explanation
5) He’s still with Rose and Bernard somewhere on the island, but they only made one appearance in season 5, that’s it.
LOST in a nutshell: SUCKFEST DELUXE…..
Thank you for the capsule review. Sounds like I was wise to jump ship when I did. This show sounds nothing like the show that I liked for half a season in year one.
Honestly, it sounds like total shit.
You all deserve medals for sitting through it.
hello jack!
Whats up with you dude? You don’t seem to come around much anymore. Did you get a life or what? Maybe thats what I need to get me…..
kinda yes. I have to bang my girlfriend a lot. Besides, it is hard to say anything about this crapfest.
So smoke monster needs all the losties to be on the flight with him or he can’t get off the island. So why didn’t Japanese guy just kill some losties?
Shouldn’t they take Goldie Lockes’ body with them?
Yes and find him some new shoes…..
I can only watch this show because of like 4 actors. But most of all, Terry O’Quinn. I have NEVER seen an actor have so much fun/play so well, being the bad guy. Desmond is a little creepy, at the moment. I liked it more when he was the pragmatic guy with the normal human reactions. But anyway. Long live Terry O’Quinn’s mysterious smoke monster/Locke character. For a single second there, I almost shed a tear when Smokie was making something from that tree… classic John Locke that reminded me when the show was good.
That comment of his was beyond cryptic:
Sawyer: “What you making?”
Flock:”I don’t know yet. Once I’m done, it will tell me”
Well I don’t know about no crying bullshit and I don’t know how you can say he is like the old John. The old John was such a pussy!!! I used to call him Pussylockes. I can say that I do like him in this role much more. Also unlike Jack-ass who has nothing but stupid expressions ole Smokeness Lockester’s expressions are more amusing or fitting for the part being portrayed. I can say Terry O’Quinn does play a pretty good bad guy part…..
I can’t trash too much an episode where Illana gets blown up. So I’ll try to hold back.
First, PURGATORY? really? really? Say it ain’t so.
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Now for my stupid pun of the week:
I guess John Cloud Van Lam wasn’t among Desmond’s ‘well’ wishers. Or was he?…
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As for easter eggs: In the loonybin scene between Hujo and Libby, I was trying to see if the guy who wrote this episode was one of the people in the background. I think I spotted him.
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And why did Desmond run over Locke?
Option one: Desmond thought that it was Locke who threw him into the well in the A-verse, and wanted revenge.
Option two: He wants Jack to restore Locke’s ability to walk.
It could also be that the A-Desmond and the B-Desmond switched places.
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And if you are a millionaire, no matter how old or unattractive you are, there will always be some skunks going after you. You see sixty year old millionaires and twenty five year old bimbos all the time. So please, Hujo would have had hos hitting on him all the time, touching him, sitting on his non-chicken legs, rubbing their hoo-ha against him “accidentally”, trying to get pregnant by him. etc.
Yes indeed just check out Larry King…..
Wow. Not only do I nominate this for worst episode of the season, it really highlighted some of the great overall Lost suckiness. All in all, it was a perfect microcosm of why Lost is by the morons, of the morons and for the morons.
1) Three weeks ago after seeing the promo for the Desmond episode, I predicted that he would follow the classic Lost arc that Richard had just gone through. After we are explicitly told that “Ricardus” will know what to do and shown an entire episode of his backstory, does he share information about the nature of the island? Does he share secrets about what smokie is, and how he can be defeated? Does he actually know what to do? No, he comes up with ‘lets blow up the plane.’ And now its a show about blowing up a plane…and love.
So back to Desmond. Two weeks ago Jin asks Widmore a legitimately good question, “Why [will everyone die if smokie gets off the island].” Widmore, who seems fully intent on answering, not trying to hide anything, shows him the answer…Desmond. The next promo tells us that Desmond IS THE KEY, while bag-pipes play in the distance. So Desmond’s going to tell us the answer to Jin’s question? Right? After an entire episode of alt-universe, Desmond wakes up and calmly agrees to do what Widmore wants and then calmly agrees to go with Said. He’s so calm and confident, surely he is going to answer Jin’s question. Then he calmly meets Jon and calmly and confidently walks to a well made out of styrofoam with him. And then he gets pushed in – the end. And what exactly was the answer to Jin’s question?
2. Congratulations to Ilana. Aside from the “meta” characters like Niki, Paulo and Arnst who are only written in when the writers get tired of subtley poking a stick in the eye of the viewers and want someone to come out and just flat out say why they are idiots for watching the show; and not including the quickly dropped, one-off characters like the black guy from the Wire who showed up in season 4 and who for the life of me I can’t remember what he did on the show; so basically only counting the characters treated as important by the writers to the overall plot for an extended period – Ilana wins the award for THE MOST USELESS LOST CHARACTER OF ALL TIME.
In true lost fashion, she came into our lives as the most confident, knowledge-filled character around. She was chosen by Jacob himself to come to the island (in a plane that they all now want to blow up). She marched this way, she marched that way, she gun cocked, she knew where there were secret rooms in the temple (what exactly was the point of those episodes?), she knows why smokie can’t change forms anymore, and she never, ever explained herself. Well in true lost fashion, once we got to know her, of course she didn’t know shit. She fell in with the team which is now comprised of characters from literally every season, yet everyone hangs out like they’re all original crash survivors. And then she blew up. She contributed nothing. She said nothing. She knew nothing. She had nice tits. Congratulations.
3. The whispers are ghosts. I don’t think I even need to explain this one.
4. We now have two, “The team is getting back together!!” story arcs. This is one passes for plot. We all need to be together, because… And speaking of things that we need to do…
5. We need to blow up the plane!! Lost is now a show about blowing up a plane, and characters arguing about whether they should blow up a plane (remember in season 1 when strangers who had recently survived a plane crash had realistic conflicts and personality clashes). What? Why? There’s no time for that.
Lost, the most complex, deep show in history, is now about good v. evil…and love…and blowing up a plane.
I thought Flocke’s character did a good job of portraying a natural reaction (something you never see on Lost). He asked Desmond “why are you not scared”. Last episode when Desmond agrees to go along with Widmore’s plan, Widmore doesn’t act all that surprised. Or what about how Hurley went from don’t blow up the plane, to blow up the plane. Richard doesn’t realize something is wrong?
Sorry but I have to respectfully disagree with you. Lennon hands down, is the most useless time wasting character of ANY TV show EVER! Think about it, a guy who is a translator for a another guy, who can speak english, but simply chooses not to, but then does anyway. I am embarassed for him (think someone said he was on deadwood) He was every bit the defination of FILLER! I was filled with glee when Sayid silt his hippie throat!
- they finally didn’t answer why libby was in mental institution. We are meant to get that her state of being thought crazy is due to her sensitivity and awareness towards the existence of the a-/b-verses but since the timeline wasn’t split when she first crash landed there would be nothing she could be aware of. And even if the timeline was already split and assuming that the averse is the meant to be way for everything and the bverse is just “wrong” like e.g. desmonds inquiring about flightmanifests suggests than why should she have visions about the bverse at all (as everything would be like it was meant to) which would then be the only way she could have landed in hospital in averse before the crash
- Can’t they have hugo atleast wondering is it a real authentic ghost or smokey-vision when hes talking to someone? He would seem a lot less moronic and easily to be influenced that way. Ahh, screw it
- cool that the distance between their club med and the black rock has that much decreased that she can go there, fetch dynamite, and be back within a few hours, when it took them a whole day or so in season 1 finaly when the original scary others were supposed to invade them
- YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WOOOO-HOOOOO!! The useless bitch is dead!!!!! she trained all her life to throw dynamite energetically on the ground to emphasize her statements!!! A shame she somehow remembered something called safety distance from her listeners. Otherwise a lot of our problems would have been solved.
- Lockeness smokester is doing something without knowing what it’s for nor WHAT IT IS? Seems to be an in-role cameo-appearence by the writers themselves!
- wooowww! Desmonds got the number 42! Do you get it?! Forty-TWO
- That’s not important right now AND We don’t have time to talk
- The whispers are ghosts that are stuck on the island, how come ana-lucia and all the others killed on the island were able to visit hugo in the mental home before they had to GOO BAAAACk the first time
- last time the well was surrounded by thick jungle and not located on a clearing (and as smokey pointed out: This is the only well on the island)
At this point, I’m just counting the ways the idiot writers can avoid answering questions.
Illana is just about to say something about “that thing” getting off the island, and KABOOM!
The Apparition Formerly Known As Michael tells Hurley that his reasoning for listening to him is “not important right now.”
Richard LITERALLY says, “There’s no time to talk right now!” – how does he know there is no time? Is there another swan station counting down that would reach zero if he wasted time in answering questions?
Lost fucking SUCKS. Not to mention the dialogue is piss-poor and melodramatic.
…and let’s not forget the whispers. One of the first season writers (David Fury, I believe it was) outed Demon and Curse for the egomaniacal douchebags that they are by stating that the whispers were originally intended to be The Others, who were originally intended to be more feral and primitive. Now the whispers are ghosts. Right. They had this planned ALL ALONG.
How does that make them egomaniacal, dickbrains? Do you know what the word means?
egomanical because they try to get credit for something (having an all over plan since the beginning) they actually never did. They are simply lying to appear intellectually deeper. That’s quite egocentric!
Are you a member of the fucking Tea Party, too? Jesus Christ. You guys epitomize lame.
could you please answer to the topic as I don’t get your republican (?) reference. you asked about the reason for him choosing a certain word, I gave you my theory about it.
Maybe you didn’t get me as i didn’t use a dirty name on you which seems to be the foundation of your communication style judged by the sum of your posts, so let’s try it once more: FUCKHEAD !!!
Bill, there is no party politics or religion on this site.
The site is for talking about how bad Lost is.
If you want to talk about something else then find a board for that topic. The web is a big place.
Squirm Bill Squirm…..
No stupid political BS in here – we all get enough of that crap elsewhere.
Oh, what time is V on?
Sorry, Bill, lost apologists and politics aren’t welcome here. Try one of the 2312472159 blogs out there where the fan bois get together and jerk off over the last episode of lost, saying how it “Explained so much” and was “Just the best episode of Lost” which of course is always referred to as “the best show ever.” There are also about 25647030842185256 blogs were you can bitch and complain about whatever political party you want.
We all pretty much hate LOST here or at least have a good time having a go at the lamer parts of the show.
Always nice to see a Lost-lover get flamed the way one of us would get flamed if we dared ever flash a defiant eye towards the writers/producers and their [lack of] infinite wisdom.
Also, shut the fuck up about this entire “we had this planned all along” thing. NO ONE CARES. IT IS FICTION, ASSHOLE.
You cared enough to reply to my comment about it.
Go suck your head.
Bill’s got his panties in a bunch trying to defend this nonsense. The point about “we had this planned all along” was that all the crazy shit we’ve seen on LOST was supposed to be part of a larger narrative–it was supposed to have a point. Lost fans have always defended the writers (and many still do), by saying they have “faith” the writers have had it all planned out or know where they’re going. Instead, what we have is a “make it up as we go along” type story. The whispers were supposed to be the “others” but now have to be changed to ghosts. Yeah, why not!
How was I trying to defend anything, dipshit? I was calling this Joseph douchebag out for being pointlessly full of rage at two people he’s never met before. Anger management much?
As for you, idiot, writers make shit up, as they go, ALL THE FUCKING TIME. You guys are very fond of saying that they’ve supposedly had everything planned all along, but you’ve never, ever provided a shred of evidence to back up that claim. That’s because — surprise — it was never said.
Text on a screen is “full of rage?” Whatever, guy.
It was an observation that the producers have repeatedly told us to trust that they had a map from the very beginning and that we should trust them, and now all of the plot holes are piling on top of one another and SERIOUSLY negating the producer’s claim.
It has been said over and over again. Read ANY interview with Lindleof and Cuse and you will see they have repeatedly claimed to have known where things were going from the beginning.
I sense much anger in you.
Sense away.
I’m not sure that I agree with the idea that something being fiction entitles the writer to “make it up” as he goes along. I think 24 really suffered from the fact that the show writers only planned three episodes in advance. The show often became hackneyed and confused.
I think mysteries are even more difficult to create without planning. If you don’t know the solution to the mystery then how do you know what clues to give the audience.
And, the Lost producers have always stated that they knew where the show was going and how it was going to end. 3/4 of the way through the first season I figured they didn’t know what the Hell they were doing (mostly because the incesto-twins were killed off and didn’t seem to have served any purpose), but mostly because there were so many mysteries, there didn’t seem to be any reasonable explanation to rationalize them.
Dammit Bill, you had to choose the one week I didn’t watch the ep yet to start owning these fools…Wish I could help man…
Whats wrong Bill? Having a hard time squirming your way out of this one eh? Lets call a few more people some nasty names so we know you really mean it. Who’s squirming now and as for the reply about anger management, maybe you should take your own advice on that one. Practice what we preach now Squirming Bill…..
“…about this entire “we had this planned all along” thing. NO ONE CARES”
Thats the sad point about it!
Infected, don’t belittle yourself by congratulating Bill on being a half-witted agitator with nary an idea to back up his anger.
Bill is clearly the type of person who gets all his ideas about life from watching Bill Maher and John Stewart (both of whom I like, but since I have a FUNCTIONING BRAIN I realize they are ENTERTAINERS). He probably also spends a lot of time watching Fox News just so he can bitch about it, instead of doing what sane people do and CHANGING THE CHANNEL.
Christ, now I’m all ANGRY TOO! Will somebody please tell me what the fuck Tea-baggers have to do with Lost? Did I miss a part where Bitch Sayid tea-bagged Smoked Locke?
@Nico – It is what it is…Unfortunately I’m scanning as to not be completely spoiled on this ep, so I don’t know the nature of how the argument began, but I was showing Bill the same support he showed me some time back…I know, how ghey of me…
Actually, nobody knows how the argument began. All I know is Bill compared some of the posters to “Tea-baggers” (as in the political kind, not the sexy kind), whatever the fuck that means. Not a very solid argument in support of Lost. Not a very sane argument for anything.
“I was showing Bill the same support he showed me some time back”
-Honor among thieves?
Why not…
WHAT THE FUCK do Tea-baggers have to do with Lost?
If I thought Obama’s birth certificate was scrawled on zebra hide with baboon dung and stored in a hut in Kenya (which for the record, I DON’T), what the hell would that have to do with Lost?
Are you some kind of retard Bill? Do you write angry letters to Glenn Beck? Do you wear ladies panties that your mother laid out for you?
The creators of Lost most certainly DID say that EVERYTHING on the show would have a plausible, scientific (even as in sci-fi) explanation and was planned out from the beginning. How’s that working out for you, now that they actually used the word “Purgatory”? I thought so…
I thought this is was Non-Fiction… you mean it’s not? WTF?
I’m in the wrong forum…
Where is Jin?, where is Sun? Let’s go back to the beach.
HAHA!!! I’m with you on this one dude. It kind of threw me off track when he said it was fiction, I had to read it again to double check and make sure that this dumbass is completely ate up with it. Sure enough he is…..
Oh fuck – that is funny Smokie.
loool fiction!!
I still like that Charlie was back on lost even after D.M. did this:
hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixC0HTQgGB0
Isn’t it odd that Hurley is now working with people who serve Jacob, whose compatriots murdered other Oceanic survivors and compromised Michael to murder Libby and Ana-Lucia?
“You murdered Libby and Ana-Lucia”
“That doesn’t matter right now”.
“How do you know my name?”
“If I tell you, you’re gonna think I’m crazy.” Wasn’t it established a few minutes ago that he’s a celebrity?
Haha stupid Ilana. Good scene.
Ya and she trained all her life for this literal BOOM moment. So I don’t think I wanna go to that school. Thats probably why we seen her all bandadged up when Jacob went to talk to her. Obviously she didn’t get it the first time it happened to her dumbass…..
When Jacob asked her ‘Will you help me Ilana?’, I don’t think she thought this is how she would be helping
If there were grenades in the Dharma Barracks, why didn’t they go there in the first place, instead of getting some 200 year old dynamite?
“Maybe we should talk about this thing.”
“Talk? There’s no time to talk.”
I thought it was established that the DYNOmight was a bit UNSTABLE? No? Did we not see a guy disintegrate before? I can’t remember… Maybe I should re-watch the last 132 episodes… One can never be too sure that all of the clues have been uncovered in this incredible mystery.
Doc. Artz or Arntz or something like that anyways went kablooy a long time ago all over Hurleys ass…..
Can dynamite even last 200 years?
I think tat this is probably the only thing LOST has right. After time it becomes extreamly volatile. Back in the day it was made with nitroglycerin, and after a little time it would become unstable and just blow on its own accord. Even when stored in a cool, dry place. Making it something you didn’t play around with. Many a man found the promised land because of it…..
And they only have this right because they saw, and stole, the entire scene from William Freidkin’s Sorcerer.
And the whole point of these dynamite runs is to get something to blow up a plane that can’t even move because it’s stuck in the sand!
Here’s a thought: You all seem to have knives, so just go over there and slash the sidewalls on the two front tires under the cockpit. Result: Plane is even more disabled and physically unable to taxi across the loose sand.
Idiots.
You literally cannot go wrong when trying to make the plane more incapable of flying (I doubt it can fly as it is). Slash the tires–that works! Break the windows–works too! Destroy the engines w/ rocks–it’ll do. Sabotage the cockpit’s instruments–can’t hurt. Drain the plane’s fuel–not impossible.
But handling unsafe dynamite and blowing yourself up before reaching the plane is the ONE way to fail in your mission.
WTF. They’re in the middle of the jungle, Hurley asks Michael where Locke is, and suddenly they’re at the edge of the jungle, with a camp fire clearly visible.
How fucktarded.
the island is middle-earth. here like there you can magically and suddenly see every other region or important plotdevice you’re talking about immediately out of the blue foreshadowing on the edge of horizon.
LOL, that’s a good one. If you look at the map of Middle-Earth Tolkien provided you can see it’s set up for just such things. The whole of the place is apparently about half the size of Rhode Island.
Remember when, in past seasons, it used to take them hours — even days — to get from one part of the Island to another?
Now they walk a few steps and they’re at the Black Rock, walk a few more and they’re at some well they’ve never shown before, they go from beach to middle of the jungle and back again like it’s nothing…
They did a bird’s eye view of the island once and it looked like it would take a month to walk the perimeter of the island.
I don’t know about walking the island but I did ride a 10 speed from Pearl Harbor up to Diamond Head and it took me all day to do it. So to walk the whole perimeter of the island I think you would have to really hustle to do it in a month. I suggest a motorcycle…..
Has anyone checked the LOST wike page? Information there has it that supernatural elements were planned to be in the show from the get-go.
That’s pretty funny that they are putting lies in wiki pages now to manipulate perception. It’s just a TV show. It failed in what it was supposed to do. Unfortunately it still garners good ratings.
I guess I’ll just stick to series’ on HBO.
Again, conclusive proof that certain posters here are also members of the Tea Party Patriots and really dig the fashion statement of wearing tinfoil hats.
Putting lies in Wikipedia entries? MAYBE ALIENS DID IT.
Oh, you’re up to mocking him as a conspiracy-theory-wanker!
This your intention left aside, what is your position concerning Lost by the way? You manage to constantly maneuver around giving a solid arguable statement.
Oh and since the finaly of season 5 it’s officially “A Wizzard did it”
But maybe it’s an alien wizard
Betcha didn’t see that coming
BOOM
LOST
hands down: I’m stunned!!
Bill, what the fuck are you talking about? If I told you that I thought Obama’s birth certificate was in Kenya and scrawled on zebra hide with baboon dung (which I DON’T, just for the record), what does that have to do with Lost?
You want to know what the problem with the Lost creators claiming they had it all planned out is? That SO MANY retards out there believed them, THAT’S the problem. Now these retards are out running around trying to justify their own stupidity and pissing off those of us with I.Q.’s that are actually bigger than their shoe size.
Sorry for the partially duplicated comment. Hmmm… let’s see- that’s “apple c”… der…
Nico, back when I was a fan of the show, I used to believe all the shit the writers told us. One lie included the idea everything was planned out. Now that I see this isn’t the case, rational thought has won out and I can safely call the writers out for their deceit. Bill, on the other hand, either tries to change history (by saying the writers never said this) or avoids the argument by comparing LOST critics to a political movement that is in no way germane to the discussion. What next? Is he going to compare LOST fans to the Fabian Society or Critical theorists? Or perhaps he can compare LOST critics to people who don’t like the color red or Chinese food? [[Bill: What, you don't like LOST? Figures, you probably think Woodrow Wilson's foreign policy was too interventionist...dumbass.]]
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOUR USERNAME SUCKS EVEN THOUGH KATE SUCKS AS WELL
See Bill.
See Bill squirm.
Squirm Bill squirm.
Come on Bill, don’t you have a few more choice names in there for us. The typical fanboy way out, call us a few names say we don’t know shit, anfd run home with your tail tucked between your legs. Sound familiar BILL because you just done it. Bye bye Bill…..
Bill, have you ever had thoughts about having sex with your_____? How about your ______? It would help in future interactions with you. Thanks.
Bill that…that doesn’t any sense.
If the Locke Ness Smokester really wanted to kill Des, he could just have knifed him, or killed him as smokie.
I’m quite sure he can’t kill Des due to some arbitrary “rule” the writers have dreamed up. Des is “special” and a magical, pretty pony. So instead he just stashed him in the well, where he can’t interfere. It appears that next week that “Bitch Sayid” (as I’m calling him now, due to both his bitch-tits and for being Smoked Locke’s bitch) is either being sent by Smoked Locke to finish Des off, or doing it of his own volition.
Ya I also think this is just a stash spot for Dizzy Dezzy. In typical LOST fashion though, someone like Rose and Bernard will come along and save his button pushing ass. Nothing surprises me about this show anymore…..
Personally I think that since it was a magnet hole, and the last time Desmond was exposed to high powered magnets he was sent to the other world, this was smoke monsters way of forcing Desmond to be stuck in that other world. Considering no one has discovered this well over the course of the past 5 seasons, it’s not likely that anyone would go searching for him down there, either.
Now this might also be used as an explanation as to why Desmond took revenge on Locke in his other world. The other obvious (and previously stated) reason being that he just wanted to push him close to death in order to reveal alternate universe Locke to him.
Well hell, now just where is the fun in that…..
I think this well might have another donkey-wheel-like-contraption which will be some kind of a reset button or something. And Des with his “love” filled heart (now why am I reminded of Harry potter so much?) is the only one who can press it :-p.
The writers have a knack for fucking up the script like this. Rather that having Desmond, the last hope for humanity, die, and thereby throwing a wrench in the works, they instead have him magically saved.
I don’t think these tools are capable of tragedy.
Hey, how is alt-Hurley a millionaire, anyway?
He couldn’t have won the lottery, because he got those numbers from a guy in the mental institution, and he’s “never been in a mental institution before.”
I’ve said it before: this season would have been a lot better if the Alt-world just showed us what OUR Season 1 characters were doing if 815 never crashed…
Very true but I thought that on the plane he told Sawyer that he had one the lottery…..
That would be “won” the lottery…..
FOX: “American Idol” (22.6 million, 12.9/20)
FOX: “Glee” (14.4 million, 8.6/13)
CBS: “NCIS: Los Angeles” rerun (10.3 million, 6.7/10)
ABC: “Lost” (9.45 million, 5.6/9)
NBC: “The Biggest Loser” (9.2 million, 5.6/9)
The CW: “Melrose Place” season finale (1.1 million, 0.7/1)
“Tied with Biggest Loser”
Fitting.
Lost…biggest loser in more ways than one.
Goddamn a rerun of NCIS Los Angeles beat LOST!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I guess people must have taken there advice to heart when they told them to go watch NCIS…..
Right up there with The Biggest Loser.
What about Eloise Hawking? Are they ever going to touch on why she’s somehow able to move through time/other dimensions or whatever that crap was?
No. Probably not.
I used to love this show. This whole season has been AWFUL.
She’s probably banging Bernard in the alt-universe, and then Eloise and Rose are going to have to mud wrestle in the magical mud pit to get all the universes in order.
ONCE AGAIN: Now THAT I would watch!
Yes, yes you would…..
I always thought that about Rose. That she’s a slut I mean. No offense the the “Rose Fans” out there. I just had a feeling about her.
They need to hire Zoe Saldana or somebody to play young Rose. THAT would be hawt.
More like Queen Latifia back in the mid 80’s
My take on the Eloise thing is that Dizzy Dezzy came and told her everything that was going to happen before we actually seen him talk to her the first time, when he was buying the ring in the jewelry store. He was probably saying some shit like ” the next time you see me, I won’t know who you are, but you need to tell me, yoddy do and yoddy do do.” Catch my drift. Just my thinking anyways. And we all know that can be a very dangerous thing for all of us…..
By the way, what did thse writers write before this
daytime soap operas?
that is about the level they are working at
…i looked up some of them, but i don’t see a lot of “star writing” credits in their past
good to see the producers trusted real writing “talents” to take their show into the toilet
Toilet hell!!! Its way down in the sewer system now…..
I was hoping that when hurley came running out of the black rock he would fly through the air after the explosion like how Van Damme did in that movie.
Or how the Vincent look alike dog did in Independence Day.
Now that would be a good explanation for what happened to the statue: Hurley took it out.
That wold be alot more believeable than a wodden ship perched high up on a wave 100’s of feet high.
Considering the island is a metaphorical prison AND is able to travel through time, it’s quite surprising when characters shout, “There’s NO time!” – you know, since prison allows you only TIME, and the extra added bonus of being able to go BACK in time and live moments over and over again. At this rate, characters SHOULD shout, “The island is about to travel back in time, and Warden Jacob says we can’t leave, so let me tell you ALL about that Dharma food supply drop that happened YEARS after they were excommunicated from the human race. While I’m at it, have you ever wanted to know how that silly wheel in that cave manipulates time? Listen to THIS, won’t you?”
Next week on LOST:
Sun: Have you seen my husband, Jin?
Widmore: There’s no time for Jin right now!
When Sun, Jack, etc. met up with the rest of the gang I was so PISSED that Jin was back on the sub. I said: “Great, another fucking week of listening to this dumb hooker ask about her husband in Korean.” *sigh*
My husband’s name is Jin. Have you seen my husband, Jin?
I have to go find Sun, my wife. Have you seen my wife, Sun?
Too bad fucktard Hurley blew up the dynamite. I was kind of hoping Sun would be carrying a few sticks when the slo mo, arms out, run into each other and hug on the beach scene occurs.
My understanding is that it’s “Donkey Wheel,” I have yet to goolgle it to see what the “clue” may be to unraveling the secrets of this fine series.
Widmore: There’s no time for Jin right now!
Sun: Why not?
Widmore: We will have scotch instead. After that I will really show you how to make a baby…..
Oh, I’d also KILL to know Chang’s beauty secret. Did you notice he hasn’t aged a DAY in 27 years?! Maybe Jacob touched him with his Oil Of Olay-soaked fingers… I mean, I know Asian people generally live to be close to or OVER 100 years old, but how does he still look like a forty-five year old man despite the fact that he’s got to be pushing eighty by now?
A WIZARD DID IT!!!!
Black don’t crack…er…
To be fair, it is a show about time travel, and he was one of the people studying it. And Ben was born in ‘64 but the actor who plays him is ten years older, and played him as a man in his twenties during the purge.
Then again, he should be around the same age as Elly and Widmore.
Who the fuck knows.
I got to agree with you on this one Joseph. He is doing something right thats for sure…..
You all everybody. Isnt Jin locked in the freezer? Jack and Sun were discussing Suns garden at one point. Jack said he remembered when she first planted it. So apparently the garden grew backwards in time from 2004 to 1977. But that wasnt this week. For the first time – this weeks episode didnt make any sense…hahhahahaahahahhaahah ahh a h a
I don’t think this was the first episode to not make any sense. Just my thinking anyways. Dude you do know that everybody on the island is in 2007 right? Everybody in alt, side-B, sunken treasure island verse is in 2004.
Hear ye. Hear ye. As of this day forth I will no longer be calling it the alt, side-B, sunken treasure island verse. From this BOOM moment on I shall be calling it “THE FLIP SIDE” because its a whole hell of a lot easier to write. This decree has been set in stone. Thank you very much, you can all go about your business once again…..
I want Desmond to say “see you on the flip side, brotha” to Daniel.
HA!!! I love it…..
Actually I have not the slightest fucking idea what year any of them are in. I know that at one point Jack and company were in the present and Team Sawyer were in 1977. Then Hurley had a guitar case full of Snickers Bars which put hem all in the same year at the The Temple Of Doom.
I apologize for questioning you. I think you have it down better then I do. Great post…..
Hugo’s “Power of Love” kiss with Libby shook him the fuck right out the reality cloud, and plopped his fat ass right back – well I don’t know… The Island. Ya, that’s it. What if Hugo applied his Mc’Lovin skills in another more direct manner with Libby – you know that I mean…
You think he can find it under all that flesh?
He can’t do it because he got dick do…..
If the “Sexually Ambiguous Duo,” Sawyer and Miles kissed each other, maybe they would have remembered the Island also – something to think about…
Fucken Ace. Dude you make me laugh…..
Don’t you mean “The Ambiguously Gay Duo”? Man, I fucking love TV Funhouse. The only good thing on SNL for quite a while.
Remember the 6 episode spinoff on comedy central? it’s on dvd. look for it!
Dark UFO Poll this week:
Awesome 63% (11,881 votes)
Great 24% (4,580 votes)
OK 10% (1,984 votes)
Poor 2% (294 votes)
Awful 1% (180 votes)
Total Votes: 18,919
These same people vote for other stuff too – kind of scary.
Have you totaled my husband, Jin’s, vote?
Dang Joseph your husbands name is Jin? I ask because there is this really suckky show on TV called LOST, and this bitch on there has a husband named Jin too. What a coincidence aye…..
Minor nitpick:
Are they using TNT or dynamite? Neither one was invented at the time of the black rock setting sail (sigh), but i’m curious which one they referenced.
And yes, i’m too lazy to go back and watch the episode again to see.
p.s. They are often confused to be the same thing, but ironically enough TNT is a relatively weak “high explosive” that is hard to detonate, and is almost perfectly stable, whereas dynamite is very powerful but is one of the most unstable high explosives ever created. They’re both very popular in pop culture and are often interchanged. Plus, none of the above was a secret at the time of their invention (both invented around the same time, the 1860s) and I can’t fathom how anybody would load dynamite onto a wooden ship for an inter-seas voyage.
Since it’s LOST and the story line has no coherence anyway, they may have well loaded the Black Rock with C4.
Did anyone see this week’s South Park?
It was like an episode of Lost, only more believable…..
Do you remember the guy who was shot by Sawyer in Sydney? He whispered on the island :”It will come back around”. Aren’t the whispers ghosts stuck on the island? Oh wait..there must be a smart explanation, as they planned the show from day one.
What, that don’t make sense to you? Hmmm me neither…..
The reason Lost seems not to make much sense is that it is really a filmed live, Reality Show. It’s ABC’s version of SURVIVOR HAWAII. How can we possible predict what will happen next, or the the future when human nature is so unpredictable – geeze.
FUCKING PRODUCERS, FUCKING WRITTERS AND FUCKING CREW OF LOST!!!
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH ALL THESE FUCKERS ON THIS SITE ON 2 POINTS THAT ARE THE FOLLOWING:
1) ILIANA YOU ARE THE MOST USELESS FUCKING WHORE THERE FUCKING IS ON THIS FUCKING SHOW!!!! SHE COMES UP LIKE SHE IS THE FUCKING DAUGHTER OF FUCKING GOD (JACOB OF COURSE) KNOWING EVERYTHING AND SHE HAS NO CLUE OF NOTHING, TRAINING ALL HER FUCKING LIFE TO FUCKING DIE LIKE AN STUPID CUNT BLOWN UP WITH DINAMYTE AND TO KNOW NOTHING, TO FOLLOW FUCKING RICHARD AGAIN!!!
2) THE FUCKING WHISPERS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, IT IS FUCKING CRAP FUCKERS!! FIRST I ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT SCENE WHEN BEN STEAL DANIELLE ROUSSEAU’S (FRENCH WOMAN) BABY AND TELLS HER “IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, DON’T COME AFTER THE BABY AND IF YOU HEAR WHISPEARS THEN RUN THE OTHER WAY”
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT? HE BASICALLY GIVE US THE IDEA THAT THE FUCKING OTHERS CONTROL THE WHISPERS AND NOW THEY TOLD AS THE FUCKING WHISPERS ARE “DEAD PEOPLE/GHOSTS TRAP ON THE FUCKING ISLAND?? SO LET ME ASK SOMETHING WHEN PEOPLE SAW GHOST LIKE EKKO SEEING HIS BROTHER, OR KATE THE HORSE, OR JACK HIS DAD, OR HUGO HIS MENTAL HOSPITAL FRIEND. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? THAT WAS THE FUCKING SUPER DEVIL SMOKEY OR WHERE THE GHOSTS OF DEAD PEOPLE!! IF IT WAS SMOKEY THEN WHY HE KILL EKO, BUT NOT HUGO, JACK AND KATE. BECAUSE JACK AND HUGO ARE CANDIDATES WHY HE DID NOT KILL THEM AND KATE WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS THE WHORE OF THE CANDIDATES OR WHAT? WHY THE FUCK THIS FUCKING SMOKEY DID NOT KILL AL THESE CANDIDATES ALONG THIS FUCKING USELESS 6 SEASONS, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF NOT KILLING THEM? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF KILLING EKKO?
SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW MATE, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I FUCKING MEET A FUCKING PRODUCER/CAST/WRITTER OF LOST IN PERSON, I AM GOING TO TAKE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND TELL HIM ” SORRY DUDE, I HAD IT ALL PLAN SINCE THE BEGINNING”.
END OF FUCKING PART 1
THIS SHOW IS THE BIGGEST DISSAPOINTING ON EARTH, I BET DARK UFO IS GETTING VERY LOW HITS ON HIS SITE. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE FUCKING FUNNY THING THAT EVERY TIME I GO TO DARK UFO SITE AND GO TO THE POLL OF “WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE EPISODE?
AND YOU SEE THIS KIND OF RESULTS:
AWESOME 62%
GREAT 24%
OK 11 %
POOR 2 %
AWFULL 1 %
END OF PART 2
HOW THE FUCK DOES DARK UFO THINKS THAT ANY REAL LOST EX-FAN WOULD COME BACK TO HIS SITE, IF HE LIES ON THE RESULTS OF THE POLL IT IS RIDICULUS !!! WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO BELIEVE THAT 62 %, THINK THIS FUCKING EPISODE WAS AWESOME!!!
SERIOUSLY DARK UFO I DID LOST THE RESPECT ON YOUR SITE, NOT GETTING THERE AGAIN DUDE, BE HONEST WITH THE FANS!! DONT BE THE PRODUCERS BITCH!!
CHEERS AND THANK GOD THERE IS ONLY 6 EPISODES LEFT ON THIS FUCKING SHOW!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ALREADY WATCH 12 EPISODES AND NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPEN, JUST SELLING SMOKE, FUCKING SMOKEY!!
END OF PART 3 (PUT THIS IN 3 PARTS BECAUSE IT WAS TO MANY CHARACTERS FOR THE FUCKING TEXT BOX)
Damb dude you have got to feel a whole lot better getting all that outta ya. I know I sure would. Are you sure that your not holding a little something back. Come on now, you can let it all out here, we got big shoulders…..
I don’t understand what’s up with those ratings. It’s like over at gamespot, every game has an 8 or a 9 out of 10 (0.0-9.9).
About point 1), it’s not the actor’s fault (except for Jack, Matt Fox is a fag), but the writers. They keep introducing these new characters. However, the people are still attached to the old characters. Therefore, we don’t like it when one of the new characters tries to throw their weight around. I hated Anna Luci for this same reason, as I did Mr. Eko, Juliette, Miles, Faraday, Charlotte.
About point 2) they definitely did a last minute rewrite with the whispers
THE ONLY REASON THEY PUT THIS ALL NEW CHARACTERS IS SO THE SHOW GOES ON WITH NEW INFO THAT IS WORTH SHIT, SO THEY SELL YOU MORE SMOKE!! AND ABOUT THE CHARACTERS YOU MENTION I LOVE EKKO, EVEN JULIETTE . BUT, I FUCKING HATED MILES AND CHARLOTTE BECAUSE ALL THIS MESSAGES FROM THE DEATH HE DOES, THAT IS WHEN THE BULL SHIT STARTED WITH THIS FUCKING CHARACTERS BUT MOST OF ALL I HATE FUCKING FARADAY BECAUSE HE WAS THE REAL MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHANGE THIS FUCKING SHOW FROM RATIONAL AND REAL TO FUCKING TIME TRAVE SCIFI BULL SHIT.
I knew ya had a little more in ya. Now I bet you feel like a whole new you. Come back and visit us anytime day or night. Because were here for you…..
NOT A PROBLEM FUCKER!!! BUT YOU DID NOT EVEN SO 1/10 OF WHAT I HAVE IN ME WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW!! WHAT ABOUT YOU I READ A LOT OF YOUR COMMENTS AND SERIOUSLY THEY ARE PRETTY GAY!! TAKE IT OUT FUCKER LIKE A REAL MAN!!
No matter what I wouldn’t take it out in front of you. You would probably want to touch it or something…..
Or now you can call our new hotline. The number is 867-5309. Ask for Jenny.
Desclaimer: This call is not a free call. Application fees vary from state to state. Must be 18 years or older. Persons under 18 must have parents permission before dialing. Void where prohibited…..
SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH YOUR GAY COMMENTS, FUCKER?
SMOKIE’S COMMENTS ARE FUCKING RETARDED, I AGREE. SMOKIE, PLEASE CONTINUE TO ENJOY MUNCHING ON THE COCK
It is sometime difficult to read the posts here. So please use ALL CAPS. They will stand out more and we will all pay very close attention your extremely important comments concerning, “SURVIVOR HAWAII.”
ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY OF CAPS LOCK
THIS THREAD RULES!!!!1!1!
FUCK YOU ECLIPSE, AND YOU AS WELL ACE. PUKSTER YOU’RE COOL, BUT FUCK OFF AS WELL JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES
SMOKIE NOT LOCKE LOVES PENIS
MM DELICIOUS WANG
Sure seems funny to me that all you fuckers think about is cock and being gay. Whats up with that? My thinking is that guys who sit around thinking about cocks and being gay, well, need I say more…..
It’s called “Reaction Formation.”
A guy keeps saying, “I hate gays – those fucking fags…” over and over. He’s embarrassed of his “secret” homosexual feelings, and is OVER COMPENSATING… get it?
And then there’s all the dick (penis) talk… That’s another issue to be discussed at a later time.
See what happens when you spend too much time smoking that glass dick? Mr. Garrison was right: “Drugs are bad, m’kay?”
What are you trying to say ace? That I’m gay just because I really enjoyed that Law&Order episode where that gay guy got murdered?
Dark UFO comment:
“Everyone loves Hugo episodes. They always deliver a message, but they usually do it with an interesting mix of humor and sarcasm. This week, they even did it with darker and more shadowy overtones. Despite the increasing tension and imminent violence of the upcoming storyline, Hurley was still able to shine through.”
COOL, DOG, INFECTED AND MYSELF ARE PLEASED TO SEE THAT YOU HATE LOST SO MUCH THAT YOU REGULARLY CHILL AT LOST FANSITES.
Yeah and the three of you probably sit around every night in a circle jerk just wishing you could be like us…..
In Charlie’s voice: Who arrrrrre you?
Trying to play me out like I’m Tom Friendly’s BF or something? Yeah that even made me laff…
Whatevs…
laff…
Whatevs…
Eat a slice of ‘za…
You’re badly dating yourself, tween or pre-teen?
Compared to the other Trolls around here (of both the loving and hating Lost variety), you are like a breath of fresh, trolly air. Infected, you are like this sites ass-hole brother in law. Even though we kind of want to kick your ass, you still make us laugh.
DUDE THE FUCKING EPISODE SUCKS COCK!!! WE SAW 2 WEEKS AGO JIN X SUN LOVE, 1 WEEK AGO DESMOND AND PENNY AND THIS WEEK HUGO AND LIBBI, WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT EPISODE?
DOESNT MATTER WHAT THEY DO MATE, THEY FUCK UP SO MUCH THAT THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO FIX IT!!! BUT, THE WORST IS THAT THE WRITTERS DONT EVEN TRY TO FIX IT THEY JUST FUCK IT MORE AND MORE!!! THE FUCKING WHISPERS EXPLANATION IS A PROOF OF THAT!!!
Just watched a bit of the Richard episode: are they joking with this Devil/Hell angle? MIB and Jacob gave two conflicting stories. I tend to agree with MIB b/c Jacob looks like a repeat sex offender.
IT IS SO FUCKING SAD TO SAY THAT IS NO JOKE!!! THE ISLAND IS HELL, SMOKEY IS THE DEVIL, JACOB IS GOD/JESUS/MOISES/POPE/ANGEL/WHOEVER AND THE ISLAND KEEPS THE EVIL INSIDE SO IT DOES NOT TO SPREAD!! SO THAT MEANS THAT WHILE THE ISLAND EXITS THERE IS NO EVIL ON THE WORLD, WHAT FUCKING EXPLANATION IS THAT?
BUT, THE BEST THING IS THAT THIS SEASON AND ALL THIS SHOW IS ABOUT 2 PERSONS JACOB/MIB THAT NO ONE HEARD ABOUT IN 5 SEASONS AND THE ALL SHOW IS ABOUT THEM. THE WORST THING IS NOT ONLY THAT IS THAT THEY TRY TO MAKE US BELIEVE THAT JACOB WAS IN EVERY ONES LIVES JUST PUTTING AN EPISODE SAYING SO, LIKE WITH NIKKI AND PAULO, NO ONE KNEW WHO THEY WERE BUT, THEY JUST ADD THEM ON THE SHOW LIKE THEY WERE SINCE THE BEGGINING OF THE SHOW IT WAS FUCKING RIDICULUS!!! AND AFTER SEEN SHIT LIKE THAT YOU HAD TO HEAR!! IT ALL BEEN PLAN SINCE THE BEGGINING, BULL SHIT!
Why are you writing in all caps? Are you KEAMY? (get it? CAPS?).
Dude you are something else. Your shit is just that, its shit. It make no sense, just a garbled up bunch of nonsence thats hard to read because you don’t even try to spell anything right. AND ITS ALL IN CAPS!!! So in conclusion I take it that your probably a little 14 year old fucktard fanboy that needs his little ass kicked. So you and your freaky little fanboy friends that in typical fanboy fashion like to call people names over the internet can “SUCK MY ASS” because I would be willing to bet you wouldn’t talk your shit if we was standing face to face. So hurry up and grab your Scooby Doo lunch boxes so you won’t be late for school…..
Well MIB said it is Hell, but Jacob said it isn’t, then Michael implied it’s prugatory. If it is hell, why do you need a special compass bearing to get out of it? How do you send radio signals through hell? How do you get in and out of it?
SMOKIE NOT LOCK AS I SAID FUCKING BEFORE NO ONE CARES OF YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS, I MAKE NO SENSE AND I AM 14 EVEN FUCKING 10 IF YOU LIKE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE JUST A FAT FUCK THAT NO GIRL WANTS TO FUCK SO YOU HAVE TO PICK WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE ON THE STREET THE TAKE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!! YOU LITTLE FUCK FACE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!!!! YOU SHOULD GO SPEND YOUR FUCKING LIFE WITH FUCKING SMOKEY AND FUCKING JACOB ON THE FUCKING ISLAND!!
WOW!!! Dude you make me laugh. You can’t spell, you can’t even form a sentance correctly and your definitely retarded. Because trying to read your dipshit posting is almost impossible!!! So go suck on your mama’s tity. Oh, and dude, you need to start paying a little more attention in school so you will be able to write a little more comprehensible. If that word is a little to big for you sound it out, then look it up in the dictionary. That is if you even know how to use one. As for my love life, it really isn’t none of your concern. If you just have to know though you need to talk to my wife. One more thing and then I will let you go back to masterbating like a Reece’s monkey and throwing your feces at people as they walk by your cage. At least I don’t have to post in all capitol letters so I will get noticed. I hear your mom calling you so you can go to bed you little fucktard you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
Lets take it down a notch. We have bigger fish to fry (Infested, Bill)
Here is your shout out Jelson since your so far back. Thing is, the bastard is “smiling” all the way to the bank…..
OR MAYBE YOU COULD JUST SUCK IT INSTEAD, PUKSTER. HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, EXACTLY?
ALSO, TRUST ME, SMOKIE NOT LOCKE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING TOOLBOX ON THE PLANET. THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS REVERE HIS POSTS MAKES YOU GUYS A BUNCH OF FUCKWADS AS WELL.
Smokie, it could be that he doesn’t have money for a new keyboard and his Caps Lock key is stuck.
or it could be some troll trying to present a caricature version of us “crazies” – you know, all caps, cursing, saying Fuck all the time, making no sense.
either way. who cares.
Usually, when people see a post in all caps they just skip over it. something to think about.
No Jelson, I think he really is an idiot.
And to the CAPSLOCK guy, there’s no ‘exactly’, it’s just “How’d you like those apples?”
INCORRECT EVIL PUKSTER
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT ANYONE CAN MODIFY CLICHES IN ANY PARTICULAR WAY THAT THEY WANT TO
YOU DO NOT GET TO CONTROL SUCH THINGS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOD, JUST PUKSTER
I WAS WONDERING BTW
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE COMPLETELY OWNED BY A GUY WHO TALKS ONLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS
DOES IT FEEL GOOD OR BAD
ALSO BTW
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION REGARDING YOUR HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG PREFERENCE
I WILL CONTINUE ASKING UNTIL YOU RESPOND
PLS ADVISE
You can’t change these expressions/stereotypes. Try putting on an Elvis suit this Halloween (or tonight you nut bag) and walk around town saying, “Well Thank you. Thank you a lot.”
What do mean the episode sucks? They TOLD US WHAT THE WHISPERS ARE! It’s an answer, just like they promised us – answers.
What time is V on?
DUDE THE FUCKING EPISODE SUCKS!!! THE WHISPERS WERE ALWAYS RELATED BY THE OTHERS AND NOW THE FUCKING TELL US THE WHISPERS ARE FUCKING GHOSTS THAT CANNOT GET OUT OF THE ISLAND?? REALLY YOU BOUGHT THAT SHIT? THEN YOU SHOUD GO WITH JACK , JIN AND COMPANY FOR SOME TIME TRAVELING, I BET YOU BOUGHT THAT TOO. HOW YOU CAN BUY THIS SCIFI SHIT??
DUDE – I WAS BUSTING YOUR EGGS AND YOU FELL FOR IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER… DUDE.
THAT WAS WAY EASY DUDE!
This fucktard has got to be on crack.
THE WHISPERS WERE ALWAYS RELATED BY THE OTHERS AND NOW THE FUCKING TELL US THE WHISPERS ARE FUCKING GHOSTS
I don’t know where this dude goes to school, but if my kids would have come home writing like that, I would have went down to the school and had the teacher fired. Or maybe this boy is just plain tongue in cheek retarded. Either way how can you not feel a little sorry for the poor bastard…..
For fuck sake, the whisperers were the morons running around in another time… ah segments, zone, or whatever, to make it seem like “MIST,” or some other out-dated role playing PC game… but at least make it a good one….
SAWYER: They kidnapped Jin. Why are we just sitting here doing nothing??
SMOKE: James, there is a difference between waiting and doing nothing.
What SMOKE really meant: James, we are going to devote an entire episode soon to Jin and Sun finding each other. It will be filled with horrifically cheesy music, and some slow-motion beach scenes lifted straight from Bo Derek’s trot in “10″. At the end of this episode, Sun and all of her friends are going to come to our camp for no logical reason, and when they do, we need to make sure that Jin isn’t here, so for now he is inexplicably held hostage by Liz Lemon. Later, when Sun shows up at camp, it will be the first time she hasn’t immediately asked “WHERE IS JIN?????”, which is really strange, because it will also be the first time that the question would be completely fucking appropriate, given that she has repeatedly been told that he is here.
What SMOKE really, really meant is that ABC has paid the Bad Robot for 17/18 episodes this season, and goddamit, they’re gonna get ‘em!
What’s done is done. When the $ has already passed hands… what do you expect?
Just curious but, the show is six episodes from the end and it seems that no one knows what the show is about. Does anyone have any idea what the point of this show is?
Love and Wizards
Iron and Copper.
Shit and fell in it…..
Advertising revenue.
We have a winner!!!
It’s about:
Gay love (Sawyer and Miles)
Handgun and Rifle handling
Breast implants (Sun)
Mixing booze with cool designer pills (Jack-ass)
A well, dug by hand. It makes the compasses go crazy, you know. No water down there, nope. Just dirt. Crazy compass confusing dirt.
“Hey, did you guys notice that our compass needles spin around on this island?”
“Yeah! I did notice that. I wonder what causes it. How could we find out what causes that to happen?”
“I noticed it too. I think we should dig a well, right HERE but since we don’t know how to use or make tools,( except for compasses), I suggest we dig it with our bare hands.”
I don’t know why the compass spins around… maybe we should dig a hole?
We know now that the two universes influence each other. So that’s why A-Hugo never loses weight – his parallel self is eating for 2 (hundred). And you thought there would be no answers. Aren’t you ashamed of yourselves right now?
And it’s almost if Desmond knew that he’d be thrown into this dark musty narrow hole but somehow didn’t seem to care at all – Now I know why Penny is standing in most of her scenes.
First they killed off all the black characters and now the only character that the black guy is talking to, is the one that smells like fried chickens?! Where is the NAACP when you need them?
And no wonder Hurley’s father divorced his mother. After giving birth to Hugo, having sex with her was like parking your scooter in the hangar of the space shuttle.
Do you remember that they claimed that everything would be explained scientifically? Are you sure they didn’t say ‘Scientologically’?
Thank you, after the break we’ll talk to Diana Robins from the San Diego zoo. Play us out Kevin.
Can we have links to where they said everything would be explained scientifically, and how they knew everything from the beginning. Then post these links in big bright red flashing text on the left hand side of the screen, with arrows point at them, reading ‘TROLLS CLICK HERE’. Then do that java scrip thing where when you scroll the page down, the link scrolls down too.
Granted, this will only slow the trolls down. Like Ann Coulter claiming a liberal candidate is gay, or liberal mothers are whores, if you cut down one argument, four more illegitimate ones will grow in its place
HELLO, PUKSTER. I AM JOHN MCCAIN, U.S. SENATOR AND 2008 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.
I WOULD LIKE TO OPEN THIS LETTER BY TELLING YOU THAT YOU SOUND LIKE AN ENORMOUS HOMOSEXUAL. PLEASE ADVISE IF IT IS INDEED TRUE THAT YOU LIKE PENIS, AND NOT VAGINA.
SECONDLY, I AGREE THAT THESE LINKS SHOULD BE POSTED. I HAVE FOUND NO SUCH LINKS MYSELF BUT BECAUSE YOU SEEM SO CERTAIN THEY EXIST, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO FIND THEM, YOUNG PUKSTER.
THIRDLY, I DON’T THINK ANY OF THESE EVIL, DREADED TROLLS YOU TALK SO ANGRILY AND VENOMOUSLY ABOUT REALLY HAVE EVER MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATIONS. I AM QUITE SURE, AS A U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, THAT THE PEOPLE WHO FREQUENT THIS SITE ARE THE ONLY BITCHES, IF YOU WILL, THAT BRING THAT SHIZNIT UP CONSTANTLY, YO.
IN CONCLUSION, PLEASE REREAD THE QUESTION WHERE I ASK YOU IF YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL AND RESPOND PUBLICLY. OTHERWISE, I WILL ASSUME YOU ENJOY PENIS, NOT VAGINA.
SINCERELY,
JOHN MCCAIN
2008 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
GREETINGS, SEN. MCCAIN
MANY SALUTATIONS
RECENTLY, I USED THE MYSTICAL WEBSITE “GOOGLE.COM” TO GOOGLE THIS VERY SUBJECT
I FOUND AN ARTICLE AND AM NOW USING THE PASTE FUNCTION OF MY PERSONAL DESKTOP COMPUTER TO PASTE IN SOMETHING THAT MAY MAKE THE EVIL PUKSTER ACCIDENTALLY DROP THE DELICIOUS COCK OUT OF HIS MOUTH
HERE IS THE PASTE
READ ON
DL: We function on Jurassic Park rules, which are, if you can convince me that a mosquito can bite a dinosaur and then get preserved in amber, and that the DNA will not degrade over all that period of time, then you can show me a cloned dinosaur and I won’t call it a science-fiction movie. And, you know, we try to do the same thing on the show. If something highly unlikely occurs, we try to offer up some grounding in the actual physical world that we understand in an effort to explain it—except in the case of things that don’t potentially have a scientific explanation, which is where the show begins to go into its own territory.
GREETINGS SAMMY
HERE IS THE QUOTE THAT HAS ALL OF THE WHY LOST SUCKS FANS GETTING THEIR LOVELY, SILKY AND LACY PANTIES IN QUITE THE DELIGHTFUL BUNCH
“”We’re still trying to be … firmly ensconced in the world of science fact, I don’t think we’ve shown anything on the show yet … that has no rational explanation in the real world that we all function within. We certainly hint at psychic phenomena, happenstance and … things being in a place where they probably shouldn’t be. But nothing is flat-out impossible. There are no spaceships. There isn’t any time travel.”
BECAUSE MY NAME IS BILLY, I WILL INSERT SOME FACTS IN HERE FOR YOU
1. THE QUOTE WAS FROM 2005. QUICKLY, I JUST PULLED OUT MY CALCULATOR AND USED IT TO DETERMINE THAT THE INTERVIEW WAS FIVE YEARS AGO
2. HMM, HE SAYS THAT THE SHOW HASN’T SHOWN ANYTHING ON THE SHOW *****yet***** THAT DOESN’T HAVE A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION YET. HMM. I AM VERY CONFUSED BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS WORD *****yet**** MEANS. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT YET MEANS?
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR TIME. I NOT AZ SMART AZ U SO PLEASE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT YET MEANS. THANK YOU
You know when you drive around for a long time blasting your music and then turn of your car and come back the next day and turn your car on and your music is like “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”. That’s what you sound like to me.
HELLO AMERICANS EVERYWHERE
I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU NOTICED WHAT PUKSTER JUST DID
IT IS A TACTIC CALLED EVASION, USED IN MANY MILITARY CAMPAIGNS AND IN POLITICAL SITUATIONS AS WELL
PUKSTER NOTICED THAT HE BASICALLY GOT OWNED JUST THERE
SO HE QUICKLY SAID
“AHHH YOU ARE SO LOUD” WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THE SUBSTANCE OF THE POST
RIGHT NOW HE IS THINKING “WOW I AM STUPID” AND GUESS WHAT, MY FELLOW AMERICANS
HE IS
CORRECT
And you’re just butthurt that I slapped you with a “lawyer tactic” in another post, so you went scrounging for ways to get me back. Oh, and I don’t read your posts in their entirety. Try takin off the ALLCAPS then maybe people will listen to/you’ll actually get laid.
Perhaps, scataologically?
There’s a reason why Hurley doesn’t get all the girls mom. He’s a fucking fag. No other extraordinarily rich and famous DUDE is without a trophy wife no matter how fat or ugly he is (Seal’s face is fucked). Next week are we going to discover that Desmond is William Wallace and he’s had it in for Smokie Longshanks for the last 700 years. I thought Sun and Jin would finally sit down for some kimchi together, but thats right, Jin is over with Widmore. The inevitable “Where is Jin?” will be scrawled on the notepad next week. I prefer it if she spoke in Korean, I could make up my own translations that would be half acceptable plot conclusions and half sexual inuendo. Widmore… I prefered him as Jim Robinson on Neighbours; that is a show that doesn’t hide the fact that its pure trash. Are we supposed to just forget about the Iron Chef, Lennon, evil tesing machine, Adabisi Ecko, Tunisia etc? Creepy teacher pervs down at the beach, one who has his student over his house for night time study sessions, nice. Where was Cheech? Mikey: “Tell Libby I’m very sorry… Oh and thanks for Mr Clucks, me and the brothers hit that new joint you got up in Giza when were shootin the shit with Thoth.” Why the fuck is there a Mr Clucks at every great wonder of the world? Anyone else honestly expected to see a “Dedicated to Jorge Garcia – 1976-2010″ at the end of the show? Was the benefit Hurley had to talk at for the “Childhood Obesity Foundation”? “Diabetes Research and Wellness Foundation”? Guest appearance on “Jamie’s School Dinners”? “Heart Support of America”? At least LOST is sending the right message to kids, Its OK to be obese, as long as you win the lottery you’ll have a happy life.
BOOOOOOM (A supersised BOOM)
LOST
FAT ROBOT
Someone PLEASE answer me this….
How the FUCK do they always have lit torches?? Is there some sort of gas station that they can dip their sticks into? And the fucking sound affects when they turn around with one…. “Whhoooooooshhhhhh…”. Something outta Lord of the Rings.
Yes, I had forgot about that. Was kinda funny when ole Smokie dropped his torch down the well and then they switched to a different camera angle and, I’ll be a son of a bitch if he didn’t have another one. I don’t remember Dezzylu Who having one. I guess them wizards are all over the goddamn place. Or better yet maybe he got it from one of them whispering fucks…..
FLocke had two torches. He lit the other one just before throwing one down the well.
One of my favorite scenes is when they arrive at camp Flocke and after spending 10 minutes working out that nobody would do anything they step out from behing a tree with a lite torch. I was like how the fuck do you stand there with I lit torch without any light coming out.
Because, it’s like Gilligan’s Island. There is just useful stuff made from jungle components just lying around all over the island. Torches, radios, huts, cooking implements, whatever you need.
This season sucks, don’t watch it on TV, wait until the next day and download it for free & without commercials. Don’t support the shitty writing.
Final episode prediction. Final scene will be 5 minutes of slow motion walking, semi-smiling and hugging with some kind of stringed instrumental playing in the background.
Take that to the bank.
Dude, for being a site host you sure are random…That observation is like sooooo dry Mr. Eko might beat you with a wooden crucifix for making it…
Whatevs… I’d troll you more but my accountant left a message and I need to run. I’ll be thinking of you all while the IRS has me bent over the table.
^^…
Damn, so I have 3 clone-trolls trolling me right now…I’ve made it mom, I’ve really made it! The lack of an ellipses gives you away BTW…It’s funny though because non of you can really capture my verbal marksmanship, but I am entertained^^…
Verbal marksmanship!!! What does that mean exactly? Oh I get it. Talking shit!!! It is kind of funny though, having numerous clones that is. I guess that means everybody wants to be Infected…..
God damnit Infected, I demand you cite me as a source every time you use the word ‘elipses’. Lord knows you lack the highschool education necessary to know what ‘…’ is called. I introduced you to that term.
You have 30 days to comply after which I will charges against you.
How can we be sure that you say who you are? After all, you are infected?
Chill, IS NOT Infected, you are living a Lost JJ dream. I have taken over your body ala MIB&Flocke and am now doing weird and wonderful things with it…
^^…
@Pukster, please I have fucking degree in English and in Journalism from Syracuse…”You” introduced me to “ellipses”? Atleast spell it right if you wanna get credit…Oh and before you hit me with it let me just tell you it don’t mean shit that I gotta an English degree and still ain’t grammatically correct on the interwebz…Now I’m talking like SMOKIE’s hickass…
ALSO to dude above me: I LOVE MY CLONE TROLLS^^!! Also bitch just cuz you’re Infected, you don’t have to steal my name, you’d be: “Plimpfected”
HA HA, PUKSTER, YOU DUMB BASTARD–INFECTED IS CORRECT. ELLIPSES HAS TWO LS IN IT.
FACE IT, EVIL PUKSTER. YOU HAVE FAILED. YOUR DEATH IS NIGH, EVIL ONE
“I have “fucking” degree in English and in Journalism from Syracuse”
Not much of a degree if you have to emphasize it with an f-bomb? Why not urinate on it too to complete the mental image of what you’re painting for us?
^^…
..|.
WHAT A STUPID FUCKING POST, FAKE INFECTED
YOU SUCK AT PROVING POINTS
I HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGLISH TOO AND I WILL SAY FUCK AS MANY TIMES AS I FUCKING DAMN WELL PLEASE, FUCKING FAKE INFECTED
FUCK YOU, BY THE WAY
I FORGOT TO SAY THAT EARLIER SO I’LL SAY IT AGAIN BELOW
FUCK YOU
Sure you do, Sunshine… and I’m Napolean.
^^…
..|.
GUESS WHAT FAKE INFECTED
YOU SPELLED NAPOLEON WRONG
I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU ARE STUPID, CORRECT
THANK YOU
spelling police are we timmie? I’ll send a humble apology to merriam websters if that calms your heart.
Whatev’s… you’re a good laff but after all I am Infected and you aren’t.
THIS IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
WHICH INFECTED ARE YOU
THE REAL ONE OR THE FUNNY ONE
PLEASE ADVISE
@Infected:”I have fucking degree in English and in Journalism from Syracuse”
-What did you have to do to get in? Open the door?
HA HA HA PUKSTER THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE
THIS IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT BY THE WAY
I WAS JUST KIDDING YOUR JOKE REALLY WASN’T FUNNY
I BET NO ONE LAUGHS WHEN THEY READ IT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK ON BEING FUNNY AND THEN COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE FUNNY SHIT TO POST
THEN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO YOU
BYE PUKSTER TALK TO YOU LATER
I earned mine the hard way but I think that other Infected got his from a traveling degree wizard.
^^…
Helluva exorcism you guys got going on here.
“Sure you do, Sunshine… and I’m Napolean.
^^…
..|.”
Haha…You gave yourself away with this post Plimp you faggot blimp pilot…haha..
@pukster – Syracuse is a top 5 university for journalism in the United States…Now c’mon bro, I actually don’t even hate you and your mom….
This post has the PETA seal of approval.
No Meerkats were injured in the making of this post.
I’m sure Syracuse is a great uni, I just couldn’t resist
protip: stay out of this infected, ALLCAPS is on a crash course and he has no intention of pulling up.
Tyler, with all due respect for starting this great site, do you ever read it?
He doesn’t need to. He is like Jacob – pulling the strings behind the strings while we do his bidding.
behind the scenes…
Like the people on LOST who you claim are assholes, you worship and protect this false GOD who doesn’t even exist…You belong on the fucking Island…
If I was a character on Survivor Hawaii, I would be like Jack-ass, fucked-up on my “pills” day and night, getting Kate’s pune in LA.
Infected on the other hand, would be like Miles, heartbroken and jealous of Sawyer’s every move, wanting to plant a big wake-up kiss on him.
YO TYLER, GUESS WHAT
YOU MAKE THE DUMBEST FUCKING OBSERVATIONS EVER
BUT PEOPLE STILL WORSHIP YOUR PENIS
PLEASE ADVISE AS TO WHY THIS IS
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
Anyone remember my “Charlie and The Chocolate Factory” theory? Now, what music did they choose to play over top of next week’s promo?
I remember it. I even made an Oompa Loompa reference in your honor several comments back.
I was thinking about Dezmondo escaping from the well by drinking too much Wonka soda pop and floating up out of it.
I’m telling you – final scene: Jack and Jacob in a glass elevator, holding hands and singing as they soar over the island, while Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, and Jin (still crying because Sun died) wave from the seashore.
“And Jack, don’t forget what happened to the man that suddenly got everthing he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after!”
Then some strings, because they need to throw a curve ball in. Then fade to black, and SCENE.
My favorite insane TV critic, USA Today’s Robert Bianco: “And while ABC won’t be doing so much longer, it’s currently airing the best hour on TV, Lost.”
He must sport major wood every time the plot meanders back to the need to blow up the hopelessly-disabled plane.
Bianco also thinks that Community is the best thing going on NBC. Not in the sense that it’s the least-objectionable turd in NBC’s programming cesspool, he actually believes that this Chevy Chase sitcom is both funny and heartwarming. Words fail me…
HELLO SHITHEAD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR FUCKING USELESS POST ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DISLIKE A TV CRITIC. IT IS UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. I AM RESPONDING BECAUSE I DON’T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD THAT NO ONE CARES.
EXACTLY!! FUCKING USELESS BITCH!!
Why do you hate America?
I LOVE AMERICA. YOU GUYS ARE EVIL TERRORISTS.
Why do you hate evil terrotists?
I HATE YOU AS WELL, JELSON. PLEASE ENJOY THIS SHIT SANDWICH I HAVE PREPARED FOR YOUR CONSUMPTION. YOUR DEATH IS NIGH, EVIL JELSON
Why do you hate shit sandwiches?
LMMFAO “Your death is ‘NIGH’ “?
Brilliant^^…
EVIL JELSON, I ADVISE YOU STRONGLY AND WITH MUCH ANGER TO REREAD MY POST. IN THAT POST, I NEVER ONCE REVEALED MY HATRED OF SANDWICHES COMPOSED OF SHIT. RATHER, I EXPRESSED MY HATRED OF YOU, EVIL WRETCH, AND THE HORRIBLE POSTS AND PARAGRAPHS THAT YOU BRING TO THE INTERNET. YOU ARE A POX ON THIS SITE, EVIL JELSON, AND I SHALL SEE YOU IN HELL
Terrortist Tater Tots…Rortist, You all everybody. Retortist Retator Retots.
Why do you hate evil wretches?
HELLO PUKSTER
AMERICAN PATRIOT HERE
AGAIN I MUST REDIRECT YOU TO MY ORIGINAL POST
I IN NO WAY SAID I HATE EVIL WRETCHES, THOUGH I INDEED DO
I SAID I HATED YOU, EVIL ONE
I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL AND STUPID AND I DO NOT LIKE YOUR NAME EITHER
PLEASE RESPOND TO MY QUESTION ABOUT HAMBURGERS
Why do you hate hamburgers?
All trolling aside, there isn’t shit on network TV that’s really good…LOST is like awesome in comparison to anything network TV has to offer…Most national critics are middle-America in nature, so it’s not odd they’d like LOST in comparison…Community is actually pretty good if you actually watched the shit…Any fan of Joel McHale’s Soup show will tell you that…Man you people are more snobbish than me…Ain’t shit for you to watch…Why not read fucking books then??
HBO and SHOWTIME shows last usually 10 eps tops! What the fuck else can you people watch? I fucking really feel bad for you…Even a snob like me who hates Micheal Bay with everything in my soul understands why he exists…I’ve severely overestimated my snob ability compared to you people…Jesus Blacksmoke…
^
I’m a huge fan of The Soup, and Community still sucks. I stuck thru the first 5 episodes because of Joel McHale, saw it wasn’t getting any better, and gave up. Saw another episode a few weeks ago, didn’t laugh once. Didn’t smile once. It’s not as bad as something like Accidentally On Purpose, but, then again, what is?
If the island can interfere with the normal operations of mechanical\chemical devices like guns and dynamite, why can’t it ground the airplane?
Actually, it seems to me that it can only prevent chemical explosions from happening (like gunpowder and dynamite). Can it prevent, what Borat calls, ‘liquid’ explosions? I can see Sawyer and redhead having sex, she’s saying “oh yeah on my face… yes… wait. what happened?!” and he answers “It’s the island, it won’t let me creampie you until it’s done with me.”
BOOM
HAHA The Island ruins the Kate Bukake scene, and the subsequent Kate-Claire-Juliette cum swap scene.
EVIL PUKSTER, I SEE THAT YOU ARE WRITING POSTS ABOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE AND HAVE CREATED A SEXUAL SCENARIO INVOLVING THREE WOMEN. YOU ARE AN EVIL, MISOGYNISTIC PERSON, AND YOU ALSO MISSPELLED JULIET’S NAME, YOU FOOL. YOU AND JELSON SHOULD GO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO EACH OTHER, AS YOU ARE BOTH EVIL
Yet they understand punctuation and they can obviously find their ‘Caps Lock’ buttons.
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT IS FILLED WITH RAGE! HE IS ANGERED THAT THE MALICIOUS, MALEVOLENT PLIMP IS IMPLYING THAT HE IS ACCIDENTALLY NOT USING APPROPRIATE PUNCTUATION.
INCORRECT, PLIMP. INCORRECT. TROLLING IS MUCH FUNNIER WHEN YOU DO NOT END YOUR FINAL SENTENCE WITH A PERIOD
AND I AM NOT USING THE CAPS LOCK KEY, EVIL ONE. I AM USING THE SHIFT KEY, FOOL
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPEASE ME WITH SMILEY FACES, YOUNG PLIMP. I MUST MAINTAIN MY COLD NEUTRALITY IN AN EFFORT TO FACE THE EVIL PEOPLE ON YONDER SITE WHO POST STUPID THINGS, AS WELL AS THE EVIL ONES WHO RESPOND WITH AMUSED “LOLS” AND “ROFLS”
“Yet they understand punctuation and they can obviously find their ‘Caps Lock’ buttons.”
-LMFAOROFLOMGBBQ
HELLO EVIL PUKSTER
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA REGARDING THE BBQ
DO YOU ENJOY HOT DOGS OR HAMBURGERS THE MOST
PLEASE ADVISE
Why do u have to feed me straight lines? You know it will end with me fuckin your mom. Which won’t be something new, seeing as how she’s a whore (see, told u).
HELLO PUKSTER
I TOLD MY MOM THAT YOU SAID THAT AND SHE WAS LIKE “WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DOUCHEBAG IS STILL MAKING MOM JOKES IN THE 21ST CENTURY?” AND I WAS LIKE “I DON’T KNOW, MOM, I GUESS PUKSTER IS” AND SHE WAS LIKE “WELL, HE SOUNDS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING FRIENDLESS TOOL TO ME” AND I WAS LIKE “YEAH”
OH LISTEN WAIT
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION REGARDING HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE
PLEASE ADVISE
Your mom obviously objects to mom jokes b/c she’s always on the receiving end of them. And I aint your friend, so stop asking me homoerotic meat questions.
HELLO PUKSTER, O EVIL ONE
FIRST OF ALL, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I AM WELL AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE TOO.
SECONDLY, A BIG LOL AND, IN ADDITION, A HEARTY ROFL TO YOUR VERY FUNNY MOM JOKE. MY FELLOW AMERICANS AND I SALUTE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, AND APPRECIATE IT. ARE YOU A STAND-UP COMEDIAN? I BET WHEN YOU TELL THAT JOKE, PEOPLE ARE ROFLING AND LOLING.
AND THIRDLY, WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE
HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS
PLEASE ADVISE
Your mom
I DON’T THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION, YOUNG PUKSTER
“YOUR MOM” WAS NOT AN OPTION IN THE MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION
I OFFERED TWO SUGGESTIONS
ONE WAS HAMBURGERS
THE OTHER WAS HOT DOGS, ALSO KNOWN AS FRANKFURTERS
PLEASE RE-ANSWER THE QUESTION
THANKS
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
I believe Pucker indicated he wanted to have relations with your mother…
I just don’t see why ALLCAPS doesn’t get it. I don’t want franks or patties.
HELLO EVERYONE AT THIS SITE
I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR EVERYONE HERE THAT I RECENTLY RECEIVED VIA U.S. POSTAL MAIL
IT SAYS THAT YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUNNY, I AM SORRY TO SAY
GET YOUR ACTS TOGETHER AND START WRITING SOME INTELLIGIBLE SHIT IMMEDIATELY
I WILL BE WATCHING ALL OF YOU AND FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF ALL AMERICANS
IN THE MEANTIME, SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, I ADVISE YOU TO STOP WRITING SHIT THAT IS STUPID
PUKSTER I WILL DESTROY YOU SOON
JELSON YOU AS WELL
TYLER, YOU BLOW GOATS AND ENJOY IT
RAPTUS REGALITER HATES TV CRITICS
THE END
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
Now that’s good trolling. It’s actually funny unlike posts from other trolls who’s names I will not mention.
The all caps actually goes nicely with the style.
Welcome aboard PATRIOT.
Is that like a “Tea-bagger” ?
PATRIOT did say they will be “FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF ALL AMERICANS”.
That sound non-partisan to me.
YES PLIMP IS INDEED CORRECT
I FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY UNITED STATES CITIZEN, INCLUDING THOSE WHO LOVE LOST AND THOSE WHO HATE IT
THOSE WHO HATE IT AND COME TO THIS SITE, HOWEVER, ARE EVIL DEMONS THAT MUST BE ERADICATED VIA USE OF HOLY WATER AND OTHER BLESSED OBJECTS
PREPARED TO BE ANNIHILATED, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF PLIMP, WHO LIKES ME AND WHO WILL BE SPARED, AND YOUNG PADAWAN INFECTED
FIRST TO DIE WILL BE THE EVIL PUKSTER, FOLLOWED BY HIS MAN FRIEND JELSON
HAHHAHAHAHAHA
I was going to go out and get wasted, but this is too sweet
“PUKSTER I WILL DESTROY YOU”
“FIRST TO DIE WILL BE THE EVIL PUKSTER”
So much to say, so little attention span on the part of the WLS posters. First off, I’d like to thank Tyler. Without him, none of this would be possible. I’d like to thank Darlton for fucking up my life and driving me to this site. I’d like to thank the cast of Lost, particularly Matt Fox, for being such enormous fuck ups and having the collective acting capacity of Pauly Shore. Finally I’d like to apologize if I am stepping on any toes. I know I have only been posting here for a few weeks, but I want you to know that with out the moral support of Nico, Plimp, Smokie Not Lock… none of this would have been possible. Through their character, integrity, and high moral fiber (in the face of trolls), I have gained my strength.
EVIL PUKSTER
FIRST OF ALL GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS
SECONDLY
NICO AND PLIMP AND YOUR RETARDED MAN FRIEND SMOKIE NOT LOCKE ALL RECENTLY EMAILED ME
HERE IS A TRANSCRIPT OF THE EMAIL FROM NICO
“HELLO AMERICAN PATRIOT, I HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU WELL. I APPRECIATE THAT YOU LOVE OUR COUNTRY SO MUCH. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I SECRETLY HATE PUKSTER BUT PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM. BYE SEE YOU LATER”
AND AN EMAIL FROM SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
“WHAT UP DAWGGGGG HIIIII. I JUST WANTED TO TALK WITH YOU FOR A LIL BIT. WOW DOOD THAT PUKSTER GUY IS SUCH A DORK RIGHT? I HATE HIM SO MUCH BUT I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM YET. HA HA HA”
SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SECRETLY HATE YOU PUKSTER
WHO IS LAUGHING NOW
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO DROWN YOUR SORROWS WITH A DELICIOUS MAGIC HAT
THAT IS A TYPE OF BEER
PERHAPS YOU ARE MORE OF A COORS LIGHT MAN BECAUSE THAT IS A POPULAR BEER AMONG AMERICANS
IN CONCLUSION
HAVE A NICE DAY
GOODBYE
What a coincidence, I just got an e-mail from your mom:
“Hi Puk
Three guys name Nico, Plimp and Smokie Not Lock just came over and fucked my son up the ass.
Also, thanx for fucking me up the ass.
Sincerely
Big Fat Whore.”
Hers, however, was not in capslock as she’s not mentally retarded.
HELLO PUKSTER
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS AND I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL
I AM JUST GOING TO CUT AND PASTE MY POST FROM ABOVE HERE
HERE IT COMES PREPARE YOURSELF EVIL PUKSTER
HELLO PUKSTER
I TOLD MY MOM THAT YOU SAID THAT AND SHE WAS LIKE “WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DOUCHEBAG IS STILL MAKING MOM JOKES IN THE 21ST CENTURY?” AND I WAS LIKE “I DON’T KNOW, MOM, I GUESS PUKSTER IS” AND SHE WAS LIKE “WELL, HE SOUNDS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING FRIENDLESS TOOL TO ME” AND I WAS LIKE “YEAH”
OH LISTEN WAIT
YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION REGARDING HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS
WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE
PLEASE ADVISE
Are you using a lawyers tactic to derail the LOST sucks argument by creating another useless argument? Is this Darlton? Come clean man.
ANSWER MY QUESTION REGARDING YOUR FAVORITE MEAL FOR BBQS
THAT IS, HOT DOGS AND HAMBURGERS
AND PERHAPS I WILL REVEAL MY TRUE IDENTITY
IN ANY EVENT, I’M NOT SURE WHAT ARGUMENT YOU MEAN, UNLESS YOU ASSUME I WILL ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT HAMBURGERS
IS THAT CORRECT PUKSTER
PLEASE RESPOND
I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLY
THANK YOU
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
Here’s my reply
American Patriot’s Mom: “Is it in yet?”
Puk: “Here comes my hot dog. Spread your ass cheeks like a geometry set.”
Hey all caps AMATURE PUDHEAD I hear your mama calling its past your bed time. You need plenty of sleep so you can do good in school tomorrow. So maybe you can learn how not to be the fucktard that you are today. And Pukster has just left too…..
@ The faggot known as Plimp – Nico Toscani already admitted I was funny bitch! I’m a sophisticated troll you dick-shaped blunt rolling bitch…
I will admit, AMERICAN PATRIOT is on a roll, I’m roffling my ass off xD…
One man’s AMERICAN PATRIOT is another man’s AMERICAN PATTIE? XXXOOO
^^o…
TROLL ALERT: MILES DIES IN EPISODE 14
Are you sure they didn’t use it in the context of “Infected is so stupid it’s funny”
Plimp is a gentleman when it comes to trolls. Never to insult, only to recognize the idiocy.
I have never said that any of my posts were very intelligent. I will own up to that fact. If any of you stupid dumbasses ever read any of these comments you would already know that though. That is if any of you actually know how to read, because most of you damb sure don’t know how to write…..
This guy spent a lot of time in right-wing sites where, the nuttier ones, do use all caps (the left-wing nuts somehow refrain from that).
so he’s now doing his impression of one of them in a site about a TV SHOW because… I have no fucking idea…
Actually, UFO nuts and end-of-the-worlders write in all caps also, so PATRIOT now I want to see a rant about alien conspiracy which will kill us all in 3 years (in all caps!), come on, spice it up.
BTW I wonder, does he go to right wing websites and call himself ‘Lost Lover’ or something and yells at them for not liking Lost? strange fellow. very strange.
hello jelson
i understand you do not enjoy my capital letters very much so i have decided to write in sad lowercase letters to make you feel better
but jelson i am a tiny bit confused and perhaps you can enlighten me. you seem very intelligent and wise.
where did i yell at anyone for not liking lost? i merely asked young pukster if he liked hamburgers and asked young smokie to start posting funny things. also, i called you evil, but you probably saw that
in conclusion, WATCH OUT FOR EVIL ALIENS, EEK
“where did i yell at anyone for not liking lost?”
You’re right. I confused you with another guy.
But who’s got time for apologies when aliens are going to kill us in 3 year????
JELSON YOU HAVE DEMONSTRATED TRUE WISDOM WITH THE ABOVE POST, REGARDING THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL BEINGS
WE HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THEM, AS THEY POSE A HAZARD TO ALL AMERICANS, LOST-LOVERS AND LOST-HATERS ALIKE
WE MUST BAND TOGETHER
BY THE WAY
I HAVE BEEN ASKING PUKSTER ABOUT WHETHER HE PREFERS HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS AND HE REFUSES TO ANSWER ME
COULD YOU PLEASE ASK HIM WHICH HE PREFERS? MAYBE HE WILL ANSWER YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH HIM
THANKS VERY MUCH
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
BY THE WAY
TROLLING RIGHT-WING WEBSITES IS ACTUALLY QUITE FUN
“I HAVE BEEN ASKING PUKSTER ABOUT WHETHER HE PREFERS HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS AND HE REFUSES TO ANSWER ME”
It starts with innocent question like that, and ends with the government knowing everything about us and taking over us and sending us to re-education camps in the Nevada desert.
oh no, shove your questions, and I hope you and your black helicopter crash. I am waiting for you in my compound bitch, come with your fucking questions there.
(…yes I know the type you refer to… but to be honest I also saw many 9/11 truthers and JFK assassination conspiracy nuts in left wing sites; so nuttiness is not confined to one political party)
@American Pattie: The bigger question is why your obsession with asking total strangers about greasy-slippery meat.
That’s my issue with answering it. It starts with a simple meat question and it ends with him stealing all my e-data then slipping into my house in the dead of night to steal a lock of my hair to complete his Puk shrine.
I think he keeps asking about greasy slippery meat because he wants to know how much tin foil he’ll need to tear off his hat when he prepares your delicious meat sandwich.
Put me down for a hot dog, because I always have an unnatural craving for tube steak. Long, hard tube steak. Mmmmm…
What is tube steak? Does it actually come in a tube? (it’s more interesting to discuss it here, than to google it)
That was a gay fucking comment by “American Patriot.” He is a possible Sayer and Miles episode lover…
Jelson – I’m a believer… these trolls should just fucking die after that.
Well hell, here we go again. I thought we was gonna get through the season without all the major trolling. Although I do like Infected because he at least talks about the show. Oh, and makes sense too. By the way, thanks for the shout out about me being a hick, thats the nicest thing anybody has said about me in a while now. As far as how I feel about Pukster. He contributes alot to the personality of this site and I personally value his presence here highly. Along with Jelson, Nico, Plimp, Ace, Matt, Enter, Rapturgator I Hate Kate, Dee. Just to name a few because there are many more. So to who ever you are that don’t like us or this site. Well that just to bad because we aint going anywheres none to soon. Thanks anyway!!! BYE…..
Thanks, and I enjoy reading your posts very much, I would have stopped watching Lost a long time ago if not for this site and you guys and your great posts.
So thanks Smokie, you hick.
Thanks dude and I must admit that your posts are some of the best…..
Although I feel in my heart of hearts that i really hate Jelson, this does appear to be a Jack in-slow-motion coming back to the beach kinda moment right here…It’s nice…
I really didn’t mean that.
Life is all about Jacking-in slow motion…
Its OK Infected if you want to suckle at this site’s teat. It must be hard when a new and funnier troll comes along and steals your thunder. Now it just looks like your trying when you come up with “Jack in-slow-motion coming back to the beach” kind of stuff. Its not bad, but not as good as “HAMBURGERS OR HOTDOGS”… Thats champagne humor, well Miller High-life at least.
Remember the Meercats? Your time at the accountants? We all do. We can take care of you poor Infected. Throw those trolling boots in a tree, you don’t have to be a has-been anymore. You can be like Ilana or Locke, either blow up or reborn…
If you troll me now, it just looks like your trying to one up AMERICAN PATRIOT, don’t be any more pathetic than you already are… … … … …
These two comments are Plimp PRETENDING TO BE ME…Notice, no ellipses in the first quote…
“it’s nice…” is the last thing i said…
The Real Infected, CLONE Infected, a.k.a. Plimp, a.k.a that fag who smokes dick blunts and posts back in an asexual manner as a defense mechanism to trolling said both of these quotes:
Comment by Infected
2010-04-16 18:32:29
I really didn’t mean that.
Comment by The guy above me IS NOT Infected but i am! LOL
2010-04-16 18:39:06
Life is all about Jacking-in slow motion…
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@Enter Smokeman – I’m gonna let you slide since Plimp tricked you…Consider that a get out of fag free card…
Keep it coming Plimp…I’m only gonna troll you harder and harder after this shit^^…It’s hilarious that you can’t even be yourself on your site anymore…I’ve bruised your world so much i know…
You make a compelling case but this is after all Why Lost Sucks not Judge Judy’s House of Pity.
The exorcism continues…
^^…
Poor little fella… A better troll AND people are mocking you? Just admit lost sucks and you too can be on the beach with Smokie and the rest of us. “Its nice…” Consider it a get out of fag free card.
It doesn’t fucking matter…You muthafuckers actually take pride in this site, and think you can make someone who trolled and owned the shit out of you into some poor example…My heart fucking bleeds because it doesn’t matter…I have conclusively and ostensibly created a scenario inwhich you would rather fuck up you’re own site than simply challenge me…
I’m too sophisticated for this shit and you know it…please go ahead and troll me, and clone troll me and make believe in the crest of your insignia that i’m doing something, ANYTHING more than smoking some weed and laffing at this shit…
Look what i’ve done…I’ve Infected you’re whole site…Nico Toscani, SMOKIE NOT BLACK, and others have actually accepted me in all my trollness and that faggot Plimp can’t handle it…Guess he felt like he was the red-octagon that stopped trolls up in here…He can’t fucking deal with me because I can play dirty or with a cornucopia of wit (Not that he has any fucking clue what that big word i said just meant)…LMMFAO, 1 man and his fucking accountant CAN make a difference! I have the power to change this world like Desmond!
It don’t matter, keep fucking up your own site thinking you’re getting me…I have no stock here but to troll people who are beneath me…I’m smart and successful in my B-verse and my literary prowess can handle ANYTHING you fags, you prisoners of a life made of bad choices can throw at me…
WIELD THE POWER OF CASTLE GRAYSKULL FROM YOUR FUCKING BEANBAG CHAIR IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER PLIMP!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
The HAHAHAHHAH!!! was probably a bit too much, I realize that now…
BOOM
MUTHAFUCKIN
MEERCATS
Not as good as HAMBURGERS OR HOTDOGS… I told you. It just seems like your living on past trolling glories. You’ve been on this site now long enough perhaps to be even more pathetic than us “fags, [we] prisoners of a life made of bad choices”. You’re an uber-successful journalistic mogul finding time to chuckle at those “beneath” you, between power lunches and board meetings… I believe you. Welcome.
I pale in your sophistication. I thinks it’s time for your pills now…
Wasn’t me Infected (anus).
When I fake post under a troll’s identity I fess up to it shortly after. I’ve only done it once anyway and that was just to fake out Nico.
Like I said before, the trolls really help bring us together. Like a family =)
I would like to know the resolution of Infected’s tax story. I have a feeling it will be far more interesting than anything that’s happened so far on Lost. Unless, you know, his “accountant” (fess up Infected: we all know it’s your mom helping you) just kept cocking a gun or telling her son “We can’t talk about your W-2 right now! There’s not enough time!”
My accountant and a rogue troop of MeerKats will rescue me from the IRS and will also have major role in the series finale of Lost…
^^…
BOOM
MEERKATS…
DOUBLE BOOM
ACCOUNTANTS…
“conclusively and ostensibly”
“literary prowess”
“1 man and his fucking accountant CAN make a difference! I have the power to change this world like Desmond!”
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LOL, you are a hoot!
Pretty words coming out of mouth vagina “educated” in Syracuse NY.
I’ve always been partial to Wala Wala Washington, Philomath Georgia or Big Tuna Texas but hey that’s just me when it comes to picking goofy sounding place names to hail from or attach to my moniker.
Exorcism continues…
^^…
And just how is that exorcising thing going for ya? Have you pulled any demons out of any of us yet? All I can tell you is to keep looking and don’t give up hope!!! Theres bound to be some around here somewheres…..
Dude, do try to keep up…I’m not exercising shit…That’s my clone troll…This is kinda like that Matt//Kathy situation last week for you huh?
Now I have never claimed I wasn’t slow!!! As for what happened with the Matt/Kathy thing that is just proof. So just how slow are you not to know how slow I am to know that slow is just that. Thank you very much…..
I think the feller that posted above me can say just about the same thing too. Read on and you will see exactly what I mean. THICK…..
I see clone trolls everywhere. I blame the marijuana for that.
Group hug everybody.
^You all everybody…
^Everyone except you…
TROLL ALERT: SUN DIES IN EPISODE 15
She gets all hot and bothered and has a stroke. Jack calmly states, It looks like she died of Sun Stroke”…
Flock beats the shit out of Sawyer for being a cocky dickhead.
I’m pretty sure Sun dies in episode 14
Sun died for the writers a long time ago.
Remember rose and bernard?
Who are they? They bring in so many new characters so often that you don’t remember the old ones…..
Remember those two fagot characters with similar names. One drowned in the ocean, and the other got his neck snapped by Ethan.
This site is absolutely hilarious! I think I’m dying right now I’ve laughed so much reading the last 30 or so posts. Damn you guys got some awesome trolls..
Yeah, waddaya do, can’t live with em, and ya can’t live with em. So there ya go…..
I was in tears when I read that American Patriot had issued a Fatwah against me.
Yeah what was up with that shit eh? I really didn’t think he was all that funny. As a matter of fact a wart on your dick I think is funnier that he was. I took it like he was trying to be some kind of robot or something. “Hey somebody go spank that robot he is out of control!” Whatever he was doing there it was pretty lame no matter what. Dumbass muslim anyways…..
What seems like a harmless site dedicated to the disappointment of the show “Lost,” is really a forum for gay, stupid, misinformed, moronic, selfless -Miles fans… no comment.
In a good way?
Well hell, I don’t know about you all everybody but when push comes to shove I am going to be on Plimp’s side. I can only speak on my own behalf, although I am sure there are others besides just me. He has always been a defender of our little home on the web here. You may think your getting the best of him. But he stands straight like a soldier undaunted. He knows his mission and nothing will stand in his way. His courage and strength come from deep within his soul and nothing will stand in the way on his path to victory. Fear him for his task is at hand and nothing but nothing will stand in his way…..
And I smell nice too.
I just stumbled upon this site on google while doing a lost search…and wow, you guys have some anger issues on here, wanting to punch the writers in the face?…i’ll be objective as I can but i mean its a fictional tv show for entertainment, right?…If you don’t like watching something else..If I thought a tv show sucked I would just stop watching…I think american idol sucks…hence I dont watch…its simple..and the fact that you guys complain that the show changed from the earlier seasons?..uhh its called progress and o yea its the writers fucking own show lol..i mean cmon…they started it and they can take it any direction they want who cares if they had a plan or not, what if they had a plan and it was a sucky plan? nobody knows and it doesnt matter…im sorry they dont owe any of us anything to be honest…seems like many of you are just plain offended by the sci fi or biblical nature the show has turned to which bothered me a bit too at first but guess what millions of people still like it!…I’ll end by asking this…what is a good show? like what show is better than lost because if you put the show in context of all the other crap television like reality shows it still holds it comparitive entertainment value greatly
you write like you may be kind of gay…
We’re all gay Ned, seriously.
I just stumbled upon your message. Why the f*ck are you posting messages here?
Don’t you love guys like this. Its always the same old shit eh? If it was me I’d quit watching. They just don’t get it do they? I guess some people won’t ever get it…..
Exactly the same.
Same freakin bullet points right down to “…what is a good show? like what show is better than lost”
F*ckin weenies.
Dude I told you guys, we need bullet points down the left side of this screen. Or a sticky forum, titled “I HAVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKIN TROLLS ON MY MOTHER FUCKIN SITE”
You’ve gotta wonder about these morons who stumble out of the blue and act like they’re telling us something we’ve never heard before. Like they hold the key to universal happiness if only people would listen to them.
Go save a hamster, brutha. It’ll be a better use of your time.
Aint it the truth…..
I just started watching Weeds. At first I thought there was something wrong. No gun cocks, no aimless plots, no constant background music. Then I started to remember again what a good show is supposed to be like (ie. X-Files, Rome, Deadwood)
You had to bring up Deadwood… now how was that for an ending?
I admit the show was pretty dry, but the acting is beyond comparison. Name me one show that has such amazing acting.
spongebob squarepants
I have been watching that show Deadliest Catch since it finally came to network TV. I suppose you would call it a reality show. None the less I like it. It is kind of the same thing over and over but it still moves along anyway. thats more then I can say about other shows. DaVinci’s Inquisition Is also a pretty good show, If your into cop shows that is. I am not, but I have watched it a few times and thought it was a little better than your average cop show. Now back when I had cable I used to like to get stoned and watch Invader Zim…..
That’s filmed in my hometown of Vancouver, but I have never actually watched an episode.
I should have known that you are western Canadian. Thats why your kinda ornery.
Ornery…just googled it. Are you calling me cantankerous? Retarded, oblivious, ignorant, apathetic, disinterested…these are more appropriate. You really think I’m stubborn?
Well I did say kinda…..
You googled ornery?
Is it a common term?
YES, EVIL PUKSTER, FOR NON IDIOTS IT IS A VERY COMMON TERM
the whole shit with a cherry on top is better than shit argument.
and it’s not the writers’ own show. the writers are slaves to abc and its sponsers who are slaves to the viewers. once the writers were told they had to stretch out the show to six seasons, it got doofier and doofier because they were not prepared for it to last more than a couple years as a miniseries. just think of how great it could have been if Lost were the writers’ own show.
fewer episodes, tighter writing because Lost wouldn’t need 20 different rotating writers. woulda been pretty damn cool.
sponsors. whoops
too little too late
Calm down, your homosexuality shines through like a deer in headlights. Do you generally post on Dark UFO? I ask because you do have that kind of style – I agree.
Answer me this?
If you were Miles, would you blow Sawyer or at least fantasize about it?
I mean cmon isn’t it obvious? i have a blow up doll of Sawyer that I blow as I watch LOST!…i think I get it how works around here, defend an opinion than be called gay..gotcha, peace brotha!
Well this is a website for gays to discuss Lost. Didn’t you read the FAQ?
Why would you come to a gay website if you’re not gay?
Toooooooo Muuuucccchhhhh…..
Thats some funny shit there, let me tell you what…..
No there’s a difference between gays and fags…Plimp you’re a fag…That guy from “How I meet your Mother” is a gay…Not really a two-way street…So actually it’s better to be called a fag, because a fag can be fag for just that moment in time…Gay, that’s forever…
“Well Infected you must know all this because you’re a ___!”
I thought I’d get that pedestrian rebuttal my “clever” enemy would use out of the way…
As for this episode I’m glad I went into it with a little bit lower expectations based on what i read on this site…I prepared for a subdued effort and low and behold I got a very entertaining episode…Yeah even some one as magnanimous as myself thought the scene with Libby meeting him was a bit eye-rolling…
Hurley – How do you know me??
Well maybe cause you’re a friken millionaire with you’re face on a franchise’s bucket of chicken…
but soon those arbitrary matters subsided with what Desmond was now up to…desmond is making it happen in the B-verse and his scenes with the Lockster were uttery awesome…He and Terry O’quinn hadn’t done too many scenes in a while and man you almost can’t get enuff of their cryptic banter…
Oh and the potential child-pedo scene between ben and Desmond was too much to take..Emerson just killed in that scene…
So like everyone else not sucking the veiny-dick of this site, i’m wondering what consequences belie the now double paraplegic B-verse Locke and how that will help//hurt our island people…The show is actually making sense now, knock on wood even if the whispers were kinda a knock-off…
Go see Kick-Ass this weekend folks it’s pretty fuckin good…I think even the snobs here might enjoy it and there’s even a awesome reference to LOST in the movie that had the whole theater laffing…
DEATH TO FAGS…And I’m out…
“there’s even a awesome reference to LOST”
INFECTED – I’m not sure if that statement would qualify as just plain gay or faggotry.
Think about it…
I concede that it lies somewhere in the medium…Subjugate it per your will I suppose…But the people in the theater seemed to get a KICK out of it…
Infected, my exwife when ever we would get into a fight would never stay fighting about what the fight was originally about and would always bring shit up out of the past. I say this in response to your comment to me upthread. I know that sometimes you don’t go back and check things out…..
I’m not pissed, just realize that just because you see my name, it doesn’t mean it’s me…Think about how I post and what kind of words I use (I have a pretty distinct trolling style), if it seems fishy or something i wouldn’t say…It probably is…I don’t post tons of bullshit immediately following a post I just made…
HAHA!!! My intention was not of the fight but of the bringing shit up from the past. Although I didn’t make that to clear, that was my intention, to make it kinda mysterious. Unlike LOST I will enlighten you. You refranced that you were not the poster that I had commented to. Saying that it was a clone and I should have known this. My intention with the comment above was only to get you to go back and “LOOK” at what I had posted under what you had posted that you had posted that I—Oh hell you get what I am saying…..
ﭴ_ﭴ Ya got me…
Dude Infected, a few lines will suffice, a couple of paragraphs at most. Not a fucking novel. I have the attention span of a gold fish.
I guess my assumption was incorrect. Oh well…..
Quantity not quality is my game.
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^-^
h++p://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/04/16/volcanic-ash-cloud-turns-out-to-be-finale-of-lost/
Funny thing is I really wouldn’t put it past them dipshits…
I’m excited about the next episode! I hear this is the one where they explain why women who are pregnant on the island all die!!!
Marty – Don’t embarrass yourself. The show is ridiculous.
Remember, “there is a difference between doing nothing and waiting.”
That’s what I’ll say to my boss, who was a paratrooper in Vietnam …
They should just let us know what what island is, purgatory or whatever, and show the lost assholes together in love in LA – with all the sappy shit music, and get it over with for f*uck sake.
i think its too late to wait for something good to show off in LOst
i think its damaged already and cannot be fixed
i mean all of these introduced mysteries cant be all logical and make sense.
actualy a lot of mysteries wont make any sense and is like bullshit
but the show is ruined already and i am telling you guys dont wait for something fabulous to stand
So they are gonna explain why that the women on the island die after getting pregnant eh. Wasn’t this like a season 3 thing? After this long does anybody really give a rats ass about this? Hell I have completely forgot about it. Seems funny that Claire had her baby there. Sun got pregnant there and both them babys were born alive. Or is it that it just doesn’t really matter, never ask me that again and no we aint in no press conference or whatever cryptic lostism bullshit you want to put there. The biggest thing is I will bet a dollar to a dog turd that it will be some lame asses typical LOST bullshit answer that will have all the Lost fanbois squealing like pigs. Be nice if Burt was around to put arrows in all there backs…..
Excellent link.
Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!! The background’s white and the letters black, not like the usual title!! That’s brilliant!
Maybe you could program a purple flash once a minute!
I dont think they can explain the pregnancy issue with any logical answer. Ethan was born on the Dharmaville, Clarie gave birth, Sun gave birth…….
Ar…. may be you can explain it……with a lame answer like, the undead people on the island jealous the new born baby and kill them off.
JACKPOT!!!!!
Finding out about the fertility thing is no good anymore, and would gladly take a sharp stick in the eye instead. I don’t care in the least any more. But, yes I will watch it, like a programmed “bad robot.”
If there is a God, or Jacob – please make this shit end and bring on the next good show gone bad. It’s not FASTFORWARD or V… because they sucked from the beginning.
They didn’t give us enough bread crumbs along the way.
I hope they explain the “mysteries” that people don’t even remember.
1) Why was Rousseau’s daughter’s boyfriend getting The Clockwork Orange treatment?
2) How did Darhma find this island in the first place?
3) How did the island heal Locke and Rose?
4) What was the meaning of the writing on charlies fingers? (Fate/Late or something like that)
5) How many Darhma brand animals are roaming the area? (remember the shark?)
6) How come Walt read a book with a polar bear and then there was a polar bear?
7) What was going on when Shannon saw Walt all wet? Don’t only dead people reveal themselves on the island? Walt wasn’t dead.
etc.
It’s easy to ask questions and raise “mysteries”. It’s harder to actually have coherent answers.
that smiley face is actually the number 8 with a ) next to it, indicating the 8th question….
Just watch Weeds instead, it’s more entertaining.
Who the fuck is this “Rose” you speak of?
Cyber poot
GREETINGS AND GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM, HERE ARE SOME HINTS
1. I AM THE PROTECTOR OF ALL AMERICANS
2. MY NAME HAS TWO WORDS IN IT
MANY OF YOU HAVE FIGURED IT OUT I AM SURE
BUT FOR THE EVIL ONES WHO HAVE NOT, HERE IS MY IDENTITY
I AM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
HELLO
IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A LOT TO CATCH UP ON
FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO CONFRONT SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, THE EVIL WRETCH
IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT YOUNG SMOKIE NOT LOCKE INDICATED THAT A PENILE WART IS FUNNIER THAN MY POSTS
IN RESPONSE I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I HOPE SMOKIE NOT LOCKE DOES NOT HAVE SUCH WARTS, AND IF HE DOES, PERHAPS A TOPICAL CREAM MAY ASSIST IN REMOVING THESE TROUBLESOME GROWTHS
SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, I RECOMMEND THAT YOU CONTACT SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS FUNNY TO WRITE POSTS FOR YOU, THEN YOU CAN JUST SIGN THEM “SINCERELY, SMOKIE NOT LOCKE”, AND THAT WAY PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT NAMED ACE WILL THINK YOU ARE FUNNY
SECONDLY ACE, O EVIL ONE
I WOULD LIKE TO COPY AND PASTE ONE OF YOUR POSTS HERE, SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I DO SO
HELLO I AM BACK WITH ACE’S POST AND HERE IT IS, AND I WILL PUT IT IN QUOTATION MARKS SO EVERYONE KNOWS
“That was a gay fucking comment by “American Patriot.” He is a possible Sayer and Miles episode lover…”
HA HA THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE EVIL ACE, THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO NOTE THAT MY NAME MUST BE SPELLED IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
ALSO WHO IS SAYER
OH WAIT I HAVE ONE MORE ACE POST
“Oh fuck – that is funny Smokie.”
ACE MY FRIEND IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH YOUNG SMOKIE
IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD AN ORGASM WHEN YOU READ HIS POST
DID THAT HAPPEN, PLEASE ADVISE
EVIL PUKSTER–I WILL BE WRITING TO YOU IN A SEPARATE POST
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
You rock dude…
^^ө…
My favorite episode this season was when AMERICAN PATRIOT was jealous of infected when he went to Australia without telling him, and said to him “you’re not my partner any more!”
Gay quote by infected, indicating his love and devotion to AP:
“You rock dude… ^^ө…”
People Who Live In Gay Bath Houses Should Not Throw Stones…
Wasn’t me ace, although I appreciate the hate..Read further down the page to understand…
I see – this is getting complicated… I still thought it was pretty good though.
“EVIL PUKSTER–I WILL BE WRITING TO YOU IN A SEPARATE POST”
-I’m honored
THIS POST IS FOR THE EVIL PUKSTER
HELLO MY FRIEND
I HAVE HAD MUCH TIME, IN BETWEEN HELPING AMERICANS THIS WEEKEND, TO THINK ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT THE AMERICAN PATRIOT’S MOTHER
THOSE SORT OF REMARKS ARE VERY HURTFUL YOUNG PUKSTER
I WOULD ASK THAT YOU REFRAIN, AS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT’S MOTHER WAS HURT WHEN YOU SAID THAT
ALSO I HAVE ONE OF YOUR POSTS TO COPY AND PASTE HERE
“Remember those two fagot characters with similar names. One drowned in the ocean, and the other got his neck snapped by Ethan.”
HA HA PUKSTER THAT WAS A GOOD POST, BUT YOUR USE OF THE WORD “FAGOT” DISTURBS ME, AS YOU SEEM TO HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH “FAGOTS”
DO YOU NOT LIKE “FAGOTS” YOUNG PUKSTER
PLEASE ADVISE
ALSO
LAST WEEK DO YOU REMEMBER THE QUESTION I HAD FOR YOU ABOUT BBQ FOODS
IN THAT QUESTION I MENTIONED HAMBURGERS, WHICH IS A TYPE OF BEEF PATTY BETWIXT TWO BUNS
AND HOT DOGS, A LONG, TUBELIKE PORK PRODUCT, ALSO IN A BUN
YOU WERE ANGERED GREATLY BY THIS QUESTION YOUNG PUKSTER, DO YOU REMEMBER?
I REALIZE NOW IT WAS BECAUSE I ONLY GAVE YOU TWO CHOICES
I HAVE ADDED A THIRD
IT IS CHICKEN
FRIED CHICKEN
NOW YOU HAVE THREE CHOICES
I WILL LIST THEM HERE FOR YOU
HOT DOGS
HAMBURGERS
FRIED CHICKEN
PLEASE PICK ONE YOUNG PUKSTER
WE WILL TALK LATER
SINCERELY
YOUR FRIEND AND PROTECTOR OF HEROIC AMERICANS
AMERICAN PATRIOT
Play with the feathers but stay away from the chicken.
HELLO HEROIC INFECTED, MY ALLY
YOUR POINT IS WELL TAKEN REGARDING THE FEATHERS
HEROIC YOUNG INFECTED I AM CONFUSED, AS THERE SEEM TO BE MANY OF YOU ON THIS SITE
SO I POSE YOU THIS QUESTION
ARE YOU THE COOL INFECTED
OR ARE YOU THE EVIL ONE
PLEASE RESPOND
Beaver’s got a lawnmower?
^^…
HUMBLE, KIND INFECTED
REGARDING THE LAWNMOWER, YOU HAVE SHOWN GREAT WISDOM AND WIT
YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT BEAVER HAS A LAWNMOWER
BUT LISTEN I HAVE TO GO
DUTY CALLS
INFECTED IT WAS A PLEASURE SPEAKING WITH YOU
NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOUR PLEDGE TO PROTECT ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS
ALSO REMEMBER
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
Humbly,
Pants on the ground…
^^…
If this country is depending on freaks like you to defend it then all I can say is, we are in big trouble!!! As for me being young, well anymore all I can do is wish. As for me being not funny. I make up for it in being funny looking…..
LOL.
AMERICAN PATRIOT keeps America safe, one foxhole at a time…
Personally I think AM PAT is Tiberius from the fuselage.
I PRESUME YOU ARE THE EVIL INFECTED
HELLO O EVIL ONE
I HAD SOME SAD AND TERRIFYING NEWS FOR YOU
THERE IS A WORLD OUTSIDE THE FUSELAGE
NOT THAT I AM SPEAKING FOR MYSELF — BECAUSE I AM A HERO, NOT A TROLL — BUT GUESS WHAT, EVIL ONE
SOMETIMES TROLLS JUST APPEAR
THEY ARE LIKE EVIL GREMLINS
BUT THEY TROLL WEBSITES
AND ARE ALLOWED TO EAT HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS AFTER MIDNIGHT
INFECTED I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU
AS WELL AS THE OTHER POSTERS ON YONDER SITE
STOP BRINGING UP THE FUSELAGE ALL THE TIME
IT IS WHAT EVIL PEOPLE DO
HEROES DO NOT BRING UP THE FUSELAGE ALL THE TIME
THEY BRING UP MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES
LIKE DELICIOUS HAMBURGERS
HELLO PUKSTER
ARE YOU READING THIS
IF SO
WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER
SINCERELY
AND WARMEST WISHES
YOUR FRIEND
AND HERO
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
Many from the fuselage are posting here.
Namaste.
Some hero, more like zero…..
SMOKIE I AM NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOUR JOKE
COULD YOU PLEASE ELABORATE ON THE JOKE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ZERO
PLEASE ADVISE
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IN ADDITION I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, O EVIL SMOKIE
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
^You’re getting lazy FAKE//FAG Infected…
Even AMERICAN PATRIOT figured you out in 2 posts…Only your friend SMOKIE appears to not get what’s going on here (Once again no offense)…You can’t out-troll me bro…I’m a sophisticated new brand of troll yo! Plus I actually critique the show…These lameass one-liners aren’t my game…Keep up the faggot work though….Oh BTW I’m copyrighted now, LOL^^…
Ha! Registered and trademarked.
You’re sounding painfully less and less like the Syracuse journalism hottie you have claimed to be…
^^…
^擬似”性交しなさい; Infected”!!!!
Suck a dick in Japanese Infagted…
I await you’re lame translated comeback^^…
Smells like burnt latex here.
With there being so many of you. I don’t know how anyone can keep up. Also about me being slow, well let me tell you what, you dsamb sure aint much faster…..
HELLO SMOKIE
COULD YOU HELP ME OUT WITH SOMETHING PLEASE, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
WHAT DOES “DSAMB” MEAN
IS THAT FRENCH OR SOMETHING
OR JAPANESE
THANKS
Its short for you being a zero…..
I’m actually Plimp alright f*ck! Sorry SMOKIE and the rest of you guys, I just hate that prick Infected…
HMM
WELL FIRST OF ALL, SMOKIE, HELLO
IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN
HOW ARE YOU, O EVIL ONE
SECONDLY, HMM, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT AN APOSTROPHE IN THE WORD “IT’S”
AND YOU USED THE ZERO JOKE AGAIN, WHICH IS GOOD, I GUESS, IF YOU LIKE JOKES THAT AREN’T FUNNY
ANYWAY SMOKIE IT WAS NICE CHATTING WITH YOU
I’LL SEE YOU LATER
OR “CYA” — THAT’S SHORT FOR “SEE YA”
ANYWAY I GOTTA GET GOING
SOME OF MY FRIENDS (THEY LOVE AMERICA TOO) ARE MEETING TO TALK ABOUT WAYS TO FIGHT EVIL AND PROTECT U.S. CITIZENS
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER, SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, EVIL WRETCH
HAVE A GOOD DAY
BYE
SINCERE AND WARM WISHES, WITH KINDEST PERSONAL REGARDS,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
Whatever dude, I see you like to critique everyone well your the dumbass you can’t even put a peroid at the end of your sentences. Plus you write in all caps. So does that mean you have a problem with what words to capitalize? It appears so. Anyway I suggest you clean up your own back yard before you go looking into others…..
I’m actually Plimp alright f*ck! Sorry SMOKIE and the rest of you guys, I just hate that prick Infected…
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Actually you’re nobody.
Don’t drag Plimp into this.
Truely pathetic BMOC from Syracuse.
The Troller becomes the Trolled…
^^…
SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
O EVIL ONE
MY POOR YOUNG FRIEND, I HAVE SOME SAD AND TERRIBLE NEWS TO SHARE WITH YOU
I WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PATRIOT CHOOSES TO
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT HAS NO NEED OF PERIODS, MALICIOUS SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
YOU SEE, BANE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND AMERICAN
IT IS A CONSCIOUS CHOICE
HOWEVER GOOD NEWS, I KNOW WHY YOU ARE SPELLING WORDS INCORRECTLY
IT IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE THE COGNITIVE SKILLS TO SPELL THEM PROPERLY
HERE IS A TIP FROM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD ENLIST SOMEONE ELSE, SUCH AS YOUNG PLIMP, TO WRITE YOUR POSTS FOR YOU
THEN PERHAPS THINGS WILL GO BETTER FOR YOU, OLD FRIEND
OR “FIEND” IF YOU WILL
HA HA
A LITTLE JOKE FROM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
ANYWAY SMOKIE
IT WAS GOOD TALKING TO YOU
I HOPE YOU STOP BEING STUPID AT SOME POINT
THANKS DOG
OR “DAWG”, IF YOU WILL
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
@ Fake Infected – I don’t give a fuck…Troll me…You can’t out-troll me so just troll me…It only boost my ego (In a who cares it’s just the internet sorta way)…Who gives a shit, when I write a long post they’ll know who it is because you can’t match my posting style…
^^… don’t = Infected, Fag…
Awesome combination of witty literary appeal and common troll appeal = Infected
You can’t match that, so keep it up muppet…
ego? I see very little left. just quivering jello.
^^… = ^^…
“My style is sex and violence, vocabulary and science in an uneasy alliance…” Ya can’t fuck with that…
Ooooooh “quivering”, so you do know like 1 big word you didn’t have to steal from me…Awww Sorry that’s an average big word, so ostentatious of you though…I liked it better when you were pretending to be regal though…
American Patriot/retard, listen up. If your post is Puk centric (ie. burger related), write PUKSTER on the top so I don’t skip it over.
uneasy alliance…ya can’t fuck with that…
I beg to differ. Curing trolls of their swollen heads are my specialty…
I thought I might use a more classic troll motif for this…3, 2, 1…
^Then cure me muthafucker…Bask me in more of that bean-bag knowledge bro…
You can’t fuck with me, and sooner or later you’ll realize that…I’m gonna make you sick you even started this shit eventually…So bring it the fuck on!
Oh boy, aint we getting a bit testy…..
Infected you’re slipping. Start posting funnier shit or you’ll lost my spot in my top ten favorite trolls list.
Fuck, that was more boring than an episode of Lost. Anyone read all of that? I skimmed it.
Can we get an abridged version of that.
The short version of that is, “You All Everybody”…
Well at least he’s got the repetition down.
Perhaps im missing something, but if the dead cannot leave the island, im wondering how Hurley was playing checkers with dead Mr Ecko in the psych ward last season, and correct me if im wrong, but didnt dead Chawlie visit Hugo on the grounds of the psych ward last season as well?
I guess this is important right now, and i should never ask this again.
EXCUSE ME, SON OF A DIDDLEY
I DON’T THINK I HAVE MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE YET
HELLO AND MANY WARM GREETINGS TO YOU
I HOPE YOU ARE WELL
I HAVE SOME COMMENTS ON YOUR POST THAT I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS
ARE YOU READY
HERE THEY GO
1. HMM YOU SPELLED “EKO” AND “CHARLIE” WRONG, BETTER FIX THOSE FOR YOUR NEXT POST OR PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID, LIKE THE EVIL PUKSTER
2. HAHA I SEE WHY YOU MADE THAT JOKE ABOUT NEVER ASKING THIS AGAIN AND THIS ISN’T BEING IMPORTANT, THAT IS REALLY FUNNY, YOU GUYS MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME, HAHA, KEEP DOING IT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT IS FUNNY
3. HMM TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, LET’S SEE, WHAT SHOULD I DO
I WILL PRETEND I AM A REGULAR WHY LOST SUCKS VISITOR
ARE YOU READY MY FRIENDS
HAHA LOST IS SO DUMB, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION THAT THEY NEVER ANSWERED, THE WRITERS ARE JUST MAKING IT ALL UP, LOL STUPID JERKFACE EVIL PEOPLE
OH BTW I HATE DAMON LINDEOLOF AND CARLTON CUSE, OR DEMON AND CURSE AS YOU CALL THEM. I OFFER YOU A HEARTY LOL AND ROFL.
ANYWAY SON OF A DIDDLEY I HOPE THAT MY POST HELPED YOU GREATLY
LISTEN IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS YOU CAN JUST ASK ME AND I WILL HELP YOU
OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS
THEAMERICANPATRIOTWLS AT GMAIL DOT COM
AND I WILL TALK TO YOU
ALSO
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
IF I AM PERMITTED TO ASK IT PLEASE LET ME KNOW
THANK YOU
I would like to make an addendum to my three rules of trolling:
4)Write in allcaps.
Ya this was already brought up numerous times, but a point can never be beaten to death here on the Lost forums (take for Jack for example…fuckin douche). It’s one of those loose ends they are hoping they won’t get nailed to the cross for.
Only the dead that have not redeemed themselves can’t leave. The genius writers once said the show was about redemption.
But, smart trolls like “American Tourister” already knew that…
This show is kind of like Kane and Lynch. It’s got so many fucking flaws that if you want to review it, you really have to overlook minor problems like glitches, poor clipping, bad animation in the latter and plot craters, stale acting, staler writing in the former
Huh? Im really not trying to be sarcastic, but i honestly have no idea what your response means AP. Sounds like you are deliberatley trying to annoy me and others on here, which, if you are that is your perogative i guess.
@son of a diddley -To answer your question I believe that when Micheal said they were trapped, it more or less meant “spiritually trapped”…Which is to say they can’t pass on to the next plane (I know we were told no purgatory shit x_x), not that they can’t be a ghost or vision that appears to Losties off island…Not that this makes a lick of sense, but that’s what I thought about Hugo’s off-island visitors when the whispers were revealed…Now if their souls can’t leave the island literally, end of story, then I’m as perplexed as you…
After reading this back to myself, I do understand why a majority of this site hates us…LOL^^…
BTW THIS is what makes me a different kinda troll for a different kinda generation…You don’t have to be classless and crass to be a troll (No impertinence to those that are)…Some of us can be intelligent and articulate, then down-shift into a classless and crass underling…That’s why I see both worlds o_O…
Encore! Encore! This is like sitting in the front row of Spamalot.
This is the sound of one hand clapping applause for you.
You use big words to hide some deep-seated insecurity or lack the confidence in simple expression? It helps to mix them up a bit and to not use them over and over and over…
Or is your anal region so clogged that the piping is flowing in reverse? From Ass to Lips???
The internet helps hide you but your personal ticks come through loud and clear… suggest you huck the accountant and find a good head doctor.
^^… O O O
^Ooooh so you’ve officially LOST your cool Infagted…You’re not sitting back anymore feeling the breeze…You are now in attack mode, actually try to down me via pseudo-psychology instead of feverishly just trying to troll me as you once parlayed…
Ha…I just won the internet!
Well good for you!!! Now whatcha gonna do with it?????
SNL. Are you watching Treme yet?
I’m watching Treme and it’s good…Considering i’m from New Orleans, and lived through hurricane Katrina it’s just a book of reference for me, but still good…David Simon has a knack for grit and realism only few can ever understand…I had to move to New York after the storm where I eventually wound up transferring to Syracuse…
I’m not lying Plimpfected…I’m prepared to pen my entire life story nest post…
@SNL – Usually you can trade in winning the internet for cheesy-fries at Sonic…That’s what I intend to do…
I haven’t seen it. You have to remember I have only antenna TV. It don’t come in that great eather. Living smack dab right in the middle of Arizona there are huge mountains in every direction. If you have never been here you might find it hard to believe that there are huge mountians in Arizona but there is. I have a huge antenna that sticks up in the air about 45 feet just to get a few Phoenix stations and thats just the major networks that at times come in piss poor. Generally LOST is filmed kind of dark, especially back in the hatch days and the picture would be snowy and you could barely watch it. Its kinda like living in the stone age. My dad brought me here when I was a kid and the Verde Valley curse has kept me here ever since. Sure I snuck out a few times but it seemed like I would turn around and like being hit with a ton of brick. back I would be. Oh well it could be worse I guess but I sure as hell don’t think very much…..
You can never win. I just blow you a kiss and call you lambchop and it’s a new chapter.
^^… …^^
OK, here we go again with all these loser trolls trying to fuck up our pretty little site because they obviously are in sulk mode about us making fun of there little suckfest known as LOST. Your insecurities are completely shining through. You love it so much, that you just can’t fathom the fact of anybody making fun of it. Your frustration by your comments is more than overwhelming to the naked eye. Now if this was such a great show, in my mind it would speak for itself in its own glory. The fact is you little brainwashed bastards can’t handle the truth of your glorious masterpiece looking like a piece of dog shit laying on the side of the road smelling worse everytime you go by it. It is so amusing to watch you dumb fucks have to bask in the biggest con job the television has ever produced. By a couple of clowns who own your asses. Yet you stay in denial, flat out refusing with all your being to recognize the simple fact that this show sucks. I can’t for the life of me, figure out just what these dipshits did to make your stupid asses bow down and literally worship the essence of their being. Have you no minds of your own to simply realize the extent of their manipulation? Have you no eyes to see the power that has succumbed you right up into thinking that these idiots are gods? Are you so vailed that you have no idea of what you are even watching? I am sorry to have to say that this is your pathetic reality. The bastards have robbed you of any intelligence that you have ever had and turned you into a bunch of ate up with the dumbass little loser fucktards that you are now. Yes even you Infected!!! You poor little brainwashed creatures. You think you stand above us. But you only stand in your own filthy mindless feces. May God have mercy on your pathetic ignorant souls…..
That Patriot dude is a real pain in the ass. Fucker posts in caps lock too so his massive text takes up the entire screen.
Didn’t he curse you to purgatory or something?
That’s sounds more like something Infected would do
I think he issued a crusade against me.
I think what Plimp is refering to is the fatwah you said american tourister put on you.
Thanks Ace for the great name!!!
I got what he meant, it’s just that ‘purgatory’ is a term Infected is more likely to use, like if he’s on a date (as if…)
Girl: Would you like to get desert?
Infected: No b/c then I’d feel all guilty, and I’d feel like I was banished to the island to stay in purgatory until I have redeemed myself in the eyes of Jacob *girl gets up and leaves* and I’d probably spend most of my days playing chess with Hurley…Check please *obligatory gun cock*
I see. Also I keep my gun on auto cock. Speaking of such things. Have you heard about the new gun law here in Arizona? Now don’t get me wrong here. I have a couple of guns myself. I used to go hunting quite often. This law though gives everybody the right to have a concealed weapon without a permit or if you buy the gun here and live here you don’t have to register it. Well thats all fine and dandy for us hicks who live in these small towns. Look out Phoenix because here it comes!!! Its crazy enough down there already. I can only imagine what the future holds in store for it now…..
It is what it is Pukster…I watch and like LOST and I still go on dates and get pu$$y…I know, it’s a strange strange world, but that’s the world I live in…Not all “geeks” are sentenced to a life of bean-bags, pain, and regret…I would hope you are one of them…
HELLO YOUNG EVIL PLIMP
I, THE AMERICAN PATRIOT, WANTED TO QUICKLY STEP IN TO CORRECT SOME OF THE OUTRIGHT LIES AND FABRICATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING ABOUT MY ABILITIES
YOU NOTED ABOVE THAT I CURSED PUKSTER, THE EVIL ONE, TO PURGATORY
THAT IS INCORRECT, PLIMP
I DO NOT HAVE THE POWER TO CURSE PEOPLE TO PURGATORY, HEAVEN OR HELL, DESPITE THE EVIL AND MALICE THEY MAY HOLD IN THEIR HEARTS
UNFORTUNATELY THE EVIL PUKSTER IS STILL ON EARTH, SPREADING HATRED AND VENOM EVERYWHERE
BUT PLIMP YOU CAN STILL BE A HERO
YOU CAN STILL HELP AN IMPORTANT CAUSE
HERE IS YOUR TASK AND YOUR MISSION, YOUNG PLIMP
PLEASE CONTACT THE EVIL PUKSTER, PERHAPS VIA ELECTRONIC MAIL
YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM ON HIS CELL PHONE, AS I ASSUME YOU AND HE ARE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS
AND ASK HIM A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
LISTEN CAREFULLY THIS IS CRITICAL
HERE IS HOW YOU SHOULD PHRASE THE QUESTION
“EVIL PUKSTER
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS
IT IS I, YOUNG PLIMP
I WAS WONDERING, DEAR FRIEND
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE
THE HAMBURGER
OR THE HOT DOG
PLEASE ADVISE”
YOUNG PLIMP, IF YOU ASK HIM THE QUESTION IN THE WAY THAT I SPECIFIED ABOVE, YOU WILL SURELY GET AN ANSWER
THEN THE LAST PART OF YOUR MESSAGE IS TO COME TO THIS VERY SITE
THEN, WRITE A BLOG POST
AND SAY WHAT EVIL PUKSTER’S ANSWER WAS
PLEASE ADVISE IF YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY, YOUNG PLIMP
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
So just how much time does your mommy give you to play on the internet in the morning before taking you to school son? It is quite obvious she has to drive you there because if you rode the bus kids like us would kick your ass…..
All true. We know it. The trolls won’t understand it.
But it had to be said.
Yep ya got that one right. AMERICAN CREME PIE RIGHT IN THE FACE just skipped right on by. Musta been to long for the jerk-off to read…..
@SNL – Look you can find something good in LOST…That’s the bottomline…There’s just soooo much fucking drek on TV…Maybe it’s nostalgic factor from the first 3 seasons maybe not…All I know is there ain’t much better than a fucked up LOST and that’s the truth…It doesn’t hurt me so much that you make fun of it, hell I make fun of it…But when talking to someone who’s a snob like I am and having him believe that you would watch 4-5 consecutive seasons of something so unbearable tells me something is missing…I do think some of you are masochists, but not all of you…The internet has a funny way of taking someone’s inside-voice and blowing it utterly and completely outta proportion just based on the simple congregation (or persuasion) of minds…
So I don’t buy it…That all of the core members here absolutely hate LOST in every way, I don’t buy it…I don’t think a lie-detector test would buy it either…I talk alot of shit because quite frankly I’m good at it, but I have actually begun to like my time here…Imagine that…
I was well on my way to becoming that guy in the movie who’s the rival of the bad-guy and in the end teams up with his once enemy to fight for a greater cause (or defeat Plimp)…Maybe that will still happen maybe not, but until it does I’m a troll and i gotta do what trolls do…
Or is it you lovers of a simpletons show are pathological? Just wondering that is…..
“I talk alot of shit because quite frankly I’m good at it”
-Lets not go nuts here
Have you ever heard the name MST3K ? Do they “hate” those crappy movies? are they masochists?
I’m a troll and i gotta do what trolls do…
Fade away??? ^^… …^^
My last rant before the show comes on tonight. Which I am sure will make some very happy. It is not so much that I absolutely hate the show. As far as the show itself, I rate it so-so. I have seen better and I have seen worse. What I do hate are the writers and producers of it. They have made themselves out as gods. When I see them as bereft and inept. Their ignominies as of late have done nothing good for their reputations. There were countless ways they could have gone with this story. Budget or no budget, it would have made no difference. A good writer can keep from painting himself into a corner just by the flip of a wrist. A good producer(s) can help keep the writers and himself out of said corner, and within there budgetary means. Just by standing up to the networks and putting a foot down about certain things. If the networks cancel the show? Well, it would have made LOST a whole lot better show if they would have. With that not being the case though, the decisions being made were terrible atrocities against a once great show. That had great potential to say the least. The inane story telling and the convoluted plot lines is simply the cause of there downfall. The constant bringing in of new charactors. Just to have then killed off in a few episodes or less is just ridicules and down right bad story telling in a series such as this. So in conclusion all that I can say is. (I can’t help myself I gotta do it) It just doesn’t matter right now because we don’t have time for that now. What is this a press conference? And LOST but not least my personal favorite!!! Never ask me that again…..
“There’s no time for that” will ALWAYS be my favorite.
Or, “we can swap stories later” – that’s a good one, too, because it’s later, and they still haven’t swapped stories.
At least let Sun and Kate swap cum.
*Borat* NIIIICCCE
HA HA HA HA
MANY CHUCKLES AND CHORTLES TO YOU, YOUNG JJ, WITH YOUR SEXUALLY THEMED POST THAT DETAILS THE AMOUNT OF SEMEN SHARED BETWIXT KATE AUSTEN AND THE KOREAN-AMERICAN SUN KWON
IT WAS QUITE AMUSING AND I THINK IT WILL SUMMON QUITE A FEW HEARTY LOLS AND ROFLS FROM OUR FRIENDS WHO VISIT THIS SITE
HA HA, MIGHTY JJ, KING OF COMEDY
I TRULY ENJOYED THIS POST
I WOULD ADVISE YOU TO CONTINUE WRITING MANY POSTS LIKE THIS, AS YOU ARE A TRUE JOKE WIZARD
A JOKE WIZARD IS NOT A REAL THING, BY THE BY
IT IS SOMETHING I MADE UP
BUT IF YOU WERE A REAL JOKE WIZARD, IT WOULD BE WISE AND PRUDENT OF YOU TO WEAR A MAGICAL CAPE
FAREWELL YOUNG JJ
IT WAS TRULY A WONDERFUL AND HILARIOUS PLEASURE
I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY
PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE
SINCERELY
AND MANY KIND, WARM REGARDS
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
You dumb fucken stupid idiot fucktard whats this shit!!!!
A JOKE WIZARD IS NOT A REAL THING, BY THE BY
IT IS SOMETHING I MADE UP
What the fuck I’m sure your bi now ya little fuckweed…..
YOUNG SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, O HOMOSEXUAL EVIL ONE
GREETINGS, O LOVER OF THE PENIS
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
I REALLY HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE, BUT I WAS CURIOUS
YOU SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS, AS WELL AS PENISES
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF PENIS?
PLEASE ADVISE
Your mama likes my penus she likes it all day long…..
GREETINGS EVIL SMOKIE, LOVER OF MALE GENITALS
WHAT IS A “PENUS”
YOU MENTIONED A “PENUS” IN YOUR ABOVE POST
WHAT IS A “PENUS”
Thats what yer head is shaped like spew breath…..
LOST is an acronym for:
Ludicrously Overrated Sappy Telenovela.
Boom
JELSON, MY DEAR FRIEND, I OFFER YOU MANY GREETINGS
I HAD A COMMENT ON YOUR POST
OH WAIT, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, THIS IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT SPEAKING
I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL, JELSON
HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANY RECENT MEETINGS OF THE TEA PARTY PATRIOTS
I WENT TO ONE YESTERDAY AND WE PROTESTED THE EVIL BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA ABOUT THE HEALTHCARE HE IS TRYING TO GIVE TO ALL AMERICANS
ANYWAY I APOLOGIZE FOR DIGRESSING
I WANTED TO ADDRESS YOUR POST REGARDING THE ACRONYM
JELSON I RECENTLY RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM TYLER SMITH, THE MODERATOR OF THIS SITE
HE HAD SOME UNKIND WORDS FOR YOU, I AM SORRY TO SAY
HERE, I WILL TRANSCRIBE THE EMAIL FOR YOU
“GREETINGS AMERICAN PATRIOT
IT IS ME, TYLER, THE MODERATOR OF THIS SITE
I WAS HOPING YOU CAN DO ME A FAVOR
JELSON RECENTLY WROTE A POST THAT I FOUND TO BE UNFUNNY, WHICH IS SAD BECAUSE JELSON IS USUALLY FUNNY
COULD YOU PLEASE WRITE TO HIM AND TELL HIM NOT TO POST ANYTHING ABOUT ACRONYMS ANYMORE
HE CAN POST OTHER THINGS JUST NOT ACRONYM THINGS
OH, AMERICAN PATRIOT, I ALMOST FORGOT
PLEASE TELL SMOKIE NOT LOCKE HE IS A GIANT TOOL
AND I HATE HIM AND HOPE HE GOES AWAY FOREVER
BEST REGARDS
TYLER SMITH
MODERATOR”
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, YOUNG JELSON, STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH
WHAT SAY YOU, DEAR FRIEND
So you sucked cocks at the tea party?
WELL YOUNG PUKSTER
O EVIL ONE
IT LOOKS LIKE WE MEET AGAIN
GREETINGS AND MANY SALUTATIONS TO YOU
I DO HAVE SOME INFORMATION FOR YOU, YOUNG PUKSTER
MORE OF A CORRECTION, REALLY
A TEA PARTY IS NOT AN EVENT THAT TYPICALLY INCLUDES FELLATIO, EVIL ONE
I BELIEVE YOU ARE REFERRING TO WHAT MANY PEOPLE CALL A “HOMOSEXUAL EVENT”
FOR EXAMPLE
WHEN YOU AND SMOKIE NOT LOCKE MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER
THAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL EVENT
NOT A TEA PARTY
AT TEA PARTIES THEY SERVE TEA
AND PROTECT AMERICA
LISTEN PUKSTER
ARE YOU STILL READING
IF SO I WOULD LIKE TO POSE YOU A QUESTION
IT SEEMS THAT IF YOU HAVE TAKEN YOUNG SMOKIE AS A LOVER
IT MEANS THAT YOU PREFER PENIS, NOT VAGINA
DOES THAT MEAN YOU PREFER HOT DOGS TO HAMBURGERS
THE REASON I ASK IS THIS, EVIL PUKSTER
HOT DOGS ARE PENILE IN SHAPE
THAT IS WHY I DEDUCED THAT YOU PREFERRED HOT DOGS MORE
BECAUSE THEY ARE SHAPED LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GENITAL
YOUNG EVIL PUKSTER, AM I CORRECT IN THIS ASSUMPTION
PLEASE ADVISE
AND EVIL PUKSTER
DO TRY AND BE LESS EVIL
AND MORE PATRIOTIC
THANKS FOR READING
PUKSTER I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY
YOU ARE STILL EVIL HOWEVER AND YOU WILL BE DESTROYED
PREPARE TO DIE YOUNG PUKSTER
HAVE A LOVELY DAY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
Beaver still got that lawnmower?
GREETINGS YOUNG INFECTED
ARE YOU THE EVIL INFECTED OR THE INFECTED ON THE SIDE OF GOOD
IN ANSWER TO YOUR QUERY REGARDING BEAVER
BEAVER INDEED STILL HAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING LAWNMOWER
I DO APPRECIATE YOU CHECKING IN HOWEVER
Hay AP your mama don’t think im gay she loves sucking my dick before she kisses you off to school. So my question to you is. How do I taste dick sucker? IMy money is on you like it…..
OK This is getting ridiculous. This guy is legally retarded.
YOUNG PUKSTER
EVIL ONE
I HAVE FOUND YOU AT LAST
YOU TRIED TO HIDE BUT YOU COULD NOT
YOU ARE A FAILURE AT HIDING
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION, WRETCH
HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS
ANSWER AND I WILL STOP POSTING FOREVER
IT MUST BE AN HONEST ANSWER
I WILL KNOW IF IT IS A LIE
BUT IF IT IS THE TRUTH
I WILL STOP POSTING
ANSWER NOW EVIL FIEND
Well one thing we know is that AP like the dick thats for sure, and his mama likes my dick and thats for sure too…..
Thats beautiful man…..
This is an open apology to all for my irrelevant and off topic posts. As well, American Patriot is none other than me as well. Just little ‘ole Infected in khaki drag. I have no shame or respect for the bandwidth that I needlessly squat on but perhaps some day (soon?) I will grow up and see the light.
Amen.
INCORRECT, EVIL ONE
TYLER, THE MODERATOR OF THIS SITE, CAN CONFIRM THAT MY POSTS ARE COMING FROM A DIFFERENT IP, O STUPID ONE
YOU HAVE FAILED IN TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME
DUH, AS THEY SAY
DO NOT TRY TO IMPERSONATE ME AGAIN, EVIL ONE
HOW DARE YOU
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO AID YOUR CAUSE AND YOU BETRAY ME
EVERYONE BETRAY ME
YOU ARE A TRAITOR
Got you down to under 20 lines of drivel so I must be doing something right?
You haven’t answered my question my khaki lover,
Beaver still got a lawnmower?
YOUNG INFECTED
I ANSWERED THE LAWNMOWER QUESTION ABOVE, MY FRIEND
PLEASE ADVISE IF YOU NEED A MORE THOROUGH ANSWER
YOU CAN DO THIS BY EMAIL
OR BY TELEGRAM
OR FAX
WHICHEVER YOU PREFER, DEAR INFECTED
INFECTED, MY FRIEND
IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE AND A TRUE WARM DELIGHT SPEAKING WITH YOU ON THIS FINE DAY
I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT BEAVER
OR THE LAWNMOWER
JUST LET ME KNOW
OKAY I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER YOUNG INFECTED
GOODBYE FOR NOW DEAR FRIEND
BE SURE TO PROTECT ALL AMERICANS
VOTE FOR SARAH PALIN IN 2012
let me guess, in your army you don’t shoot the enemy, you bore them to death with your talentless lips?
WHO’S NAILING PALIN THESE DAYS?
I HAVE DETERMINED YOU ARE NOT THE MOST EXCELLENT, AWESOME INFECTED
YOU ARE THE EVIL ONE
DIE EVIL WRETCH
ALSO TALENTLESS LIPS WAS A STUPID THING TO WRITE EVIL ONE, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON WRITING STUPID THINGS?
PLEASE ADVISE
I have noticed that your the cock sucker that likes it being rammed right up the poop chute aintcha little boy? You gotta be the biggest dumbass fucktard I know. Oh , and give your mama a big kiss on the lips for me…..
Seriously, Smokie, you’re not funny at all.
So fuckin what dick breath. You think you are? Sorry to tell you this but you aint…..
Jesus H. Christ…He’s the clone troll SMOKIE, dammit man…He’s not even putting ellipses anymore (…)…
Jeez louise, I know it’s hard, but damn…That’s ur buddy messing you over man…
Nope I am. ^^…o
Infected I know that isn’t the real you dude get a grip on your own. Have I ever talked to you like that!!! Who is the slow one now?????
In my 2010-04-16 17:06:46 post I said:
BTW I wonder, does he go to right wing websites and call himself ‘Lost Lover’ or something and yells at them for not liking Lost? strange fellow. very strange
You replied:
where did i yell at anyone for not liking lost?
Which was true at the time. But I knew who I was dealing with.
on 2010-04-19 14:40:46
HAHA LOST IS SO DUMB, THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION THAT THEY NEVER ANSWERED, THE WRITERS ARE JUST MAKING IT ALL UP, LOL STUPID JERKFACE EVIL PEOPLE
so I was right. (very infected style, hmm)
So let me ask you again:
BTW I wonder, does he go to right wing websites and call himself ‘Lost Lover’ or something and yells at them for not liking Lost? strange fellow. very strange
PLEASE ADVISE.
P.S. on the same post you wrote
DAMON LINDEOLOF
The name is Damon Lindelof, BETTER FIX THOSE FOR YOUR NEXT POST OR PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE STUPID.
YOUNG JELSON
I AM CONFUSED
JELSON I THOUGHT YOU AND I WERE THE BEST OF FRIENDS, THE WARMEST OF ASSOCIATES
NOW YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, INTENDED TO HURT AND MALIGN
IT MAKES ME SAD, ALMOST SAD ENOUGH TO STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS
YOUNG JELSON WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US
WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL AND EVIL
IN ADDITION YOU DID CATCH THAT EVIL TYPO THAT I CREATED WHEN THE AMERICAN PATRIOT’S HAND ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE O KEY, VERY GOOD EYES, OLD FRIEND
JELSON WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EVIL AND HATEFUL
PLEASE ADVISE
ALSO
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT INFECTED’S POSTING STYLE IS NOTHING WHATSOEVER LIKE MINE, AND HE STRUCTURES SENTENCES DIFFERENTLY, SO THE AMERICAN PATRIOT IS REASONABLY SURE THAT A NON-RETARDED PERSON COULD FIGURE OUT THAT WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON
BUT THAT IS OKAY
I WILL CONTINUE POSTING AND YOU EVIL GENTLEMEN CAN CONTINUE THINKING I AM INFECTED
EVIL MUST BE DESTROYED
I’m pretty sure I’m you.
EVIL INFECTED
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT TALENTLESS LIPS WAS A STUPID THING TO POST
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
THIS IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT BY THE WAY
FIGHTING FOR ALL AMERICANS
ALL HEROIC PATRIOTS OF THE UNITED STATES
SO PLEASE RESPOND
AND DO TRY AND BE MORE FUNNY BECAUSE RIGHT NOW YOU ARE IN FACT NOT FUNNY
EVIL PUKSTER
IF YOU ARE READING THIS
HELLO
Oh I’m sure TALENTLESS LIPS are the least of your worries…
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR COMMENT, EVIL, STUPID, CRUEL, HATEFUL INFECTED
PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO CLARIFY YOUR POST ABOVE
THEN THE AMERICAN PATRIOT WILL ANSWER, EVIL ONE
RESPOND NOW
I WILL AWAIT YOUR REPLY
SINCERELY,
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
JEB BUSH/PALIN 2012
He is saying your lips are talented, especially when you wrap them around his dick…..
Smokie, shut the fuck up
Hey if you don’t fuckin like it you can tear your ass!!! I am trolling the trolls and having fun doing it…..
No offense, but you sort of suck at it.
Oh well sorry about your luck…..
I think school is about to start so his mommy is driveing him to school. I am waiting for her to get back so I can give her the ramming she really enjoys. She is a slut, a fun slut but still a slut just the same…..
Smokie, seriously, you are starting to sound like a fucking retard with all the mom jokes. Nobody says that shit anymore and I guarantee it is not hurting AMERICAN PATRIOT’S feelings, and I can certainly say that I don’t find you funny either.
In conclusion, though the all caps are annoying, AMERICAN PATRIOT is right that you really aren’t funny at all.
I sense a growing love between you and AM PAT… “the hills are alive with the SOUND OF MUSIC!”
To each his own, and now I own both your mutherfucking asses cuz I fucked both yer mama’s…..
I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t like the idea of this fucktard taking over our site. If you guys don’t care then I don’t care. But I think we should troll this dickhead right on outta hear…..
SMOKIE
SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
O EVIL ONE, WRETCHED FIEND
I HAVE THE POWER OF AMERICA BEHIND ME
I DO NOT FEAR YOU OR YOUR ALLEGED THREATS OF TROLLING
I AM THE HERO OF THIS SITE AND YOU ARE THE VILLAIN
I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS THAT I HAVE CRAFTED CAREFULLY FOR YOU, EVIL FIEND
HERE THEY ARE
1. START POSTING THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY. WHEN YOU POST THINGS THAT ARE NOT FUNNY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE QUITE STUPID
2. GO TO YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE, SUCH AS BARNES AND NOBLE OR BORDERS, AND QUICKLY PURLOIN A DICTIONARY SO YOU DO NOT MISSPELL SIMPLE, FOUR-LETTER WORDS SUCH AS “HERE”
3. I THINK THAT PART OF YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU SO FREQUENTLY HAVE A PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE TYPING YOUR POSTS. IF YOU REMOVE SAID GENITAL FROM YOUR MOUTH, PERHAPS YOU WILL BE MORE COMICAL AND YOUR CRAVINGS FOR THE PENIS WILL LESSEN
4. THE AMERICAN PATRIOT SUGGESTS THAT YOU GO OUTSIDE THIS SITE AND TRY TO FIND SOME REAL FRIENDS THAT ARE ACTUAL HUMANS. RECENTLY, I RECEIVED A MEMO FROM ONE TYLER SMITH, MODERATOR OF THIS SITE, AND HE SAYS THAT HE HATES YOU GREATLY
5. I ALSO RECENTLY GOT AN EMAIL FROM EVIL PUKSTER AND EVIL JELSON, WHO SAID THEY BOTH HATE YOU AS WELL AND WISH YOU WOULD STOP POSTING
6. IN CONCLUSION, YOUNG SMOKIE, YOU HAVE FAILED
7. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME AS I DO NOT FEAR YOU
8. BUT YOU FEAR ME AND WHAT I REPRESENT
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I IMPLORE YOU
PLEASE TELL SMOKIE TO REMOVE THE PENIS FROM HIS MOUTH
IT MAY HELP HIM
IT IS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL AMERICA
PLEASE HELP SMOKIE
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
Yeah sure buddy, I noticed that you skipped right over my comments because anything over two lines long is to hard for you to read. As for all the rest of your stupid shit. All I got to say is. YOUR MAMA SURE DO LIKE SUCKING MY DICK!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HELLO
THIS IS NOT REALLY INFECTED
IT IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
BUT HERE IS WHAT INFECTED WOULD HAVE WRITTEN IN REPLY TO YOUR POST, EVIL SMOKIE
“SMOKIE
HELLO IT IS INFECTED
YOUR POST WAS DUMB AND NO ONE LIKES YOU
THE END”
FAREWELL
I DON’T NORMALLY WRITE IN CAPS, BUT SINCE THIS FAG FAKE INFECTED HATES CAPS AND HE’S STILL TRYING TO MIRROR ME I’M GONNA USE CAPS AND FUCK OVER THIS SITE…I TRULY APOLOGIZE AS THIS IS NOT MY ATTEMPT, BUT FAKE INFECTED LETS SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP IT UP CAPS ON STYLE YOU BEANBAG FUCK…
SORRY PATRIOT, I DON’T NORMALLY STEAL STYLES…
HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS ARE BOTH GOOD I’D ADVISE…
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I DON’T NORMALLY WRITE IN CAPS, BUT SINCE THIS FAG FAKE INFECTED HATES CAPS AND HE’S STILL TRYING TO MIRROR ME I’M GONNA USE CAPS AND FUCK OVER THIS SITE…I TRULY APOLOGIZE AS THIS IS NOT MY ATTEMPT, BUT FAKE INFECTED LETS SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP IT UP CAPS ON STYLE YOU BEANBAG FUCK…
SORRY PATRIOT, I DON’T NORMALLY STEAL STYLES…
HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS ARE BOTH GOOD I’D ADVISE…
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PITY AIN’T IT…I DON’T EVEN WANT TO DO THIS…
INFECTED
IT IS OKAY THAT YOU TOOK MY STYLE
I UNDERSTAND DEAR FRIEND
IT IS A WONDERFUL STYLE
ALSO
I AM GLAD YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT BBQ TREATS
I AGREE THAT BOTH HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS HAVE THEIR MERITS
THE REAL QUESTION IS THIS, OLD FRIEND AND ALLY
WHAT DOES PUKSTER PREFER
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SOME INVESTIGATIVE WORK AT FIND OUT
PLEASE ADVISE MY ALLY
THANK YOU, YOUNG INFECTED
Can I join and make this a 3some?
^ALWAYS WITH THE GAY REBUTTALS…YOU STILL “SWOONING”?
O FAGGOT ONE….
I’M BETTING YOU WANT BREAD-LESS HOT DOGS…
HA HA HA
GOOD ONE, O INFECTED
Nope. I think you two have it all under control. Do you two have an address for where I should send the KY jelly gift basket?
^^… …^^
HELLO IT IS ME
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
AKA HAMBURGER
I THINK I UNDERSTAND NOW
THE EVIL INFECTED IS THE ONE WHO DOES THIS
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AND THE KIND INFECTED, MY ALLY, DOES NOT
EVIL WRETCH
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Your posts remind me of long strips of toilet paper… and you may be swift enough to see that the end useage is the same.
EVIL INFECTED
YOU FORGOT YOUR ^^..
PLEASE REWRITE YOUR POST AND INCLUDE THE ^^..
.|..
HELLO INFECTED
I DO NOT KNOW WHICH INFECTED YOU ARE
IT IS EITHER THE EVIL ONE OR THE GOOD ONE, MY ALLY
EITHER WAY
INFECTED
I TASKED YOU WITH A CRITICAL MISSION EARLIER
ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU PLEASE OF WHAT MISSION IT IS
IT INVOLVES PUKSTER, THE EVIL ONE
I AM STILL QUITE CURIOUS AS TO WHICH TYPE OF BARBECUE FOOD HE PREFERS BETTER
RIGHT NOW WE HAVE IT NARROWED DOWN TO TWO POPULAR CHOICES, TWO MEALS THAT ARE A PART OF THE AMERICAN FABRIC
WHAT ARE THE CHOICES, YOU ASK?
ALLOW ME TO ELABORATE
ONE OF THEM IS HAMBURGERS
THE OTHER, MY DEAR FRIEND
IS
HOT DOGS
NOW DEAREST INFECTED
I AGAIN INSIST THAT YOU PURSUE THIS MISSION USING ALL OF YOUR AMERICAN SKILLS
ONCE YOU HAVE AN ANSWER YOU CAN RESPOND HERE
OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME
WHAT IS MY EMAIL ADDRESS YOU ASK
IT IS
THEAMERICANPATRIOT
@
GMAIL
.
COM
PLEASE WRITE TO ME
I APPRECIATE IT, HEROIC INFECTED
FAREWELL
BE GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS MY FRIEND
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
MONDALE 2012
HELLO ALL
I HAVE A MINOR CORRECTION
YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT THEAMERICANPATRIOTWLS
@
GMAIL
.
COM
THANK YOU AND I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR CORRESPONDENCE
TAKE CARE ALL
HELLO ALL
I HAVE ANOTHER MINOR CORRECTION
I AM HIV POSITIVE
YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT
HOTGAYPATRIOT
@
GMAIL
.
COM
THANK YOU AND I LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR SUPPORT
TAKE CARE ALL
Hey American Patriot, did you vote for Ronald Reagan or Walter Mondale in the last election?
Your answer will tell me whether or not you are a true American Patriot.
MARTY
YOU’VE GOT TO COME BACK WITH ME
BACK
TO THE FUTURE
HA HA
I APOLOGIZE YOUNG MARTY
A LITTLE JOKE THERE FROM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
HERE IS ANOTHER
“LET ME GET A TAB”
“BUT YOU HAVEN’T ORDERED ANYTHING YET”
“OKAY, LET ME GET A PEPSI FREE”
“IF YOU WANT A PEPSI, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR IT”
HA HA
ANYWAY
HELLO YOUNG MARTY
IN THE LAST GENERAL ELECTION, NEITHER MONDALE NOR REAGAN WERE CANDIDATES
IT WAS BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN MCCAIN
I OF COURSE VOTED FOR JOHN MCCAIN
HERE IS WHY
JOHN MCCAIN WAS IN THE MILITARY
WHICH AUTOMATICALLY MAKES HIM AN AMERICAN PATRIOT IN MY BOOK
THAT WAS MY ONLY RATIONALE FOR VOTING FOR HIM
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY POST
I HAVE ENJOYED CHATTING WITH YOU
TAKE CARE NOW MARTY
please lord jesus, if AMPAT has brain cancer have him die swiftly and painlessly.
if he does not, then please inflict him with one and make him die slowly and agonizingly. Amen
please make this tumor grow now in his brain. oh lord jesus. please make him suffer and cry for his mommy. amen.
please make him undergo many painful operations. amen.
please let them remove his skull and scrape his brain tissue. amen.
and jesus please appear to him in his dreams and mock him. amen.
if cancer is not your thing, have him raped by an HIV positive gorilla and die from internal hemorrhage. but I prefer brain cancer. amen.
thank you Jesus, your will be done.
one more things, Jesus, i meant very very agonizing death.
and in conclusion, let us all pray that AMPAT dies painfully..
HELLO EVIL ONE
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WITH PRAYER
YOU CAN ONLY DEFEAT ME WITH PATRIOTISM
YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO FACE ME HOWEVER
YOU LOSE, O EVIL ONE
jesus is the true one patriot, jesus is king. remember: one nation under GOD.
alas, your growing tumor hath made thou witless. die soon and with much pain. amen
join me brothers for a prayer–
may jesus turn his bran into diarrhea
may he suffer untold pains
may he die a slow death.
amen.
the devil is strong with that one. i meant
brain into diarrhea
FIRST OF ALL MANY GREETINGS TO YOU, YOUNG SH
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK A QUESTION IF I MAY
WHAT DOES SH STAND FOR?
IF YOU WILL PERMIT ME TO GUESS
I SHALL DO SO
I THINK THE S STANDS FOR SUPER
AND THE H STANDS FOR HAMBURGER
SO ALLOW ME TO BECOME DETECTIVE PATRIOT FOR A MINUTE
DETECTIVE PATRIOT HAS MADE THE FOLLOWING DEDUCTION
YOU ARE, IN FACT, THE EVIL PUKSTER
ANSWERING MY QUESTION AT LAST ABOUT HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS
IT WOULD APPEAR THE ANSWER IS HAMBURGER
IN HONOR OF THIS I HAVE A PROPOSAL
FOR EVERYONE AT THIS SITE
NOW THAT I HAVE THE EVIL PUKSTER’S ANSWER
I WILL DO ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TWO THINGS
1. EITHER I WILL STOP POSTING ALTOGETHER
OR
2. I WILL POST SOMETIMES AS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT, AND SOMETIMES AS HAMBURGER
I THINK I WILL CHOOSE OPTION 2
MY NEXT POST WILL BE UNDER THE NAME HAMBURGER
I SINCERELY HOPE YOU ALL AGREE WITH MY DECISION
AND I WISH YOU ALL WELL
OH ONE THING
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN WHEN I POST AS HAMBURGER
I WILL STILL BE THINKING OF THE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES OF ALL AMERICANS
AND PROTECTING YOU FROM THE EVIL ONES
SUCH AS SMOKE NOT LOCKE, O EVIL ONE
AND EVIL PUKSTER
AND ESPECIALLY EVIL JELSON
WHO ONCE WAS MY ALLY
BUT IS NOW MY ENEMY
SINCERELY
HAMBURGER
It don’t make a goddamn bit of difference what name you post under because once a fucktard always a freak…..
HELLO YOUNG SMOKIE
IT IS I, HAMBURGER
ALSO KNOWN AS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
BUT FOR NOW I WILL BE POSTING UNDER THE NAME “HAMBURGER”, IN HONOR OF THE EVIL PUKSTER’S PREFERRED CHOICE OF MEAL FOR BARBECUES
SMOKIE HELLO
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG MY FRIEND
PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOUT IT
SINCERELY,
HAMBURGER
AKA
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
HERO TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
AND ALL FREEDOM-LOVING CITIZENS
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
Man I watched this awesome show on Science network last night (on a random channel changing whim) and it was all about Time travel…Being the LOST fan I am I watched it for any detail that could help me with the current situation on the show…I think I found one…Imagine 2 trains speeding side by side…1 is Losties universe A and the other 1 is FSW-universe…The island is the check-in station where the trains merge (converge)…When you exit the island it’s now one single track…Everything not on Train 1 will be there when it merges with train 2 (The universes solution to a 2-timeline paradox)…As it leaves the Island this new train is the new single universe (fresh with photo shopped memories for the island losties like what happened to Desmond in season 5)…This was the importance of introducing the mental-time travel aspect…
That’s where I think LOST is heading and I think people who we see as being dead won’t be dead anymore once it turns into a single track again….
Any thoughts from people that don’t hate my absolute guts to Soul Asylum playing in the background??
Check out the fuselage for discussions from about 2 years ago when TT and CTT was a hot topic.
Hello Darlton – Thank you for the great time travel info tip! You say it is called the Fuselage? WOW – that sounds amazing! did you hear that everyone…?
You’re welcome Infected.
you all everybody…
Heh, I’m just glad you didn’t flame me…
But I did.
Why does GOD need a spaceship?
Errrr….wait.
Why does a Demi-God need an airplane?