Episode 13: The last recruit
Getting close!
Written by Tyler on April 20th, 2010 with
805 comments.
Read more articles on Posts.
- [+] Digg: Feature this article
- [+] Del.icio.us: Bookmark this article
- [+] Furl: Bookmark this article
Related articles
- Residuum (May 26th, 2010)
- The end! (May 23rd, 2010)
- Your final show predictions (May 21st, 2010)
- Episode 16: What they died for (May 18th, 2010)
- Episode 15: Across The Sea (May 11th, 2010)
That well wasn’t very deep, was it?
About as deep as a puddle.
MANY GREETINGS TO ALL
IT IS TIME FOR THE AMERICAN PATRIOT TO TELL THE TRUTH
I NEVER MAKE ANY SENSE BECAUSE I AM BACKED UP AND MY WORDS ARE ALWAYS MIXED WITH SHIT, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
I’LL SAY IT ANOTHER WAY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE LIMITED INTELLIGENCE OF MRS. PALIN, WHO LOVES TEA-BAGGING EVENTS
IT IS DIFFICULT TO GET ANYTHING ELSE OUT OF MY FACE HOLE EXCEPT FECES, BECAUSE OF THE PREVIOUS IMPORTANT POINT I JUST MENTIONED
I HOPE WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE IN THIS IMPORTANT MATTER
I’M SORRY FOR BEING A DICK AND ALWAYS HAVING ONE IN MY MOUTH, BUT THAT IS WHO THE AMERICAN PATRIOT IS AND DOES
SINCERELY,
AMERICAN PATRIOT
AKA: HAMBURGER
PS
I WILL NOW SELL MY MOUTH AND ASS FOR 2 CENTS TO THE FIRST CAR THAT GOES BY DRIVEN BY A PERSON WITH A PENIS, WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH
You are delusional.
Interesting take on the episode… but I always knew you were gay.
It’s interesting that you are the second to post on a lost sucks forum. Worried about the show?
I am so confused…
Just say HOTDOGS…
*Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs…*
Okay meat’s in the hand. Now what?
INFECTED
HA HA
GOOD JOKE INFECTED
I HOPE YOU CONTINUE MAKING GREAT JOKES
THANKS
I ENJOY THEM
I WILL TALK WITH YOU LATER
I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY
AND A PATRIOTIC EVENING
GENERAL,
Gender reassignment surgery is one of the great medical perks the military enjoys. Check into if you haven’t already. Worst case it will level out those hormonal imbalances you’re struggling with.
Man, I was really hoping Sun and Jin were gonna get zapped by those pylons when they ran to one another…..
I was thinking the same thing. If it had happened, I think I would have laughed as hard as I ever have in my life.
WAIT! It’s not off yet! (explosion of red Korean mist…)
Count me in too. I was half-expecting some really terrible CGI like they do on all the SciFi original movies.
Don’t worry. I hear Sun dies next episode.
I know you already told us… thanks.
Widmore and Sayid die too.
I heard that I die of boredom.
Yes, the show sucks but we are still watching it.
Yes, but we dont watch it because we like it, we watch it because we Supose To
I heard Jack and Claire have a hot, incestuous jungle romp. The resulting fish-frog, retard baby is the Island’s new savior.
Does that explain Jack’s half mongoloid son in the alt-verse?
I knew they were going to do the cheesy run on the beach and the hug. It was still painful when they did it.
When Jin said “I’ll never leave you” in his gay Korean accent I started to laugh. Literally, started laughing on my couch. It was so…cliche, but also just well, lame. Plus the acting was terrible. I’m guessing if you haven’t seen your significant other in 3 years, it won’t boil down to cliche phrases. Probably just a bunch of crying or something.
It was pretty lame. The music didn’t help.
Yes. I thought that outcome would be very likely, because we already saw how retarded they all are at turning things off or on for safety reasons two episodes prior.
4, it’s the magic numba!!!
“Yes it is, it’s the magic numba”. Just call me Plug 4.
OK I was gonna keep on calling you Nico, but Plug 4 is OK too. Wait a minute here, something seems wrong there. Oooops…..
I’m watching it DVR style…So far so good…Jack -Lockster scenes are pushing some awesome limits…Be back to discuss o evil ones…
I can’t imagine watching Lost without a DVR. It has to be at least 40% commercials. I am always shocked at how quick I can get through an episode without having to sit through the ads. Of course, it still seems like an eternity but that’s another story.
Just one of the many paradoxes of the show…
Mystery Revealed!: Locke was carving a walky talky smashing device.
havn’t seen it yet, but: Why had he to carve on that branch? I guess it would apply the same force used as a weapon in uncarved state?
Dude, are you drunk?
No, but very tired.
How do you manage to make it through an episode of Lost when you’re tired? It takes me at least a gram and a half to make it through the show these days… er… um… never mind.
You got that shit right. I was nodding off through over half the episode. Always remember sharing is a good thing…..
Old folks and their bad backs. You see them with walking and poking away with those sticks all the time. Just wait until he carves up a walker. There’ll be hell to pay!
Ya I was expecting him to turn to Sawyer and be like “I knew it would tell me what it was for”. Yet another mystery that won’t ever be solved.
It’s the old pull the garden hose up and trip the bad guy trick… and I was sitting here saying to myself that Sun was going to get her voice back as soon as she sees Jin… WEAK
She could have spoken to him in Korean though, no? Wasn’t she still able to speak Korean?
What a stupid “twist”.
I was wondering the same thing. When she said “I Love you” to him in English, I was like “Did you forget your Korean now? ” :-p.
Remember, the last time Sun saw Jin (3 years ago) Jin was just starting to learn English. He still communicated to Sun in Korean. It made literally no sense for Sun to start talking in English there.
Congratulations ace—in one sentence you nailed the two lamest moments in this week’s episode.
I SALUTE YOU WITH FISTS AND YELLING!!!
Raptusregaliter – you are a gentleman.
You mean this weak’s episode.
Dude Sawyer’s so bad ass. It’s like he gave the finger to Darlton and he’s like I’m writing my own lines from now on. “Sayid you’re under arrest”. It’s about time someone arrest his torturing ass.
The only redeeming quality this show has is that the scenery, particularly the water, looks great in HD.
Fuck this fucking piece of shit TV show. I am going to send the Producers a bill for all of my time they have wasted. This assterpiece has become like a train going 100 mph and only has half a mile to stop in. 4 episodes and the finale left to make it all make sense. It can’t be done.
Predictable, boring and uninteresting POS episode. But V is so good also – this is what I’m doing with my time.
It can’t be done WELL in any case.
Sorry to correct you, but it’s actually 3 episodes and the finale.
I thought they said 4, but maybe that was including the finale. I hope you’re right, I just want this nightmare to be over already.
we have 14, 15, 16 left to watch and then the finale, which is 17/18
So 5 more hours…
well they’re 45 min long, so on the bright side, it’s only 3:45 to go. i wonder what they can explain in less than 4 hours.
A wizard did it
You All Everybody…..
I am happy the plot is moving along finally (even thought it was boring and predictable). I am still annoyed that it took them 13 episodes to get here. I mean it could of have put this whole plot in about 3-4 episodes instead of the 13 episodes of shit, they served us.
The pissing contest between Jack and Saywer was hilarious. Sun and Jin reunion was lame. Did really need to add Sun losing her “voice” to it.
Its also sad that Smokie only cared about Jack and let the others die. Poor Cindy and kids. Survived all this shit only to be sacrificed for Saint Jack
Don’t feel sorry for Cindy. In the b-universe she is a commercial pitch-woman for Hughes Net.
Was kinda cool watching them fly through the air like that…..
It would have been cooler if Jack had like, lost an arm or something. He could have been the one armed, magical surgeon.
Seriously, why can’t they sacrifice even the tiniest bit. An arm, a leg, an eye. For fucks sake he even had perfectly gelled hair afterwards.
I’m glad the ‘Other’ extras are all finally dead.
Such a pain in the ass to have them all milling around doing nothing.
They need to track down Rose and Benny and off them too.
Nice that these ass-hats couldn’t make it one whole episode without splitting into factions again. *YAWN*
More gun cocking, more Mexican standoffs. More jungle trekking. On the boat, off the boat, on the beach. *YAWN*
The b-universe continues to be perhaps the most boring plot device ever conceived by man or monkeys with typewriters. *YAWN*
Sayid is eeeeeeevil… OR IS HE? *YAWN*
Jin and Sun are finally reunited. At least we don’t have to listen to that bitch ask where her husband is anymore. Her English suddenly coming back at that precise moment was one of the dumbest, most predictable, lamest things I’ve ever been witness to. *YAWN*
Jack looking at a an x-ray of a spine in a thousand pieces for 30 seconds and saying: “I’ve got this”, was a laugh out loud moment that should have embarrassed even the most hackneyed of writers. *YAWN*
LOST
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
You forgot the Sawyer / Miles calamity of an arrest scene… and the Sawyer / Kate ridiculous, cutesy BS. My God – it sucked.
If I try to remember ALL the suckiness at once my head will explode Scanners style.
And not one but two emotionless-okay-lets-get-through-them reunions of Jack and Claire!
Tonight’s episode might have set a record for gun cocks. I never really paid attention to that particular element of lameness but it was very noticeable tonight.
It never used to bother me before this season either. It’s just become SO incredibly obtrusive at this point, now I can’t help but be aggravated by it.
And there are levels of gun cocks, there is the full on gun cock when someone points a gun at someone and then there are the smaller partial gun cocks every time a gun is moved! lol. Amazing.
Think of all the bullets being wasted.
I wonder who pays for all the ammo they have. Sure they have some pretty pricey firearms but the damn ammo they waste would cost a small fortune.
A 50 round box of 9mm Blazer brand shells is about $9 at Wal-Marts that sell ammo. Do the math..
Hmmm lets see 59 x ? = A buttload…..
That’s not counting the .223 for the rifles.
I think they’re m14s, so 7.62×51. and that’s expensive.
Oh true.
I even spotted a BAR in last night’s episode. I have idea what ammo that would use.
The Browning Automatic Rifle fires a .30-06 round. Just sayin’…
Some person walks into various camp – gun cock.
Same person makes “threatning” move – cock guns again.
Same person makes another move – cock guns a third time.
It’s so fucking stupid….
Don’t forget the dynamite, the grenades, the claymores, the cruise missiles, and the nuke. How much does a nuke retail at Walmart?
The final beach scene where Sawyer confronts Liz Lemon. They gun cock initially and then after that walkie call to Widmore they gun cock for a second time. The wizard made special guns? How exactly do you cycle a weapon two times in a row or pull back the hammer/slide twice without firing off or ejecting the first bullet?
Anyone knows that you only need to chamber the first bullet and then keep pulling the trigger until the magazine is emptied.
And I noticed a frazzled Jerry Garcia looking guy in Liz’s group.
They also have AKs with short ammo clips, don’t they?
In addition to the gun cocks, it’s getting incredibly stupid to have everybody landing on the 2nd island in THE EXACT SAME SPOT so that THE EXACT SAME PEOPLE can jump out from behind THE EXACT SAME BUSHES. It’s like these island protectors just sit back there 24/7 and guard the same 40-foot patch of sand.
thefuselage, didn’t love it, post #10. Just sayin…
Haha, they got a subforum for every episode.
Has anything actually happened this season? What do we know now that we didn’t know 12 weeks ago besides the whispers are dead people?
Don’t you know, all we need is love. We don’t need a plot or answers. I am convinced that the writer must wrote the entire plot lines while watching Nicholas Sparks movie marathon.
the writers have been on an acid trip since season 3, put down the pipe for a little while in season 5, but hit that fucker with a vengeance this season,
I am so mad, this show used to be great, this show had a great potential, i want to smokemonster j.j.
Hmmmm, I have never tried smoking acid. I wonder what kind of a trip that gives you…..
I have a theory about these new shows where every episode builds on the previous ones. The writers only plan for one season, then when the show doesn’t get canned they start pulling shit out of their ass. The same thing seems to be happening with Weeds.
We also now know that Smokie was Jack’s dad when Jack saw him in the jungle. As if we couldn’t have inferred that ourselves. They are apparently only answering questions that nobody gives a shit about or had already figured out on their own.
Umm Nico, there are so many “ghosts” and “Smokey-imitating-people-animals-what-not” walking around on the island, that the poor writers have to have a character ask and clarify who was Smokey and who was not :-\.
Who was Jack’s dad when he saw him in the hospital?
Call me extremely cynical, but Smokie could be lying. Not that it makes any difference one way or the other.
most of all: who was “he’s-taller-now”-vision-Walt locke saw after ben shot him as smokey can only imitate dead persons?
Well, according to the “rules” Smokey can imitate Walt on certain parts of the island, to certain people, and at certain times. Smokey just lucked out that it was the Dharma pit (OK to imitate), John Locke (again, OK), and 9:30 in the morning (OK). All 3 had to be right for Smokey to find his “loophole.”
NOTE: Smokey wanted to come to Locke in a vision earlier that night outside the cabin but it wasn’t the right time or place.
Was he also:
-the horse
-the dreams/visions
-the guy that took over Sawyer’s body and choked Kate.
FUCK this show had so much potential,
Maybe he was the polar bear, too. Sure would be easy for the writers to pawn absolutely everything off on that one explanation.
Wow I haven’t heard anyone complain about the gun-cocks this ep…Cause that’s like so important..I wish people would notice that…
You know, the gun-cocks are just kind of funny. The endless reeling around and pointing guns at each other is much more annoying than the actual sound it makes.
I can’t recall a movie, or cop show (Especially with your username as main character) where I don’t see (Hear) alot of this…Just doesn’t bother me that much (in all kinds of shows)…
IT DOESN’T BOTHER YOU
INFECTED TRAITOR
BECAUSE YOU HATE AMERICA!!!
What is that smell Infected? I leave for 12 hours and when I come back the place smells like a french whorehouse. What have you and THE GENERAL been up to?
Egads!!!…. are those hickies on your neck? Have you no shame…
^^… < for THE GENERAL because he will request it.
Like I said, the sound of the guns cocking is just mildly annoying. The sight of people constantly shoving guns in each other’s faces without anybody ever getting shot (even on accident) is just plain ridiculous.
Ya the gun pointing without consequence (unless you’re black or a minor character) is ridiculous. But it sure beats the ‘romance’ moments, so I put up with it.
The thing is nothing ever gets accomplished by doing this. My dad told me years ago, that if your gonna pull a gun on somebody you damb sure better be ready to use it, or that fucker is liable to take it from you and stick it up your ass. I mean who has the drop on who here. How many times has there been that somebody just went completely postal and shot the fuck out of things, or people. Oh hells no!!! We just gonna cock them so ya’all get to hear it…..
Seriously.
The show has devolved into a parody of its self-parody.
And, yeah, in real life, nobody cocks a gun without shooting it.
I know this from watching Goodfellas about 100 times.
You used that four letter c word…. (heavy breathing)
I didn’t pay much attention to tonight’s episode because I was flipping back and forth between that and the basketball game on.
Kate’s conversation with Officer redneck was lame and a waste of time. The 80’s hooker look does suit Kate though.
Hurley jogging through the woods for that split second was an amazing sight.
Zombie Sayid just doesn’t work. I was cringing during that scene with him and Desmond.
“Oh look we’re all on the boat”… “Damn claire found us”. Yeah you idiots did a great job being discreet about running away.
I was cracking up during the Sawyer Jack bitchfest. I wish they would turn the boat around and run Jack over with it. I didn’t see the ending but I’m assuming Jack is still somewhere out in the water. Of course next week he will be back on land like that swim back to land was nothing.
Even better, he was back on dry land by episode’s end. Jack must have been on the swim team in HS or something. When he jumped off the boat, I was thinking to myself: “That is one hell of a swim back to the island through choppy waters, riptides and razor sharp coral heads”. I guess he’s still protected since he was poked with Jacob’s magical dangle.
Ya, I was hoping he was gonna get ate by a shark…..
You forget that the Island is “magic” and Jacky-boy is “special.”
OK but Dezzylu Who is special Jack-ass is special The Smokeness Lockster is special Hurley is special. Oh yes and Jack-ass is Oh I already said him. So just who the hell aint special around this joint? Oh yeah, ME!!! Thank God…..
“Hurley jogging through the woods for that split second was an amazing sight.”
yes i was wondered where tsunami’s come from
…or why the island sank in altverse
The scent of fried chicken blowing over from the other island must have been heavy in the air…
“I wish they would turn the boat around and run Jack over”
LMFAO
and that scene when they tried to run away looked like a high school film taped with a handy cam
What is with that pack on Jack’s back? It’s like a Quasimodo hump that’s been superglued onto him. Not like Locke planted a bomb or something in it? And Jack is too dense to check to see if anyone messed with his hump?
When Tina Fey’s stunt double walked into Flocke’s camp, was she alone? I wasn’t paying attention at the time she came on the scene.
Because if she was alone then why the f did they just not keep her hostage?
Because that would have made way too much sense.
Exactly!!!!!
Because w/ her as a hostage, Widmore would be less likely to bomb the camp (since one of his own was there) and this would be a logical thing to do. However, the characters, and the writers who create them, are idiots.
Wow, I think this show is making me dumber. That didn’t even occur to me.
Why is a Smoke Monster afraid of mortar explosions? None of this makes any sense to me…
Here I go defending Lost: I don’t think Smokie cares about the mortars in regards to his own personal safety. He only has to be concerned about them because they can blow up all the special people that he needs for his cockamamie plan.
OK, but I would think I would be looking after pilot Frank more so than ass Jack…..
Yeah, that would be the smart move. So that’s why the writers didn’t use it for Lost.
Smockie exists in the physical world. Regardless of whatever supernatural powers he has that allow him to appear in various forms, he does have a physical presence.
Anything that exists in the physical world, I don’t care how resilient it is, if you apply enough high explosive to it that thing will be destroyed, damaged or at least altered in some significant way.
Because her peeps would have blown them all up. As crappy as this show is, with as many weaknesses as it has, that was not one of them lol.
Oh yes it is…..
We all know that Sayid didn’t kill Desmond.
We all know that there would be gun cocking, even on the same scene where they just cocked the damn guns 10 seconds ago.
We all know that Sawyer’s plan won’t be smooth-sailing (pun intended).
We all know that somebody’s gonna change their mind about Sawyer’s plan.
We all know that Widmore staying true to the deal was but a snow ball’s chance in hell.
YAWN.
NO SHIT. Wouldn’t it be nice if SOMETHING, ANYTHING unexpected happened for once. Not one iota of creativity or originality goes into Lost anymore.
Ahhhhh yes, but we don’t know for sure that Sayid didn’t blow Dezzylu Who’s shit away. I am sure he didn’t, but hey a guy can hope anyways…..
SMOKIE
O EVIL ONE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POST
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH YOUNG SIR TOSCANI
PLEASE ADVISE
I HAVE MISSED YOUR POSTS
I HOPE YOU ARE WELL YOUNG SMOKIE
HAMBURGERS ARE GOOD DO YOU AGREE
Things they could do to surprise us:
-Have Claire shoot Kate
-Have Sayid execute Desmond
-Have Zoe execute Sawyer
-Have Widmore execute Zoe for executing Sawyer
KILL SOMEONE ALREADY
So did Desmond take a huge shit in the well, cause it seems a lot shallower than before?
Magically appearing sailboats sail with the sails down; look closely.
And uhhhh air strikes? Mortars? I give up.
I was saying the same thing. Just how the hell does a sailboat move through the water witout the sail? Magically delicious…..
Small diesel engine. Sailboats that size all have them.
And after 3 years Desmond’s still runs?
Time travel.
wouldn’t that void the warranty?
With time travel the warranty never expires.
Re. the boat still being operational it occurred to me that sitting so long in the water without maintenance there would be so much marine growth on the underside of the hull the boat wouldn’t be able to move at more than a snail’s pace.
But the island preservers things if the plot requires it.
I thought it was ridiculous when they stuffed all those pylons into the sub, but artillery?
Okay this may be a dumb question but…
What was the point of firing the mortar shell? I understand it was to show that they could blow up smokie’s camp but isn’t he–I don’t know–eternal? Assuming that smokie didn’t return Desmond, what was the plan? Blow everyone up only to have him shed Locke’s body and turn back into Smoke/a horse/Jack’s dad/ Mr Eko’s brother?
Another dumb question…
Sayid doesn’t live with Nadia. How did Miles and Sawyer track him down? Speaking of those two, what cop captures an FBI fugitive and–without doing any paperwork–moves on to a murder investigation? Speaking of murder investigations…what department do they work in? They went from an undercover operation looking for a con artist to working homicide. It’s like Picket Fences with those two.
You ask too many logical questions.
Go to your room.
Ya were putting you in the fanboy corner little mister, with no TV till LOST comes on again next week. And we don’t care that its a rerun, you will watch it anyway. Or not…..
I hate this family! (storming up the stairs to my room)
Any if you keep that attitude we will make you watch it twice…..
Jack: “Did you impersonate my Dad?”
Smokie: “Yes”
Jack: “Why?”
Smokie: “Because you needed water.”
What in the fuck was that exchange all about? This whole season sucks big fat donkey dick. You think that after that enlightening answer that any answers on this show will be satisfying? I’d venture to say the remainder of this godforsaken show will be about as satisfying as a congested prostrate!
I mean “congested prostate!”
Maybe Smokey is like Adam Sandler in the Waterboy, he just values some quality H2o.
Remember how we thought the last episodes would sound like a press conference? It’s coming true.
I actually liked that answer, but I wish they would take 3 minutes from the Jack-Claire moment, and 2 minutes from the Jack Clire 2.0 moment, 4 from the Desmond Claire moment, 4 from the Kate Claire, 2 ->Sun Jin, and 2 from the daring escape and used it to explain other answers like “what’s your fucking name?”, “what do you want from us?”,”what is the exotic matter?”, “how long have you been here?”
CALL GUINNESS! That was the all time gun cocking record ever! It’s absolutely hilarious. The writers and sound effects team are no doubt doing it just to fuck with us. Guns are cocked, recocked and cocked again. Even moving a gun from one side to the other cocks it. Must be part of the magic of the island.
It’s because now when they cock their guns, those same guns have a mirror image in the other timeline and they’re cocking too.
They are obsessed with cock.
I, for one, am glad to see Ilana’s boobs again.
I’d bang her like a gong.
Titus Pullo rocked her world.
This show just gets worse and worse. It’s like a comedy now.
1. Jack has a different philosophy every week. Tonight he was sure of himself again and is making his own decisions. Last episode he told Hurley that leading didn’t work he was just going to follow. Before that he was all sure of himself on the ship with Richard watching the dynamite go out. And before that he was unsure after Juliet died. Do they have different writer for Jack’s part every week?
2. Desmond was the answer to stop the Smoke Monster or “god help us all.” Well now they’re trying to kill it with bombs.
3. No police officer sits with a fugitive murderer like Sawyer did with Kate next to his desk in the middle of the police precinct. She’s either going to be in a cell or in an interrogation room.
4. The big bad infection is no longer affecting Claire. I’ve seen people have a harder time beating the flu.
5. Sayid is fighting the infection (see Claire above)
6. Guess Hurley is no longer the leader.
7. Sayid the super Iraqi soldier is stopped with a hose.
2. Desmond was the answer to stop the Smoke Monster or “god help us all.” Well now they’re trying to kill it with bombs.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Seriously.
What.
The.
Fuck.
“7. Sayid the super Iraqi soldier is stopped with a hose.”
And that was after they matched a photo of Sayid to his name and address within five minutes.
How did they do that?
They had already been profiling him, as they no doubt do to all people of the Persian persuasion.
I thought he was Iraqi.
But still, same argument
He had an Iranian passport in the B-verse. No explanation for his switch in nationality will ever be given of course.
What about Desmond’s rhetorical question. I’m pretty sure Sayid has tortured an ass load of people. Lying to a woman about what he did to get her back –assuming she will even be self aware enough to ask that– should not really cause him any moral dilemmas.
Locke can’t kill Jacob directly because of some “rules” on the island. Since when Desmond became Jacob, so Locke has to push him to the well and then ask Sayid to kill him.
Oh and I forgot one of the funniest things. They have a nice sized boat now, so why not use THAT to leave the island. Why are they going to the sub to deal with Widmore when they could just sail away?
The writing on this show is insultingly bad.
Where did that sailboat come from anyway? I’m sure I just can’t remember all the little stuff, but I feel like it came out of nowhere.
That was Desmondo’s boat.
It’s the Elizabeth with somehow sat next to the rocks for 3 years and never ran a-ground or smashed on the rocks. 3 years… no storms or waves I guess, cause it was docked right there after Ben ordered it to be stolen way back in like season 3.
Sawyer did say “because the only way anyone ever gets on and off the island is by sub.” Which is stupid. But at least they addressed it.
Didn’t they get on the island by plane a couple times?
You have to know the right heading. Micheal and Walt left by boat but Ben had give him the headings. Dezzylu Who after the hatch blew went out for two weeks and couldn’t get away from the island. For some odd reason that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth…..
I agree, at least they addressed the issue. And I think they did a good job at it too, with Sawyer using his Darma intel
What dharma intel. After 3 years on service as leading security chief !!! sawyer still had absolutely no clue about anything that was going on in dharma / on the island. Now he suddenly knows something?
and furthermore: They have got those stupid headings needed to get off island since Lapenis had to know them by heart for his frequent shuttle flights “freighter-island” so take the sailboat and fuck off.
But the O6 could leave the island without the correct heading.
Any time two characters sit down for a one-on-one conversation, it’s basically the writers talking directly to the audience.
I noticed that when Jack and FLocke sat down to talk, FLocke told us straight up that we were “suckers” for sticking with this garbage for six seasons.
same to the writers!
I wish that scene with Jack-Locke was 20 minutes long and they acted their hearts out. Instead it was 1.5 minutes, and we got one stupid answer. I want to go back to season 2 or 3 when Lock and Ben had those serious discussions
And Jack never asks, you know, a follow-up question.
Like, um, WHY?
Even if he had asked why, we would’ve been given a cryptic answer like “Imagine the island is this stick. Jacob is the bark…”
Every episode this season I feel like I’m trying to force down some really awful food.
I get 1/3 of the way though an episode. I feel like I can get all down. But the gag reflex kick in. Gotta take a break.
I eventually an able to force the foul meal down after a few sittings, but I always feel vaguely nauseous afterward.
Do you ever raise your hands, shake your head and shout “this is ssso gay!!!” repeatedly?
NO
PUKSTER
NO ONE DOES THAT
Then stop waving
I just remembered that Sawyer wanted to kill Jack for Juliet in the first episode. How come he wanted to save Jack now by inviting him to the sub?
A competent writer would have made one of the terms of the agreement between Widmore and Sawyer to be that Sawyer is allowed to execute Jack, or leave him behind, or throw him into the pylons. Darlton would make it so what happened 3 episodes ago no longer applies.
whatever happened to miles ?
He and Sawyer “hooked-up” in the B-verse…
Last time I checked, Miles was flirting with Sawyer, who in turn was flirting with fugi-Kate. Another love triangle?
I think he’s with Richard.
Dick?
No thanks, I’m straight.
Hello everyone,
My name is Damon Lindelof. Me and my friend JJ Abrams wanted to just send you guys a message of hope. THERE IS TOTALLY A POINT TO LOST, and everything will be revealed soon…like, right now.
Okay, what you need to do is think of the show as less of a complete story and more of a study in marketing trends, mirrored rather ingeniously, in story-like form. Once again, one part living story, one part living study. WHat might we be studying you may ask? Well, we were paid top bucks by a conglomerate of marketing firms wanting access to our lab rats (i.e., you, the viewers, hehe) to write a story that was crafted to help formulate more predictable marketing trends and better understand how society as a whole responds to various types of marketing campaign strategies.
So, you may ask what our experimental design was. Well, like in any study, we had independent variables, constants, dependent variables and some extraneous variables. I’m not gonna sit here and go into a lot of depth explaining which was which and why, but basically you can understand that our studies results were generally always assessed simply by ratings- easy, clean science really. The audience, you guys, were our dependent variables. Each season was a specific battery of tests aimed at answering different types of marketing questions that had previously lacked such a large testing environment. Having a large test study population left little room for error in our tests. The writing aspect of it comes into play in the fact that the story is a big metaphor for the study itself- aka, we are the Others. Our questions went from fairly simple predictive models in seasons 1 and 2, based on a lot of previous market evidence of what makes shows innately appealing, with the added component of seeming linearity to the story line sewn together by an increasing element of mystery- to which the viewers may believe there will be answers provided if they continue to watch.
For the next few seasons, we began to address more novel questions such as whether increased complexity to a show, and essentially, product comprehension, could be simulated in a manner that new viewers could be gained. To this extent, we provided clue ins at the bottom of the screen, summaries and recaps.
The major question of course to our show has therefore been based in human behavior. You could liken us to the Dharma institute, who studied humans response to a variety of psychological stimuli. Such as Desmond constantly pushing the button, one of many questions within our study mirrored by the script, our question was whether people would continue to operate upon habit, devoid of understanding and even, beyond the hope of understanding the product, i.e.- in full knowledge it will NOT give the originally intended results.
We found that once viewers made the initial decision to act on their curiosity, shrouding their reality in mystery is a predictable method of ensuring the majority of viewers return again. Our results suggested that the longer viewers are seeped in the idea of mystery itself, more mysteries are readily accepted with ease, even when in the absence of desired answers. As long as a semblance of continuity is generated through any number of fixed and viewable patterns, such as phrasings on the part of the beloved Sawyer to images of a beach, their simple recurrence is sufficient in rendering a sense of continuity despite the overwhelming evidence that cohesion and sense are increasingly faltering. Of course the very title of the program infers this ultimate question of the study, what stimulus is still necessary in order to retain individuals eventually LOST in a logistical framework- is it the same as when a somewhat sensical environment was scripted or does it change? Can an increase in strong individual stimulus codes or memetic units, i.e., guncocking, compensate for degenerate script sense? This information is of course not only important to marketing companies, but nearly all organizations interested in human behavior patterns.
Our studies of course, were therefore not on just what type of content attracts viewers and how novel viewers within a linear program may be incorporated but mainly on, the importance of content in the stable or dedicated viewer demographic. Our research suggested that by season 4, nearly 90 percent of viewers had a fairly comprehensive knowledge, or previous investment (in marketing terms
) in our product. Like the very characters in the show whose purpose on the island always changes, a sense of continuity is more important than actual continuity. Characters can change dramatically in essence, abruptly cease to exist or come into existence, settings can dramatically alter, time as well. In fact, all that is necessary is a “sense” that a core group has remained vital, a core setting remains vital. Meaning is not necessary thematically but rather reiteration of specific words or language is all that is necessary in retaining a market group. Product sales may depreciate continually in quality as well, in the script environment of increasing nonsense. All that must remain predictable ultimately, are the memetic units or frequency therein to retain customers. Once initial investment has occurred, individuals grapple more with the displeasure of believing they “have wasted their time” to in effect, continue to maintain nonsensical consumer trends.
Feel free to now see the unending complexity and genius to the show, the abundant metaphors, the important science. Of course, I am sorry it is not what you expected. But I doubt this information will prevent you from watching at this point either- at least, for most of you.
Thanks for your time.
You are at the wrong website, You want one that starts with the word “GAY”…
LOL way too long for my gold fish attention span
* gun cock *
Would you repeat that please?
Oh give the guy a break. That was pretty smart. It was a little redundant, and too long and there was also too much effort put into it, but it was a good read.
It’s actually a pretty good theory, one I’ve actually advanced a few times on other sites, only with — at most — two sentences.
Lost is a big experiment/game, and we — the audience — are the subjects/pawns.
So I guess you could say we are “candidates”
*vomit*
We’re the Dharma Initiative people in the Pearl, watching the button pushers. Only we *think* we’re watching them, while someone else is watching us.
Indeed. One of the comments of the blog entry for the Pearl episode said that Jack or John had to comment “But who would be crazy enough to watch people do nothing all day long?” and then knowingly look into the camera.
There’s a sucker born every minute.
“Damon Lindelof and JJ Abrams “
I better not found any of you motherfuckers on the fucking street because I swear to god that I will fucking take the shit out of you two!!!
What the fuck is this a fucking experiment on the viewers?
Better not be true because I am getting fucking pissed off !!!
By the way include your buddy from DarkUFO on this list because I am sick of his fucking polls!!! Every fucking episode in his site gets more than 80% as Awesome!!!
STOP LYING TO US YOU FUCK!!! LET PEOPLE VOTE RIGHT!!! STOP CHEATING ON YOUR FUCKING POLLS IS RIDICULUS THAT ANYONE WOULD FOUND EVEN 1 EPISODE FROM SEASON 6 AWESOME!!!
EXCUSE ME
PISSEDOFFVIEWER
ARE YOU RETARDED
PLEASE ADVISE
Ignore American Patriot. He was raped as a child.
Dude, do you really think rape is funny? What the fuck is wrong with you?
It’s the internet. It desensitizes everyone.
Dear PissedoffViewer,
Your outrage is very interesting to us.
Tell me, what sort of products and/or media have you been purchasing since LOST made you feel this way?
You find some relief in knowing many viewers sent us letters/complaints which had “accumulated early in season 5. That’s why we wrote the scene in the episode The Lighthouse, where Jack becomes enraged upon seeing into his own life from the perspective of Jacob, or a study design. He. like you, had been picked from the beginning, and his rage, though very real for him, only caused him to stay on the island longer. His character, once logical in action, became a slave to “trying to fix things”, just as you are doing perhaps unconsciously through your anger. Like Jack, you are unwilling to see the island was simply “a waste of time”. We wrote that lighthouse scene to seem almost absurd in Jack’s rage and to seem as though all of a sudden, anger is generated by the same, absurd mystery Jack was so willing to accept all the while. It becomes anger, when it becomes personal.
But very unlike Jack, there were almost no reports of people destroying their televisions. The truth is, we aren’t the only show that does this- everyone does. We are just the first to make an archetype-based allegory based on actual consumer feedback trends. Thanks again, your input is valuable, to us.
Feel free to comment
GREETINGS YOUNG THE POINT
O ONE OF EVIL AND VILLAINY
HELLO AND MANY SALUTATIONS
I DON’T THINK I HAVE YET
HAD THE OPPORTUNITY
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF
I AM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
AKA HAMBURGER
I WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HEADS UP ON SOMETHING
A TIP, IF YOU WILL
YOU ARE NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
BUT PLEASE CONTINUE POSTING
I HAVE A QUESTION
WHEN YOU WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
DO YOU LAUGH AT IT AFTER YOU READ IT
OR DO DO YOU READ IT AND THINK “WOW THIS WAS STUPID”
HERE IS ANOTHER TIP
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THAT YOU SHOULD BE THINKING “WOW THIS IS STUPID”
BECAUSE IT IS
PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR THOUGHTS
THANK YOU
HAVE A NICE DAY
AND PROTECT ALL AMERICANS
NEVER FORGET THAT
I LOVE AMERICA
SINCERELY
AND KIND REGARDS
WARMEST WISHES
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
AKA
HAMBURGER
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
I will reply to you only to make one final point.
Many of you may find this site to be anti-LOST. Well, not to us. You see, the very fact that our program has created a sect of “anti-fans” still has market significance in terms of our study. This sites founder, does he not profit in some way from the idea of LOST, as his site features video game ads? Such that even you American Patriot, in your pathetic attempt to create some sort of emotional distraction to those on this site who have gathered in an attempt to create a more primary distraction, have all deviated from an overarching product line directly tied to our product. You are as good to us as our most loyal viewers and loyal you are Patriot, to the american economy which relies on your pathetic existence, blind consumerism and desperate need to HAVE A VOICE.
You have tried to bring attention to yourselves and your agony, your criticism, your complaints, your common values- but what is truly important, to us, is that you have helped spur one such Madden ad in connection to a site featuring “LOST content”.
I will be going away now- wherein lies a difference between us American patriot, a difference I want you to remember. You will probably be here, at this site, doing what I have effectively previously described for, some time. It is the meager way you have allowed yourself to exist in fueling a broken economy, a broken country. To exist without profit, advancement, gain, or point. In the tragic irony of a debate over product line significance, you are perhaps the most planktonic mind- but this still makes no difference to us. To us, you are a true American Patriot, an irony, that likely supersedes you. We find this, in fact, ultimately funny.
This is clever, if a bit pedantic. It pretty much sums up the fact that Lost is driven more by marketing research than artistic concerns.
I’ve read it all.
*Clicks gun*
And now, prepare to die. *Clicks gun*
Oh wait, I changed my mind. You are my greatest ally.
*Clicks gun*
-Sun-
-Jin
- I love you
- I love you too
BOOM
This shit hurts, they get rid of potential great characters like walt, mr ecko, and fucked richard and ben up, and lock. Think stephen williams left because he knew this season was shit
I hope the smoke monster makes it off the island and kills us all.
THAT would be a goddamn forking TWIST.
I am hoping the same thing.
This would almost make it a half assed show. I like it…..
Hi, this is my husband, Jin. Now that we are reunited, we’re looking for our daughter, Ji-Yeon. Have you seen our daughter, Ji-Yeon?
WOW!!! That never crossed my mind. OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do you think they will talk about now? Maybe they will just sit quietly like in an awkward date.
Haven’t seen the episode yet. Is it bad or is it really bad?
Judging by the post directly after this one it’s really shitty
EVIL PUKSTER
HELLO
Oh Fuck it, I’m bored
What’s up man
NOTHING MUCH DOG
JUST WRITING TO SAY HI
DID YOU SEE THAT SOMEONE TROLLED ME ABOVE
THEY DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB DONCHA THINK
LOST WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD LAST NIGHT, YOU MAY ACTUALLY LIKE IT DESPITE THE GUN COCKS
AND ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ASKED A DIRECT QUESTION AND WAS ACTUALLY ANSWERED BY THE EVIL LOCKE
ALSO IN AN UNRELATED MATTER
THE FLYERS BEAT THE DEVILS IN THE PLAYOFFS
Well I dunno If I’m gonna like this episode, I’m just coming off of a Weeds marathon, and I find the writing in that far more interesting.
I don’t mind the gun cocks anymore, as long as i don’t have to see Jun expressing their love for eachother, Kate generally being Kate, Jack being Jack, Hurley being a fat fucktard.
YOUNG PUKSTER
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT HAS NOT WATCHED WEEDS, AS CANNABIS IS AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE
OVERDOSES KILL, YOUNG PUKSTER
I will say that Kate sucks the life out of every single scene she’s in, and is clearly the worst character on the show. And Jack is actually acting like less of a dickwad in the final season. And there was a Jin/Sun reunion, but I don’t think there was any of the slo-mo action that I know everyone hates.
ANYWAY YOUNG PUKSTER
IT WAS A PLEASURE SPEAKING WITH YOU
Hey GENERAL,
Ever hear of Puppetry of the Penis? I’m sure you have. GENITAL ORIGAMI is what they fondly call it. You sly dog. (wink wink nudge nudge…)
Their tricks include:
Wind Up
Atomic Mushroom
Wristwatch
Snail
Three-Wood
Parachute
Eiffel-Tower
***Hamburger
***Hot dog
Pelican
Windsurfer
G-String
Brain
Weed-Snipper
Loch Ness Monster
Wedding Ring
The woman
Mollusk
Baby Bird
h++p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
I think the scene with Desmond, Claire and Ilana in the alt-verse was really written by retarded three year olds. There really is no other explanation.
“Hi, you don’t know me, but please allow me to coerce you into talking to my lawyer.”
“no no no.”
“my lawyer happens to be on the same floor of the same building as your adoption agency.”
“no no no no no ok”
“Ilana, this is claire littleton”
“claire littleton…I’ve been looking for you. let’s talk.”
“ok.”
I guess when the plot has absolutely no emotional or even logical significance other than to move pieces around randomly, the writers can pretty much stop caring about whether it makes any sense or not.
Just wait till Ilana represents both Claire and Jack at the same time when appropriating Christian’s possessions.
Could you imagine what Henry Ian Cusick (Desmond) thought when they gave him his lines
Carlton: OK Desmond, so you bump into Claire and now you have to convince her to go see your lawyer
Cusick: Wait, how did I bump into her?
Carlton: And Action!
Cusick: It says here Ilana is a lawyer. And on the same floor!? Ah you got me, you’re just fucking with me.
Carlton: *crickets*
Cusick: You’re serious *looks at the other cast for support* Surely you can’t be serious?
Carlton: I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.
LOL!
HELLO IDIOT
DID YOU REALLY LAUGH AT THAT
BECAUSE IT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL
PLEASE ADVISE
it was funny
GREETINGS EVIL ONES AND AMERICAN HEROES ALIKE
AND HELLO TO YOUNG PUKSTER AS WELL
I HAVE SOME TROUBLE, UPSETTING AND HORRIFYING NEWS FOR YOU
IF YOU SCROLL UP
(YOU CAN USE YOUR MOUSE TO DO THIS)
YOU WILL SEE A POST THAT IS ALLEGEDLY FROM THE AMERICAN PATRIOT (ME)
HERE IS THE SCARY NEWS EVERYONE
THAT POST WAS NOT WRITTEN BY THE ACTUAL AMERICAN PATRIOT
IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
HERE IS SOME EVIDENCE THAT IT WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE
THE INDIVIDUAL CLAIMING TO BE ME INDICATED THAT HE ENJOYED HAVING PENISES IN HIS MOUTH
THAT IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY, DEAR AMERICANS, THAT IS NOT ME
PLEASE PERMIT ME TO CLEAR THIS MATTER UP ONCE AND FOR ALL
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT LOVES AMERICAN VAGINA
NOT PENIS AS THE TROLL INDICATED ABOVE
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT
I HAVE CLEARED THE AIR
HOWEVER I WOULD LIKE TO SAY ONE THING IF I MAY
WHOEVER TROLLED ME ABOVE DID AN EXCELLENT JOB OF IMITATING MY POSTING STYLE
KUDOS TO YOU, EVIL TROLL
PERHAPS SOMEDAY, WE COULD BE ALLIES
AND NOT ENEMIES
IN THE MEANTIME I HAVE SOME POSTS ABOUT TYLER’S RECENT BLOG POST AS WELL
AND THE COMMENTS THAT HAVE RESULTED FROM SAID POST
LET’S SEE HERE
WE HAVE SOME GUN COCKING COMMENTS
I AM VERY IMPRESSED BY THESE COMMENTS, BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY CLEVER AND NOT AT ALL REDUNDANT
ALSO SOMEONE MENTIONED JUNGLE TREKS
AGAIN ANOTHER EXCELLENT, WITTY CRITICISM
BECAUSE IT IS NOT LIKE THE PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND ARE IN A JUNGLE OR ANYTHING
AM I RIGHT FOLKS
HA HA
JUST KIDDING
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY IN A JUNGLE SO IT ONLY MAKES SENSE THAT THEY WOULD TREK THROUGH A JUNGLE
DUH, IF YOU WILL
ANYWAY HOLD ON LET ME SCROLL UP AND SEE WHAT ELSE WE HAVE HERE
HMM
LOOKS LIKE SMOKIE NOT LOCKE, O EVIL ONE, SAID SOME STUPID THINGS
SMOKIE I THINK I TOLD YOU EARLIER THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO START POSTING STUFF THAT IS FUNNY AND THEN MAYBE YOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS
YOUNG PLIMP I LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU LAUGHED AT ONE OF MY JOKES ONCE
BUT YOU ALSO POSTED SOME DUMB THINGS, LIKE WHEN YOU POSTED ABOUT JACK’S MONGOLOID SON
THAT WAS STUPID, PLEASE REWRITE YOUR POST
AH LOOK I JUST NOTICED SOMEONE ELSE TROLLED THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
DO NOT BE AFRAID THOUGH, AMERICANS
I AM STILL HERE FOR YOU
TO PROTECT YOUR HONOR AND DIGNITY
I SEE JOSEPH POSTED SOMETHING AS WELL
I WILL CUT AND PASTE IT FOR YOU
PLEASE HOLD
HERE IS WHAT JOSEPH SAID
Hi, this is my husband, Jin. Now that we are reunited, we’re looking for our daughter, Ji-Yeon. Have you seen our daughter, Ji-Yeon?
JOSEPH THAT WAS A VERY DUMB POST
DO YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS DUMB
LET ME KNOW IF YOU DON’T AND I WILL EXPLAIN
FELLOW AMERICANS
I MUST LEAVE FOR NOW
I WILL RETURN LATER TO TALK WITH ALL OF YOU
I APPRECIATE ALL YOU HAVE DONE FOR OUR COUNTRY \
EXCEPT FOR THE EVIL ONES
PUKSTER I WILL TALK WITH YOU LATER
SINCERELY
AND MOST KIND PERSONAL REGARDS
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PALIN/BUNNING 2012
GENERAL,
You sure use up the toilet paper. ADULT DIAPERS, ADULT DIAPERS
GENERAL
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT insists, “I’m not gay!” “I’m not gay, really!”
How about what you said here?
“I’M SORRY FOR BEING A DICK AND ALWAYS HAVING ONE IN MY MOUTH, BUT THAT IS WHO THE AMERICAN PATRIOT IS AND DOES”
I don’t know dude…
ACE
EVIL ACE
I HAVE SOME UNFORTUNATE NEWS FOR YOU, CRUEL WRETCH
IT APPEARS YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MUCH NEEDED ABILITY TO READ SOMETHING AND THEN COMPREHEND IT
ARE YOU WONDERING WHY
HERE IS WHY
BECAUSE I INDICATED ABOVE
IN THE ABOVE POST
THAT AN EVIL TROLL WAS THE ONE WHO IMPLIED HOMOSEXUALITY
PERHAPS ACE YOU SHOULD REREAD THE POST THAT YOU JUST REPLIED TO
AND THEN DEAR ACE
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
PLEASE
ACE
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
AFTER YOU HAVE REREAD THE POST
ACE
I AM NOT SURE YET
BUT YOU MAY BE AN IDIOT
PLEASE CONFIRM
THANK YOU
SINCERELY
HAMBURGER
*in British “Gumby” voice*
MY… BRAIN… HURTS!
SIR TOSCANI
GREETINGS
HOW ARE YOU TODAY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR POST
GENERAL, that was the queerest post yet.
INFECTED
I AM ACTUALLY A COLONEL
NOT A GENERAL
PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR FUTURE POSTS REFLECT MY CURRENT STANDING IN THE U.S. AMERICAN MILITARY
IN ADDITION
PLEASE STOP LOVING THE COCK SO MUCH
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE
AND I APPRECIATE YOUR COOPERATION
IN THIS IMPORTANT MATTER
YOUNG INFECTED
IN ADDITION
I WAS WONDERING GOOD SIR
I TASKED YOU WITH A CRITICAL MISSION BEFORE
THAT IS
FINDING OUT THE TRUE FAVORITE FOOD OF YOUNG PUKSTER
THE EVIL ONE
HAVE YOU MADE ANY HEADWAY
PLEASE ADVISE
THANK YOU EVIL INFECTED
PLEASE DIE SLOWLY
AYE AYE GENERAL, eyes forward, chin up, pants zipped, hands at the side. Your wish is my COMMAND.
This is Why Lost SUCKS and you are living true to it. Please feel free to come out of the closet, stretch out and kick back in the barracks. Conflict is for the battlefield, not the bedroom?
Don’t worry about food so much. You’ll get fat and end up failing your army physical. The enemy will have no trouble fragging your flabby ass. Besides the rubber room only serves field rations that work with soda straws.
How do I know who is the real AP is? For all we know – the one on top is the real you… I know that is not what you want to hear, but I’m sure you can see my point…
Man o man, I swear that was the funniest thing I have ever read in my whole entire life!!! I just can’t quit laughing…..
Can I teabag you?
YOUNG PUKSTER
WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL AND CRUEL
PLEASE ADVISE
You are a delusional moron.
Can somebody answer me what was the point of Hurley’s idea of bringing everyone back to see Lock more than wasting our time? So, Lock and Jack can have a 5 second conversation about something everyone knows, that Smokey was Christian and after so he can talk to Claire. What the fuck was the point of it?
How did Wildmore found the island? He could not found it when Ben was the Evil master of the island, how come now he founded it so easily.
How come does Lock needs everyone to leave with him to leave the island, and the others could leave and come with a submarine?
How come there rules from the game between MIB and Jacob, because if MIB is the fucking devil and Jacob (Jesus/God) who the hell put the rules on their game?
Why the fuck I been watching this fucking season? 13 fucking episodes to know that the whispers are ghosts and smokey was christian? Really? and 5 episodes left to explain everything that no one cares since time traveling BS. Great Show!!! You can notice that the producers did not get greedy and did not fuck the show up. Very well done guys!!!
Blow up this last 5 episodes with your awesome answers!! So far so fucked!!
Ya what was the point with Hurley’s trek to Lock-ville
I DON’T KNOW, EVIL ONE
Hey Locke Dude we need to talk, but please don’t turn into Smokie, batter me to death – and throw my dead body into a tree – ok?
Since the Others were hostiles to the Oceaninc flight survivors, why was Smoke hostile to them too, instead of befriending them and getting them to kill Jacob? In fact, why didn’t he befriend Dharma and get them to kill Jacob?
The scene with Sawyer and Hurley was the only good… the rest of the episode sucked.
Sawyer: Sayid ain’t invited.
He’s gone over to the dark side.
Hurley: Yeah, but you can always bring
people back from the dark side.I mean, Anakin…
Sawer: WHO THE FUCK IS ANAKIN?
Poor stupid writers, instead of all that religious black-white man bullshit they are throwing to us, they could learn something from Star Wars and try to explain everything with the FORCE.
The fact that they’re now comparing their saga to some of the WORST MOVIES IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIE-MAKING is very telling.
I take it as this. “Hey fans, we’re just as nerdy as you all! We love star wars too! Just think of the island as THE FORCE, Hurley as Jabba the Hut, Stewie as Darth Vader, and everything is logical!”
Lol Stewie as Darth Vader.
Sayid’s girlfriend from season 1 as Leia, Sawyer as Han Solo, Locke as Obi Wan, Walt as Luke, Kate as Luke’s aunt and Jack as his uncle.
Thank God somebody said it.
Holy fucking ape-shit Batman. The Drug Plane found the Island. The Captain of The Black Rock flew his ship onto the island. Lapeedus landed an air Israel jet on the island. Oceanic flight whatever fell out of the sky and landed on the Island. There have been numerous canoes, rafts, barges, yachts and Helicopters yet one can only leave the Island in a submarine, except for the first time they all left before they came back. And there was the fake Oceanic flight on the bottom of the ocean, proving yet again that planes will not fly underwater. What?
Don’t forget a helicopter. And why do you need a right compass bearing to leave hell?
I think ajura was meant to be a fictional Indian airline or somethin.
I hear a reference to “Anakin” and I think “prequels,” not the originals.
This is probably why Sawyer said, “Wha?” as well.
It’s sad when the Altverse is now the more illogical of the two stories. I know everything will be explained as “fate”, but the odds of all this bullshit happening is…just laughable. Furthermore, I’m wondering when you as a cop can enter the house of a resident w/o their permission or a warrant. Also, this applies to their backyard. But why is Sayid running anyway? I’d be like, “yeah, I killed them. They held me hostage because of my dumbass brother and demanded money. They had guns. I was worried they were gonna shoot me unless I acted to save my own life. Or is it now a crime to defend yourself?” But that is too logical. “James”/Kate convo….FACK! This just doesn’t happen. Kate was way too flirty with the cop who just captured her. I don’t give a fuck if it is dimpled cheek Sawyer. She looks like AltCharlotte did during her date w/ Sawyer. Ready to spread her legs. Jack running around w/ his gay son. Go to the reading of the will. Go run to the hospital. His son now likes him. Yippppppeeee! Claire is being followed by creeper Desmond. Ilana is the lawyer. I wonder if Daniel notFaragay Widmore has gotten on Ginger slut face yet. I wonder if Hurley has eaten Libby yet. Will Miles tell Sawyer his love for him?
Ya Miles just walked in – I thought that was odd. Even as compared your run of the mill TV junk cop portrayals. It’s almost like a parody – weird.
Alt. Los Angeles
Population: 23
Sayid did kill an unarmed Keamy though. Or at least wounded him.
When you people are going to get that Lost Sucks since time travelling crap!!! Here are your answers from this season:
- Smokey is the devil
- Jacob Jesus/God
- The island Hell
- Christian, Ekko’s Brother, Kate’s Horse, even Hurley’s friend from the hospital (no one knows how that happen) are Smokey
- Whispers are ghosts
- Jack has a son that no one knows about after 6 seasons
That is all the info you got after 13 episodes, as always the producers are laughing of the viewers faces!!
AS I SAID LOST SUCKS!!
Sorry – no SPOILERS here.
MIB = Christian, DESPITE the fact that he can’t leave the island (forget for a moment that he HAS left the island for Hydra; is Hydra a part of OUR island, and if so, is it second in command?), yet has appeared to Michael on the freighter and to Jack in Los Angeles.
This fucking show, man… I tell ya, it SUCCCCCCCCCCCCKS!
I know man is fucking ridiculous!!
Yes he is…..
Lost mystery #347 which won’t be explained:
When Jack was held hostage on Hydra island, the intercom came on and you could hear Sawyer screaming. Who did that?
YOUNG PUKSTER
I HAVE THE ANSWER THAT YOU SEEK
IT WAS ME
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
ALSO
EVIL SMOKIE NOT LOCKE
HE WAS INVOLVED AS WELL
GUESS WHO ELSE
THE EVIL RAPTUS REGALITER
AND THE EVIL MONKEY
ALSO NICO TOSCANI
AND TYLER SMITH, MODERATOR OF THIS SITE
THEY WERE ALL INVOLVED
YOUR QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED
BTW
THIS IS NOT REALLY DARLTON
ACTUALLY
IT IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PLEASE ADVISE
Why lost sucks:
“I don’t know what you are.”
“sure you do.”
“why John Locke.”
“because he was stupid enough to believe, he died, he came back.”
So Jack’s freaked out by not knowing what Smokie is, but doesn’t bother saying, “no, i really don’t. please tell me.” And what was significant about John Locke such that Smokie chose him? nothing. no significance. he happened to be the closest corpse lying around.
Lost’s complexity is as wide as an ocean and and shallow as a puddle. It seems like this giant amazingly interconnected thing, but in reality, each question or mystery ends up a dead end, meaningless, or completely mundane. It’s just so fucking lazy. A good show would have been like, I picked Locke because of X event in his past which you (both Jack and the viewer) didn’t know but is significant because of Y. And then you (the viewer) goes, “omg, now I also see the significance of events U, V, and W. That’s clever and cool.
Clever and cool are not words anyone would use to describe LOST.
MARTY
YOU’VE GOT COME BACK WITH ME
BACK
TO THE FUTURE
The chorus of gun cockin’s are the official laugh track to the show.
I swear that it sounded like Lucas THX surround sound when Liz Lemon walked in on Locke’s camp and all those guns came out.
I think I can explain all the gun cocking now.
Everyone on the island is totally anal about gun safety so nobody ever keeps a round in the chamber for long. Shortly after cambering a round it is removed from the chamber and placed back in the magazine.
The show would have been much more entertaining if they didn’t have modern firearms but instead only had access to muzzle loaders. Imagine the loading sequence every time somebody wanted to draw down on someone else.
That would be hilarious.
It would also give them more time to stare intently at each other.
Hell they could even answer a few questions while everyone is busy loading.
But Shannon had to pay the price for their early sloppy gun safety habits.
Oh how I miss Shannon and her laying on the beach in that red bikini… if only they replaced the last episode with 42 minutes of her suntanning?
Remember that scene from The Last of the Mohicans where Daniel Day Lewis is reloading his musket while running through the bush?
YES YOUNG TRENTON
ARE YOU FROM NEW JERSEY
THE GARDEN STATE
I hear the Flyers beat the Devils. Is this true?
YES EVIL ECLIPSE
PLEASE DO NOT BRING THAT UP AGAIN
THE DEVILS BLEW GOATS LAST NIGHT
THE FLYERS ARE EVIL, PERHAPS YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY
LUCKILY TWO OF THEIR PLAYERS WERE INJURED SO THEY ARE UTTERLY SCREWED FOR THURSDAY’S HOME GAME
ALSO MARTIN BRODEUR IS A TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT
HAHA
Hold on, why didn’t Smokie just randomly kill people, like, oh I dunno, the original pilot then take on his form and start leading the losties. Or kill Kate –for the love of god I hate that bitch– and through her manipulate Jack
I DON’T KNOW, EVIL ONE
PERHAPS YOU KNOW THE ANSWER
IF YOU DO
PERHAPS YOU COULD REVEAL IT
THANK YOU YOUNG PUKSTER, O EVIL WRETCH
FARE THEE WELL
HAVE A NICE DAY
By the way, why this episode was called “The last Recruit?” Who was the last recruit, Jack? I really did not get it.
By the way, why this episode was called “The last Recruit?” Who was the last recruit, Jack? I really did not get it.
This episode was so boring
YES IDIOT
JACK WAS THE LAST RECRUIT
THE FACT THAT YOU COULD NOT DEDUCE IT YOURSELF APPEARS TO INDICATE THAT YOUR HEAD MAY BE ENJOYING A LEISURELY TRIP UP YOUR ANUS
HAVE A NICE DAY
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
GENERAL,
I sense that recruitment is a touchy subject with you?
Well dude as you can see Lost is not very clear lately and I think that this fucking episode was to fucking boring to follow. So, I am fucking sorry I do not masturbate watching Lost like you do mate!!
Sorry If I did not get it but, seriously I just watch this fucking show lately to see how much MORE they can fuck it up, this is like the movie “Private Parts” about Howard Stern, every one think that he was nuts but, people listen his show for the only reason of listenig what he will do next, Lost is the same I watch this fucking show to see how it ends and how much more the producers can fuck this show.
SO, I AM FUCKING SORRY IF I DID NOT REALIZE THAT THE LAST RECRUIT ON THIS FUCKING EPISODE WAS JACK!!!
BY THE WAY USA IS GAY!!!!
GO EAT A FUCKING BURGER YOU FUCKING FAT AMERICAN WHILE YOU FUCKING MASTURBATE WITH THIS FUCKING SHOW WATCHING YOUR LAST FUCKING RECRUIT COCKSUCKER!!!
Are you Canadian? Just curious. I like to masturbate while eating burgers, but I like it better when I get a bj while drinking a beer and watching Sports Center. Just sayin’…
Never mix masturbation and food. Not cool man!
But I agree on the second point, nothing beats getting a BJ while drinking a cuba libre and watching From Dusk Till Dawn
“Lost’s complexity is as wide as an ocean and and shallow as a puddle.” Nice analogy.
“A good show would have been like, I picked Locke because of X event in his past which you (both Jack and the viewer) didn’t know but is significant because of Y. And then you (the viewer) goes, “omg, now I also see the significance of events U, V, and W. That’s clever and cool.”
Nice analysis.
Initial impressions:
Suns sees Locke at the hospital. Would it be asking too much for you to shout out JOHN or LOCKE. Are these writers taking stupid pills?
LOL I love Sawyer, “Sayid has gone over to the dark side”
The dialog is starting to sound more human:
Kate: “You hitting on me?”
Sawyer: “Would never work. I’m a cop, you’re a murder.”
I was expecting something more like
Sawyer:”We don’t have time for that”
or
Sawyer: “What is this a press conference?”
or
Sawyer: “That’s not important right now”
Jin: “Where’s my wife?”
Stretch of the imagination moment when Kate guesses that Sawyer let her go b/c he didn’t want anyone to know he was in Australia. I should get her to finish my PhD for me.
This one really got to me, Kate tells Jack “Sayid’s different now”. How about saying how he’s not human and he’s dead inside and not to fuck with him. Sawyer is literally the only one left that isn’t brain dead. “Sayid’s a zombie and Claire’s nuts”! Finally somebody gets it. He’s so direct, and such a good planner, unlike Jack-ass
Locke is so bad ass with that cruise missile, he should totally bang Zoe
Claire is not at all surprised about bumping into Desmond. And fuck, finally a chance for some action, and Sayid pussies out. Execute Desmond for crying out loud. You know he’s alive
HAHAHAHAHAHAH best lost line ever
Sawyer: “you ready to get wet?”
At least there’s a lot of suspense…I was praying that claire would shoot kate. Why do they even bother giving Kate lines
Jack jumps off the boat willingly, in true Kate fashion she demands that the whole world stops so she can go back to get Jack
You know what would’ve have been just a PERFECT ending. If Sun ran towards Jin and got zapped in that sonic fence.
Ending almost made up for it with those cruise missiles. Jack went flying like a rag doll. I love it.
Breaking character to say that I actually agree with this entire post.
THANK YOU EVIL PUKSTER
I don’t get this producers/writters on the show with this Starwars joke from Sawyer:
Sawyer: Sayid ain’t invited.
He’s gone over to the dark side.
Hurley: Yeah, but you can always bring
people back from the dark side.I mean, Anakin…
Sawer: WHO THE FUCK IS ANAKIN?
SO HOW THE FUCK DOES SAWYER KNOW WHAT IS THE DARK SIDE BUT, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO IS ANAKIN,
THE FORCE OF BS IS STRONG IN THE PRODUCERS
Anybody Sawyer’s age hates that new Star Wars shit.
If anything, Sawyer would like the original movies, but even then, Sawyer is not the kinda guy who obsesses over it.
In other words, he leaves his (dead) mother’s basement.
Also, the term “dark side” is nor exclusive to George Lucas.
It has a pretty self-evident meaning.
They’ve made some Star Wars jokes in the past. It doesn’t bother me b/c there are so many other plot craters to worry about
Jack ACTUALLY said, “There’s no time” in this episode.
I. SHIT. YOU. FUCKING. NOT.
OMG
AMERICAN PATRIOT HERE
JOSEPH THAT IS AMAZING
CAN YOU POST AN AUDIO FILE PLEASE
I AM VERY EXCITED BY YOUR POST
PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY
I WILL WAIT HERE FOR YOU
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR THE NOBLE SIR NICO TOSCANI
SIR TOSCANI
WHERE ARE YOU
IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE RESPOND
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND I WILL CONTINUE POSTING
Ask away there, Patriot.
I think Darlton has been reading my posts and have finally decided to include more action. We now went from 50% filler 40% romance and 10% action to 50% filler, 30% romance and 20% action. God those cruise missiles really turned me on.
GREETINGS YOUNG PUKSTER
IT IS I, DARLTON
I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR POSTS WITH GREAT INTEREST AND APLOMB
HA HA
JUST KIDDING YOUNG PUKSTER
IT IS I
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
DID I TRICK YOU
GREETINGS AGAIN YOUNG PUKSTER
IT IS I
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR POSTS WITH GREAT INTEREST
AND I WAS WONDERING
IF WE COULD GET TOGETHER SOME TIME
IN THE NEAR FUTURE
I COULD MAKE YOU VERY HAPPY
YOUNG PUKSTER
YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE WHAT I COULD DO TO YOU
AND THEN LET YOU DO TO ME
HOW ABOUT IT YOUNG PUKSTER
PLEASE ADVISE
IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND I WILL CONTINUE POSTING
AMERICAN PATRIOT
HELLO MY FELLOW HAMBURGERS AND HOT DOGS
HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY
PLEASE RESPOND
PS — HI SMOKIE
IT’S ME
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK TO ME
yeah yeah, i get the point, however, please stop. you’re not funny
You are not funny and definitely not smart
JACK IS WHACK
ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR NAME RHYMES
WAS THAT INTENTIONAL
OR PURELY AN ACCIDENT
IF MY POSTS MAKE YOU ANGRY
I WOULD URGE YOU NOT TO CRY
TEARS HELP NOTHING EVIL ONE
AND TO THE EVIL NUMBERS PERSON
I WILL DESTROY YOU
JACK IS WHACK YOU WILL BE DESTROYED AS WELL
AMERICAN PATRIOT, IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO ROCK, I SALUTE YOU.
KIND ECLIPSE
I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON BECOMING MY ALLY
AND FOR NOT MENTIONING THE FLYERS AGAIN
THE FLYERS ARE ALL THAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA TODAY
THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS ARE THE TRUE AMERICAN HEROES
PLEASE WATCH NHL HOCKEY ON THURSDAY
AND ROOT FOR THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS
Devils, Flyers… meh. GO BLACKHAWKS! Chi-town represent beyotches.
Bulls are going down.
No shit Sherlock.
KIND ECLIPSE
I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU
ON BECOMING MY ALLY
IN ORDER TO DO THIS
PROPERLY
WE MUST MEET UP
MAYBE AT YOUR HOUSE
YOU WILL BE EXTREAMLY HAPPY
TO HAVE ME OVER
I WILL MAKE IT WORTH
YOUR WHILE
YOU WILL LOVE HAVING ME STROKE YOU
WHILE LICKING YOUR BALLS
HAVE A GOOD DAY
YOUR BEST FRIEND
AMERICAN PATRIOT
Pass.
Forget everything I said about “Ab eterno” the show went back to circuitous storytelling, and this show sucks again, 1 episode isn’t enough to redeem this trainwreck. Nuff said.
GREETINGS EVIL JOE
YOU ARE A TOOLBOX
FAREWELL
SINCERELY
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
I could have told you that you would regret any nice things you said. It’s like the walk of shame after hooking up with some skank.
I have never been part of a pitchfork and torch weilding mob before. But if this TV show turns out to be one big blow job then I say lets get out the tar and feathers and have a Boston Tea Party with some writers…
Lol, aye, I’ve been defending this season so far (in a vacuum that is, I thought the altverse with Sawyer and Miles was particularly good) but his episode was absolute filler. Even at this point my jaded mind was still amazed, it brings new meaning to “…wait, nothing ACTUALLY happened…”
How on earth did it take you so long to come to the conclusion that nothing happened? Nothing has really happened on Lost EVER; at least as far as moving the major plot forward. That was fine for a season or two, but here we are sprinting to the conclusion and STILL, nothing is happening.
Nothing happened on Lost this week? What do you mean? Not every episode can be a whirlwind of action, intrigue, suspense, and answers too…
I think it will end like the finale of Gilligan’s Island, where they get rescued, and all wind up right back on the island again…
When Jack says, “The Island isn’t done with us yet”
That captivated the shit out me…
GREETINGS YOUNG ACE
HELLO AND MANY SALUTATIONS
I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR MY EARLIER COMMENT TO YOU
I DID NOT MEAN IT
I WOULD LIKE TO DO THIS PROPERLY
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE WE COULD
MEET EACH OTHER AT
I WILL GIVE YOU MUCH
PLEASURE AND SATISFACTION
YOUNG ACE
PLEASE ADVISE
IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND I WILL CONTINUE
POSTING
PLEASE
ACE
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK
I LOVE YOU ACE
NEVER FORGET THAT
SINCERELY
AND KIND REGARDS
WARMEST WISHES
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
AKA
HAMBURGER
I too crapped my pants when Jack had his 15th revelation.
iHateTheTViHateThePresident-
“I thought the altverse with Sawyer and Miles was particularly good”
I’m almost at a loss on this one and was going to insinuate something about you being gay, however…
You mean you liked the “The Ambiguously Gay Duo” episodes?
Interesting.
Is anyone else still haunted by the face of charlotte in that episode? She looked manish.
Lost always has at least 2-3 hilariously stupid things that happens per episode.
Last episode, Sawyer using the hose as a trip wire! Baaaahhahahaha so dumb.
Yeah, my lovely finacee laughed really hard at the ole’ “trip ‘em with the garden hose” trick. She was a bit spurious that would work on a military trained person to say the least. When Jack said: “I’ve got this”, after looking at the x-ray I feared we had both peed our pants in laughter.
Ha, yeah my roommate and I exploded with the “I’ve got this” line. I mean, come on, it’s not that difficult to write something slightly stronger.
I have expected Sawyer to lure someone out of a hiding spot with the old dollar on a string move.
What about the scene when Sawyer and Kate are about to swim to the boat and Sawyer’s like “you ready to get wet?”
Shoot a missile close to where Will Smith (MIB) is keeping the hostage without actually seeing where he’s been kept. Clever. Poor man’s Tina Fey should have just got her cunt out (I imagine it has more teeth than Keemy) and masticated on MIB until he gave him up. Thats entertainment. What happened to Claire’s chin? How did it disappear? Her whole character is the writers poor attempt at Lindy Chamberlain. (”Dingo stole my baby”… Anyone?) Fucking Aussie slut should’ve had an abortion. And why doesn’t she say things like “fair dinkum, strewth, true blue, cobber” or even just “throw another shrimp on the barbie”. Steve Irwin is rolling in his grave, its Un-Australian. Oooooh I hate those gross Korean “kai-seki”. Next week we find out Iron Chef Dogen took Sun as a comfort woman, just like his grandfather did in the Korean War. She kills herself out of shame. I hope they all get locked in the bear cages again but this time Kate gets out her new 8 inch cock and rides Sawyer like Jacob did after his parents funeral. Fuck the pilot dude, he obviously begged the writers for his mediocre pointless lines, “Anybody hungry?” I LIKE HOTDOGS.
That was funny, vile and angry all at the same time. Nice work!
Hey Nico incase you didn’t know, I’m being trolled^^…There’s a fake infected (Probably Plimp, but if not fuck it)..I haven’t posted since about 10pm eastern last night…Still dug the ep though…
BEWARE PATRIOT, HE GOT YOU UP THERE…
That dipshit had to go to bed its a school might…..
I’m way more troubled by the all caps, double spaced posts than by what he’s actually saying.
Yeah, I pretty much figured it out. I’ve become fairly adept at telling who the trolls are. It’s actually pretty damned hard to effectively imitate somebody’s writing style. I’m glad you liked the episode. I of course, thought it was crap… I can’t really say shit about people’s guilty (or otherwise) pleasures though; after all, I fucking LOVE Journey.
Heh, heh… You mean that wasn’t you with the “Puppetry of the Penis” post?
Alas no…
HELLO MY FELLOW HAMBURGERS AND HOT
DOGS
HOW ARE YOU ALL TODAY
PLEASE RESPOND
INFECTED MY GREAT FRIEND
HOW ARE YOU TONIGHT
ARE YOU LONELY SWEET INFECTED
I COULD COME OVER AND WE COULD SUCK
EACH OTHER OFF LIKE WE DID LAST WEEK
THEN YOU COULD FUCK MY ASS
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
INFECTED
PLEASE ADVISE
YOUR FRIEND AND LOVER
AMERICAN PATRIOT
2’s company, 3’s a crowd?
EVIL INFECTED
I ASK AGAIN
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
YOU SEEM UNUSUALLY FIXATED ON THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PLEASE ADVISE
Lepidus definitely has no purpose in the show. I loved that jab when Sawyer said Lepidus rolled off the set of a Burt Reynolds movie.
I’m sure Sayid ran straight home after doing his deed, so how is it that those two loverboy detectives are already at his house and know that he is the one they are after? Those two don’t seem like the type that analyze evidence, and endlessly study case files.
And I’m glad Sun’s baby was still ok even after getting shot. If not we would have had to put up with constant “where’s my fetus” lines.
Never cared for Ilana before but her tatas were probably the only bright spot yesterday.
LOL! “Where is my fetus? Have you seen my fetus? My fetus is missing!” That would be WAY funnier than when she was looking for Jin.
The Dingo’s ate your fetus…
/ \
/ | \
| | |
\ /*\ /
\___/ L \___/
O
S
T
wierd… was s’posed to look like an ass shitting the word LOST. Oh well.
So it was ass key art?
HELLO AND GREETINGS
THIS IS YOUR FRIEND
THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
I LOVE FOOT LONG HOTDOGS
STAND BY
I HAVE LIED IN THE PAST ABOUT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE
PLEASE ADVISE
SALUTATIONS
FELLOW PATRIOTS
iF YOU ARE GAY AND LIKE
HAVING YOUR DICK SUCKED
I AM YOUR MAN ON DUTY
HE HE I SAID DUTY AND THAT BRINGS UP SOMETHING ELSE
HE HE I CRACK ME UP
HE HE I SAID CRACK
SO IF YOU LIKE GAY MEN
PLEASE ADVISE
I AM THE GAY
AMERICAN PATRIOT
WOW!!! Does this dude got it bad or what…..
I think it’s Infected. Partly b/c he mentioned it earlier, and partly b/c Infected replies immediately to almost everyone of AP’s posts.
You know, you just might be on to something there…..
GREETINGS PUKSTER
YOUNG NICO
SIR TOSCANI
THIS IS ALSO DIRECTED TOWARD YOU
AS WELL AS THE INFECTED WHO POSTS FUNNY STUFF, NOT THE INFECTED WHO POSTED THE PENIS PUPPETRY WIKIPEDIA LINK
I APPRECIATE YOU DEFENDING ME AND HELPING TO IDENTIFY THE EVIL TROLL RESPONSIBLE FOR IMPERSONATING ME
HERE IS A HINT TO HELP YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE AMERICAN PATRIOT AND THE EVIL TROLL
WHEN THE EVIL TROLL MASQUERADES AS ME
HE USUALLY SAYS SOMETHING LIKE “HA HA I AM A HOMOSEXUAL”
THAT IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY THAT IT IS NOT REALLY ME
PUKSTER
I NEED YOUR HELP, MY FRIEND
IF THE TROLL EVER PRETENDS TO BE ME AGAIN
I NEED YOU TO QUICKLY RESPOND
USING ALL OF YOUR PATRIOTIC SKILLS
AND SAY THIS
“HELLO TROLL, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT REALLY AMERICAN PATRIOT”
I THINK THAT WILL SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS
PUKSTER
ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE DEVILS GAME TONIGHT
NICO
I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT THE BLACKHAWKS WILL LOSE
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE
I APOLOGIZE IF I AM ANNOYING YOU
WITH MY POSTS
INFECTED (THE EVIL ONE)
I ASSUME YOU ARE GOING TO REPLY AND SAY SOMETHING STUPID
PLEASE ADVISE
THANKS
LISTEN ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY
BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER
AND IN ADDITION
PARTY ON DUDES
IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT FILM THAT WAS FROM
YOU WILL GET A SPECIAL LOST BOX SET
SIGNED BY DAMON LINDELOF
AND CARLTON CUSE
AND ONE JORGE GARCIA
WHO PLAYS HURLEY
ON THE HIT TELEVISION SHOW
LOST
ON ABC
TUESDAY NIGHT
ANYWAY ALL
I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER
GENERAL,
You intel is faulty. Guard the rear.
EVIL INFECTED
I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE
THE OTHER INFECTED IS WAY FUNNIER THAN YOU ARE
I AM SORRY TO SAY
I AM ALSO CURIOUS
WHY DO YOU CARE FOR ME SO MUCH
YOU RESPOND TO EVERYTHING I WRITE
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH THE AMERICAN PATRIOT
PLEASE ADVISE
GENERAL,
I cannot leave. I’ve been here for over 2 1/2 years. You are the john-come-lately-squatter to this site.
The only funny thing about your friend the other Infected is that he is AWOL. MIA.
In answer to your self-rambling question, God routinely cleanses the gene pool of bastard dna. I am doing my duty to paint the biggest possible white bullseye target onto your back so that the lightning bolts from above don’t miss.
There’s only one thing we know for sure. In a month it will all be over.
Wait, we know two things. In a month it will all be over, and it’s gonna suck.
And no time traveling needed to predict that fact either.
HELLO ROB
HOW ARE YOU
Well, American Patriot, well
Brilliant how they worked in some promotion for the Blu Ray release of Saving Private Ryan at the end there.
You mean you actually watch it on TV instead of torrenting it like a normal person?
I think he’s referring to the “what do we do now, sir? scene on the beach after jack gets blown up and can’t hear anything. i was waiting for someone to wander around looking for his arm and not pick it up on the first try.
LOL ya that scene was hilarious, it reminded me more of Forest Gump
The whole cruise missile approach reminded me of command and conquer…If only the actors on Lost had the charisma of Kane.
COMMAND AND CONQUER WAS A BORING GAME
I CAN RECOMMEND OTHER GAMES FOR YOU IF YOU WOULD LIKE
sounds like a pedo…
Which Command & Conquer? There were no cruise missiles in the original or Red Alert, although the manual claimed the GDI Gunboat was armed with them. Nod had a silo-launched cruise missile with a tiberium warhead in Tiberian Sun I think. The USA had a vehicle-launched one in Generals.
So they locked onto the GPS location for morters in camp, then the morter exploded on the beach later in the evening, after a massive trek through the jungle? Locked onto the location my furry coooont!
And it is no marketing exersise… I don’t watch it on TV, only watching it to see how much of a corner they write themselfs into, I had the season one DVD copied for me, the show is so utterly shite I will never buy the complete season DVD or watch anything to do with the two gimpy writers again, unless the last few episodes I illegally download involve lots of time travel and finish with aliens from another dimension…… which is what I predicted on the first few episodes…
LOST
I don’t think it could suck any more than it already does now. Time travel and aliens sure could clear things up in a hurry…..
I hadn’t even considered all the money TPTB hope to make when they release a massive soup-to-nuts alpha-to-omega final polish director’s cut DVD box set of the entire series. How much swag will they have to include to justify the purchase price? How many people will actually buy it? Will it include a 300-page treatment on “The Questions We Didn’t Answer”? And what will the box look like? A replica of The Black Rock? A hatch? A giant turd?
So many questions…
I don’t know how many episodes a show must have in order to be syndicated (or if there must be a minimum) but If they manage to edit the show down to 30 episodes or so they might be able to syndicate it. Otherwise – fat chance.
Actually, after it is done, Lost will be like those cheap whodunits, i.e. future viewers will just watch few episodes and then skip to the end (i.e. go to the Internet) and then they’ll say to themselves: “oh the butler/smokester did it, wow it sucks, o.k”. And never watch another episode again.
BOOM
HI JELSON
IT’S USUALLY A HUNDRED EPISODES
LATER MY DOG
PEACE
This.
Are you people dense? The show is already syndicated and comes on various channels on the dish…All you have to do is sell it to one of the local affiliates and a a few obscure cable//satellite channels (A channel about science or mystery or what not)…200,000 – 500,000 people watching LOST after-hours on a local station or on an obscure cable channel IS GOLD!! God you people will dumb down your own intellects just to hate LOST, it’s sad…You really have no clue how this shit works…
LOST won’t break the bank because of it’s serial nature, but it’s gonna be haunting your TV sets for years and years to come…Get your ROOM 23’s ready^^…
Thats all in fine, but no matter where or how many times you show it. It’s still gonna suck…..
They tried to show it on the sci-fi channel in my city and stopped after 3 weeks, guess why.
No, It will do very poorly on syndication, because it is too damn slow and people will just “skip” to the end.
That’s my prediction, we’ll see what happens,
The first three seasons, and parts of 4, are pretty good; I’ll give ‘em that.
I watched it pretty much non-stop until I caught up to Season Six.
People will watch it in the secondary mkts for a while, and the hardcore fans will buy the DVDs, but once the ending is out there, I’ll bet a lot of folks bail.
Unless the ending is really good, which seems doubtful at this point.
WIdmore probably had bumbling recon idiots monitoring the evening camp to relay the coordinates to the mortar/howitzer, which will remain unseen for the rest of the series.
I want to comment, but how does one comment about one big nothing? Basically, nothing is going to happen this season except for the last hour of the last episode, but unfortunately that part is going to be worse than nothing.
Yes, it seems that LOST is an acronym for: ‘Look Out! Shitty TV’.
I suggest we find out where JJ and Lindelof live, and do the Sawyer trip-hose\wire trick, because, after the last episode airs, they’ll be running.
YOUNG JELSON
COME ON NOW
I EXPECT MUCH BETTER FROM YOU
PLEASE REWRITE YOUR POST
Please stop with the double spaced posts Patriot. My browser can’t handle these overly long pages and they begin fragment making the most recent posts impossible to read (fucking Macs…). I would REALLY appreciate it.
YOU GOT IT DOG
YOUNG NICO
I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH ONE HAND
THE OTHER HAND IS OCCUPIED
I HAVE NOT MASTERED THE CAPS LOCK KEY YET
PLEASE ADVISE
SORRY NICO, I TRIED
NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THE EVILDOER WHO IS TROLLING ME, AS HE CONTINUES TO DOUBLE-SPACE HIS POSTS
I TRIED TO HELP YOU AND I FAILED BECAUSE OF HIM
HE IS NOW YOUR ENEMY
GOOD LUCK DEFEATING HIM
Lost is a big b-movie suckstew.
And Damon and Carlton obviously agree, the way I saw them make fun of their own damn show on Jimmy Kimmell’s show a few nights ago.
The producers and writers don’t even take Lost seriously, how can any other breathing viewer.
Lost is just a bad b-movie serial that will be remembered for sucking alot.
The sad thing is in 10 years time they’ll do a Lost special and they’ll talk about how ‘ground breaking’ the show was.
The big problem with Lost, IMO, is that it will not survive repeat viewings, nor do well in syndication.
Once the “big secret” is known, it’s going to be damaged goods in most people’s minds.
This is why I started watching it in the first place, (all at once, in about three weeks of DVD/Bluray/Hulu cramming).
I had heard about how good it was, and didn’t want the ending spoiled for me before seeing it.
Well, I shouldn’t have bothered.
If it would have wrapped up around S3, it could have been great.
When they introduced time-travel (and Ben’s role completely withered away) it was over for me.
It bothered me too when Ben’s role disintegrated. He’s a nobody now.
I am here for The American Patriot.
Location check/
Q: How many times did you fart last year?
A: Dr. Poots knows!
Rule 1: Do not look at Dr. Poots.
Rule 2: Do not ask Dr. Poots a question.
Rule 3: Strip to your underwear for Dr. Poots.
Rule 4: Give Dr. Poots a kiss, he is going to touch you, do not move.
Rule 5: Do not forget rules 1 & 2.
9 p.m.
FOX: “Glee” (13.5 million, 7.9/12)
CBS: “NCIS: Los Angeles” rerun (10.2 million, 6.6/10)
NBC: “The Biggest Loser” (9.6 million, 5.8/9)
ABC: “Lost” (9.35 million, 5.8/9)
The CW: “Life Unexpected” rerun (909,000, 0.6/1)
THIS IS THE AMERICAN PATRIOT WRITING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE CARES, PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY
Woman’s Network: “The American Patriot Story” rerun (2 viewers, 0.1/9)
2 viewers – you and your mom
I love how NCIS is always better than Lost. I’m sure it has something to do with Carton’s comment.
Yes, and to be a rerun at that. Thats killer funny…..
NCIS is watched by your grandma and grandma’s all across the country who get their menopause swooning by Mark Harmon…There’s actually commercials for that old peoples’ enriched milk drink during the break…I’m sure that’s killing Darlton…
I think you’re thinking of Jag
CHUT UP!
Hello,
has anybody seen the latest article on DarkUFO? Let me show you:
LOST LIVE: The Final Celebration – Official Details
Thursday, May 13 at 7:30 PM – Royce Hall (UCLA)
Tickets: $77, $53, $28
Tickets on sale through Ticketmaster and UCLA Central Ticket Office on Friday, April 23 at 10:00 am. Please check back for links to ticketing.
Oscar® winning composer Michael Giacchino will conduct a live orchestral performance, featuring the iconic music of “Lost,” at UCLA’s Royce Hall on Thursday, May 13, to celebrate the upcoming series finale. The concert will also feature appearances by LOST cast members, including Nestor Carbonell, Michael Emerson, and Jorge Garcia. In addition, a special preview of the penultimate episode will be screened immediately after the concert.
LOST: THE SERIES FINALE EVENT SUNDAY MAY 23 7|6c
NO CELL PHONES, CAMERAS OR RECORDING DEVICES ALLOWED IN THE THEATER.
Source: UCLA Live
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? PAYING TO SEE THIS CRAP!!! GOD !! I HAVE TO BE SO DRUNK + HIGH + STONE TO AT LEAST THINK ABOUT PAYING TO SEE THIS SEASON FINAL CRAP
Dude we gotta troll these guys. Get this shit on 4chan and try to get a posse to go and cause a commotion half way through
i AM GOING TO MAKE A BOMB CALL TO UCLA GETS FUCKING CANCEL!!
@ Smokey Fuck This Show
Unacceptable.
Post a response which says that you were an idiot for writing that and that you are not serious about making a bomb threat and you will not make a bomb threat.
Tyler, this guy is making a terrorist threat on your website. If it was my website I would report it to the authorities.
Dude it is a fucking joke!!! God since 9/11 there is no american that laughs at a bomb joke!! Seriously!! No sense of humour!!
Just in case I repeat I was joking!!!
You americans are fucking retards with your terrorist crap, get some help you idiots. Call the fucking CTU Asshole!! Call Jack Bauer or Tony Almeida, idiot!!
Matt: by the way not all American are fat and eat burgers but lets say the majority.
AMERICAN PATRIOT: at least one american got the joke
Plimp: you are flying mate, high high
ace: Get some fucking sense of humour asshole.
It’s a felony offense and for good reason.
You could be arrested, prosecuted and imprisoned for it.
It’s called terrorism.
It’s not funny anywhere, in any country, under any circumstances, ever.
I guess it’s true that anyone can log in…
Maybe this should become private board with a password?
It would be a little late for that now. Even if it would have been that way, it probably wouldn’t have made any difference…..
I wouldn’t call a ‘bomb call’ terrorism. Are you implying that most high school students are terrorists?
And Plimp, in my opinion, you over reacted there. It was obviously a joke. What about the dozens of times posters here have stated that they would kill Darlton? Should Tyler report them to the authorities as well?
That’s funny because one time I had commented over at the fuselage about how I would like to see the writers with slit throats. They jumped all up and down my shit boy…..
No Pukster I did not overreact.
A bomb threat is a terrorist act. It is intended to terrorize a group of people into doing something they wouldn’t ordinarily do, evacuate a building because they are afraid a bomb will explode.
Someone calls in a bomb threat and they are caught they will be charged with making a terrorist threat.
That’s reality. That’s a fact.
I have no idea what high school students have to do with anything related to this topic so your question means nothing to me.
It was not “obviously a joke”. For one reason, it’s not funny to joke about making a terrorist threat. It was an idiotic thing for the guy to write.
As for Tyler reporting death threats, that’s up to him. I wouldn’t blame him if he did. Only a twisted loser would joke about murdering someone and it happens that most murders are committed by twisted losers. Go figure.
@Plimp
Does this qualify as terrorism– the use, or threat of use of force, to achieve a political, ideological or religious aim.
He didn’t use force, and he didn’t threaten the use of force so much as he threatened the false perception of force.
@Smokie Not Lock
I’m not surprised they overreacted seeing as how Darlton is their deity.
AND YOU GUYS THINK I’M AN IDIOT. LOOK AT THIS GUY. APPARENTLY HE HATES LOST SO MUCH THAT HE FIGURES A BOMB THREAT IS A GOOD IDEA
Or they could be a fan of the show who is trying to discredit this website. Either way the posting is unacceptable.
THE GUY’S NOT A FAN. HE’S THE SAME DUDE UP ABOVE WHO YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I EXPLAINED WHAT THE EPISODE TITLE MEANT. HE ALSO INDICATED HIS BELIEF THAT ALL AMERICANS EAT HAMBURGERS AND ARE FAT
Quite the retard he is.
Dude, you may have committed a felony just for saying that… your IP address is what?
FOR ONCE, ACE AND THE AMERICAN PATRIOT AGREE.
YOUNG TYLER, SERIOUSLY, YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER CALLING THE COPS ON THIS ASSHOLE. I KNOW I’M STILL WRITING IN CAPS BUT BOMB THREATS ARE NO JOKE.
I’m honored, if indeed you are the real AP…
I AM INDEED. I HAVE STARTED USING PERIODS AND SINGLE-SPACING MY POSTS AT THE REQUEST OF SIR NICO TOSCANI, NOBLE POSTER AT WLS.
ALSO, MY DOPPELGANGER REALLY LIKES JOKES ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS, SO THAT IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY
TYLER, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, CALL THE COPS ON THIS GUY.
I apologyze about the comment, if it is so offensive as the other users claim to be, I ask for the admin of this site to erase it.
Sorry I tought people on this site had a sense of humour but, I guess I was wrong.
Some things are not funny. That was one of them.
Are you serious? We practically declare Jihad against Darlton on a daily basis, but this is in bad taste?
Am I the only one that is not offended by this ‘bomb scare’?
Holy shit, that sounds like so much fun…I don’t live too far away from that either…The only down spot is that I probably couldn’t blaze a blunt in there…I might still go, if I do i’ll save a seat for Nico, and bring a shitty fold-able lawn-chair for SMOKIE NOT LOCKE’s country a$$…I think this LOST FINALE Concert might be fun guys…Hell, cmon Plimp too, but just bring an electric chair for you…
You forgot me…???
Thanks for thinking of me but hell I aint got enough money to get across the street let alone L.A. Plus what it costs just to get in the joint, wow, thats a crime in itself. Thanks anyway. Actually I bet it would be kinda fun having a real orchestra blast your ass outa the place…..
We’ll organize a country wide WLS field trip… or not…
Well lets (In Al Pachino voice) DO THIS THING!
You freaks would enjoy this concert so much..hehe…
Isn’t calling us freaks, not that a lot of us aint, mind you? Even though, thats like the pot calling the kettle black…..
Hahaha,
an orchestra playing the audible diarroeha from Lost.
“…how the two timelines sync up, and that, we feel, is the only answer we owe the audience.”
I’m paraphrasing, but that was said by Demon and Curse in an issue of Wired.
Fucking douchebag HACKS.
Please tell me you didn’t read all of that.
I cancelled my sub to Wired just for running it.
Lost is to science as Paris Hilton is to being disease-free
Those two piss me off as much as Armenian Holocaust deniers.
Respeck.
I expected they’d only answer some questions in the finale that were first asked in the very episode.
Instead, they have the grace to answer a question that was first asked at the start of the season!
HELLO MY FRIENDS
AND GREETINGS
MY ASS AND MOUTH HURTS
FROM ALL OF THE INSERTED DICKS
STAND BY
PLEASE ADVISE
HELLO AND GREETINGS
THIS TIME WITH GREAT SADNESS
I AM BEIING TROLLED
BY SOMEONE WITHOUT REGARD TO MY FRIEND MR TOSCANI
THIS PERSON IS EVIL
SO IS MY BIG SORE ASSHOLE
PLEASE ADVISE
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
MATT MY GOOD FRIEND
YOU USE THE WORDS DICK AND SUCK OFTEN
WHY IS THIS
PLEASE ADVISE
ALSO MATT
YOU SEEM SAD
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK OR GET TOGETHER
PLEASE ADVISE
OK, dude I think i am on to you.
He gave himself away when he posted a message in all caps but used the name Matt.
Also the statement he posted said that btc (bomb threat caller) had yelled at him in an earlier post. I scrolled back to make sure, and sure enough btc only yelled at one person…
TRUE, I EFFED UP BIG TIME THERE
GOOD THING DETECTIVES SMOKIE AND PLIMP ARE ON THE CASE
CARRY ON, SLEUTHS
HA you fucker you shoulda known it would be just a matter of time untill we figgerd ya out. You serial trolls just can’t help yourselves, you always gotta go back to the scene of the crime. I did at one time think it was you but then thought, naw because you came clean so fast with the Kathy thing. Fron now on though I got my I on you…..
LMMFAO, I’m looking like a rather awesome and tolerable troll right now aren’t I? Bet you bitches are missing my grocery lists and tax-accountant stories now…Ha…
BOOM
MEXICUNT MEERCATS^^
Nah… not missing you one bit… you’re just confused there “Mr. Joanie Loves Chachi”
^^…
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED FOR TRUTH^^…
But it keeps him off balance. ♀♂ And that’s what counts in the long run…
WOW!!! Just when I thought my favorite hangout couldn’t get any lower because of all the stupid fucking trolling. Oh hells no, now we gotta have bomb threats. Just how fucking low will people sink to? All this bullshit has turned our once little cool getaway spot to poke fun at a stupid TV show, into a pathetic little shithouse. I think it sucks worse than the show. Some peoples goddamn children. I sure hope all you fuckers that have come here and fucked up our site are proud of yourselves. Mission accomplished. Good work fuckheads…..
With my high velocity verbiage and wonderment of wit I tried to class the whole troll game up a bit…Oh well…
HOTDOGS…
Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork, turkey or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue. Mechanically separated meat has been used in certain meat and meat products since the late 1960s. This product can be contrasted with meat extracted by advanced meat recovery systems. The most common use of MSM is into hotdogs.
HOTDOGS…
The things you put in your mouth… tsk.. tsk..
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED FOR TRUTH^^…
“high velocity verbiage”
“HOTDOGS…”
That’s quite the mouth-throat combo you’re offering there… Syracuse right?
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED 4 TRUTH^^…
dominance and submission…
2010-04-22 20:01:49
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED IV TRUTH^^…
IV drip?
I believe my insightful comments have classed the place up a bit… I’m sure you all agree.
Meat Recovery Systems, great…
I should have read the previous reference to “class”… this is redundant. At least we can agree on how much class we think we have…
After watching it again last night… I noticed that when Lafleur pulled his handgun on Sayid (after the hose trip trick), it made the cocking noise without him doing anything… all he did was lift it up! Too much.
Auto cock!!! My guns are kept that way at all times. Just in case some John Locke impersonator comes out of the jungle on me…..
The upward movement of a firearm triggers the “auto-cock” function – which simulates the sound of a round being loaded in the chamber – gets ‘em every time…
Dammit, and I was gonna put a patent on that. OK, It was just gonna be me, I really don’t know anybody by the name of Dammit. Although I did think that was my name untill I was like eight…..
Kate’s gun also auto-cocks in one of the season 6 episodes when Jack comes stumbling out of the jungle. To which Kate responds with arguably the shitiest line ever: “Jack! I almost shot you”
Well in my opinion (which don’t account for much) it ramks really high. I still believe “never ask me that again” is her chart topper…..
Yes, total classic of shittiness. I think Jack also gave the lame response “Yes, you did.” or something.
looks like even the poo-selage forum is finally seeing the light -
‘loved it’ thread – 8 replies
‘didn’t love it’ thread – 64 replies
the ‘loved it’ thread got owned just like the Patriot’s anus on a saturday night.
Speaking of the Patriots, anybody watching the draft?? Pretty damn good pacing for the first time ever! My saints pick 32nd!! Supoer Bowl Champs baby
Teebow to denver, damn who saw that coming?
BOOM
TrollSPN
What?
Dude, spoiler alert?
Hullo?
I TiVO’d the Super Bowl — still haven’t watched it on account of how awesome Lost is.
Thanks for nuthin’.
Shake those pom poms, girl!
2010-04-22 20:01:49
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED QUATTRO TRUTH^^…
DITTO
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED QUATTRO TRUTH^^…
Once, twice, three times a lady…
@Fake Infected
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED VIER TRUTH^^…
vier
MEXICUNT MEERCATS, YOUNG INFECTED
CARRY ON
GENERAL, Infected – nice try but I know you are one and the same…
The Dark UFO Poll
It is drastically lower this week as the awesome level is usually in the 70s.
Awesome 43% (8,299 votes)
Great 30% (5,764 votes)
OK 22% (4,250 votes)
Poor 4% (731 votes)
Awful 1% (288 votes)
Total Votes: 19,332
Seems funny that the awful vote is always the same count. That may not be a true statement, but it seems like I have the same count before a couple of times…..
I agree, happen to me before too, is ridiculus
I bet he sets the poll to start in this configuration
Awesome 70%
Great 15%%
Ok 10%
Poor 4%
Awfull 1%
Because I cannot believe that anyone on the world think that any episode on this season was awesome. If you do you have to have issues of somekind.
Are you sure that these aren’t the results for the question:
“How does JJ’s regurgitated cum taste like”?
Hey at DARK UFO anything is possible. I still wonder why the UFO has to be dark? What if the UFO is silver in color? Then again LIGHT UFO don’t quite fit…..
Holy shit that’s a lot of comments. Not seen it yet, to busy with work because of that stupid Eyjafjallajökull eruption.
Would you mind pronouncing that for me…..
If someone named me Eyjafjallajökull I’d be having temper tantrums once in a while too.
And you can scroll past all the handiCAPped posts without any fear of missing anything profound, that will reduce your “read-load” by three quarters or so.
And you can scroll past all the handiCAPped posts…
…Except for the one who trolls the AP, he is good!
HE REALLY ISN’T THAT FUNNY AT ALL, CONSIDERING HIS REPERTOIRE OF COMEDY SEEMS TO CONSIST SOLELY OF JOKES ABOUT HOMOSEXUALS
THEN AGAIN, THIS CERTAINLY SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, DOES IT NOT?
Hmm…
Who posted the
2010-04-23 13:41:24 post? You or he?
THAT WAS ME
FOR SOME REASON I FIND THE PHRASE “MEXICAN MEERCUNTS” TO BE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING
I thought it was him.
Well, there are funny jokes about any subject, but it is true that calling someone gay does not make it funny automatically.
O.k. LOSTard you should skip all the handiCAPped posts. happy?
I AM OF COURSE UNHAPPY, BECAUSE–AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTED–ALL OF MY POSTS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS, SO YOU ARE REFERRING DIRECTLY TO ME
PLEASE NOTE I HAVE DROPPED THE DOUBLE-SPACING SCHTICK
You know what? today I feel generous, it is the spring, the bees are buzzing and children are running (because the bees I released are after them).
What the hell, I’m not LOSTard’s mother,
LOSTard, read all the posts or none or choose a number between 1 and 100 and read that percentage of posts. I don’t care.
o.k. I return now to the real world.
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD BEES JOKE
I AM BEING DEAD SERIOUS
GENERAL,
Your only hope for redemption is to be run down by an androgynous scotsman and then to wake up rump-side up on Jack’s operating table…
Lost contains the answers you seek…
Bees joke was pretty funny but I about busted a gut over the “Mr. Joanie Loves Chachi” one…..
Ummm no offense intended Infected. it was just kinda funny…..
No offense taken. I’m the one who heckles Infected. Basically Lost Sucks. I’ve given up any hope of the show pulling itself out of the ditch of stupidity its cruising in now. And now I busy myself taking on the “below the drinking age” crowd that shows up to defend the show.
I hope he’s taken enough abuse to know that he should just stay away. He’s also the GENERAL, (Matt, Ben and possibly Bob from earlier on in the season). The two appear at the same time. I guess if you’re heckled that bad; to the point that no one wants to talk to you, an imaginary friend is your only anchor on sanity?
Glad you’re enjoying the mockery I dump on him. I have more. Far worse. Wear your hernia belts because you will bust a gut.
I CAN ACTUALLY CONFIRM, RETARD, THAT INFECTED AND MYSELF ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON. IF TYLER CRAWLED OUT OF THE CLOSET HE IS HIDING IN, HE COULD CONFIRM THAT IN ABOUT FIVE SECONDS BY COMPARING IPS.
ALSO, YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
GENERAL,
You are the one with the identity crisis. It is rich that you are asking someone else to come out of the closet.
I seriously doubt Tyler would do that anyway. I am sure that would break privacy policies from hell to breakfast…..
Well now GENERAL, AMERICAN PATRIOT, Matt and whatever other names you may go by. It seems to me that most of your comments as AP have had some sort of a homosexual slur to them. That could be why whoever is trolling your troll, trolls that way. I don’t really know but it sounds good on paper anyways…..
Thanks for the heads up Jelson.
I love it when Jack looked at an X-ray and immediately said “I got it”.
Talk about cocksure.
Come on Jack, ham it up. Here is how it should have transpired:
Sure I got it, piece of cake,
Nurse, you know what, tie my left hand behind my back, uh-huh, like that. now turn off the electricity, and light one candle, o.k. yeah it’s so fucking easy. Let’s start. Hit me on the head with a big mallet, O.k. now oil my butt and whip it with olive branches… harder.. Look! steady as a rock… the thigh bone is connected to the leg bone… I’m so good that not only did I fix him, now he can fly! Now play the most annoying Lady Gaga’s song. You see, no effect! Yes, now take a pair of jumper cables and attach them to my balls… 220 volts I said. Yes 220 you dumb cunt. yes, I’m that good… now he can speak with animals… man I’m good, Nurse, take a lipstick, no! RED, yes! now smear it on my asshole, yes, now bring a giant bull in heat, yes… I’m the best fucking surgeon in the world… now he has the power of magnetism. boy I’m divine, o.k. Nurse, lick my taint and fart in my face, yes. nobody does it better. …now he can travel through time… and we’re done.
Thank you thank you very much. (Jack leaves)
(an announcer’s voice) Jack has left the building.
End Scene
AGREED
IN ADDITION, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THE FOLLOWING
MEXICUNT MEERCATS
THAT WAS FOR YOU, COOL INFECTED
I’ve got a fever. And the only prescription is MORE COWBELL.
Did you try puttin de lime in da coconut. Hmmm that might be a little to far back for ya.
I’m Captain Kirk!!!!!
Oh, wait a minute, no i’m not. I’m SMOKIE NOT LOCKE!!!!! Thats better…..
Click my name for the link.
Have ya’ll heard about the Lost call sheet that was found in the garbage at a restaurant?
Gawker has the exclusive story:
“There is also a lot of language about people being lowered on ropes into waterfalls or something. The boys (there are no girl characters listed on the sheet) are off on some sort of rope-climbing adventure involving water and light. Water and light that Jack is “consumed” by. So make of that what you will.
Jack gets a nosebleed. Like a time sickness nosebleed? MYSTERY.
Most importantly, what does it mean when it says “Jack in Hell”?? That’s capital-H Hell. That’s real Hell. Are we going to Hell on Lost? We just might be.”
They even know the plot of the final episode:
“While most of you decided to discuss whether the sheet was a hoax or not, a couple of commenters on this here site provided some possible illumination about the show:
[Co-exec producer Damon] Lindelof has said that “Water.” is his best 1-word description of the last 3 episodes’ plot; this only seems to back that up.
“Oh wow. I think the two realities are meeting at this waterfall; the actors in each scene are listed either with a number (corresponding to the above cast list) or number-A…
So there you have it, right?? After all that secrecy, six year’s worth of it, we have totally scooped the end of Lost. Do you know how Lost ends? Here’s how:
Everyone takes the waterfall rope to Hell and then Jack gets a nosebleed and there’s grunting and skeletons.
That’s conclusive. You can put that in the bank. Grunting waterfall nosebleed skeletons. Made of rope.”
What, I’m not quite sure what your saying here. I thought lost went to HELL a long time ago!!! Just sayin that is…..
More like Lost sent us to hell.
HELLO MY FRIEND SMOKIE. IN ACCORD WITH MY OTHER FINE FRIEND SIR NICO TOSCANI’S WISHES, I AM NOT USING DOUBLE SPACES BECAUSE HE USES AN APPLE MACINTOSH COMPUTER.
SMOKIE BACK TO YOU SIR. I UNDERSTAND YOU LIKE TO AUTO COCK YOUR GUN. THAT IS INTERESTING BECAUSE I LIKE TO AUTO FELLATE MY COCK. I HOPE YOU SEE THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS. PLEASE ADVISE.
YOUR FRIEND
AMERICAN PATRIOT
Ummmm OK…..
Wow, even their controlled leaks (pun intended) are lame.
and one more verse of “you all everybody”…
Can’t walk away from it can ya. Come to think of it “me neither.” Come on now everybody joim in!!! YOU ALL EVERYBODY YOU ALL EVERYBODY…..
Sorry I missed the day after on this, but I am recovering from elbow surgery. It seems the intent was to bring things together but it was filler yet again. The first gun cocking 14 minutes in, multiple jungle treks, same crap new week. So Jackass is operating on Locke, think this will be his revelation to let him see the other side. What about Rose and what’s his nuts? They not worthy of their own side story? Can’t detract from everything any worse than the other episodes. Good news is the filming is probably done, bad news is we still have to sit through it. I can hardly wait.
CPT(P) Preevyet convalescing at home in Georgia
PS Tyler I am posting from home and not work thus the new IP
In a war zone, how frequently does a soldier cock their rifle or pistol?
After inserting a new magazine in a semi-auto pistol or rifle to load the first round – or every time with a bolt action rifle. On Lost however, all of the guns have an “auto-cock” function which just makes the sound when lifting them.
The two coconut shells clicking together like in the Holy Grail movie. Each character has a twin in the parallel universe that is there to produce the gun sounds when required.
Once a day perhaps for myself, I would clear each night. Usually only went red a few times (on missions primarily) and cleared after each one. So, basically about half as much as a Lost episode.
CPT(P) Preevyet
Hope the elbow gets better soon. Thats kind of a bad place to have something go wrong. Seems like it takes forever to heal. Me being a veteran I just want to say thanks for being there when we need you the most. Oh and hey, don’t get busted posting here on duty eh…..
Thanks, I always give the credit for what I do to the real Veterans that came before me. I’ve been around a while (22 years + and counting) and wouldn’t be here without the guys that came before me.
CPT(P) Preevyet
Michael was told the secret coordinates he and Walt used get off the island with a boat, by Ben… and Jack was there to see it.
Last episode however, Sawyer says no one can sail off the island, but Jack doesn’t say Jack… They are not following their own story!
Stop trying to find all of the inconsistencies. There’s so many it’ll make your head spin.
It’s much harder to find the stories the writers have stood behind for five years. As far as I know there’s like none of those!
HA!!! You got that shit right…..
I don’t know dude but the island has moved a couple times now. Right like you can move an island. Maybe the coordinates have changed. Who the hell knows. Move an island, RIGHT…..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Of course there was that quick scene where the Island became submerged? That came out of nowhere without any follow-up since…
>> Sawyer says no one can sail off the island
Christ, how does he think the boat got to the island.
Where did that boat come from? Was it Desmonds?
Yeah.
Desmond’s.
Though we don’t really know how he sailed to the island.
“Jacob brings people there” is still shrouded in bogus mystery.
Of course they also tried to get off the island with the freighter.
The freighter though had Danny Fairygay or Skidmore to tell them what the heading would be. They don’t have that luxury anymore. Still any way you look at it, it’s still pretty stupid…..
As far as rhe story about the boat goes, it was actually Libby’s husbands boat. He died, and of course Dezzylu Who happened to be at the right place at the right time and she just give it to him. I’ll be goddamned if I have ever had any luck like that. Most of mine is bad and I seem to have plenty of it…..
SMOKIE O EVIL ONE, DO NOT FEEL SAD.
I AMERICAN PATRIOT, THE PROTECTOR OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM, WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT LAST STATEMENT. WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET TOGETHER. PLEASE ADVISE. SIR NICO CAN JOIN US IF HE LIKES. I THINK HE WOULD, AS WOULD YOUNG PLIMP. CARRY ON BRAVE ONES. SEE YOU LATER.
HA!!! Now that was funny. I have always been game for alot of things such as drugs, booze, wild women, fist fights and such. Never any man with man things though. Besides I don’t think my ole lady would go for me traipsing off with “anybody” to go do the wild thing. If ya know what I mean…..
SMOKIE O EVIL ONE. THAT WAS A GOOD STORY. WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET. I SUCK A MEAN DICK. PLEASE ADVISE.
Well OK, but don’t call us we’ll call you…..
Right so they had enough space for the sonic fence, the crazy “electromagnetic” equipment and an artillery piece.
Ya I was thinking that too. Apparently, that sub is the size of a Russian Typhoon class…
The Sub is 4 dimensional. It is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
I thought that information was top secret…..
it would be nice if they would actually use that artillery for some good. like blowing up the island in the next episode and saving us from 4 more hours of suffering.
Or at least Jackass and dipfuck Kate anyways. Evangeline, I always thought that was something to do with religion not something you would name your kid. Then again what do I know, I named all my kids dumbass so when I hollered it they would all come a running. OK, not really, but I did name a cat that though…..
Didn’t notice the first time, but I know you saps were thinking (hoping) that when Jin and Sun reunited that they’d get zapped by the sonic fence I half-expected that shit to happen..
Peter Griffen: How do ya half-expect something?”
Anyways Jack and Locke scenes still were pretty boss…Jack and Sawyer scene was tight too…I imagine someone out there is making and “Epic-Fail” LOGO to Jack jumping in the sea though^^…Also Ilana actually made-up as a lawyer chick, not too bad on the eyes at all…I saw alot of grab-bag possibilities on that body…
Lockster’s gonna be pissed next week…
You are insane. Jack looked like he was full of quaaludes and commiting suicide when he jumped out of the boat. Sawyer acts just like a guy who finally figures out that he has 4 kids, a bad job and a wife that won’t fuck anymore. But I too thought that Sun and Jin would explode or something when they finally kissed.
Jack always looks like he’s on cocktails and heavy narcotics.
Damb I sure wish I was, is, are, am…..
Have you noticed when Matthew Fox (Jack) is trying to act serious and angry at the same time he does this bobble-headed-cross-eyed-stare-into-space look?
Indeed I have. That expanation fits the look perfectly…..
I believe I pointed out his tourette’s issue a few season’s back at least he’s not fake lowering his voice anymore and letting his true voice be heard.
CPT(P) Preevyet
Ya this bobble-tourette look is usually proceeded by some fit of rage like “Then what are we SUPPOSED to do?!?!?!?”
It’s a shame, cuz Jack was a good character in S1. I think the writer’s intention was to make his character lose it and/or go drunk with power, but it didn’t come across like that b/c, as is always the case with Lost, there are no consequences to the character’s actions.
How can you turn a phrase?
Same way a polar bear turns a frozen donkey wheel…..
Yo Mr. Clucks, Infected, I am so up for a Peter Griffin Chicken fight!
I wonder if Tyler will put up a new page this tuesday? I don’t recall him ever doing it in the past for reruns. Hmmmm this is one of them mysteries we have all become accustomed to by watching this show. Only difference is, this one will be answered. I was reading some shit today about J.J. Abrams. What they was saying was his style of writing is very unique. That he looks up to Alfred Hitchcock and tries to mimic his style of writing. For those who don’t know his writing style, it was different then most others. He would start off like most writers, the characters, the story, make it mysterious add a couple of twists and unlike others who would reveal all in the end . He would leave a little something out to give you something to think about after the story was over. He always left the door open so you could think it could go this way or maybe that way. I personally remember way back, when he had a show on TV. Kind of like twilight zone but not quite so macabre. Now J.J. Abrams says that his style is different in the aspect that he brings up multiple mysteries and lets the story end there. So therefore the audience can decide not just one, but all the mysteries for themselves. He cited Cloverfield for an example. Now I have not watched said movie and with his “unique” style of writing, doubt I ever will. From what little I have found out about the movie though I guess it didn’t fare to well. I guess people were leaving the theater brfore the ending and some were even throwing things at the screen in disgust. Kind of funny because as we have seen with LOST, he must have been very influential throughout the series. So if anybody out there thinks that they are going to tie most of the mysteries of this show up in the few remaining episodes that are left. You might want to think again. Thank you for your most valuable time…..
Someone yelled at the screen “That was shite” at the end of the movie when I went.
It would appear that this show is poorly written and was poorly planned. Because of the amount of time they had to fill they kept kicking their continuity problems down the road. Now, this show, like a train that is traveling at 75mph and has a quarter of a mile to stop in, the last couple of minutes of either will be very interesting.
Don’t worry, they will all be holding hands in the end, with “The Lost Orchestra” playing your favorite sappy music.
I never heard of ‘Cloverfield’ so I looked it up on Rottentomato.
It has a 76% approval rating from the critics and 75% from “the community” which is actually a pretty good rating but of course nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of Lost fans and they probably made up the bulk of the audience including the critics.
Go read the movie synopsis. It’s absurd. See if this sounds familiar. It says the screenwriters:
“…focus in on the central aspect of the story: people trying to survive the monster attack. Very little else is explained.”
From one of the negative reviews. I think the question answers itself:
“A clunky blend of hand-held camera and faux realism. How can the creator of shows like Alias and Lost make such weak movies? “
Well at least he liked Alias and LOST, not saying to much for that end of it. Like I said though, I didn’t see it. I’m not to much of a movie buff though. Hell I still think One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was the best movie ever made. I was referring more to the writing style. He referenced the movie as to his writing style. I guess much like LOST it had a bunch of questions without any answers to them…..
Cloverfield didn’t need answers.
Big ass monster. Alien. Scary.
No exposition needed, no backstory, no origin preamble.
Just BOOM, you’re in the movie, pretty much.
The movie was shot from the POV of a kid and his mates running thru Manhattan from this monster while filming with his camcorder.
(There was a little set-up of this, for which the maudlin ending was the big payoff.)
I thought this was a fairly novel approach, until I remembered that this was the central gimmick of the execrable “Blair Witch Project.”
I was a medium/low budget film that became a unexpected financial success – similar to he the “Blair Witch Project,” correct.
It looked too home made to me, with a shaky, exaggerated camera. I didn’t get into it. Kind of like the TV show Lost…
Based on the ending to Cloverfraud, I do not have high hopes for the Lost finale. I left the theatre wanting to strangle random strangers when I saw that.
You know the funny is, if you visit lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Portal:Mysterious, you will find that a lot of unsolved mysterious are considered solved.
For example, Polar bears… i mean why do the DI put Polar bears in the beginning? If its something insignificant and doesnt worth to answer, why do they even put it in the show? The chinese have a term for it, Drawing legs for a snake!
This is a very good point. The significants of something just to never add to or even explain it. It seems to run rampant with this show. If it really makes no difference to any thing. Why even put it on the show? Obviously thats where the shock factor comes into play. Who would ever expect a polar bear to come running at them from out of the jungle on a tropical island? Just what about the polar bear in Tunisia? I figure it was an experiment by the Dharma Initiative after finding the frozen donkey wheel of fortune. The thing is I don’t know that for sure. Maybe one of them got loose and made its way through the maze of tunnels and happened upon the wheel, turned it and wham, there ya go!!! We just don’t know. This and many other things that have happened are what makes this show so frustrating and overall suck. OK, so we know what the reason for pushing the button was. The question then becomes, how did it release the build up of electromagnetic energy? Why wasn’t the computer programed to do this on its own? No human error involved in that. Did it open some sort of valve or what? That would be hard to explain, because if it was a valve then they wouldn’t need to concrete the hole shut after turning the failsafe. I really don’t think they had any idea of how to answer these and many other questions they themselves had brought up when making the mystery in the first place. Yet they have the audacity to say that they have answered pretty much everything from the first few seasons. To me this is much of the reason why I think lost sucks so bad. Oh, well we are so past that now, its just insignificant and meaningless to the outcome of the show. It has no bearing on where we are at now is what they would say. Or probably already have said. This may be true but it makes me feel like a two bit hooker that was paid only fifteen cents…..
The polar bears could have been answered in a better fashion. ie. the exotic energy/matter/whatever in one region makes it incredibly cold, so polar bears naturally grow there. For extra points, make it in a valley below sea level surrounded by warm climate around. Then, to have the polar bear end up in the desert, have something in the past trigger this. Lightning strike to surrounding mountains excites the exotic matter, or the matter somehow gets exposed, or the original inhabitants sacrifice an animal in this way every year…
Whats the deal here Pukster, you work nights? Or in a whole different time zone somewhere on the other side of the planet? Or maybe its some tropical island GOD only knows where and your on a computer every 108 minutes to release some kind of electromagnetic energy? I ask because your on real late at night because where I am at its 12:10 A.M. Or simply just a tweaker with nothing else to do. Really none of my busness I guess…..
Well I am in England, so naturally the times are offset 4-8 hours, depending on whether you are east coast or west coast respectively.
I kind of figured it was something like that.
Another mystery solved.
We should start writing for Lost. There is yet still hope
I sure would think that LOST, by now is a thing of the past.
Just like in the old Role Playing PC games of the past, Mist, etc., many mysteries are introduced along the way to discovering the ultimate secret /mystery at the end. These steps /levels are not always explained in these games, but merely part of the journey.
It looks like this is what these guys are doing with the Lost story, and why there is a lack of answers… they don’t have any.
There was a brief discussion either this week or last week about how fudged Libby looked lately. Well I just saw her on an episode of House and it looks like she had some bad Botox done. Just look at her lips when she smiles and you’ll notice that natural lips shouldn’t look like that. Not to mention the rest of her face looks out of whack.
They were just taking the piss with all the gun-clicking, weren’t they.
I don’t know about all that but they were sure cocking the shit out of them…..
To be fair, I liked Cloverfield, and J.J. had nothing to do with it outside of producing.
And as much as it pains me to say, the Polar Bears WERE explanined when we got a better idea of the donkey wheel – they were used to turn the wheel in the arctic chamber, hence why one of their skulls wound up in Tunisia.
Of course, we never actually SAW Dharma turning the wheel, so we were cheated out of that, naturally.
I don’t think the polar bears were used to turn the wheel. How did you come the that conclusion?
It’s possible that Ben brought this up during one of the groundbreaking donkey wheel moments, but I don’t remember it. Not surprising, since I’ve probably forgotten 75% of the crap they’ve thrown at as over six years.
The explanation itself seems like a last-minute cop-out when the writers’ backs were up against a deadline, so it sounds Lost-plausible to me.
…the chamber where the frozen donkey wheel was located was cold. The exit point for the donkey wheel was the Tunisian desert. When Charlotte was introduced, she finds a polar bear skull in the Tunisian desert in her first flashback.
How the fuck would a polar bear get down the well in the first place?
This is what I meant when I said this show sucks. It is pure speculation on your part when you say Dharma had the bear turn the wheel. Maybe it happened after the purge when the hostiles or others took over. Maybe it was the others that got the bear to turn the wheel. Either way I just can’t see that as being an easy task for anyone. Somehow along the way the bears got loose. So this makes me think that it might have done it on its own accord. Now thats pure speculation on my part. So in turn how can anyone say this was even remotely answered. This is just part of the reason as to why lost sucks…..
I thought the polar bears were brought there for the Dharma people to study? Like the rabbits.
I always took that at face-value and never gave it much thought.
(I also think the polar bears were there to make the island seem “mysterious” at the start of the show.)
Whether they used them to turn the wheel or not, to me is uninteresting.
The problem with Lost is that, instead of doing interesting scenes to show us more of Dharma was really up to, they give us lines like “There’s no time to explain that now!” and “All this will cease to exist!” which really do nothing but tell us that they are not interested in advancing the story unless we keep watching to the end. They got nothin’ and they know it.
No offense to Joseph, but I too don’t approve of people speculating as to what happened, and then claiming that the writers gave us an explanation. I got into an argument over at the facebook group b/c I mentioned how we were never told how Locke’s father got to the island. They kept claiming that he was brought in the sub b/c they sedated him. Well that’s a bit of a stretch of the imagination, and even if it is true, it still does not explain how they found him. How the fuck do they keep finding people?
EXACTLY!!! I feel the same way. It’s not like there is just one or two of these unexplained things. There is so many I definitely don’t have enough fingers and toes to keep up with them…..
It’s just like media who claim to speak to the dead. They cold-read you, make you provide them with facts about your loved-ones and then make you believe they came up with them, as proof that they really had contact with the dead.
I fully agree: Lost is stupid.
It makes it worse when TPTB can “answer” a question via podcast or whatever and then say it’s answered. Sorry, no. If it’s not on the show, then the explanation doesn’t count.
I agree completely 100 percent…..
Ya they did that with the numbers too. Apparently in one of the bonus features/games/mobisodes… they describe the valenzeti equation (which was total horse shit as well).
WTF? The Polar Bears turned the wheel?
Ace dammit do you really even watch the show? Somehow that polar bear got to the middle of the Tunesian desert with that Dharma badge. We just don’t know how…..
Ok, we know Darma was doing experiments with electromagnetism, and they recreated the same effect as the “Donkey Wheel” in one of the labs. In order to test it, they beamed up a polar bear to Tunisia… BOOM.
Why Tunisia you ask? Because it is the exact “polar” magnetic opposite as the Island. It’s the drop point.
I guess I must have missed that episode. I only recall seeing the Dharma tape that was pretty inconclusive about anything…..
Smokie, all that was strictly supposition on my part – the only way to figure anything out in this show… I’m guessing.
I see…..
When you see that I’m right, you”ll shutter at the realization… BE-OTCH
Define BE-OTCH. Do you honestly think I will shutter. Isn’t that something thats on a house? I have also heard crow tastes pretty good this time of year…..
“Define BE-OTCH”
It’s your new name when you go to prison and you find yourself in the arms of some big ugly dude who is now your husband…
OUCH!!! Damb dude I was just kiddin…..
All right you all everybody you better watch out because Coyotes are lurking in the shadows just waiting to pounce on their next victim…..
Phoenix Coyotes that is…..
OK, OK, they suck and now everybody knows it. Assholes acted like they was gonna do something, but oh hell no. What a bunch of fucken losers…..
One other thing I must bring up and that the croe sucks this time of year. I don’t recommend it…..
CROW!!! That is…..
What Kate Does
Lighthouse
Recon
The Package
The Last Recruit
Worst of the worst episodes along with crap like fire+water – stranger in ladyboy land – further instructions – all of S5
and it’s only been 13 episodes…
BTW: PRISON BREAK RULES
The Rose&Bernard episode back in S1/S2 was shit. As was the Ana Lucia centric episode. Everybody Hates Hugo was gay. Then you have the worst of the worst, like the Niki and Paulo ones, and the Jack’s Tatoo one.
Jack’s Tatoo requires special notice, b/c in that one they introduced that cool sheriff character, and she was all mysterious, but then they never showed her again.
Prison Break was a great show – way under appreciated. Not only did it have an ending, but it had a future one as well because of a possible additional season. It would string you on forever, but at least it had no alternate reality crap stuff.
Never watched it, but I heard the show started to suffer when they actually managed to get out of Prison.
Same thing is happening with Weeds. It was an amazing show with very clever writing and plot development, but every season it got marginally worse, until S5 it degenerated into a total disaster
From Lindelof:
“The paradigm has shifted from that to, were we brought here for a very specific reason, and what is that reason? Locke is now the voice of a very large subset of the audience who believes that when Lost is all said and done, we will have wasted six years of our lives, that we were making it up as we went along, and that there’s really no purpose. And Jack is now saying, “the only thing I have left to cling to is that there’s got to be something really cool that’s going to happen, because I have really, really fucking suffered.”
Well strike up the cymbals on a ratty street orchestra…He knows you guys are the “whispers” (Actually better than the actual revelation of the whispers, but somehow worst than CBS’ Ghost Whisper –That show lives and dies with 1 pair of tits though^^, anyways)…Lindelof knows you guys exist…Don’t joygasm all over your CPU peripherals Losties…
You’re back! Joygasm!
Hey look dude, don’t tell me where and when I can joygasm all over my CPU peripherals!!! I feel thats something I can decide on my own, dammit…..
Dude, I’m never gonna tell you where you can shoot your joy…I never tell people where to pull out and shoot their joy, but this story by Lindelof might make some of you do that…
@Fake Infected – Hmmm, starting to believe your Tyler bro…Oh I’m gonna hit you the standard Matt- don’t troll trollers if you respond to this…Holla^^…
Damn dude can’t take a joke or what…..
I was meeting your joke with another jovial retort…”SHOOT YOUR JOY”? xD
Turn the hatch-lights on bro…
Thats what I was lookin for…..
Multiple Joygasms!
Looks like even true fans are starting to pick this crap apart.
hxxp://forum.thefuselage.com/showthread.php?t=124735
hxxp://forum.thefuselage.com/showthread.php?t=124842
I didn’t read past the first pages, but I can tell you that intelligent debate on that level could never occur on the facebook group. In fact, I’m going to make a topic about it just to see what responses I get.
Start a post about how the show is picking up, and how it is really heading towards an amazing climax.
There are literally hundreds of those on there
Actually, I think that Lost is going to be the 21th century version of “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, and like in that story, the groupies are going to tell all of us that these are the most beautiful garments they’ve seen in their lives, even though the emperor actually has no cloths.
I suspect that JJ, Darlton and the fans will opt for “the best defense is a good offense” tactic: not only will they not apologize for the lack of answers, they will claim that that is the thing that makes Lost a masterpiece! They’ll say that demanding answers is pedestrian, that Lost is a journey of self discovery, that the ending can have many interpretations and that they’re not going to “impose” an official one, they might try to claim that the answers are already there, but we need to look for them harder and that they won’t spoon-feed them to us (at least not until the double-ultra-super-special Blu-ray edition is in stores) and so on – You know, the regular evasive bullshit.
—
I also love when they say that the only answers they’ll give are those that the characters are interested in.
Hey, earth to Curse, YOU WRITE these characters, so YOU MAKE them demand answers, you A-hole.
- It’s like watching a porno, and suddenly the actress says ‘You know what, the pizza is really tasty, but it’s not “cocksucking” tasty, so leave my house.’ THE END.
and then the director tells you that you shouldn’t complain because ‘The character is not “interested” in sex’. Right.
———-
Technically, we can have an ending where Hugo is talking with the ghost of christmas ass, Jacob, and with Smoldie Lockes, and they tell him:
- We decided to explain everything, so ask us whatever you want, and we will give you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
- Yes, I have 2 questions: In Star Wars, Luke spent like two seconds studying under Yoda, and still in the ‘Return of the Jedi’ he is like a super warrior, how is that possible, dudes? Also, in ‘A new Hope’ if Princess Leah knew that the empire had put a tracking device inside the Millennium Falcon, why did she allow Han to fly to the rebel base?
- What?! don’t you want to know about the origin of the island? about who we are? about what is the source of our power? or what does the island want? or many many many more things?
- No, I just want answers to the two questions I asked.
- Are you sure???
- Hey, I AM A CHARACTER, and those are the answers that INTEREST me. So answer them already you Dude-bags
- o.k. …(explanation)
THE END.
“Hey, earth to Curse, YOU WRITE these characters, so YOU MAKE them demand answers, you A-hole.”
-LMFAO
We sure do miss you guys and your funny nicknames!
“I suspect that JJ, Darlton and the fans will opt for “the best defense is a good offense” tactic: not only will they not apologize for the lack of answers, they will claim that that is the thing that makes Lost a masterpiece! They’ll say that demanding answers is pedestrian, that Lost is a journey of self discovery, that the ending can have many interpretations and that they’re not going to “impose” an official one, they might try to claim that the answers are already there, but we need to look for them harder and that they won’t spoon-feed them to us (at least not until the double-ultra-super-special Blu-ray edition is in stores) and so on – You know, the regular evasive bullshit.”
@Jelson – It’s funny because you make a good defense, which means the defense exists (By virtue of you making it) and that in-turn will be (or is) your own defense mechanism against their apparent offensive attack…So in summation, you are no different than the kids you di$$…You’ve already got your preemptive strike in vest, so why wouldn’t they have theirs? Those who wind up liking it, like those who have already sworn to hate it ,WILL BOTH have their “Make me feel better” points of debate…Your post merely grants this already impending wish…
BOOM
LOOP THEORY
So LO$T is a genie? Now its granting wishes eh? I think I will leave that one alone…..
They don’t care about what was posted just the names they were posted under…..
Wait, there are pornos where they use actual pizzas?
I saw one where they used real fudge…
Is LOST on tonight?
I feel obligated to inform you that there is no time for that.
It’s the Richard centric episode Abe”s External Element. Oh boy…..
The next episode (next week) is called ‘the candidate’. You guys remember when we used to actually care what the episode was called?
Hell I didn’t know they even named them till sometime in the third season. Hell I had no idea all the shit like fuselage, dark UFO and others were even on the web till after I went to dogpile and put in LOST SUCKS. Much to my astonishment there was a shit load of sites out there. Funny though I came to this one first…..
Wow, no episode tonight, whatever will you people do with yourselves…the LOSTLOVERS are equally frustrated by this turn of events, but surely you are nothing like them…
As for me, it’s trivia night at hooters, then home to bang my GF thinking about the chicks at hooters…Yeah, whatever happens, happens…
Your girlfriend wouldn’t happen to be plastic would she? I figured I would get the dig in before someone else did…..
^I wish she was a little more plastic…I’m certainly not a fake tits guy (LIKE BIG TITS), but going up just 1-cup wouldn’t hurt her…Dig taken…
Sun’s breast double has it goin on…
GF = Gay Friend
Due to the lack of a new episode I thought I would write my own for this week:
Losties trek through woods randomly running into each other. Each of these will envolve 15,000 gun cockings. Many question will be asked and answered with “we don’t have time for that now”. Losties will step out in the woods to take a leak at high noon and when they return 5 minutes later it will be pitch black.
In the FS world locke will be walking after his miracle surgery and run into various random losties the day after 815 landed. Kate will be banging charlotte, charlie, jack, and sawyer as some huge love polygon forms between each and every lostie.
“hidden” in the scenes you will see some books (be sure to race out and buy the book to look for hidden clues). There is also a picture of a polar bear (try to figure that out) and the “numbers’ will mentioned at least a dozen times (even though they made it clear that the numbers were fucking meaningless)
Finally, after no plot movement the show will end with previews for next week that claim something will happen next week.
BOOM
Lost
EPIC!
They should let John Woo direct one of the episodes. A tense stand off. Locke does his evil look. Smokey comes stumbling through the forest. Cue white pigeon release. Extended gun cocking scene from 7 different camera angles. Jack walks diagonally and in the line of fire. Kate jumps 50 feet in the air, takes out 3 guys with her water bottle. Massive explosion. Jack walks away with only superficial injuries.
John Woo would have made the series drag on for 12 seasons instead of six.
Here is tonights episode:
Fade from black, Island verse. We see Hugo scratching his ass when Jackass comes up and says “dammit Hurley you been scratching your ass a lot here lately. Do you have something wrong with it.” Hurley responds “Dude, I got this big rash, dude.” Jackass says ” Well is it something I should look at.” Hugo says “Dude You want to look at my ass?” Jackass says “It’s ok remember I’m a doctor.” Hurley says “OK, just don’t hurt me dude.” Hugo pulls his pants down and Jackass takes a look and says “Goddammit Hurley when is the last time you wiped after taking a dump?” Hurley says “dude I haven’t wiped since we left Dharmaville.” fade out. Fade in. We see Sayid walking up to the well Desmond is in. Sayid looks in sees him and takes out his gun cocks it a couple of times. Desmond starts pleading for his life. We watch as Sayid smiles a huge clown smile and BLAM BLAM BLAM. Desmond lies in a bloody heap at the bottom of the well. Sayid looking down at what he had done. Smokie John walks up and says “good job” Sayid replys back “I would not have done it, but he started begging, and I hate beggars!” Fade out. Fade in. We see Sawyer talking to Kate on the boat he says ” Hey freckles you wanna go down stairs and do the wild thing like we used to?” Kate says “sure.” He then looks over at Sun and says. “How about you china doll, you wanna come to?” Sun quickly responds. “Is Jin down there, you have my husband down there?” All of the sudden there is a strange noise from up above them and somebody says. “Look, up in the sky. It’s a bird.” somebody else “it’s a plane” somebody else “its a frog.” We then hear. “Not bird, not plane, nor even frog. Just little ole me, misslle gonna blast your asses to kingdom come.” Fade to black…..
hehe that was good entertainment. I bet the story boards for the real episodes have the same amount of content.
first!!!
Oh, shit…That’s right…
how was hooters?
GF caught me there doing the hetro thing there. He’s the jealous type and is a big boob hater.
@ FAKE INFECTED
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED 4 TRUTH^^…
Don’t keep us in suspense. How was Hooters and the GF banging?
The producers found yet another way to delay giving some answers – a one week break. Really?
Well since I’m unoriginal I thought I’d join in on the ‘episode of the week’ stuff…
Episode starts in the side universe. Hurley is tired of being recognized for who he is and is having an emo moment. His hunger gets the best of him so he decides to put on a fake beard and sombrero and walk in to a Clucks to by some chicken. He walks in looking nervous thinking someone will recognize him.
Hurley: “Uhhh dude… errr senor, give me the 12 piece bucket”
Cashier: “Is that to go or will your family be dining in?”
Hurley: “family?? *mumbles* oh no it’s … for me”
Just then a hand is placed on Hurley’s back, in a sensual manner
Voice: “Brother, if you go with the 10 piece, you get a free large side order”
*Hurley has confused look as suspenseful music builds*
After the opening scene is back on the beach. Hurley, Jin, Sun, Jack and a few others are on the beach. We see Ben in the background sniffing Ilana’s charred underpants.
Hurley: “Guys i’m famished. Since you guys won’t let me eat Ilana’s remains, I know this cool dharma bunker where they have a cafeteria. Maybe we can like fire up those fryers again? I’m sure they have some jerky there too”
Jin: “Jer-ky?”
Hurley: “Yeah you know, it’s.. ”
Jack: *cuts in with whiny pouty look* “Hurley i can’t believe you’re doing this. Do you know how much fat is in that food down there”
Hurley: “uhhhh no, a lot?”
Jack: “that doesn’t matter”
Sun: “don’t leave without me, i have some ‘business’ to do in the woods. I will be back shortly” *Sun walks off to the woods*
Jin: “let us go now. to jer-ky place”
Hurley: “but Sun is gone”
Jin; “no, we go now. Sun uhhh red stuff time, very bad mood today”
Hurley: “ok then you’re the boss dude. Jack do you want us to bring you back anything?”
Jack *doesn’t hear them and is making crying face while staring to the ocean*
Meanwhile in the woods, sun squats down to do her business.
We see the first person perspective of someone watching her.
Sun: “who’s there? Hello”
voice quietly: “oh yeah that’s it baby”
Sun: “Locke what are you doing? Why are your pants down!?”
*Locke makes some grunting noises and then we hear the smoke monster sounds*
someone else can feel free to continue…
Oh man, that is great.
Check out this delusion poster over on the FB boards
Michelle Drummond Mayo: “I cheered and clapped when Sun and Jin were reunited! I don’t know why I wasn’t expecting it more – I guess there was so much else going on.”
I have to comment on this. Only Lost can mess up the Sun/Jin reunion, and only Lost fans can think it was applaudable. No one, NO ONE, would utter the phrase “I’ll never leave you,” like Jin did to Sun. First off, I hardly think they’d say anything. The tears would be overflowing, and neither would be able to speak. This is actually one time in Lost an emotional outpour would be okay, but all we are treated to is cliche and dreck.
The current thinking is that Jin andd Sun should have exploded when they kissed…
LMFAO
Jin: “I’ll never leave you”
Sun: *BOOM*
*next episode*
Jin: “Have you seen any of my wife?”
There’s a sneak peek ove 6×14, The Candidate, posted at DarkSucksFO, in which Jack asks a few logical questions, and rather than get the answer he needs, he is met with this variation of “there’s no time”:
Jack: Why did he bring me here?
Locke: Because your friends got themselves captured. And now, we’re gonna have to rescue them.
Jack: Rescue them from what?
Locke: Widmore has them in a cage about half a mile inland.
Jack: Why would he –
Locke (Interrupting): You know, I would ask him, except I don’t think he’s going to give me a straight answer.
I fucking LOVE it. Hilarious.
Lost – The time for answers is NEVER.
I saw that too and laughed. Even if the characters don’t stay in character, at least Lost does.
Recently Carlton appeared on James Lipton’s “Inside the Actor’s Studio” and answered the Bernard Pivot questionnaire.
Here are his answers.
1. What is your favorite word? Gullibility.
2. What is your least favorite word? Hack.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What does ‘Creatively’ mean? Oh. Then I guess it’s finding new techniques of wasting everybody’s time.
4. What turns you off? Resolutions. Streamlining. Crowd-pleasing.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Time-saver.
6. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of Jimmy Kimmel kissing my ass.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? The sound people make when they answer questions. It really disgusts me.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Probably something in TV or film. Maybe a writer.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything that involves actually doing something useful. I really hate that.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “You and I are alike – we never answer when someone asks us ‘why?’ “.
Is this for real? Does this guy have aspergers?
Q1: No.
Q2: Maybe.
Jorge Garcia’s birthday is today…He turned 37…WTF didn’t know he was that old…His life expectancy just got a little gloomier…Anyways that’s why it was rerun….I’m lying about that last bit of course…
Hot for guy birthdays are we?
@ FAKE INFECTED
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED 4 TRUTH^^…
I think I liked it better when you were trying…geez louise…
I love the attention you give me…
@ FAKE INFECTED
Comment by Matt
2010-04-22 16:42:00
I hate to be a dick, but trolling a troll isn’t going to hurt the troll’s feelings.
Also, you suck at it.
^QUOTED 4 TRUTH^^…
*snickering*
*kiss kiss*
Damb dude with all that so called education you got for yourself, a guy would think you could come up with something original. Instead of something stolen from somebody else. Or maybe by some chance you are one in the same? Sure would give you a shit load of alter ego’s though…..
6 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE AIRS!!!
Einstein, Jennifer, Doc, and I are exicted!!!
Well I went ahead and watched the repeat last night. And it became very clear what their intentions with this show are. The DVD release of the whole clusterfuck will have an enhanced commentary at the bottom of the screen. Ricardo goes in and is begging and pleading the Doctor for the bottle of medicine to give Isabella. The newly added commentary at the bottom of the screen now tells us that the medicine in the bottle is fake and the Doctor was a complete rip-off. When Ricardo gets back to Isabella she is already dead and in little need of medication. At that point in the commentary free version we never think about the medicine again. There is no way that a viewer could have known or would have even thought about the medicine being fake. So it would appear that they left a lot of shit out on purpose so one would have to go back and re-watch the whole thing from the beginning and read the commentary. Or I could be completely fucking wrong and I was the only one that didnt know that the medicine was fake.
Retro-canon or not, i’m not about to sit through every episode again. i don’t give a shit enough one way or another. the real episodes are canon to me. even webisodes and podcasts are not. anything they add into old episodes i will not accept as canon.
I am in complete concordance with you Captain…..
They will also have a console option for the PC where you can query which person is cocking their guns in any ‘tense’ stand off.
LosTard$ grep ‘cock’ Lost-S06E13 | finger
It very well may have been their intention for us to re-watch every single episode. However, once I get past the series finale I will be avoiding LOST as if it were a venereal disease on the order of the Black Syphylis…
I’m going to avoid watching any show by any of those writers
I have yet to throw away all my lost CDs and DVDs
from seasons 1-3 that is. Fortunately, I don’t have any of later seasons.
Maybe I’m mistaken but I don’t think that any other slave on the Black Rock (besides Richy bitch) spoke English. So why was the captain so adamant about being able to speak it?
The show also has a strange “soap opera” quality to it. When the series finally ends, just like a war, all of the gory details will start to emerge. They have done an excellent job of keeping everyone under the cone of silence until now, but, the end draweth nigh…
Well, maybe in ten years or so, if I am still alive and it were to come on the TV. I might watch some of it again just for nostalgic purposes. I doubt I will ever go out of my way to watch it again. Won’t ever be the same without this site…..
If I was a Lost writer I would write the best scene of Lost history.
Imagine Hurley and Desmond on the beach in an argument. Then, after a couple minutes, the argument breaks down into this:
Hurley: Dude
Desmond: Brotha
Hurley: Dude
Desmond: Brotha
Hurley: Dude
Desmond: Brotha
Hurley: Dude
Desmond: Brotha
Then you have Sawyer walk by, look at them, shake his head and mumble a snappy one-liner to himself. Dude, that scene would rule, Brotha.
LOL!
Dude Brotha I am surprised they haven’t done this already…..
just found out that forest whitaker was supposed to be sawyer. that would have been awesome, if a strange love triangle.
i appreciated how in this episode jack calls out hurley for having one of the worst ideas in the history of the characters’ bad ideas. but i wish he had called him out at the end of the last episode, and with cruder/more angry language, like, “hurley, this was your idea? it was the worst f#$*ing idea ever. it is worse of an idea than you are obese of a person. suck my ballsBOOM LOST!!!!
I can’t stand Forest Whitaker and his lazy eye. Here is a list of movies he has sucked in
-Phone Booth
-Species
-Panic Room
-Platoon
-Mr. Holland’s Opus
He was phenomenal in the fifth season of The Shield.
He should have done his Idi Amin character.
so when Claire was asking “where’s my baby” Whitaker could have appeared with a small bone in his mouth saying “I ate your baby!” *
* (Some people claim that Amin was a cannibal)
Don’t forget Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai…
That’s sober awful, but high excellent in unintentional comedy…
Uh oh, this troll has carved out a niche for himself…
Carving wood.
Don’t forget “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”
?????
uh, Lilly and a black man?
… I don’t think that was about to happen.
Actually, the scenarios depicted in an average porn film are not that outlandish – some pizza delivery guys do get laid with the housewife, so do some pool boys, and we all hear about sexy teachers that sleep with their students, every town has its slut\nympho; and, of course, the sex acts are real.
Admittedly, in real life it’s not as rife and “porny”, but those things do happen on a daily basis.
Enter Lost: NO ONE in real life would act like the losties, real people would have asked a million questions, real people would not have been satisfied with evasive non-answers, real people would not be so blasé about all the fantastic things happening on the island, in real life the U.S.\Russian\Chinese governments would know about the island and try to find it 24/7. etc.
So let me reiterate: The actions and the conversations taking place in “the best written show on TV” are LESS believable and realistic than those in your average fricking PORN FLICK.
Just a food for thought.
Don’t forget how the characters encounter the most unbelievable paranormal activity (smoke monsters, reincarnation, ghosts, time travel, space travel) and don’t tell anyone else about it. I see a fight and I text 3 of my friends about it.
Lost also has more cocks than your average porn flick.
Aint that the truth…..
Have you noticed how the S in LOST in the opening titles looks scruffy? I really hate that scruffy-looking S, it fucking sucks
HELLO DIANE
THAT WAS A TERRIBLY INTERESTING POST. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL US ABOUT MORE GREAT OBSERVATIONS LIKE THAT ONE. REALLY.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET TO DISCUSS IN DETAIL. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF YOU ARE A MAN OR A WOMAN TO ME. PLEASE ADVISE.
THANK YOU. AMERICAN PATRIOT AKA HAMBURGER.
HELLO AMERICAN PATRIOT
YOU ARE A MORON.
THANK YOU. MATTHEW FOX
Yeah, I’ve noticed that. The sharp edges of the letter didn’t render right, so a few black pixels show through. It’s been like that through the whole series and it’s stupid.
I’m glad other folks have mentioned this. I always stare at that part of the S every time. I wonder why they’ve never fixed it.
This website is one of the saddest things i have ever seen. Watching a show just to bitch about it is pretty pathetic.
♪ But W-W-W-W-Wait it gets worse ♫…
You are on the wrong message board. You want the one that starts with the word “gay”……
You are one of the saddest things I have ever seen. Going on a whylostsucks.com just to bitch about how the most awesome TV show ever is pretty pathetic.
Hey James
SUCK YOURSELF.
It’s funny that you used the word “bitch” in your post James…
HELLO JAMES – YOUR POST WAS INTERESTING. DO YOU LIKE IT (BEING GAY). WHY DON’T YOU LIKE THIS GAY LOST SITE. IT IS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME. PLEASE ADVISE. ALSO PLEASE CARRY ON WITH YOUR INTERESTING DISCOURSE AND FEEL FREE TO POST AGAIN. THANK YOU.
“Going on a whylostsucks.com just to bitch about how the most awesome TV show ever is pretty pathetic.”
Why don’t you try writing a coherent sentence. In fact, I don’t think “Lost is the most awsome show ever” if that’s what you were trying to say. That title belongs to The Wire.
“You want the one that starts with the word “gay”……”
You have just proven that the average IQ on site is somewhere in the low 80’s. With an insult like that, I’m guessing your either ten years old or just an acne faced basement dweller.
I heard about this site and thought it was joke, because no one would waste time watching and subsequently writing about a show they hate. Me posting here takes about 5 minutes, compared to watching an hour long show and then doing a write up on it. However, I notice people on here are fans of shows like “Prison Break” or “Weeds” so I guess ya’ll are used to wasting time. Not to mention all the rampant homophobia, which only further proves how small the people on this site are.
Take it easy Cowboy, no one here hates you because you are gay. There was just the possibility that you sashayed into the wrong website all accidental like. You just write like you were looking for something in pink…
I think you took some of the gay rhetoric here literally James, and are perhaps attracted in that sense…
This is actually a site where people can “bitch” about a TV show they hate – but still watch every week for going on six years now.
Being gay is not a requisite here, but helps in figuring out characters like Miles and Sawyer for example…
Well James this is a gay website for gay men to get together and discuss how much Lost sucks. Read the FAQ.
Don’t be shocked by some of the more bitchy gay guys here calling other guys gay. It’s just something we do sometimes.
So James…what brings you to a gay website? Just curious?
See I told you it would get worse…
Speaking of worse
OMG. Did you see Sawyer with his shirt unbuttoned and getting all huffy with Jack? That was SO HOT!!! If only we could rub our c*cks together. Please God!
I love Weeds! It’s everything Lost isn’t (good)
@pukster -
Now hold the hell on…I’m a big WEEDS fan, but that show jumped the shark all the way in season 2 when a fucking Alsakan Bearman came to kill Andy…Nacy went from realistic suburban housewife to queen of Mexico in less time than motherfuckers who spin the frozen donkey wheel…WEEDS saving grace is that despite the fact it went from tangible-to-unrealistic in the span of a couple of seasons, it’s still funny and it has a healthy dose of progressive character development (With above average actors to boot)….I go to WEEDS sites where the most loyal fans will even admit to this…Hell a sect of WEEDS fans are bashing it like you guys are bashing LOST for the fact the show lost it’s “somewhat realistic” bend years ago….So frolic if you must amongst the cannibus willows and pretend you can use WEEDS as a baton to Martin Keamy’s buck-teeth, but the joint you’re trying to roll right now (and have been in previous posts on this show) is short a few crumbs…
A whole lot of nothing going on here.
Not everyone here watches the show just to write a hateful review. I watch it because my girlfriend and younger brother are both fans and they like to hear my input.
I am not so much scared of gays as much as they just make me nervous. There so unpredictable. When I lived in Fort Worth a long time ago. I had one that lived right across the street from me. I got home from work one night, no dinner, no wife so I asked the kids where the hell there mom was? Sure enough across the street. So I hollered at her to get her ass home and fix my dinner. This fuck starts hollering at me that I had more to worry about than she did. Kinda freaked me out, I guess I wasn’t expecting that kind of a response. So I yelled back that I had nothing to worry about and that he needed to keep his ass on his side of the street where it belonged. I figure If thats the way you wanna be thats your deal but leave me out of it. AS far as the 80 IQ, I really don’t know what mine is but you are probably pretty darn close…..
I actually watch the show so I can come here and nake fun of it. I have tried this on other sites and have gotten nothing but hell for it. I have been coming here for quite some time now so it just feels kinda homey. I will try and find a free online IQ test and post my results…..
Well I took three IQ tests this morning from three different websites the first one gave me a 109. The second one gave me a 103. and the last one give me a 105. So all in all, I guess I am smarter then I thought I was. I figured I would be in the eighties somewhere…..
Wait what? The homo stole your wife.
I don’t mind gays, but it’s weird when I hang around with them. Sort of like a kid hanging around with some parents, nothing to talk about. I’m into chix, they’re into dudes, I wanna go pick up chix, they want to go san francisco nancy clubs.
No, he was a true gayboy he only liked men. We did divorce a year later though. She was always infatuated with all kinds of wierd people. I did wind up with both kids…..
How did the judge rule in your favour –if you don’t mind me asking. Family court usually rules in favour of the woman.
Oh yeah the court ruled her custody but before one year was up they wanted to come live with me and she let them. They were just getting in her way of partying. Back then I had a pretty good job and found a good ole lady that had one too. My son still lives with me he is about to turn 21 but he is hoping to get to go to college come the fall semester…..
So it’s true then, family court almost always rules in favour of the mother?
I have had a number of friends over the years get divorced. I think its a fad in the United States to be able to say, “I have been married three times and divorced just as many. Do you want to make it number four?” Anyways, of all these instances, I have yet to see the Father get custody of the child/children. Even if the woman is a no good for nothing piece of shit. One time I did have a good friends parents receive costody of a kid, but the mother got a different lawyer, went to a different court and got it right back…..
Must be a liberal gay. Namecalling and insults are common in liberals. For the record (as I have stated before) I have a Masters Degree in Computer Information Systems, Bachelors in Mathematics, and work as a Telecommunications Systems Engineer in the Army. My last IQ test I was about 150ish, give or take. I know I have dropped a few points watching this show. Also, we don’t waste time watching a show we hate, at least I don’t hate it. It *was* a brilliant show that I got addicted to and then it went downhill. My analogy I have used many times is it is like heroin, you get that first hit and then all you do is chase the high. You never get that first rush again, from what I understand, I’ve never done anything but smoke some weed (over 22 years ago of course). Point is I keep coming back hoping for that awesome high I got in Season 1 to no avail. So I come here and bitch about it. Obviously something brought you here, if you didn’t have a little bit of curiosity that others thought it sucked like you, you wouldn’t be here. Oh, and since I am a career military man, don’t ask, don’t tell. But you are gay.
CPT(P) Preevyet
Goddammit I was feeling kind of smart with my big 109. Well hell what can I say I didn’t even finish high school. After I quit I went straight into the military. I was one of the last ones they took without a high school diploma. I was a whole 17 years old. Wish I could go back and do it all over again…..
I went the route of education: High school A student, Computer Science Specialized Honors, PhD. I am sick and tired of it. Once I get out of this fucking hell hole I’m going to start an escort agency or start a grow house back in Van City.
PRVEEVYET – THAT WAS A TOUCHING POST. WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. I AM STILL CHASING THE HIGH I GOT FROM THE FIRST DICK I SMOKED. PLEASE ADVISE. CARRY ON.
I’ve mentioned this before, but recently started watching reruns of this show (Beast Wars), a show I used to watch on YTV when I was a kid. Now realize how much better the writing is in this show compared to Lost. As I describe this show, bear in mind that this is a kids show (targeting 8-15 year olds). Lost is supposed to be a “thinking man’s show”
The bad guys are looking for Earth, to gather energon to take over the galaxy. The good guys try to stop them.They both go through a worm hole and crash land on a strange planet with 2 moons. As they explore the planet, they find a strange non naturally occurring stone structure (Stonehenge). Later on, the structure is shown to be a signal array, shooting off into space –no one really knows why stonehenge was made. Later on they find a strange flying island with a strange tower with glyphs on it (obelisk, hieroglyphics). It also sends a signal into space when destroyed. The signals bring the aliens who originally seeded the planet with life (intelligent design). They convert one of the moons into a weapon, and begin destroying life on the planet. The good guys manage to blow up the moon. Turns out it was earth all along, they just traveled back in time. Two birds with one stone, all dinosaurs are wiped out (extinction of the dinosaurs) and the fake moon explains the low percentage of iron in our moon. As the show progresses they find the golden disk (Voyager satellite), and tie it in with alien symbols, and encoded messages. They use cool terms like ‘Pax Cybertronia’ to describe the peace in Cybertron. These two characters fall in love, not in the first episode (ie. Jack and Kate). But moments before they die. Finally they discover a downed ship called ‘the ark’, and in the last episode, the good guy is reading scripture from the ‘good’ version of the bible, while the bad guy is reading from the ‘evil’ version of the bible. And the dialog was real gutsy but not too cliche:
-Bad guy ‘I am the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end’
-Bad guy: “And there came a hero who said ‘hurt not the earth, nor the sea, nor the trees, nor the very fabric of time.’ But that hero would not prevail.”
Good Guy: “Finish the quote. ‘Nor would he surrender’”
You got to love those people who come here and say how sad and pathetic we are.
Well, hopefully this site makes them so sad that they take their own lives.
Well you do have to admit some of us are sad and pathetic. OK I will take it back. I am sad and pathetic. Hell I been that way for so long now I have come to enjoy it. 109 on the IQ test is a little sad though, but, oh well…..
LOL in the movie Say It Isn’t So (terrible movie) Jacob plays a red neck who’s talking about jerking off to cars
youtube.com/watch?v=KAH967HT6Aw&playnext_from=TL&videos=fGyVFGR7GhE
LOL . Demon reads THIS SITE.
We are internet famous!
This is going to drive 1000’s of fanbois to this sit.
This guy is just shooting himself in the foot. He basically highlighted the main reasons why the show sucks
So are we going to guess which troll Demon is?
From his comments it pretty much sounds like the finale is gonna be the biggest pile of poop of all. New sets probably means something like a UFO or Alien hide out set. Either that or they are on a Dharma Holodeck, and Riker and Deanna Troi were watching them all along.
and of course it won’t fade to black… it will fade to the lost logo.
btw Demon your hat sucks and you look like a hipster doofus. Go google your name some more.
Yeah, I thought he looked like a little fag boy!!! Fucking wannabe anyways. He is probably gonna get shot in the head by some diehard, dipshit fanboy…..
Enterprise reference appreciated.
I never watched that show regularly, but did enjoy a couple of the few episodes I saw: The Syranite Vulcan conspiracy one comes to like. I like the Vulcan-Andorian conflict in general, in which the Andorians at first appear as violent brutes, while the Vulcans are peace- and thoughtful; yet on closer inspection, it turns out the Andorians mistrust and oppose them for good reasons, as the Vulcan government are being sneaky dicks.
Reminds me a little of the Israel-Palestine conflict. Will that too end in a harmonious United Federation of the Middle East? Doubtful…
When Star Trek TNG first came out I tried watching it a couple of times. It seened extremely boring and I only watched for a few minutes and then changed the channel. Funny thing is I was at a friends house one evening and they were watching it and I wound up watching the whole episode and became a fan. This was probably five years after the show had ended. The episode was one in which the ship had been caught in a time space continuum with the end being disastrous. I thought what a great concept, being caught in a time loop and in the end eventually being able to change the outcome. So after that I did become a fan of the show. Never to the extent I was of the original series though…..
Oh the one where they keep colliding with a starship that had been lost forever, but manage to send back a tiny bit of information each iteration ?
Hmmmm! Very interesting video. I don’t mean interesting in a good way either. I mean interesting because he spoke alot, but really didn’t say shit. He should be a politician. I think it very funny that he doesn’t really say they had it all figured out from the start. He says some shit about knowing where they were going to end about three or four years ago. I still say it has been a “con job” from the start. Thats for sure. This isn’t even anything similar to what I started watching, oh so long ago. About the only thing thats the same is the name and a couple of the actors, and, Hmmm thats about it, well, besides the island, that over the years has seemed to have shrunk somewhat considerably. Oh yes, pardon me, I almost forgot. The stupid idiotic staring along with the gun cocking on the jungle trekking that now seems totally meaningless. Then there is some garbage about the ending that I didn’t really understand. My take on it was they couldn’t figure out how to end it, so there just going to leave us hanging. For us to figure it out for ourselves. OK, thats what they had planned from the start? Pafuckinglease, give me a break. These sorry mother fucking sons a bitches quit a few years back, when everything got so convoluted they had no where to turn. Planned it the whole time my ASS. Speaking of such, next time I take a shit I am gonna call it LO$T. I also found it very amusing that they brought up our little corner of the world wide web. The little spot I have called “home” for quite some time now. The thing I noticed most though is the didn’t dwell on it very long. They did mention it though, goddammit!!! So does that make us celebrities? If so, I want my frikking star on the walk of fame!!! Where’s my star dammit?!? Has anybody seen my star? I can’t find my star!!! Have you seen my star?!? I WANT MY STAR…..
I hope he realizes how many people trash talking on this site used to actually enjoy the show.
Am at work right now and don’t have sound. Gotta remember to watch this when I get back.
Look at those fools in the comment section who still hope that they don’t fuck it up. In their hearts of hearts, they know it won’t be wrapped up.
Hey Damon. You talk a lot about all sorts of things but in the end you suck.
Damon is defensive and deservedly so. He’s a moron that has already failed at concluding a series that started out to be so interesting. There is simply not enough time left, after so much has been squandered. And the torturous amount of wasted time spend this season, has been insurmountable.
I’m tired of people coming here and asking why we watch this show.
Hey fellows,
Lostianic flight 618 is about to experience one of the most spectacular crashes in “Tele-aviation” history, and there’s no way we’re missing that.
I am with ya all the way. What channel was that on again? I bet it doesn’t really matter does it? I love lostizms, they’re the greatest. Oh yes, never ask me that again…..
Apparently, bits of the finale script were leaked over at DarkSUCKSFO, and there is ACTUALLY a moment where the stage direction implicates GUN COCKING.
That, and it is piss poorly written garbage.
why do you visit our site? i thought you hated lost. it doesnt’ make sense.
We here at WLS take great pride in our illogicality in posts, comments, and anything pertaining to LO$T in general. We also take special pride in our ellipses, eclipses and all epileptic seizures we may suffer from. Its not that we are stupid, retarded or anything else of that nature. We just plain don’t know no better. My guess is that most of us were probably brought up wrong. So there ya go…..
because it’s fun to read the spoilers and casually mention them on this site with no warning whatsoever.
Hey DarkUFO,
I wanted to ask you some questions long time ago, if you don’t mind here it goes:
How is it that everytime I go to your website and I see the polls about what did you think about the last episode I see this kind of results:
Awesome 42.6% (11,509 votes)
Great 29.5% (7,970 votes)
OK 22.2% (5,995 votes)
Poor 3.9% (1,059 votes)
Awful 1.8% (481 votes)
So, my questions are the following:
1) How come you don’t feel shame of lying to everyone with those fake results?
2) Do you really think that anyone believes those results?
3) 11,509 users vote this episode “The Last Recruit” as awesome, are you kidding me?
4) How come does the awesome result is always 12% above all other results? I mean ALWAYS!!
5) Does the producers pay you money to lie to people like that?
Thanks for coming, so, you can see what people really think about lost now, feel free to comment what you really feel about the show. Have a nice day, waiting for your reply!!
are you retarded? i’m a troll, idiot. not a darkufo mod. i’ll still address your retarded points, though.
1. uh, paranoid much? darkufo is a lost fansite where hardcore fans go.
2. it’s a poll, not a scientific study, asshole. jesus christ.
3. a cursory look at the other polls shows that a 42% awesome rating isn’t really that good. see #1.
4. again, paranoid much? or obsessive much?
5. yeah, idiot. the producers pay a lost spoilers site.
Dude, it is amazing how much you cheat on your fucking poll!!! Trying to fix it but, did not work.
About your hardcore lost fans, where are those people? Do they exits? Because I haven’t meet them since Season 4, I wonder why!!
Sun, Jin, Sayd and Widmore die in the next episode… Finally
Don’t get my hopes up, man. How do you know this is true? I can’t take anymore Sun or Jin!!
Sun, sayid, widmore have been confirmed by a few spoiler sites. not sure about jin, but it works for me!
If lostspoilers is true, that is just another example that the writers don’t know how to deal with the characters. So just burn them when necessary.
SUCKS!
Wow, 6 years of gun fights and explosions with almost zero casualties, then 4 dead in one episode. These writers are such fucktards. If they directed the Da Vinci code, they’d save all the clues for the closing credits.
i wonder if we’ll find out who widmore actually is and what he actually is trying to accomplish before he gets killed next episode. i wonder if he’ll just be another throw-away character like ilana, just on a larger scale.
yeah i know he’s penny’s dad, eloise’s husband, desmond’s father in law. yeah i know he used to be on the island and was banished and we know he’s “bad” according to jacob when he said “someone is coming to the island. someone bad.” (i still think an 8 year old wrote that line).
but so what?! what has widmore actually done so far? who the hell is he? i’m sure he’s just gonna be killed before we find out and we’ll be expected to forget and not care anymore, but i’ll keep my hopes up.
don’t count on it. In fact, expect an anti climactic death, like dying in his sleep.
I guess widmore dies later.
Boo.
Now this is a great post. Simplistic in nature, yet decisive and to the point, without a bunch of rhetoric or confusing dialog…..
I guess I don’t hate the show so much that knowing what is going to happen next won’t bother me. That means the spoilers are no good, and I rather guess, assume, try to figure-out what is going to happen next. I’m 6 years invested in this shit.
I rather be amazed at the absurdity of it all while it is happening, rather than learn of it here by some dummy who gets off by giving us this great, cool, insider info he picked up just to impress…
All right already you can come out of the fanboy corner but only to watch LO$T tonight but once it’s over, right back in you go…..
If you are a troll – stop posting as Smokie
If you are Smokie – stop posting as a troll.
Are you trying to confuse me? It don’t take to much to do that…..
Smokie has split personality disease
On the one hand, he’s an eloquent teenager who hates fanboys, and on the other, he’s a 60 year old divorcee who’s probably never heard the term.
Damn, you think you got me figured out eh? Well let me tell you what!!! You know me only to well…..
are you trying to amuse me? it would take much more than you have to do that…
Oh well, I guess you are just to hard to please than…..
You know, the show has become such a joke that I am barely even motivated to comment on it any longer. Yeah, Smokey’s big plan is to sink the island. Yeah, if someone had told me at the beginning of season 1 that was how it was going to end, I would have probably pissed my pants laughing and then turned the channel. Now? Having watched everything, and having pissed my pants with laughter a hundred times over, I guess my bladder is just empty now.
So is this shit stain over in 3 weeks? I’m having a hard time waiting to eat the fanbois alive. I’ve had a few tell me that I can’t say shit about plotholes until it’s all over. I honestly can not understand how a human who can type and speak with his/her mouth can be stupid enough to think all the plotholes will be neatly sewn up in 3 more episodes. It pisses me off and they deserve to come to terms with just how stupid they are.
Even if the finale is the greatest episode in all of tv history, it doesn’t make up for all the sloppy writing in seasons 3, 4, 5, 6.
All those past episodes won’t all of a sudden turn good.
You know exactly how many weeks are left, what day the show comes on, what time it comes on, what network it appears on and where to go immediately after it ends…So you’re just like all the fans here…Stop pretending when you know it ALL…
Anyways, I know it must have been a tough couple of weeks for you guys…Stop pining, new LOST 2nite!!
I just can’t wait to see two characters who have had virtually nothing to do with the show in the last year die tonight. That’s SUN and JIN if you haven’t found out yet.
Maybe there will be another episode where Rose and Bernard finally die too. Seriously, how were they written off the show? “Yeah… we’re gonna be over here now.”
Just think of all the turmoil the losties could have avoided by hanging out with R & B for the past year. Apparently their part of the island is completely isolated from everything else that’s going on. Yeah, that’s believable.
Rose and Bernard should appear just as the big final confrontation is about to happen and say, “have fun storming the castle!”
A possible spoiler for the next episode: (presumed one)
” We see that Allison Janney’s going to be on the show next week, in the episode about Jacob and the Man in Black.
I think that she played Mother Earth.”
Mother earth? mother earth? Is Lost the new version of ‘Hair’? (with our luck the only naked people we’ll see at the end are Rose and Bernard)
And I thought I couldn’t hate hippies any more.
Anyone besides me find Laverne Caldwell hot? Besides Bernard I mean? Anyone? No? It’s just me? Okay.
Troll be a woman tonite…
I just can’t wait to see two characters who have had virtually nothing to do with the show in the last year die tonight
Most of the show had virtually nothing to do with the show.
That’s SUN and JIN if you haven’t found out yet.
All of them are dead to me. so I don’t care.
Talk about having your cake and eating it – they are still alive in the B-verse but here they die. So everything is both good and bad, happy and sad, pro-island and anti-island etc.
This noncommittal shit is not groundbreaking writing it’s the complete opposite. It’s like trying to combine matter and anti-matter – because when you do that you get:
BOOM
LOST.
Make your predictions now; how many GUN COCKS will be prevalent tonight? How many “THERE’S NO TIME” or variations of that phrase will there be tonight?
6 minutes until the suckfest begins again.