Comments for Why Lost Sucks http://www.whylostsucks.com A community of people who used to like Lost, but now think it sucks Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:16:38 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.1 hourly 1 Comment on Residuum by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100999 SMOKIE NOT LOCKE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 23:16:38 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100999 Goddamn I was off by a shit load and a half!!! That's probably why the Deus is upset with me too!!! Well I might only be turning 50 but Dr. Oz says I am 61 and 7 months. He is almost as ate up with the dumbass as I am!!! Even though, I still wonder all the time about where the hell it went. My Uncle told me when I was 16 that I better figure out what it was I wanted to do because before you know it, you are going to turn around and you are going to be 40 years old. I didn't say nothing but I was thinking, you stupid old fucker I aint even gonna see 20. Well goddammit I was about 37 and I decided to give him a call because he was about to turn 80. So I wished him a happy birthday and told him he was so right about the 40 years thing. He said "so you think them 40 went by pretty fast do ya?" I said "they flew." He then said "well I tell you what, the next 40 go twice as fast!" Oh well, aint not a damn thing you can do about time!!! Now as for my psyco abilities, I guess they have a lot to be desired too..... Goddamn I was off by a shit load and a half!!! That’s probably why the Deus is upset with me too!!! Well I might only be turning 50 but Dr. Oz says I am 61 and 7 months. He is almost as ate up with the dumbass as I am!!! Even though, I still wonder all the time about where the hell it went. My Uncle told me when I was 16 that I better figure out what it was I wanted to do because before you know it, you are going to turn around and you are going to be 40 years old. I didn’t say nothing but I was thinking, you stupid old fucker I aint even gonna see 20. Well goddammit I was about 37 and I decided to give him a call because he was about to turn 80. So I wished him a happy birthday and told him he was so right about the 40 years thing. He said “so you think them 40 went by pretty fast do ya?” I said “they flew.” He then said “well I tell you what, the next 40 go twice as fast!” Oh well, aint not a damn thing you can do about time!!! Now as for my psyco abilities, I guess they have a lot to be desired too…..

]]> Comment on Residuum by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100997 SMOKIE NOT LOCKE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:47:38 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100997 I don't know about all that, thats for sure. Just not really into the gay thing. I liked it much better when they did whatever it is they do in the closet!!! I say to each his own, but leave me out of it. I just can't for the life of me see how a smelly old hairy man ass can turn another man on. Hell I can't really see how it turns a woman on either now that I think about it..... I don’t know about all that, thats for sure. Just not really into the gay thing. I liked it much better when they did whatever it is they do in the closet!!! I say to each his own, but leave me out of it. I just can’t for the life of me see how a smelly old hairy man ass can turn another man on. Hell I can’t really see how it turns a woman on either now that I think about it…..

]]> Comment on Residuum by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100996 SMOKIE NOT LOCKE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:34:44 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100996 WOW!!! Great rant!!! Keep it up and one day you will be better then me. OK you probably already are, but my rants make far less sense and are much longer. I remember watching the election returns and when Obama Bin Ladin was declared the winner I looked at Sherry and said "I sure hope this country hasn't made a huge mistake here!" It's just to bad my premonition was going to be right. The slogan should have been, yes we can spend a shit load of hard working taxpayers dollars!!! Yes we can give even more money to the same people who had just ripped off most of the hard working citizens of this country, out of their 401K's. Yes we can be so fucking arrogant as to send the Queen of England, CD's or DVD''s i'm not sure, of his lame assed speeches!!! What in the fuck is that shit. That is not something you would send to a Queen in behalf of the american people!!! How embarrassing to be an american at that moment!!! Yes we can be on vacation more then taking care of important matters on capital hill!!! Ooops, that might be a good thing there!!! And last but not LO$T, the most important thing to do as president of this country and that is to drag it into the ground so hard that it may never see the true light ever again. I have a real hard time with the brazen attitude this ass wipe seems to drag around with himself. I tell you what, I would give my left nut just to have about ten minutes with this piece of shit in a secluded room together because the attitude adjustment I would give him, he would not forget for a very long time in the future!!! I was going to say dark alley but I thought that might give him an unfair advantage..... WOW!!! Great rant!!! Keep it up and one day you will be better then me. OK you probably already are, but my rants make far less sense and are much longer. I remember watching the election returns and when Obama Bin Ladin was declared the winner I looked at Sherry and said “I sure hope this country hasn’t made a huge mistake here!” It’s just to bad my premonition was going to be right. The slogan should have been, yes we can spend a shit load of hard working taxpayers dollars!!! Yes we can give even more money to the same people who had just ripped off most of the hard working citizens of this country, out of their 401K’s. Yes we can be so fucking arrogant as to send the Queen of England, CD’s or DVD’’s i’m not sure, of his lame assed speeches!!! What in the fuck is that shit. That is not something you would send to a Queen in behalf of the american people!!! How embarrassing to be an american at that moment!!! Yes we can be on vacation more then taking care of important matters on capital hill!!! Ooops, that might be a good thing there!!! And last but not LO$T, the most important thing to do as president of this country and that is to drag it into the ground so hard that it may never see the true light ever again. I have a real hard time with the brazen attitude this ass wipe seems to drag around with himself. I tell you what, I would give my left nut just to have about ten minutes with this piece of shit in a secluded room together because the attitude adjustment I would give him, he would not forget for a very long time in the future!!! I was going to say dark alley but I thought that might give him an unfair advantage…..

]]> Comment on Residuum by Potiphar Breen http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100982 Potiphar Breen Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:38:43 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100982 OK, in school we were taught never to discuss sex, religion, or politics, right? Now that's all everyone seems to talk about now. I like to call myself an independent thinker politically speaking and a pragmatist always. When I analyze a given topic, it seems like 9 times out of 10 (or greater) the conservative choice is the right one for family and flag. So now many taunt me as being a closet Republican which is not the case at all. You do realize how Obama got elected, don't you? The moderates and lefties and white women thought it was just so damn cool and politically correct to elect a half black man when everyone wasn't looking. What the fuck were we thinking I ask you? And what does he do when he gets into office? Hires blacks onto visible positions of power totally without a sense of what America is all about. FU folks, says Barry, I'm gonna do some payback and you can't stop me cause you'll be called a RACIST! So this elite ever-so-slik coolhand puke turns out to be fulfilling ALL of the negro stereotypes and is a damn selfish idiot to boot taking all those vacations without making any visible effort to take charge and make us - the American people - proud. Turns my stomach, it does. Just like Bill Clinton getting blown by a chunky jewess in the Oval office... How DARE he besmirch the Office of the President that puerile way and then LIE about it...fuckin smarmy lawyer serial adulterer rapist. Sorry...rant over. But if you want I can try my hand at re-posting my other one from this weekend that had an alien theme...illegal that is. Thanks for letting me spew it all out, every last drop. OK, in school we were taught never to discuss sex, religion, or politics, right?

Now that’s all everyone seems to talk about now.

I like to call myself an independent thinker politically speaking and a pragmatist always.

When I analyze a given topic, it seems like 9 times out of 10 (or greater) the conservative choice is the right one for family and flag.

So now many taunt me as being a closet Republican which is not the case at all.

You do realize how Obama got elected, don’t you?

The moderates and lefties and white women thought it was just so damn cool and politically correct to elect a half black man when everyone wasn’t looking.

What the fuck were we thinking I ask you?

And what does he do when he gets into office? Hires blacks onto visible positions of power totally without a sense of what America is all about. FU folks, says Barry, I’m gonna do some payback and you can’t stop me cause you’ll be called a RACIST!

So this elite ever-so-slik coolhand puke turns out to be fulfilling ALL of the negro stereotypes and is a damn selfish idiot to boot taking all those vacations without making any visible effort to take charge and make us – the American people – proud.

Turns my stomach, it does.

Just like Bill Clinton getting blown by a chunky jewess in the Oval office…

How DARE he besmirch the Office of the President that puerile way and then LIE about it…fuckin smarmy lawyer serial adulterer rapist.

Sorry…rant over.

But if you want I can try my hand at re-posting my other one from this weekend that had an alien theme…illegal that is.

Thanks for letting me spew it all out, every last drop.

]]> Comment on Residuum by Potiphar Breen http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100980 Potiphar Breen Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:07:03 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100980 Well see Smokie, I told ya I can't guess for shit. I am the old man here as I thought...will be 62 on the 13th but my mind says seventeen and the bod says 103-ish. One thing you youngsters will have to ask yourself when you ripen up to where I am now: Where the fiddlers fuck did all that time go to? Well see Smokie, I told ya I can’t guess for shit.

I am the old man here as I thought…will be 62 on the 13th but my mind says seventeen and the bod says 103-ish.

One thing you youngsters will have to ask yourself when you ripen up to where I am now:

Where the fiddlers fuck did all that time go to?

]]> Comment on Residuum by Potiphar Breen http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100979 Potiphar Breen Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:02:00 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100979 Or perhaps a gay male porn star apprentice program...well, since you can't just live on love, there be some form of remuneration... Ok, they can learn the trade and just take the tips. (Now who did that joke first?) Or perhaps a gay male porn star apprentice program…well, since you can’t just live on love, there be some form of remuneration…

Ok, they can learn the trade and just take the tips.

(Now who did that joke first?)

]]> Comment on Residuum by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100970 SMOKIE NOT LOCKE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:45:10 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100970 Goddamn how nice would it be to have a job like that eh? I'm sure it has its drawbacks but you gotta admit it sure would be a fun one..... Goddamn how nice would it be to have a job like that eh? I’m sure it has its drawbacks but you gotta admit it sure would be a fun one…..

]]> Comment on Residuum by SMOKIE NOT LOCKE http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100967 SMOKIE NOT LOCKE Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:15:20 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100967 Great analogy!!! Something in that just rings real true for some reason. Probably always blaming everything on the watch before him. But instead of protecting himself from himself, I think sombody needs to be protecting us from his fucking terrorist ass. I guess my thing about this son of a bitch is that with everything he is doing he is completely undermining the small buisness owners. The ones who have five or six employees. Especially with this health care shit!!! I worked steadily for better then three years along side three other guys on a mason crew being the hottie, well thats what they like to call them. I call us flunkies because we do all the hard work while they just lay the block. Well when the bottom fell out of the housing market we found ourselves with nothing to do. The feller that owns the company has been working solo for quite awhile now just so he can pay his own rent. He needed a little help for this retaining wall we are doing right now because they need it up pretty fast so he asked if I wanted to help. So today we are talking about this mandatory health care shit and he says that he can't even afford any for himself let alone paying for some helpers benifits. Now if he don't, he will be fined which will put him completely out of business and so what happens to me? Well I guess I sit around this god forsaken place like I have the last couple of years. Instead of hoping things will pick up and put us back to work. Oh hell no, I am going to be sitting around without no job knowing I aint going back to work. Now if that piece of shit Obama would have been on the same ship I was on when I was in the Navy. I sure hope like hell we would have tossed his black ass over the side in one of them bad storms when going from Hawaii to San Deigo..... Great analogy!!! Something in that just rings real true for some reason. Probably always blaming everything on the watch before him. But instead of protecting himself from himself, I think sombody needs to be protecting us from his fucking terrorist ass. I guess my thing about this son of a bitch is that with everything he is doing he is completely undermining the small buisness owners. The ones who have five or six employees. Especially with this health care shit!!! I worked steadily for better then three years along side three other guys on a mason crew being the hottie, well thats what they like to call them. I call us flunkies because we do all the hard work while they just lay the block. Well when the bottom fell out of the housing market we found ourselves with nothing to do. The feller that owns the company has been working solo for quite awhile now just so he can pay his own rent. He needed a little help for this retaining wall we are doing right now because they need it up pretty fast so he asked if I wanted to help. So today we are talking about this mandatory health care shit and he says that he can’t even afford any for himself let alone paying for some helpers benifits. Now if he don’t, he will be fined which will put him completely out of business and so what happens to me? Well I guess I sit around this god forsaken place like I have the last couple of years. Instead of hoping things will pick up and put us back to work. Oh hell no, I am going to be sitting around without no job knowing I aint going back to work. Now if that piece of shit Obama would have been on the same ship I was on when I was in the Navy. I sure hope like hell we would have tossed his black ass over the side in one of them bad storms when going from Hawaii to San Deigo…..

]]> Comment on Residuum by Deus Ex Pede http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100964 Deus Ex Pede Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:06:20 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100964 Can you imagine Obama in the Navy? He'd be the guy everyone calls "Professor" and no one wants to talk to him because he's always lecturing people and blaming everything on the shift that came before him, then someone says, "Hey, Barry, you're smart, why don't you go to OCS?" And you're like, "Oh, GOD, please don't let Barry go to OCS," and sure enough you're saluting him six months later and he forgot everything that your section or division or whatever you have in the Navy taught him and you have to hold his hand and try to protect him from himself but he goes wherever he wants and drags you with him. Can you imagine Obama in the Navy? He’d be the guy everyone calls “Professor” and no one wants to talk to him because he’s always lecturing people and blaming everything on the shift that came before him, then someone says, “Hey, Barry, you’re smart, why don’t you go to OCS?” And you’re like, “Oh, GOD, please don’t let Barry go to OCS,” and sure enough you’re saluting him six months later and he forgot everything that your section or division or whatever you have in the Navy taught him and you have to hold his hand and try to protect him from himself but he goes wherever he wants and drags you with him.

]]> Comment on Residuum by Deus Ex Pede http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/comment-page-9/#comment-100963 Deus Ex Pede Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:59:40 +0000 http://www.whylostsucks.com/2010/05/26/residuum/#comment-100963 The complaints of a male porn star.... The complaints of a male porn star….

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